*f* ~^c ^*j|g MipiliipWW i? '!'v'\ J*^tr" ^%fA.W-m ^"IILIJJ'W"' IPJfrf w*f" "TJSfratVfV ._ NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, MARCjfTCll^ "i"*** 1 PHYSICIAN ALL ODDS (Continiiedfrom last u-eek.) any power short of the Supreme Court Dictating a Letter. J-B pTa. 153.BEST. .Ko preparation. How Watch Cases are Made. f.Useu. Willi 'any clean pen for mark. of the United States could afford her (--"ares*-11-" "^yf^brie. Popular Jordecora- EST EQUIPPED "Now, my dear," said Mr. Spoopendyke, 7ff}35',StH'Pwork lit'eii. Received Cen- relief in the premises. She differentially when his wife had propped him agreed with, him, and saysjshe It is a fact not generally known that the ?.I^^ ':=M'si-.i-jSOyeure. Soldbvall up in bed and stuffed some extra will bring t^e matter to the attention Lfe^-^^L,., u-: ::*,ttaiioner & Sows, AKt'^. James Boas' Gold Watch Cases really contain pillows under his shoulders "now, my of that a gust tribunal. jV. Y. Times. RAILROADIN THE WORLD. Nervous Exhaustion, more pure gold than many "solid" dear, take your pen and ink and I will LADIES'PRIVAT E CMPjUp gold cases The demand for these -watch dictate a letter to Speeklewottle. If Premature Decay, Let it be forever remcmberud that the The Cathedral of Chihuahua. cases' has led to the manufacture of a very you will play amanuensis I don't see poor grade of solid gold watch cases The Cathedral City, as thw State Loss of Manhood. {^sap & |ort|--.||eftes why I can't be sick just as well as Capital is named, has very little of conspicuous low in quality, and deficient in quantity. not." An S0-pas:e Cloth-bound Book of Advice to interest unassociated with These cases are made from 4 to 10 karats, Mrs. Spoopendyke puttered around Infants and Chi Young or Middle-aged Men,with prescriptions yonder great piece of architecture, RAILWAY and a 5 or 6 karat case is often sold for 12 FHUB6t^!pAd0U^othreeceat for Self-treatment by a Itsgular Physician. HOME TREATMENT. and arranged her writing materials. which, so thickly shrouded in snow today, SEEIT or 14 karats. It is NOT economy to buy a "Shall I write on a cai'd with a gilt, What gives our Children rosy cheeks, has no equal in architectural view watch case so poor in quality that it will edge, or shall I take note paper?" she" To WSLLiAftlS & CO., MILWAUKEE, Wis. What cures their fevers, makes them sleep i* the best and shortest route to and from Chicago on the Western Hemisphere. It has its Caatoria. asked. soon lose its color, or one so soft that it will and Council l.litfl's (Omaha), and that it is preferred history. That history is associated by all well posted travelers when passing to "You'd better use paper," said Mr. lose its shape and fail to shut tight, thus When Babies fret, and cry by turns, and lrom with the Santa Enlalia m!ne, which, up "What cures their colic, kills their worms, Spoopendyke severely. "When I want letting in dust and damaging the works, or CALIFORNIA AND COLORADO. A COMMON SENSE MEDICAL INSTRUCTOR FOR LADIES to 1829, or the date of the expulsion of Castori- to convey my ideas on a shingle, I will one so thin that a slight blow will break the Spaniards from Mexico, has yielded TVhat quickly cures Constipation, carve 'em in. with a knife. Now get the crystal, and perhaps the movement. Sour Btomach. Colds, Indigestion $265,000,000. The greatctthedral was It also operates the best route and the f-hortline Gold ready, for I am going to start, and Castorin. Boss1 It IS economy to buy a James Containing fnll information in reference to all questions relating to Womanhood, the A fvjviii'.v i :-i' cite of tbe between constructed by a tax forced on the don't you interrupt'me or you will put most noted aid st! :ce.i.i .-.!.,i?i8 ir. the'IT. S. better to enable the sex to fulfill their duties and to enjoy themselves in their various relations as Farewell then to Morphine Syrups, Chicago aad St. Paul IMinneapolis Watch Gaze, in which NONE of these things mine of one real, or twelve and onehalf (now retiredi tor th--c:.:vi: S~c'rrostaIcbility, Maidens, Wives and Mothers. It is, as a popular work, commending itself to the great heart of Castor Oil and Paregoric, and me out." XiOstXZr}}HGiyl,'fFcc(?tn?r it(.\H\Decay. Sent ever occur. This watch case is not an experimentit Womanhood written in plain, concise aud delicate language, easy of understanding and nbove all HaUCastoi'la. cents, out of each marc, or every in pla ^i iloii envelope/iree. JUvusgisiscau fill it "All ready, dear," murmured Mrs. & other recommeuuations, it is thoroughly reliable and right to the point. has been made nearly thirty years. $8, by order of the ltovai Government' Address Dit, WARD & CO.. k&uisiaria. 