HY ALL ODDS 8 WOBAH PHYSICIAN ifoiVeepefltattesu Rg PDEST EQUIPPE ITsed wllbuyalaaait E*eaies,o temper* which gives nil rtnr any fabric Popnli Popufarfordacera- atire wn'k AnIlinen. AT linen ReealvedCen- "fiuckhorn Joe, arrived in the city' ruffled perenitr, is perhaps one of ^the Is i HWAL ~-|laaaV 60- yesterday with a wagon load of game,~fgreatest natural blessings one" caa en- SOycarw. Sold by *ll t-=,aauourai ScwsAgt'a. chr\ft sho in TL?r Bea f!i*AAlk Cree canonn anid vicinity.' RAILROAD IN THE WORLD. jov: 'IHte Tha ancienfti philosopherus regard-'. &* S Mnnanl vininitv'*! 5 niAt.nk{|ju^uL^Uj' 8 Joe resides a few miles from Morrison, AND ed it as the triumph of their systems,]to bo t/Let it Jtgg, forever rcmeinleiv ttyit tj near the junction of Bear Creek and educate a person to maintain-a perfect r-Uar ^SJLTHRESHERS^^i LADIES'PRIVATE COMPANJQN Turkey Creek canons. balance of temjer No matter 'what IsaaaVraS. psago juty |if tin CliTfrlilkn "I tell you that elk was a whopper," came, a calm, unruffled exterior and (MMenaUaactiona. Write fo nun.: said Mr. Marden to a News reporter an undisturbed mind were regarded as irBcielTlcAq!tma^d Ta ,r Co., worthy a life time of discipline. And who was inspecting the load, "and he 0 Nervous Exhaustion, Infanta and Children RAILWAY gave me such a ride as I hope never to this wis correct Nothing'so disturbs 3T03R* .rtf O Fromatiir* Decay, enjoy again." tf the peace of families, the order of so- HOME TREATMENTS*p $&- "How was that?" asked the reporter^ ciety, the security of person and life, What frivee oar Children rosy checks, 1B the best and shortest route to and from Ohlcaco Loss of Manhood. What cure* Uir terars, make* them sleep A and Council Bluffs (Omaha) and that it is preferred as ebullitions of temper. From the '"& "Weil, you see, it was last Monday, Cnmtmrtm. by all well posted travelers when passing to child up the presence of an uniiovern- and I was up Turkey cr canon on and. from An SO-paec cloth-bound Book of Advice to When Babtea fret, and err br turns, Younger Middle-aged Men.with prescriptions CALIFORNIA Ml) COLORADO. the lookout for gaine. I saw fresh able temper is an affliction, and eften WhaA cures their oolie, kills their worms, Self-treatment njTa Regular rhyMclan. Casta*!*- signs of elk and climbed up a rock to causes the ruin of persons. Most crimes !*-0 J3J2 **a^ A. COMMONTSEXSE MEDLJAL IJfSi'RUOTOR FOR LADIES HIT FWCCr^^&s?**"*-* What quickly cures Constipation, take a look around. I had to be. awful proceed from unbalanced tempers. It also operates the best route and the short line T. WILLIAMS A CO.. MILWAUKEE. W Sour Btomacn, Colds, Indigestion 1JL^Jqwt'onstelatin'g *_o Woh %ai..nn .S-m* iavn*Z%?i*i'f reijtlcns'hea,doo quiet about it, though, so's not to skeer Flaming passion and brute vengeance between '\*X 5T, J^l 0 enjoyL themeive- &^-^HJ. in tii.-i a Gastoite. a '/^f* --FREE! !,n tiie game. The rock I cium wasn't' go together. And where, in early life Chicago and St. FanlfMiuneapolis i S^^oeM'hTetoH^'m^ 9e3 PP"'ar work, commending itself to the great heartttfow Farewell then to Morphine Syrups, ,l "a violence of temper goes unchecked, above thirty foot high, and I calkerlated "T' 8 Castor Oil and Paregoric, and fl i4. B--.i L7* 1 bo JHa H'tttt, W-jttu nnd .Ittlh^rt aa5 1 ff^FaiMEcLLF-CURl Womnhnnrt*"ri7 HallCastorla. II there is danger that future years will there wouldn't be much danger of rstai.dinp,,, J:ss-s8^ss womantiood, written in V'nt*, emei** auH ilelSemle laurumtr* a- of nn-Jtdu,g -ti.fl .lmv* all Milwaukee, La Crosse, Sparta, Madison, Fori reta be filled with trouble and sorrow. PQ^I^ otb,r wojnmeunanons,xx is tAe^v^ rf*nUn\**ltl. UJM. I their getting sight first I got up to 1 Howard (Green Bay), Wis., Winona, Owatonn.t. "Castevla it so well adapted to Children Hence no subject can be more important Mankato, Minn., Cela Rapiis Ues Moines. Webster the top und looked around long enough A favorite nwr-pt on of one of the a City, Algona, Clinton, Kreeport Marshalltown, that I recommend it as superior to any medicine to parents than the education to satisfy me there wasn't anything in tof. SMStnotad and s(icce*tuiil it cut'i-ts 11 the C. 8 Iowa. Freeport, FJgin, Roekford, Jll.,are amougst known to me."II. A. iicm, M.D., (now retired) tor the cur- of llrrvoum OeUMa, their children along this line. sight Then I started to go down on **isei ophsreofwhich *li%i..elaw- it fe^lgne.i. hta'tT. ih e^ Mho iU 800 local stations on its lines. '"Jce or re.