f4-^SJ^f|fJM WWMT^f^iM Wk ':f 3f'^w^ff^lf*pP*^!^ fIfJllll "yyt r.^jv5.*fits km? 9&l4a&ef*~ a* 41 Minnesota Editors' and Publishers' Association. Minnetonka and adoptresolutions designed ^WT^rDlJOT AN ASHES. '"No, sahv Reckin yuhr man'done cle Enocnv as he sat on a low chair beasts dat was once loafin in a little to improve the profession. i forgot to put it in de pos'office.' sewing up a gap in one of his Sunday clearin's dat had binbuhnedfur a seed Ff The nineteenth annual meeting of the Editors' Mrs. Johnson, living near Hancock, was "So dey sot an' sot till dey mos' like She practiced on him all her wiles boots, "is to buy dis track o' land, on patch. Dey wus stannin' in de sun to killed by lightning. Several other members and Publishers' association of Minneesot Till in love's silken net she cauhgt him, to bus', an' de plantation mouse he de hill back heah, an make a wineyard of the family were injured. warm deyse'fs, bein' too pow'rful lazy was held in the hall o! representatives And showered .on him her sweetest smiles wonnerwhat he would a-had if he fren' uv it. No use foolin' no more at the capitol on Thursday 28th inst. The to cut some wood and make a fire. Lieut. C. A. Curtis, U. S. A., is relieved "When to her feet she eaptive brought him. had done got he letter. wid little tater patches, an cabbyges, -attendance was much larger than at any from duty as professor of statistics at the One wus a gy-raffe, and de udder wus cohn I'l 'Jus' as dey was litin' dere cigars, oT an 'tree orfoh dozen hills Seabury mission, Faribaul t. Bat when he pleaded with the maid previous meeting of the association, and a a kangerroo. De gy-raffe he look at and puttin' dey heels up on two cheers, be regarded as her lover, sell de grapes, an buy all dat sort* o' number of the members were accompanied Baby-farming on a small scale is carried de kangerroOr an' be begun to laugh. She sighed a little, blushed and said, Itrs mighty cur'us, ses he, 'to see de dinin'-room open, an' in walk de ting. At de wine-cellar in town dey'll by ladies. The members were called to order on in St. Paul. The babies are expected to "Please wait until the summer's over." sheriff ob de county. die, and usually do, at the farm. by the president of the association, B. take all de grapes yoh kin raise, an ef a poor critter like yuh, wid some legs* B. Herbert of Red Wing, introducing Mayor "'Look a-heah, kurnel/ says he, I have to buy a horse an' wagun to At Barnesville Deputy Sheriff John TJt short and some legs long. Ef I was And then began lore's golden dream* Rice, who delivered the address of welcome terberg was dangerously shot by a tramp 'have yuh got de money ready fur all haul 'em inter town, yuh won't see dis every picnic, every dance he yuh I'd goto dewood-pile, an' I'd chop on behalf of the city, which was responded who, with his accomplice, was arrested by de ducks, an' de eysters, an de wine yere fam'ly walkin' to church no mo'h Took her, bought her lemon cream dem hind legs off de same lenth as de citizens. to by Mr. Herbert, who then proceeded to you've had fur yuhsef an' de slab wid de mud up to dere knees and de And other things that maidens fancy. foh ones, so yuh'd go about like common deliver bis annual address. At theclose of Robert W. Coleman, a well known attorney meat an' de cohn from de West fur hot sun brilin' on ter dere heads. folks, an' not be larfed at.' .she addre&s E. Hoard of the Montevideo of Moorhead and formerly a resident At beach hotels with her he hopped, yuh han's? Yuh know I said I A little after daylight the next morning "Dese remarks dey make de har riz Leader, delivered an interesting address on of St. Paul, died at St. Joseph's hospital at For she was quite an ardent dancer wouldn't give yuh no longer nur to- Uncle Enoch, wearing his tall white St. Paul. the "Power of the Press." The second paper on de kangerroo's back,, he so mad At length the youth the question popped day.' De city mouse he turn pale, an' hat with the broad band of crape was entitled "Rights of Newspaper Publishers," And waited for the maiden's answer. angry. Further developments indicate that the he tuk de plantation mouse into one around it which it had on when it was and was prepared and delivered mifebing Aid. Kerr of Stillwater also got Yuh suh'tinefy is gay boy/ ses corner, an' ses he: It drew the sweetness from his life, given to him with his highest and by G. W. Morse, of the Waseca County Herald. away with a large amount of funds of the he to the gy-raffe. 