An Educated Fly. wretched life in misery but for you I affairs herself,'' puts in another, who should never have known that which winces under the heavy charge he had Prof. Thomas J. Murray, of New I was so base as to have believed. I been compelled to give for those notes, York, tolls a wonderful tale of the results ifc A Sketch Written bv HIm!n'I870 do not deserve it—how can I thank yet dared not let them go past him, and Published Now for the First of his kindness to a common you?" to till some rival's coffers. Time. house fly: "For two weeks the fly "Dare say dey do wish dat now," OR flew around my house without much She wanted no thanks, she said In 1882, while in Denver on a journalistic the signor would remark, with an only to know that they might come notice being taken of him then he began mission, I resolved to pay a eloquent shrug "la povera would sing THE FISHERMAN'S BBIDE. together again in this world. to make advances, and soon permitted visit to the humorist, who already her very soul but for de love of it, and "But you ,will help me," he said. me to handle his wings. We just keep life and soul together had afforded me so many hours ot "You will come with me together we called him 'Dick' at breakfast every as dey say, Bah! dey tink noting— cannot fail, surely. You knew the laughter and entertainment. To be morning Dick was fed with sugar to noting at all of no one unless you CHAPTER, LII—CONTINUED. places she dwelt in, the parts she frequented. his hearts content, and would sit on sure, Laramie, Wyo., where he then make dem pay. De angels of heaven You will help ine-*say you my finger and corkscrew his legs and "Part with it! She1" interrupted lived, was 500 miles away, but my singing in de street would not stop de will, and I shall think no return that rub his head. "the woman "she'd as soon havepart-ed curiosity regarding the man had been pathway but you only puff, enough I can make sufficient. with her life. &he prized it for the and charge enough, and—bah! I know aroused and appreciation of his work She consented, her life was so shiftless "Presently I made endeavours to eake of a husband she'd lost years —I know." and uncared-for she had no tics teach him various tricks, which at made the distance seem short. past, and that she still wore black for, Again he persisted that she must to bind her to one spot, and that she first were somewhat of a failure. ner and her little girl. But you're A product of that visit is the following adopt a style in accordance with the might assist fellow-creatures to happiness Soon he had advanced in the art until (Struck, sir' You seem moved you little sketch, transcribed from the eminence she had so suddenly attained was inducement sufficient. he would allow me to lift him up on knew the ring! Mercy! if you should original manuscript which he presentto They poulticed her feet and poulticed her head. in her profession. That very evening, by the swiftest And blistered her bapk till 'tw«i smarting and red. a toothpick. Soon after I could place me. As I was taking my leave of be the husband she thought dead! I Trlel mnlca. elixirs, pain-killers and salves, "It is all nonsense," he said, in answer conveyance procurable, Aaron Franklen two of the little splinters under him (Though grandma declared It was nothing oat always told her I believed he would him at Laramie he thrust a long envelope to the objections which Ida had departed for London, accompanied "iiarves.") and by a deal of patience and coaxing •come back." into my hand and said: "Here And the poor woman thought she must certainly urged against the needless extravagance, by Agnes Chaunce in search of die. induce him to stand on his hind legs. The woman had hurriedly spoken is a manuscript sketch I wrote as far as she deemed it, of a carriage. Till Favorite Prescription she happened to try. the wife from whom he had parted back as 1870. I give it to you as a Then again, I could place them on the No wonder Its praises so loudly they speak. these words in a breath, never pausing, "What for should you go here and that stormy night, now twenty years She giew better at once and was well in a week. table and have him jump over them ^tmt, with inquiring eagerness, gazmg proof that I was not always a jester there, in a nasty, much-used livery ago. The torturing- pains and distressing the while at the stranger, who, on his with the quill. Perhaps when you are successively, like a circus rider jumps coach, what a poor musician would nervousness which accompany, at times, writing my obituary some time you can part, seemed petrified with amazement. the hurdles. One of the most singular CHAPTER in take for his trombone, or a ballet girl certain forms of "female weakness,1* use it." habits he has is to fly at my finger for her boxes? I tell you it is not de yield like magic to Dr. Pierce's Favorite REUNION. "Mourning'—she—and for me?" he And sure enough the pathetic and like a bantam cock at an enemy ting at all—for my sake, for your dear Prescription. It Is purely vegetable, The