-kless 01 rtue of ma-' tV-m Xee* JsTamaeeat,WFmahmvmtiand MJ+imy. Bent ,,or a ,Sr glH S*^ 111 60. Oxford St., Brooklyn. N.T. yr-Vby,m 2 P? Many children are born with propensities Among a few of the nnmer points of superiorly nplainsealiiionvelupe/yee. Iiruggbiscaafiillt I the other side. It was very steep on ft L.H,fioTu UiM.if notqnue a failure it giv,-tM .n-es^ympt-im-a nd tnatmnt ,s enjoy by the patrons of this road, are its ,"P a TlJll "-o.n any ..f th vanon- forms i W kne-se wliic'i to violence. If phrenology is 'i, that side, and I reached out and caught Address OR. WARD & CO.. Ixaistsns. M 1 DAY COACHES which are the finest thn hnmiin ,n,ti VV true, the developments of their skulls WrtOcja'OSftj.S bJ0~ kn the limbs of a big spruce tree that' fol VwV. h-Mln f. m"h art nnd ingenuity can create, its PALATIAL *"H.ihf3d, we an unliesitaii ..j:h an.. m..Pt ^-d^ 2^' co.iR ntly rec.i I this book la ,v I w, show that their normal tendencies are SLEEPING CARS, which are models of comfort O.J 2 stood up against the side of the rock. I LYON&MEALY "ne wjn- will pive you the a lyice ur ec '-sit.e- nq.iire in order to re-toie u ,ltl. a.l hai S JS ~Ori!^3 ft) SrfS' and elegance, its PALACE DRAUINQ.ROOVI in the direction of violence. Many hadn't scarcely more than done this CARS, which are unsurpassed by any and its *-"ab'e the... i ivt .m it and parents sit helpless in the presence of State* Konroe Sts.,Chicago. widel) celebrated heallh ENTAUR when my feet slippod from under me Ever*- invalKl gs.f.i.l I olit.il a i- py an-t irtml 'u the outburst of passion from such children, WIIIMIHI pteinM lianyaitdrtthir and I swung out off the rock. Mv NORTH-WESTERN DINING CARS, ?".',rn AND CATALOGUE, thos 2tnn" and leave the propensity to grow "i i weight was too much for the limbs I for 1583. U0 pw* .10 fcnpv.tuoi orKn rt the like of which are not run by any other road be d. and strengthen with advancing years. of attruuHU to .Vuiu, Cap*, Bill*. 1 l.Mirr an I i thaaist Jm'."""m' sire to bineflt the viff.rmg, aod renew health and happim-sa t.the V'- had hold of, and I went down almost anywhere. In short, it is ufertt that IT IS hrt i tVmpoiu, Ev'ileli, C*p-LMu), M1",- rt tf ,.L !.'c Others seek to outcome it by brute THE BEST EQUIPPED ROAD IN THE WORLD. Suud*. Drum MajVb Suffk and 1 2M....li.?r. as thouglrrwas lead, taking the limbs Hala, fiuu.trr iWn.l OntSto, ltMakiB .T All points of interest North, Northwest and tl9pe_ Matariafs i,oin 'u la. Iwirnrlwn wA with me, altuough they didn't prove to force, and either render the child stu West of Chicago, business centres, summer resorts arclm A i* *i Baiida. ud a "-iHlaor pliysi- and hunting and fishing grounds are accessible be of any use that I could discover in pid, or destroy its native force of character. rChuc br Maua, SPEER'S 'i post- by the various branches of this road. what happened afterwards. I didn't The real problem is to so manage It owns and controls over 5,000 miles of road have much time to think while going it as to learn it seif-controL Of and has over four hundred passmscr conductors ROCHESTER PUBLISHING CO., POflTUBAL BRAPF WIHEa constantly caring for its millions of patr me. down off that rock, but I had an idea course no fixed rule can be given for A aVaolsto tan mr Ask your ticket agent lor tickets via this route. that I was in for some cracked bones. this. The treatment must depend nnaitli, Sprsdms. Pain i a tke AND TAKE NONE OTHER. All leading ticket Nos 32, 33 and 33^ Osburn Block, Also agents sell them. It costs no more to travel on 1 didn't strike ground, though, and Ba^.Bavin,Galls,**, atstssk- largely on the peculiarities of the child. this route, thut gives first-class accomodations, Padst-rs^UarvaW. now, come to think it over, I wish I But firmness without passion and even* FERMENTED GRAPE JUICE. than itdoes to go by the poorly eqnipptd roads. |6-84 ness without weakness are essential in ROCHESTER, N. Y. 1 had. You see that elk with the sevenprong For maps, du^enptive circulars and summer resort Used in the principal Churches for Cummunlon papers, or other Information not obtainable horns was hiding under the dealing with such children. Reason, Excellent for Females' Weakly Persons and th at your local ticket office, write to the shade of the spruce tree, and I fell moral sense and self-control must be GEN'L PASS. AGT. & N. W. R'tf. square on his shoulders. cultivated. Self-control is a quality mm that cannot be imparted by brute force CHICAGO, ILL,. "I guess it would be hard to tell who Theonly known spechle for Epneptte Fits, but must be educated into a child. It was skecrt the worst me or the elk. i HEALING SYRUP. Also for Spasms and Falling nirrnass The use of the term 'Short is the most important element of home The elk started as though he had been lit lmntaatty reUeres and cures. Cleansee Une" in connection with the education. shot and this saved me the trouble of blood and ouJeitns stngglth ctrcolatlon. Veutnof corporate name of a great 20 ll^lllott Bottles told U10 TMtrs. A orUin Care for And in this, example is of great doing anything of the kind, for he set ad, conveys an idea oJ just dtseaes sad awres tscknesfc Cores what is required bythetiav **'$} aUBkintndBowelf.Kidneys,othfosDisetse Dy^pPlt, back his head and brought them big value. Self-control cannot be taught Ik SKEPTI SAID] Mo6d eliiig publica Sh rt Lire. ta,MA J horns o" his right square down on my by passionate parents. The example 1 W W ffl Quick Time and the best or ?ir J4 I I I accommodationsall of legs and held me there as fast as if I is more potent than the precept. Children 1 I I I BTI which me fiirniflie 1 by the. Can Produce Thousands of Letters proving its Curative Powers. had been glued to his back. The wits are shrewd students of human Ill II I 1 1 greatest Railway in Ameri- AH OLD AND LONO TBIKD BBMEDx*. mgljrblotUss sad stubborn blood sores. Bununstea seemed skeert out of that elk. He did nature, and if the precept is belied in IaaBOBATOBT 77 AJOTT BTBBR, HEW TOBg CrTT. Beus, Catmmrtai end Scalds. IP leismsssllj suil fjHICAGO, not seem to care where he went or the practice they are quick to see it i FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS ptoamur eoiss psralrsls. Tes,Uwachtnnngsnd wehre I wanted him to go. Turkey Hence, self-control must be exercised ld!l8l!!!l of Corn Killers. The most desperate bealthfnl Aperient. XlUa Scrofula and Kings SrO, m ilflniDQ QD creek canon seemed to please him well. in order to impart effetive teaching on MILWAUKEE twu brothers. Chwagse btvlbreathto good,remor- enough for a little while or until some the subject, and where exercised and "MilUUCWJUSI00"^to"***" Price2^Cents. dogs got after him. Ho didn't seem to taught is the source of much comfort of THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS AND&T. pAUL. WJUUUIITEOTOCUREg^& have any regard for his safety, and appeared a well-ordered home. Were the efiects -AiUa^li^ Remedy for to be only looking for dangerous of ill temper properly considered, places to run along. I was not the importance, of the subject would be -BtthentsasaHnhia Tata Ifca taal tSL.r It owns and operates over 4,600 miles of road Hot, Swollen aad Tender Feet,Chilblains,Ao. Price 25 Cents. afraid for the. elk, but when he skirted Northern Illinois. Wisconsin, Minne.-ota Iowa fully admitted. Let the criminal classes St and Dakota and as its iin lines, branches and aC0TlltM Btaniif'ff Co., 236, 8th Ave. Place, N. Y. City. along the edge of a precipice, at times, be considered, and we find that an uualanced tng the cause. Boats bfltons tendencies and makes connections reach all tiie great business centre* For Salt by Agents, DruggitU and Shoe Dealer: clear complexion. JConaUed by none in the delirium where the fall would be from three to temper is the source of much of the Northwest and Far West, it naturally nswers PARSONS'- PILLS of fever. A charming resolvent and a matehlem the description of Short Line, und Best five hundred feet I was somewhat of their,trouble. Impulses of covetoushess, eanra.laatvltaliljr, laalcaraiarvarKa vlcor, Route between waatfawweekmeaaaa,aad all these dlaaaaa* of eraaaal laxative. It drrres Sick Headache like the wind. afraid that the consarned elk would or malice, or anger, account for aatara, from wbatavar eausa, th eontlnuoua aOrContauosnodractlccathanlooroplates. BeUeros stream of Mafnattana permeating thraaghtha pnrta CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, ST. PAUL AND MINKEAP. loosen the grip of his horns on my legs. (WEuan the bulk of human crime. Could the iy aaatraaUr*thoaa te healthy aaUea. Tuare no UI. aUatakeabout this appliance. Onct when be was a tearing along the oause be eliminated, the result would CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, OBTONVILLK, ABERUEEN, edge of a gorge where I could look SPEER'S PORT BaAPE WINE! be greatly lessened. Ungoverned temper, ANDELLENDALE. CHICAGO, MILW-VKE*:, POBTAGE, A CROSSE AND down as I hung over and see my face as much as rum, accounts for mmmBSBi WINONA. nnn in the creek, fully five hundred feet below, thronged prisons,and tided almshouses CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, fc.AU CLAIRE AND STILL. I thought 1 could feel the grip.. of and desolated homes. The evil ramifies WATER. FORTl'lYEARSOLD. "'y-tom in three months. Any per- CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE. WAUSAU AND &! RKII.L. his horn relaxing on my left leg, and I society and produces crime. :^v M^KE TVET RICH BLOOD, WOO the brain of morbid fancies. Promptly cures Rheumatism CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, BEAVER DAM, PONSDV thought it was all up with me. But he THIS S^ by routing it. Restores life-giving properties LAC AND 0.KOSH. CELEBRATED WINE Is the pure juice of MAGNETIC ly held right on and in a few minutes he CHICAGO, MILWAUKEK, WAUKESHA, AND OCON- Ie the dead ripe Oport Giape, raised in Sneer's to the blood. Is guaranteed to cure all nervous So W everywhereberrestored sent by mal soun*torl ro5m 1 to 12 weeks, may to The Wand of Progress in the Sonth. t^^Hl w.n P"" AltOMINAL SUPPORTER, OMOWOC. viiieytrds.' Itsinvaluiiblo was tearin' through the trees. That's i disorders. PTReliaMo when all. opiates fall. Be. eaC crinr FemaleCoinplalots tHeso Pills hav, 1 thel Sl^ ?fT S, CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, MADIS ON AND PRAI RI TO THE LADIES: freshes the mind and Invigorates the body. Cares .Ifr where I got scratched up