'to stan' up dere and me two I burned and scorched him like a blister Ienr 'Look a-heah, kin yer gas company. stiffest shirt-callar a long black coat preach dat, wid yer hine legs short as Twas this: "I cannot be your wife, or free tousand dollars till to-morrer reaching nearly to his heels,- a pah- oi Rev. J. W. Bradshaw, pastor of the Congregetional plough-hannels an yer foh legs too A letter from Hon. Oliver Gibbs requesting But I will be to you a sister." mawnin', when de bank opens?' church of St. Charles, has accepted blue jean trousers rolled up at the the association to use their influence in Boston Courie*, long tur butter-bean poles, so dat yuhr a call to Galesburg, 111., and will remove "Den de udder, mouse he pull a drefful ankles his enormous Sunday boots securinaithe continuance of the New Orleans back slopes down like de roof of a icehouse. to that place in about a month. poor mouf, an' he ses: Tse* pow'ful exposition during next winter was referred well blacked in one hand a very small Ef I was yuh Fd goto de woodpile, Atf UMISTORIC PAGE At Warren, Minn., two grain warehouses to the committee on resolutions. A paper sorry, but it rained so much in de cowhide trunk tied up with a rope and an' I'd chop off dat ar long neck were blown twelve feet off their foundations. on the "Ethics of Ad\ertising," by A. W. lowjgroun's las' year dat my cohnwus carried in the manner of a violin-case close tode head, I'd be so 'shamed.' One is owned by Palmer and the other by Mc Kinstry, of the Faribau lt Republican was all sp'ilt an' dere wasn't no rain on a vast umbrella with a horn handle in A. H. Gilbert. The skating rink is almost "Now, boy," continued Uncle Enoch the first paper read at the afternoon session, de high groun's, an' de eohn dere all the other hand and the greater part of BTFKAIfK B. ETOCTOS. a wreck. and was listened to with much attention. "dere's lots of stories about one eberlastin' wilted an' de fros' done cotch my his recently paid month's wages in his The author advised that the advertising fool, but dat's de only story I The following sto ry received aprizeofffve The fifteenth anuual fair of the Dodge 'baccer craps, an' I didn't have money pocket started off to walk three miles department be kept in subjection hundrari dollars offered for the "best humorous County Agricultural and Mechanical association knows 'bout two uv 'em. An' now enuf fur to buy quinine fur de ban's.' to the brain and intellectual end. to the railroad-station on his way to will be held on the grounds of th6 story" in the Youth's Companion. jes' yuh go inter de house and tell de The paper on the "History of the Minnesota "Den de town mouse he ses- to de Kasson Driving Pai'k association Sept. 22, become a congressional page. An elderly negro man, Uncle Enoch folks I'se gwine to put a new cracker Editors and Publishers' Association," 2-i, 24= and 25. sheriff, ?e he: Dick assumed the ox-wfiip, and as by name, short of stature and with on de ox-whip an' ef any of dem ses by Irving Todd, of the Hastings Gazette, mawninrr 'You call aroun' Monday there was no one else to take the Full and complete returns of the censup Washin'ton to me, I'll make 'em was a review of the annual meetings of the hair and beard beginning to grizzle,but ar an' I'll pay yuh dat money. I was vacated place, he cracked it in pride of Duluth make the population 18,014, association from its organization to the dance Jerusalem!" with arms and body yet stout and sx)ectin' my fren' ter-day, and done forgot against 3,473 in 1880a gain of 14,541, and glory over the heads of Bob and present time. Dick walked into the house to deliver or about 410 per cent in five years, orovei to k'lect it.' Blinker, and although they ran into The paper was interesting from the fact strong, stood back of his little loghouser this message, and as he went, he 80 per cent a year. that it reviewed briefly the features of each "'Dat won't do/ ses de sheriff. Tseheard more stumps, and got into more deep said to himself,--I reckin deplantation not far from a Virginia public meeting, gave the names of the officers ejected Luzon Skinner, one of the oldest settlers wine-yard.1' dat story often 'nuff." An' he ruts, than was good for himself or the mouse done gin up he road, endeavoring to pull his axe out and other historical facts regarding the in Goodhue county, died at Florence, recently, rung de auction bell, an' he lebied on cart, the winter wood of Mr. Gregory association. of consumption, aged Boventy-one of a knotty black-gum