3ft Milwaukee, La Crosse, Sparta, Madison, Forj Spoopendyke, dipping Iter pen into the It is a work which fills a place occupied by no other book, and is a complete library in itself. No Castoria is so well adapted to Children HAZLETON, PA., Oct. 24,1882. of Spain. The edifice'cost $1,000,000. Howard (Green Bay), Wis., Winona, Owatonna, lady, however sensitive, will ever regret its perusal. It gives information which will make life more ink and contemplating her husband I Fold two James Boss' Gold Watch. Cases thirty Mankato, Minn., Cedar Rapids, Vea Moines. Webster pleasant, gives a higher zest tc its enjoyment, make those bv whom home ties are prized, prizand that I recommend it as superior to any medicine Doubtless another 250,000 was contributed anxiously. years ago, when they first came out, and they are in City, Algona, Clinton, Kreeport Marshall town, enjoy them still more, while it will certainly relieve many irksome burdens now borne by those to known to me."II. A. ARCHER, M.D., by the people in labor and material. good condition yet. One of them is carried by a Iowa, Freeport, Elgin, Rockford, III., are amongst whom life has proved almost, if not quite, a failure. It gives tlw causes, symptoms and treatment "Mr. Peter B. Speeklewottle," commenced 111 Bo. Oxford 8t., Brooklyn, N. Y. carpenter, Mr. L. W. Drake, of Hazleton, and only BUHiB 3T02STE its SOO local station's on its lines. with prescriptions for every disease peculiar to the sphere of which it is designed. To those who It would require 3,500,000 to Mr. Spoopendyke. shows the wear in one'or two places the other by Among a few of the numerous points of snperiori'T have unintehtionally, by ignorance, or by a reckless disregard of the divine laws of health made them- erect it in our time. The corner-stone Mr. Bowman, of Cunningham*, Pa. and I can produce enjoyd by tlie patrons of this road, are its "Is his middle name 'B?'" asked selves wretched i.i life *by sickness, resulting from any of the various forms 01 weaknesses, which was laid in 1725. one or both of these cases at any time. DAVCOACHKS \vhi haro tbe finest that human follow in the train of womanhood, we can unhesitatingly and most confidently recommend this book Mrs. Spoopendyke, resting her album art and ingenuity can create, its PALATIAL as one which will give you the advice your necessities require in order to restore you to health and hap- STLVESTEB ENOLE, Jetceler. Architecturally, the grand cathedral on the table, her head on her hand andtesting SLKEPIKG CABS, which are models of comfort piness. The wasted form, the pale, wan cheek, the listless sunken eyes, the slow dragging step, the tienil S cent ttamp to Keyatona Wntrh fn*e Factnrles, riillatlrlpbin, stands peerless, as far as magnificently and elegance, its PALACE DRAWING-ROOM 'tired nature" is too often seen in our homes. The authors of this work sincerely believe that all these her pen on the blotter. I don't l'a., for handaome Illustrated Pamphlet pshoirltljf kW CARS, which are unsurpassed by any audits features may be changed, the form again rounded and plump, the cheeks to bloom with rose* of symmetrical proportions are to be regarded lime* Hos' and Keystone Watch Cases arv mail*. think I like his name anyhow, Peter widely celebrated health, the eye to sparkle with life end vivacity, the light qt.ick step regained, and the enervated {To he Continued.) in America. The great cathedral isn't nice." until re restored, by a simple, home treatment and piescriptions a? laid down in this work, and in this NORTH-WESTERN DINING CARS, of the City of Mexico covers more belief, and with an earnest desire to benefit the suffering, and renew health and happiness to the "If any other name occurs to you, altlicted, and to furnish such information to those now in health, as- will enable them to retain it and the like of which are not ran by any other road ground. Still, in design, attractions of put it in," observed Mr. Spoopendyke, SPEER' avcid these difficulties, this book has been prepared. Every invalid should obtain a copy and tremt anywhere. In short, it is asserted that IT IS harmonious blending of three schools themselves, aud ne lady in health can afford to be without it and thus remain in ignorance of iisjf- with a growl. "You don't need to have THKBKST EQUIPPED ROAD IN THE WORLD. cnlinr, entertaining and instructive teachings. It is recommended by many eminent lady physi- of architecture, it is a blunt and bungling P0RT1AL GRAPF WINE. All points of interest North, Northwest and a man's name right in a letter. Put in ciats as a 8.1J'J2 UVlUMi fOR THE Sex. It is handsomel bound and illustrated. Sent post- West of Chicago, business centres, summer resorts and unsightly piece of work compared anything and hurry up, wilt you? Going paid to laitf'fn only, upon receipt of $1-00. Address to and hunting and fishing grounds are accessible with this masterpiece of Cristoval by the various brandies of this road. to keep me in suspense all day who ROCHESTER PUBLISHING CO., Also de Villa. He passed more/than half It owns and controls over 5,000 miles of road this letter is going to?" and has over-four hundred passenger conductors FKRMKXTKD GRAPK Jl.'ICE. of his business life constructing this Mrs. Spoopendyke plunged into her constantly caring for its millions of patrons. Nos. 32, 33 and 331 Osburn Block, great church. The design is the tripartite Used in the principal Churches for Cummuuion Ask your ticket agent for tickets via this route. work and wrote hurriedly for a moment. AND TAKE NONE OTHER. All leading ticket schools of Corinthian, Doric and "Now I've got him in, dear." Excellent for Females' Weakly Persons and tli agents sell them. It costs no more to travel on I-84. ROCHESTER, N A. Ionic. The rear or great dome end, "Got who in? Anybody I know? this route, that gives first-class accomodations, PARSONS' PIUS which faces the west, has a width of than itdocs togo'by the poorly equipped roads. Am I dictating a private letter to a For maps, descriptive circulars and summer resort 133J feet The front on the grand stranger? Got some iarticula friend papers, or other information not obtainable plaza, crowned by the twin towers, has at your local ticket oflice, wyte to the you Avant this note to go to unbeknown a width of eighty-live feet. Tho audience GEN'L PASS. AGT. & N. W. R'W. to me? Who's in there? I'm going to capacity of the large auditorium know who's at the top before I put my CHICAGO, ILL: tf-i&rT.