I INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS DONT NEGLECT YOUR KIDNEYS^ Little kidney troubles gradually THE PEOPLE ints For Hostess Concerning Consuella grow more serious and pave the way to dropsy, diabetes and fatal Bright's disease. Begin using Doan's Kidney Pills at the first sign of trouble. They cure TIMELY SUGGESTIONS all kidney ills. STACY E. BAKER By THEIR SO-CALLED MANIFEST A* Mrs. L. E. Wilcox, TIONS ARE NOTHING BUT for Those Planning Seasonable 27 W. Cherokee St., McAlester, O 1 a., INGENIOUS TRICKS. Copyright, igio, by Associated Literary Press Entertainments says: "I was seized Keating felt a furious tug at bis and a beautiful battle was precipitated with an awful attack Une. He made a wild grab at the set thereby. The fight was all in favor of of kidney trou­ ARE DIFFICULT TO DETECT pole, and, like the novice that he the excited fisherman until the arrival ble which came on me in an Instant. My Vas, hauled the long line—Ashless— of the long-whiskered one who had back ached Intensely and I lost all Out of the water and flung it back been distanced in tho race. The third power of control over the kidney secretions. An Amusing Contest. Ange.ls are painted fair, to look like Over his shoulder. A frightened bleat man jumped into the battle with a you My health became greatly After a card game, while the hostess Takes an Expert to Tell How the punctuated the movement. raucous shout. His hands were as There's in you all that we believe in was busy preparing to serve her refreshments, run down and nothing helped. Doan's "Spiritual Phenomena" Deception As Keating turned the rod. was hard as boulders and a fluke blow heaven the following interesting Kidney Pills cured me and I have been Is Practised—Much That Every* Amazing brightness, purity and truth, jjerked rudely from his hands, and from one of these deprived the fisherman well ever since." contest took place. Before leaving Eternal joy and everlasting love. the amazed angler saw ac indignant of his senses. body Wants to Know. the room the hostess passed little sixleaved Remember the name—Doan's. Otway. #heep scudding across the lea with When Keating recovered consciousness For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a booklets, the front of which New York.—Here ward Carrington, the hook of his tackle firmly embedded he found himself neatly trussed A Book Auction. box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. was a representation of a slate bought, Investigator of spiritualistic phenomena, in its wool, and his expensive rod up, and two red and. perspiring farmers A crowd of young people known as at the doll's department. The first gave what he called an '^expose" hillock jumping behind at the end standing by and eyeing him witfc the Recreation club had this for their page had this word "Alphabet" with Which Do You Like Worst? of the unreeled silk. little favor. of the methods of mediums the other entertainment at one of their last the questions: This is the greatest known way for "Blast it!" growled Keating, too afternoon in the Berkeley theater. "You darned city tug," growled the meetings: Over the living room door undecided people to make up their Worried about the future of his spilt younger. "What kind o' rowdyin' iq The audience was treated to manifestations Vhat letter Is a Vegetable?—P. the word "Auction" was made in perfectly minds. What letter Is a Clue?—Q. bamboo to find the ludlcrousness in that you are up to? Chasin' a pooi of the ordinary seance, including huge letters and below it was BIMI?—J. None but a strong minded woman What letter Is a the situation. "Darn that butt-in defenseless critter until she falls down slate writing, bell ringing, a red flag and the sign of three gold What letter is a Beverage?—T. can ever decide which of two or three •heep! Why didn't she keep her inquisitive winded!" table levitation and finally a materialization, balls. What letter Is a direction to Oxen?—G. hats she likes "the best," particularly nose out of my business What letter Is a part of a house?—L. "You're crazy," snarled Keating all of which manifestations he There were pracards around the if they are all comely. The second page said "Geography" anyway?" "Couldn't you see that she had mj afterwards explained walls saying "Please do not put your Popular belles have been known to The sheep showed no inclination to fishhook stuck in her silly wool?" Mrs. Carrington introduced the audience Questions. Answers. feet on the seats," "No Smoking," have similar troubles with their stop, and Keating hastily arose from What State is a Father?