pointed jacKstone, which she removea. Cairo's Unhealthf ulness, S E A A E O I E A S The baby very likely would have been Cario for a long time has been notorious A Pair of Octogeuari.-j.ns Are Reunited in choked to death had not the mother as one of the most unheathful She Had to Pull Up Her St-ck-ng the Poorhouse. been notified of the situation by the cities of her size in the world and is and Some Horrid Men Laughed. She was only one of the many who The .Good Derived From dbg—Saturday Evening Post likely to remain so unless the French by1 ..Cured waited in the Union station for a "Excuse me a moment," said a very Hood's Sarsaparilla (jiticura can be induced to abandon their train to bear them to their destination, CATCHES FOR CACHINNATORS. bright and pretty young woman the present .obstructive policy in Egypt. Burlington, Vt, June 6, 1S91. says the Worcester (Mass.,) Spy. other afternoon during a stroll along The town is pxactically without drainage "Yassar," said Uncle Billy as he gazed "Six months ago I was badly ran down, unable There was nothing about her to attract State street -with a reporter, and she at his boy while he rehearsed Mark Antony's to attend to business because ot indigestion and and year by year the necessity of •pVERY SKE* AND SCALP DISEAS E attention, save that her kindly old face oration, "I reckon dat boy's gwine whether torturing, disfiguring, itehinc vanished forthwith into the door of a remedying the evil becomes more urgent. Dyspepsia was a trifle more wrinkled than the burning, bleeding, scaly, crusted, pimply, or ter hoi' er egg 'saulted place on de stage, Some time ago the government ladies' hair-dressing establishment. blotchy, with loss ot hair, from pimples to taa majority of those who passed in and I was very nervous, had no appetite, and what I yit."—Washington Star. moat distressing eczemas, and every humor at took the matter in hand, employed a out of the waiting-room. Her hair, She was out again in a moment, however, the blood, whether simple, scrotnlous.or bendW did eat distressed me. I grew worse, lost flesh "Well." said father-in-law, after mother-in-law number of distinguished sanitary engineers tary, is speedily, permanently, and economicallycared too, was a trifle whiter, her dress was and almost hope. Was told that it I wished to and natural curiosity prompted had returned from a visit to the by the CUTICUBA REMEDIES, consisting aft and prepared a scheme for a conspicuously plain and her bonnet live I must go away for change and rest. I felt young couple, "what sort of a felow is CUTICURA, the great Skin Core. CTJTICCRA SOAP* the inquiry: an exquisite Skin Purifier and Beantifiar. (Too Wea To Get Away. But finally went, system of sewerage which is generally was such as her grandmother might John?" 'Tm afraid he's not good for and COTICUBA SESOLTENT, the new BIoo# "What did you rush in their so suddenly and came home feeling about as bad as ever^ admitted to be the best and cheapest Purifier and greatest ot Humor Remedies, wh have worn. Xo one would have looked much," said mother-in-law. "He reminds the best physicians and all other remedies fa Then I took two bottles of Hood's Sarsaparilla me very much of you."—Harper's Bazar. for?" that could be devised. It was proposed to her for a romance yet hers was a Thousands of grateful testimonials attest and feel better than for 5 years. I am as hearty as wonderful and unfailing efficacy. to pay for the improvements story full of pathos. "Did you tell that man I'd gone to San "Well, if you must ask, I went in to when a boy. Have regained my flesh, have good Sold everywhere. Price. CUTICUKA. 50e£ Francisco, as I told you to, James?" by half the octroi receipts of the city, More than sixty years ago this woman pull up my stocking. "It became unfastened. appetite, sleep well, and My Nerves are in excellent SOAP, 2 5 RESOLVENT,*!.. Prepared by Potta Drug and Chemical Corporation, Bostoa. "Yes, sir. I told him you started this but France will not consent and demands loved George Irving, a young condition. I would not value $1000 for what Send for "How to Cure Skin Diseases." morning." "That's a good boy. And the appointment of an international «S~ Pimples, blackheads, chapped and ofly ~jBS mechanic, and when he asked for her Hood's Sarsaparilla what did he say?" "He wanted to know "Usual occurrence?" 49~skin prevented by CUTICURA SOAP. "»a commission of three experts hand she gave it, and promised to be when you'd be back and I told hirn Rafter "Not Tjpry frequent, but it will happen to study the question, to invite plans Rheumatism, Kidney Pains, and, weakness a faithful wife. They lived together lunch,' sir."—Harper's Bazar. did for me." T. A. WHEELOCK, Burlington, Vt, relieved in one minute py CUTICHBAV sometimes, and it is a most embarrassing, and to decide which is to Hfe adopted $ in one of the towns in the northern HOOD'S PITXS—Best liver invigorator and "How are you getting on with the ASTI-PAIN PLASTER. 