juiy Tjowerishortof thet&uprtniieIMfiri of the CTnited States conld alTdtfiher IlKl^ti ^e^ o^n^h- ^*]S*ow, my dear. Vsaid Mr. Spoopen* relief 1n theT-prenrises*'' dyke, wlion his wife had propped hla tially.'agreed witb^ him,-a^f'a^^she^ i is a fact not generally known that the up in bed and stuffed ome .extra %Vr~LiL will bring i^c matter to the James Boss? Gold WcdcK'Cases really contain pillows ^u^erliis shoulders frjow, r^v IAILROAD IN THE WORLD. :oriht a ^t^ppglggy^ more pure gold than many "solid" Nervous RrhausrUbii, dear, take your pea*nd ink and I wilf gold cases The demand for these watch I( Let it lie-forever remembered that the dictate, a letter to Specklewottle. j|*| TheCathedi^'.oy^ihi^*la,m Pi^matui^ Decay, cases' has led to the manufacture of a very you. will play amanuensis I don't see poor grade of solid gold watch cases {Hup- fortfi .The, Cathedral ^ityf^f^rWltf" Loss of Manhood. why I can't be sick just as well as low in quality, and deficient in quantity* conJ Capital is'named,'has very little of not' An so-p: i**fc These cases aremade from 4f to 10 karats, spicuous interest: unassooiated^ with Cloth-bound Men.witk Boo prescriptiontoeAdvicto Infants and Children Mrs.-SpcwpendyKep'utfered ^around ifidhvage Younger-: and a 5 or 6 karat case is often sold for 12 yonder great piece of architecture, treatnient hy a Regular Physician....,. forSelf-tt_-._.. and arranged her writing materials*' /RAILWAYS HOME TREATMENT. which, so thickly shrouded in snow, today, or 14 karats. It is Not economy to buy a "Shall I write on a card with a gilt, WhatgWflg our Children roty cheeks,' has no equal in architectural view' edge, or shall I take note paper?" she watch case so poor in quality that it will WILUIAMS &. CO., MILWAUKEE, Wis. is the best and shortest route to and from Chicago What curt* their tevent, makes them aleep CaHtorfau'-rWhen asked. on the Western Hemisphere,. .It has its soon lose its color, or one-so soft that it will and Council Bluffs (Omaha), and that it is preferred tthYou'd better use paper." said. Mr. by all feell posted travelers when passing to history. That history' is-' associated lose its shape and fail, to shut tight, thus I^KE.1 Babtoe fret, and cry by turns, and from with'the Santa Etrlalia m'ne, which up What core* their colic, kills their.worms. gf(,4 Spoopendyke severely. "When I want letting in dust and damaging the works, or CALIEOMA AM COLORADO A, QO&IMO& ^3NSE MEDICAL IN3TKUQ,T0R FOR LADIES to 1829, or the date of the expulsion of Catbris. to convey my ideas on a shingle, I will one so-thin that slight blow will break What quickly cores Constipation, the Spaniards from Mexico, has yielded carve'em in-with a knife. Now get the crystal, and perhaps the inovement. Sow Btomacb, Colds, Indigestion: n\ Tl also operates the best rente nnd the' short line $265,000,000. The great cithedral was ready, for I am going: to start, and It IS economy to buy a James Boss" Gold CustoTiai between Containing full Information in reference to all questions relating to Wonsunhooel, ib -*_.-.. :-fi -ts oita .of tb constructed by a tax forced on the don't you interrupt me or you will put Farewell thentoMorphine Syrups, Watch Gate, in which NONE of these things most noted tii'd .ssvetv-s.ffll ...t.ina in tbeTF. S. better to enable tbe.sex. to fulfill their dnties and to enjoy themselves in their various relations as Chicago and St. PaullMianeapolis mine of one Teal, or twelve and onehalf Castor Oil and Paregoric, and (now rotlrert) (Or tJiPoutvof *'oirowe JTeoilMv, me out." JKmiMetu, Wive* mmd Mother*, it is, as a popular work, "commending itself to the great heart of ever occur.. This watchcaseis not an experimentit JCot ihTmhoxf "SyeaHncsv (IK feeotf Sent HallCastorla. cents, out of eacli marc or every Womanhood written in plain, etui*e emit delieaUlmmgmm^e,caBy ot understanding and above all "All ready, dear," murmured Mrs. In pla.n staled envoi upc^Vee. Brasglsta can fill has been made nearly thirty years. xMSnu DR. WARD & CO.. Unisiaas, other recommeuoations, it is thoroughly reliable mud right to thepoimt. $8, by order of the Rovai Government' Milwaukee, JLaCrosse, Sparta, Madison, For) Spoopendyke, dipping her pen into the and is a complete library in itself. N It is a work which fills a place occupied by no other book, and is a comL Howard (Green Bay), Wis., Winona, Owatonna, "Casteri* is so well adapted to Children of Spain. The edifice cost $1,000,000. HAZUCTOH, PA., Oct 24, 1888. ink and contemplating her husband lady, however sensitive, Will ever regret its perusal. I gives information which will make life mora Mankato, Minn., Cedar Rapids, Des Moines. Web- sold two James BOM* Gold Watch Cases thirty that I recommend it, as superior to any medicine Doubtless another $250,000 was contributed pleasant, gives a higher zest to its enjoyment, make those by whom home ties are prized, priseand anxiously. nterCity Algona, Clinton, Vreeport Marshall tofru, years ago, when they first came oat, and they a in known to me."H. A. AKCBER, M.D., enjoy them still more, while it will certainly relieve many irksome burdens now borne by those to Iowa, Freeport, Elgin, Rocfeford, 111., are amongst by the people in labor and material. good condition yet One of them is carried by a "Mr. Peter B. Specklevfottle," commenced whom life has proved almost,.If notqnite a failure. I gives the causes, symptoms and treatment its 80O local stations on its lines. 