log. Often and eberyting in de house an' as dey didn't continued to be hauled. Tl closing paper entitled "The Subscription years. He came to Florence in 1855. He fotch enuf, he sold dat city mouse an' often, when his stock of fire-wood had One week, and two weeks, passed on LiVtV was read by E. W. Randall of leaves a WHO and four childien. Personal Gossip. dat plantation mouse fur slaves." without news from Uncle Enoch, the Mouis Tribune. diminished to this one log, had Uncle Hon. Alexander Fiddes of Jackson reports Sam Jones, the revivalist, observes: Dick uttered an exclamation of horror Maj, T. M. Newson, who was down on the and then Aunt Maria began to get impatient. that the barley and oats in his section Enoch tried to split it, and now he "God won't keep a young lady pious programme for a paper on the subject of at this direful conclusion of the "Look a-heah, Dick," she of the country is nearly all cut, and "Newspaper Statistics and Biographies," was trying again. While thus engaged, who has her waist encircled seven times that neither the bad weather nor the recent story. said, "when you comes home ter-night, reported that he would have to disappoint storms have in any way aifected the a week by the arms of a spider-legged "Now look a-heah, Boy," continued there came to him his son Dick. This an' has had yuhr supper, an' has done the* members, as he had decided ot to crops. dude-*' Uncle Enoch, "ef yuh tinks yuh is split up dem ole rails, what's too short was a youth rather taller and lighter waste his time and the time of the association. Mrs. R. H. Powell was struck by a passenger gwine down to Washin'ton to git tarpins fur de fence anyway, fur taint no use Jrle road, however, inlieu of a speech, A paper gave an account of a society in color than his father, of an active train on the Southern Minnesota division an' eysters an' champain out" fur yuh to try no mo'h on dat blackgum a letter from Frank J. Mead ofMandan, at Winnebago City while crossing the event and in speaking of one beautiful and good-natured disposition, and Dale, in A\hich the older members of the association ob dem congressmen,, yuh won't be tuk log what yuh daddy done went railroad bridge, and ftll forty feet, breaking and their peculiarities DV ere alluded lady, of quite large 'proportions, it an' sold, 'cause dey can't do dat now,, hitherto supposed to be devoid of. disturbing away and luf. an' ef he don't come both legs in two places. Her condition i& to in a very happy and pleasing vein. but yuh'll findyuhse'f gobbled up some said "Mrs. possessed a form that back soon he won't find no fence at all, critical. ambitions. The following weie the oflicers elected for way wuss dan dat plantation mouse a Juno might envy." The editor went I reckin, when he do come. Yuh The recent storm at Audobon, was quite the ensuing year: "Look a-heah, daddy," said he, home, and left a subordinate to get ju' sot down and write him a letter, an' severe and the damage considerable. At Wild." PresidentH. A. Castle, Farmers Advo- "won't yuh lemme go to Washin'ton out the paper, and the next morning tell him 'taint no use fur him to be Winona the lightning was appalling and Dick grumbled that he' wasn't a cate," St. Paul. he rend in his paper that ''Mrs.- did considerable damage about the city. sabin up all dat sebenteen hundred nex' week?" Vice PresidentA. W. McKinstry, Faribault mouse, and he wasn't "gwine after Joseph Curley, a son of Mr. B. A. Curley, possessed a form that Jumbo might Republican Robert Miller, Fergus dollars to buy wine-yards while hi& tar'pins, nur eysters, nudder." Uncle Enoch stopped tugging at his was killed by lightning. Falls Telegram A. N. Dare, Elk River News. envy." chillun's gwine about with sca'ce no "Jus' yuh go 'long an' pick up some axe, and turned round to look at Dick. Notice is given by tho lighghouse board Corresponding SecretaryMaj. T. M. New. chips an' traph fur to make de fire/' elo^e to dere backs-. A lady in this Gity. who has a false son, St. Paul. that on and after Aug. (J, 1883, a fixed "What fur?" said he. said his father, "an' don't talk to mt* "Dere's yuhr si-' Charlotte what Recording SecretaryC. M. Morse, Lake white bulit of the fifth order will be shown tooth set on a pivot, sneezed it out "I'se gwine to be a page in Congress." no mo'hob dat foolishness/' has to go to church wid dem light blue Benton News. -4 from the lighthouse letently erected at the the other day while feeding chickens. Dick walked slowly oflL to do as ho slippers Miss Sally