resolutions which Ida had expressed -echoed. pretty little sketch comes in conveniently whenever he becomes enraged." moder's sake, for all our sakes, if you perfectly harmless, and adapted to the not to repeat her appearance now, though, thank heaven, I A few hurried words ensued. The will not for yourself Justice in Georgia. delicate organization of woman. It upon the boards of the theatre, she man could throw no light upon how am not writing Bill Nye's obituary. "Well, well! if it must be, signor, you allays and subdues the nervous symptoms Justice, to prisoner—"I see you found not so easy in carrying out. the jewel had come into his possession. Here it is: know best." and relieves the pain accompanying When she first mentioned it to the nave a jug there. Is that the whisky The tradesman who held the business Once a long time ago I began to This was generally the finale to such functional and organic troubles. signor, his distress and vexation before him had, he said brought down write a poem. It was to be perfect in that made you drunk9" disputes, when the signor, as a last resource, It's a legitimate medicine—an invigorating, knew no bounds. many things from London, where he metre and in rhyme, and so truthful would appeal on the score of Prisoner—"Yes, your honor." restorative tonic, a soothing What?—after all the time and labor bad traded. He was now dead no in sentiment that thousands of hearts her mother—a course which he had and strengthening nervine, and a positive Justice—"Pass it here I'll sample she had spent, after the unequalled should throb and thrill to its music. -traces could be pursued in that remedy for female weaknesses" found to be successful. it." reception which had been accorded •direction. I began it with high hopes and christened and ailments. All functional disturbances, So the carriage was had. her by an enthusiastic audience—in the Bailiff—"Pass the jug to his honor." Eagerly, and despite the exhorbitant it with the name of a child. irregularities, and derangements The signor had had a hired one long face of the brilliant promise of success "Justice, after a long pull—"The sum demanded, the stranger became But the work moved slowly, and are cured by it. There's nothing like since. And bowling smoothly along —was she to insist on blighting all prisoner gets twelve months on the it in the way it acts—there's nothing the purchaser of the ring, and the lines seemed tame, so I returned the suburban roads behind their sleek chain gang. Any man who would get like it in the way it's sold. It's guar~ their hopes, and ruining her own then he quitted the shop with the again and again to the child model for chestnut horses, wrapped in her dainty drunk on good whisky like that and anteed to give satisfaction in every case, prospects? The good little man was woman, who had readily acceded to inspiration, and looked into the merry shawls and luxuriant mantles, might or the money paid for it is promptly in a state of frenzy, and seemed about run the risk of losing the jug is irresponsible eyes for help. his entreaty that she would acquaint be seen the successful singer, the little refunded. and should, be taken care of. to throw himself at the feet of his him with all she knew of its previous So it came to pass that very little unattractive, thoughtful-eyed child of Clear the court!"Atlanta Constitution. obdurate pupil. Read the guarantee on the wrapper. owner. of my time was devoted to the poem the garret in Goswell-road—now a fine, Then, through much questioning, "But do not mistake me, signor," and a great deal to my hero. No slave You lose nothing if it doesn't help majestic, soulful woman. By her side said Ida, really moved by this touching ever lived under a more unlimited you—but it will. by dint of explanation, and calling the pale, pensive, soft-featured mother, Anxious to Knew, appeal, in which not one word of up of dates and times, and by comparison monarchy than I under the reign of a in her widow's weeds and soft silks "Now you never smell the odor oi of such and such occurrences his ivn dashed expectations had taken pair of laughing eyes, and no true loyal "A Land That Flows With and velvets, surrounded by every comfort part "I am as anxious as ever to subject ever bowed, in meeker submission liquor on my breath," said the young and incidents, much of the painful and luxury which wealth and ?i\ Milk and Honey." turn my singing to account, and, indeed, history ot the poor wanderers was or blessed his sweet bondage clergyman, expostulating with Staggers taste could plan or procure. PORTLAND, OREGON, I hope and trust to do credit to made known to him whom it most as I did, with my neck beneath the for his bibulous propensities. "Oh, if we could but know what -Concerned and ere the two, so my instructor, and prove far more dimpled foot of my conqueror. became of poor Agnes Chaunce," "No what do you do tor it?" asked worthy of you than I can yet have Thus the summer came with the Itrangely met, had parted, Aaron Nelly would sometimes say, "we Staggers with deep interest.