—Pa. "Fine thing for you to be doin'," into the proper atmosphere by etc. Then the guests were given sweethearts. Which do I like best Is What State is a Number?—Tenn. his grassy seat on the banks of the added the other rustic. "Stickia' youi playing the piano, and the hall was wee purses containing fake money. often a momentous question. What State is the most Egotistical?—Me. Stream and gave strenuous chase. hook in other people's sheep-" darkened, the red curtains parted, and The books were neatly wrapped in What State is a Church Service?—Mass. Why not try the other way? He sped grimly across fields, and the "If other people's sheep would quit the stage was disclosed set for a What State do Tramps shun?—Wash. manilla paper, tied with cord and deposited Decide which, of men, or hats, dr frightened quadruped, after one hasty The third page had "Arithmetic" sticking their noses in my affairs the seance. in a pile beside the auctioneer's attractive "dates" you like the worst, glance behind, raced madly to the would not be hooked." platform. The gents were all First, Mr. Carrington took an ordinary ^9u^st'ons- Answers. and then proceed to eliminate. fence and swung her heavy form 500 plus a large boat divided without "But you did hook her," came from seated in a semi-circle and the bidding wax hand, made to resemble the From there you can factor out in light? D-ark. over it. the younger one. began. No packages could be opened human hand, with a cuff and part of 1000 plus held divided by an unmarried the grade of desirability, until you Both Keating and the sheep now woman? M-aid. "Certainly I hookud her," snapped until all the books were sold. the coat cut off Just above the wrist. A actually find yourself at a decision, 600 plus uncooked divided to pull?..D-raw. buckled in in genuine earnest. Keating. "And now tell me what yoi He placed this on a piece of glass supported clerk seated beside the auctioneer 100 plus competent divided by a heavy because it, whatever it is, is the only Keating had the college honors of are going to do with me. Burn me al "Pe? C-able. by four tumblers on an ordinary wrote down the name of the book and one left. bis day for long-distance running, the stake?" Fourth Page—Physiology. the name of the purchaser as the table. He then retired to the further The process is delightfully simple. tie grimly set his jaw and settled An angry snort issued from the Questions. Answers. corner of the stage and asked the hand sales were made. After the auction flown to fancy sod dusting. whiskers of the ancient. "We're going O.f "the human body what are two established questions which could be answered by closed the parcels were all placed in measures?—Feet and Hands. Different Sort of Hair. The youth made his hurdle with to hold you until Mrs. Griggs comes rappings. The hand tipped and the middle of the room and a chair What are two musical "Deceiver!" she hissed. "I hate Instruments?— £ase. The sheep was now some distance home." Drums. rapped. The audience was mystified for the purchaser who paid for her you!" ahead on an open road packed "And who, if I jnay ask, is Mrs. What are two dedicated buildings?— books as the name was called off until Mr. Carrington explained that "Hate me!" he gasped. "Why, it Tefnples. Griggs?" each one undid the package and held by means of a black thread from the was only yesterday you said you loved What are two graceful trees?—Palms. "She's the owner of that poor perse up the contents so that all could see cabinet to the hand of his assistant every hair on my head." What are two small articles used by cuted lambie—she's also the local representative carpenters ?—Nails. the hand, which was finely balanced, what had been purchased. The following "Yes, but not every hair on your of the S. P. C. A.," answered What are two instruments of torture?— could be easily tipped. list show the titles of some of shoulder!" she retorted, as sh# (Eye) Lashes. the youthful granger. "She'll the books and the articles representing A glass bell was rung by a somewhat held up a bit of golden evidence.— fix you for having been cruel to Consuella." Fifth Page—Literature. them. Any one may add indefinitely similar contrivance. Mr. Carrington Stray Stories. Questions. Answers. according to the size of her held the bell close to Daniel Frohman, What author is: "Consuella!" cried Keating. "Do party. who sat in a box, but that manager A No Friend of His. river in Italy?