x. -a!^H (i fflBBiropwiwiwi^ift' i fc wn^Tarr-Trn ^npnPBB' e& air" ~t^#stw NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, StALY'l. 1883- Western Wheel Scraper Co. THE GREATGERMAN tiRS. LYOIA E. PINKHAM, OF LYNN, MiSST, vh6&P69t Bibl68 IHutrmilM* llQntr* ft*. who will invent a seal-skin sacqueAvhich tu n. Tmlm Hew TwtearaBt i REMEDY can be worn in summer time will gain fonhec & McMackin, Cincinnati.O.' j. A fine manthe magistrate. MANUFACTURERS Or the everlasting regard of several thousand FOR PAIN. The OnlyPractical & DurableWheeledScrapers. John (tetkbize & I?ficc*in Shall we say that sfcrget organ musio American fwomen. Rather be it is tine because it is groundP The leading (rents' Furnishing House said that the woman who will invent a linen duster that can be worn with comfort of the Northwest. A terrible end: The tail of a harpooned Believes and cares in the summer time will gain the RHEUMATISM, whale. 155 EAST THIRD ST., ST PAUL Best thing in the World for Grading Railroads, Levees & Public Roads. (old stand) Brnttma JFrinur: everlasting regard of several thousand The smaller the town, the sweller the Neuralgia, Men's Furnishers and Shirt makers. American men who now go half-clad Mayor. Sciatica, Lumbago, through the cold months that their Their Double Bottomed, Ail Steel "Blood will tell," but' its gory gush BACKACHE, wives"may appear gorgeous in seal and Drag Scrapers &. Railroad &. TownShip circulates in vein. HEADACHE, TOOTHACHB, sable. The self-denial of these American Plow BEATS ALL OTHERS. A well-regulated air-pump never suffers husbands is as well known as it is SORE THROAT. For more than a thirtl of a century the from exhaustion. comment! able. QUINSY, SWELLING* Mexican Mustaisg I.iniinciit has been Store porters ought to make stalwart SPRAINS, known to millions all the world as the only sale reliance for the relief pugilists for they are all boxers. Soreness, Cuts. Bruises, An Editorial Poet. accidents and nam. I is a medicine FROSTBITES, The man who lends his influence above price and pi aisct he best Us lite eonveisation in the editorial boudoir, BURNS, SCALDS, kind. For eveiy fouu of cstemal pam generally expects big interest on the when the entire staff is present, And all other bodily ache? IWVti\HOi8 i l^l'UAVk BKfc^ KJs.JJh.Clhi (3 loan. Send for CATALOGUES to and pains. may still, in most i ases, be patented by Bemj sometimes takes a wide range, and frequently FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE opposite the U. S. 'atent Office, and engaged lr contains food for thought similar Thp. flash* young woman is like a WESTERN WHEEL SCRAPER CO., Mt. Pleasant, Iowa. PATENT BUSINGS EXCLUSIVELY, we can secure Sold by all Druggists and to that found in the London letters potato because she is so easily and so patents in less time than tho^e who are re Dealers Directions in 11 mete from Washington and who must depend up languages. often mashed. printed in the New York journals. Such on the mailsin all transactions with the Patent Mastang Liniment is -without an eqtial. The Charles A. Vogeler Co. was the case one day recently. Office. I penetrates flesh and musile A hermit who dug himself a hole in a the reiy bonemaking the continuance (Sueeensn to A VOQELER CO I have about come to the conclu- WhenInventor&e<?dmodelo sketeh we mak hill for a house said he lived in a bored of pain and inflammation impossible. Baltimore, HiL, C. 8. A search in the Pates i iflice and advise as to its pa. sion," said the Political Professor, LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S Its effects upon Hunaan Flesh am i in house. teutabihtyFjiEEOkM KARGE Correspon.lencecon the Brute Creation are equally -wondeiful. scratching a confidential mole on the fideMtial, prices low and NO CHARGE UJNLES*- "Why is a young man like a kei'nel The Mexican VTENT 15 OBTA1J ED. VE6STABLE COMPOUND. top of his head, "that every daily newspaper of corn?" asked a jounglady. "Be- We refer to Hon. P. gtmaster General Key, ought to keep a hrst-clas* poet. Surpass all others Aev. Powder, officials in the U. S. Patent cause," said another, "he turns white Will Run More Easily, Is a Positive Cnre Look at the New York Sun look at the Office, and especially fo our clients in every State when he pops Cut Longer Grass. for all those Painful Complaints anA WealcnessM of the Union and in .nada. For special referen Philadelphia Ledger." AND ARE ocommon to our best female population. ces, terms, advice, & Address Cut More Smoothly, The prowess of the mule grows apace. THE BEST "Suppose we get up 'A Hymn to the It will cure entirely tho wont form of Female Complaints, Liniment is needed somebody in A 'Snow & Co., Less Liable to Obstruction, A skillful kicking hybrid in Indiana Hyena,' said the young Peach tree editor, all ovarian troubles. Inflammation and Ulcera every house. Evfi day bungi nev, OppositePatont office. Wash Require Less Repairs, kicked two men at one "go," and seriously the agony ofoa awful scitld or burn I tlon, Falling and Displacements, and the consequent with a light, mocking smile. PEOPLE WHO LIVE THE( subdued, of rhenmatla martyrs 10-I Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to the injured