gib her, an' no TreasurerDavid Ramaley, St. Paul. outer end of the north pier at the mouth ol An old hen thought it a grain of corn The business of the day was supplemented the St. Louis river. Lake Superior, was bid, and for a long time Uncle stockuns, an' no wunner de people laf "What's dat?" asked his father, his and swollowed it as soon as it struck by a banquet given by the Northwestern Enoch remained standing by the twisted at her. An' dere's yuhr daddy makin' A writ of prohibition hns been applied for Newspaper Union at tho Ryan hotel. The bright eyes opening very wide. "What the ground. After a long ehase the black gum log without striking a all dat money down dere in Wa^hin.'ton to the supreme court, to lie against the guests of the occasion, including ot only hen was captured, beheaded, its crop court martial assembled to try Col. Bend. Ati yuh want to dat fur?" blow. wid de congressmen the editors and their wives, but also several The grounds of application are those set opened, the tooth found, and restored Uncle Enoch was a skillful ox-driver, "An' she a gal, too, what's done won "A page is one of dem chaps as runs prominent citizens of St. Paul, gathered forth at length by .I. N. Castle, counsel for to the lady's mouth, wher it afterwards working in that capacity for the farmer de prize tree times in de cake-walk. I in the hotel parlors in the early evening, round and waits on de Congressmen the accused, at the sessions of the court already where an hour was pleasantly spent on whose land, he-lived. All the helped to ma^ticatetheoldhen. spec' he's done forgot what I tole him held. when dey're doing dere work in Washin'ton. in introductions and social intercourse. next day he walked meditatively by 'bout de weddin'-ring fur me. I done South Bond Tribune. A bold robbery was committed in the The dinner was worthy of the occasion, Dere's lots of ,em and some of the side of the slowly moving Bob and. tolehim to buy it wid de fus' money town of Cottonwood, nine miles from New comprising many luxuries, cooked and Judge M. W. Gibbs, of little Rock, Blinker, hauling wood from the asuv-ual moun he got, an' to send it in a letter. I'se 'em is culle'd. Dey hab to be might' Ulm, on Monday, July 20, at the residence served in a style that all who participated Ark., was the first colored man in the tain. He did not shout as much neber had none yit, though we of Henry Pfisteror, by August Broocha, a therein failed not in appreciating of which peart and cut around, and fetch de United States to hold a seat upon the peddler. He took from a bureau drawer to his oxen but he guided them with wus both married long back befoh de fact there was abundant and substantial Congressmen eberyting dey wants. notes amounting to $2,200, a watch valued bench. He was born in Philadelphia all' his customary precision around war. evidence. at $30 and some cash. in 1828, made money in tho boot and And dey don't have to work for no Mr. Driscoll opened the intellectual entertainment stumps, rocks, and the varied inpediments "An' it's no use waitin', nudder. fur by few remarks, and the following The terrific wind storm which accompanied shoe business in California from 1850 of the rough, woodland road." fifty cents a d'ay, nudder. Dey gits little Jim'h funeral till he comes back. sentiment:" the rain Monday morning, 27th inst.,. to 1858, then became a succse^ful contractor "Yuh Dick," said he to his son, in He kin sen' de money fur de cake and sebenteen hundred dollars a year." The State Editorial AssociationOur left in and about Minneapolis numerous on Vancouver's Island, returned the evening, "is yuhdonegibup all dat wine jus'as well as not, an' Brudder GuestsPromoting as it does the mental, evidences of its destructive nature, and "What dat?" exclaimed Uncle Enoch. to the United States and began to foolishness 'bout goin to Wa&hin'ton?" social and material condition of its members. some very remarkable experiences and escapes Anderson is ready, he tolo me las' **Yuh means de whole kit and boodle study law in 1870, and settling in Lit- It commends itself to the heartiest from death, or atlea.