111 So. Oxford St., Brooklyn. N. T. carpenter, Mr. L. W. Drake, of Hazleton, and only It would require $,300,000 to with prescriptions for every disease peculiar to the- sphere of which it is designed To- those who Mr. Spoopendyke. ,&'* Among a few of the numerous points of superior! shows the wear In one'or two places the other by have unintentionally, by ignorance, or by a reckless, disregard of the divine laws of health.wade tbem erect it in our time. The- corner-stone yenjoy'dby the patrons of this, road, are .its "Is his middle name *B?'" asked FEED Mr. Bowman, of Cunningham*Pa. and I can produce salves wretched 1, life by sickness, resulting from any of the various forms oi weaknesses,, wjbieh DAY COACHES whiah are the lines* that human ^3i was laid in 1725. one or both of these cases at any time. Mrs. Spoopendyke, resting her album follow in the train of womanhood, we can unhesitatingly and most confidently recommend this book art and ingenuity, can create,' its PALATIAL Architecturally, the grand cathedral SSXVESTEB EKOIJC, Jeweler. tis one which will give youthe advice yonr necessities require in order to restore you to health and hap- on the table, her head on her hand and SfjEBPIKGCARS, which are models of comfort piness. The wasted form, the pale, wan cheek, the listless sunken eyes, the slow dragging step, the Send S ecat ttaatp to Kajntoaa WatchPamphlet Cata Factorial, Falfcv stands peerless, as far as magnificently and efefeah(j,|its PALACE DRAWING-RQO&f 4clphl*Fs.,lrorbaBdsom Illattrate ibewlaffha testing^ her pen on the blotter. "I don't "tired nature" is too often seen in onr homes. The authors of this work sincerely believe Uuit all these CARS which are unsurpassed by any and its symmetrical proportions arc to be regarded iwiM BOM'and Kcyitaa* Wateb Cam arc unto. features may be changed, the form again ronnded and plump, the cheeks to bloom with roses of think I like his name anyhow, Peter widely celebrated -'$ health, the eye to sparkle with life end vivacity, the light quickstep regained, and the enervated in America. The great cathedral isn't nice." NORTH-WESTERN DINING CARS," nature restored, by a simple, home treatment and pi escriptions as laid down in this work, and in this of the City of Mexico covers more "If any other name occurs to you, belief, and with an earnest desire to benefit the suffering, and renew health- and happiness to the round. Still, in design, attractions of afflicted, aud to furnish such information to those now in health, at-will enable them to retain it and the like of which are not run by any other road put it in," observed Mr. Spoopendyke, *&# ~SPEER avcid these difficulties, this book has been prepared. Every invalid should obtain a copy and trwol anywhere. In short, it is inserted that I I S armonious blending of three schools with a growl. "You don't need to have themtelct*, and ne lady in health can afford to be without it and thns "remain in ignorance of iis#{- THE BEST EQUIPPED ROAD I N THE WORLD. of architecture, it is a blunt and bungling rmllmr, entertaining and Imtructive teachings. It is recommended by many eminent lady pbyai. a man's name right in a letter. Put in All points of interest .North, Northwest and niTOBlL GRAPF WIRE. ciats as a S^MfJB UUMBMSJfOM MMg'Swr. It is handsomely hound and Illustrated. Sent post- and unsightly piece of work compared M West of Chicago, business centres, summer 10- anything and hurry up, will you? Going paid to faf" only, npon receipt of $1.00. Address to sorts and hunting and fishing grounds are accessible with this masterpiece of Cristoyal *v to keep me in suspense all day who by the various branches of this road: KsStiifi-^f f*.*?* sr i de Villa. He passed more than hal^ ^ROCHESTER PUBLISHING CO It owns and controls over 5,000 miles of road this letter is going to?" of his business life constructing this and has overf our hundred passenger conductors FI5RMENTED GRAPE JUICE. Mrs. Spoopendyke plunged into her ,constantly caring for its millions of patrons. 3U great church. The design is the tri* Used in the principal Churches for Cummunion work and wrote hurriedly for a moment. Ask your ticket agent for tickets via this route. fee^ Nos. 32, 33 and 33i0sburn Block. IkC partite schools of Corinthian, Doric and AND TAKE NONE OTHER. All leading ticket "Now I've got him in, dear." Excellent for Females' Weakly Persons and th agents sell them. It costs no more to travel on Ionic. The rear or great dome end, |G-84. "Got who in? Anybody I- know? this route, that 'gives first-class faccomodations, which faces the west, has a width of than it does logo by the poorly equipped roads. Am I dictating a private letter to a 138} feet. The fronton the grand For maps, descriptive circulars and summer report stranger? Got some particular friend papers, or other information not obtainable plaza, crowned by the twin towers, has you want this note to go to unbeknown at your local ticket office, wtjjte to the a width of eighty-five feet The audience GEN'L PASS. AGT. & N. W RW. to me? Who's in there? I'm going to r^x capacity of the large auditorium know who's at the top before I put my CHICAGO, ILL: is 6,000 people. The principal or front name at the bottom." facade is elaborate in tho Doric school "Why, Mr.