in this way. ibl The South! It is spoken as flippantly P .yess.era ag|lta xtv CHI EN' lnS !!!i, Tunic iiml Strengthening Piopertiw dytpept'i or moneyrefunded. jltfi _. l"tUI..Uli*T the I suppose that I would have been knocked y"f "I* CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, OWATONNA, MANKATO as you might speak of a little pocket IfeuralaTln. Karvoaa_ SS JT AND FARIBAULT. CxhaeatleM,lraMPsleiO with Vl*eu*a*TtU lAv to pieces only for the way them big borough likewell, like Rhode Island. EiSBCXGDOQi eight lotter-stampg. Sand for clrcnlar. I s. JOHNSON CO., BOSTON, MASS re nnsnrpa^sed'by any n.her Wii, Biingrf Chicago, ticloit, Jaueeville and Mineral Point. ar, Kldaara, Ilaauaclie erC'ald savt, ^a CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. horns lay over me." It is a vast empire. Steam, cracking (Ineed uii'lerMr.Stieer'j'own personal.-uperv'sioi Wank Aaklaa, r Swollen Feat, an A^riou.^?- Be.i Chicago,Elgin, Rockford and Dubuque. own it a conqueror. Endorsed and a pair of Magnetio Foot Batteries have no "up*i 1. its purits aid geniiines?, art guaranteed by the Chicago, Clinton, Hock Island, Cedur Riipids and its cheeks for power and speed, to bear, JOHNSON'S ANODYNE LINIMENT will iiwtsataJi-XHuIy bloo in the le'l*. and cure of all th* coiortaitit i. 1'hoy "How did you escape?" pri. cipal"Hospit IIN. and hoards of Health wm relieve these terrible di.scai":*, and rHl pniltlrelv Tama. carry a powerful niagnetio foroa to the eus ef the -12i!c5ses2*th you from New York to the southernmost have exaniined it. The yotingest child may partake oure nine cases out of ten. Information that will save Chicago, Des Moines. Council Bluffs and Omaha. disease. .__ "Weil, you see, as we come down W* thousand leading citizens BIeedinK t ^g. manChronisc Hoarseness,y Hacking V,*,delay wL.plns moment.tCour 5LE29ag,)yJ?TSr live sent free mall. Don't a of it, a' the weakest inva'i'.) n-e it to advan'age boundaries of that empire, can Lti,l?? Chicago, Canton, Scuix City, Souix Full* and Far f.ani Hack, Weakness of tho Spina, Fall. Bear creek canon after a run of about Prevention is better than cure. It is particularly heneflcla! to the aged an i lakaf ta tromh, Lcneorrhiait, throiilolufluiiiina. /,r Yankton. i'mii uciuu laau cure. barely do it in a little less than a week, 8 ,hIr/luei'za' Clergymen and phyalclanij in U. 8. and Europe. tlan and Ulceration or the Waanh, laeldcntal lluaarrhac delilita'ed and Ntutable to th various ailinent" twenty Jes in this canon we almost ESN0!i'S_AN,PDYNE LINIIWEKT k'lioiiplng-CoBijvEx-and^Ami, Chicago, Milwaukee, Albert Lea and Southern For Inter (13)ragalara ar Flooding, Palafal, Suppressed and and by latitudinal rails you cannot WFor sale by all leading druggists. SUO. that effect ihe weaki'r sex. Jt is iu every respec Minnesota Points. llanatraattan, Uarrrnn^**, and cliaucp at run over my 14-year-boy there, who i3fi!? A VVIXETO BERELIEL ON cross it in less than four nights and For Testimonials and circulars send stamp. {Jills, tats ta tha ISaatADpIlauau uud Oaratlvo Asaat Chicago, Milwaukee, Mason City, Mitchell, and was out hunting, and as quick as a lTiifrrmeiitcd Grape Juke. Chamberlain. ThBDr.S.1 Ri3hmondMdCo.St.Josecb.Ma three days. All the petty kingdoms of Speeds Send tor pamphlet to I. 8. JOHNSON & Co., UOSTOIJ. MAS*. For all forms of Female IMReaKUa It is vnmr flash he sent a bullet through the heart Rock Island, Dubuque, St Paul and Minneapolis. mostiMAKE waaad by anythinjf betui* Invented, both as a n.,tt~* Europe might be stowed away in it and An English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist. I of. the elk. Then we stopped. Iv'e Mat and as a source of power and vitalization. now trsveiinj in Is the.iuifle of the On rto. G-.'ipu* 'ccscrved in it. Lortl, btouttubuvjjh. A: Cu., igis, i.uUa^o, 111. ti.i country, says that Davenport, Calnar, St. Paul and Minneapolis. rrloa of althar Belt with HK netle Foot Batteries, 113. their presence be hardly known. Now of the H.raa and *nl powder* fO|fl l)ere hillMPJll, fl'Ovh, Siwet utaloanit I'liiifj fi'ohl lli^ Stnttir tiprsasC.O.D.fcnd cxuniiiatlon allowed,or by Reckoned it Up &n< if that elk and I Mllwaulcee, Racine, Beloll, Preeport and Rock York and Naw England might be hidden are won hleea trmsh. He *aya that SherWanS pvim, bj ttiinigation thereby dost^.yina the uxei! mail receipt or prive. In ordartntr, cena nnmn c~ Island. went a foot wo went forty-five miles." Condition Powdara are absolutely pure and' waiat Aud alee of afioe. Bamitta^-se out be made in en? er of fermeuiution It is perfectly pure, tie. Mitchell, Wolsey, Vshtoi and Aberdeen. in it so effectual iy as to require an reooT. aant in letter at ourr!