1 NEW ULM REVIEW, W1EDHESDAY, FEB RUAR 13,1884. "I AY ALL ODDS A Bide On An Elk's Back. WOMASS PHYSICIAN I Controlling Temper. 8 Kstt* BBmr. rlo preparation. PAYSaNSK La*d with any pen for mark. H. Mirden, better known as Evenness of temper, which gives nn to rra nr fbnc PopuUrtordtcora- a fcPEST EQUIPPED S3 tn "Buckhorn Joe," arrived in the city stive-Y-fcrnilineii U*eiTdCni ruffled seienity, is perhaps one of the (0 Is 1 ii STtUtycutru* itAL DiploM. s.iabral* i yesterday with a w.'gon load of game, greatest natural blessings one can enjoy. 7 bjor: CASTORIA shot in Bear Cieek canon and vicinity. ta lerst. NtwsAgt'*. The ancient philosophers regarded S RAILROAD IN THE WORLD. Joe resides a few miles from Morrison, it as the triumph of their systems to TH1 BEST l CHEAPEST." near the junction of Bear Creek and educate a person tom tintain a perfect Let it be foievei 11 im inbennl that the H SiLTHnESHBS?tHg LADIES' PRIVATE COMP Ap rt Turkey Cieek canons. balance of temper. No matter what {Ipusgii forUt jfattorn "I toll you that elk was a whopper," came, a calm, unruffled exterior and [U (BuiMtaaU section. *t in said Mr. Marden to a News reporter an undisturbed mind were regarded as and Mete to The 4 rn^t. Cu Mansfield-OUoT who was inspecting the load, "and he worthy a life time of discipline. And Nervous Exhaustion, Infants and Children RAILWAY "CIQP pave me such a ride as I hope never to this was correct. Nothing so disturbs 4a Premature Decay, enjoy awxiin." the peace of families, the order of society, xn rt "~\3 HOME TREATMENT. the security of person and life, "How was that?" asked the renorter. What jrires onr Children rosy cheeks, is the bct and 8ljorttt ronle lo and from Ohica.o Loss of Manhood. What cures their layers, makes them sleep as ebullitions of temper. From the and Council Bluffs tOmalm) and (hat it is prefer "Weil, you see, it was last Monday, PQ Castorliu "^Sra ?ja-0 red hv all well posted traveicis when tt-sing to child up the presence of an ungovernable 0 and 1 was up Turkey cr ek caaon on An S0-pa^e (loth-boi'nd Book ot Advice to en and from When Babien fret, and orr bv turns, Yoiineor Xiiddie-aecd Men.w th prescriptions b/3?J bfl-S 2 -H a temper is an affliction, and eften the lookout for game. I saw frtsh CALIFORNIA ANu COLORADO. Wfat curee their colic, kills their irorm sHf-treatment a Regular rnj"icia ^wi. ^sfe is causes the rum of persons. Most crimes signs of elk and climoed up a rock to ft IT FRITfren iwmpt of tm three-oent COMMON E\5 MEDL'\L ISMRUU TOR FOR LADIES CaatoriaWhat rn^B tuaps Addra proceed from unbalanced tempers. take a look around. I had to be awful quickly cure* Constipation, W 03XTJL/Y It also operates the bet loute and the short line Sour Stomach, Colds, Indigestion T. W.LLJAMO 8L O ft'li-v-KlKEE, WlB ^4- Flaming passion and brute vengeance quiet about it, thousrh, so's not to skeer fl rt !l Oi J-H between CaateHa. ^-^g-rt^-ogb^s--1 go together. And where, in early life FOGEI the game. The rock I emm wasn't Chicago and St. FauliMiuneapolis Ci.ntait in=' n'l rmiHon in ref-rtnee to a'l qne=tionc reIntint ildiamlianil, the Farewell then to Morphine Svrupe, violence of temper goes unchecked, -l enable th to mifi above thirty toot high, and I calkerlated rt O conimve din instli it-e! to uts great lit n-tasf ir tllPI e ir \at i it ilii Castor Oil and Paregoric, and i'"!"1 e"s *1 Itl Il there is danger that future years will poplno "f 8 If -i *aa ar ,ork, con there wouldn't be much danger of Hall stor la. yx ff ojy EEUADlSCriF-CORE. 0 ominiioi d, nt en in pln eoc.*e nitrt del rate or nn ti r-t ludnitt ill ubo\e all Milwaukee, La Crose Sparta, Madison, For} be filled with trouble and sorrow. their getting sight first. I got up to (a i-rthoNoag-'.fj, "jnraen iaknnd th (ffhtb ruhun him tw ar ni.l.pn/iad otli^i itcom .ie i a"ion- it r.Vable te the Howard (Green Ba\), Wis, Winona, Owatonnt Ihii7ot Hence no subject can be more important Castoria is IO well adapted to Children the top and looked around long enough lii&d xork whuh ceoc 1 ie 1 b\ no ..th i book, i- nonnlet .rviiil-.ir No Mankato Minn Ce lar ipnis, Pen Motiu Webster A or to i rt oT ni of th* nn liclv How vers, ur will t\c iejt! it per.u.1 It,ues .rm itin Inch il S I ii ,.,o to pan nts than the education of that I recommend it a* innerior to any medicine to satisly me theie isn't anything City, Algon.i, Clinton, Freeport Maishalltown, h, ?a most noted aid 8ii ce Mill 11 11 th ,v ,i S me1'II. A ARCHZR, M.D., Iowa Freepoit, Huiti, Hoikford,IlI ,arc amongst (now retiredi lor theciu \emous liettility, their ohildien along th line. known to sight. Then I started to jro down on I IJ Hie II -ti* nior while it will it. i,l, many irk me inn ns now bor i tl its 800 local Htations on its lines MiomtManhtKtti.TVeatenrmvn. i \Mlecai). Km whom ,k 1. proved aim -I it notq 111 So. Oxford St, Brooklyn. N. Y. the other side. It was very steep on Many children ate born with propensities Inplain si.al Kiivd j,it?