-*t serious injury, '"Taint no foolishness," muttered Sund'y, widde fa\ an' do tex. Little uv 'em gits dat." support of every editor and publisher in are heard from nearly all directions. Dick. tliKock, held first theolliee of County Jim's been dead now nigh on ter two Muniesota. "No, I don't/' said Dick. "Ebery "Why, boy," said his father "-'pears Attorney and in 187^1 wti* elected yeah, an' it's- time his funeral was George Borden of Verndale was arrested U. B. Herbert prcsidentjpf the association one gits it tor hisse'f."" to me yuh is too olo for dat sort o' Judge of the Police Court. at, Muskada, by A. Whaley, Jr., marshal oi preached. ..us called upon to respond. dat?'1 "Yuhshu'hof Hawley, on a charge of stealing a check on ting" Mr. Herbert after his speech, became the "I ain't cot no. 'jections to de wineyard, Tin President Grevy, of Trance, likes "Yes, sah/' replied Dick. "I heerd the Northern Pacific railroad, for 17.50, "It don't make no kind o' diff'rence toastmaster. Gov. Hubbard responded to spesh'ly of- we hab ter hab a Strom bom Henry Stackelewhous, an employe of it from a man down at de cross-roads, often to retire to-his country home how ole a page is," said Dick. "Dat the toast, "The State of Minnesota." wagun to haul de grape-*, but I don't the company. On a search, the check was the L' when I took ole Billy to be shod dis He is of medium height, with broad Tho next toastwas: "The Country Press man said so hisse'i He says dey got iound on Borden, hidden in the lining of his want yuhr daddy to come back hoali reliat ebenin'. He was telling a lot of folks shoulders and a solid, well-proportioned a necessity of every community which it 'em all ages." vest. an' find hise 'shamed uv hit fam'ly Farm all about it at de stoah. An' won't is our duty as country editors to relievo body. He enjoys outdoor exercise, "Dat so, shuh'T" asked his fatlnvr. artor livin' down dar 'mong dem quality from all danger of being a 'necessary evil.' II. E. Hayden, local agent of the Omaha yuh lemme go nex' week?" and his excullent physical condition "Sartin shuh," said Ditk. The response was by Ho n. J. A. Leonard folk*. I'll send Charlotte dib railroad at Stillwater, had been arrested The ole man put his hand on his axehandle gives evidence of thi tact. Hi-5 face is "And dey gits sebenteen hunderd of Rochester. upon a warrant charging him with the embezzlement mawnin' to borrer a sh^et uv paper, and stood reflectively. strong and intelligent, but there is dollars a yeav?" Mr. Leonard related some Interesting circumstances oi S3,300 of the company's an' a pen an' ink from Miss Sally, an' Uncle Enoch had been born a slave, nothing in the lineaments to betoken relating to journalism in "Yes," said Dick. "An' besides dat, money on the 27th day of June last. Mr. see ef she won't let her pick up some and had been an honest and industrious- Europe, to show the different ways they Hayden protests his innocence, and says brilliancy or nms. And indeed, Mr. dey can make lots ob money blackin' OPP. apples'in de orchard while she's dar, have of doing things there and in this country, servant, whose only failing WAS he will be able to make everything right boots, an' holdinf hosses an' runnin' Grevy makes no pretention of possessing AI an' p'raps she'll give her a bucket uv and in conclusion again dwelt upon the or rather to show that he is an innocent that he was inclined to think himself arrants fux de Congressmen, when therfo qualities. buttermilk ef she's, done churned yistiddy. advantages of being a country editor. man. better on Sundays, than his companions This court's out." An' yuh put all dat de letter, Then was read the following toast: and now that he was as free as The folknv ing is given by the Pall Mall c- There was quite a large attendance at Uncle Enoch, looked steadfastly The daily pressmay it ever be worthy an' sen' it ott jus.' as soon as. yuh anybody, he was still honest and industrious, Gazette as tho ages of the well known Red Wing recently, on the occasion of the at his son tor some moments without as)t be in the march of progress. kin." and still went to church sale of the property of the Minnesota Elevator women named: Mine. Adam, 49 Mary Capt. Henry A. Castle spoke to this sentiment. speaking. Then, he said: "Look I company. The elevator sand ware with the highest white hat, the biggest Dick willingly undertook this business, Anderson, 25 Sarah Bernhardt, 41 a-heah, boy Use made up my mind houses, some twenty-nine in number, located shirt-collar, and the longest coal of Mr. Herbert proposed next: ha\ ing made up his mind while Mrs. Bezant, 3S Kosa Bonheur, 63 'bout dis yerc business. Ef all dat on the river, the Chippewa and the The city of St. Paul welcomes the editorial anybody in the congregation. As he his mother was talking to liim to put Miss Braddon- 48 Miss Gordon Gumming, 'ar money's to be got by pagein', I Midland dhisio ns ofthoChicago, Milwaukee fraternity of the state on the nineteenth grew older, his opinion of himself did in a few words on his own acoount agrees to de notion." 