—Epoch. The Great Western Railway appeared. But it must be in the concert-room, ITranklen had learned the falsehoods twinkling music of the bobolink, the might do much for her now, Ida she or in any less public situation Terminus! of his cruel enemy, and that his wife, misty blue of June mornings and the was a kind-hearted creature, and you if not absolutely faithful to his than that of the theater. I do evening concerts of sleepy-voiced The Great Pacific Seaport loved her then." not like it it pleases me not at all. •memory, had erred in grievous error, crickets. The long dreary days were Ida did cause all inquiries to be City! Besides, you know how disqualified I and had lived to repent it in bitteruoess, short to me, for I was under a spell, made, but in vain nothing was ever and to mourn for him. am for any prominent part."' and the wand of the enchanter was a Beal Estate is the Basis of all Wealth. heard of the singular girl who had When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, "Povera," the sympathetic little baby's tiny rattle. So I still dreamed "I never knew that she had another quitted her poor home so suddenly. AN INVESTMENT THAT WILL 30%TNE When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, to husband the woman said when Italian murmured. on of the poem that should crown But a heavier thought was at Ida's When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, she had wept at the very fullness of The ten days had passed, the birthday this summer vision with an ode to my heart, and often embittered even her her joy over the revelation he could was come and gone, but there king, the back of whose chubby hand When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, most triumphant hours with regret 'A 99 per cent, of those investing In Real Estate not wit hold, that he was indeed the had been no leisure for the anticipated was my law. ana doubt. make money, 87 per cent of those lmestinj? in Iead alive—the lost one restored. visit to Sandcombe. But the poem is only half finished. Business lose money Where was Tom—the earliest A commercial center is the safest placa to Invest I "God knows," she went on, "she It was broken off in the middle of a Engagements poured fast in upon benefactor and companion of her in real estate, especially when such place is sentence, and now it is grow mg yellow a great railway center, haa good river transportation grieved for you with all her heart and the little house at Kensington: matinees exiled life—Tom Grejous? and large foreign and domestic shipping. Jhe oul, and all that ever she suffered musicales, concerts, dejeuners, beneath a pair of little scarlet and Portland is that place. I wonder he does not come. He he in of the intention abates public and private reunions. Anywhere white stockings. Those summer day's Portland Oregon, is now pre-eminently the seemed to think hard enough, cannot have forgotten us," Ida would in of he is oi the a commercial center of the Pacific Northwest No are locked in a frozen sky the roses •for some fault she blamed herself and everywhere, music and its other city the United States is so well situated often meditate. And then the consciousness and the violets are covered by the in respect to natural resources as PortHnd for." perfections being the desideratum, no of how others of his sex and it leads all other cities west of the arrangement was complete which did drifting snow. With the death of the SY|™*S She went on to tell him of the consternation Mississippi River in its phenomenal growth had viewed her sad affliction, would A population Located at the confluence of two year came the time for the axen and subsequent suffering not include the new "star of song," as send the blood to her cheek and the great in era, and being the terminus of more hands to be forever still—those hands Nelly had undergone, on the occasion she was christened by some ot the transcontinental lailways than anj other city in tears to dim her fine eyes. -1 tlie Luited States. In fact, eveiy athantage journals, amusiug Ida very much, as that hold my heartstrings in their of his imaginary apparition her "I will not think it," she would winch insures the solid gronth and prosperity she marvelled what deception of star eternal stillness, those hands that hearer shook his head sadiy, and recurring of a city is abundantly enjoyed Portland passionately exclaim "more likely These Advantages Guarantee Constantly incrensing seem to touch me yet and take me to some tablets he carried, that might be which appertained to that he fancies wre are too high for Values in Real Estate back to that golden summer time vocalization. TB A W O O E ESTATE COMPA.XT queried of the woman her impression him, and does not care to mix with PORTLAND OREGON, when I was trying to write my poem. as to the date of that occurrence. As her friends had shown her, and those who visit us. Dear old Tom, as Has the best plan for investors yet devised You uettr rend anything more explicit and "Yes, yes, it was then," he sighed, with justice, the season would soon be if he were not worth a hundred of any simple It is absolutely safe, and cannot fail to past then she would have ample time "ah, if I had but seen her!