/ee .br ggi^acanfiilit ill! Ann ng a few of the niimer us points of pen a ur i i tbtiipt o,s or -*er ili-e uli ,r th- -plietc ffhwhitui it i- te-i ori enjoy by the patrons of this road, arc its it- i\ th ulo that side, and I readied out and caught to violence. If phrenology is Addratt OR. WARD & CO.. Ixuiaiana. ftte S litw i i ti t'oniH bv ignorance orb n_ kles- l-rejird ine law om Imt'ui'. |n im DAY COACHES which are the finest thu'hum in the limbs of a big spruce tree that -vi i lik. ln,tkn 1 silk, true, the developments of their skulls art and ingenuity can ereate, its PALATIAL i ,fnh i\ armcIs.ft form*t i ne*- \\hci Ii an toi tu tran of \omi hod an unlu.iian _1 a re i i i stood up against the side of the rock I show that their normal tendencies are nt rei SLEEPIINGCARS, which are m-xleleof comtort i lew will Kivevi ut a ivicm -'I'" ro ndt a nrie lump the cheek to mbu i oniwitros iltbl lia.ift and elegaice, its PXLAGE DRWUNG-ROOM MI in oidei *o i ie i a 11 hadn't scircely more than done this in the direction of violence. Manv I i-t i I nn ih p! nr CARS, which are unsurpassed by any, audits w'" cli the h.tie Minken ie th -l iri jtn -ti ilie 8 when my feet slipped trom under me parents sit helpless in the presence of fe Sffl ''i-f'io1 wtdelt celebrated tn linn- lien-eci in onr ins authois of tin work -n ci r. Ij bi iitv ih 11 ihi-e cl1 i I i form .ru mlt N t" and I swung out off the rock. My the outburst of passion from such children, NORTH-WESTERN DINING CARS, litt i i i .sou kl u. i 1ft. vivacitj the heh iLk-i piejrn -v ited weight was too much for the limbs I and leave the propensity to grow na -loi II I b\ a implei IIOIIILn tieatn toil i ii e-tinptioi a lav wi is rikt i imtlw -03 rt i'lor lio tho now i ueilt illnabe the ii.in it .m i the like of which aie not run bj any othei road an" rt had hold of, and I went down almost I vvt'iai nnt,td-into ntflt tin. ill nnj i il rei.eu ti ai'h n.i hai -s tin. and strengthen with advanc ng years. anywhere In short it is *ert that 11 Is cs a rt as though I was lead, taking the limbs Others seek to outcome it by brute THE BI-ST KQUIPPrD RO\l) IN THE WORLD. t-i i I sediftin ti tin khisbeintn uel Eminvali.isnl.iiti a pv an treat All points ot interest North Northwest ai with me, altuough they didn't prove to force, and either render the child stupid, i eitr ia uh. lib irjft I I to bi wit tit a tio IHII nn in trn ittci pe West of Chicago, business centres, summer re oi a enleit-'it'.ter ml I, u, c/- te liin^- It is i rnimt nde I bj in iiunntl dv hvsi. be of any use that I could discover in or destroy its native force of character. sorts and hunting and Ashing grounds areaecessi LI- -,S 1 liVlifK *Oie THK *ex It i-li indsom-lv i oi I and i lu-ti 1 fa nt post SPEERS what happened afterwards. I didn't The real problem is to so manage ble by the various bi mcht of this road iau i la i' up ieL pi ol $1 00 Aililn-sto It owns and contiolsover 5 000 miles of road have much time to think while going it as to learn it seif-control. Of ROCHESTER PUBLISHING CO and has over four hundred isi net 1 conductors P03TU5AL G8APF WISE. down off that rock, but I had an mea course no fixed rule can be given for constantly caring ior its millions of patr ns that I was in for some cracited bones. Ask y ur ti ket ajjt 11 lor tickets via this rontc this. The treatment must depend AND TAKE NONt OTHER All leading ticket Nos 32, 33 and 33} Osburn Block, 1 didn't strike ground, though, and largely on the peculiarities of the child. agents sell them It costs no more lo travel on Also now, come to think it over, I wish I But firmness without passion and evenness this route, th it gnes fiistcliiss aecomod ttions, G~^ ROCHESTER, X. Y. than it docs to go by the poorly eqtiippttl roids had. You see that elk with the sevenprong without weakness are essential in FERMENTED GRAPEJUCE. For ips de^cnpti\e rrulars in I summer lesort horns was hiding under the dealing with such children. Reason, Used in the principal Churches for Cummnnmn pap rs, or other information not obtainable shade of the spruce tree, and I fell MOTHBH ttttBh moral sense and self-control must be at your local ticket office, write to the Excellent for Fern ties' Weakly Persons) urn) th GEN'L PASS. AGT. & N. W. RM/. square on his shoulders. cultivated. Self-control is a quality i{ that cannot be imparted by brute force "I guess it would be hard to tell who CHICAGO, IL but must be educated into a child. It The only known peclfle for Epileptic Flu. was skeert the worst, me or the elk. SHORTclingtoii)siittconinldttSfonaraebhavnft1 HEALING SYRUP. Alio for Spauna and Falling' Slckneea. Kerrous is the most important element of home The elk started as though he had been The use ol ti i 1 Weakneaalt lnatantly reUereaandcnrea. Cleaatei education. i ine" i with ti shot, and this saved me the trouble of blood and quicken* iluralah clrcolatlon. KentraUse* eon name giJ 20 Million Bottles ioldli 10 yean. A certain Cur for doing anything of the kind, for he set And in this, example is of great genu of dlaeaae and aares alckneH. Ourea ad, ton\tn an ide ol ju back his head and brought them big Dyspepiia, all Diseases of the Kidneys, value. Self-control cannot be taught nh i quii