INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS. 90,000 AMERICAN BITTER DISAPPOINTMENT. A GOOD^COUGH MIXTURE. SMART MAN LEFT PONDERING SETTLERS GO Simple Home-Made Remedy That I* For Once He Had Asked Question Free from Opiates and Harmful and Received Answer That TO CANADA Drugs. Floored Him. An effective remedy that will usually He was a regular patron of the restaurant. Doings at St. Paul as Reported by Our Special break up a cold in twenty-four Perhaps that is why he felt hours, is easily made by mixing together Correspondent. justified in making clever remarks to AN THE YEAR 1909 HAS SHOWN in a large bottle two ounces of the waitresses, remarks which they INCREASE OF OVER EIGHTY Glycerine, a half-ounce of Virgin Oil were puzzled how to answer. One PER CENT IN AMERICAN of Pine compound pure and eight day, however, the smallest and tiniest Kind Lady—It must be hard to find SETTLEMENT. St. Paul. That the "good roads" produced but a total of 2,280,000 bush ounces of pure Whisky. This mixture girl happened to be serving this irritating that you have inherited a taste for movement is but just started in Minnesota els. will cure any cough that is curable, customer, and it fell to her to Recent advices from Canada, our beefsteak. seems demonstrated by statistics answer him in kind. Minnesota also took the northwest and is not expensive as it makes next door neighbour, the neighbourly Sandy Pikes—Yes, mum especially forthcoming in the report of the lead in barley production, 31,600,000 enough to last the average family an "I'll have some steak," he said, coming country across the boundary line, when yer find dat yer haven't inherit•ed state highway commission, now in bushels, with an average per acre of in late for dinner, "and some entire year. Virgin Oil of Pine compound are that upwards of ninety thousand de beefsteak. course of preparation. But on the 23.6 bushels—an average not touched squash, and some—got some baked potatoes, pure is prepared only in the settlers from the United States went other hand, it will also show that the fine, brown, baked potatoes?" by any state producing barley in any laboratories of the Leach Chemical into Western Canada during the past people throughout the state are becoming large amount. Minnesota's hay crop Co., Cincinnati. O. "Baked potatoes are all over," said Sold Again. year, most of them for the purpose of the girl. more alive svery day to the Little Willie was fond of springing last year was but 1,622,000 tons—exceeded taking up and settling upon the vacant surprises on his parents by announcing benefits to be derived from better He weaned back in his chair and in amount by a number of She Wants a Bonnet. lands, 160 acres of which are gazed at her quizzically. some terrific happening, and then, roads, and with one and all awake to neighboring states—but the average The manager of a department store given free by the government, and when excitement was at fever point, this, the battle is half won. per acre column demonstrates that "Baked potatoes all over, are they?" received the following order from one lands adjoining held by railway andland declaring that nothing of the kind The highway commission estimates he repeated. "All over what?" Minnesota once more leads them all, of his out-of-town customers, who companies are selling at from had occurred. But he played the trick that there are 79,329 miles of wagon with an average of 1.75 tons. she replied, simply.—Youth's wanted a bonnet: "With," nine to fifteen and twenty dollars per Companion. once too often. A new and very pretty roads at present in Alinnesota. Of this In short, the comparative showing "Mazure of head from ear to ear acre. Even if thirty and forty dollars governess came to stay at the house mileage, there is but 150 of macadam prepared by the immigration commissioner over top of head 12 inches from ear After the Hunt. per acre were paid, the price would be for Willie's benefit a few weeks back, —the best of all country roads—but seems to demonstrate that old to ear under my chin nine and one-half Provided with some trophies of the low, as the lands produce wonderfully, and a day or two after her arrival 10,000 miles of gravel roads and the Minnesota is not such a bad state inches from forehead to back hair, chase in the shape of rabbits, Rev. and at these higher figures there is a Willie rushed to his mother saying: great balance—69,175 miles—is but ordinary along agricultural lines, after all and seven inches. I want a black lase bonnet Sanford C. Hearn, pastor of the First large interest on the money and labor "Mamma, there's a strange man upstairs earth roads—mere "trails." that in many directions, the North witu streamers and rosette of red Methodist Episcopal church, Yonkers, who has just put his arm around invested. The ninety thousand settlers Up to date, there are only 12 counties Star is an easy winner. or yaller satting ribbon and would like proceeded to dress them for dinner in of last year, followed about sixty Miss Wilson's waist and kissed her which have as yet failed to designate a bunch of pink Rozes or a blue plume the parsonage cellar. His small son Profit In Fish Culture. several times—" thousand of the previous year, and for "state roads" under the special with a black jet buckel. If artifishels watched the father's work with interest. "What?" said the mother, as she several years the number has been law which is aimed