*k. Mr. Marden bore many evidences of fr spirits and will keep in any climate (Jim Rivei Valley Line.) ThaMmanaton Onrmentaare adapted t al'. aee, arwem explorer to find them. It could be orar the undei-clothine, 'aat next t thr Spcrr'a Bttryutidtf. the hardship which he had undergone, hair Uka taa ataay Clalvanta aad Blaetrfa Ham made to produoo enough food and cotton THE BEST nJv.ril.e e*. eKtalT-l bajafck aVlv.ril.e4 rnltmmn BUtptrt and the Finttt Dining his lace and hands being literally flayed.Denver Mid llhbttld laa) aaiv.rtl.e 4 .twdrrlr M1 UB6B to feed and clothe the entire 14,000,- off at night The XDo TTo-o. 'Want taken off at night Tha hold theirpeuw/orer, an' Cmrt in tAtcerM are run on the main line* of Is- a d-trk rich medium Dry Wine nsed by tl. News. areworn at all seasons of the year. (wor at all seasons of the year 000,000 inhabitants of the globe. It is the CHMVAGO, MILWAUKEE ST.PjiUL wealthy classes assn table ordry dinucrewine, and by SendstaiL'Ti fortha"NewPepntureinlfedlea] Tre lhy in case where a wit instead of a MJEiltWJiy, and every attention is paid to passengers an undeveloped empire. But the wand SMBt Wltkuat aladtelav," with tJiuuaands of teb'.i. OF ALL *THCmHOME. by courteous employes of the Company. HOW TO MAKE AND KEFP sweet portismieded. Iieaving Out the Joke. of progress has been waved over it, and XHK MAGNEXOIN A^PT.IAWCI? IT."Mrs Henry Ward Boecher's latest and S18 State 'hlMr best book. It Is a work that every wife, the generous soil is beginning to yield Spctr's (Soetalfte) Claret. Some people are bright enough to enjoy S. MERRILL, A. V. AKPE1ER. every mother and every housekeeper ought to its fruits* and cities are rising on the hsve. Bjaeticsl common-sense, useful every day, Gen'l JdfiDOjjer. Gei '1 Puss Agen a good joke, but do not have retentive Is held In high estimatio for its richne.ss as cotton fields. Steel, rolled out in the IT TOTJCBBS BVXXT XXFXWSMCE IW THB LIFB O J. T. CLARK, GEO. H. HEAKFORDt Tahle Win. e-peci dly-i i itud lor dinntr tite memories so as to be able to repeat form of x*ails, is doing the great work of THE THUS WOMAN. Beautifully bound and very at. Gen'l Sapt.Agt. Pass. Ass't Gen*. it to others. Failures of this kind are tractive. Prices, cloth, gold and silver sides new Sp- r's iherrtf. developing this immense territory, and style, tinted psper, sprinkled edge, $2.26 gilt sometimes very ludicrous. We give pTOaiCAN AKD BEAST, MfNNEAPOLIS&ST.LC!J!$ R'V to steam the resident population look edge $2.75. Specimen psges sent free to any address. Is wine of Superior \xt and partat*. some good specimens. The most Sold only by subscription. Agents wanted for the untold wealth that the future ne rich qua itii.'s o' the grapt"^ ii which.. For more than a thinlof a ccntuiy tiio I famous of this class was the college everywhere. Terms very liberal. AXB TMT .iud* has in store for them and the millions Mexican MsiatMcLtnlmeuthnsbeen I 8PECIAL OFFER FOR 80 DATS.Any subwho Professor who, on parting with a student "FAMOUS HURT IE* ROUTE." knuwn to iniliions ell over the world us sends us 6 yearlysubscribers to 'The Hoase- who will come after tliera. Gigantic fiipeer'ti IK J. Brandy. that had called on him, noticed iho only safe reliance for the relief or eper," st 60 cents each, or 18 trial subscribers raitroad enterprises have been projected, accidents, and pain. It Is a medicine 25 cents each, or 3 2-year subscribers at $1 each, that he had a new coat, and remarked IS A FUUE distillati .n from th grapu. v) above price and praise-the beat oti i and. the sagacious financiers who we will send a copy of The Home," postpaid, -lands unrivalled in this Country tor medicir..' that i( was t0 SftOTti Th tU4SOt, 3**- For every- loim of e^tf rna.1 j.ftj-) by mail. This offer la good only SO days?rom the l""P"" are to lay the rails are preparing to divert 4ateotitis psper, after wbfch time "The Home" with an airof resignation, replied: "It MEXICAN- It is a peculiar Qavor, similar to that i! th can be bad only throughour authorized agents. the hosts of immigration from their grapes from which it is distilled will be long enough'before 1 get anoth- The offer is made to introduce a copy or two of marcrailroa to the great Northwest South- er." The Professor enjoyed the -joke the book in sscn neighborhood. Bach copy will companies as well as SOLD BYC A8. ROO.S, sraatsa demand far hundreds more. er heartily, and, going to a meeting of the AND BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHKUli. BUCKEYE PUBLI8LHINQ 00.. college Faculty just afterwards, he en-'.Northern, are about to employ resident Mustans Liniment is without an sqnal Minneapolis Mian. Sept x? 184 It pesietrates Beah SMSI anmscl* to agents in Europe to point out the invitingness tered the room in great glee and said the rerjr hosiemaking tbo contlnu of the balmy, fruitful South. "Young Sharp got off such a joke just ancn of pain and inflammation impos ggSfSYLVANiAl QUM0 sibie. Its effects upon Human Flesh ami Norfolk's almost incomparable harbor now. He called on me a little while if the Brnte Creation ara saually wonder* offers easy access to the army of immigrants ago, and as he was leaving I noticed fid. The Mexican that will yet cut up the Old Dominion's his new coat, and told him it was too