both. More Easily Adjusted. "The hour for jokes is past," responded Chicago I north-Western stoied, or a valuable ftorae oxj Change of life. And the Most Durable. ng the line of and near to the old ST. PAUL saved by th heali ng pewtr 01 thia The astronomers are discussing the the Political Professor, "it is It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus In LiNIM blOUY CITY RAILROAD and Us various IN FACT LEADS TH E WORLD. great red spot on the face of Jupiter. now five minutes after 10." an eaily stage of development. The tendency to can ^_ Railway i 3 the Branch Lines, now apart of the OLD ESTABLISHED SHORT LINE EVERY MOWER WARRANTFD. cerous humorsthereia checked veryspeedily by Its use None of them seem to tlunk it may be a There was not the slightest trace of It removes faintness, flatulency, destroysall craving SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE carbuncle. bitterness in his tone. He was firm, but UNITEDl "::ThoroughfarB/5AIL STATITFAST ROUTE for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach LLOYD, SUPM-BE &WALTON he never for an instant forgot the etiquette kpoli^ & Oii}kli L(ii)e. Does the man at the telephone hear which speedily cures such ailments AGdO It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration It is the Great from an to that characterizes West End. the HUMAN FLESH as General liability. Sleeplessness, Depression and Indl the real voice of the party at the other Rheumatism, Swellings, Stiff] PHILADELPHIA, PA. gestlon. know that this is the short and quick Line to ah "Is the Hyena a joke, then?" the end ot the string, or is it a sort of hellocination? Joint*, Contracted Muscles. Burns) points in Centeal and Western Missouri to all That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight younger Peachtree editor asked. P. S.Answ er by telephone. and Scalds. Cuts, Bruises and. points Kansas, Nebraska Colorado Tex.ib, And all pomta in Northern Illinois, Central, and backache, Is always permanently cured by its use The irony of this inquiry was so palpable California, Arizona New and Old Mexico, and Sprains, Poisonous Bites and Eastern and Northwestern Iowa, It wUl at all times and under all circumstances act In Jay Gould ill start soon on a two that this is the Only Itlnt between Minnesota Stings, Stiffness. Lameness, Old Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Minnesota, that if it came through the Atlanta barmony with the laws that govern the female system. years' trip around the orld. If he likes atcd the South Went, Sores. Ulcer*, Frostbites, Chilblains, Dakota, Manitoba, Central and Custom House, a duty of $28 dollars a For tho cnre of Kidney Complaints of either sex this Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and THRO UGH 7 GREAT CITIES Northern Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, the looks ot the terrestrial ball, he may ESTABLISHED Compound Is unsurpassed. Indeed every form external disease. ton would be collected on it, on the Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, buy it. NIHETY-EiCHT YEARS I heals without scars. LYOIA. E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND of the populousTSRsToiiriTaney, namely California, Oregon, Washington Territory. SEEDS A ground that it was steel railery. Here For the MERCH ANT 9JiHr3!!aE Sioux City, Council Bin Omu lux is prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue. For th BRUTE CREATION it cures British Columbia, China, Japan A lover may be publicly described as the business manager interposed. Sprains. Swinny, Sti ff Joints, St. Joseph, Jttehison, eaten the Sandwich Islands, Australia, New Lynn, Mass. Price $t. Six bottles for $6. Sent by mail For the MARKET GARDENER a man ho, in his anxiety to obtain Founder. Harness Sores, Hoot* Dls* tearthand VnutmsCtty. SEEDS Zealand, and all principal points in the "Why can't some of our own men In the form of pills, also In the form of lozenges, on For the PRIVATE FAMILY eases, Foot Rot, Screw Worm, Scab,, possession of another, haslo^tpossession Th St. Paul kSio nx City Railroad, now known NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs Pinkhaaa write all the poetry we need?" Hollow Horn, Scratches, Windils, as the Western Division of the Chicago, St With its own lines it traverses North of himself. TOWn by OUrSelveS on our own Farms freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for pampaUt. SaI Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, "That's what I say," the police reporter Paul, Minneapolis fc Omaha Line, is also the Shor ern ILLINOIS, Central and Northern Address as above. Mention this Payer, Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon! and Direct Line trom Central and Western Mm IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- "Water is beginning to i*each some of V5~ Ilandsomo Illustrated Catalogue and Rural Register FREE O ALL. explained, giving the center the Sight and every other ailment I nesota, Westeru Iowa, Dakota Nebraska and tbe GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- the higher levels in the city."Ramsdell Vo family should be without L7DIA E PINKHAlft table a thump "Why, only day before aiERCHANTS, SEND S YOCR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. to which the occupants the! South.West to TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, blllo"*, Stable and Stock Yard are liable. "Before Breakfast Good Lordy! ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS that can be offered by any yesterday I saw a man that could open an'1* torpidity of the liver 25 cents per bo Li MBRETH&SONS,SEED GROWERS,PHILADELPHIA The Mexican Mustang Iinin*9nt| railroad. Its tram service equals that ou How did it taste to up and give you a rhyme right straight always cures and never disappoints t&- Sold by all Drus*t*t*i -y^ of any road their speed is as great as and the entire North and North-West, and to the and it is, positively, along one, two, three and no scratches. comfort and safety will permit they An exploring exchange declares: Lumber Distncts ot Northern Wisconsin. THE BEST make close connections in union depots Jit St. Pan/counectioni ace made with 'lie Yes, I did. And I hope never to see KIDNEY-WORT "This country spends eighty thousand iSriir BUTTE COLOR at junction and terminal points with Eastern Division of the Chicago, St. Paul, Minneapolis another hanged if he wasn't a West End dollars e\ery jear on dolls' eves alone." the leading railroads of the West and fcOmara line, foi Northern and Centra) man too. He was, for a fact." Northwest, and offer to those that use Wisnonsin, and ,o Chicago and all points vaM HE CREAT CURE This e-doll-atry is little girlish. TJ OF ALL them and the running of trains is so at ranged that lit*-g "I think you gentlemen from Peachtree The lailroad authorities put up the ?housandss LINIMENTS setigers from the Western Division of thi SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY fc Give Butter tho riltedged color the year round. Th lvpet Butter Buyrrs recommend Its nsS will discover, after a while, that TIQTT can have from one to one and one half hoars aee signs "keep off the railroad tiack," and A CHICAGO it makes close connection of Dairy? i.a siy I I S PERFECT, Lsa*. by alltli^ best Creameries. Awarded the IntCn RHEUMATISM- tend to bu mess in St Paul if desired. West End has its attractions," said the with all otb^r railropds at that citv jsatloualDlploma at tf Y. Diiry Fair. Ask, go right ahead doing all they can to secure Vt When you $ South or South West be sur Jt costs, w)io nsesl where to j It, I runs PALACE SLEmTNG C4KS A. 0 Political Piofessor seiiously. "What passengers. Do they want people to over this Line through the seven Big- tiilie all through trains, PAULOlt \KS its Jf steamboat3" 9 As it la for all the painful diseases of the :,U$ ^NtYJp-H fS3*'tt W & ,ST3#N G^XH E ,Jf BS T)f about this l-hyming man SIn and when you go north, east or northwest, go to travel on a ncipal routes, and NORTH-WESTERN KIDNEYS.LIVER AND BOWELS. through St. aut the UreatItailroad ttiti "Well," said the police leporter, "it NTNG \RS Its COUNCIL BLUFFS It cleanses the system of the acrid poison the gi eat North west FOB MAN OB BEAST. Moscow will furnish some 40,000 and its ST PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS that causes the dreadful Buffering which was this way. He had a cat he wanted Two pansengei trains daily, St. Paul to Chicng through day express trains. beers to celebrate the coronation of the only the victims of Bheumatiszn can realise, through Llroy and Madison, with Pullman Pals' to get rid of, and what does he do but THOU8ANDS OF CASES If you wish the Best Traveling Accommodations My Vegetable and lower Seed Catalogue for Czar. The nihilists may not set up quite Sleeping Cais oc ench train. you will buy your Tickets put her in a bag and fetch her to town of the -worst forma of this terrible disease 1882 will be sent FREE to all who apply Customers of THROUGH TICKETS so many biers, but there will be a good have been quickly relieved, and in short time by this route AND WILL TAKE NONE last seison need nor write for it All seed sent trom ray on the street car. When he got to Pinson's OTHER. establishment warranted to be both (rcsh and true to name, PERFECTLY CURED. deal more "body" to them er this route are on sale at all principal station-. drug store, on the corner of Mitchel so fir tl it should tt prove otherwise 1 agree to relill she FlUCE, $1. LIQUID OR DRY, SOLD BT DBTJGGISTS. For rates for single round trip PARKER'S order eratis My collection ot egetable seed is one of Be ire and buy a through ticket as theyaie gen Drycanbescntby mail. gac The compilation of the base-ball tikets and for full information in re- and Whitehall, he untied the bag and the most extensile to be found in any American catalogue, eially cheaper: but if yon cannot get tbe ticket WELLS, BICHABDSON & Co.. Birrilnrrtrm V* all parts of the West, North and HAIR an 1 a Hrseoartof it is of my own (/rowing A tlii schedule is said to require as much figuring turned her loose. The man went home KIDNEY-WORT you desire or the 'itnmation wanted about intes orthwest, write General Passenger origin tl Introducer of Env'v Ohio and Burbunk BALSAM.! connections, Jfcc at your home St.'don, write to as the compilation of a nautical i'ot MnrMi-hea I Fnrlr Corn, 'ne Hubbard on the same