&pccklewoltle.of course," The use of the term "ShortLine" of architecture. It is faced with elaborately said she, looking at him with wide-open in connection with the carved columns, interspersed NE W RICH BLOOD, corporate name of a great eyes. "That's what you said. Now MLALJXE road, conveys an idea of just among which are the statues of the sola under fun f"TtTn t jrirn mtsrs go on with the rest." what is required by the traveling satlsfttotloa or -one, Mffiaitod. twelve apostles and San Francisco *de AndwIU completely cJumge the blood lu Use ntlre system In three moutk*. Aayusv. publica Short Line, "Have you got the date and 'dear sir' OVER OOOO IN USE. Aziz, patron of the structure.Chihuahua r'- iQuick Time and the best of son who will take 1 PHI ach nis ht ron 1 to 12 weeks, may be restoxou to srsuu in, too," asked Mr. Spoopendyke, peevishly, C*R CULA'Ra AND PRICES FREE. atc"commodationsall of Cor. Kansas City Times. health, If such a thins be possible. Fo.- carina Female Complaints these: PUla kavouo for he was trying to think how 'which are furnished by the CHAS.KAESTNER&CO., eqsaL Physicians use them In their practise. Sold everywhere, or sent by uutfl^or greatest Railway in Ameri- a-a he should start his letter. eight letter-stamps. Sendtorcircular. I. 8. JOHNSON tt CO., BOSTON, Huff. 1 -Saw His Way Clear. 803-811 So. Canal St., "No, dear, you didn't say anything jfe IGBEEDEI fjHICAGO t{ about those," replied his wife. "You gBO^ ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS.. CHICAGO in., A* An old chap who lived up in Vermont only said the name, But I'll put the mnmmmm in the years gone by was left a tansuub/nlieve msw ttrtt^tol2ev^^l|oaa5oV MILWAUKEE others in." esse sin* caam oat of .ten., .lnfbmulios tlu wttfSave piece of land containing about twenty ataay UvMaent ITM by mail. iKint delay a awsnat. "Will, will ye?"croaked Mr. Spoopendyke. acres by the death of some relative. It esrs: "Sticking on a great deal of IOHNSON'Sf!AHODYH&UNIMEtrrIXJTX-'rSSif**^Cough,Wbo^htsCgHaekhi,Hoarianea.cChroni,l*nftttil**C"^"n^L%"f*u.!l[nflM! ANDgT. PAUL. was valued at about $200, and about credit to yourself for your kindness to the first thing tho old man did was to The only known sped/blot Epileptlc Fite."4 the sick, ain't ye? Willing to yield raise $25 on a mortgage. When this hroiile tthcamatiim. ChronicbUrrbou, Chronic DysMtery, Cholera liorbna, KidneyTrosbtes, Dtelans 4 S9"Also for Spasms and Falling Sickness.-* It owii9 and operates over 4,G0O miles of road in your own preferences in favor of your pine and l4m Back. Sold everywhere. Send for pamphlet to I. S. Jomtsos Co., BOSTOW, MMSL money was gone he put on a second .NervousWeakness quickly relieved and cored. Northern Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa MAKSheridan's E HENS. LAY. suffering husband? Well, you can't ^Equalled by none in jdcHrium of fevcr.a^-Neutralizoa and Dakota and as its main lines, branches and for the same amount, and by-and-by A" English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist, fool me that much. Don't put'em in Fastest Cleaner and GraderintheWorld. connections reach nil the great business centres now traveling In this country, says that most germs of disease and sickness. i he found a third individual willing,to Powderearth"will hermake hens laylike Condition Powders Dose.l teen's of the Horso and Cattlre sold of the Northwest aud Far West, it naturally answers Curesugly blotches and stubborn blood sores. hear me?'' -\K The most Perfect Separatorin theWork. ri,I^iA0ihlnHeabsoluteltySheridan's are worthies* trash. says tha lend him $15 and take a mortgage. SPEER'S PORT GRAPE WINE! the description of Short Line, nnd Best Cleanses blood, quickens sluggish circulation. It is tho only mill ever made, tho screens of fel?^i^7,?!!Powders Condition are pure "But I've got 'cm in," pleadod Mrs. Route between The last of this money had just disapeared which never clog. Eliminates Bolls, Carbuncles and Scalds.-?0i Spoopendyke. Eis nil to 1 pint lood. SoM everywhere^sent by mau for8 tettw-stamns. I. s. Joasaon arCo., BOSTOS,^Sm. ,S9"Permanently andpromptly cures paralysis. when the old man fell and broke It is tho only mill ever mado, giving an even CHICAGO, Mn.WAUKr.E, ST.'PAUL AND MINNEAP. "Then strike'em out," roared her Yes, It is a charming and healthful Aperient. FORTY YEARS OLD.