- is 6,000 people. The principal or front name at the bottom." facade is elaborate in the Doric school "Why, Mr.Spceklewoftle,o course," The use of the term ".Short- ':",-'-v"*v of architecture. It is faced with elaborately MILLS. Line" in connection with the said she, looking at him with wide-open corporate name of a great carved columns, interspersed ii en 1 eyes. "That's wiiat you said. Now MLA.IE TVEW RICH BLOOD road, conveys au idea of just among which are the statues of the pa go on with the rest." what is required by the traveling Bold tinder fall guarantee to give enHr* twelve apostles and San Francisco do pnblic~a Short Line, "Have you got the date and 'dear sir' And will completely chaugo the blood in the entire ayatem in three montha. An* wr- kiitisfaction. or money refunded. Quick Time and the best of Aziz, patron of the structure.CliiliuaIma in, loo," asked Mr. Spoopendyke, peevishly, Kon who will take 1 Pill each night *o 1 to 12 weoka. may be restored aou*4 accommodationsall of OVER GOOO IN USK fc Cor. Kansas City Times. which nro furnished by the for he was trying to think how health, if such a thing be possible. Fu. curing: Female Complaints these Pilla hav* CIRCULARS AND PRICES FREE. greatest liailwayiu America. he should start his letter. equal. Physicians use them in their practice. Sold eTerywhere, or sent by mail for ^CHAS.KAESTNER&CO., PHTHERIA Saw His Wa Clear. "No, dear, you didn't say anything eljfht letter-stamps. Send for circular. I S. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS. (IHICAGO, CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. about those," replied his wife. "You An old chap who lived up in Vermont U0:J-311 So. Canal St., only said the name. But J'll put tho JOHNSON'S ANODYNE MMMENT wuliBtUHtaii'iOusly CHIC AGO, 111., XT. SI. A* in the years gone by was left a fILWAUKEE relieva theie terrible diseases, and will paalUrsir others in." ffiB&Hillli piece of land containing about twenty If 2* b4 curs nine eases out of ten. lutbraiation that will lavs 'Will, will ye?"croaked Mr. Spoopendyke. many lives asnt fires by ma'l. ]ou' delay a uaiutct. THE "BONANZA' acres by the death of some relative. It FAMINGMILL Prsvciiuoii Is better than care. "Sticking on a great deal of SI_PAUL. AND a was valued at about $200, and about JOHNSON'S ANODYNE* LINIMENT ,?& credit to yourself for your kindness to the first thing tho old man did was to The only known specific for Epileptic Flts.-*5".-"i 'UUKII, Wlmoplns the sick, ain't ye? Willing to yield raise $25 on a mortgage. When this Uidnav Trooblea, Diseasss DSTAlso for Spasms and Falluig tiickness.-fc^ It owns and operates over 1,000 miles of road in your own preferences in favor of your BOSTOX, MASS. money was gone he put on a second Nervous Weakness quickly relieved and cured. Northern Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa NS LAY suffering husband? Well, you can't Equalled by none in delirium of fovev.lSS An KnglUh Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist, for the same amount, aud by-and-by and Dakotaan as its main lines, branches and now traveling in this country, says that most I fool me that much. Don't put 'em in JISrNcutralizcs germs of disease ar.d sickness. connections reach all the great business centres Fastest Cleaner and Grader in the World. he found a third individual willing to of t!:(i Iliirse uuii Cattle Powders sold here of the Northwest and Far West, it naturally answers Cures ugly blotche3 and stubborn blood sores. hear me? The most Perfect Separator in theWorL. SPEER'S PORT BRAPE WINE! aro worthless trash, lie savs that Sheridan's lend him $15 and take a mortgage. the description of Short Line, and Best Cleanses blood, quickens sluggish circulation. It is tho only mill ever made, tho screens of Condition Powders are absolutely pure and "But I've got 'em in," pleaded Mrs. Route between Tho last of this money had just disappeared Eliminates Boils, Carbuncles and Scalds."^ Immensely vs:-.ble. Xothini,' on earth will make hens lay like Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose 1 tessn'n- which never clog. i Spoopendyke. ful to 1 bun hoU bold everywhere, or sent by mail for S letter-staums. I S. Jouusou rCo., BOST ON MASS. jBSpPermanently andpromptly cures paralysis. when the old man fell and broke It is tho only mill ever mado, giving an even (HKAfio. MII.WAI:KI:E,',ST. r.\i r. AND MrxNKAi'. "Then strike 'em out," roared her distribution of blast. Yes, It is a charming and healthful Aperient. ous. his leg. Tho person who first reached FOllTY YEARS OLD. Kills Scrofula and Kings Evil, twin brothers. CHICAOO, MlLWA[fKKK,OrtTONVII.LK. AlMCHDKKN'. husband. "S'pose I'm going to let him called out: THIS Changes bad breath to good, removing cause. AND JCLLKNUAI.K. CI'VLKP.IIATED WINK is Hie pure juice of you put those tilings in and throw 'cm "Poor Uncle Billy! What will you (!nif'A(io, Mii.w..uKKK, PoiiTAoK, A 0 IIOS.SK AND {^"Routs biliousness and clears complexion. the dead ripe Oporlo Crape, raised in Sneer's up in my face from the moment I" get WlS'ONA. 5 Charming resolvent and matchleea laxative.