,v- ,i7""^ :'«?•?g,/ ••"*r„r'T"W^rit f'~ INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS. A RUSSIAN PRISONER. Qlauware and Hard war*. A PAOEREWSKI STORY. Deceiving the Widow. "ANOTHER'S SHOES." On occasions of The Only Difference. impending danger A healthy looking woman dressed In people sometimes- Clorinda was as black as night and do what seems to Cxperienoe of a Man Who Waa Chain* The Great Musician's First Important .deep mourning stepped on to the platform Phrase That Had Its Origin In an them most of heroic proportions, but in every possible absurd at other moments. ed to a Wheelbarrow. Engagement In Paris. scales and requested the grocer's Ancient Custom. way she copied her slender young When the steamship America, which grisoiiwrittingofofa In the Sciiluesselburg Paderewski's first really important clerk to ascertain her weight. He The expression "stepping into another's of mistress, for whom she had a great admiration. carried one the Ziegier exploring expeditions iu McClure's Magazine Durid engagement as a pianist was in Paris. looked and said. "One hundred and shoes," like many another coiu•tnon "I like to look jes' as much to Franz Josef Land in 1JM)S. .oskioe tells prisoner who was He was engaged to play in the drawing forty pouuds." phrase, had its origin In an ancient was like you as I can," she often said, being crushed by ice the following chained to a wheelbarrow: room of a lady fainous for her "You made a mistake of twelve IUU- custom. winter it became necessary to 'cause you looks jes' like a lady orter "Schedrln bad been condemned to sicales, and his fee, which seemed to pounds in that woman's weight," said The old Norse law required that a abandon the ship in haste. Orders look, Mis' Hend'son." .hard labor in the convict mines of Sleria him enormous, was $20. He managed another mau who had also watched person to be adopted must step into a were given .to unload upon the ice Clorinda intrusted all her shopping and for an attempt to escape to persuade the humane agent to pay the scales. "She weighed 152. pounds previously prepared shoe. This shoe everything that would be of use in the to Mrs. Henderson and scorned the there had been sentenced to be him in advance, and when Paderewskl Instead of 140." was made from the skin taken from long winter yet before the men. The bright colors and pronounced styles affected {Chained to a heavy wheelbarrow. had redeemed his dress suit from "I know that," said the clerk, "but the right hind leg of a "three-wintersold work must be done with dispatch. by her own friends. One day IWhen the order came for his transfer pawn and paid for shoes, gloves, tie she never would have forgiven me if 1 bull." While the crew was passing the she asked her mistress to buy her a from Siberia to St. Petersburg no conveyance and other essentials he had no money had told her so. That woman's busband The skin was flayed from above the bags over the side of the ship the cook.' pair of low shoes. As she made the request could be found large enough left for cab hire, so he was forced to died about six weeks ago. She hock, and out of this the shoe was who was of an excitable uature, suddenly she glanced with admiration at to contain him. the wheelbarrow and walk to the scene of his engagement. has gained seven pounds in that time, made. The person to be adopted stepped appeared at the rail with a large the slim little foot showing beneath the convoy of gendarmes. Yet. as the The music loving audience inspired but to keep her in good humor with into this shoe, taking into his bag, which he heaved over with all his the edge of a dainty skirt. ^Wheelbarrow had become a part of him. He played with feeling, passion herself I had to make her think she arras one at a time, it is presumed, the strength. It struck the ice below with "An' I want 'em jes' exactly like the prisoner, the gendarmes were and mastery of his instrument as never had lost five. I don't know why it is, younger sons of the man making the a resounding crash, causing one of the yours, Mis' Hend'son," said Clorinda, afraid to leave It behind. It was therefore before. His success was instant but anybody who has suffered bereavement adoption. If there were also sons who sailor's to exclaim: "no diff'ence 'ceptin' dey's gotter be decided to place Schedrln with his and unmistakable. The poor player seems to consider it a disgrace to were of age they stepped into the shoe "Hello, cook, what was that?" convoy in one cart and the wheelbarrow wide nines, so maybe de buckle might had suddenly become the lion of the take on flesh. That woman has been afterward, by this sign showing their "Oh, that is all right," he answered. 