48 Lady Eastlake, Empress Sc St. Paul lnilroad, were bought by annual meeting, in this elegant hotel, the not decrease, and he was very fond of and before he began the important O'Neill of Winona, who has boon operating Eugenia, 59 Emily Faithfull, 50 Mrs "Hi-ri!" shouted Dick, beginning to consummate flower of St. Paul enterprise asso- exhortinghis fellow-members church, epistle each, of hi** sisters had something them the past year under a lease. The Maj. Newson was called upon to respond. dance. Gladstone, 7,\- Julie Ward Howe, 60- good' and of giving them advice in private prop&rtv doubtless cost originally about to saj to him in private regard Then was proposed: Mine, de Novikoff, 43 Jenny Lind, 64* "Yuh needn't cut up sich capers," 110,000, whenever he saw cause-for it, and this the 1 to sugqestions which they wiished The city of Minneapolistho other twin, Paulina Lucca. 45 Helen Modje.-ka. said his father. "Yuh ain't gwine. I'se very often in the shape- of some old fable, ol which St. Paul is justly proud. to make to rhe Jaead of the family. and* Articles of incorporation have been prepared 41 Florence'Nightingale. Go Christine gwine mese'f.'" Piatt B. Walker of Minneapolis respond which generally became strangely for the Ada, Duluth & Northern Da-, The letter moved more slowly- than 1W Nilsson, 42, Mrs. Oliphant, 07 Ouida, ed. kota Railway company. The lino is to extend twisted as it passed through the old B'Ob and Blinker over the noughe&t If Dick could have turned pale he The next toast was: 45 Adelina Patti,42 Christina Ko^etti, from some point within tho town limits man's mental organism. road. After three nights work it was would haivedoneso. Hesto6d bpeechloss. The LadiesThe responsible branch of of Ada, Norman county, east by the 55 Ellen,Terry, 37 Mr Weldon. 'J frM only half drvte. for Dick found a pen "Look a-heah,"Dick," said he, "Fse "the edituiial household the sharers of tho mo st feasible route to Duluth, or connect 48 Mrs. Henry VVood, 65. much mowi- ditrieult to llandl than a labors and emoluments. We are glad to gwine ter .tell yuh a story. It's one uv with some line of railway running direct to "Yes, salt/' continued Fncle Enoch. 5iave them Avith us to-night. whip, and'.beside.s being a very stumbling Duluth and west by the nearest feasiblo ole Mashr George's stories, and I've "Ef it don't make no difference how ole A pension which had been regularly Mr. Hoard of Montevideo made a brief route to a point on the Red River of the speller, invariably went to sleep heerd him tell it often to de chillun. de pages is, I kin ^tep romi' as lively as pajd for 5.02 years has just come to ar. North, at or near Caledonia, Dak. thence response. over hi*s paper after a quarter of an Dere was a mouse what lived in de city, any uv 'em, an' kin wait on de Congressmen west or northwest through tho Territory of end in S-witzcrland. In 1382, Count Mr. Herbert gave then the folio-wing sentime hour's wesrk. Lato in the afternoon I dunno 'zactly whar, but jus' as like better'n any boy. I know, Dakota, to some point ot as yet decided nt Our EntertainersThe builders of Rudolph* of Kibourg, marched to the of the fourth day after the commencement as not it was Washin'ton, an' he went what the gemmen wants, an' I know? upon. The principal place of business will H.he grandest establishment and proudest assault of the town of Ijoleure, against of this literary enterprise, Dick be Ada. to see a friend uv his'n who had a plantation. how to do it. l'be waited on 'em 'fore monume nt of journalistic enterprise in the which hi* ancestor* had long entertained was starring by the black-gum log, West. May they and their representatives De plantation mouse he were yuh was bawn/ boy,, 'an yuh neber treason-able de-ign*. But one At Granite Falls, Mrs. John Purvis has here to-night, the most successful newspaper with tho ^x in his hand, wondering if glad to see de udder one, an' put him libed 'mong white folks, nohow. Jus' SOIV been arrested on the charge of poisoning Hans Roth, a peasant townspeoplg livin intelani managers in the Western States, live it would be better to take another in de chamber wid de new carpet, an' yuh take dat ox-whip ter-morr$r her husband. Her husband, who had been long and be prosperous, and everbearound tu neighboring village, was on the alert lHaso. rail frown the forlorn