—if I had l)i profitable to all who invest. of them! I will write to him." FASHIONS IN KISSING. A $ 0 0 0 0 0 6,000 SHARES AT $50 but known tor recruiting her strength and making Yet day after day passed on, and E*CH He gathered too at what period she iresh arrangements meanwhile, she SHARES FOR SALE A VALUE, $50 00 no letter was sent. Clinging Creatures Who Look Surprised, PLK SHARE, FULL PAID .ON-\SSESS\BLE could not do better than improve the had been thrown, with her child, upon Ah! If she had but known, as she and Haughty Maidens. will not sell a share of stock at less than present occasion, and, as Spangles her own resources, and thus cleat*Jy par-valua ($50 per share) as the Company's soared out her hour of triumph, night It is quite out of fashion to struggle capital stock is not Inflated or wntored, but pioved that the tale of her death, put ic, "make hay while the sun after night, before her appointed judges, evtrv dollar of its cnpital la baile by Solid as given by the wretched Saul, could shone." and say: "Oh, now you stop'" when Real Estate investment when, crowned with flowers and A FAIR OFFER. It was an exciting time for all concerned. not have been true. you are goingto be kissed. radiant with exultation, her soul Ifvou own stock, a at any time wish to "But since then, since then—who surrender it, this company will take its own seemed borne upward in a very ecstacy Presumably, if you don't intend to O I $ E N O S stock at Si 40 on the dollar and pay ou Real knowTs what may have happened? The little signor had enough upon of harmony, and she reigned the E^tatp at the puceat which the companj is selling allow yourself to be kissed, your manner his hands now the reputation of his Both the method and results when lots to other parties Good God! who can say? She may be glorified queen of a hundred hearts—if will not suggest the notion of kissing rite for Prospectus giving full explanation skill was so far heightened and dead, ot want, of trouble, sickness— Syrup of Figs is taken it is pleasant she had but known how, in the darkest of the company's plan and all information regarding you to the man. how stoi is paidf or &c, vho knows!" glorified by the accession of the new and cheapest corner—with rapt and refreshing to the taste, and acta Few men will try to kiss a girl unless REFERENCES "It has often been a trouble to me luminary, his pupil, that they were A\m Mcrall, Secretary "Sellwood Real Estate senses gazing upon her, drinking in her gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, they think there is a chance for success. fortunate who now obtained the Co Joseph Alelrath, Secretai Portland Real th.it I should have left them as I did tones, entranced beyond the power of Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys« Estate Association E. Hows, Capitalist, H, Besides, stiuggling musses your she was the best friend I hady and her favor of his attendance. \V Scott Editor 'Oregonian H. L, Pittock, memory or consciousness, sat her old hair and crumples ourlacesandbreaks tern effectually, dispels colds, headaches Manager anjj Treasurer "Oregonian J. Barber, •dear child too, sweet little Ida, bless The arrangement and supervision playfellow, "good, dear Tom," as &he Piesident West Portland Park Association. the flowers you wear, and leaves any and fevers and cures habitual her!" the woman said "but I was in of all affairs connected with Ida's A E A W O O E A E S wras wont in those days to call him, number of traces by which the girls A E O a O engagements devolved upon him, and, constipation. Syrup of Figs is the «ore grief at the time myself, and it patting the rough, sunburnt face—and can tell just what has happened. A Plush Cloak made me selfish, I expect, and I came as she on no occasion traveled without only remedy of its kind ever produced, how, after the vision had vanished, "It is much prettier to just pretend away all of a sudden and when years her mother, he was their faithful pleasing to the taste and acceptable and darkness had fallen upon his soul, 44 Inches long to the last minute that you don't and efficient escort. after I was in London again, I could the hard-worked, unsuccessful man to the stomach, prompt in know what is going to happen. In get no tidings of them they had left "Oh, dear, it is a wearying life, Quilted Satin Lining would creep to his solitary lodging to its action and truly beneficial its this case you never loose a kiss, as the place where they had lived, and mother," she said, one day, as she dream of the past, and recall those effects, prepared only from the most you may if you do the "struggle" act, Real Seal Ornaments no one knew anything at all about sank into a chair, fatigued with the words of the little prattler, as she and it is much more satisfactory than healthy and agreeable substances, ita •them. But God bless her, wherever evening's exertion, which had been talked ot the future and its prospects Guaranteed Fit a kiss after a struggle or during a many excellent qualities commend it •she is, and I pray heaven you may more than usual—"these late breakfasts, —ah, if she had but known! struggle. find her and it I can help you in any these elaborate toilettes, the to all and have made it the most Price $20. TO E CONTINUED. You can be awfully "surprised" and sameness of these public displays' If way, I will with all ray heart." popular remedy known. gasp "Oh!