^^^i OLIS. distribution of blast.. blast leg. The person who first reached Kills Scrofula and Kings Evil, twin brothers. husband. "S'pose I'm going to let CHICAGO, MILWAUKKK, ORTONYIJ.M:, ABKRDEK.V. him called out: THISe Changes bad breath to good, removing canbc. ANJJ ELLENDALK. you put those things in and throw 'em CELEBRATED WINE is the pure juice of "Poor Uncle Billv! What will you EVBouts biliousness and clears complexion. CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, POBTAOE, A CKOSSE AND th dead ripe Oporto Grape, raised in Sneer's up in my face from the moment I' get WINONA. Charming resolvent and matchless Iaxative.-@a vineyards. Its invaluable, r... i do now?" CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE,EAU CLATRG AND STILL. well until the day I die. Scratch 'em It drives Sick Headache like the wind.-* *3t "Is my leg broke ,t^v..,. WATE R. EafContains no drastic cathartic" or opiates. Tpnio ami Strengthening" Properties out, Hell ye I don't propose to have CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, WAVSAV AND MXRIULL. 5&^ "Certain it is." ,f& Promptly cures Rheumatism by routing it.~&2i HINETV-EICHT YEAK3-- my life made miserable by reminders SEEDS CKIUAOO, MILWAUKEE, BEAVER DAM, FOND "And I'm a cripple?" Restores life-giving properties to tho blood.-^t are rinsnrpassed by any other Wine. Buing pro ForthO MERCHAMTonourKewPlan LAC AND OSKOBJI. of your kindness when I was fishing Is guaranteed to cure all nervous disorders."^ duced under Mr,Speer's own personal supervision "You are." For the MARKET GARDENER CHICAGO, MIMVAUKBK, WAUKESHA, AND OCONostowoc, around in the grave with one leg. Now SEEDS t39^Beliable when all opiates ftt!l."aa itspuritvand genuiness, are guaranteed by the "Well," said the old man, as a look, For the PRIVATE FAMILY priLCipal Hospitals, nnd Boards of Health who Refreshes the mind and invigorates tho body. what have you got?" riucA(jo, MILWAUKEE, MADTSON AND PRAIRIE of resignation came to his face, *'I have examined it. The youngest child may partake I ClIIEN. Cures dyspepsia or money refnnilcd.tt'a CrOWn Oureljrftonour own FarTps "Peter B. Specklewottle," said Mrs. of it, aud the weakest invalid use it to advantage. reckonTd best slap on another mort- ^"Endorsed in writing by over fifty thousand ICAOO, MILWAUKEE, OWATONNA, MANKATO It is particularly beneficial to the aped and Spoopendyke, mentally satisfied that C7"Ilandsoino Illustrate Catalogue nnd Rural Resistor FREE O ALL...' ANJJ FARIBAULT. Leading physicians in u. S. and Furopc."a gage." ^ftSt" delilitatcd and suitable to the various ailments Chicago, Beloit, Janesvtlleand Mineral Point, --Sf there could be no mistake about that. Leading clergymen in 17. S. and Europe.-SSi MERCHANTS. SEND S YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. that effect the weaker sex. It is in every respect Chicago, Elgin, Rockford and Dubuque. Wf. There are several railroads in this Diseases of the blood own it conqueror.-* "Anything to show whether he's a A WIXE TO BE RELIED ON. jfg Chicago, Clinton, Rock Island, Cedar Rapids arid DAVID NDRETH&SONS,SEEO GROWERS, PHILADELPHIA country which are practicing the Uncle For sale by all leading druggists. $1.50.-=& Tama. man or a woman?" demanded Mr: Sneer's Vnfermeiited Grape Juice. Billy theory.Wall Street News. 4Mr.' or 'Esq.' Chicago, Des Moines, Council Bluffs nnd Omaha. Spoopendyke. "Any For testimonials and circulars eeiul stamp. ^V- Chicaeo, Canton, Simix City, Souix Fails and hanging to it anywhere?" Is the juice of the Oporto, Grapes preserved in its Yankton. The Dr. S. A. Richmond Med. Co., Props., $$% Sold Out Too Cheaii.p| S'ecd at one operation. wfM uorr natural, fresh, sweet state as it runs from the Chicago, Milwaukee, Albert Lea and Southern Grades yo Grain for Seed, for Market, "Certainty," replied Mrs. Spoopendyke, press by fumigation thereby destroying the excit. Minnesota Points. nn :"SjiE*| "I didn't use to believe not bin' in eddecashun," "It says 'Mr. Peter B. Specklewottle.' St. J"ocpli, 3WEo. (vf\ er of fermentation. It is perfectly puie, fico Chicago, Milwaukee, Mason City, Mitchell, and &$&?. Lord Stoiit^nbiirgh & Co., Agepts, Ch'cago, III. from spirits and will keep in nuy climate. said he, as he heaved a Chamberlain. That's the way you told me ,|a Speer's Burgundy. -1 Hock Island, Dubuque, St Paul and Minneapolis. #V AGENTS WANTED. onsigh like the groan of a sick horse. to write it, didn't you? Now go -A FOR A LL CLLHATES. ALL SOILS* ALL CHOI For Information and Circulars, address^,, "My boy Dan'T he got hold of books with the letter." Davenport, Cal.nar, St. Paul and Minneapolis. FREE2 Is a dark rich medium Dry Win'o used by the 1884 CATALOGUE Milwaukee, Racine, Beloit, Freeport and Rock DETROIT FAMNBmil. HT6 CO, and things and branched out as a geologist. "Then wnt: 'I am dying, aud I wish wealthy classes as a table or dinner wine, and by Island. THE BEST He got so he could talk of physicians in cases where a dry wino instead of a Mitchell,AVolsey,Hslitonand Aberdeen. 