fence around the gib him do bes' he had but define gemman mawnin', an'tell Mahsr Greg'ry dat Fse ailing for some days, died rather suddenly, -aifltin). to banquet the Minnesota Editors and and carried little yardfor what ditjksi'ence could he didn't' pear tD be satisfy wid done gone to Washin'ton, and dat Ribbc and the body was recently buried over in Publishers' association* ligence of what was brewing, and Loleur-xwas Ale it male* when there were so-many open Chippewa county. I was afterwards exhumed, nuffin but light bread an' cohn pone yuh've come to driv-e- de oxen. Yei-h's Mr. Driscoll responded. Infcof saved. For th:s$ very substantial places already?or to s*jiit tip a solitary and large quantities of quicksilver for breakfus', an' chicken an' ham ole enuf fur dat now, an' it's time- yuh The last day of the Association was wore found. I was further learned that li. post, which,, having nothing attached service Hans wis rewarded for dinner and he says, says he: spent at Lake Minnetonka as the guests was beginnin'/' she had purchased a qtiantity of the drug to it, was clearl}.-useless, when with an annuity to himself and his of the Navigation companies. The excursionists '"Yuh don' git canvis-back ducks Downcast as Difc was when he heard of C. Naro, druggist, the day after she took the steamer Hattie May he saiw upon the high-road a figure approaching heirs forever. The last nheritor, the down heah, I reckin?' that he was not going to be a page in got the ar&enic at Johnson's. Mrs. Purvis (which had been detailed for their him. judge de paix Roth, has lately died, was remanded to jail until Aug. 3 to await "'No, sah!' ses deplantation mouse. the halls of Congress, his spirits immediately special use) at Wayzat a, and made 'Nu tar'pins, stewed in Madar and all the Roths in Switzerland and the result of an analysis of the contents of It wore a tall white Foat with abroad rose wheat he was told that he the entire tr ip of the lake. The the stomach, which will be made at the the United. States are now looking up. BB band of rusty crape around it it had party then returned to Minnetonka wine?' was to take Uncle Enoch's pla-eea^ oxdriver. state university. their pedigrees. Beach for dinner. This was informally ovua high, stiff shirt-collar, and a long 'No, sah!' To crak the long whip, and served, and was not followed by toasts and black coat in $ne hand it carried an guide the slow progress of Bob and Testimony is being taken in the United 'Nur oysters, fresh from de bay responses. After dinner there was a meeting umbrella with, a rough horn handle, States district court room, at the government Blinker, was t, him a high delight and ebery mawnin' nur ice-cream, all de in the parlors of the hotel, President Appearance of the Princess Beatrice* building, St. Paul, by E. M. Watson, and in the other a little hair trunk tied honor, which impressed him the more colors ob de rainbow an' little candyballs, Herbert of Red Wing presiding. After representing the department of justice of the iip with a rope it had a bright and forcibly because it was so totally unexpected. what go off pop when you pull adopting a series of resolutions. Gov. Hubbard United States, and C. Larrabee representing i flashing eye and a determined step. The government position was elected an honorary member, and 'em an' a whole bottle ob champain London Letter in Philadelphia Bulletin, the interior department, relative to final adjournment took place, the members had held forth glittering- advantages, It did ntot go oa to the housje, but, to each pusson?' I observe in an American journal tho claims of the traders who furnished supplies taking the cars for their respective homes. which had greatly .attracted him, but turning from the* public roacV, came '"No, sah!' ses-de plantation mouse, and provisions to the Sioux in Minnesota that the Princess Beatrice is a tall, which his mind did not entirely comprehend. through a. gap in the fence, anc/walked prior to the outbreak of 1862, for the a-fannin' 'Well,ob hisse'f widhehan'kercher. slender young lady, with fair hair. I now, jus yuh look a-heah E. G. Crandall fell dead at Worthington payment of which congress appropriated But to drive the oxen wasat straight ap to the astonished Dick. was not aware of it. Had I been called from hea rt disease. 