W'estejrat/Wheel Scraper Co. who will invent a seal-skin sacque which REMEDY can be wornln^umnier time will gain, FOR WIN. TheOnlyPractical&DurableWheeledScrapers. the everlasti&f regard of several thousands it M*B1 MCku2sM lae(*4B be5 American^omeit. Bather musio ThtUading benis* FurnUhlngHt said &at the woman who will invent a sHis?%sy ail tbe Korttaraet. li^eOiduster that can be worn with comortrin BaUereaasjsfcare(.:T A terrible end:? ie tail of a harpoon* iwF ABala mWg% LINIMENTS Bait thing In ths WoridffesOfaaTsf Rallroada. Loveca A Public RHEUMITISM. the summer time will gain the ed whale. WII everiafeting regard of several thousand The smallerstho town, tho swollee the Men Purni8^er nd Sairt makera. dtr American men who now go half-clad MWdiv **t %$^%kk$L"^wk- r. Their Double stonrfsaiaU, Alt Sttael tluvwgH i W W ^o^L* 4L4t ttrf* SACKA'CBn, Oras Scrapere ReilffOad Township wives may appear gorgeous in seal ana HBADACHI,T00THACH* Varenla^in'vein:^^ t^ ^POB MAIT A1TD BEAST, sable. The self-denialof these American Plow BEATS A OTHIRS. it SORE THROAT, A weENregnlated ai^piimp never sufExhaustion. husbands is as well known as itjl assksBMiasBaaaSsitaaaBssBBaiaiM^i SK &* few: For more than a thirdof a century the QUINSY, SWELLmCNeV commendable. $ Mexican Mustang liinlmcnt has oeen SPBAniS, known to millions all over the world as StOfe porters ought to make stalwart j*~ Sortnett,utt, BravtifV the only safe reliance for the relief of \fy pugilists for theyJrV all boxers. accidents and pain. It is a medicine ^i An Editorial Poet. FROSTBTXIS. Satisfaction Ouarauteed. above price and praisethe Best of it a -y' -jji The man wttb\lehds his influence The conversation in the editorial boudoir, B17BHS, sWAUMB,'' kind. For every form of external pain i generally expects big interest on the when the entire staff is present, And all otner bodily ebW INVkiMiOXVb i tai'HAVIs. BKr^ KKJKCTKA MEXICAN Send for CATALOGUES to teW: 4 lomiv Baa7StUl,in most tasas, be patented by us. Beinj sometimes takes a wide range, and frequently oppoaitethe V. 8. ,'atent Office, and engaged it FimCEITSiHOTTLE ISC fla^lsvyoiing woman is like a contains food for thought similar PATENT BUSrNJCfSKXCLUSirELY, we can secan WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO., Mt. Pleasant Iowa. Sold by all Drattistaaad patentsin less time thanthoje who are re. to that found in the London letters potato because she is so easily and so etc from Washintrtun and who anstdepend op. lansaages. printed in the New York journals. Such oftenjnashed. Mustang*Liniment is without an equal. lENNSYLVANIAl QUAKER CITY on the mallain all transactions with the Patent TheChaHMA. VofdterC*. was the case one day recently. Office. I* penetrates Heals and muscle to A hermit who dug himself a hole in a (s. t* A.Toesuaa co.) Whenlnventoraeasd modeior aketeh we make he eery bonemaking* tbe continuance "I have about* come to the conclu- hill for a house said he lived in a bored of pain and inflammation impossible. search in the Pateni iffice and advise as to lta pa. Baltlawes,'BC, V.U.A LawnMowers 1883 sion," said the Political Professor, LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 Its effects upon Hnman Fleali and testability ranos* RAmoc^Correepondeneecon in house. fHSi^lflil^ipl *M..' &. like^ i kernel the Brute Creation are equally wonderful. Ideatial, prices low. and KO CHARGK VNhE&< scratching a confidential mole on the is:1a*yjoung^^manf 5 "Why The Mexican 4TENTUOBTA1SBD. VEGETABLE COMPOUND top of his head, "that every daily newsape MUSTANG Eookrat We refer to Hon. P. stmasterGeneral D. M. Key, of corn?" asked a young lady. "Be- ought to keep a first-class, poet, steT. F.TJ. Powder, officials in the U. S. Patent baPMlthreCore Will Run Moi'e Easily, SupaffiaUotlieri cause," said another, "he turns white Office, and especially rbonr clients in every State the New York Sun look at the Cut Longer Grass. when he pops." )^U^ Ledger.1'' of the Union and in .aada. For special referen for all ffcaae Pafaflil CmlatMtt WMAMMM AND ARE Philadelphia cef.termB.adTice,* .Address f rhm iftoyflMI. Cut More Smoothly, The prowess of the mule grows apace. I*J3^' "Suppose we get up *A Hymn to the K* C. A. Ynew Ce. Liniment Is needed by somebody in It will cur* entirely the wont fomof VrafeleCoro* ..._. RAILWAY Less Liable tp Obstruction, A skillful kicking hybrid in Indiana OppoaitePatent office. Wash'*'- every house. Every daybringa news cf Hyena/ said the young Peachtree editor, pUlBti.fcllwarUntrooMee.TBfleininetkmend Pfcer* Require Less Repairs, he agony of sin awful scald or bum kicked two men at one "go," and seriously tion, Falllnff and Displacements, eodtbe eoneeqnetit with a light, mocking smile. THK Subdued, of rhenmatlo martyrs restored, More Easily Adjusted. PEOPLE WHO LIVE Spinal Weekneee, and la particularly adapted to the injured bothpSiH -|pp||||f Chicago&North-Western "The hour for jokes is past," responded'the or a valuable norse or ox Change of Life. And the Most Durable. saved by the healing