'pear better if 'twas a teenty mite behind In another. For several hour, his dream had become a reality, weighed three times since her husband consent to the adoption. "It was lamp chimneys and flatirons." months, day and night, Scbedrin and larger'n yours."—Youth's Companion. and fame and fortune were assured died. She would be shocked if she A man in this way could adopt an But it was hardly all right, for during the gendarmes galloped through Siberia him. knew she had gained right along. Fortunately illegitimate son, making him his lawful the winter they were obliged to cut NOTICE OP HEARING. upon a troika (a three horsed At last after disengaging himself she is too nearsighted to read heir, but in that case the father NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that at a meeting the bottoms out of pickle bottles and cart or sledge), while another sped be.hind from his admirers he turned to leave, ot the Board of County Commissioners the scales herself, so it is easy to was obliged to step Into the shoe flrst. use them in place of chimneys that them upon which the wheelbarrow to be held in the Village of International when his hostess, remembering with If there were any full grown sons, make her think she is wasting away." Falls. Koochiching County, Minnesota at had been broken. reposed, causing the deepest regret the smallness of the fee for so 11 o'clock in the forenoon in the office of they stepped into the shoe afterward —New York Press. amazement among the peasants iu the the County Auditor, on Thursday. Jan 27. marvelous a performance, offered him if there were no full grown sons, then 1910, the application ot Gosline & Scott for a Tillages through which they passed. Doubtless True. her carriage for his return home. But license granting them petmission to sell intoxicating the next of kin did the stepping, and Law and the Queen. tJpon the arrival of the prisoner in SS. teacher in a Birmingham school liquors in the front room, Paderewski's pride came to the rescue. without his consent, by the way, this The quaintness of many provisions and ground floor of a certain frame building Peter and Paul he was once again was endeavoring to explain the term In his courteous yet reserved way he situated on lots 14 block 6, original special adoption could not be made. of British law is curiously illustrated chained to the barrow, and only after "booking" as applied to our railway plat of Gemmeil, Evergreen Township: made a formal bow, and, saying, "No. Witnesses to the ceremony in the in the status of the queen of England. Koochiching County. Minnesota, he had been six weeks in the Schluesselburg system, says London Tit-Bits. thank you, madame my own is waiting," for one year commencing on 14th day of use of the shoe were required to establish So far as her majesty's private business "Now," he was saying, "can any of was be finally detached from Febuary,l9io. and expiring on the 13 day of he stepped out for his long walk its legality. is concerned, she is not regarded Febuary, 1911. inclusive, will be heard, at It and given freedom of movement you tell me the name of the office at homeward.—Pearson's Weekly. which time any and all piersons can be heard It will be seen that this was considered by the laws and customs of England within the narrow confines of his cell. which railway tickets are sold?" thereto. with reference an Important ceremony, and SLOCUM, as a married woman at all. She is the L. H. "The booking office," replied one of 'When they unchained me/ said J13-20 County Auditor. SCARED THE OLD SAVAGE. since so much "shoe stepping" was only woman in Great Britain who does •Bchedrln subsequently, 'I could not get the lads. done it Is not strange that the expression not come within the scope of the married enough movement. I wanted to run "Right," responded the teacher. CITATION EX OF FINAL, ACCOUNT. as now used passed into common woman's property act. The idea Ruse That 8aved Dr. Felkin From and run, and it seemed to me that 1 At this moment his eye fell on a State of Minnesota, v. speech.