by th [A SKEPTIC SAID] ilblic Ln horns ot his right square down on my by passionate parents. The example Liver, Stomach, Blood, Skin and Bowels. Q,ui(k I mn and the st of legs and held me there as fast as if I is more potent than the precept. Children icioiumiid iti JIIS all of Can Produce Thousands of Letters proving its Curative Powers which tne Inn iMie 1 bv th had been glued to his back. The wits aie shrewd students of human Cieatest Iiuilwiyiii Aineri Alf OLD AND LONG TBIED BEMED3T. seemed .skeert out of that elk. He did nature, and if the precept is belied in ngly blotllei and itnbborn blood sorea. Xllmlnates not seem to care where he went or LABOBATOBT 77 AMXTT STBSWT, MW YOHK CITT. the practice they are qjick to see it. Bolla, Carbnnclea and Scald*. ^'Permanently and CHICAGO, promptly cures paralyali. Tea, It laa charmlnf and FOR SALE BY AL DRUGGISTS wehre I wanted him to go. Turkey Hence, self-control must be exercised healthful Aperient. Kill* Scrofula and Kings Xrll, creek canon seemed to please him well in order to impart eiietive tcacning on --The King of Corn Killers. The most desperate MILWAUKEE twin brothers. Changes badbrsattitogood,rnioT* THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS enough for a little while or until some the subject, and where exercised and dogs got after him. He didn't seem to taught is the source of much comfort of WARRANTED TO CURE^ r^tel. Coraj, BtnrtoM, WASTS 4o.t Be- SPEBDILT cured. Price 25 Cents. have any regard lor his safety, and appeared gTJPAUL. a well-ordered home. Were the effects In Unfailing Remedy for A NDCj to be only looking for dangerous of ill temper properly considered, witheatmsdielne -Petal*thebaak, .*.fcead, Umha. aerrea* 4eMUr.la**bas e. (ralaebllltr. places to run along. I was notthe importance of the subject would be vheaaaatlaaa, paralyala. aralaia, aelatlea, 41*e*vs- Hot, SwoUen and Tender Feet,Chilblaine,4c Price 25 Cents. It owns and peiatcs over 4 600 miles of a 1 in es! cha kldaey,*ala*l aluais*. trptd liver, aoat, atraid for the elk, but when he skirted fully admitted. Let the criminal classes Northern Illim is Wisconsin, Minnesota Iowa seaalaal esmlMlja*,j lapataaay, Mthata, heart dla- aConi*ue Kannf 'g Co, 236, 5th Ave. Place, N. Y. City IBM rai,* along the edge of a precipice, at times, be considered, and we find that an uualanced and Dakota, and is its in nn lines br mcht-. and a*** dyspepsia, aatlpati*n, eryelptla*. IndlR**. tog the cause. Bouts billons tendencies and makes .S ea aarala or reptere. eatarrh, pile*, tplltitiy, couiu etions leach all tnc great UIHIIIC*S ctnties where the fall would be ti om three to temper is the source of much For Sale by Agents, Druggist* and Shoe Dealeit clear complexion. Equalled by none ln the delirium agae. et. of the Northwtsta id I"V Wt-t it natui illy five hundied feet, I was somewhat of their trouble. Impulses of covetousness, Tfh*n*nyd*MIity of th* 9EXERATITEORC \X of ferer. A charming resolvent and a matchless aw era the discnption of bhoit Line, md Bint eeour*. l**t vitalis), laok oraarra tare* aad visor, afiaid that tne consarned elk would or malice, or anger, account for laxative It drives Sick Headache like the wind. Route between waatlaa' waakaeaaa*, anil all tho** dlaea** of per. jaaal aatare, from whitTr c*uc, th* oo"tlnuoi, Contain*nodraatic catharticoropiates. Believe* loosen the grip of his horns on mv legs. the bulk of human crime. Could the tr*m of Macmctiim ptrmeatinff tliroiiffh pnrta CHICAOO, MILWAUBKL, S PAUL AND MINNE W tnatreatar* th-aa tea haalthjr attloa li.eia U110 Onct when he was a tearing along the cause be eliminated, the result would (THE BREflf] OCIS niiatak* iDout thia appliance CHICAGO MILWAUKIE OI.TONVILLL, ABERDEEN, edge of a gorge wheie I could look be greatiy lessened Ungoverned temper, *v icatored to sound SPBEH'S PORT (LiAPE WINE! AND LLCKNDAI.L 3 down as I hung over and see my iace as much as rum, accounts tor 1 CHICAOO, MiLwUKi.i., PoaTAot LA CROSSE A ND in the creek fully hve hundred teet below, thronged prisons, and led almshouses WINONA CnicAoo, MILWAUKEE,KAU CHIRE AND STILL fro I thought 1 could feel the grip of and desolated homes. Ih evil ramifies FOli'I HY&AIiS OLD. WATFl. M-^LKE TVET^ RICH BLOOD, n,S:h his hoin lelaxing on my left leg, and I society and pro luces ciime. fHICVGO, MllWAlKEE WAUSAIAND MlIlKIII. eac the brain of morbid fancies. Promptly cures Rhcumatism 1 thought it was all up with me. But he CHICAGO MILWAVK.* F, 1SEA\ II DAM, oxo Pl1 completely*change |.r\B'E3.6NETlC TIIIn tak by routing tt. Restores life giving properties And will the blood n the entire aya^m in tnrec month*. Any per- AC AND OSKOSH CHJ TRSTTD WINF is Ihn pure juice of held right on and in a few minutes he Wl fY~ Kn,!L to the blood. Is guaranteed to cure all nervous CHICAGO MLLWA-UKH*, AUKESHA ANDOCON The Wand of Progress in the South. de id 1 1 edp nt Gar laired in Spurs wis teaim' thiough the trees. 