power of this ng the line of and near to the old ST. PAUL Political Professor, "it is The astronomers axe"discussing" the It will dJitolre andexpeltuBtonfromtbeuterusln IN FACT LEADS THE WORLD. LINIMENT SIOUY CITY RAILROAD and Ha varlon* Railway is the great red spot on the face of Jupiter. now five minutes after 10." an early stage of development The tendency to canceroui OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINI EVERT H0WER WARRANTO). Branch Lines, now apart of the humoratherel* checked wry speedily by He nea None of them seem to think it may be at There was not the slightest trace of SEND #OR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. It remoTeefalntneee, flatulency, destroyeaU craving bitterness in his tone. He was firm, but carbuncle. ^/s for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. kpoli^ 8c Omkhk Iit)e LLOYD, SUPPLEE *WALTON he never for an instant forgot the etiquette CHICAGO It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, Does the man at the telephone hear wMch BTfredlly cures such ailments of that characterizes West End. Qeneral IlehUlty* Sleeplessness, Depression and Indl. the HTJMAJi^FLESH BS the real voice of the party at \he other PHILADELPHIA,. PA. knowthat this is the short andqnick Line to ah Bheamatlsm, SwelUngs, Stln* gestlon. "Is the Hyena a joke, then?" the end of the string, or is it a sort of hellocination? poinds in CenUal and Western Missouri, to all Jotnts* Contraetea Muscles, Burns That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight yPEDIGBEESEEDS younger Peachtree editor asked. points in Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado. Texas, ansl steaJda* Cnts P. S.Answer by telephone. Bralici and And all points in Northern JHinoia, Central, and backache, la always permanently cured by Its nee. 3 California, Arizona, New and Old {dexieo, and prateSf Poisonous Bites and The irony of this inquiry was so palpable Eastern and Northwestern lotem, Nevada ItwUlatallttaneaand under all circumstances act In Jay Gould will stajrt soon on a two that this la the Omty Line meltotem Maneto Mu*g*v_ StUTneas, Xrfuneness* Old 1 Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Atuinesota, that if it came through the Atlanta 011 harmony with the law*that govern the female system. *0' ^I mwd the iMtt Weet, Sora&Vleersi Frostbites, Chllblatna, years' trip around the world. If he likes Dakota. i?*1Manitoba, Central and -Custom House, a duty of $28 dollars a Sore), Hippies, Caked Breast, and Fortbeeureof Kidney Complaints of either sex thio Northern Ifebratha. Colorado, Wvom- THRO UGH 7 GREAT CITIES 2?fifc/.uta the looks of the terrestrial ball, he njay Indeed every tarna of external dlaIt Compound Is unsurpassed. ton would be collected on it, on the beale without sears. buy it. ofthepopilouTTRSsoTr^aney, namely: I California, Oregon, Washington Territory, tVTBIA E PUnniAM'S TEOETABUE COM- SEEDS SEEDS ground that it was steel railery. Here For the BBOTBCBBATIOM it cures For the MERCHANT so!J!S!LS British Columbia, China. Japan mem* City, Cemmeit Mh$ 0m ho POCXDls prepared at 8 and 135 Western Avenue. A lover may be publicly described as Sprains, Svrlnny, Stlfl* Joints, the,Sandwich Islands, A.utralia, Tfew et.Joweph.^tehleom, emtem the business manager interposed. For the MARKET GARDENER Lynn,Mass. PrieetL SJxbottleaforfe. BentbymaH Zealand, and all principal points in the Fonnder, Harness Sores, Hoof Biseases, a man who, his anxiety to obtain arertAand lem*mmCitm. "Why can't some of our own men SEsiGsasfOtCrown In the form of pills, also lnthe form of losengcs, on Taot Bot, Screw Worm, Scab, PRIVAT E FAMILY CCmClFor the PRIVATE The St. Paalklionx CityRailroad, now known NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. possession of another, has.lost possession receipt of price, 1 per box for either, sfra. Plakhaat Hollow Ham Seratehes, wind* write ail the poetry we need?" aa the Wetter* MHwieio* of the Chicago, St by ourselves2a With ite own lines it traverses North 3 our own Farm* of himself. snails. Spavin* Thrash, Hlnabone, freelyanswers aU letters of Inquiry. Send for pamphlet. Paul, Minneapolis* Omaha Line, la also tbe Bher "That's what I say," the police reporter ern ILLINOIS, Central and Northern Old Sores, Poll Evil, Fllmnpon Address aa above. Mention (Me Pqpen mmdntreet Lime from Central and Western Min llanilsome Illustrated CatsJoaae ana Raral Realater FRBB TO ALL. IOW A, WISCONSIN, Northern MICH IAN "Water is beginning to reach some of explained,giving the center tho Slsrht and every other ailment neaota, Wester*. Iowa, Dakota. Nebraska and the MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- to whleh tho oecnpanta of the MERCHANTS, SEND S YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. Ho family should be without LTDIAE. PINKBAMw the higher levels in the city."