car, and when he got there Agent, a Chicag-o, II) M'iuu, 3Iirblchtod Cnbbt c, i"Mnney' Melon, the undersigned, and your letter will receivf All Coupon Ticket Agents cell Tickets tnb .s I mviu the patron almanac. This reminds us that people the cat was wiping the town mud off her Ver and a ore ct ether m. dress- prompi attention. W TEASDALE, A perfect this Line ?ge of 1 ic putin In the *t at 1 rn 1 farms o! always woi'k hardest when they play. feet on the door mat." own* I mg, elegantlyper- F.B.CLARKE General Agent, LAYNG, MARVIN HUGKITT, those rjlmt my Si.cd will i -ry b-st advertise 1 fumed andh.rm- Gen. Traflic Manage! St Pnul Minn ncnt carries CrffOry, Marblix-ead Mass Geu bup t. 2d A ict I'r and Geu Manaeer "But where does tho lhyme come Lime Kiln philosophy "Gem'len, 3 less. Removes asked one of the Peachtree cynics W STENNETT, MES BRfll $ CDTER,, in it am de nose attached to de emptiest dandruff, restores Gen Pass Agt, Chicago natural eoler and "Easy enoughjust easy enough head which makes do moas sound when iprevcnts baldness Druggists, filMNEAPOLIS&ST.LOOI^R'Y 1 rhemi flo-v There was the cat upon tho mat. Cat \oublowit. Let your life consist of WHOLESALE I 60 cents find $1 'I ai no. ri il isizes at dmggl mat See? What more does any man I ert. Tie I ackshuns instead of reverberashuns." AM TBI ian CoiiditiO'i want than that? Catmatthat. Ain't FlOEiSTOlT "FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE/' iru ant! immttisei The late styles of wall paper are so l)r Nl 1 teaspooi fill he got it down line?" ICOLGGNE. a rOaTOs gorgeous that a family can no longer "Is this tho size of the West End take comfort wearing out old boots and ST. PAUL, MINjc boom?" asked Peachtree, with an air of Anexcielst el frn split-back vests around tho house. 1 grant per.time with fashionable languor. Everybody sort o' feels as if he was %^J Iexceptional!} Ia.tiu(, JULIUS-D. .LEVI "I have a little offering here?" said I properties away on a visit. SS and cents the Hyena Editor, who had taken no PARKER'S A man ordered a five-cent plate of part in the discussion,"that I think will hash in a cheap restaurant, and sneezed partially redeem West End." violently just before devouring it. Ho "Out with it!" exclaimed the Political ^SuoGessor to John. C. Zieske. explained his conduct by saying that the Professor "Let's have it An Invigorating Medicine that Never Intoxicates hash so forcibly suggested a "cat-chew" This delicious combination of Ginger l?uchu. The Hyena Editor drew forth a roll of AnfiWI coj-i'i "t I "Ii-inp-o 'ho 1}OO i?- I'l-t mor.ths. Anyper- that ho couldn't help sneezing. Mandrake, Sullingia andimtiy other of the best Maniifactiuerof aDtl Dealer in manuscript, and, in his embarrassment, t,on \.ho v.il 'kj 2 Ttll tcl \i ii-r to I 1 HARNESSES \egetable remedies known, cures all disorders of 1 resloiod to sound A correspondent wants to know why dropped one of the sheets. It was numbered the bowels, stomach, liver, Kidncjs andlun^s, &.is health, if sucli V. ,h\o h. r,i iu- ,1M I^i ij -iij thf-Pill havo no SADDLES, so much valuable time should be wasted "eighty-six." This seemed to tl r\. SJW IH r? The Best and Surest Cough Cure Ever Used. otjual. Ph,'r t.i "ii-, fc or tu tvt by mall for i tl'c- i .iv fc 4 COLLARS, in looking for "Number One," when in cool the enthusiasm of the staff, but curiosity figltt Ictter-R." i If you are sufit-ring from Fermle Compl.unls, -7CrN-0 CO, BOSTON, TOA^S. Nervousness, Wakefulness, IUieunnti'im Uspep either division of the city far more BRIDLES, prompted them to remain BRONCHms.tmomenayvielal JK E^^ElSB^r ^tWitB II c. o p, sia, age or any drease or infirrmtj, ike Pirl ci ASTHMA, l),n deadly assassins can easily be found BROWN'S IRON BITTETIS ore BLANKET^, "The title said the Hyena Editor, "is Ginger Ionic. It will strengthen braui and body m, the boarding-house keepers. arid give oit new luc and vigor. Iv-ii i .MdHlll posiuvclr a certain cure for all diseases The Pulse of Spring. Shall I read it ROBES & ,tl, i i naitl.m that will RMte ^K^^T *i Pf*i W B? "l lOO DOLLARS **eqmrin? a complete tonic: especially There iv as no response, and he be-an. The diamonds worn by New York nn &Pf 4 I i i .'1 WHIPS, Paid for anything injurious found in Ginger lomc 3 s*3 'Thiough fields of blue tho swallows fly, 1 I i-' r1, \A fr & 3 fel I tition brU.r an'cu'e Intln^estion, Dyspepsia, Intermittent bartenders are said to be worth $350,- or for a failure to help or cure t^ Lil JL* If Internal and g*- TRUNKS, Wjth quivciing winy and twittcung ciy Fevers, Want Appetite, 50c. and $1 sizes at dealers In g I areo Fa\ mp \m ing J" 000. The Philadelphia NCILS remarks ".TftVEVCP Size Sendforcirculai to Hisco*. & Co lu3 \V in St ,N And, wheio the glass is gieen and sweet rr VALISES, that the carbuncles worn on the JJO SS Strength, ILRCL. ot Kiuertry m**msmmrmmwmnmm i i 5 i '"ion i 11 i- it ii i'( iiv.1 \\hn pingCou^a, The kill dee nins to waun Ins tcet.' &c, &c, &c i wmm etc. Euri' hco tlso bloo'l tieigth noses of New York bar patrons probably ri (tr idi II (in n\l i ifvTr n*le Diseases of tho "That's business," exclaimed the police N E Y- ens tJio wu&elos, nzi& grvc~ now i i jlil 1 i i ObTos, MASS. cost about $5,000,000. reporter. "That's grease in the hub, Repairing Done Promptly & Cheap. life tlic xi'ivvc J. &.