'Ihat's ABBOMINAL SUPPORTER* OMOWOC vinej mis it* iu\alu ible disorders. E^-Reliable when all, opiates fail Re. health, If such a thing be possible. Fo curlnir Female Complaint- tHtsr- l,ll have n CIIICACO MiLWAUKtE, MADISON AND I RAIRI where I got scritched up in this way. TO THE LADIES: The South! It is spoken as flippantly freshes the mind and inv'coratcs the body. Cures If S* "-f C-fvl eqaal. Phyaicians use them in their practice. Sold ovorywlur,. or srnt l,j mnll tor DV Cmtv inr iml Stipngrthpnmg I*i oj. ei ties Wit 1 1 t.111 111 I suppose that I would hive been knockeel dyspeps a or money refunded. as you mi^ht speak of a little pocket eight letter-stamps. Send for circular, i S. JOHNSON Ss to, 1!(,,IO\, HH-4. CUICAOO HILWAIKIE OWATONiA MAMCATO Neural*?! ft r\ u* (BHBtfiBHS} to pieces only tor the way them big boiough likewell, like Rhode Island. Ex]matloj,Tvpeil*,o fflllt 11 'i' ue t. I AND FAIULALIT ai* iniip -oi] nnj old Urn. Pong rrn Chicago, beloit, a ie-ville and Mil il Point er, UlJnjyo, IKuuuc.ie or* old Sect, CROUP, ASTHMA, BnGNCHlTTs] hoins laj over me." It is a vast empire. Steam, cracking Heals Anklea, or fcvrMcn Feet an A) i oi^.^ Be i din un 1 Alt S i i'n\\n pi i^oi 11 IIJKIV'-HI Chicaiio,EIt,in, Kotklortl and LHiliiiqiu aadap^irof Magnetic 1 oct Battel losl ai no ipe escape9" its 1 HI it ad ^iiniiKi- uu 111 ml" by the JOHNSON'S ANOmNE I INniK iT uill its cheeks for power and speed to bear Chicago, Lht ton, Uuck Islutd, Led It pids and intha li.it and cu oo all tli*=o ant 1!"T "How did you tan-oiiiH uhue tluse Icrntilc n I III i slu\r]y pn tipni Ilo^i it N ind on I- ot 1I1I1 wn Tama carry a voweiCul magnetic foiurf to tno tt ef tue you fiom New Yoik to the southernmost \F,7,!?'ra,7LtEr*ehsnvlmomenwiltapluxCocaaltyn\utla\iitt1,r cure nmo cuu out of ten liu "Wed, you see, as we come down lu\( 1 a 1 1 it llui n ili Mi ni 1 ai Chicago, D* Moines Conne 1 Bind* and Omaha disease I manv lives sent free by rm'! Don boundaries oi that empne, can Diseases of tlio tlooJ OTTO it a conqueror Endorsed Tor I nine TtoeV, WcnldicMof tlo p!n? ill- Chicago, Canton, bi uix Git} Suuix Hill* nnd tuki ol it ii tie ut tiki "i mi 11 'o ul\ 111 Beai cieuk canon alter a mn of about at i Prevention i better than curef( in writing by over fifty thous nd Icaui. tizcua Weeding the I UI.J. hro I I miseries llr iBfc ef t'i uo.ui, 1 morriWu lirontu liifiium atlon 5 Ytnfcton a{e It 1^ ntiiul il\ Ii tit 111 lit igui LINIMENlST barely do it a little less than a week, JOHNGOWlS A^ODYS\gE pL,, Clergymen and i nyslcianj in b. and Europe. and I let rutInn oftlic Woinli, lnolik ntul 11 ia tweaty in les in this canon we almost S Chicago, Wilw lukee, Albert Lta aid boathern lei 1 it 1 id aid suit ljleio th VIII is ill leni a rrliuge or iloodtnf, Painful, kupprtaocd nnd Ir and by latitudinal rails you cannot tFTor sale by all leading druggists. |1C0 (13) mn o\ei my 14-yeai-boy thete, who II lit ft l!l I I it) 1H1UJ Us]) reaul r J' natruution. Karri nn HIH! l.ai._r- ol Minnesota Pcints inS.i'l}1 Tor Testimonials and circulars send stamp. cross it in less ih in tour nights and 14ro, thlala tiiulieatApoUauao uud dilutive Azeu Chicago, Milwaukee, Mason City, Mitchell, and A WINL IO ILKI LI1 In mc HI ,u,atim for nic l)i irrl.cpi Chrome Dvsenterv hoi. i Morbus Kidney" lr ,h., D,sca"w cffci is out hunting, and as quick as a J&DUWIt. TheDr.S.A. RichmondMgdGo.St.Joseph,Ma Phainberlnin three daj s. All the petty kiugdoms of AI i riinf Bacn bold rven wh( ro Send lor |ui phK to 1 S JOHNSOV 4 hoa-os \ixsg "prfr^Viiftroifiitcd Sgajx* Juue flash he sent aim let through the heart For all forms of Female I!fi!eultl it is i"i Rock island, Dubuque, St Paul ind Minneapolis Sheridan a Condition To* dsrs 1 teB Euiope might be stowed away in it and pushed by anything bUu.e li.voiite 1 linsa .a.) 'nTigi i^ t. Sur ton nndt I ^nimt n- sr ot the k. Tnen we stopped. Iv'e lik loia bl uuiit 111..Ii i aaatt n(lasab.urcc powcrand vi all ation i (j, in liovi tr^vt ij, in i uitr avs mt most their presence be hardly known. New Istht 1111 1 of tin O il f-s rvi liiut Davenpoit, Cal nar, St Paul and Minneapolis rnocoftiltlivi Lelt with JI cticFc. tUa.tLncs Vi i ,ft ft tl ch" aid un 1 nvders id hi re leckoned it up and if that elk and I Sentl expreoa COD ,and tx^n nation allowed oi 1 hon, Mihviukee, Racine, Beloit, tretpurt and Rock nituiiil ti sh sunt stall a^i 1111s fiom York and New Engl md might be hidden ore non LSS ira-^ti He thai S erldanm I mall receipt of pi ice Inorderirt send meas.u'M ak went a toot we went forty-hve miles." I b\ tiinitfrat 01 th iel tt -t \in_tli \ei Island Untilon ivrK. art- al sohitl purWe and' isi iidalaa fihoe Rei 'tta* "aeon be made in tn in it bO efleeluauy as lo leqiuie an Mitchell, Woley, \shton ami Abeideen ir of lei 11 ation It is iitit l\ pint, tu roncy sent in tUr at our Mr. Maiden boie many evidences of tM^I ml'.rV^rt ti\ (Jim Rivei Valley Line The Magneton Qarrosntaaro c'aptedtoal ag"8 oi li hpmts an 1 Ulke pin 1 elim ite explorer to hnd them It could be a to 1 omt od oo'd uvery wliorc, or sent b* mail for 8 letter atames. i 8 JoaaaoH &Co Li.oV, Hu. w#rn over the undet clothing ot aest t th the hardship wtti he had undeigone, Sfte'r't, Btt/'{/unfit/. 