—Chicago Record-Herald. In all this is that affairs of state consume King Mtesa of Uganda. County of Koochiching Probate Court could never stop. How strange it is amall boy at the end of the class who all the time of the king, and In the matter of the Estate of Anna Taubert, that men who can enjoy perfect freedom was evidently paying very little attention When the well known African trav Decedent. therefore no responsibility for the OSTRICH BATTLES. to what was said. of movement never realize the eler Dr. Robert Felkin was staying The State of Minnesota to all whom it may queen's private business rests upon Wonderful happiness that is theirs.'" "Did you hear that, Spry?" he demanded. with the bloodthirsty King Mtesa of concern: him. If the queen contracted debts In Uganda many years ago the king, out On reading and filing the petition of the The Great Birds, as Strong as Horses, representative of said estate, praying that her husband's name he would not be "Wot, sir?" asked that youth innocently. of gratitude for his visitor's medical Box With Their Feet. HENRY CAVENDISH. the Court fix a time and place for examining responsible for them, as any other treatment, wished to cut off his head. adjusting and allowing his Final Account, Ostriches battle for supremacy with and for the assignment of the residue of husband in the United Kingdom would. "As I thought, you were not listening. On Dr. Felkin representing that the as much ferocity as stags, bulls, buffaloes A said estate to the persons thereto entitled: Recluse, He Lived Far From the be sued for debt, but The king cannot We will suppose your father decided It is ordered, that said petition be heard treatment was not finished and that if and other animals. An ostrich Madding Crowd. and that all persons interested in said matter the queen can be. Should the king die. to have a day's holiday and visit interrupted it would cause Mtesa's fight is amusing. Inasmuch as it be cited and required to appear before Henry Cavendish, the famous natural some authorities hold that the queen the seaside. What would he have to this court on the 3ist day of January. 1910, at death the latter granted him a reprieve amounts practically to a boxing match philosopher and chemist, was a recluse 10 o'clock, a. m., or as soon thereafter as could not marry again, in case she do before he could take his seat in the until he was quite recovered. with the feet, wherein the combatants said matter can be heard, at the probate Who astonished England. wished to, without the license of the train?" court rooms ia the court house in the village Then, however, nothing availed, and lightly dance around each other. A son of Lord Charles Cavendish king's successor.—New York Tribune. of International Falls, Minn., in said Without a moment's thought the the execution was determined upon. There is. however, this difference—if and a nephew of the third Duke of county, and show cause, if any they have, youngster electrified his teacher by why said petition should not be granted and Emin Pasha, who was a friend of any human boxer could hit as hard Devonshire, possessed of enormous that this citation be served by publication replying: Dog Law In Constantinople. Dr. Felkin, had instructed him most with his hands as can an ostrich with wealth, the subject of universal admiration thereof in the International Falls Press according "Pawn his tools!" "When one of the street dogs of Constantinople to law, and bv mailing a copv of accurately about the state of affairs in its feet the championship would be because of his scientific attainments. this citation at least 14 days betore said day gets too old to be of use Uganda and the court of King Mtesa decided by a single blow. In sparring he preferred the solitude of hearing, to each of the heirs, devisees and to the band the captain dog decides Odd French English. legatees of said decedent whose names and and had revealed to him an important the ostrich stands on one foot, with of his study and the company of his addresses appear from the files of this court that he is to die." says Albert Bigelow A correspondent has been studying the other foot and the wings raised, state secret—namely, where Mtesa's books to the pleasures society could Witness the Judge of said Court this 10th Paine in Harper's Weekly. "A day English pronunciation in a French dictionary day of January. A. D. 1910, the bill wide open and the neck distended. powder store was hidden. Dr. Felkin offer him. R. F. ILTIS, comes when the captain issues an edict [Court Seal] C. (Pierre Larousee, 1890) and He strikes with the force of remembered this at the right