to thereby give That an acre of water can be made are still the stile I want a bunch of Going upstairs, the youngster jumped up to pull the bell for the butler. running into these large figures. There to produce just as much, if not more, them special road building aid from grapes or a bird's tale somewhere. I called his mother. must be a reason for it. It may be commercially, than an acre of land, the state. These 12 counties are Becker, do not want anything to fansy, but if "Oh, mamma," said he, "what do "Sold again, mamma!" said Willie, found in the single phrase, "they are is the unique statement of Carlos Cottonwood, Dodge, LeSueur, Mower, you think a wreath of pansies would you suppose papa is doing?" in great glee. "It wasn't a strange satisfied." Nothiijg attracts people Avery, who recently retired as executive look good why put one on. I have some Otter Tail, Pope, Rock, Wilkin, Yellow "I can't guess, child. What is he man at all. It was papa!" more than the success of others, and officer of the state game and fish good pink ribbon here at home so you Medicine and Jackson. And it is doing?" the news of this reaching other thousands, commission. And surprising as it need not put on strings."—Lippincott's believed that before long, most of "Well, he's just skinning, shaving Bid you ever have a good, old-fashioned causes them to investigate. The may seem to those who have not Magazine. theso dozen slow ones will "get into and cutting up cats." boy's stomach ache? Of course investigation in this case is always line." given the matter thought, Mr. Avery you have. A little dose of Hamlins Wizard satisfactory. The splendid land of Oil will chase away a colicky pain State funds in the hands of the is able to back up his claims with material Iowa, of Indiana, of Nebraska, Kansas, -in the stomach like magic. proof. highway commission for distribution Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio among the respective counties for road He figures that one-fifteenth of the Though a man may become learned and other States has risen to a high total area of the state is water—or, betterments, are yearly increasing. by another's learning, he can never be value, and it is worth every dollar in round numbers, about 9,500,000 These funds are derived from a special wise but by his own wisdom—Montaigne. asked for it. But there is not room acres. Mr. Avery asserts that with one-twentieth of a mill general now for all on these lands. With the scientific culture and raising of fish, tax, five per cent from government ever increasing demand for grain, this water area could make a return land sales, and the interest each year PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. there comes the ever increasing demand PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case of $10 per acre. Or, figuring it another from the internal improvement land of Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles in for land. Canada is the only 6 to 14 days or money refunded. unique way, he explains that 50c. fund. No county is allowed more than country on the continent in a position three per cent of the total amount, no the water area averages a lake of Let us have faith that right makes to supply it. Land there that costs, 1,600 acres for each township in the matter how progressive it may be in might, and in that faith let us dare to say fifteen dollars an acre, produces road building and no county can be state, and that this is sufficient to do our duty as we understand it. on a reasonable calculation, 25 bushels supply water food for every inhabitant allotted less than one-half of one per of wheat to the acre, or about $20.00. of the state many times over. cent, no matter how slow its officials DON'T NEGLECT THAT COUGH It The most liberal calculation as to cost certainly racks your system and may run into A conservative estimate is to the may be in actions toward bettering something serious. will check Allen's Lun!/ Balsam makes the cost to produce $7.50 per It quickly and permanently. For sale at all druggists. travel conditions effect that $l,000,0ff0 worth a year of acre, leaving a balance of $12.50 per The maximum amount allowed counties the rough grades of fish, are shipped One way to acquire a reputation for acre. The $7.50 carries good wages in 1907 under highway commission east each year from Minnesota lakes, amiability is to agree with every simpleton for the farmer, and all other conceivable allotment was $1,600—the three rivers and boundary waters. And you meet. contingencies. With conditions counties drawing this amount being nearly half of this is in shipments of like this, covering the entire area of Hennepin, Ramsey and St. Louis. In the, German carp—a fish originally about 500,000 square miles, it is readily imported here, but which has multiplied 1908, the maximum amount was $2,100, understood why 90,000 Americans drawn by the same three counties. most rapidly and which is generally should follow the sixty thousand of rejected in the west as a food But during the year 1909, the maximum Ill] III the previous year. Canadian Government fish. North shore and boundary fishing amount was $1,500 and each of Agencies at different points in When shown positive and reliable proof that a certain is largely lake trout, and from the sixteen counties received this sum. the Union are always ready to give information remedy had cured numerous cases of female