-Rams- Sonth.Weat to table a thump. "Why, only day before TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations Stahle and Steak Yard are liable. LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, billopfsjens, that can be offered by any DAVi0LflNDRETH&SONS,SEEDfiROWER8,PHILA0ELPHIA dell "Before Breakfast." Good LordyJ yesterday I saw a man that could open ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS The Mexican Knstana Utnuv^nt railroad. Its train service equals that aa*-torpidit of the Uver. x5 cento per bo: up and give you a rhyme right straight How did it taste to you? always cures and never disappoints of anyroad: their speed is as great as taT Sold by aU Dwsl*. "Vet and the entire North and North.West, and to the and ft Is, positively, comfort and safety will permit: they alongone, two, three and noscratches. Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. _, .jAn exploring exchange declares: make close connections in union depots Jit St. Pf counecttona see made with he THE BEST KIDNEY-WORT Yes, I did. And I hope' never to see "This country spends eighty thousand at junction and terminal points with AmferaJMciefMofthe Chicago, St. Paal, Minneapolis the leading railroads of the West and another hanged if he wasn't a West End dollars every year on dolls' eyes alone." A Omara line, for Northern and Centra) ^RFEexE BUTTER COLOR T.HE Northwest, and offer to those that use Wianonsin, and .or Chicago and all polnta vast man too. He was, for a fact." This eye-doll-atry is little girlish. or them GREAT CURE and tbe running of traina is ao arranged tha* passengers AL "I think yon gentlemen from Peachtree from tbe Western Division of tbi litis SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY The railroad authorities put up the LINIMENTS tJtGlvMBattcrtlifla'ili^clgvdeolor thsvearroBBd. The lanrest Butter Bayers recommend Its ass, can have from one to one and one half hours aee will discover, after a while, that Thousands o- Palrrt^a say I Is* PERFECT* UsecTb alltii best CresmeHes Awarde tb Ia i signs "keep off the railroad track," and -At CHICAGO it makes close connection ERFECT. nsefi by alltiie best Cresmertes. Awarded the IaoS HIHEU-M-AT+SM- tend to bu ineae In St., Paul if deaired. UatloualDiploinaatTr.T.DatryFTair, a West End has its attractions," said the Ask yonr drngglgtormcrchantforlt or write to asltwhatlt ls.w|| with all otli9r railroads at that city. go right ahead doing all they can to secure Whemiromfe South or South Westbesnr* to costs, who nsesl WELi a, sUCHARDSOK A COX, Propria*-*, B" where to get It. It runs PALACK SLEEPING CAKS on Political Professor seriously. "What to over this Line through the eeoem Ml? fiitie passengers. Do they want people ^USE fONLVfTHISfrH JfFIRST^ANO JfTHE I I all through trains, PARLOR CARS on ite Aa it la for aU the painful diseases of the and when yon go north, east or northwest, go BINJNG about this rhyming man?" rincipal routes, and NORTH-WESTERN to travel on a steamboat?*y if v,*, KIONIYS.LIVIR AND BOWILS. through at. mmlthe UremtMotlremd *ir CARS on its COUNCIL BLUFFS "Well," said the police reporter, "it It cleanses the system of th* arid poison the greatNorthwest O MAN 0B BEAST. Moscow will furnish some 40,000 that oaoaoa tho dreadful sufltelng which a nd on its ST* PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS was this way. He had a cat he wanted Two passenger trains daily, St. Paul to Chlcng only the vlotimaof Bheumatiamcanroali beers to celebrate the coronation of the through day express trains.' throughElroy and Madison, with vullman PalaY to get rid of, and what does he do but THOUAMDpOA8si Mv VeaataSIe aad Flower Seed Catalasjae ftW Ifyou wish the Best Traveling Accommodations Sleeping Cars on ench 'train. Czar. The nihilists may not set up quite put her in a bag and fetch her to town 1SSS wul be sent FRBB to all who apply. Customers of you will buy your Tickets of the worst forme of this terrible disease so many biers, but there will be a good THROUGH TICKETS last season need not write for it. All seed sent from my bythis route AN WILL TAKE NONE on the street car. When he got to Pinson's have beenauloUyreUerad, and In aborttime establishment warranted tobeboth fresh and trueto BU M. deal more "body" to them. ?p^ i so far, that should it prove otherwise, I agree to refill Sic er this route are on aale at all principal stations drug store, on the corner of Mitchel Fo rates for single or round- trip PIRPIOTLY CURIO. PARKER'S order gratis. My collection of vegetable seed is one of Be sure and buy a through tieket, as they are generally tickets and for full information in re TOO, $1. UQnDOB DBT, SOLD BI DBVOfllSTS. The compilation of the base-ball the most extensive to be found in any American catalogue, and Whitehall, he untied the bag and cheapen bat if yon cannot get the ticketyou gard to all parts of the West, North and SIP Pry can be sentby matt, HAIR and a large part of it is of my own growing. Aa the. schedule is said to require as much figuring turned her loose.,. The man went home desire or the 'nfcrmation wanted abont rates KIDNEY-WORT Northwest, write to General Passenger original Introducer of Early Ohio and