moment For many years he lived at Hampstead Judge ot Probate. that he is no longer to have food. picks out a few examples to show how a trip hammer. in a large, roomy house, attended and as a last resort threatened that if From that day until his death not a much effort is necessary for a Frenchman Sometimes on an ostrich farm a Mtesa killed him he would bring down by a number of female servants, who, NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION morsel passes his lips. With longing to acquire a true articulation of keeper will become involved in such a a flash of lightning upon his powder however, were strictly enjoined to keep Department of the Interior eyes he looks at the others eating, but English. They are all taken from U. S. Land Office at Duluth, Minn.. Dec. 4 1909 mixup, in which event it is not infrequently out of his sight. If a domestic by the store. Mtesa replied Incredulously, Notice is hereby given that William J. he makes no attempt to join them. a surprisingly long list of English the case that the human "Tell me where it is," whereupon Dr. merest chance came into the presence Petherick. whose postoffice address is Madison, Now and again a bit of something falls phrases current in France. "Broken Wisconsin, did, on the 29 day of Sept. emerges from the scrap with a broken of Cavendish she was instantly dismissed. Felkin whispered in his ear, "It Is 1909. file in this office Sworn Statement and his way. The temptation is too strong down" (as applied to a race horse) is leg. arm or bead. concealed under your harem." Application, No. 0T525. to purchase the Lots —he reaches toward the morsel. The "bro-k'n-daoun." "Dead heat" is rendered Under modern training an ostrich 5, and 7. section 35. Township 71 North, Every morning the philosopher would Mtesa turned pale and allowed Felkin captain, who overlooks nothing, gives Range 21 West, Fourth Principal Meridian, as "did-hith," which is ingenious, equals a horse in power and indeed leave a note on the hall table naming and his companions to live. The and the timber thereon, under the provisions a low growl. The dying creature but hardly correct. "Ai-laif' is not a can perform many of the "stunts" of the act ot June 3. 1S78. and acts What he wanted for dinner. No one "lightning maker's" authority increased shrinks back without a murmur. He amendatorv, known as the -Timber and bad attempt for "high life," although whereof his equine colleague is capa •aw him place the note there but, accustomed when next day a flash of lightning Stone Law," at such value as might be fixed knows the law. Perhaps he. too, was the aspirate is missing. "Self government" ble. In one respect, however, he excels by appraisement, and that, pursuant to such to the strange customs of happened to strike near the harem. once a captain. The minister's wife application, the land and timber thereon looks an even more imposing the horse, for by the aid of its the establishment, the meal would be have been appraised, the timber value being told me that she had tried to feed one political ideal as "self gheuvernmentt," wings the ostrich can leave behind based on the future growth and demand for prepared, and only the remains of the Fooled the Town. th» young timber 1351.88 and the land nothing of those dying dogs, but that even and the word "shocking" is quite applicable the swiftest running thoroughbred. In repast signified the presence of the University students have long enjoyed that said applicant will offer final proof when food was placed in front of him when rendered "chok-inn-que." harness an ostricn has at Hot Springs. in support of his application and sworn master of the house. a reputation as practical jokers, but he would only look pleadingly at the statement on the 3 day ot March. 1910. before The opening words of Hamlet's famous Ark., paced in about a horse's time.— When Cavendish died in 1810 be left there has been nothing quite so successful the Register and Receiver U. S Land Office, captain and refuse to touch it." soliloquy tiave a decidedly foreign Harper's Weekly. at Duluth, Minn. behind him nearly a million pounds as the famous sultan of Zanzibar Any person is at liberty to protest this purchase look, "Tou bi or nott tou bi, sterling, besides a lasting reputation as hoax of some years ago at Cambridge. before entry, or initiate a contest at How They Get 'Em. that is thi kouess-tcheunn."