25C. unless accepted by all experts unanimously. cathartic. Reliable, effective, gentle. Price 25c. part of the state for several years, not to say uncomfortable, piano?" asked Alphonso of his best-beloved SIGKHEADAGHEjt»derucyPositivel The object of this proposition happily contented. Then trouble eam«, Matilda. "Oh, very well I can see great plight for a girl to be in when she is on progress in my work." "How is that?" is clear and ^unless it is modified and in a moment of anger the couple the street. There are so few places, "Well, the family that lived next door the drainage plan must be abandoned separated. Xo divorce was sought no these Littl Pill*. you see, where she can go and be se« moved away within a week after I began at least for the present.—Boston judge was sought to set them free from They also relieve to practice. The next people stayed a, cure from the prying eyes of men. tress from Dyspepsia Jndigestionand Transcript. the marriage yoke. They simply Should Save It in The Souse. month, the next ten weeks, and the family TooHeartj "It's a wonder my accident happened agreed to live apart This was fiftysix Eating. A perfect there now have remained nearly six Dropped on Sugar, Children love right where it did, for I should have A Subordinate. edy forDizzxneas.Nausea years ago, and they have kept months."—New York Weekly. to take JOHNSON'SAJTOPTN-ELIKIMEXTfor Croup,Colds, been miserable company for you till I Drowsiness, Bad Sore Throat, Tonsilitis, Colic, Cramps and Pains. Relieves their vow. During more than a half "Why do you permit such impudence? in ths Month. Coated all Summer Complaints, Cutsand Bruises like could have repaired the damage, and magic. Soldeverywhere. Price 3Sc. bymail 6bottles Tongue.Pain in the Side century they have never seen each said the Pullman traveler to should have hated you and every man TOKPID UVEB. The Express paid, $2. LS. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON,MASS. other, though at times they have lived regulate the Bo well his companion after a quarrel with in sight most acutely all the time. It's IIA EEUER Purely Vegetable. only a few miles apart Each married N E W I N S I E S CURED TO STAY CURED. all right to say one might step into a the porter. Price 2S Cents. I We want the name and addressof again. The husband's second wife stairway entrance or something. Australia ships large numbers of eggs to Can't help it. He's the porter. I'm every sufferer in the CABTEB MEDICINE CO., NEW 70EZ. died a year ago, while Mrs. Irving's Some man would come upon you as British markets. I takes six weeks for & I I I A U. S. and Canada. Address, only a director in the company."— second husband, one Benson, has been them to reach the markets. sure as you did. O I I I If I ft P. HaroldEaves,M.D., Buffalo, H.T. Epoch. Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price. under the sod for twelve years. When In Africa there are immense tracts of "Why, I had the awfullest time one People Who Make You Tired. he died Louisa became a public charge, wild eotton of excellent quality awaiting day down in the Rookery building imaginable. In the ups and downs of hithers and iv W a W it a a and for the last dozen years she has some agency to make it available. I'd been up to an office full thithers of an eventful life, shall I tell That's what happens to many a constitution been in the poor house at Enfield. A Brazilian syndicate has secured the of men on some business, and just as The Soap you the people who have made me the worn out with unrelaxed fagging at Since Irving's wife died he has been services of several experts from Pittsburg, I came oat into the hall my garter the desk, the loom or any laborious occupation most weary? It is not the bad who will bore wells in the hope of obtaining an inmate of the Hopkinton almshouse. fastening slipped, and there I was. representing excessive brain or physical people, nor the foolish people we can oil or natural gas. labor. Recuperate when wearing out Silk hose have a tendency to contract get along with all such because of a with the finest of reviving medicated stimulants, The French have planned works at about as great as a rubber band. Well, A little while ago the Enfield authorities Btreak of common humanity in us all, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, foremost Havr for utilizing the ebb and flow of the I sauntered around that floor for a that learned the story of the woman's among remedies for debility, dyspepsia, tide to work turbine wheels to generate but I cannot survive without extreme quarter of an hour looking for constipation, malaria, kidney and life, and discovered that Irving, power for dynamos to supply Paris with some secluded nook, but every time lassitude