—Poe. you mean to tell me that that old "The Foreigner"—a little Japanese was unable to detect any trickery, A "Is Mrs. Gossip a friend of yours?* I native of the British Isles?—Scott. sheep is named Consuella." A doll. although the bell was ringing at dark mineral, and a low line of hills? "No she's a friend of my wife's." "Uh, huh, an' the more names you —Coleridge. "Pick-Wick Papers"—A toothpick, a "Isn't that the same thing?" the time. call her the harder it'll go with you." An English hedge row?—Hawthorne. lamp wick, and some paper, wrapped "Not at all. Site feels very sorry Mr. Carrington then placed a mandolin, A domestic animal and noise of another? Keating, in the city, was Charles up in a shoe box. for my wife." —Cowper. a bell and a tambourine on a Keating, Esq., managing an agency "Along the line"—two clothes pins, AFTER A very tall man?—Longfellow. table. He held a red handkerchief in for a well-known cash register concern. Not high and part of a house?—Lowell. in a candy box. front of these. Both of his hands Of course the prizes were awarded He bore the respect of his fellows. "When Knighthood Was in Flower"—a seemed to be visible, holding the handkerchief, to the best scholars in "Readin'," "rutin'" nightcap, wrapped in a flowered yet the bell was hurled over In his bonds before these countrymen, and "Rithmetic." Then the paper napkin. the top with great violence, the fuming and fretting, and with 8 hostess announced recess and the refreshments SUFFERING "A Pleasant Reflection"—a small strings of the mandolin were twanged perspiration running down his fore were forthcoming. looking glass in a pill box. and the tambourine was shaken. head, his dignity was conspicuously The way the refreshments were All this was explained when Mr. absent. served caused much merriment. There Carrington exposed the back of the Toasts for Ail Occasions. The mind of the youth was ..on tht was a paper bag for each one which FORYEARS To the many readers who have handkerchief. A wooden rod held in austere Miss Decker, his fiancee. contained two sandwiches, a cookey, his left hand held the handkerchief in asked for "Toasts" I give the ones He mentally thanks fortune that a sugared doughnut done up in waxed that follow, hoping that they will find position, and at the other corner the this little misadventure was a thing paper, and a banana, coffee was passed simplated fingers of a wooden hand, Just the one the one they are looking of the country. on a tray in tin cups. for: appeared. His right hand was free. Pad, pad pad, pad! MADAME MERRI. A large oak table placed in the center Keating, his back to the driveway, Here's to the man who has charity of the room was raised three feet enough to forgive those who have done Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's heard the approaching rig before il him a kindness, and with whom he is from the floor and then dropped. A had come to a stop beside him. wrong In a dispute. Vegetable Compound smaller table even performed evolutions "What is this?" asked a chilly voice in the air guided by Mr. Carrington's —a woman's voice. Cheer up! 'tis no use to be glum, boys, hand. A delicate piece of wire 'Tis written since fighting begun. "This man was a chasin' of Consuella," That sometimes we fight and we conquer, was found connected to the table and, explained the farmer. "H Black and white veilings are chiefly And sometimes we fight and we run. was of Life and twisted around one of the medium's had a fishhook in her wool, and his in favor. —Thackeray. hardly able to be fingers. pole and line hangin' to it, and he Long gloves are leaping into a new around. After taking O vanity of vanities. The larger table was moved first was runnin' her to beat Time. We popularity. six bottles of How wayward the decrees of Fate are. with hooks attached to the wrist and knew—Hiram and I—what store yoi Solid greens are promised a decided Lydia E. Pinkham's How very weak the very wise. set by that sheep, Mrs. Griggs, an* we egetable Compound popularity. He Sped Grimly Across Fields. How very small the very great are. I gained 20 kept him, thinkin' as how you'd like Coiffures are going back to the "hard, thanks to the rain of the morning, pounds, am now He Is complete In feature and In mind to sick the law on him." Greek fashion. and perfectly adapted to the With all good grace a gentleman. able to do my own A musical laugh rang out, and the Sleeves show more fullness at the handicap race. They passed a farmhouse work and feel marrow in the bones of the prisonei Here's to our wives and sweetheartsMay top and less length. well."