ills, wouldn't fact that this fishing is being overdone, In 1907 the amount of state money regarding the free homestead available through the highway commission unless there is government interference, any sensible woman conclude that the same remedy would lands, ready to advise the settler allotment, was $54,000. Of it looks as though lake also benefit her if suffering with the same trouble as to the districts which would trout would become as scarce as has this, only $17,000 was drawn out by suit him best. Here are two letters which prove the efficiency of Lydia whlteflsh, ajid for the same reason. the various counties for the reason Correspondence School of Agriculture. that it was not then available until E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. A Woman's Diplomacy. E. C. Huntington, former editor and It was the Chicago man's turn, and after August 1'. But in 1908, when the Fitchville, Ohio.—w My daughter was all run publisher of the Windom Reporter, he told this one: amount available for the year was down, suffered from pains in her side, head and and also former president of the Minnesota "Diplomacy, you know, is a remarkable $56,000, the counties drew out $61,000—some limbs, and could walk hut a short distance at a agent. The other day a lady said overlapping from the year Editorial association, has been time. She came very near having nervous to her husband: appointed editor at the State Agricultural before. During 1909, $75,000 was prostration, had begun to cough a good deal, 'James, I have decided to do without college, St. Anthony Park, for available and although the reports Guara** and seemed melancholy by spells. She tried a new fall dress, and with the the new department about to be established from the various counties are just two doctors but got little help. Since taking mcney it would cost I shall have under the Hackney law for a beginning to come in it looks as Jjydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, mother here for a nice long visit.' correspondence course in agriculture, though nearly all of this money has Blood Purifier and liver Pills she has improved "James turned on her excitedly. and the issuance of educational bulletins. been spent for road work the past so much that she feels and looks like BRONCHIAL TROCHES 'What, wear that old brown cloth thing Mr. Huntington was appointed working season. It is estimated that another girl."—Mrs. C. Cole, FitchviUe, Ohio. another season? I guess not!' he exclaimed, after a conference between the University in 1910, $80,000 will be distributed An immediate relief for Hoarseness, Coughs, Sort vehemently. 'You go right Irasburg, Vermont.—"I feel it my duty to Throat, Bronchial and Asthmatic Troufles. An Board of Regents and Gov. A. by the state. anr article of superior merit, absolutely free from say a few words in praise of your medicine. When I began down to your tailor's to-day and order O. Eberhart, as the best available man State Highway- Engineer George W. harmful ingredient. taking it I had been very sick with kidney and bladder troubles something handsome. Remember, Price, 25 cents, 50 cents and $J,00 per box. for the place. Cooley, of Minneapolis, looks for a -oample mailed on request. and nervous prostration. I am now taking the sixth bottle please, that as my wife you have a certain The law creating the new department most liberal growth of the good roads JOHN I. BROWN & SON. Boston. of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and find myself position to maintain!' was enacted by the legislature movement with the breaking of greatly improved. My friends who call to see me have noticed "The wife bowed her head in submission. of a year ago, but for some reason spring. This will be given impetus a great change." —Mrs. A. H. Sanborn, Irasburg, Vermont* On her lips played a peculiar PARKER'S there has been a delay in putting it when the State Roadmakers' Association HAIR BALSAM smile."—Lippincott's Magazine. into effect until the present time. Prof. We will pay a handsome reward to any person who will meets at the Auditorium in Si. Cleanses and beautifies the hair. Promotes a luxuriant growth. Wilson, superintendent of the farm institute Paul, March 16, 17, 18, 19,—at the prove to us that these letters are not genuine and truthful Never Fails to Bestore Gray A Question of Time. Ilair to its Youthful Color. work, will be in charge of the Bame time as the much-talked-of conservation Cures scalp diseases Ic hair falling. —or that either of these women were paid in any way for "How much does it cost to get married?" and $1.00 at Druggists work. This will include the sending 60c, congress projected by Gov. asked the eager youth. their testimonials, or that the letters are published without out of experts with the coming of Eberhart. At that time, the state "That depends entirely an how long W atson E. Coleman,Washington, spring for the establishment of scientifically highway commission will have an elaborate their permission, or .that the original letter from each did D.C. Books free. Highest you live," replied the sad-looking man. prepared tracts of land under references. Beat results. exhibition, consisting of miniature not come to us entirely unsolicited. actual cultivation by agents of the agricultural model roads, demonstrating their What more proof can any one ask college, to demonstrate to construction in detail. There will farmers In every part