<*- bkc i and it goes at a 2-20 gait. Ain't that JI "No, sir," she said, with emphasis on FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF area tii. tii^r-stivc cv'SiiTS eArent a dailing? It give-, me 1 1 *-l\S It III IS* kill-dee i I i i 11 Main S Sleepy Eye, Minn. the sir, "my husband won't be a candidate *cmovuv .il fly ,,-5-J.ic feynptorns lt itM fidan i CONSTIPATED^. in? tl fjod, Belling the all-OA ers. If I had the money I'd 1 ucrii a ti*- for the legislature next year. .tr Ll\ yii'rt ^nrl' I 11 ghe $1,700 for a corner lot in a clover iinmt lr 1 Nrnlii (uith-nl Iranke Ions i !il Sheridan CondUioii I'owder* Dose, 1 teanp'n^JU. has learned moro deviltry during the Heat i tLc Str-sia'K HeArtlnorii fal to 1 Ho other disease In so prevalent in this conn, }Y ltrcorscutby lor lett.r s'ami3. 1.faJoiiiiSON & Co., KO^TON, MASS. DIAMOND patch That's awa\ ahead of the cat try as Constipation, and no remedy has ever lljf o.i!y P^ep^/Miir/ii few weeks he has been in Boston than poetry." equalled the celebrated Kidney-Wort a? a ever before in all his born days." Lai w*l o euro. Whatever the cause, however obstinate owen the toe The Hyena Editor blushed \hidh and i CATARRH the ease, this remedy will overcome it. proceeded ve J_v dac 5 \y all distressing oom TBJa A lady of experience observes that a PILES C~ $A OO 'Switl shudous come, soft shadows go, plaint Is vory apt to be good way to pick out a husband is to see REMEDY, campUoated with constipation. Kidnoy-Wort 1 he above is a correct map of the And undci ncath tho violets blow JLQ\YN CZlZlMZGXi. how patiently the man waits for dinner strengthens the weakened parts and quickly At this, point th le AWIS a general ALBERT LEA ROUTE, cures all kinds of Piles even when physicians when it is behind time. Her husband Blood Syrup movement toward the door, and the police and modltanea have before failed. A Positive Cure for Catarrh of nil ftn'l its immediate connections Through Trains dailj Iroa Bitfrs ir* male tv 3nrw i remarks' that a good way to pick out a glf yon have either of these troubles kinds. It is Instantaneous in Lffrii editor exclaimed Lc HJ 11 i I*JTG 1 PI i lines I i i pr rrom ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS TO CHICAGO, and Permanent la Keimlt. Cares at my wife is to see Avhether tho woman has EiWARE OF IVSTA"* "J isvi-ifin. "Nowhere' Letup' ThisAvou't do' ^s tl out change, connecting with all lines stage of the disease. Has cured cases so terrible Cures all diseases of the Stomach, Liver, dinner ready in time. that bones oarae from the nose The \iolet racket is baued. Before EAST and SOUTHEAST. KIDNEY-WORT Bowels, Kidneys, Shin and Blo&& In a Wisconsin town where rollerskating Dr. Evorr's Diamond Catarrh Remedy there Aveie an^\ switch engines or real The only line running Through Cars between is mild and pleasant, aflurding Immediate is one of the most popular of MINNEAPOLIS and dES MOINES, Iowa. estate agents/it was AA ell enough to talk Millions testify to its efficacy in healing Itelief and prompt cnre in all caseaot Catnrrh, Tlaoiigh Tiams between amusements, the young people have about \iolets blowing. Don't get this Influenza, Hay Fever, Bronchitis. iiSsJes2ti&^ek^^!^ the above named diseases, and prorjf/ MINNEAPOLIS AND ST. LOUIS, petitioned the proprietors of the rink to It will remove Polypus and effectually cnre nice httle blossom mixed up. Give it a Watery and Pnrolent Discharges iiom the Head -onre Ung in Union Depot for all Points South and pad the floor of the hall. The popularity nounce it to be the chance. What the people A\ aut is etty, i tn est Close connections made with St P.vn and Throat, and Foetid, Sickening Breath perfectly of the amusement must be much greater i and St Dulnth Railroads, lrom and to a'l restore impaired Smell, Taste and Hearing as stiff and substantial as one i ,i nuts ""rorth and 'Vorth West BEST REMEDY KNOWN TO MAN. relieve Headache, Break np Colds in the Head than the skill with which it is practiced. art's iron dogs." R5?WI:MBKK! PCLT-MAV PAT.ACE SIFX"I\C, Strengthen the Voice and Eyas Pnrify, Kegniate vi on all night Trains, llnough Tickets ar.a his TRADE MARK A series of experiments on muscular and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. The position of the Constitution poet becked to destination For time tables, vqt o! Head and Throat Price, 60 cents. etv., call upon nearest Ticket Agent, or adarc pressure at John Hopkins University is still open to the highest bidder. Communications S BOYD, HTAGENTS WANTED.