BerhswE wjUiM,1gnKAni)8Ca'sCo..BnrllagtonV BALSAM. Jotatoc*. Marblehead Early Corn, the Hubbard Agent, at Chicago, 111. connections, A c, at your home station, write to as the compilation of a nautical on the same car, and when he got there Hquatih, Hnrbleheod Oobboee, Fhlnney'a Helaa. the undersigned, and your letter will receive AU Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets and a score of other new Vegetables. I invite the patronage almanac. This reminds us that people the cat was wiping the town mud off her by this Line. prompt attention. T.W.TEASDALE, of the public. In the gardens and on the farm* of A perfect dress" always work hardest when they play. feet on the door mat." F.B.CLARKE. tonern Agent, J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, those who plantrayseed will he found my best advertisement. Ing, elegantlyper- James H. Gregor y, Marblehead, Mass. &. Gen. Stipt. Sid Vice-Pro*, and Gen. Maniesjr Qen. Traffic Manager. St. Paul Minn. "But where does the rhyme come fumed and harm- Lime Kiln philosophy "Gem'len, W. H. BTBNNETT, MS BHOi CDTEB. less. Removes in?" asked one of the Peachtree cynics. it am de nose attached to de emptiest i$fc&j$ Gen. Pass. Agt., Chicago. dandruff, restores "Easy enoughjust easy enough. head which makes de moas sOund when natural color and .kA KngltS't Vtierlnary -.jrpcon anfl Chemist, now prevents baldness There was the cat upon the mat. Cat ffllNNEAPOLIS&ST.LGUlS R'Y WHOLESALE you blow it. Let your life consist of Druggists, tritvetint: in :hi co'inlrj', sny that moat of the I1O *KII Cuttic i'o\ :ij fold here are worth- mat. See? What more does any man ackshuns instead of reverberashuns." IIWH trtv-h. lie "ay., ni.it Sheridan's Condition AND TUB FLOESSTON want than that? Catmatthat. Ain't Powder* -.ri nfc-outtly pr and immensely "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE." The late styles of wall paper are so i on irth cv-ili in.ilcc hens lay like Shcrldnsj'aCondition S'OWIIMH. Dose, 1 teaspoonful vahtnltir'. he got it down fine?" COLQ&NE. t o\y :ywSvre or scmby maiiforS i^uei4.i.'iuit4. I. S. Co., BOSTON. MAS.-* gorgeous that a family can no longer to 1 pint iooii. 5s this the size of the West End W take comfort wearing out old boots and W ST. PAUL, boom?" asked Peachtree, with an air of MINjz split-back vests around tho house. An rjBUUel fm- irrant pw'nme with fashionable languor. JDLinE-D.ILEVI Everybody sort o' feels as if he was ezoeptionslly laitiug "I have a little offering here?" said piepcrtlea. away on a visit. SS and IS cent. the Hyena Editor, who had taken no plate of PARKER'S five-cent1 A man ordered a part in the discussion, "that I think will hash in a cheap restaurant, and sneezed CINCER TONIC partially redeem West End." violently just before devouring it. He Snocessor to John. C. Zieske. "Out with it!" exclaimed the Political BIGHi^BLOOD, explained his conduct by saying that the Professor. "Let's have it." As Isyigontiag Medicine that Never Intoxicate* hash so forcibly suggested a "cat-chew" in:M The Hyena Editor drew forth a roll of Manufacturer of and Dealer This delicious combination of Ginger, Buchu, that he couldn't help sneezing. And vrfll corap2ctcly ohang-e the blood in ths entire system In three months. Any per- manuscript, and, in his embarrassment, :-fM Mandrake, Stillingia, and many other of the best take 1 Pill each night from 1 to i weeks, may be restored to sound will- son -who HARNESSES^ A correspondent wants to know why dropped one of the sheets. It Was numbered vegetable remedies known, cures all disorders of i* health, if such thing: be possible. For em-ins Female Complaints these Pills have no tbe bowels, stomach, liver, kidneys and lungs, &is "eighty-six." This seemed to so much valuable time should be wasted SADDLES, The Beet and Surest Cough Cure Ever Used. equal. Physicians uae them i their practice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mall for cool the enthusiasm of the staff, but curibsity in looking for "Number One," when in ^^COLLARS, eight letter-stamps. Send for eirenlar. I. S. JOHNSOX & CO., BOSTON, MASS. If you are suffering from Female Complaints, prompted them to remain. either division of the city far more Nervousness, Wakefulness, Rheumatism Dyspepsia, CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHIT.S. tacaa BRIDLES, BROWN'S IRON BITTEKS are deadly assassins can easily be found age or any disease or infirmity, take Parkers "The title said the Hyena Editor, "is Ginger Tonic. It will strengthen brain and body BLANKET**, a certain cure for all diseases JOHNSON'S ANOJU1TNB tlNIMENT wiU instantaneously the boarding-house keepers. pff|*I|| The Pulse of Spring. Shall I read it?" and give you new life and vigor. rfiii-ve those terrible diseases, and will positively requiring a complete tonic: especially There was no response, and he began: ROBES & care nine cases out of tun. Information that will save The diamonds worn by N^ew York lOO DOLLAHS Through fleWa of blue the swallows fly, many lives sent free by mall. .Don't delay a moment. Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent "Paid for anything injurious found in Ginger Tonic bartenders are said to be worth $350,- WHIPS, Prevention Is better than cure. or for a failure to help or cure. Fevers, Want of Appetite, With quivering wing and twittering cry, 000. The Philadelphia News remarks SOc. and $1 fixe* at dealers In drag*. Largo, wringbuying '^TRUNKS, 3-SK8M'S ANODYNE LINIMENT #1 Six*. SMKLforcirCBta toHiscox A Co., lG3Wtn.t.,N.Y. Iioss of Strength, Uaclc of Energy, And, where the grass is green and sweet that the carbuncles worn on the VALISES, The kill-dee runs to warm his feet.' etc. Enriches tlie blood, "strengthens noses of New York barpatrons probably y* KIDNEY-WORT? "That's business," exclaimed the police thf) Miuselcs, and gives new Repairing Don Promptly & lieap cost about $5,000,000. reporter. "That's grease in the hub, life to the nerves. Acts iSlco t\ An En^IMi Yoferinary Sureon and Chumist. I "No, sir," she said, with emphasis on and it goes at a 2:20 gait. Ain't that now lYttvSwz u\ ii,!s coitntry, .ays that ciost cliarm on tha digestiye oygans, FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF the Hon,? (iiid Crtttlo I'owdcrs sold here I kill-dee event a darling? It gives me Main S Sleepy Eye, Minn. the sir, "my husband won't be a candidate removing all dyspeptic symptoms ai-e T^anj-ioas trash. Ho Kays Hint Sheridan's) the all-overs. If I had the money I'd CONSTIPATION. Condition Powders are resolutely pure and for the legislature next year. He SKGII as tasting tue food, Bclcliing J- give $1,700 for, a corner lot in a clover Imme5ir,el.v valnable. 'othin( on ?arch "will make hens lay like Sheridan's Condition Powders. Dose, 1 teasn'n* has learned moro deviltry during the Heat in the Stoniaohi Heartlar fultol Diutfood. Sold everywhere, or sent by mall for 8 tetter-stamps. 8. JQOHSOH & Co., Bosroa, Voothsr disease laso prevalent in this ootm- DIAMOND patch. That's a^way ahead of the cat BjasCoasttpatfam, and no remedy aaa ever LARK JOHNSON'S *^c. Tbe only Iron Preparation few weeks he has been in Boston than poetry." sonnlled the eelebrated Kldner-Wort aa a ihat will uyz tfecKen the teeth or ease. Whatever the cause,however obstinate ever before in all his born days." The Hyena Editor blushed vividly, and CATARRH aConipUoatedwithoonstlpationovercomegito aM t. be ajche ease, this remedy will to five L-^adache.^SftaJd H*y all Jj'v.g proceeded: I |_Eft XHM distressin "com. A lady of experience observes that a -."l,3 at $i.OO a fcotrla^ Wa SSr 'Swift shadows come, soft shadows go, REMEDY, good way to pick out a husband is to see Kidnej-Wort The above la a correct map of the f-sBOWN GHSSIlCJhi^CO. And underneath the violets blow'" now patiently the man waits for dinner ulstNncthena the weakened parts and qtdckly ALBERT LEA ROUTE. Indian Blood yrup At this point th^re was a general Baliinioi*} Tf3 sinve aliunde of Pllea even when phvsicianfl when it is behind time. Her husband and nertloinea have before failed. A Positive Cari for Catarrh of nil movement toward the door, and the police i. fjai all Iron Bitters ars made 1 BROWN Ons-inco And Its immediate connections. Through Trains daily remarks'that a good way to pick out a it- CTTf yrohaveeltliegof these tronbles klstda. it fes Ismstantasieons in Kflfrcl Cu *i) line orssacri red Hues ail traac isftrk on wnjii'ti editor exclaimed: From ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, ana Pormastont la Haaiilt. Cares at any Cures all diseases of the Stomach,, Liver, wife is to see whether the woman has 6SWARE O IMITArv?:Ql USB *Now here! Let up! This won't do! Oh Btaraoftaealsessf. Has carta cases so terrible without change, connecting with all lines dinner ready in time. that tpnes cats* from too BOSS. .The violet racket is barred. Before KIDNEY-WORT Bowels, Kidneys, Skin and Bloe& EAST and 80UTHEA8T. there were any switch engines or real In a Wisconsin town where rollerskating Jr aXrorr** piamonel ratarrb Berndr The only line running Through Cars between A Millions testify to its effloaoy in healing Is mildand pleasant, sOunling istusi*Jlate estate agents, it was well enough to talk is one of the most popular of MINNEAPOLIS and DE8 MOINES, hal%! Rellersna promptcare 1B ailcasssol Catarrb, about violets blowing. Don't get this amusements, the young people have InaTaeisasw Hsx Pavor* BroacMiUs. the above named diseases, and pro* Through Trains between nice little blossom mixed up. Give it a it will remove Folynas and. efVeetoally enre petitioned the proprietors of the rink to MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS* Wt WStery ana Porslent Discharges from the Head A/ nounoe REMEDthKNOWN it to be pad the floor of the hall. The popularity connecting in Union Depot tor all Points 8outh and and Throat, sad PoetW. Slckenlne Breath perfectly chance. What the people want is pcetry, BEST TO MAN. Swiithwest. Close connections made with St. P., M.