8VLg*like made to produce enough food anil cotton *dy the many Vnlvanie and Eltelrte If nut his iace and hands being hleially flayed.Denver adarlat aa rtenfivdy) ixnd s.ho\ Pull nt an Steeper* and the Pineal lUning to feed and clothe the enure 14,000,- taken off at night. Thy hold t!.olrpow/o-.ir,an' Cmttln thetcortd arc un on the mainlines of ^cws. are worn at all seasons or rlnjwar a 1 lkruh nu hum Dr\ Uine 1 1 td 000,000 inhabitants ot the globe. It is the CHit .tOO, MILW.IUKMiMl S ST PAVi. Bend t*n fo- the' New lit. ture in Jfedlftil 1 rn wealthy (la si IMI nbt 01 1 ui 1 win an I hy mnt With-ut Alodltliiv with tJ^ii.-jLcds tee an undeveloped empne. Bui the wand MJiMliWJly and every attention is pud to pis hysici".ns in ists wl eie adij v\n 1 stead of 1 "THE HOMF HOW TO MAKE AVO KEFP aiale sengera by courteous cmpto\es of the Comp iny Leaving Out the Joke. s\\ eet poit is i teded of progress has been waved over it, and IT "Mrs Henry Ward Boecher latest and best book It a Work that e\ery wife, 318 SUi^ the geneious soil is beginning to yield Sin f\s (S 'r(ati'e) Clan*. every mother and every housekeeper ought to Some people are bright enough to enjoy S 1MJERILL, A CARPE'lEll its fruits, and cit e~ aie using on the have Poetical common sense, nsetul every day, a good joke, but do not have retentive Gcn'l Msnager. Gti 1 iss Agen Is II 11 I11J1 si in itio for 1 11 im ss as cotton lields. bul, tolel out in ihe IT TOUCHES BVERY EXFERI1KCE IN THK IIFE OP im tin in 1 1 i memoiies so as to be able to repeat un1 1 il I 11 1 ci I y-t J. CLARK, GEO HEAI FOKDt THE TRUE WOMAN Beautifully bound and ery attractive fonn ot lads, is doing ttie gieat work ot Prices, cloth, gold and silver side new it to others. Failures of this kind are Oen'l Sapt 4gt Pass ABS'I Gen' sp rt ti HK developing this immense teintory, and style, tinted paper, eprinkled edge, $2 25, gilt sometimes very ludicrous We give edge $2 75 Specimen pages sent free to any ad to steam the IVSI lent population look feliNwtMPOLIS&ST.LGiJ'S R'V some good sp cimens. The most il drees Sold only by subscription Agents wanted I i wiin M,| ei 1 1 ml ia 1 for the untold wea tn that the futuie everyvs here Terms very liberal ueh qu 1 Ui 1 I famous of this class was the colJesre Tor more than a tlm il of a ccntuiy tli' nu wn eh ai) a AKD THr has in stoie tor them and the millions II SPECIAL OFFER FOR 30 DAYS-Any sabwho *t#jtl*ii KleiA.n I^.nun.eitthnsbccn Piolessor who, on parting with a student "FAMOUS ALBERT LE A ROUTE." sends nt 6 yearleach, subscribers tol"The subscriberesHous |y nown to mil ions 11 over tlio woii'J who will come alter tiietn. Gij intic 0 cent or 12 tria Speei i-* JiniHfh/ that had called on him, noticed ket per," at I ie only a'e reliance foi the relief oi rauroad enterprises have been piojected, at 25 cents each, or 3 2-year eubscrtbers at $1 each, j* cldenta and pain It is a me .icir that he had anew coat, and lemarked and the sagacious hnancieis who IS i tisiilhiti 1 1 ti iii Uu tjiap i 1 wo will send a copy of "The Home," postpaid, I abore pi ice ana pi ISP the toest oil th it it was too short. The student, 1 mils inn ihe I in tin nintri 01 nit 'ieii I by mail This offer is good only 80 davse from the Ii 1 j.d. Fox ey*ry loi in ol external put I aie to lay the rails are piepanng to diveit Th Home 4 I "i wi an air of resignation, replied: "It date of this paper, after which time MEXICAN the hosts of immigration from their 11 is a ptcnl ur fiivoi mil ir to th it ih can be bad only through onr authorized agents will be long enough befote 1 get another api sin 111 which it is distilled The offer is made to introduce a copy or two of march to the great Noithwest. Southern The Piofessor enjoyed the joke tb book ln each neighborhood. Each copy will railroad companies, as well as I create a demand fer hundreds more heartily, and, going to a meeting of the -.OLilB O i*-.. L. UOO-.. Northern, are about to employ resident BUCKETS PUBLISLHING CO, college Faculty just afterwards, he enteied AM) BY DUUGGIsTS i LH\ vVHI Uu Mutton*Liniment is without an equal agents in Eui ope to point out the invitmgness Minneapolis Mian. the room in great glee and said: Sept 7 Ihbl It penetrate* Aoah aitfttt muaele to of the balmy, tiuittul South. the rerjr boss*making the continuance "Young Sharp got off such a joke just Norfolk's almost incomparable harbor of pain and Inflammation Impoxlna now. He called on me a little while ible. Its effects upon Human Vlesh offers easy access to the army of immithat c-T* &7 the Brute Creation are equally wonder ago, and as he was leaving I noticed toogrants will yet cut up the Old Dominion's ful. Tho llexican his new coat,and told him it was MUSTANG thousand-acre' farms and shoit, and he said, *Ii will be a long onefromeNoifolk mak Virginia rich, and the steel rail time befoie I get another." No tytGA* will carry another army laughed, and the Piofissor, sobering of immigr ints Wotward and Southward.New Surpass all others Will Run Mora Easily. down, rem"liked: "It doesn't seem so Liniment Is needed by somebody i.i Yoik Sun. Cut Longer Grass. tunny as when he said