8100,000 at its last session. The claims real thing-, a joy, and a dignity which "Look a-heah, yuh Dick/" said Uncle ses de udder one, gwine out on de upon to describe her I should have foot up 142,000, the claimants being W. Quinn, is appointed postmaster at he knew all about. Dfck was entirely Enoch, pitting down his little poach to smoke his cigar, 'yuh come said a fine womao, of the middleweight Nathan Myrick, St. Paul, 858,000 Ulalie Waverly Mills, Minn. satisfied!. Asto the page's salary, whieh trunk "who done tole yvh all dat to de city sometime, and when you Perfcins, assignee of Louis Robert, $21,000 for a woman, and inclined to be-stout. Kittson started two horses at Saratoga, his meaaory or his ears had so greatly foolishness about gwine to Washin'ton tase what dem dar tings is like, yuh Alexander L. Faribault, $30,000 Amanda Slim! None of the female members of and both were beaten. exaggerated, he did not even think &iit. to waift on de Congressmen, an' gittin' B. Forbes, widow of the late Henry Forbes, won't be content fur to stay no more the royal famity are that. Or, to be Lond on Punch, in its late issue, publishes 28,000 I. and C. M. Daly, assignees for sebenteen hundred dollars a yeaii?" on dis yere no-count farm, so fur from Uncfe Enoch determined not to announce more precise, none of the bipod relations a eulogy on Gen. Grant. Pratt, 5,000 de railroad/ "It was a man at de cross-roads," his intention to his neighbors, of Queen Victoria. The Princess uwi a red beard. He done The Kandiyohi county fair will be held said Dick, During the storm Wednesday, at Moorhead, nor to take counsel of any one. He "'So, soon as lie sell he 'baeeer, de at Wilmar, Oct. 1, 2 and 3. Christian is the stoutest of the the lightning struck the chimney of brwng some hosses oberfrom theCou't went into the house, and after electrifying plantation mouse he go to see his city In Melrose the seven-year-old son of John Queen's daughters, but after her I the Grand Pacific hotel, cutting a hole in House. I dunno his varae." his family with the statement fren/ He glad to see him, an* sot him Murphy was killed by lightning. should deeidedly place Princess Beatrice. the roof letting down the brick and mortar of his intended step into what was to "Is he bigger nur yuh is?" asked his right down to a pow'ful good dinner, Lightning destroyed a big barn on the into a sleeping-room. Two persons were Vulgarly fat she is not, buv them wealth and high position, he set father. wid all de canvis-back ducks, an' de Super stock farm south of Owatonna. very badly but not seriously injured. The she is blest with a generous figure. them all to work to get him ready for tar'pins, an' de eysters, an* de cham "Oh, yes," said Dick "more'n twice Moorhead foundry was aiso struck and Twenty-six of the eighty counties in the She is built, if I may borrow the least' an early start the next morning. pain, an' de udder tings dot he done as big." damaged to the extent of 3,000. At Fargo state show an aggregate population of 270,- sensation of a nautical figure of speech, the electric light tower \*ns thrown Washing, ironing, patching, and packing tell 'bout. "Well, den, yuh luff him alone/' said 354. on phjasantly rounded lines. Th,ere down. At Detroit, Minn., every windmill went on during a great part of the Uncle Enoch, With great decision and 'If I'd a-knowedyouwas a-comin*/ Mr. John Thompson, one of the oldest in the townand there were quite a numberwas, is nothing angular about her comeliness, nighthis wife, "Aunt Maria," his energy "yuh luf him alone. I hopes, citizens of St. Charles, died recently, aged ses de city mouse, 'I'd had a reg'lar blown down and broken. Tho as there was,before her majsriage, three daughters, and even Dick, doing lifty-five years. boy," the old man continued, wiping cump'ny dinner but yuh'l have to go total damages in Detroit, as estimated abtt that of the late Princess. Alice, his face with his great blue and yellow Herman Walters commited suicide in the long and jus' take pot-luck wid. s dis their utmost to fit him out for his above, aggregate 10,250, awl probably ad also about the contour (contour handkerchief, "dat yuh's gwine ter Protestant Lutheran church in St. Paul, of timeDen -V 12,000 would not cover the- damages inflicted great undertakingJ**^ youdid*t git my letter?*''%es ~m 4 \s a good wovd, I hope), of tftej Prin* "What I'se gwufe^to do' wid dat which he was janitor. by winclj h.a.il and rain, in Detroit learn a lesson from dis yere bis'nes3. alaae. T' 'The Minnesota editors spend a day at It make, me tink, ob two ^no-'coiuit keess Louise. the plantation mouse. sebenteen hundred dollars/' said Un- fstd *mkUA%:M s?t .c-^. W'" "4J states ?tf