the decorous people bladder complaints and the infirmities of her former husband, was being cared light. I'd spy a prospective place a door those who slip through life without a age. for by the town of Hopkinton. After A Philadelphia firm is making great success would open and some spying man pop sound or sparkle those who behave Cleans some correspondence it was decided A tanner's son got licked the other day in tinning articles made of cast iron. out. themselves upon every occasion and for calling his father a "hide-daddy." that Mrs. Irving Benson, was still Irving's The articles so treated are far more durable "I was getting desperate when I saw would pass through a dynamite explosion than galvanized or japanned ware, wife, as she had never been divorced a door slightly ajar, and glancing in Wanted! by the Mutual Life Insurance without rumpling a hair and are equally cheap. and that she legally had a Company, of N. Y., agents and solicitors in noticed that the office was empty. I Most those who never have done anything The Mexican government has been experimenting every county in the State of Minnesota. right to be supported by the town of stepped hurriedly inside, closed the out of the way and never will, simply Liberal terms. State previous business experience with a new machine for manufacturing Hopkinton. Accordingly, James Riley, 4oor, and not thinking of the window, and give references. Address, E ramie. The machine made one for the reason that a fish cannot perspire—no one of the overseers of the poor of pulled the stocking taut and fastened W Peet & Co., Managers St. Paul, Minn. and a quarter tons per day, and the expense blood in 'em! Cut them and Hopkinton. went to Enfield and took it securely. When I had finished I of cleaning the fibre was only 47—10 they would run cold sap, like a Make friends with your creditors, if you happened to look over my shoulder, Mrs. Irving Benson with him. She is cents per pound. is Lenox. can, but never make a creditor of your maple tree in April. Such people are 88 years old. and until she boarded and there, to my horror, were three friend. Batter made from cocoanuts is rapidly good-for-nothing, low-down, impudent always frightened to death for fear of at Belchertown, had never ridden on a taking the place of the ordinary butter in clerks hanging out of their window E O N O N E E E I N E what the world is going to say about railroad car. Her husband is 89 years Germany and Switzerland. I is said to and laughing like so many gibbering old. More than fifty years ago they them. They are under everlasting be healthful, easily digested, and as palatable idiots. I could have killed them. made their vows never to live together as butter made from the milk of cows bonds to keep the peace. I wonder an in W "It's all right for you men," continued again. Fate seems to have overruled and much cheaper. that they ever unbend to kiss their a*- HAVE There is a 3 inch display advertisement the fair victim of the woes of her The cultivation of the India-rubber tree the decision, and "over the hills." at children. If one of them lived in my in this paper, this week, which has no two O FILES, on the island of Trinidad is receiving much sex's attire. "If a button breaks or the poorhouse. these two must live together words alike except one word. The same is house I should stick pins in him. attention. A few trees of different varieties anything happens to your clothes true ol each new one appearing each week, till death parts them. Morality and goodness that lie no were imported some years ago and you've always a saloon door into from The Dr. Harter Medicine Co. This deeper than "behavior" are like the were placed in the botanical gardens. The house places a "Crescent" on everything T#iich you can dive for repairs and One Wise Dog. results have shown that the soil and climate they make and publish. Look for it, send SIC E A A E DUM AGUE. COSI veneering they put on cheap tables— subsequent consolation." Chicago A sagacious dog in Providence, R. E BO WEILS, SOU STOMAC a a them the name of the word and they will are remarkably favorable to their very tawdry and soon peeled off.