00 sweet port isneeded. ,_,. stratas, and formations, and belts, and "Great gracious!" ejaculated Mrs. (Jim River Valley Line.) sun. HIRAM SIBLEY St CO. Rochester, N.Y.tXhicago7IIL dips, and indicashuns, and^ one day he Spoopendyke, dropping her pen. "You Speer's {Socialite) Claret i* SHUTS '6 OF ALL WK. i said to me, sez he: [/'h M'nllnum. Sleeper* and the Vine* Mining are not dying, dear you don't want Is held in high estimation for its richness as a Cnr* In the world are run on the main lines of GTTTDIiEAIIES^1''"" the man to think that!" 'Dad, thar's a coal mine oh bur Dry Table Wine especially si ited for dinner use'. -THE the ClUtiJIGO, Wff/.irf CtfTeJ? A- ST.PJtUL, BDY THE CELEBRATED .J* Ho dye know?' land.' "Why not?" squealed Mr. Spoopendyke. 4 JUttMiWAy, and overy attention is paid to pnssiengers Buggies and Carriages \Speer'8 JP J, Sherry. tS 4 by courteous'einployes of the Company. 4 "S'pose a man is going fourteen blocks out of the way to get the 'I've prospected and found indica? Is a wine of Superior hamfar nnd partake? or aro unrivaled for BEAUTI, STRENGTH, EtEGANCE,EASE S.MERRILL, A.V. H.CARPETER the rich qualities of the grape om which ii is mail for a man who only has a cold in shuns. That hull hill is chuck ftdl of OPEIDISQ AXDRUSXINO. Send FOE MAN AND BEAST. tien'l Manager. Gen'l Pnss.Agen made. his head? You put it that I'm dying coal.' for now illasi rated catalogue, orcall anil J. T. CLARK, GEO. H: HEAFFORD ^Speer's 2*. J. Brandy. ~J* or I'll drop into that corner and write "'And that hull 'tater patch is full see our work at our CHICAGO REPOSI- Gen'l Snpt.Agt. Pass. Ass't Gen'l For more than a third of a century tho the whole letter with one application of weeds,' sez TORY, 233 STATE STBEET. We make all Mexican Hvstang Xitniment hasbeen IS A PURE distillation from the] grape, aud known to millions all over the world as of the inkstand!" "You see, I sold short on geology stands unrivalled in this Country for medicinal the only" safe reliance for the relief of riinNAP0LIS&ST.L0U!S R'Y and went long on 'taters, and 1 missed purposes.. "Go on, dear," cooed Mrs. Spoopendyke, accidents nnd pain. It is a medicine It is a peculiar flavor, similar to that the abor-e price ana praisethe feest of its mayit. One day a stranger with a squint "I've got it so only ho fcliul. For every form of external pain grapes from which it is distilled to his eye cum along and offered me FAMOUS ALBERT LE A ROUTE." think it strange that a dying man Studcbaker Wagon,| MEXICAN $800 fur my land, and away she went." should write to him." SOLDIBTOHAS. JJ. BOOS," Pit "And "Then say, 'I want you to get my AND DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. i, ,.,With PATEKT CAST, and SANDAGE PATENT' s "Waal, they've taken half a milyun Sept 271884 mail from the office, and tell them I p%STEEii, {SKEIM TRUSS AXLE PATENT OVAI season-kinds of OABEIAGE WOBK. from the 1TOEST dollars wuth of coal out o' that hill and will be over in a day or two.' Got |^EDGEDTnus woodwork, afteryears ofi Mustang Liniment la without an equal. hain't roached the middle yet. Dan'l OV that?" 1st lt penetrates Jlesh and musclo to 1 HSiSJ^S^.^ was right and I was a fule/' the very bonemaking tho continuance "Yes," ffiggled Mrs. Spoopendyke. '^JSUPEBIOBIBOS boxes forced into Hubs with LANDAU down to the LKWTI *T BUGOY. bo- of pain and inflammation impossible. THIS MAC4NET1C BELT IS V'. bydraulia press, instead of being wedged sides the BEST I^SE OP AIJ^ Classes or MMUN-C "And now?" "Anything else?" $&| I WARRANTE TO'COBE-^-ar*olt- Its effect a upon Human Flesh nnd hMx^ntg^SSoWthie ura eo sJ Op Mosey a^SPOKBS, StOPSBOTjrLDBB bSt of workman- WOK offered to trade !r "Waal, I'm a-drivin' a mule team "What're you laiSghing'at?" howled tho Brute Creation are equally wonderful. fundvd, th fol The Mexican -sv3tloutnMJicno:Pnl In thobucb, hlBa.had, diseos*M lowing 8Wttj^nhout,makingOUBOTHEKINQ fur a livin', and all the indicashuns Mr. Spoopendyke, on whom tho inconruities it mmAm&*-X.i#LL MUSTANG nenildeMllty, .OFVACrC&S. Sena for new Catalogue, r^.^,, Sawn. Dan'l can find ar' to the effect that I of his letter had begun to elatloa, dlaaaa- .-.BOli)uldlaonsea,tarpldllver,'KMt orter be sent to a lunatic asylum." "What have you got that measly tsmlnul cinUaloua, Impotent*, aathaaa, heart dla- f-.ne, dyppafu, cui{putloii. enralpelaa, Indlaxattun, Wall Street News. mouth of yours stretched out like a licrnlw or rupture, catena, pUea, apUepay, 3uml ague, *t w-sm hped Hoii dodgasted grave yard for? Think I'm When any debility of the GENERATIVE OftOANS Liniment is needed by somebody in a tr wr fi. jr "icurs. lost vltttl:*y, lnck ofuervo force and visor, dictating a comic almanac? Got a notion A thrilling story is told of the narrow every house. Every daybrings newacr iUn wenLucascM, end nil tfcoae 4laiiao of a parmill the ageny oCan awful sc&la or bunt that this letter is some kind of a escape of Peter Scanlon and Tim Horn nnturc, from wliatever ennso, the continuous subdued, of rheumatio martyrs restored, .p.im o? MUOTLtlsia permeatlns tbroueli tltQ.pnrta rebus? Well, it ain't and it ain't a from being swept over the American or a valuable horse or ox !ii,.rctar tlicm (o nliraUbjr action. There