—Manchester any time before patent i-sues, by filing a His Unlucky Day. a scientist and writer on natural philosophy.—London One day the mayor of the corroborated affidavit in this office, alleging The sad looking man climbed into Guardian. Even the least superstitious are often Telegraph. town received the following wire from facts which would defeat the entry. the bootblack's chair to have his shoes struck by the misfortunes which attend J. C. HERMAN ENGEI,, Register. one Henry Lucas, Hotel Cecil, London: H. L. Shepherd. Attorney, shined. some persons on certain dates. A Alluring Surroundings. Chrysanthemums. The sultan of Zanzibar will arrive at Duluth, Minn. "And is your father a bootblack, young man who had just gone to large firm in the city has in its employ Chrysanthemums stand fourth in 1 Cambridge at 4:27 for a short visit. too?" he asked, by way of making conversation. Philadelphia to take employment in a a living instance of the fact. On commercial importance among (lowers. ORDER OF HEARING ON PETITION FOR Oould you arrange to show him buildings June 12 an employee lost his left arm business house was casting about for Only the rose, the violet and the carnation PROBATE OF WILL. of interest and send carriage?" "No, sir," replied the lad. "My father by coming in contact with machinery. a suitable room for himself in Germantown surpass them, tlnd that chiefly The mayor rose to the occasion, and State of Minnesota. T„ v,„ is a farmer." County of Koochiching, Probate Court when he chanced upon one The accident disabled him for his then because the chrysanthemum season is in due course four dark complexioned "Ah, a farmer!" cried the sad looking employment, and he was given that In the matter of the estate of Margaret in a fine house overlooking a cemetery. so short, while the others can be had gentlemen with turbans and voluminous Boggie Shearer. Decedent. man as a spasm almost akin to joy of a messenger. On another June 12 from the florist nearly the whole year trousers arrived at Cambridge. A certain instrument purporting to be the spread over his features. As he reached he was run over in the Strand while last will and testament of Margaret Boggie Greece He was a little doubtful about the round. gave us the name. The mayor and corporation entertained Sbenrer bavin? been p*-es»»nted to this court into his pocket for a notebook and on an errand. Result, a broken leg. terms and more than doubtful about Chrysanthemum means "golden flower." and the petition ot them right royally, but to their Jcannette Shearer being pencil he began to mumble a sort of the cemetery. The next accident was a fall on the duly filed herein. representing, among But the name was invented long chagrin they discovered a few hours other things, that said decedent, then being gibberish. It sounded like this: stairs in the firm's buildings—again "Your rate is pretty high," he murmured before the big butter yellow globes later that the Interesting orientals a resident of Boucherviile. Ontario died "Farmer, hey? Farmer—hay. Son. testate in the villaee ot Boucherviile. Ontario June 1*—the right arm broken this were known in the Occident. It referred hesitatingly to the landlady. were simply a quartet of undergraduates on the 6th day of December. 1909. and bootblack. Son shines. Ah! I have time. The fourth mishap on another to the prevailing gold in the "But consider the cheerful view, sir," who had played an immense that said petitioner is a diushter of said decedent it. Your father evidently believes in anniversary broke three ribs. The and praying th.,t said 'nsirument be ventured the mistress of the house. Small varieties that were known. practical joke upon the town.—Loudon allowed and admitted to probate as the last making hay while the son shines." "Cheerful view!" exclaimed that applicant firm took the case into consideration Strangely enough, the first chrysanthemum will and testament of sakt decedent, and Spectator. Perhaps it is needless to explain that and issued an order that in future the that le ters testamentary be issued to Jeannette for lodgings. "Is that what brought into Europe was not B. Shearer thereon. instead of being a mild lunatic the employee was to take a holiday on gold, but purple. It was a small flower you call a view that embraces a graveyard?" The Seat of Punctuation. It Is Ordered. That sail petition be heard sad looking man was one of those professional that date, an order with which he has before this court, at he Probate Court about two inches across, shaped At the time Colonel Koosevelt was humorists who write funny Rooms in the Court House, i.. International now complied for several years.