— Times. Tint'sfeo E I N Pillsmm*,ettoitnespeopdaod I., rushed in an excited manner to its cultivation. return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL LITHOGRAPHS or a a a a a Chicago News. mistress and then returned to an adjoining SAMPLES FREE. The adulteration in coffee in France has room, the mother following, to S A I N S O I E reached such alarming proportions that it Unmerited oblivion is but another name the baby. It licked the child's face for the ignorance of the many of the has become a subject for investigation in W a Wit virtues of the few. then, as though directing attention to the chamber. The adulteration is made Influenceof Minor Currents in the More or less sportive artifice enters the little one. The mother saw some- I by a mixture of flour and sulphate of iron, Shaping of Our Destiny. For stiffness and strains, rub with into the parry-and-thrust of lawyers' which is pressed into the shape of a coffee thing was wrong with the child and, Johnson's Anodyne Liniment, and then A San Francisco' millionaire in the combats in court. Fancy the drollery bean, the resemblance being difficult for quickly picking it up, opened its bind in flannel. St. Louis Globe-Democrat says: "Ten re nesaa even an expert to detect by sight. of a man like Webster playing mouth and there saw a large six- on a in to lose at iU jratsS. years ago I stood without a nickle in An envious man repines as much at the a us 25c box*. upon She word "doctor." Harper's manner in which his neighbors live asif he my pocket outside of a restaurant maintained them. Magazine says: door in San Francisco. I was indulging in an optical feast and wondering Daniel Webster, when in full practice, "The Century's" Life of Columbus, how all those good things in the window was employed to defend the will The Century Magazine will celebrate the of Roger Perkins of Hopkinton. A would taste if they were sliding down 400th anniversary of the discovery of 40 years the standard* physician made affidavit that the testator America by publishing a Life of Columbus my hungry palate. I was trying to written especially for that magazine by was struck with death when he think how I could get the pr^ce of a Emilio Castelar, the famous Spanish orator, signed his will. meal, honestly or dishonestly, it mattered statesman, and author. The worlf is written Webster subjected his testimony to in Spanish, and will be carefully translated. little. Before I had evolved apian a most thorough examination, showing, Senor Castelar, whose irterest in of action a prosperons-looking man and admiration for America are well by quoting medical authorities, who was flipping a half-dollar in his known, has made a careful study of the that doctors disagree as to the precise hand dropped it through an iron new historical material bearing upon the moment when a dying man is subject, and it is said that his papers will grating and it fell into the subway below. struck with death, some affirming be very richly illustrated. Other articles He gave an almost unconcerned dealing with the discovery of America are that it is at the commencement of the glance in the direction the coin had in course of preparation for the same magazine. disease, others at its climax, and others gone and then walked away. It was still affirming that we begin to die a 'ground-hog' ease for me and I determined as soon as we are born. Life's pleasures, if not abused,will be new to secure that coin so I "I should like to know," said Mr. every morning and fresh every evening. walked into the restaurant and asked Sullivan, the opposing counsel, "what the proprietor if I might retrive a $5 E I E E S all Stomach Distress. doctor maintains that theory." Palmer Cox has signed a contract with The Ladies' Home Journal whereby his E O E S Nausea, Sense of Fullness, gold piece which I had dropped into "Dr. Watts." said Mr. Webster, amusing little "Brownies," which he has the cellai. He replied, 'Certainly,' CONGESTION, PAIN. with great gravity: made so marvelously successful in St. REVIVES FAILING ENERGY. and gave me a hatchet with which I "The moment we begin to live Nicholas and in his books, will hereafter belong RESTORES Normal Circulation, «*nl We all begin to die." might remove a wooden bar that had exclusively to the Journal. Mr. Cox's This reply convulsed the court and WARMS TO TO TIPS. contract begins with the October number, been nailed across the door leading OR. HARTER MEDICINE CO.. St. tools. Me* for which he has drawn the first of an entirely audience with laughter. from the basement to the opening under new series of adventures of his "funniest ALL-EN S I O N the grate. There was much litter little men in the world. Character in Cigars and dirt down there, and in searching TONIC ifrlTTEKS A man's thoughts may be read in A marriage for money is generally a dol- for the coin I found many others, rhe moit Klegnnt Blond Purifier. Liver Inrigorator, Tonic \mft his cigar. The way he holds it between larous affair. A Pure Cream Appetizer known. Theflr*tHitter* containing Iron erer aiirei*titediaAmerica. which had been dropped in a similar ••J- ROYAH, lATJCOK'S OXE SPOON. J.P.ALLKK.Dru£*iit,ACkemi«t.St.P»il,iUna. his lips will give the observer a way. I cleaned up $8 from that drift, Tartar Powder I I Contains Ammonia. Contains Alum and Ammonia. suggestion as to what manner of man an amount sufficient to completely the smoker is. There are men who Dr. Price gives larger and fuller cans than those dwarf an able-bodied appetite, secure O WITHOUT AN EQUAL. don't smoke at all, but