Uno A. talto about this appliance. iBpndSiiip savea by tho healing power of this minstrel entertainment with a funny Falls at Niagara. They were at work LINIMENT man at each end! What are you laughing on a mill-race trying to raise an ice FOUM TOLL at? Anybody- in the country blockade, when they were thrown by know?" the springing of some plank into the water. In a moment they were carried "I wasn't laughing, dear," murmured which speedily cares tuoh ailments of into the swift current above the Goat Mrs. Spoopendyke, with a marvelously the HUMAN FLESH I Rheumatism, Swellings, Stlfli Is a cmpouhd of the virtues of sarsaparit Island bridge toward the falls. Near straight face. "1 was only sympathizing Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burns la, stillingia, lnandrake, yellow tlock, with where tho men were working and below with you." and Scalds, Cute* Bruise* and %S3i* ABSOWINAU, SUPFQRTEfl. the iodide of potash and iron, all powerful tho bridge was a large cake of ice, Brains, Poisonous) Bites and "Was, eh?" grunted Mr. Spoopendyke. blood-malting, blood-cieansing, and life-sustaming If y*" rvo sj|it.') Uatgs.Stlflhess, Xiaaneneas* Old iOTHELAIJIESi toward which they were carried. In "Well, when it takes the form elements. It is the purest, safest, ores, TJleers, VrostMtes, Chilblains, WltJi Iiklll i ul, their desperation' they attempted to of a visage like you screwed up a minute and most effectual alterative medicine or* Hippies, CsJifd ,Bre**t, and Neural*!*. -AarvupM Rx!iuiiaitoH,ItypBRla, with IlltaMt.-e'artM Mr indeed errery form of ssternal dls* known or available to the public. The sciences catch hold of the ice cake, and when ago I want to be hung instead of vr, iKldnora, JldMhe orlMl-jrtt, Kj''fcM easf. i traagls,wtUaout seam.. of medicine and chemistry have never k -Aafcle*, OP Swollea feet, an Abdi^.i..' Beit found half an hour' later they were being sympathized with. Another time For ihe BBDTB CmuTtov lt cures nnd a pairOf Magnetici oot Batteries have no supnj,. produced so valuable a remedy, nor one so hanging on to it for dear life." Ropes in the re'lfc* and cur* of all the coinplaint*. Tliay you open your month liko that I'm prates, afwiuny, fttMT Tolats, potent to cure all diseases resulting from tarry powerful magnetla foree to the bt ef Ibe Founder, BTarness Sores, HoofJDis were procured and, they- .were, hauled going to put seats, in it and start a disease. impure blood. It cures Scrofula and asM,Foot.Bot, Screw IVorm, Scab, For l..tro RawV. Wealncca of tke B-lae, 1 'all. ashore. jr$'" church." all scrofulous diseases, Erysipelas. Hollow Horn, Scratches, Wind- t:ih of Uo woaabv Lcaoorrfcata, Vfcronle laSantaation and Ulvoriitlon of tho WoaaS, IaoidntalJHaa Rose, or St. Anthony's Fire, Pimples SId alls, Spavin^ Thrush, Blngbone, And cogitating on the vast improvements Tii abovela a eorreet map of the orrhose or VlaoMnm. Palaful, Ituppreaaoa aad Irrbaulur and Face-grubs, Pustules, Blotches, Sores Poll Bvll, Flhu upon Ct Heaatrnutlon, UarrcnNoui, nadehaajto of in his wife's anatomy,Mr.Spoopendyke, ALBERT LEA ROUTE Sigh a ttye Sight and .every, other ailment Boils, Tumors, Tetter., Humors, Life, this tothcUeat AppUaneo and Gwrattve Aseat One of our religious monthlies, Study Table, Knouu. forgetting all about his letter, to -which the occupants of thej Salt RJieuin, Scald-head, Ring-worm, which has a large "free list," lately 3 Its immediate connections. Through Trains daily For all forms of Female INalrnltloa it ia vnmrpnsscd "V" & Stable and Stock Yard are liable. Table or Lap Board. rolled over and went to sleep.Stanley Ulcers, Sores, Rheumatism, Mercurial by any thing' before invented, but as a cui ativa Ladies9 i ST. MUL ANO MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, sent the names of its subscribers in a The Mexican Mustang Unun^ntl aft'ent and as a source of power and vttaUzation. Disease, Neuralgia, Female Weak* Huntley. always cares and nevec disappoints i wltliout change, connecting with all line* Trice of citbur Uelt witn MntrnetloFoot BavteHes, tl'J. certain town to one of the number, PIC-SIC AID GABDEI PARTES nesses and Irregularities, Jaundice, ii^ntby express Q.O. D.,and examination allowed,or by ana it is, positively, EAST and SOUTHEAST, 'V. asking him to report whether all of nail on receipt of prico. In ordering, send measure ol Affections of the Liver, Dyspepsia, THE BEST#* v. cist and size Fboo Romittaiiee can be made lu currency, A $fc The only line runningThrough Cars between A. Dual Existence. Emaciation, and General Debility. WHI Have Them. them were stiil living in the place and sent inlctter.at qurriEk. MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES. Iowa. I By its searching and cleausing qualities The Jlugneton Garments are adaptedtoall ages, art regularly receiving the copies mailed A woman, giving her name as Mrs* worn over tho under clothing, (not Best to the Through Trains between 4 it purges out the foul corruptions which *23 Stands firm when in use, and $S bo body liko the many Valvanle and Electric Hum. to them. He replied: "All here except Ask th Agent ia your placeforit, and OP ALL O'Brien iaittrell, living at Stonv Road* contaminate the blood and cause derange, pus* advertised so.extensively) and should bt MINNEAP0U3 ANO STl.Points LOUISSouth Brother S He went to heav* folded, ocenpying nospacewhennot in use* eir 5~ *onnecting tn Union Depot-for al and taken o at niprht. They hold their lKnser/orevcr.and if wo bare no agemt there, write ns for ment and decay. It stimulates aud enlivens LINIMENTS Paterson, N. J., was before the'Recorder Grevorn at all seasons of theyear. the vital functions, promotes "energy and Poutuwest Close eonnecnona modewith St. P.. M.