MUSTANG 1883 thousand-acre farms and short, and he said, 'It will be a long i make Virginia rich, and the steel rail time before I get another." No one from Norfolk will carry another army lauirhed, and the Professor, sobering Will Run More Easily, Idnbnant is Beaded by somsbody in of immigrants Westward and Southward.New down, remarked: "It doesn't seem so Teryhooae. Bvery day bring* newsrf Cut Longer Qraas. York Sun. tunny as when he said it" tk*Mraay ofaim awfwl acaddor bmrii Cut Mora Smooth snbdnad, of staemamattsi nmastwss "re- A red-haired lady, who was ambitious UasUab*atoC stored, or TaUmaMo stenwo or ox, Men and Women. '""-'-t- of literary distinction, found but awe* hy tho haaliug power of ibis Requira Lasa Repairs, Otunuiteed Strictly First Class. LINIMENT poor sale for her book. A gentleman, When a woman becomes flurried sho Mora Eeaih/ Adjusted. for Bsaaty of Finish. Pipe like Tone, Superiority in speaking of her disappointment said: feels for a fan when a man becomes And the MoatDunible. ffit Action. Work and. TboroDKhnesa ofUuustruction i'- "Her hair is red (read) it her book is they stand unrivalled. IN FACT LEAPS THE WORLD. flurried he feels for a cigar. 'I Ayer's not." An auditor, in attempting to re- I BLBOABT CATALOOTfZ8 V&BB. Women jump at conclusions and i TOUT MiER WIMaUffraV Itasca*^ WBM)a\ t*? WHITNEY ORGAN CO., late the joke elsewhere, said: "She generally hit men reason things but the flBND FOR 1LLUSTBATID CATALQOPB. has red hair, if her book hasn't'* Sole Hannfai turers Roral Orgaaii Hem*. Vigor, Btkosiaaetlsaw logically and generally miss it I 4 __Isigs, Bttsr i LlsOTD,Siri^IAWll(W The most unfortunate attempt at Je^tStSS, COaaiSSv PBXBOIT. HICK. Mwsslee, Mmnn Women always show by their actions Btreftse* *ataT reproducing another's wit was made by ia aanaaaaaa %fm% that they enjoy going to church men Bttee suaal! ntisuia l*ls PHILADELPHIA, PA. VIGOROUS HtAtTHr .ME N an Englishman who didn't understand are less demonstrative. Olel CMIaatalSuta the pun,. but judged -from.the applause TE8TED -.I Some women can't pass a millinery Bewe BlBBles, CsAeel FPR RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITS MrMSi, ASMI i hatleesl erarr Mra* ief 'V with which it was greeted that it must store with out looking in Some men ItheeJu MATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. Baa witlsesit eeasw. be excellent During a dinner at .which can't pass a saloon without going in. yaaatsMe awS fWwar Seed valeera far fortne BBOTB Casino* it cures Th* abov* Is correct map of the ho was a guest a waiter let a boiled A woman never sees a baby without 1 SeS wtDbe seat Pass wall nbo applj justomen of SyiwXsis, atevtsutr. BUB* Mtets, ALBERT LEA ROUTE, laa) seaaaa aaad aat wrria fat it. AUwcuacatfrommy tongue slip off the plate on which he IT is a most agreeable dressing, which 1 nenusBesv BTaraess Bearee, Hoetf IMeeasee, wanting to run to it a man never sees aaaaMlataaaatwarfaaaHl eabebetb fteib aad true to name. "stt Btot, flerew WoTSBifBeab, was bearing it, and it fell on the table. by use In thonsandi ae aur. Sua saaald it pnrta otherwise. I agree to reeU die nd Its Immediate connections. Thr ugh Trains tln it at once harmless and effectual, for preserving :f a baby without wanting to run from i Heflow Horm, BerateBes, Wind* ntlftmadlcs}iprlnn Mis. afy calliscdoa of vegetable seed is one of cases. Fonuded The host at once apologized for tiie *8T. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO GHICACr estaaatva ta be taad la aay Aaieficaa catalogue, the hair. It restores, with the Women love admiration, approbation, falls, B#awisi, Thrssah, Bls%lnvj a large pan of it is ef a yawn growing. Ae the without change, onnactlne with all lim* F-ciples, 1^ nas-oeenraTow- mishap as a lapsus linguae (slip of the OleTBeres, f*l BU TilwnT sspou adulation, self-immolation on the part eytataal laa nstowdaaar a/Barl* "aandRnrkaaknU nsireSaee af Bar! gloss and freshness of youth, faded or gray, dlseasejnakesfavospecific I Influenc Ing In au^l reppfation the Bis suad*every other sJlsmextt EAST anil SOUTHEAST. the tongue). The joke was the best thing PeTelaaallaselafcead BarlyCava. th. the llabbard while Itsnnmerons competitors have invarlabljr of others, and are often weak, vain and ts whisk the oeentpeJste the Seaaah. MarwIalieaS OaSbnaei fklan. *a Helen, light, anil red hair, to a rich brown, or deep a#e S!. The only line runnlnsr Through Care between (ailed. The direct application of jstila remedy to at the dinner, and our friend concluded J'.e.,e Btahle ani Btoefc Yard are liable. and a tear* of other new-Vegetable*. I invite the patron frivolous. Ditto men. MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES. Iowa. black, as may be desired. By its use thin age of the public. In the gardens and on the farms of to bring it up at his own table. He accordingly The MeaJesjs HsMtasqr XlstiaFsnt felt without delayi lie natural functions of the tnoee arae plant my seed will lie found my beat