who always a clean shirt, and a proportionate have a cigar in their mouth. In fact, amount of self-esteem and reliance. I 3f any other Baking Powder manufacturer. they continually have what is called I A aTu\WW CURES visited men of influence whom I had a "cigarmouth." not sufficient courage to visit before, RHEUMATISM. Above cut represents the comparative size of one pound can each The man who presses his teeth ard I have not been seriously insolvent through a cigar, and chews more than NEURALGIA. since that time. Thus you may "Dr. Price's," Royal" and''Taylor's One Spoon." These cans were he smokes is a determined fellow. see on what a slender thread often LUMBAGO, He who rolls it about in his mouth hangs a chance in life." set side by side, then photographed down in exact proportions tc takes life easy,, and never finds fault. ,__THE GREAT SCIATICA, He who points it upward at an angle admit the plate in this space. Ask your grocer to set a one pound A TRAINED FROG. of 45 degrees is mild-mannered and Sprains, Bruises. Burns. Swellings, :an of a other 'brand alongside 1 lb. Dr. Price's Cream Eaking content but would be pig-headed if He Will Fetch Match Sticks For the the circumstances of his surroundings PROMPTLY AND PERMANENTLY. Natatorium Employes. Powder, and observe the difference, as illustrated above. should require it. WHEATHighestPrices! While draining the water out of the To hold the cigar straight out and tofl.J.SAWYtR & Adulterated powders may usually be detected by their heaviet CO. tank at the natatorium, on South send puffs of smoke along either side" shows the smoker to be of a medita Broad street, one day early in the season bulk, as shown by the small cans, and these scantily filled, often tive turn of mind. one of the attaches came across a large bullfrog calmly quatting on the ontaining.a circular to help fill out the cans. It is a singular fact A Natural Washing-Tub MINNEAPOLIS OR DULUTH. bottom of the tank, blinking its eyes The water of Mono Lake, in Nevada CO Prompt Returns! Liberal Advances? that many of the ammonia and alum baking powders are advertised in a perfectly contented way. The is full of soda, borax, and other AND COARSE GRAINplacingO Wo also have the very best facilities fortrades stranger, which had probably made minerals in solution. The dirtiest as "Absolutely Pure," All official examinations prove that it would for future delivery in all markets. its debut through the supply-pipe, was and greasiest of linen is made clean in E&- E S O N E N E S O I I E half a minute by rinsing the article quickly captured and incarcerated in be safe to reject all powders labeled absolutely pure. in the lake. The water lathers naturally a temporary cage improvised from an when agitated, and during a high Th economy in using Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder does old cigar-box. More elaborate and wind a wall of suds, three or four feet comfortable quarters were speedilv not consist alone in the fact that much larger and fuller cans are high, is seen on the shore where the built for the frog, and he was made a waves beat. This quivering wall, in pet of by Prof. Payne and his corps of given, but Dr. Price's is a stronger, purer and more wholesome bak- which are seen all the colors of the attendants. Nat, as the intelligent rainbow, would grow to a height of ing powder than any other known. Does better work, and" goes amphibian is called, has learned many ten or twelve feetr before toppling over cute tricks. After the last patron of npi^itsro but that when it attains a certain farther, hence more economical in every way. the bath has left and the place is height the wind catches it up and E NOBTHWESTEBBr CONSERVATORY O XCSI$. closed for the night Nat is given the wafts great balls of it far inland. 608^1-2 collet Ave. Minneapolis. Minn. What woman would use an ammonia or alum baking powder if freedom of the tank for a few minutes Some of these floating balloons of lather E S S a O I O a E ElocntionTl.ans^a Low.- Send for 'atalogne. a Term opens. September 7th. before the water is drained off. He are as big as a flour barrel. she knew it Such powders not only undermine the health, but MARSHALL, Director.:OIE&C3"-A.-N" A E N E A has learned to dive after and "fetch" ammonia gives to the complexion a sallow and blotched appearance. match-sticks thrown into the water by the attendants. He has also gained Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder is reported by all considerable celebrity as a jumper, authorities as free from .ammonia, alum, lime, or any othei having on one occasion cleared 6 feet 2 inches, and is backed by Mr. Payne adulterant. The purjty of this ideal powder has sever been to outjjump any other frog, wild or civil|ze4,—Philadelphia Becord. questioned. ,, W O O W A E W 3c OOlaCJVUSnr. -fe ISrTlr^T^a^olla ii ^j°i£3Jkki2,.:m •S.\i