& it.. en last summer. His widow and children 8sn(1t.taroi fortho"KewlieTa'.turo1nMedIfta Treat of that city to invoke his assistance jfe N and S P. & Duluth Railroads, from and to all ment Without Medicine," with thousands^)! testlwO' strength, restores and preserves health, and remain her permanently."Harper's joints Nqrtl) and North-West in relieving her from a peculiar affliction. maig. infuses new life and vigor througnout the June M&jrafaturlng Co., KKSKKafBRRr PULLMAN PALACX SLEWING Bazaar, EHE MAGNETON APPLIANCE CO., She says there is a society of whole system. No sufferer from any disease xa on all .night Trains. Thi3 Tickets, and bng=uyr -M #18 State St.., nuiaaKt- UL Car. LualteAr.s)0aiaritltV checked to destinationTicker wine tables, addreso rat ol men who have the power of taking call upon nearest Agen or which arises from impurity o'f the efc An Mraordinary Offer. m^, V-: emcAQp, blood need despair who will give AVEK'S away the soulsof people and subjecting SPOS'KAH OB BEAST. I S.-'F.- BOYD, SAKSAPAKIIXA a fair trial. these souls to all sorts of unpleasant BlTis^I2p.,84 j^^3gI TM.* Psaa. Ag't, Mla.eapells. ,"3*= WRIGHTS INDIAN VECETABLEPILLS treatment, returning them to their' It is folly to experiment with the numerous E ChuQpest Bibles*****&******. 1S4 owners when through with them. Her low-priced mixtures, of cheap materials, KOH THE Illattrallaas lnllM 170 extra ra. and without medicinal virtues, offered as soul has thus been taked away at times Inn. N^w Tctancat To All Wanting Employment Cluuuuatl%AWm WASTED .'!iu:kiti. blood-purifiers, while disease becomes Inore ^J5 and she wants this sort of thing stopped. S. B. VAN D1IIEE HP6 G9ef firmly seated. Avrit's SARSAPARILLA is a AS mmwsmsmSMwm^\ About two years ago her soul medicine of such concentrated curative We want iye, Energetic and Capable Agents in was taken away from Patterson to India GOUVEMNBUR. 27. Y* every connty inthe United States and Canada, to power, that it is by far the best, cheapest, And ah Bilious Complaints sell itpatent article of great merit, ox ITSMKHxta. pne night, and was there dragged into and most reliable blood-purifier known. An article havingn large sale, paying aver ,Jo+e to take, heing p:-rl vegetable nogrlp~ OI'v*" Physicians know its composition, aud prescribe SOI.B KiZTrzcTTrriSTts. a chaoel and united in marriage to a 100 per cent, profit, having no competition,and on ica. i^ice 25 cui. Ail Druggisti. it It has been widely used lor forty which the agent is protected in the exclusive sale British colonel. She is now the mother a? E0 P^ years, and has wan the unqualified confidence by a deedgiven for each ano.everycounty be may of a spiritual boy, 1 year old, who is. a of millions whom it has benefited. Secure from us. With all these advantages to our a week at home.. $5 oatfit fret*. Pay absolutely A PRIZE.! fine, healthy little fellow, but she isagents, by use In thousands Send six cents lor postage, an and the fact that His an article that can enre. No risk. Capital not requited 45. fllMtrated Ba&vSock~ Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., of cases. Founded ou receive free, a costly box of be sold to every,hooaeowner, it might not be necessary not permitted to bring him into the realistic I Reader, if you want business at which per ___ *clenttflc .medical ptlnclpies, goods which will help yon to Forthe Parm and fltrdtt 150nasr to make aa "extraordinary ojbr" to seenre sons or either sex, young or old. can make *H3nu*.*roa*SfsT competitorist hasebeen Invariabllhe1 groir l'jatficjjl ami Analytical Chemists, more money right away tnan any world, much as she desires to do good agents at once, hat we have concluded bar 1 great pay all the lime they work, wiih abstlnte Ms) UttutMUona. and.* i ^---g^ thns? else in thfo woiTd. AII, of cither sex, succeed "i*11*leaMlmatlnKelce ftmptlons of th Lowell, Mass. to make it to show, notonly onr confidence in thefVr% so, to show him to her friends. certainty,write for part'.co'arg O UALL KI & from the or&t bo-ir^ The broad road to fortnne mm, .directr'Sr?h,t merits of our Invention, but in itssalability by Ivel ore applicationaoipecnterlnfluenco this remedy Co, Portland, Maine. Dec 1 184 soi.li nv AH. imi'MJtyrs KVKKYWHBRE. Jffii^S&P'-S18.d toeaseniake sit eaT opous before tfce wOrfctrs, absolutely sure. At The woman, who is represented as in 4 any agent that will handle it with energy. Our ,l* once address Tn tu & o., Angust Maine. 