& .M of the amusement must be much greater restore unpaired Smell, Tasteand Hearing W I', and St. P. A Dulnth Railroads, from and to all as stiff and substantial as one ot, relieve Headache, Break op Colds In the Head ?oint North and North-West. than the skill with which it is practiced. art's iron dogs." Strengthen the Voles and Eyas Parity, Regulate RJBffKSfBKRt Pn-LKAV PAtAcx SLEEPING Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. TRA DE MABK ^vt:s on all night Trains. Through Tickets, and baschecked and Render Clear and Active every organ of the A series of experiments on muscular The position of the Constitution poet to destination. For time tables, rate vl Head and Throat Price, cents. AGENTS WANTED: pressure at John Hopkins University ,fa, ere, call upon nearest Ticket Agent, or address is still open to the highest bidder. Communications S. BOYD, DIAMOND shows that small ladies shake hands Wv* should be addressed to the Oen'l Tkt. PMS. Af't, MiaaaaBolle. with more vigor than large, and the Laboratory 77 W. 3d St, New York City. Druggists sell it Boston Manager.Atlanta Constitution. CAyer's INVIGrORATOR. Sressure. of men is to that of women as Br. Branr** IHasmonel IstTicorator Is is to 5 This is believed to extend to Mark Twain. .a-Sit,-/ IBLEY'S a Portoas sBlooelPrMarf AfsoUse and .kissing. Hair Vigor, Hmnrm, Vojata. It makes a defithtlnl, whole, Mark Twain, the renowned archwolopoet fist, soma drink, which Iavfgonttes, PtsTlsles A Chicago genius makes beautiful and astronomer, is a lineal and Mressgtiiasia the enQrs systsm. We continue to 1 jellies from pumpkin and apple and escendent of the celebrated Twain who For General Debilltv, Dyspepeia, BOionsness. actassolidtorsfor Torpid liver, In4igestfon, Kearaiglo and Kheumatic banana peelings, and just as soon as he were made one flesh. He was born on patents, caveate, AOtetiona, Jafodiee, llsisns, Flatolency, for AL for XL CROl -marks, copyrights, etc., for can make a corn-cob pass for a doughnut Plymouth Rock, April 1, 1728, on a remarkably sent oat arefc FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITS Kansea, Sick Headache and "Kidney Complaints, only the United SUtes, andto obtainpatents and best methods Jn atnd Farm Seed he will have accomplished all that It is invalaable. Pries, to cents. cold morning, and the administratrix 'odder Crops, Tier [tore of Grains, Boot rasseaw in.Canada. England, France, r_w NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. ipa, can be asked of one man, says the Detroit Ask ratur Dractist for thasa Bi of the camphor and red flannel Hantins-, etc. only tOctOt^Annval Catalogue and Price ti$t of Mi sim.' Germany, and all other countries. seTeralthotuandvarieties, FREE. lea aasltakasiaotlierl or will be sent Free Press. department afterwards stated that he Thlrijr-*lx years'practice. No HTRAW8ii7iY~*irCO. CHICAGOJII. Rochester^N.Y. Pree om receipt of arlee* siiurssiiK IT is a most agreeable dressing, which charge for examination ofmodels or drawings. was the most remarkable baby she had An impatient Kentucky coroner did ^Descriptive Ptonpliiats Ires. Advice by mail free. is at once harmless and effectual, for pre* ever seen. At the early age of seven, not wait to examine the body of the man Jaddrer Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co. Patents obtained through us are noticed in serving the hair. It restores, with the Markfor so he was cruelly christened P.O. Box 8300. 104John Street, New Tork, whom he supposed to be dead, but im-mediately the BCIBWTIFIC AXEtiuCAN, which has .SELTHRESHERS81" "THt BEST 18 CHEAPEST. PIOO PRESKSJT1 was already addicted to science, and gloss and freshness of yonth, faded or gray, the largest circulation, and is the most influential impaneled a jury and began Tor ssTsfMtst wffl his discovery, made one year later, that newspaper of its kind published in the light, and red hair, to a rich brown, or deep i proceedings which came to a sudden end. sbnePswen: CIoTerHolIert world. The actvantagesof such a notice every Saw as Fast aa Bsjajf a spring clothes-pin artistically applied *when"the corpse sat up and said: *May black, as may be desired. By its nse thin patentee understands. (Bnltedtoan sections.1 Writeforr REE iUnaPami astaisoaa. to the continuation of a cat would create sadnioes to TneAuttman & Taylor Co.. Mansfield, it please your Honor, I feel that I have Thistarge and splendidly illustrated newspaperis hair is thickened, and baldness often in that somnolent animal a desire for a right to a voice in these proceedings." publishedAVEEKlYt at$8.20 a year, though not always cured. It checks falling vigorous foreign travel, is still used by andis admitted to be the best paper devoted THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERY CO. A Michigan justice who held four inquests of the hair immediately, and causes anew to science,mechanics,inventions, engineering the aborigines of Connecticut and Mas5t over the jawbone of a cow and MERIDEN, CONN. works, and other departments of industrial sachusetts. When he was nineteen, growth in all