it erery boose. Xrery day bringr* news i Cut More Smoothly, AND ARC tl*e agamy ofaa awful se*l& or bur A led-haired lady, who was ambitious nodued, of rkemnaatte martyr* i Lass Liable, to Obstruction, THEE3SI Men and Women. stored, or a valttable Aor*e or of hteiary distinction, found but Raquire Lata Repairs, airai by the healins power of this Guaranteed Strictly First Class. poor sale for her book. A gentleman, LINIMENT When a woman becomes flurried she Mora Easily Adjusted. in speaking of her disappointment, said: For Betnty of Finish. Pipe like Tone, Superiority feels for a fan when a man becomes And tha Most Durable. of Action Wi rk and '1 boroughness of Conduction "Her hair is red (tead) it her book is flurried he feels for a cigar. they Rtind unrivalled. IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. Ayer's not." An auditor, in attempting to relate Women jump at conclusions and XhXaAXT CATALOGUES FRBB. EVERT lOWER WIRMITF1. whleh stMedUy earas touh. ailmenu of the joke elsewheie, said: "She generally hit men reason things but ADOBXM WHITNEY CRGAN CO., the HUiiM nJSu. 9BKD FOR ILLUSTKATID CATALOOUK. has led hair, if her book hasn't." Bhtaaifttlim, Swelllnge. SltltT logically and generally miss it. Sole Hanuf( lurcrs yal Organ* 'r Yigor, LLOTD, SUFFL EE AWALT OI The most unfortunate attempt at Jelatt*. (OMtraeted Mmeelee* JBairn* Women always show by their actions DETROIT. MICH. atee. calde. Cmtt, Braliei aad reproducing another's wit was made by that they enjoy going to church, men )raaaaat PHILADELPHIA, PA Folsonaeis Bltea aad VIGORml^t tf AlTHrop MEN an Englishman who didn't understand are less demonstrative. Uti*je_alUSDaeea x^aaaeeae. Old tne pun, but judged from the applause area. tTleera* VirortMUejClUlblalaa. TESTED Some women can't pass a millinery ore Mlaples. Cakett Breast, and with which it was greeted that it must FPR RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITS store with out looking in some men iMdeael evarp fbraa of esteraal ellsease. be excellent. During a dinner at which I keala letthowt aaars* can't pass a saloon without going in. NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. YEARS For the Batm CttAi-iov it raxes Mr T*M*aa aa4 Wlmmmt ato*4 *aUM for he was a guest a waiter let a boiled Th above a oorrect map the A woman never sees a baby without lS SS wlllba aaat Faaa to all who appl) uionicrs of Sprmlne, wfnny, StinT Joint*. tongue slip off the plate on which he ALBERT LEA ROUTE, last aaaaaa aaad aoc write for it All see ic.ii from mj Ir is a most n^iceable diessing, which Fonnder. Ifarmeee aforee. Hoof 11 warning to run to it a man never sees Mabliahaiant warraatad to ba both fresb and true to ntmt, was bearing it, and it tell on the table. easee. Foot Bot, Screw Woraa. Beab, so lkr that sheuid it prora otb.rw.je 1 agree to rei 11 the by me In thonsandi 11 at once huinltss and effectual, for piesen a baby without wanting to run from it. nrl its immediate connections Thr ugh 1 ruins Hoflow Hon, Seratehea, Wind8allsSlores. araar gratia My collecuoo of vecctable seed is one. of 1 he host at once apologized for the otVcues. Founded on the saoat extaoaiva te be found in uy American caulogue ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO GHICAC Women love admiration, approbation, mg the Inn. It lestoies, with the SlpaTin, Thrnalt. BIna bone, tclentiflp medical prln aad a large part of it is of my own growing A the mishap as a lapsus Imguae (slip of the without ohange, nnecttng with all lino Id Pell Kvll, Film upon Jples, It h^asbeen grow rtstaal tatrwaM *T Karl? Ohio and Rurbaak adulation, self-immolation on the part gloss and fieslmess of youth, faded or giay, tongue). The joke was the best thing Patatatca. If arhleliaad Earl Cora, the Hubbard lng in faror and repetition the Slarht and every other ailment EAST and SOUTHEAST of others, and are often weak, vain and aqaaah. Harblalie4 Oabb**^*, flilm.e' Uelon. while ltnnmeron* couinetitors lia\ ln\atlablj light, and led Inn, to a nch blown, or deep to wkleaa tn oeeapani* of the at the dinner, and our friend concluded and a score of other new VeArcat .e* I invite the patron The only line running Throujih Cai between tailed, the direct application of litis remedy to frivolous. Ditto men. table and toek Yard are liable. aee of the public In the pnrdrns ard on I tins of tlieaeat oftlie disease makes its siecinciniluenei black, ns niiy be dtsned. By its use thin to bring it up at his own table. He aceoidmjdy MINNEAPOLIS and DES MOINES Iowa. those wh plant my S'ed wi I fo. 1 my !e* a vert ve The Mexican Bfustamcr IlnlB*?n A woman always carries her purse f*lt witliont delay. Tho lmtttral tuuetions of ti ment. James H. C"-C"i/, iiarrlehca I "a Through Trains betweet) invited his company, nd insti always cure* and never diaappolnta, Inn is thickened, and baldness often tinman orjra ilsin are restored. 