—London "Why, certainly," was the response. like an aster. Somebody took it to tarrying on his simplified spelling Falls, county of Koochichin.e. state of Min pieces for the papers.—Philadelphia Chronicle. "Just think how comfortin' and cheerin' nesota. on the 13ih day of January 1910, at 2 Europe from China in 1790—and, presto, movement iu Washington there was a Ledger. o'clock p. m., and that citation of this court the modern history of chrysanthemums it will be when you look out of meeting of educators at Battle Creek, if sue to all persons interested in said hearing was begun.—Argonaut. your window and think you're not His Second Thought. and said matter, ana that such citation Mich., and they visited the great sanitariums Laughter Saved the Ship. be served by the publication thereof in the A politician named Blank got a place there!"—Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. there. They were shown International Falls e*s according to law. Humor has been credited with for a clerk during one of the sessions Dated December 23rd, 1909. Why He Could Beat McGregor. through, and particular stress was laid saving of many things, but perh' R. F. ILTIS. d3Ujl3 C. Probate Judtre. of the legislature of his state. The Alexander Ure, the lord advocate of by the guide on the success that attended never before has a ship been saved by 8cotland. is a been golfer, and he hns Arsenic. clerk was very grateful, says the Saturday operations there on enlarged its judicious application. In a great Arsenic is mined in Japan, Italy. a good store of golfing tales. These he Evening Post. At the end of 60 YEARS' and diseased colons, it being claimed storm many years ago a ship's crew Portugal. Spain, Germany. England Is always ready to relate, even if they the session he came around to Blank EXPERIENCE that here was the seat of most disease. were all at prayers when a boy burst and. within a limited area, in the tell against himself. and said: "Mr. Blank. I want to tell There was a banquet that night, PATENS into a fit of violent laughter. Being United States. Its uses are many. As Playing on a certain course in Scotland. you how much I am indebted to you and one of the visitors opened his a poison it has been known from very reproved for his ill timed mirth and he remarked incidentally to his for your kindness in getting me the speech like this: early times. The peasant women of asked the reason for it. he said, "Why, caddie: "By the way. 1 played a ronnd place I have had. It meant more to "Washington, as we all know, is the Austria consume large quantities of it. I was laughing to think what a hissing With Todd McGregor the last time I me. Mr. Blank, than you may think. I Beat of spelling reform but, 1 take it. having faith in its virtues as a beautifler. the boatswain's red nose will make Was here. Grand player, McGregor!" thank you from the bottom of my Battle Creek Is bound to be the seat TRADE MARKS and tfae men of the same region when it comes in contact with the water." "Aye," said the caddie, "but ye could heart. Also I want to say. Mr. Blank, of punctuation reform, for, as we were DESIGNS are addicted to its use in the mistaken bate McGregor the uoo." This ludicrous remark set the that if there ever comes a time when I COPYRIGHTS AC. told today, you come here with a colon a Anyone sending sketch and description may belief that it increases their bodily crew laughing, inspired them with new can do anything for you—anything at "Do you think so?" exclaimed the and you depart with a semicolon."— our quickly ascertain opinion free whether an strength and endurance. invention is probably patentable. Communications gratified lord advocate, being well spirits, and by a great exertion they all—you are to command me. 1 will do Saturday Evening Post. HANDBOOK on strictly confidential. Patents aware of McGregor's prowess. brought the vessel safely into pert.— anything you may ask me to do. I am sent free. Oldest agency for seen rtng patents. Patents taken through Mann & Co. receive "Aye," drawled the caddie. "McGregor's Liverpool Post. at your service." Scientific American. Noblesse Oblige. A Duke at Church. special notice, without charge, in the deid."