of the state also be a lecture delivered either by For SO years Iydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable what can be gained by the application Mr. Cooley or by M. O. Eldridge, assistant Compound has been the standard remedy for of the most advanced agricultural director of the public roads female ills. No sick woman does justice to principles. office at Washington, D. C. This lecture herself who will not try this famous medicine. J. M. Hackney, the St. Paul member will be illustrated by stereopticon Made exclusively from roots and herbs, wnfl of the senate, whis is father of has thousands of cures to its credit. views. the law in question, resides at Hamline Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women For Infanta and Children. More Goad Crop Statistics. near the state agricultural col to write her for advice* She has thousands to health free of charge. The Kind You Have lege, and is anxious that the coming guided George Welch, Minnesota commissioner Address Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass. year shall see the law given a most P1NKHA of immigration, and representing thorough trial this year, and has been in his work the state immigration gssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Always Bought given every assurance that such will Neuralgia board, has just completed an interesting be the case. tabulation comparing the Minnesota Conservation Congress Headquarters. ALCOHOL—3 PER CENT crops with those of surrounding Curtiss L. Mosher, as secretary for A Vegetable Preparation for As* states, both as to amount produced the preliminary organization in charge and the average yield per acre. The similating Ihe Food and Regula­ of the proposed conservation congress table is surprising in the things it ting (he Stomachs and Bowels or Nerve Pains. They torture you, in St. Paul next March, has been assigned sets forth. destroy your sleep, wreck your Infants/Childkli headquarters in the lieutenant a For instance, Iowa, which has governor's office at the new capitol," physical health. Stop it Rub with reputation as being such a wonderful ST. JACOBS OIL St. Paul. Mr. Mosher is also secretary Promotes DigesHon,Cheerfulness corn producing state, does show of the State Federation of Commercial and Rest.Contains neither an immense crop (289,800,000 bushels), clubs, and most of the correspondence Opium .Morphine nor Mineral but it averaged but 31.5 bushels is being handled by him at NOT "NARCOTIP to the acre, compared with 34.8 bushels present as representing the commercial of Minnesota corn to the acre. cfOldDrSAlWEl/mjrSR interests of the state. Gov. P«ipt Minnesota's flax crop (4,500,000 bushels) Eberhart, however, vrho projected the Pumpkin Sted averaged 10 bushels to the acre, Rub it in vigorously, it will stop the biting Mx.Stnna talked-of congress, is also keeping his RotktU* Salts compared with an average of but a In pain immediately. It will cure you. eye on all the preliminary work and Ant's* St* fraction over 9 bushels in Iowa, North foppermint will use the powers of his office to BEST LINIMENT for NERVE PAINS and South Dakota. And as to potatoes. BiCnrionaUSmU* make the gathering a notable oi for Worm Setd a there are number of states Clar/itd Sugar the future progress of the state A.t ALL DRUGGISTS, 25c. and 50c. Use which produced more in the aggregate Win&ryrttn flavor. present, about $25,000 seems to bt in St. Jacobs Oil, Ltd., Baltimore, Md. of bushels than did Minnesota (18,400,000 A perfect Remedy for Constipation sight for expenses of the congress. bushels), but none of them Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea, J. C. MATCHITT. 5882o88888o8o2o8o288o8o3oSo2o38888o8o2o2o3o2o8o2S8o2o288828288o2o888o28888S888o2oSo2o8c8S882S288o388 can touch Minnesota with her wonderful Over Worms .Convulsions .Fever ishness 1909 record of an average of 115 Save the Baby—Use and LOSS OF SLEEP. Dies While on a Visit. bushels to the acre. Minnesota also Hastings.—William J. O'Brien died shows up with an apple crop during Facsimile Signature of LIVE STOCK AND at the home of his mother, Mrs. Margaret Thirty Yeers 1909 of 78 per cent of a 100 per cent MISCELLANEOUS Ryan, in Marshan, from pneumonia, crop—the best showing of any middle after only a week's illness. He THE CENTAUR COMPANY, or northwest state so far as this fruit Electrotypes arrived from his farm in the vicinity GASTORU is concerned. of Jamestown, N. D., a couple of days NEW YORK. Minnesota also retained her supremacy before being stricken, to spend the holidays At6 months old ... as the largest wheat producing with relatives. He was born in 35 I)OSI5 K.VIb state in the middle and northwest Hastings, Jan. 25, 1871, and was unmarried. IN GREAT VARIETY Should be given at once when the during 1909—94,080,000 bushe's This He was a member of Hastings FORj SALE tAT THE little one coughs. It heals the delicate crop was secured through an average Guaranteed under the Foodijg Division No. 1, A. O. H. Besides LOWEST PRICES BY throat and protects the lungs of yield 16.8 bushels per &cre—exceeded his mother five brothers and seven from infection—guaranteed safe and Exact Copy of Wrapper WESTERN NEWSPAPER UNION by but one state. Wisconsin, sisters survive him, two of the brothers very palatable. 554 W. Adams St., Chicago which averaged 19 bvshela. But Wisconsin. All being John P. and Maurio* *f Draggbte, 25 cent*. it should bo borne in this citir.