—how—how dare you," and Is what we offer He thanked her, but in words of it were not that I live in the thing CASTING A SHELL. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c clasp your hands over your face and which he himself never gathered the itself, that when I open my lips to Watching a Lobster and Her Mate at and $1 bottles by all .leading druggists. As a leader say: "Go away," when he tries to import. He was in a maze of bewilderment sing I forget all else, and that I can the Brighton Zoo. Any reliable druggist who soothe you, and, "I hate you," and and trouble. A new life had hope andiancy it does give enjoyment Giro us a call if you visit the Exposition or At the most extensive aquarium in all that. It is just as effective as before may not have it on hand will procure been poured in upon his life. He, who at least to some—if it were not for all Slate Tair If not, drop us aline and we will promptly England, the Brighton Zoo, the female the kiss and just as pretty and all it promptly for any one who attend to \ou wants Mention this Paper. had been an hour ago impatient to this, I could never, never live the life." A, R. S. GOODFELLOW &. Go. lobster recently cast her shell. She that, and does not muss your hair so "It is a great triumph for you, my wishes to try it. Do not accept any •quit his country for ever, had suddenly screwed herself up together on the toes much. LEWIS'd found a tie to knit him to her a love. A merciful compensation substitute. MINNEAPOLIS. and tail and suddenly b»nt her body. The proud and haughty method is call all imperatively claimed him, stirred Heaven in its goodness has granted 98 LYE Snap went the shell in its center and the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO, very satisfactory if you choose the him to new hopes so dashed with you? back came away in one piece. The right man. You should let the "cold "Yes, and most thankful indeed I Powdere and Perfumed. fear, to expectancy so mixed with SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. claws were her next care and she worked moon*' shine full upon your face, and "Germa LOUISVILLE. KY. 1EW YOBK, N.V, 1 «-doubt, that it was toiture. am. But what I meant to say is, that (PATENTED.) away at them for a long time. with your lips "curling scornfully" Pending a decision, he paced hur•riedly the sake of the money only I am sure Strongest and purest Ly made. you say: "You would not dare," and Makes the best perfumed Hard It was a proceeding of extreme delicacy, to and fro the chamber where could never win me to the profession. Soap in 20 minutes without boiling. look him- steadily and scornfully in considering that all the flesh of they had been sitting, and yainly endeavored Ah, mother dear, we little thought, It is the for softening the eye. thegreat claw had to bepassed through water, cleansing waste pipes, to attain a degree of calmness wrhenIusedto long for something to Syrup5* disinfecting sinks, closets,washin You must be sure to choose a man the small base. During the operation as he recalled the faces he had do to help you get money—do you remember?—we bottles, paints, trees, etc who will not be scared to deatj| at one claw cams off altogether and this little thought! Thankful! just ascertained. PENNA. SALT MFG. CO., must have seemed to the lobster lady this and wish himself home. Those past years—a small lifetime— Oh, indeed, I am more thankful Gen. Agents Phila., a The right sort of man will grab you a serious misfortune, as it will not how had they been wasted! He, a than ever I can tell in words." BORE instantly. Then you can do the contrast grow to its lull size again until the second hopeless, ruined wanderer, scathed, Yes, with fame and name, came into act which is very effective. Turn THE "OHIO year. The tail and legs gave very broken, despairing—doubting all, even their solid accompaniment, in such WELL meekandquiet and "half timid" or little trouble and the body, when thus Divine justice or mercy—curs ng almost profusion as to astonish those hitherto J. C. Davis, Rector of St. James' DRILL do the tragedy queen business and undressed, proved to be of a paleblue. at times her, the author of his unacquainted with the enormous Episcopal Church, Eufaula, Ala.: leave the gentle act for later. WELLS The shell-casting over, the lobster price which talent commands, ministering misery, while she, afar off, worked out son has been badly afflicted sank on the sand, and this action seemed Now all