- vineyards. lis invaluable. do now?" CHK.AUO, MILWAUKEE,KAU CI.AIKK AND STILL. well until the day I die. Scratch 'em It drives Sick Headache like the wiud.^a "Is my leg broke?" WAT Kit. i3F""Contains uo drastic cathartic or opiates. Tonic ami Strengthen!n Properties out, I tell ye I don't propose to have ESTACLI5HFD "Certain it is." CHICAGO, MILWACKHK, WAVSAU AND MEIIHII.L. NINETY-EIGHT YEARS Promptly cures Rheumatism by routing it.'TT't my life made miserable by reminders CHK.AIJO, MII.WAUKKK, UKAYUU DAM, FON it Forth WiERCHANTsiioiiL^^Lfiirl^i^i "And I'm a cripple?" Restores life-giving properties to the blood.-'tSl are unsurpassed by any oilier Wine. Bung pro LAC AND OSKOSII. of your kindness when 1 was lishing For the MARKET CARDENERwEl duced under Mr.Speer's own personal supervision Is guaranteed to cure all ncrvof.3 disordera."t.a "You are. CincAiio, MiL\v.Auic*K, WAUKKSHA, AND OCON- itspuritv ami "cnuincss, are guaranteed by the around in the grave with one leg. Now 8S*"Reliable when all opiates fitll.-aa For the PRIVATE FASV11LY k^e(TC woe. MO "Well," said the old man, as a look prii cipal Hospitals, and Boards of Health who Refreshes the mind and invigorates the body. ClIICAOO, MlLWAUKKE, MAIHSON' AND I'itAIKlri what have you got?" ^Crown by otirselveg on our own Fa.T.o|^^,EB^O have examined it. The youngest child may partake of resignation came to his face, "I 1)U CllIliN. Cures dyspepsia or money refunded.-^ra "Peter B. Speeklewottle," said Mrs. of it, and the weakest Invalid use it to advantage. ICAOO, ftllMVACICEE, OwATONNA, MANKATO reckon I'd best slap on another mortgage. t3T*Endorsed in writing by over fifty thousand W Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural IJe^ister I'KEE TO AM- It is particularly beneficial to the a^ed ar.d Spoopendyke, mentally satisfied that A ND FAIltiiAlI.T. Leading physicians in TJ. S. and Europe.*\v3i dei iliiated and suitable to the various ailments Chicago, Bidoit, danesville and Mineral Point. MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE MKT. thei^e could be no mistake about that. Leading clergymen in U. S. and Eurcpe.-Ssi thatelVect the weaker sex. It is in everv respect Chicago,Elgin, Rockford and Diibuqiir. There are several railroads in this Diseases of tho hlood own it a eonqucror.nia A WINE TO BE HELI ED OX. "Anything to show whether he's a Chicago, Clinton, Bock Island, Cedar Rapids and DAVID LANDRETH&SONStSEEDQRGW^GaPgiLAOELPHIA country which are practicing the Unci* For sale by all leading druggistb. igi.DO.^ECt Tama. man or a woman?" demanded Mr: Speer'sUnfermeuted Grape Juice. Billy tlieoiy.Wall Street News. Chicago, De3 Moines, Council! Blutl's and Omaha. Spoopendyke. "Any 'Mr.' or 'Esq.' For testimonials and circulars send stamp, Chicago, Canton, Souix City, Sotiix Falls and _) .*_ Is the juice or the Oporto, Crapes preserved in its SIBLEY'SCEEDS, hanging to it anywhere:"' Yankton. Ths Dr. S. h. RisfcBion M. GQ.5 Props., Sold Out Too Cheap. natural, fresh, sweet, state as it runs from the Oratica your Grain for Seetl, for Market, Chisago, Milwaukee, Albert Lea and Southern "Certainly," replied Mrs. Spoopendyke, press by fumigation thereby destroying the exciter .!i Minnesota Points. r.a! t'ov Feed ut one operation. St. 3"sep33-, 2^o. fi. I didn't use to believe uoiiiin' in eddecashun," "It says 'Mr. Peter B. Speeklewottle.' of fermentation. It is perfectly' pure, tree Chicago, Milwaukee, Mason City, Mitchell, and Lor Slout-nbm-Kh &- Co., A *ents, Chxngo, 111. frcm spirits and will keep in any climate, Chamberlain. said he, as he heaved a That's the way you told me AGENTS"WANTE1). Bock Island, Dubuque, St. Paul and Minneapolis. Speer's J2urf/iiiily. sigh like the groan of a sick horse. to write it, didn't you? Now go on FOR A1 ClilAIATESs AUL SOLLS, AL CROPS./ For Information and Circulars, address, "My boy Dan'l he got hold of books with the letter Davenport, Cal.nar, St. Paul and Minneapolis. 1884 GATAL8GUE FREE..,,, DETROIT Fi MM MILL MTfi CO., Is a dark rich medium Dry Wine used by the Milwaukee, Racine, licloit, Kreeport and Bock and things and branched out as a geologist. "Then put: 'I am dying, and I wish wealthy classes as a table or dinner wine, and by Island. He got so he could talk of you- physicians in cases where a dry wine instead of a Mitchell, Wolsey, \shtoi and Aberdeen. DETROIT. MICH. sWeet port isnecded. (Jim River Valley Line) stratas, and formations, and belts, and "Great gracious!" ejaculated Mrs. ItBiirslEEDsr HI RAM SIBLEY & CO. Rochester, N.YA ChicagoTllt Speer's (Socialite) Claret. dips, and indicashuns, and one day he Spoopendyke, dropping her pen. "You -.0 O'i OF Pullman Sleeper* and the 1'inettt liining said to me, sez he: are not dying, dear you don't want .Tit's in the nun-Id are run on the main Hues of Is held in high estimation for its richness as a BUY THE CELEBRATED 'Dad, thar's a coal mine on our the man to think that!" TliP. GTTJ'DjZr-AHIjS, the VIUUJUAO, JtlLIjW.lVKMW ST.JP.iUJL Dry Table Wine espcciallys i ited for dinner use. IW land.' tt.lifjW.ti/, and every attention is paid to passengers "Why not?" squealed Mr. Spoopendyke. Buggies and Carriages Sjeer's J. Sherry. by courteous employes of the Company. 