'Hie anirrtatlnp ele in her hand, so that other women will aad it is, positively, menu of life which havei br en wjtcd *rp glytn MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUiS, ucied his servant to let fall a roast though not always cuied. It checks falling back. The buovatitencnerof the brain andmtucu see it a man carries his in his inside THE BEST fosnectlng in Union D^pot for all mts South ot beet as he was bringing it to the tabic. .ar system render* tlie pat cut iliteiful, he ealus of the Inn immediately, and ciusesanew uthweat Close connectk ns made with St 6 pocket, so that his wife won't see it. ttrenptl with rapidity. THS'PI Wnen the "acudent" occurred and St & Pnlutii Rallroaus, from and to Tio\\th in all cases wheie ihe glands aie MARVOUbDIHlLlTY orpin!-weihne and A man of fashion hates the rain because points North and North West no exclaimed, "That's a lapsus Un- numerous obscure dic inn thu si ilia REMiSJlBBH! 1'ULI MA P*LArn BIF OF ALL it deranges the set of his pantaloons bust physicians, result youth ul lndlsi -etloi not decided wlnle to biashy, Ateak, or TAIB on all night Trnln +n" "i kpta 1 quiL." Isobo iy laughed, and ne said too tice indclu. nee, i ov er biaiuwork a woman of fashion hates it because r ch eked to ditlna inn ji irif t?l) ne theiwise dispiscd Inn. it imparts vitality ain, "I ty that's a lapsus Unquze," Do not temp i izo TI llo such enemies lnrV in f*i etc, call upon lie treat !i kr Acent ot ad i it derang her complexion. your sj sitem. T.tl a i mert t! at htb cm ed thou S^-mnir^Eihl^lAns an I sa I no oae taugaed. A sciew was H. F. I!ftT. ml 8tien,th, and leudeis it pliable. a^S sands, and .loee not iiitcrlt ro with jo attention When a woman wants to repair damages th flen'l TVt. A PtM. As't, MmnoapoLi- to (bu*tti ess cstttse any jniin or incou\ enience. loose soniewheie, so he to aoout the SendtbraDMcriirtiTePamp let n Anat mlV she uses a pin wnen a man wants tonai filling, and tliey dd laugh. OttWO For the MARKET GARDENER &&&!-$& The V10011 cleinses the scalp, cuies and 11 a-trfttion Tih liwilconri ilm ino. et i ri i\Ur\9 ,r i.Qk. EverPumlshed Agents S&o to repair damages he spends two hours SEEDSFoOr tha thy etn be rcit to p. net manhood, mid irausni., i,ue trs ft. Fo tho PRIVATE FAMILY te^Sf^ piewnts the fonnation of dandiuff, and, ir. BJt ^iw IVtaw fittedfortlieautle of! f s*n Ifne^eraffeetad & "Win is this,' said aw utei, holding and a half tiymg to thiead a needle. SAB%WaTr CSi. Bentfrsoto anyona Eemed" BoldONZiTtx th.9 by its cooling, st'tiuiliting, and soothing up a common kitchen utonsil, "more G^Wn fstirftftlvftSton our ow^i Fat -.(Wtaai Bm.lLy sm^mn r*^wDYco.B,rs wzwsii A woman can sit in a theater for three piopeities it heals most if not all of the umaik inle than Napoieon Bonaparte? Handsome Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FI1CC TO AI.I,. hours without getting all cramped up, 306K .O'h ^A. ST LOOI3, fifjC5. Boo iiise Napoleon was a gieat man, huniois and diseases peculiar to the scalp catching the toothache, or becoming XHEKCHANTS, SEND US YOOt BUSINESS \Iii)S TOII TXIKHV. LIST. but thi- 1^. a muter When the funny DAVID LANORETH&SONS.SEED QnGWE^PZLi^ELPHiJl 155 Randoluii St., CHICAGO, III faint for want of iresh air, a man can't. PATENTS keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under in rcpioduced it in his circle, he asked Specialty Ea'ablished 1387? A regular Phv When a woman is asked by a fond lover which conditions diseases of the scalp and elan, Curall Pil\ate Nervous Blood,Skin an the question ngnt, but answered it, for her heart and hand and savs "No," Urinary diseases frotuT outhful Indisc retions ex hau aie impossible. "Bee mse Napoleon a great man, "Western "Wheel rSerapei* Co. esses and exposures, producing Nervous Debi she don't always mean it when a man .y.Lost Manliood,Marringe impcdiments,nd a but this is a nutmog-giatar." is asked by a jovial iriend to take something tet IK 111(1 II ntllt 1 llllsl If Ml 1 I fixnni Diseases Call or write full sympton 0 A a Dressing for Ladies' Hair Consultation and opinion fr*. Treatment co I'-galnt. I ii n\ .On and sa\s "No," he don't always Pit* nt O life i*tei (ltd r \tla!,safe,selentiiio Medicine sent evertr i tit ti in Hlcri i MANUFACTURERS OF The Vioou is incompaiable It is colorless, MODUHATL FI2E^ mean it, either.F/nladelphia Call. Stajje Kisses. sn --pl i II I TheOnlyPractical&ParableWheeledScrapers. WRIGHTS INDIAN GETABLEPILIS lT is -it t'i V. contains ne^lici oil noi d\e, and will tin pn paia i isAi Om "Nobody on tne std^c," sud an old rtic ti .(if bu.il llltl V\ til 1) !l [l not sol white cambnc It .mpaits an How a Pig Made a President. (a LIVE lit, till in I torn it ut ncaess who u-ed to bo a rei^ninj: star ii I clea ly Ii 't- agieeable and lasting peifume, and as an in It th in lh st* it ui ii i many \eais igo, "neithei nor wo-' un noi tztng A pig once made Andrew Jackson Dest thing in tha World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. 