men don't go in for "taming" the dreary penance of her life in anguish to the enjoyment of the wealthy. with a fearful and threatening cough girls, and all men don't go in for with oar famoua W the signal for the attack of every and bitterness, accepting patiently, The high-principled girl felt there was Machinery The only catching the coquette, and all don't for several months, and after trying creature in the tank. from the hand of the One almost something wrong in claiming perfect self-cleaning and fast-dropping toolsin nse. fancy teaching and encouraging shy The defenseless victim bade fair to several prescriptions from physicians Judge, the dole of her atonement. such exborbitant returns for that L00MIS & NYMAN, girls. The trouble with most girls is, succumb to the fury of her enemies, jj?^ 'As slowly and painfully, from out which was to her a pure, unqualified which failed to relieve him, he has TIFFIN. OHIO. they adopt their method and they when the male lobster suddenly came lhe confused mass, these convictions pleasure. been perfectly restored by the use oi stick to it right through. tovthe rescue. Standing over his shelless We send the marvelous French "Why, many a poor soul toils his presented themselves as he became two bottles of BoAn Kemedy CALTHOS and a. You should always change your better half, he fought her assailants aware of all that had been told him— best days out from dawn to sunset, Episcopal schee's German Syrup. legal guarantee that CALTHOS W ill method with your mai.. relentlessly. Day and night did her weary, yet uncomplaining labor, and never realises such a sum STOP Dtechsrce* Si EXDIMIOIU, I can recomRector. CURE Spermatorrhea, Varicocele he watch over her until her shell was her watchful guardianship of the child, as that," she would say, Speaking From Experience. aad BE8TORE Lost Vl«or. mend it it suffiently hardened to protect her in when the signor brought for her pious resignation, her devotion Use tt and pay if satisfied. fighting her own battles. An old country gentleman, returning hesitation." Chronic Add»», VON MOHU O to his memory—the intermediate was her approval the terms of some Solo tacritu Agcnu, OocinmaU, Oklo. When this happy moment arrived home rather late, discovered under o'er-leaped, and she was again the new engagement hehad entered,into for severe, deep-seated coughs like this he deliberately picked up the old claw, his kitchen window a yokel with a .Nelly he had wooed and won amid the her. are as severe tests as a remedy can broke it in his nippers, and ate the lantern who, when asked his business 4:ocks and glens of lovely Sandcombe. Luckily for Ida, the little man, had FAT FOLKS REDUCED be subjected to. It is for these longstanding meat. He then dug a hole in the there, stated that he had only come a Tears—the first that ever had moistened no such scruples and drove as hard a cases that Boschee's German sand, placed in it the broken bits oi liis eyelids since that night so a-courting. bargain, and wavered and held off between 3bB.AUf9e Maple. Oregon. Mcv. writes: Syrup is made a Ipecialty. shell, buried them, and piled a number r^y,^,\Jn'r VK?,!"?}*!!1 a 320 pounds, now it la 195. long ago—now suffused his eyes, as he competitive bidders for the "Come a-what?" said the irate gentleman. Many others afflicted as this lad of small stones above the grave.— -cried— great attraction of the day, as if she was, will do well to make a note of New Orleans Times-Democrat. „,,.«, '•I will seek her through the world had been the keenest and most vdrafious XfS^XSE3. "A-courting sir. Fse courting A SHOT7W 8EKI AT OSCF this. a if—O God, help me!—if I find but diamond-loving prima donna Mary." An Excited Dutchman. &er grave, I will at least rest beside who ever delighted the ears of three "It's a lie!" exclaimed the old gentleman. A Chicago German, who got excited nrra^OTjas^aK LOOM. rher there, and care not how soon." generations of opera-goers. J. F. Arnold, Montevideo, Minn., "What do you want a lantern over an account of an elopement of^a "That -Italian chap is making a Then, turning t6 the woman, who for? I never used one when I was a writes: I always use German Syrup married woman, exclaimed: ?-&&*<% AGENTS WANTED I had shared his emotion, he extended good thing of it, I'll wager," one young man." Everywhere to wll for a Cold on the Lungs. I have "If my vife runs away mifc anodex would say. "Egad, he knows the •he N O PUZZLE. This hand. W "No sir was the yokel's reply, "I never found an equal to it—far less man's vife, I vill shake him outiof his value ot all the notes he's brought into "And you," he said, "but for you I 0 rewards to the first BU^VIOB I I mce«« don't think yer did judging by the UO preeches, if he&be^mine fodder, so help J0ts. Samples by ma^l 15c Addreas Ste the market." a superior. .£% V' jhould have left this country at totmevww'B mbsis!"—Jury. .t „s^..^r ••. 6 UNO NOVELTY CO ,,170 laaangg.. ChieaZo,^H~ me gracious wish she'd only manage her own dawntii tp vqar, it my G. G. GREEN, Sole Man'frjWoodbury.IU.