'How dye know?' "S'pose a man is going fourteen 'I've prospected and found indicashuns. blocks out of Lite way to get the arounrivalt.tl f.r IIKAT-TV, STRENGTH, EJLK- Is a wine of Superior h:iriH and partak r. 1 S.MKRBILL. A. V. II. CABPETER, GAXCI:,EAS.". OVlliinsa ANDlitrvNixc. Send the rich qualities of the grapg om which is That hull hill is chuck full of mail for a man who only has a cold in FOB MAN AND BIAS Oiun'J Manager. Ccn'l Pnss.Agen made. for new illus'irutod catdo^U( or call and coal.' his head? You put it that I'm dying J. T. CLARK, CEO. If IIEAFFORDt Speer's J. Brandy. see our work at our CHICAGO UKP03J- or I'll drop into that corner and write 'And that hull 'tater patch is full Oen'l Sapt.Agl. Pass. Ass't Gen'l For more than a third of a century tho TOltY, 233 STATU STKKET. W make all the whole letter with one application of weeds,' sez I. Mexican KTtistaisg Xjlsiiinewt has'been IS A PURE distillation from the] grape, and known to millions ull over the world as of the inkstand!" "Yousee, I sold short on geology stands unrivalled in this Country for nied'icii.el tho only safe reliance for tho relief of tVr?NNEAP0LIS&ST.LGU!S R'V purposes. and went long on 'taters, and 1 missed "Go on, dear," cooed Mrs. Spoopendyke, accidents and pain. It is a medicine It. is a peculiar flavor, similar to thai ff the it. One day a stranger with a squint above price an a praisetiie best of its "I've got it so only he may AND THS grapes from which it is distilled kind. For every form of external pain to his eye cum along and offered me "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." think it strange that a dying man Stndebakcr Wagon, l! $800 fur my land, and away she went." HOLBIBYCIIAIS. 1^. UOOS, should write to him." "And A N 1)Y DRUGGISTS E W Ell E. "Then say, 'I want you to get my With PATENT CAST, and SANDAGE PATICNT Sept 27 188-1 "Waal, they've taken half a milyun marl from the office, and tell them I STEEII, SKEIN TRUSS AXLE PATENT OVAL- dollars wuth of coal out o' that hill and EDG ED TIRE woodwork, after years of seasoning, will be over in a day or two.' Got Mustang Liniment is without an equal. hain't reached the middle yet. Dan'l SOAKED IN BOILING OIL Skeins of LAKE that?" I penetrates Jlcsli aiul imist-le to nd a THIS MAGNETIC EELT IS tli very loncmakin tho continuance SUPERIOR IRON boxes forced into Hubs with LANDAU dowInA tGoFthWe0 LimiTiKmT BCCKiv. bo- CARR was right and I was a fule/' "Yes," higgled Mrs. Spoopendyke. KK fro th of pain and inflammation impossible. CL.CSSIC.-J0 nN NI-UINCTSE hydraulia press, instead of being wedged sides the BEST LINK OP AU. "And now?" "Anything else?" WARRANTE TO' Kr Its efforts upon Unman Flesh and CURE^MSTS SPOKES, SLOPE-SHOTJLOEE best of workman- WOBK offered to tho trado. "Waal, I'm a-drivin' a mule team i ho iSrtitc Creation arc equally wonderful. "What're you laughing at? howled lowing dlseusus The Mexican fur a livin', and all the indicashuns Mr. Spoopendyke, on whom tho incongruities .-.-ithout medicine-.Pnln in llio buck, hips, head, or O WAGONS. Send for now Catalogue. sm'.fc uni, iniiaas. :bs, i!ervoi:x!.'biilty,Iuuibngo (rcncrnl debility, Dan'l can find ar' to the effect that I of his letter had begun to heuiiiiilisri:, pui-ulyHm, iicurnlgin, acluticu, dlaeuaaot 2 64 orter be sent to a lunatic asylum." the. JJdi:i-VR,i-:Ii:: dltetMSa, torpid liver, icout, dawn. "What have you got that measly :.-:iiiul c.-ninxioiiM, impotMioy, -mtlimn, heart dli. Wall Street News. mo, dysiM'osSu, viciKtipuilun, cryedpclus, indIcHun. mouth of yours stretched out like a Improved Novelty hci'iiiu or rupture, vutarrlt, piles, epilepsy, dodgasted grave yard for? Think I' Liniment is needed by somebody in When airy debility of the GEXEKATIVE ORGANS BUY THE ^.'urs, lost v!lui:v InvU of sicrve force mid vijxor, every house. Every day brings no wa I dictating a comic almanac? Got a notion A thrilling story is told of the narrow juMiitf ivejikur.IMO r.nd ull thoxe dlKcnuc* of a per- tUc agouy of a awful scftltl or ljin that this letter is some kind of a 0-XJ3NTE! escape of Peter Scanlon and Tim Horn :v.i nature, from whatever CJUIUO, the continuous subdued, of x-Jieumntlo martyrs restored, Mm ut Msvi-m-tisui permeating ilirouclitbo pnrtx rebus? Well, it ain't and it ain't a from being.swept over the American or a valuable horse or ox ::-.*.i-CNtars tlirm to ft liealtliy iiollou. Tiieio isnu Improve SingerSewing Machine, ..i.-.ta! 0!H)OUt this ii \!in. e. saved by the healing power of this minstrel entertainment with a funny Falls at Niagara. They were at work LINIMENT man at each end! What are you laughing on a mill-race trying to raise an ice F0UHH 8 TULL at? Anybody in the country blockade, when they were thrown by Tbt besl Singer Machine inthe market. know?" the springing of some plank into the water. In a moment they were carried I wasn't laughing, dear," murmured which speedily cures stnsli ailments of into the swift current above the Goat Mrs. Spoopeiidyke, with a marvelously tho HUMAN FLESH as Rheumatism, Swellings, Stiff' Island bridge toward the falls. Near straight face. "1 was only sympathizing Is a compound of the virtues of sarsapariVla, Joints, Contracted Muscles, Sums stillingia, mandrake, yellow dock, with where the men were working and below with you." aud Scalds, Cuts, JSvuisei* and ^i Ae3 0^5NAL. SL'PFORTEfL L" tho iodide of potash and iron, all powerful the bridge was a large cake of ice, ffpratuS) loisoiou Bites and "Was, eh? grunted Mr. Spoopendyke. blood-making, blood-cleansing, and life-sustaining Stiuge, Stiffness, liantenesa, Ol v.: r. r(EM~i toward which they were carried. In t'3 THE LADIES: "Well, when it takes the form *v'l hUlll. ut elements. I is the purest, safest, Sorea, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblain s, .Nitr-ul^U, A*rtuM their desperation'"they attempted to of a visage like you screwed up a minute Sore HUpplca, Caked Breast, ami and most effectual alterative medicine f'\?iu-,is'!oii.Iyr.pcp^t,ei rlt UJ*mvfc tli* 1.1 v- iudecA every form of external di* catch hold of the ice cake, and when known or available to the public. Th sciences r, KidncTH, il.Kli-b or Hold -fiVtt, a.v*'..