—Mrs. ED. with the youth gaining. A our sweethearts become our wives, congealed as he heard it He knew The scarf of fashion is usually of LA DOIT, Park Bap- surprised yokel yelled loudly as Keating And our wives ever remain our sweethearts. that laugh. ids, Minn. the color of the hat. passed him, and fell in behind, Brookville, Ohio.—"I was irregular "Turn him over," came in a soft Colors generally are less vivid, and paving a rusty pitchfork. and extremely nervous. A neighbor contralto. "You don^ care if I looh Here's to woman—she needs no eulogyshe black is to be much worn. On and on ran the trio. Another recommended Lydia E. Pinkham's speaks for herself. upon the classic profile of your pris Hair ribbons for girls are narrower, house sprung into view beside the Vegetable Compound to me and I have oner, do you, aunt?" and the bows are less conspicuous. Here's hoping you may be hung, drawn become regular and my nerves are foad, and an aged tiller of the soil, Hiram's foot prodded the youth face Everything that is not black or somber and quartered. Hung about with garlands, much better."—Mrs. E. Krmsisoir, Wrinkled and seamed with the years drawn In triumphant chariots, and about—and a beet-red face it was!" now seems to be striped. Brookville, Ohio. that had fallen heavy upon him, ambled quartered in the arms of those who love The girl in the carriage broke into Tunics are quite long and are edged Lydia E. Pinkham's"Vegetable Compound, rheumatically out of the yard you. a hysterical scream. made from native roots and wi£h heavy fringe of silk or beads. and joined the gallop. herbs, contains no narcotic or harmful "Oh, aunt!" she gasped when she O woman! lovely woman nature made Handbags are often made to match Keating, after the first brief gain* drugs, and to-day holds the record thee had recovered her breath. "This is toe the gowns with which they are carried. could not lessen the distance between for the largest number of actual cures To temper man we had been brutes without much. Your sheep chaser is—is raj you. of female diseases we know of, himself and the animal. From behind fiance." thousands of voluntary testimonials came the stentorian breathing of the Following the orders of Mrs. Griggs are on file in the Pinkham laboratory last one to join the run, and the Dainty Apron Keating was speedily liberated. Explanations at Lynn, Mass., from women who have raspy whoops of the other, who was followed. Mrs. Grlggg been cured from almost every form of now just behind. ulceration, female complaints, inflammation, laughed. Miss Marion Denton screamed Keating's cap blew off on the wings displacements^ broid tumors, again. Keating, whose sense oi of a breeze engendered by his fast Irregularities, periodic pains,backache, humor would not spread to cover the indigestion and nervous prostration. sprint, and his heavy dark hair, situation, frowned ominously at the Every suffering woman owes it to herself usually worn slicked to his head, was two embarrassed ones who were responsible to give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable now flying here and there. The fourlegged for his predicament. With Compound a trial. leader showed signs of weakening. If you want special advice write awkward apologies the two made a Keating did not stop for his Mrs. PiiLkham, Lynn, Mass.,for It* hasty departure. cap. Exposing Tricks of Mediums. It is free and always helpful. "That is the first time I ever saw "You quit that," blared the rustic you give indications of being real Constipation just behind, who seemed, despite the placed under the table while the hands flesh and blood," growled Keating, college records of his pacemaker, to were above, and later by hooks protruding townbound, and with the girl by hla Vanishes Forever be holding his own remarkably well. from under his waistcoat. side. "You quit pesteriit' that poor sheep!" In these table levitations Mr. Carrington "Now that I find you something besides was assisted by a confederate, Keating had no mind—nor wind— Prompt Relief—Permanent Cure a business automaton and a creature as he explained mediums generally to enter into a controversy. He kept of conditions, like -the rest of us, CARTER'S LITTLE are. He said that with hooks protruding still. The sheep was wavering. It w« may unacTetand each other better," LIVER PILLS never. carried too mu*»h wool to keep up the from the waistcoat supported by fail. Purely vegetable—act laughed the girl. sprint. The fishing-rod bobbed awkwardly straps from over the shoulders that a surely behind. table with a man on it could be lifted. but gently on Too Many Hospitals. (TTLE Another house loomed up ahead. Medical advices from New Zealand Other methods, he said, were used by the liver. Stopafterj The ewe dodged madly through the indicate that that country is suffering some mediums, but this was the most PILLS. dinner common. gateway leading up to this, and as from a plethora of hospitals. Every distress—% town and every rural district in the The slate writing mystified the audience the youth put his remaining strength cure indi-' to a final jump, fell panting on its colony has at least one, and they are to some extent until Mr. Carrington geabon— improve the complexion brightea explained. One trick of slate sMe. With an exultant yell Keating supported partly by the government die eyes. Small Pill, Small Date, Snail Price writing that was dazzling was too trivial dropped on his knees beside the winded and partly by "subscribers," who give Genuine n*«tbe«* Signaturo a little more than $5 apiece yearly. to be interesting when shown up. animal, and made ready to extract the hook. Every such subscriber within a The performer then sat at a table and THERE holed edges of the apron. could be no more dainty and radius of seven miles of the hospital materialized a ?aby's hand, which The protested bleat of the sheep For the strings three yards of ribbon attractive gift for the girl who is entitled to free medical service for gradually rose ov«r the top of the table. Avas answered by an angry whoop loves pretty things than this little is required. This should match or his entire family so long as the patient It was later discovered that thi& from the road, and 165 pounds of farmer embroidered apron. It would be especially harmonize with the color scheme of OLD SORES CURED band was attached to Mr. Carring* hurled itself through space and remains at home. This being useful for "a shower gift" for the design. The result when finished ton's foot landed on the back of the unsuspecting the case, physicians complain that Allen'sUlcerine Salve cure sC ronic leers, Bon« the bride-to-be, who would surely count will be most satisfactory. Shown here Ulcers .Scrofulous Ulcers. Varicose Ulcers,In­ Keating. they have to compete with a service In utter darkness Mr. Carrington are some suggestions in desgin, which dolent Ulcers,Mercurial Ulcers,White Swelluitr.MllK it one of the treasures of her lavenderscented subsidized by the government. then retired to a cabinet and materialized Uee,Fever Sores. *11 old PoaititeljBt "You fool!" yelled the angry angler. may be enlarged by the maid who is linen chest. To fashion this hljan,B BiIlwe. J.P.AI.T.BN.TtoptAfi St.Pa.nl Mian **Get off. What the deuce do you One writer reports that in some a Turk out of misty whitenesa clever with her pencil. If she prefers ieffective trifle about one and one-half """RRkerT" •tnean?" towns the misuse of the hospitals has The effect was startling until Mr. Can she may originate one of her own, jyards finest lawn is required. This "Pic?* on a poor sheep, will you?" so serious that medical men have 'rington did the same thing with al 0 been HAIR BALSAM only using these as a guide. The girl 'will m*kft the apron and allow for the CIMMM and beantiflea th« ha ,the lights on. Then it seemed easy tl rasped the other. "I'll learn you city been unable to obtain, a living. It is who embroiders (but cannot draw) pocket and bib, which are both made rnjMutss a insrint growth. tfeJlera that property is to be respected." not stated whether the hospital staff do with a false mustache and a piect must go to a good, art needle work In the shape of enormous blossoms. in a given community is well able to lof cheese cloth covered with phos store. She there will find many prettj Six yards of Valenciennes lace will "Keating spent no time In argument, care for the health of that oooamu Iphorua, designs, which may be readily adapted the dainty frilling, which should fcn lists found tho face of the other. nltjr. aflUetaawllii for the purpose. S) Thtaptti't Eyi Wattf *be carefully whipped to the button­