—Golfing. "What are you staring at, Nellie?" Blank thanked the man, and be There was a certain old duke who "Oh. please, ma'am, with your hair started to go. As he reached the door Two Narrow Escapes. used to sit up in the left hand gallery A handsomely illustrated weekly. Largest circulation How Customs Var. like that and your diamonds you do he turned and said, "Of course, Mr. with his duchess, believing himself to An Irishman, seeing a vessel very of any scientific journal. Terms, $3 a all She—In some parts of Australia when look so like Lady Plantaganet Gingham Blank. I would prefer that It should be year: four months, Sold by newsdealers. be incog. One Sunday a too officious heavily laden and scarcely above the man marries each of the bride's relatives that I was own maid to! Are you something honorable." NIUNN tCiu8,B~l'»»-Hew York steward, on seeing the old nobleman water's edge, exclaimed, "Upon my strikes him with a stick by way any relation, ma'am?" sowl. if the river was but a little higher Branch Office. SK St, Washington. D. C- take a back seat, hurried up to him of welcome into the family. He—Yes. "No—at least no near relation. But and said. "Will not your grace have a the ship would go to the bottom!" Could Fill the Bill. and in many parts of America when a you can have that pink silk waist of better seat?" "See there!" exclaimed the returned Superintendent—What we want is a man marries each of the bride's relatives mine, Nellie!"—Life. "Come along. Maria!" said the old Irish soldier to the gaping crowd as he night watchman that'll watch, alert strikes him with a loan by waji duke. "We're discovered!" And he exhibited with some pride his tall hat and on the qui vive for the slightest of welcoming him into the family.-New An Effort to Console. Immediately walked out with the duchess with a bullet hole in it. "Look at that noise or indications of burglars, somebody York Times. "Yes," said Mrs. Flummerton, "my and never showed his face inside hole, will ye! Ye see. if it had been a who can sleep with oue eye and ancestors were among the country's the church again.—London Tatler. low crowned hat I should have been both ears open and is not afraid to first settlers." killed outright." tackle anything. See? Applicant—I The Glad Hand. 'What do you mean by the glad "Well." answered Mrs. Cumrox consolingly, Gave It Back. see, boss. I'll send my wife around.— nd?" "the social and educational Lippincott's. Mrs. A. (maliciously*—You were such His Temper. McCALL PATTERNS "Anything." answered Mr. Bloochlps, facilities in those days must have been a charming debutante, my dear, fifteen "My dear." said a lady to her husband. Celebrated for style, perfect fit, simplicity and reliability nearly 40 years. Sold in nearly **that will beat three of a kind."— rather crude, but 1 don't believe in years ago. Mrs. B.—Was I? I "there must be a lot of iron iu Took It Back. every city and town in tlie United States and "Washington Star. heredity."—Washington Star. a only remember you made such lovely your system." Canada, or by mail direct. More sold than "I give you my word, the next person any other make. Send for free catalogue. chaperon for me when I came out. "Why do you think so?" who interrupts the proceedings," McCALL'S MAGAZINE Foolish Question. A Dull Point. —Boston Trauscript. lose "Because you invariably your said the judge sternly, "will be expelled More subscribers than any other fashion Blobbe—Sapbedde Is always talking "Some one stole every blessed stocking temper when you get hot!" magazine—million a month. Invaluable. Latest from the courtroom and ordered off our line." iftbout his point of view. Slobbs—Yes. styles, patterns, dressmaking, millinery, He Wondered. home." plain sewing, fancy needlework, hairdressin?. "What are blessed stockings?" [but unfortunately It isn't sharp enough Indignant Customer—I want to return "Hooray!" cried the prisoner. etiquette, good stories, etc. Only 60 cents a Discoveries. to penetrate anything. Philadelphia "Those which are not darned, of year (worth double), including a free pattern. this jewel box. It's not ivory, So many famous discoveries have Then the judge pondered.—Judge. Subscribe today, or send for sample copy. course."—Exchange. IReeord. as represented. Dealer (musingly)— turned out to be re-discoverles that we WONDERFUL INDUCEMENTS Now. I wonder If It can be possible to Agents. Postal brings premium catalogue become cautious about asserting that Ifore then we DM* more than w* ana new cash prize offers. 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