advertisemeat. A woman always carries her purse Through Trains between human orranlsm are restored. The anlraatlnr elemenu always onres and never ttisappolnts: James H. Crepory, Uarblehead. Ma hair is thickened, and baldness often invited his company, hd instrucied of life'which ha^ei been wasted}' are given in her hand so that other women will aadltlStpostthrely, MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, back. The bnoyaiitenfnjryor the brain and miucu his servant to let fall a roast i & Dnlnt DpotRailroads, from and to though not always cured. It checks falling connecting InpUnion for all Points South n THE BEST see it a man carries his in his inside -S* AT system reijders toejpaf cut cheerful be sains \1d Southwest Close connectionsmade with St. P.. V.A ju of beef as he was bringing it to the table. strength with rapidity? of the hair immediately, and causes a^new i: pocket so that his wife won't see it When the "accident" occurred NJaVOOSpK&ILlJcy,rorgatife yoiitlinilIndlscretloudan,weakness LANDRETHSPED nnmerpuxc!,ls NsuH^o points North and North-Weet. growth in all cases where the glands are A man of fashion hates the rain because obscure diseases, buflilng the skill at iie exclaimed, "That's a lapsus lin- or ALLKv-VSS ttMMKnnmui PULLMAY PALAOE SiK-pt ?*K^w!, it deranges the set of his pantaloons not decayed while to brashy, weak, or CAU oil all night Trains. Tli^n "Meet*. M: LINIMENTS *eo free indulgence, Tid over brain work. guae." -Nobody laughed, and tie said no* checked to destlnadon. jt ine a woman of fashion hates it be- touot,teuijiirito-w!iiIeyuc enemies lurk is otherwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality fare, etc., eall upon nearest Ticket Agent, or adiir..r 1 your system. Take a fomedy tliat has cured thou, ugain, "I say that's a lapsus linguae," (cause it derang her complexion. 9. BOT. Ag't,H nid strength, and renders it pliable. QP sands, and (loouot Intfirrcro with you attention HIH^^ferfT^iARS^a ,V.V flamMTkt.* Pus MisBSOBclie- and su 1 no one laugned. A screw was When a woman wants to repair dam- (businesythre to so canse any pain or inconvenience. SEEDS For the MERC ANT on, our Kew Plan SEEDS SendbraDetpripilije AnatomicalV loose somewhere, so he told about the -ages she uses a pin when a man wants The Viaon cleanses the scalp, cures and lllartration,Trh!t)i will dbn*im- the moat fovptital For the MARKE CARDENEr. tongue faliiug, and they did laugh. I to repair damages he spends two hours that tha en bo ie*wd. pericet manhood, aud SEEDS prevents the formation of dandruff and, m.^' For the PRIVATE FAMILY fitted for deities of lit*,lani..'if ney,raff*tod. a "Why is this, said a waiter, holding and a half trying to thread a needle, 70B MJelT OB BEASTi Scotfree to anyone, Cemedr aoldONLTby the by its cooling, stimulating, and soothing 'CrOWn rinrexftlwftex on our own Fa^- up a common kitchen utensil, "more Awbman can sit in a theater for three DBWtllTTIEti HARRISWSBSOYiCO.r8.CHEi8!STS. -J- properties, it heals most if not all of the remarkable than Napoleon Bonaparte? hours without getting all cramped up, Or^mndmome Illastrated CataJeirae aad Raral Register YUEE TO AUL. 306KN. lOjfc.SS ri 8T. LOUIS, BOO. humors and diseases peculiar to the scalp, Because Napoleon was a great man, i catching the toothache, or becoming HERCHANTS, SEND US YOUtt nCSCiESS CARDS FOIt TKA1 LIST. *f & S taoUostVr. ^1two aeaii- aso'tlc 3s but this is a grater. When the funny faint for want of fresh air a man can't keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under DAVID UNDRETH&S0NS.$EEDQ<1OWESS.PHILA0ELPU3 155 Randolph St., CHICAGO, IU, man reproduced it in his circle, he ask- When a woman is asked by a fond lover ,:L which conditions diseases of the scalp and CATARRHE Specialty EaUhllshed 1957! A regular Phyat. "ChAM BALM elan, Ouresal Private.Nervous.Blood,Skin an/ edthe question right but answered it I for her heart and hand and says "No," WATARR hair are impossible: Urinarydiseases froiuYouthful lndlscretlonsx '.~t.f "Because Napoleon was a great man, "WTieel Scrape Co-MANuraoTUMa testes anManhood,Marrlage exposures, producing Nervous Debii- she don't always mean it when a man y.Los )mpedlments,and al riexnal Diseases. Cal or wr full symptom" but this is a nutmeg-grater.^' 0!tain(','antl.ftl otbf*r hiisinfss MI tin- is asked by a jovial friend to take something As a Dressing for Ladies'Hair/ Call or writeTreatment Consultation and opinion fr cot'' 'as gained an nviiiOic U. latent*()ltice' atteiidt^cl to fi pfnlon fr. and says "No," he don't always ^si'^2^ I'jiulitioir wherever The Viaon is incomparable. It is colorless, aaananwa.SfASlliranT'fiaMCBiBat OF'' ^_ either.*' Philadelphi n'. Sraffe Kisses. MODEHA0E FEES. ('utlat,safe,8ctentlflu. Medicine sent ererw'.' knovm, disphitint ill mean it, a Call. iMillSiit contains neither oil nor dye, and will I ht-r prepara i ioii'a- Aii WBIQHTS INDIAN EGETABLE PILLS UPS. py,, 'pilV'.Vffl^'.lOppsitt t.'lH U. S. P.