-ii ago 1 want to be hung instead of Uk AnUle or Swollen Feet, tut A1 doib.u.' Be. ea&e. I heals without scars. 4, of medicine audchemistry have never found half an hour later they were being sympathized with. Another time )'ii a pairot'M.i{rnetio Foot Battarieehn\-no ?axil For the BBU TB CUEATION it euros produced so valuable a remedy, nor one so the re'te* and cure of all thi* eomilalnti. Tlir hanging on to it for dear life. Ropes you open your mouth like that I'm Sprains, Swinny, StitT Joints, ii'iy a powerful magnetic iOtou to tli *et.t tUo potent to cure all diseases resulting from Founder, BTarnesa Sores, IfoofJls discnau. were procured and they were hauled going to put seats in it and start a impure blood. Jt cures Scrofula and eases, Foot Rot, Screw Worm. Scab, l' or I.arawoo J'nel".,c Weakne sns, Ph tl tne Bp1e, lnfluintiinl Fal. :i of ti mb, InoorrbwCroic ashore. church." all scrofulous diseases, Ki-ysipelns, Hollow Horn, Scratches, Windgall*, t!o:i and i li irniloii ui'tlio Woiab, Inold-jntnl lleutorrhuge Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, Ros e, or St. Anthony's Fire, Pimples And cogitating on the vast improvements The above is a correct map of the ei' rluudliie, I'uiniui, 8iipprcscd *d lr Old Sores, Poll Bvil, Film upon and Face-grubs, Pustules, Blotches, regular 3U-utr tulIuti, ISarrcniiuKA, itnd olistneo ALBERT LEA ROUTE, in his "wife's anatomy,Mr.Spoopendyke, the Slsht and every other ailment I.!'!. liits IsiUcie*t Appliance unit Curuilvc-Agent Boil s, Tumors, Tetter., Humors, One of our religious monthlies, Kn.piiii. to which the occupants of the forgetting all about his letter, Salt Rheum, Scnld-head, Ring-worm, nd lis immediate connections. Through Trains daily which has a large ""free list," lately !-or alt forms or Female IHfBcuitieK it is rr.Riir Stable and Sto ck Yard are liabl e. rolled over,and went to sleep.Stanley Ladies' Table or lap Board. Ulcers, Sores, Rheumatism, Mercurial pushed by anythingbeforu invi-ntisl, liuthasao'iialjve ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, sent the names of its subscribers in a The Mexic an Mustang Ziinim^nt ateiit mid as a source of power and vnalizatioii. Disease, Neuralgia, Female Weaknesses Huntley. always cures and never disappoints 'rieMifeitherl!f! v.itri Jrn.nietlcFootBavteiies.SI J. PIG-NIC AND GARDEN PARTIES without change, connecting with all linen certain town to one of the number, and Irregularities, Jaundice, feat by express O. O. I)., und examination allowed^or by and it is, positively, EAST and SOUTHEAST. ciaii on receipt of price. In ordering, send measaro asking him to report whether all of Affections of the Liver, Dyspepsia, t. tisi and Eize cf shoe. Reiotttaii-^e cuii be mauo in currency, A Dua Existence. The only line running Through Car* between Will Have Them. them\verc stiil living in the place and Emaciation, and General Debility. scut in ktternt onrriftc. MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES. Iowa. The Magneton Garments are adapted to all ages, ar* regularly receiving the copies mailed By its searching and cleansing qualities A woman, giving her name as Mrs* worn over tho underclothing, uai nest to the Through Trains between Stands firm when in nse, and can bo bod7 l!k the lncny Ualvunlo and Electric llumous Ask tho Agent in your placo for it, and OF ALL to them. He replied: "All here except it purges out the foul corruptions which O'Brien tLuttrell, living at Stony Road. sdvcrltned extcjsstvely) &nd should b* MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, contaminate the blood and cause derangement folded, occupying no space when not in use. Brother S-. He went to heavr taken olf at nifrhfc. They hold theirpofjer/oret'er, arid if v?Q have no agent there, v/rito us for Paterson, N. J., was before the'Recordcr onnectlng In Union Ipot for all Points South and and decay. I stimulates aud enlivens croworn at all seasons or tho-vear. en last summer. His widow and children pouthwest. Close connections made with Sf. P. M.&M.. Sand :fam fovthu"Xew]fcvavt!iroJn3icdIcft Treat special prices. of that city to invoke his assistance the vital functions, promotes energy and N. I*, and St. 1*. A Dulutti Railroads, from and to ali meat Without 31edlciut:," with thousandso teaU'iiO' remain her permanently."Harper's strength, restores and preserves health,and June Manufacturing Co., ,n)iiit North and North-West. in relieving her from a peculiar affliction. aiitle. 53IE MXGXJZrO-y. APPI.1A-ZC& CO., Bazaar. infuses new life and vigor throughout tho KKHKMBKR! PULLMAJT PALACE SI.EKPINO She says there is a society of 18 State r!