0 SSJLJ JSS agentsnow at work are making from $150 to $600 nls other respects perfectly sane and kind 2!S!fP2l,8K, to, for the working class. Sc.id 10 a month clear, and tblrfact makes it safe for us and affectionate, thus- fives' a strange for postage, and we will taail you free,' peats or life which have bteen.wasted areelven to make our offer to all who are out of employment. 3huoyantenengyofthe brain andmuscn a royal valuable bos. of sample goods double existence, phase of which is An agent -that will give our business a mone thatywill in a few days than yo ofumaker eve put you in the way thirty days' trial and failto clear at least HOD in 255 Baaolna St-, CHICAGO, 71 to her as real as. the other. It is inconvenient latSJSraor this time, above allexpenses can return all goods Specialty:E6is. .-::sP' f?37 A leKUlarrii: {nought possible at times, for "some days ago unsoldtous and we will reftindall'tbemoney paid mtiBMrousobscuro diseases, tfwi, tfrluaryasea3/sri/u.YfariiiitIiniU youtliful(lgIndiscretion), bafflin the skil.l,o quired. We will start yon. Yon can woik nil for them: Any agent orGeneral Agent whowould* PfJtppyWcJans, result forover she sent for a physician to whom'she WIU &$&*&- an^ Yt'otherVbnsise.S i. iat it 5p*e indulgence, and bralnwork i the time or in spare time only.' the work la nni 0 OhWuneo, a nil 9 in tli we* and exrV'*"***. priwJ'Wtrtir Vcrvott-. Del like ten or raore Counties and work-them ilii!M has svottmora? related how she had been cruelly asftifltod ?iii versally adapted to both sexes, young and old IhtwihMbiaffiBtfi feminerj dui. anil fin ta ffi i ^yiy^g ft^h wh cwaniM lBTtelB U. S. PfltOBfc Of&8& UltJSildeJ U. for teuja^Bhf!i~^^*3, i "ii r7M]iiw: TJti P* IIA nil e'jni8' Yon enmanil awn from so oenta to is avgninfi and hMisu, ih.i IrrnKatiaa^ffmntOTDattlUIlHMsn? ninHBtOH' Thnt nil wbo wnut loort ms* ut (Ms SBMaess, Haas,w4 doce^noi Intorrero wim you attention an onsolosn get their mney back. Po^tW 'a.- (o "-t sore all over her-person, r^e'found her 'Jt-.o-j -*-.-ii 7"crftiucni to-business or cause anypain or inconvenience. On* pfilw is 9pp5ite tlie TJ, & Pat We tbake this unparelied onr to all who employer of aenta ever dared to raaJc?$a^ [BtOflBtll til '"IrsI'iimililrtCiTiHf ABHlomlBii f- bandaged, foal hs$d,,. foot JMUIJ On ure not well ent, office and we can obtain patents 8ntifietf y,s-mil SSBVlSi 10 PJ tht iTOJitrerpUctt making a^ careful cxaminationxfound wTibiv rwriting ne. rail psniculnrs, dlrecions, haveragenu that, make more than double, the uanhood, ana in less time than tluose^remoto^froni etc., sent free. "Fortunes will be made by amonnVwe guaranteed, and hut two sales a day not a sign of injury. I then occurred^ _-^ ttnever^flfeete^. WASHINGTON?: -Ml hose who give theirwbolc time to the work would givea profit of over $185 a month, and that &<- Baatfmetoanyana. RensdjrcoldOKJ.Yjytha to.. her. that the' assault had: been i eat success absolutely aura. Don't delay. S art one of our agents took elgbteeri orders In one day. IMRtUS REE3ebY CO.Mre.CHEM!STS. Senil MODEL OR*DRAmN(}. W AddreSs STIVSOX tt Co., Portland, Maine: Onrlsrgedect1iitive circnlani explain our otter, made by the spirits, and that, of course, *)6N.10fh.8t. 8T.LOUiS,l0 Dec 1 1884. rally, and tneecwe wishtosend toeveryone out of artvisfr'as.-to patettabilifcy free ol 5?e*^.eWcs Viower Ssaisterfes**s).!a- he could not find on her. natural body ,-lsaMqptt'tfec^g-tWatwo mtettqg, -tfeco mgBUgSi emp%m*at who will sena us .three one cent charge md WV^J^tefgAjDfa any signs of thejr bad treatment of iter nampsror postage, send at. once-and aecase the 'H.^ilNI ai jm ..i Ji p, a^|a^^aaBJpaSSauaOSaW^UUaUmS te$s w^obfavn pQtetif.&r&x^ agency in bmefortheboomy the spiritual body,.but she felt much pain Oiiaraitteed Strictly First Clasg terms named in. our. extraocular-offer. We WeVefei-, hei-^td tSf9oSSaSSBt nevertheless.,. She Is fingle woman, woaId^liketheadd|css pfallfhe agents, sewing the $frpti of money order Div., and For R^jiaty_filf ioiah. Pine like Tono. Superiority pacaineaoItciMMinaearpeMera i the country, but uses on alloeoasions tn .name, of musssfsr MsftaStiL- .of Action, Work and Thoroughnessvf Cou.atmction anjdask anyrea^erof (fat^p^pe^.wlreads this to^ft1fiiH\s 9iOie-UliS.- Patent OfKce &SS!lkLoW the British colonoV tol whom jjhe beclieves they stand unrivalled. t%:,jWsend usat once thesame andaddress ta alt ,??r 5irsJf uflVisfe taruia nut! re/r Ej^ZR.g2 herself ftaJ^ nJT.ftt&Uy. ffhOi VLSaX'tfT 0AVAX.061TE8 7BBS. ihsj*i)BHL MmniLtssmiimfm... n enceslxi actual Tientsin your own WHITNEY ORGAN CO., jk Recorder, told her. jia eonld not!is6na Ayi.4- the b^MvchnuA-a cflewd to tost fyas[ warrants for the nicest thOrrrag j,' Hal* NsaHfaetnrers Itoyal Organi kte$mv Ai Swoir & CuFjft ?i:.M:-i^' DETROIT. MICH, leaders df.. the society -who interfered. -ASi^Sa^*. lltohhleIdS^imtsburgpi. St.. wfc% her sont, and: he Q|Ho Patent QfBce, Washington,!). C, & rKITFMTiriKIAI nilPI ir.ATF FVPHftMRF HFFFr.TIWF PAAF rtwsisi