-if^ 'Nobody on the sta^e," said an old a'rticJf undoubted '^SlPfe* not soU white cambric. It imparts an SLIVER.': ,nt, ^otHi.-.e autl vv*' can ohtani ji tt ra lierit. Is couviniciit actress who aaed to bo a reigning star How a Pig Made a President." FOK TUB ti ud cleanly It causes agreeable and lasting perfume, and as an in iiss liniH than iliise leamie liiiii many years ago, "neither man nor woman, )i- pain nor s11 eeziug. A pig once made Andrew Jackson Dtst thing is the Worid for Grading Rillreads, LeviesftPublic Rot' '03 l?A$H1\iiTO\. article for the toilet it is economical and kisses from choice.- At least, President It appears that away back IS NO A Ll- ihtl MODEL OR. I RAWISG. W vf have never known it to be so. It is not unsurpassed in its excellence. 4*} 7 in the early dawn of the nineteenth century, ottomed All Stocl i^l-VjSt' iW.tu .pstlf-Mability" *,fr'-i*' iUlD O SNUFF. a pleasant operation, no matter' how OUD, And all Bilious Complaints Mr. Somebody's pig smelt a cabbage Tll#, 'ijiarg- ainl we uiak** So Charge Untcvbfai ^^^//T. TPM/L ^rr^^^Va^ Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., much the people might like one another. Apply byth finger in a neighbor's gardenhe rooted a*ste!xsea /AV II Ar\V \1 /Tva^vXfcsoeajaj fj &, Ballroad A TownShip Bsfe to take, being purely vegetable no tti\+ 4* the nostril. It t- Vain tit. cfap#rf They are covered with paint, grease, tag. Price 25 eta. All Druggists. through the fence and demoralized said i&i .ill be absorbed,.ei- Practical and Analytical Chamlata, Flow BEATS ALL OTHERS. *%c rtifi. ht^re. i In piist.'ifiiiite and powder, and often with perspira* WR 'tn--lly cleans!ngthe garden the garden owner sued tine IR!OHEDY C0,,'LL^ r *^!/Lowell, Mass. *M$? ~%t unval-.pvSsafcHs ol ci. Snpt.. of inoii^v .-oi'dt'i* ll!V :i^|? tion, for kissing is the usual wind-up pig's proprietorJames Burrill was the' irrla virus, causinp SOLD ST ALL SBUOSISTS XVCnTTrnlBB. to some exciting and passionate scene, j'O oHii'ials of ili UrS. Pa*Mit Utiii prosecuting attorneythe prosecuting health} secretu IJ aiitj*inflamation,protects i- and the contact of the two faces, 01 Fi*r ciictil itilviee,'.t*ni"ia an.4 ivlt tbe membranal linings ol the head from uddit.on.il attorney was a candidate for the United YMasJUa and Uin wh* Nflkt colds, cor.plettiyl.ejils the sores ami restoresthe fra Rtnous PhTStosLDtbu. even the lips, is usually unpleasant ^rtv^s l arttial clit nts IJJ youipxi^vt, States Senatethe Senator was chosen Ity, Jinman Tihinwi sa4 sense of taste and smell. Bcnt-fical results fort Any sort of an actor or actress, if they '.Slatf.t.ir *oiinty Ajittr to^v /0$:$-A tiwir BM wjj nmimim. GOLDSr (tnf* it.* by the State Legislaturein that body realized by-a'Teiiapplications. fo the working class. Send 10 qvltkbr and raaJraUj ond. know anything ot their art, can simulate /Jt thnr-figrh treatment teltt enre. TkeBtsMdy is pat apla bws. K.I OMUag math),**. fox postage, and will matlyoti .ire. there was a tie, occasioned by the absence (Moafh toflet- euro, OIIUH tatartr*CISM.) Mi Uneqnaledwi^-iSl^2ofthe for COLO in HKAD, Headache Send for CATALOGUES to kissmgquite as effectively as if th ro al Valuable box of sample cjods OMtegthMlawsth*). 91. Brat by autl Ujtt wraj^nT ^lJ7l,t^",","r of one of Burriirs party, who .Oijpo-^i'at^'l)rf iV tihifig. j.t Ii.t and Deafness any kind mncoas memhiaiiul that will pot,yon in the way f 11.eke kiss were real. No matter how much WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO.. Mi Pleasant, lawa. circular By niail,prirpa!d staid away oil account of hwriuit afore- tog more money, in a few days than you ever one is excited by the scene, a kiss in received, fold byC.hae thought possible at any business Cnpital not required. Bid--thesaid,^^Ji^0^: ^^nV^lT^^ variably spoils the glamour of the acts We will start you. You can work it KLY BROTHBR8, ^niggi'sts, Owero,T. Man ft wior^i. ^k^mZI' Ti^r- th i casting^ybte of the speaker in fa^ the. ime or In spare time only. The work is am EEDS UlytMt tkcTiclaat '14^^,-m^Mh versally adapted to Jbotb exes, young and old resa^J^dwpeJa_Je illtision and bring. *#$, dpr^^nt^eixiiiali Banna, Ta,faaaBi You can easily earn from GO cents to $5 every eve X^al^-^t^^ii m^i^^^^i^^ro^ for war. which 'OMBor xon* luoa nine. That all who. want work may tt at th business, ^^^l^iil.^^^ would not have^one-^,11^ we make thiatnvp, re lied oiler to all who renotwell aauVfied we will send $1 to pay the a wsekathohM.^ tsostStfree^ Pay ssee trouble vf writing Its. Fpll panleulnra, rirectiona, intelysirs. ft^riah, Capital notreqshed. etc. sent free. Fortunes will be made bj sdW,tfvov?wi*lUlMsliiBewhk:h I BM CATALOGUE FREE ihoee who, give .the irwhole time to the work isefe1tlwrssxvy^gorol4,eansske ^entanecesfi absolutely ait're. Don't delay. 8 ri ort!an Main peat pay all the, tiaMtheywlrk with sfcjultte, STIKIOH o.. my expenenoe. owtalnty,writs for ptrttsniars t* B. HAM. Dec:!' IS^JP^ULi Il-I HIRslM IBLIY COalUdsasitf.riY.vChicafo,!! ^l A DEFECTIVE PAGE