^ i:iiiv ,uxo- Il Cor. Lasalle Ave. & Ontario St, CANS on all night Trains. Thjjwjt Tickets, and bnjt- whole system. No sufferer from any disease men who have the power of taking ra---'K checked to destination. jr wine tables, rate ol in Extraordinary Offer. which arises from impurity of the '.FOB'K&Kr OB BEAST. fare, etc., call upon nearest Ticket Agent, or address CHICAGO, 111. away the souls of people and subjecting blood need despair who will give AVEU 'S W. I BOYD, I 20 84 SAKSAPAUIIXA a fair trial. O these souls to all sorts of unpleasant Gen'l Tkt. A Pass. Ag't, Minneapolis WRIGHTS IKDIAH VEGETABLE PILLS treatment, returning them to their It is folly to experiment with the numerous low-priced mixtures, of cheap materials, owners when through with them. Her and without medicinal virtues, offered as ^AfflMWAHKD ,ur. Ilotli i VvI Vi Ion i Nt-w To-tnim-nt To All Wanting Employment. soul has thus been taken away at times Bin ire oo. Voishee'te M: i.'.z. Kin. Cincinnati,* blood-purifiers, while disease becomes luore VII E and she wants this sort of thing stopped. lirmly seated. AVKR 'S SAnsAiwmixA is a About two years ago her soul We want Live, Energetic and Capable Agents in BLISS medicine of such concentrated curative i\nd m\ Bilious Complaints CrOXJVEUNB'UR. 17. Y. every county in the United States and Canada, to was taken away from Patterson to India power, that it is by far the best, cheapest, sell patent article of great merit, ON ITS MERITS. and most reliable blood-purifier known. one night, and was there dragged into Ufe to t:tk?, bfiinrrj :tv vegetable no gnuivz- An article having a large sale, paying over Physicians know its composition, aud prescribe a chapel and united in marriage to a 100 per cent, profit, having no competition, and on J'ricc: 2JCI.J. All Dru^Kisti. it It has been widely used for forty which the agent is protected in the exclusive sale British colonel. She is now the mother years, ami has won the unqualified confidence by a deed given for each and every countv be may of a spiritual boy, 1 year old, who is a secure from us. With all these advantages to our A PRIZE of millions whom it lias benefited. a week at home. $o outfit free. Pay tibsolutely Send six cents tor postage, an by use in thousands agents, and the fact that it is an article that can sure. No risk. Capital not reunited line, healthy little fellow, but she is receive free, a costly box of Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., 1845. Illustrated Hand-Book 18S4 of eases. Founded on be sold to every, honseowner, it might not be necessary Rt-acfer, if you want bnsintss :tt which per 7 not permitted to bring him into the realistic oods which will help you to scientific medical principles, to make an "extraordinary otter" to secure sons ol'eithcr sex. young or old. can make For tho Farm and Garden, isopage* it has been growJng more money right away tnan any i'j-actical ami Analytical Chemists, world, much as she desires to do good agents at once, but we have concluded great pay all the time they work, with absolute in favor and reputation thitm else in this world. All, of cither sex, succeed MM IlluRtrations, aniln bcautlftil Coinv*^ w-i. to make it to show, not only our confidence in the certainty, write for particu'ftr.-- ti HALLKX & Lowell, Mass. so, to show him to her friends. wiiiie itanumerous competitors have invariably from the Ursl ho'ir. The broad road to fortune r Flowers, tells WssrWfcenTdHS^ merits of our invention, but in bssalability by failed. 1 he direct application of this remedy to Co Portland, Maine. Dee i 181 opens before the. workers, absolutely sure. At soi.i) uv AM. i!ii:i iis'r KVKKVWHERE. plant and is full of information invatosolsta al Tho woman, who is represented as in any agent that will handle it with energy. Our tite scat of the disease makes its specific influence once address TISUK&CO Augusta Maine. interested in gardening. Maltad sL^ta felt without delay. The natural functions of the agents now at work are making from $150 to $C00 other respects perfectly sane and kind GOLDthatthel to cover postae.^^ for working class. Send 10 cents human organism are restored. The animating elements a month cler, and this fact makes it safe for us and affectionate, thus lives a strange ot life which have btoen.wasted are given Illastrated Norelty IAak for postage, and we will mail yon free,' PATENTS to make our oiler to all who are out of employment. back. The buoyantenengyof the brain and musca a roya valuable box of sample goods ^i 0 iS S&ei double existence, one phase of which is An agent that will give our business a ducriblos all the iitwatnrUU* larsystem renders the parent cheerful he gains will put you in the way of make thirty days'trial and fail to clear at least $100 in Beadol^a St, CHICAGO, 11 strength with rapfdityr to her as real as the other. It is inconvenient ng more money in a few days than you ever this time, above all expenses can return all goods Dcialt7 A i etfiihir ri NERVOUS DEBILITY, organic weakness, and thought possible at any business. Cipital not required. at times, for some days ago unsold to us and we will refund all the money paid :!vair.Sivrn7.BTiod.St!:i numerous obscure diseases, baffling tbe skill Oures a:l We will start you. You can work all for them. Any agent or General Agent who wouldliko best physicians, result for youthful Indiscretion, she sent for a physician to whom she laiTr diseases fir.ri.Yiiathi'ill'.niiM'riiic-iG.' rhe time or in spare time only. The work is uni Obtained, and nil other busine.s in the too free Indulgence, and over brain work. ten or more e'onnttes and work them ri ami t'i|'HMi'c=,'pr-i'i:5:ip rvon.'He related how she had been cruelly assaulted versally adapted to both sexes, young and old. Ho not temporize while such enemies lnrk in .us: MsLnS'Ooii.r^.irvIa?!'