cases where the glands are concluded that it must have belonged to progress, published in any country. Single Wm Mark went through college. He entered not decayed while to brashy, weak, or copies by mail, 10 cqpte. Sold by all news* This la the KInr of Baw iir^f-f*, fg a woman who had disappeared ten years now made for the fourth year and the front door, turpentined the dealers. otherwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality saws off a 2 toot log* ta 9 mlxmtaaV before must be,related to the Cfticago aas a record of unqualified success. rector's favorite cat, and graduated the Address, Munn & Go., publishers of Scion* 20,000 la nse. The cheapest machlaa and strength, and renders it pliable. justice who kept on hand andon ice the tific American. 261 Broadway, New York, It was the fiwt made and has been same evening Over the fence. He then made,and folly warranted. Ofrealarftaa. STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, ^body of an infant upon whom he used to flapskiook about patents mailed free. started for California, Milwaukee and brought to perfection while oompeting Polted States Msnafactoring Co., CbIeaaof UL The VIGOB cleanses the scalp, cures and '^"inquest" whenever other "stiffs".were other remote confines of the eai-th, and XAtUes' Scissors And Ink Erasers., -pg^ and imitating machines havebeen 'will mall a copy prevents the formation of dandruff and, .^scarce. y/'\- ^l-fe^feS of my New Book, began those remarkable series of truthful Make aU styles of made for only one or two seasons STEEL PENS. j.* A lady with a fatal squint came once by its cooling, atimulating,* and soothing "MEDICAL COMMON SENSE," anecdotes for which he is now so and some of them are advertised r-t to a fashionable artist for her portrait properties, it heals most if jiot all of the FREE, to any parson who wills! justly famed. As an archaeologist, however, Absolutely Pure. send his name and post-office add this year for the first time. areas, ana six easts He looked at her and she looked at him, he has won most renown, and his humors and diseases peculiar to the scalp, in stamps to pay postage, WesaowcntofPatcntAdjnstaWeQufllActlonHcscrroirPen, i both were embarrassed. He spoke It nses small inexpensive ~d, *ThAcme"ndwUlni4il8amplestrosonreceSptof$2. To anyone snflfering with CON collection of Ppmpeiian, Sanscrit, Egypt, vonfvpurit- ro keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under M.ore ASTHMA.. CATARRH. SOR: wli"l,l-',"-'* Tal- powder nevcrvarie*. A inrvelt ^jfirst. "Wouldn'tayour There is certain ladyship shyness permit about ian, and early Greek jokes, now in posession never mils to bind every bundle and &s$ CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT which conditions diseases of the scalp and vv.-t.fh and me,"lehe s^/wt said, "to take the portrait in of great valne and it may in the providence ad tsadL of Osgood & Co., of Boston, is rofi than the ordinary kindaani cannot^.be told in is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, gave many un HVPR. Addrw^ hair are impossible. /$ Sen Jend a a rough rough sketch sketch or or (If (I you you can) can a a model model of of your yoninvention considered the most complete in the iiupettiioji with ihfM.'tti.iUideof low lt^t,- short of your ladyship's eyes which is as DRS.B.WOIJI^144SadastHr MOST DURABLE AND BEST to OBO JLXS3I02I, WoabtneSona. Woabine invention to OBO JLXS3I02I the trade, mirOxa -while Use of Fens wP.l be sold by I weignt, alum or phosphate powdeiv. Sold onl. on a-^i^Vi world. Some envious critics have appueiation. Tft_.C*, and1aA Preliminary'Sxamlnailoa!i^ avFricc lists famished to dealers on As a Dressing for Ladies' Hair stsaa sT ci*t sWsMAiawwatffMvfcmse* VVM*1I._J"I FINISHED MACHINE in the -will be made of all United States patents of the ''Hfi'lisj difficult in art as it is fascinating in claimed that most of these were painfully same class of inventions and you will be advised ft#/tv/Vnatui.'' market. The VIGOB is incomparable. It is colore 1 carved by Mark himself, and the balance whether or not a patentcan be obtained. If you wish to I QARDENINQ TO LADIES ONLY! Turkish primes, my FOB THIS PREMMTNAltY EXAMINA Any one who bays the growVegetables for less, contains neither oil nor dye, and will composed of heterogeneous and DBEBINO & $&% "What's themr things, ma?" asked a a HON NO CHAKGE I S MADE. "FOR PROFIT. Bale, read unrelated parts, but there seems to be avoids every chance of trouble UPHOLSTERER^ ^i^fellittle girtlh ats the table the other day. not soil white cambric. It imparts an 7' BINDEB What will a Patent Cost? I If you wish to become Wh 4^V%A raM We U1 wad 1 Beaatind SWr-pUted Satter Kalft, 11 PRACTIOAL no reasonable doubt that they are all fi& or failure in the harvest a Commercial agreeable and lasting perfume, and, as an Manvfactcrcroifirst{class parlor furnitare as ISesaUfal SHTCr-aUted SacarShell ?1 Book. "laagaagel "Where do they come from?