4&hl\hTO* aiticlefoi the toilet it is economical and mm, kisses Itom oice. At least, i IS i\or A Ll- President. It appears that away back soul MODEL OB I I? ,J./\iV have never known it to be &o. It is not nnsuipassed in its excellence. in the early dawn ot the nineteenth century, .l)!D O SNUFF And all B.liousComplaims hist to i i (r ilit 11 a pleasant o^t ration, no iatter how Mr. Some ody's pig smelt a caobage Thalr Double Bottomed, All StocJ Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., li tijf nni v\ ii ik \n (Itn%i Vi mu the poo| le might like one another. \|ip'j bj th hngei in a neighborsgaruenhe rooted B*Ie to take, being purely \egetable, no $c Drag Scrapers & Railroad & TowrShip the in Mri It Ihey aie coveted with aint, greaae, /^i 11 oh'HI I (ih nl dig huce Jo ct-. All Driwiifcts thiough the fence and demoralized said 1 he hsiirlx ei i i i hie ili ui Practical ami Analytical Chemists, Plow BEATS ALL OTHER3. II (j and powder, and often with pei spirtv W til IIJ lit. Ul'-ll gtlle garden the garden owner sued tne -FEVER BT tOTJlfL fr1-I.^S oi MBit REMEDY CO,,-ussBa, Lowell, Mass. tion, to kissing is the usual nd-up \l llll M]l 11 O tl f) 1 pig's proprietorJames Burrill was the mwx ii i al uru- ci -nitnealth to some exciting and passionate scene, O otll ltl il Pit ill O.ii OLD BT AM. SnUOGISTS K\ERTWUBM. Hetrci li mfl mi nn n, piot ctthimembri prosecuting attorneythe prosecuting iPaOF.HARRIS'PASTILLE flEHEOT aud the contact ot the two faces, ot i IK III ll thll I IIS Ul i I It 1 al linings ot the he tdfioin i dit on i attorney was a candidate for the United Hout Ken and otliri who nffat nl1- li Oni II i colds cor pit i\le -mel 1 the it*aiid re-torts-the e\ en the Lps, is usually unpleasant. li rii nidi framNtrroiu ad Pbyilral DeblV tat and n-fi a res ilt-* vie States Senatethe Senator was chosen of ee Niewoiki Sak.sfac.ion Guaranteed. lity, ^rimatare ExbMBtkn and 1 Any sort ot an actor or actress, if ihey A nl i onii' to realized a f^w application's It icir nanv tlowny ooaMqiunns, by the btate Legislaturein that body TV0i 4 PHI fo the?wot king His* Send ID on 4 __^ "r quieUy and radioallr cored know anything ol their art, can simu1 ji that ttg-h treatmint icilt cure. f). A S )\V & 'J 0 there was a tie, occasioned by the absence Th* Kmncdy pnt np in bexa* ho. 1 (lastluf a month), J, 1 md will mail ji 11 ite f0 Send for CATALOGULG io ite kissing quite as effectively as if th* la.fl(tnou(b to ffot a eura, cnlati la wrcra tun i 1 lu. ft Uneqnaled for COLD in the HkAD, Headacht II I I 11 ro\a).11%alu- of one of iimil's party, who 1 jle box of sanipli gjort (laiUagtar** month*), 91. 8*ni ay mail ia plain vrapaari. })pj '-HtMl il I 1 14 and DeiTness orany kind ot raucous mttnii am. -'*^h a lpBlMdjim kiss were real. No matter how much WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO.. Ht. Pleasant Lwa. Stntttant far Clagawpyaurti 1 *x. thit will put on the ij of 11 akf staid away on account of lawvuit aforesaidthe irritations Send for circnlat By iu.nl, pre] a d, HBgUkladlsaajeana mxLao(suravaiik]*duuaii ea Ingmore money in a lew days thin jou ever one is excited by the scene, a kiss in iO c. a packa estamp received Sola hue said tie was unravelled by thought possibW at any business Cipital not re Rocs and all druggKts variably spoils the glamour of the acta S.LiBaJi $ ilJTL quired We will Mart \mi Yon can woik al the casting vote of the speaker in favor All rhuiliifUi A *0* nMbh.iUk ELY BltOTHERS, Druggists, Owego,Y. S!StillSSiiS ressi It dispels the illusion and brings ri)K FRKhNM 1NU RISfOBUleAM) th lme 01 HI 8[ are time onlj The work is nni nraaUfylus theOaMpUatoa. ol Burrilrs opponent, Jeremiah B. I 484 vers illy adapted to Loth sexes yoi ng and old one back to earth. On that round acKorim SvxisaH, TA Paaooai, HowellJeremiah voted for war, which Avua, aiLLOWKWA. Burcaai, s You enn ihily ^arn from 50 ci ts to $5 er eie ll(jf.r VI E alone 1 always objected to being kissed Druggists, OHI1I0NSOF KOT*a LADUa. ninsr That all who wiut work ly iiet thsbnui James would not have donethe war IOTTAItU lfe*TarTkwtn|aiMi*ata on the stage, even beyond tbe paint tkthntkall irwawa, I aawaataaMaw neas, wemnkt tlusunp relied oflei to 1 who was made by a majority of one in the CLAaA LOUU* KBlXoeO-Illirnau $66son*yeksorfeyor 1 areiiotwellaiti fie 1 we will send $1 to pay the and grease idea. Actresses ho consent plMMraw4dajaMu tatatlMaflfetai wee at home. $8 outfit free Pay abio national Senate- -tuat war made General aaniiOTtad UaaM PMIU" aat tunbie.f writing no Bull pamtnlirs, irec utel No ri*k. Capital not raquiiad rpoB ALL CLIMATES, ALL SOULS* ALL CROPS./ to be kissed on the stage must uiwatallAmMlrtMiaiMai, tions etc, Mint iree Fortin es will bi made b\ Jackson popularthat popularity Reader, i want boaineaa at which pereithe 1884 CATALOGUE FREEU.^ rti UQUIDraaaifcMunt*tt*t*r want to be kissSd very badlythat's hose who give the irwhole time to the work sex, young, or old, can make gave Jackson the presidency.Boston UwladiMtr allwaalrlat alia-aW an* eiU am cess jibsi Iniely sure Don't delaj. S nri great pay all the tine they work, with absolute my experience." at ftddtee fcTinson "011 and Malut ru, MUV all Dnffa.* rtiawiia. Qlobe. certainty, write for particulars HALLIT ST. PAUL, MINN aoraIavrtuo.M i Decl 18M CBAMrUItaOO ,t Co, Portland, Maine. Dee 1 18S4 siturs KIN. HIRAM 81BLEY CO. Rochester,N.Y.v Chicago, III