. :!:c'irr ei!ls.Wiid through sub-agents for ninety days, and fail to U. S. Paten Office attended to for your system. Take a remedy that has cured thou, Yon can easily earn from 50 cents to $q every eveting. \1\WA-I(.. \-r -'.in fnil F?wlm and beaten, so that she was clear at least 8750 above all expenses, can return sands, and does not Interfere with you attention MODERATE: FEES: 1 *-\0\ "Vfi'.tluetU That all who want work may test the business, all unsold and get their money back. No other sore all over her person. He found her to (ousluesrsthDescriptivwillife,paiperfectiinconvenience.H or cause any or rs.-'-.'cverwht we make this unparelled ofl'erj to all who employer of agents ever dared to make such offers, Our office is opposite the U. S. Patent, ROER NOW Send ftir a Pamphlet giving Anatomieel\. bandaged from head to foot, and on are notwell satisfied we will send $1 to pay the nor would we if we did not know that we Illuntrations.wJiicti convince the most sceptical office and we can obtain patents rouble of writing us. Full particulars, direcions, have agents that make more than double the \nd have hand making a careful examination found that they can be restored to manhood, and etc., sent free. Fortunes Will be made by in less time than those remote from amount we guaranteed, and but two sales a day fltted fo duties of samo as never afteeted. S cvhen. you -want to plaix* not a sign of injury. It then occurred hose who give the irwhole time to the work would give a profit ofover 8125 a month, and that Bent free to any ona, Eomedy soldONJ,Yl)ytha WASHINGTON. reat success absolutely sure. Don't delay. S art ?6cS WSSSt "SIS. tl5t ffllLS. jr-A to. her that the" assault had been one of our agents took eighteen orders in ogc day. HARRIS REmEBY GQ.fnT'G. CHEATS, (I'-wO^jfttfyron. Taciesgood. J*."3S Send MODEL OR DRAWING. W Address STINSON & Co., Portland, Maine. Our large descriptive circulars explain our offer made by the spirits, and that, of course, 3b6 N. lOfh. S. ST. LOUSS3 BSO. fnlly, and tnese we wish to send to everyone out of Dec 1 1884 advise as. to patentability free ol lie could not find on her natural body employment who will sena us three one cent (toe Month'si"?f ^^33, two aostha ?5. thrso aoathsSi charge and we make No Charge Unless in stamps for postage. Send at once and secure the any signs of their bad treatment of her NO varieties of Flower Seeds), for fl.OO. we obtain Patent. agency in time for the boom, and go to work on the A spiritual body, but she felt much pain %mm BE8HIEBV @,$ VEGETABLE GARDEN FOR $1.0 0. tevms named in our. extraordinary offer. We Guaranteed Strictly First Class. We refer, here, to the Postmaster, (BeautifyingMteCoaplexloa. nevertheless. She is a single woman, Would like the address of all the agents, sewing 1EAS,V Itlktovura BDUDM, TAN, Faicnu, the Stvpt. of nioiiey older Div., and machine solicitors and carpenters in the country, TQV Beauty of.Finish, Pipo liko Tono, Superiority xfeiFUt, giuowxiM, Buccal*. c. but uses on all occasions the name of 20 pkto. Choice Vegetable Soeda (our teUctioti) IM'J's ChcmliUardSoli) Prop'ioi and ask any reader of this paper who leads this ON2CI0MSOF NOTI LADIES: to officials of the-U. S. Paten Office of Action. Work and Thoroughness of Construction Including BlUs'g Aeries* K*s4er r*+Hr%U PR0F.HARR13' PASTILLE REMEDY the British colonel to whom she believes LOTTAItiltfcsTWybMtpniiWUfcmfor otter, to send us at once the name and address of al 1 tbey stand uuuvallod. I Young lien and OIIITS who eufloi For ciicular advice, terms and references UMfuetUtl tierused, I MeaoMhn ueta they know. Address at once, or you will lose herself united spiritually. The BOTH the above for $1.75. Gardener's Has* from Ner\ous and Physical Dtbil. CLAKA LOUISE KJBU0OO-II|ltW nil ELEGANT CATALOGUES FRKE. tlte lie-t qhunce ever offered to those out of to actual clients in jour own lay. Premature Fxhaustioo and ptcuuntaaidnyum* tottaUMartlMM Book telling yoa how to grow than, sent Jr*# wit* ant Recorder told her he could not issuo UaUPMtl,n nhtncnanMiiA low their many gloomy consequences, ADDRESS: WHITNEY ORGAN CO., emploj mcnl to make BI oney. iraers. State or county, wi ite' to IHWI lihioa it a afltaMl 'aro quickly and radically oared. Lvnts. warrants for the arrest of tho ring* Co1, lit LIQUIDKARLbat kttMwtrftfby B. K. BLISS & SONS. Sole Manufacturers Boj.il Organ* The Remedy is put up in boxes. IJo. 1 (lasting a month), S3, tbeladittof allMiialiiM wttfcute klfhttt O. A. Snow & RKNNEB MANUFACTUHING CO., lClSmithfieldSt.,PittsbnrKk,Pa. Jo. 9 (enough to effect a cure, unless in severe eases,) B& |io. & leaders of the society who interfered I centring IJ .auk* af apprtcUttoo. Oily SO DETROIT, Mien. 84 Barclay St., NewYork (lastingthroe months), $. Sent by msil a plain wrappers. fl with her soul, and he did not believe BirretloHt for Using ateomimny each DOT. Pamphlet descri =^S "4 CHA5VUN*U) ,ratfM.Bt!4W,H V. Oppo- Patent Office, Washington,!). C. tta*tbl* dUeue and iacd vfwre .eat w.Jeduu ^piiy^^ \&s^^fri&*iAi&^^ *!ff&^^i^ A4?ivl 't ii^ ^Si'kl^i%:AM%Wl^k^. 'X*.'?* a'L i '*-&: $%&* ^~v ij **j Wfi- S vf -ijni***a. 9'^^-^^.'^'^ s?* k r* safe -iJ.iirt^^'Ui '1 *J&&Y' JU*i8aiiut&&&i*&Zaisl mmtsm mmk* mmm^miiiShk r&t&L, -^&. ^..c-. i Ij^H ^t&