* FLORICULTU 1 let the Flowcn i pieces full size Vocal Sade, wit* genuine antiques. Florist, read '^f^dear. 4ttj\yjvu ca~iiR, jtjaTTRJisrts, article for the toilet it is economical and If yon areadvised that your invention is patent^ I Pino accompaniment, retail from S5 to SO cents each I I If you-wish to Gar-, _^ MAsiaPAOTtf0 BY Her small brother loooked up with an 1st stores and a beautiful lllutraied Safuiae, three I able, send ase to pay Government appUeationlee1' Personally, Mr. Twain is a remarkably ifroptrit*, ambrequius. Etc. U1 1 months, post-paid if IS thrw-cent" stamps are sent! den for Amusement QARDEINQ AN unsurpassed in its excellence. of SIS, and US for tbe drawings required by the PLE expression of disdain on his face as he [to pay postage and packing expe expenses. Address I well preserved man. He is shojrt, Qovernment. This is payable when application Is A kinds of upholstered furniture r.eatlyrepnird. FO I ti.sWa^*CO%Paliacn,10 Barclay SSHSVYJ lfilillffillli DOC|^ltt0SJU .iMd^ajndlaallofitheexpense^nlesaalpatrajia ^exclaimed: "They come out of turkeys, 18 "'onsyTsesa ,A LAEOE STOCK OV UPHOLSTERED OOODS AIT: florid and very corpulent, laughs inces-~ Prepared by Dr. J. C. AyerfcCo., i)anftf'" lowed.finalOovernment .When allowed.,fee tfieattorney'sfee sis. Guess you don't know much abou,t the (gXO) is'payabii A ll bjr PETBR BESBOUBMMQ^ tfe PENSIONSwound8,accidenta)oialuries-. santly, andis a rapid and brilliant speaker. ThnsL i rvB^mrns JW.WATB *SPT OIC EJI. for SOLDIBBS, widows, na l.o "terj vegetables." W^i Practical and Analytical Chemlita j& Price $1 60 each, postpaid by matt, f^c renU,chndren.PensionSJOT His essay on "Draw Poker in American ino rn Orders Ivy mail promptly attended to. nat it Lowell, Mais. O The following was posted in a South Politics" is conceded to be a masterly rupture, disease Ianga. a I Our Combined Catalogue ot^^t-X-. i5- ,'es4, rbemnausm.varieose veins, a MeiniL 453 WacoutaUr, Eight, St., ST. PAUL I JK,Carolina town: "NoticeAll persons treatise on political economy, Tau Btentaoie,l nt wil not advise you thatjyoi your invention IS' SEEDS SOU) BY AU. SBtraaUTa ETBB" eranvdiitese. Tbousands yetentttled. Pensionersaoio nmess it really ttentable unless I really a patentable, so far as living in any Directions seeing or hearing endued to an INCBEASE. Bomrrryetdue Otousands. while his poem entitled "TheJrogDown I^L- J-' _BbestJodgmentcan aid in determining-tne qnesK Soldiers and heirs of 1818 and Mexican warsentitled to PENSIONSaar^^-, ri tton hence, yon can rely on tbe advise given after of astray little mule answering to by Weight of Shot" will hold its place ibest Jodgmentcanaid in determining'tneqneav. forSoMters,KNvs, Parent* Prone* and-Lairo WABBAMTS. We have unexcelled aprallmtnarMcamlnatlon is had. Btaaa Pa ~kUdren. Ay disease PLANTS facilities for secutinju PATSXTS. Employ an attor* these description greyish little mule as one of^the most pathetic in the language.Life. orlnjmyenti^es..Ma audth/Sela4ra(IanrLaS^Tisl ELASTIC TEUBS ney iff Washington Send two stamps wr late lews, fo sad Bsvlaaneo secured. Caveaila PJ*., have a little white spot in the left eye blanks and instructions. 1 Oldll'ANEVrur^ 0 tf^KNaw s^OidHA SEW IHW spared and filed. Applleations ta revivor 6f Bis4 andDiscluut^"pw**^"'*5 O. HAJMETT CO., Pension and PatentAtter. are pleased to give information in town assasisusxti VEWnoir Jus* patented W ta*^^g^sl.Aa^aeaf orFo^^ seys, lofllflssa ass, WaisWegtoj a or to Esq. MoBe forHoaMusel "Hl^Vary often valuable Ityoinventiortaare haveondertakendoIn save these For: grist mill a liable reward sent tres on soplacsttsa. Eia First Set Back. OICMOM. a secure ad BsckPay Irak-aadBeron is^lnavTnrniafi^A will be paid to the returned of the ^& PETERHENDER80N ACO BtiBtitnlaftOrla4ln^alhh^^|2f^^ ?I1W handllngotU^ "And what, in the name of .goodness, laeyiBasrk' Wha Beta mule to the owner." ehaHs3e*B*Us*sS is this?" asked Mrs. David J)avis, as 3Sqoctladt8fctirwTodL Ma. Itlaasa^dSB A young married man found an envelope oUaks & bewaytable. N. W MtTOSRALD e) CO^ aee. the Senator lugged something into the VBOVM, ww 'MSSS^ips.IXC. ss yourattoraeytathe case, glv easloa,*fara l*r* Att'/s. WaShlnotOn DT containing a photograph. in the tfS^of the Invention auidsdoo tbe slafe of a i room and dropped it at her feet. "This street while in Warren the other day, ffiBrWRS^-y*^*- ^^P-****^' ^J*PiM*^sa..B*atfisT--| --& is my shirt, darling, and I will be greatly which he put in his pocket and thought obliged ifyou will sew on a -button for no more about it until the next morning me. "David Davis,'\said the lady when, on going' into the dining-room, he r^ sternly, "when you bring me your shirt. -found his wife with the marksofrtears I will sew on a button for yon with tand rage on her face. His explanations 1 Pleasure, as becomes a-fond and dutiful V^were of no use, but he found out how wife but fust now, sir, I must insist MB small change used to get out of his upon your removing this -circus-catavas pockets at nighj,, from my w&rtmwtf?~CindrinatlEn~ An eichii^rrtnwk tfcattfwman 2M& JMIUMWI