^ DIAMOND shows that small ladies shake hands should be addiessed to the Gen'l Tkt. A Pass. Ag*t, Slinneapolie. with more vigor than large, and the Boston Manager. Atlanta Constitution Ayer's INVIGORATOR. Laboratory 77 W. 3dSt, New York City. Druggists sell it piessure of men is to that of women as 1r. Evory Diamond Invleorator is 3 is to 5. This is believed to extend to Mark Twain. CIBLEY'SgEEDS a Perfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and kissing. Hair Vigor, nerve Tonic. It makes a delightful, whole Mark Twain, the renowned archaeologist, tome drink, which Invigorates, Purines A Chicago genius makes beautiful poet and astronomer, is a lineal and Strengthens the entire system. We continue to jellies from pumpkin and apple and descendent of the celebrated Twain Avho For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness. actassolicitorsfor Torpid Liver, Indigestion, Neuraigic and Rheumatic banana peelings, and just as soon as ho were made one flesh. He Avas born on patents, caveats, Affections, Jaundice. Malaria, Flatulency, Of ALL PLANTS, for ALL CROP'S, for ALL CLI- can make a corn-cob pass for a doughnut trade-marks, copyrights, etc.,for Plymouth Rock, April 1, 1728, on a remarkably Nausea, Sick Headache and Kidney Complaints, FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITS MATLH. All are tested only the best ficnt out the United States, and to obtainpatents It is invaluable. Price, 60 cents. he will have accomplished all that Grain and I arm Seed Manual Hwtory and bet methods cold morning, and the administratrix of culture of Grams, Root Crops, Grasses, Fodder Crops, Trrr in .Canada. England, France, NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. can be asked of one man, sa\s the Detroit Ask your Druggist for these Remedies of the camphor and i*ed flannel Plant ngr, etc only lOctS. Annual Catalogue and Price Lift ot Germany, and all other countries. POOR SEEDS. and take no other: or will be sent several thousand varieties, FREE. Free Prcs*. department afterwards stated that he Thirty-six years'practice. No Free on receipt of price. SUHEISIEHS HIRAM SIBLEY & CO CHICAGO.III. Rochester.N.Y. IT is a most agreeable dressing, -which charge for examination of models or draw, Avas the most remaikable baby she had An impatient Kentucky coroner did ^Descriptive Pamphlets Free. ings. Advice by mail free. is at once harmless and effectual, for preserving ever seen. At the early age of seven, not wait to examine the body of tho man Addrep' Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co. Patents obtained through us are noticed in the hair. It restores, with the Markfor so he Avas cruelly christened whom he supposed to be dead, but immediately P. 0. Box S3fi0. 104 John Street. New ork. the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has BIOO PRE8ENT1 'THE BEST I S CHEAPEST. was already addicted to science, and gloss and freshness of youth, faded or gray, impaneled a jury and began the largest circulation, and is t'ae most influential ENGINES, THRESHERS liLISft his discovery, made one ear later, that newspaper of its kind published in tho pi'oceedings which came to a sudden end For a Kachlnetkat will light, and red hair, to a rich brown, or deep vrorld. The advantages ot such a notice every Clover Unllett a spring clothes-pin artistically applied when the corpse sat up and said "May THE Saw as Fast and "EmkXf black, as may be desired. By its use thin patentee understands. (Suited to all sections 1 WiitoforFREs-Illas Pamphlet kiiglviuiliiite to the continuation of a cat would create as this one. it please your Honor, I feel that I have and Puces to TheAiatsian &, Ta lor Co. llansfleld, Ohio. This large and splendidly illustrated newspaper hair is thickened, and baldness often in that somnolent animal a desire for a right to a voice in these proceedings." is published W EEKL1 at S3 20 a year, though not always cuied. It checks falling vigorous foieign travel, is still used by and is admitted to be the best paper devoted A Michigan justice who held four inquests THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERYCO. of the hair immediately, and causes anew to science, mechanics, inventions, engineering the aborigines- of Connecticut and Massachusetts. over the jawbone of a cow and works, and other departments of industrial MERIDEN, CONN. When he Avas nineteen, growth in all cases where the glands are concluded that it must have belonged to progress, published in any country Single Mark Avent through college. He entered not decayed while to brashy, weak, or is now made for the fourth year and a woman who had disappeared ten years copies by mail, 10 ce/its. Sold by all news This la the Kin? of Saw BTachtoeS. Zl the front door, turpentined the dealers. betore must be related to the Chicago otherwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality saws off a 2 foot logr In 2 minutes. has a record of unqualified success. rector's favorite cat, and giaduated the Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scien* justice who kept on hand and on ice the 20,000 in nse. The cheapest machine) and strength, and lendeis it pliable. It was the first made and has been tific American^ 261 Broadway, New York. same evening over the fence. He then STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, body ot an infant upon whom he used to made, and fairy warranted. Circular free. 0 B&nWIsbook about patents mailed free. Woughtto perfection while competing started for California, Milwaukee and Cnited States Manufacturing Co., Chicago, lil "inquest" "whenever other "stiffs" were The VIGOB cleanses the scalp, cures and rME' andimitating machines havebeen other remote confines of the earth, and scarce. Ladies' Scissors and Ink Eraseis. I -will mail a copy prevents the formation of dandruff and, began those remarkable series of truthful made for only one or two seasons Make all styles of of my New Book, A lady with a fatal squint came once by its cooling, stimulating, and soothing STEEL PEN'S.n anecdotes for A\hich he is now so and some of them are advei' ^cd "MEDICAL COMMON SENSE," to a fashionable artist for her portrait. propeities, it heals most if not all of the justly famed. As an archteologist, however, WcshowcutofPatentAtiju=tah1eQuillAct rnEc= r-o rl't this year for the first time. FREE, to any person who ^i!1*aa^a^aaBesaasa)**ar~ PureThi He looked at her and she looked at him, sQS&stefy '*TheAcmei"anvlT7illrn^lsaraplesrossoar'Cttipt'/l*i he has Avon most lenoAvn, and his send his name and post-oftlce aduress, anda^ceStS humors and diseases peculiar to the scalp, 40SO In stamps to pay postage. and both \v ere embarrassed. He spoke It nses small inexpensive 1, collection otPpmpeiian, Sanscrit, Egypt, keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under To any one suffering with CONSUMPTION. first. "Wouldn't your ladyship permit never fails to bind every bundle and ASTHMA. CATARRH, SOKE THROAT powdti ievi i A it .UMI of nurit\ ian, and early Greek jokes, now in posession CAN 1 OBTAIN A PATENT aril wli 1 More *oon which conditions diseases of the scalp and or BRONCHITIS, th information in thsBook la 1 me," he said, "to take the' portrait in is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, of Osgood & Co., of Boston, is of gr at aluo and it may in the providence of doi than the ordinary kinds and cannot be sold in hair are impossible, Bave many usefnl livos Address profile? There is aceitain shvness about considered the most complete in the Send a rough sketch or (if you ea" a mo'e of your iiuiet i with iht i i iti of IOiv i i ort MOST DURABLE AND BEST 1li.$.B. WOLFE, 14a Smufc St. einclsuKtt.a. B^Oar whoie lino of Pens will be sold by the trade one of your ladyship's eyes which is as In\ ention to Gi])Rt B'.lfe2SOX, Wasbingtn, -nt, 'um pn sj.hue powdti^. bo nly Avorld. Some emious critics have As a Dressing for Ladies' Hair oyPncc Lists furnished to dealers on aj plication FINISHED MACHINE in theo S and a i eiumnatry Lxatnination difficult in art as it is fascinating in in tans RO*\L BAKM POWDFUCO JOo Wall claimed that most of these were painfully will be made of all tiultd States patents of the feti., 2* Le 1 market. SBOBaHsHMHHHHB nature. same class of inventions and \OJ ,\l'\ oeadvised carved by Mark himself, and the balance The VIGOR is incomparable. I is colorless, v/hether or not apa'eat can be obtained, Any one who buys the 5N DEERING composed of heterogeneous and I ^o^tecUblc^for A "What's them things, ma?" asked a FOR THIS PRELIMTN ARY EXAMIXA- contains neither oil nor dye, and will TION 0 CHAItCrL I S MADL. UPHOLSTERER, avoids every chance of trouble SaTe.rcad |FOR PROFIT. unrelated parts, but there &eems to be little girl at the table the other day. BINDER not soil white cambric. I imparts an What will a Patent Cos! [If you wish to be-J PDAPTiriAl or failure in the harvest. no reasonable doubt that thej are all "Why, those are Turkish prunes, my Wo will send 1 Beautiful Silver.pla'ed Hatter Knife, 11 io agreeable and lasting perfume, and, as an Manufacturer of first fclass parlor furniture ao iBeaatlfnl Silver-plated Sngar&hcll ,1 Book, "Language I conie aCommercial \1\)^X,..ViZTTL.i dear." "Where do they come from?" genuine antiques. I of the Flowers," 58 pieces full size oea Susie, nlth Florist, read FLORICULTURE article for the toilet it is economical and I Piano accompaniment retail from 23 to 50 cents each I If you are idvised that your ention is patentable, Her small brother loooked up with an MANUFACTURED BY 11 you wish to GarI Personally, Mr. Twain is a remaikably lat stores, and a beautiful IIInitrat Magazine, three 1 William Deering. send 8*0 to pay Go\ trnment application fee iSr/'pti dnlireqnin*. Site. GARDENINQ unsurpassed in its excellence. |months postpaid if 16 three-cent stamps are sent! den for Amusement expression of disdain on his face as he of ^15, and fc5 for the dra,"\mf,3 required by tbe well preserved man. He is short, A 1 kiutls of upho'stered fun ltm itlyrepxird I to pay postage and packing expenses Address or for Home Use Government. This is payable hen application is fFOR PLEA8URE exclaimed. "They come out of turkeys, I o.EU)OCT&CO^FBbusIien,10Barcisy8L,5. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., florid and very corpulent, laughs incessantly, made, and iaall of the expense uless a patent is allowed only, read A X-A^fiE STOCK OV I PHOLSTERED GOOD" AVD CHICAGO. sis. Guess you don't know much about Whenallowed tfieattornty'sfeefsaaianU and is a rapid and brilliant speaker. All PETER HJEXDERSOH. PENSIONSi!rents.children FURNITURE A! WA1S KBPT ON E._\D the final Government fee (ga) is payable Thus for SoLDii-FS, widovs, pa vegetables." Practical and Analytical Chemists, you know beforehand,/or not/nn "-.w hether ou are His essay on "DraAVPoker in American Price $1 SO each, postpaid by mail. Pensions for Oiders by mail piomptly attended to. Xanafaetorer also ef going to get a patent or not, and no attorney's fee wound,accidenta injuries, The following was posted in a South Lowell, Mass. Politics" is conceded to be a masterly ischareed unless o^do et aPatn An attorney TUB Bearing light Reaper, The Deering and Wanut rupture, disease of iungs^ 453 WacoutaUr, Eight. St., ST, PAUL Our Combined Catalogue of whose fee depends on his success in obtaining a Carolina town: "NoticeAll persons heart, eyes, rheumatism.vancose vnns, pileg.diarrhoea toeatise on political economy, SOU) BT AM, DRU0G18T3 EVERTWHERI. SEEDS Patent will not ad\ ou that your invention is or any disease. Thousands ret entitled. Pensioners now Howvfc and Thi Loader Reapers. living in any Directions seeing or hearing while his poem entitled "The Froo-Down patentable, unleis it re ill\ is patentable, BO far as entitled to an INCREASE BOUNTY yet due thousands his best judgmentcanaid in determining the question PENSIONSlionSoldiers Soldiers and heirs of 1812 and Mexican wars entitled to of a stray little mule answering to by Weight of Shot" will hold its place for lUmows Parent* hence, you can rely on th^ad* !se given after PEXSIOS and LAXD WABHW.78 We bave unexcelled and Children Any disease, these description greyish little mule a preliminanMfccamnriUot) 1? had DeKien Patent* iPI-ANTS as one of the most pathetic in the language. facilities for securing PATENTS Employ an attorney JOYFUL ELASTIC TRUSS wound or injury entitles Mil and the Registration labels, Tratlo in Washington Send two stamps for late laws, News for Boys and Girls II have a little white spot in the left eye Life. appropriated and worlc- Harfci and Be-lnsues secured, (areata pre. blanks and instructions Young and Old 11 A NEW IK. pared and filed. Applications in re\ivor of Retee are pleased to give information in town VENTION just patented irf tneia, C. HAKMETT & CO Pension and Patent Attor. te d. Abaudoncd,or Cor felted C'nsps made neys, Lock-hex 3W. Washington, IX 6, for Home use I or to Esq. McBse grist mill a liable reward Very often valuable inventions are saved In these podUosa of tho body, wall* tat His First Set Back. For 1882, sent free on application. and Back Pay and Discharges procured Destrttrs entitled to Fret and Scroll Sawing, TnminCi Ballin tharapfnasM hack the classes of cases If you have undertaken to secure will be paid to the returned of the tfrlnvenl. E PETER HENDERSON & CO rInveI "And what, in the name of goodness, all dues under new laws A TEMTG* lateatlaeahMtaaapwawuH ahatcaseerecogniztdtanthfailed, your own paten a skillful handling of Boring, Dri!bng,GTffidi&g, I olishizr. aaaparaweii tors. Land Warrants I fill I procured, wltatberilator. With light mule to the owner." jer Wit Ugh the may lea to success Send me a vs rittenre. Screw Cutting. Price $5 to C0. is this?" asked Mrs. David Davis as bought and sold The"WORUD& SOLDIER**(weekly pfiaraistheJi fnarantheHmialthelaiacan!* nest addressed Commissioner of Patents 35 Oortlandt St New York. Seed 6 cents for 100 pages. iiyind night ghL, and a radical eo certain ItlU ils saa dank danb!b and a radical eon certain. sanb paper) Sample copy free Send stamp for full Instructions, GEORGE E. fiEiros, of Washington, A young married man found an envelope the Senator lugged something mto the 'HRAIM BUOWr. Lowell, AIa. apTSantbynull. Cirenla Aw UdcW SasibymaU Cirenlan Aw. "we D.C., as your attorney 1B the case, giving tie blanks & bounty table. N W FITZCERALD & CO-. Att'is. Washington, containing a photograph in the room and dropped it at her feet. "This Lai"1 title of the invention and about the date of flllnr EGQLESTON TBUSS CO CU(K2, tension, Pat-nt & your application A examination and report will street while in Warren the other day, is my shirt, darling, and I will be greatly cost you nothing. Searches made for title to inventions, Sawing f^ade Easy. which he put in his pocket and thought obliged if you will sew on a button for in fact any information relating to Patents promptly furnished. Copies of Patents maked at i&HEALY f^Sn^^S^StSS^ no more about it until the next morning me." "David Davis," said the lady th* regular Government rates, (85c each.) Eemember /?i Ih New Impro ul tbisofflce has been in successful operation when, on going into the dining-room, he sternly, "when you bring me your shirt RELIABLE SELF-CURE. wraieNsor MorinLAwtsi COURia LIGHT MM iron 7883. Since 1865. and you therefore reap the benefits of & Monrote Sts.addrm Chicago. found his wife with the marks of tears Will prepaid Tiy tbtir I will sew on a button for* yon Avith experience, besides reference can be given to actaal lOTTA-lt i, tU ben nnuaisn to BAND CATALOGUE clients in almost every conuty in tbe V. 8 and rage on her face. His explanations pleasure, as becomes a fond and dutiful dFEEE toall applicants, i Tamphlet relating to Patents free upon retraest. CLABAL0C1SS EElSwol5iSSS A fhvorite prescription of one of Is tbe Cieupest and bent 1883, .'00 ^10 Engnwing.i tomers of lastyear without oraermgii It contains were of no use, but ho found out how of SutU, Caps, Bella wife but just now, sir, I must insist most noted and successful specialists in the CEO. E. LEMON. ,&. boy sixteen years oli about 175 pages, 600 illustrations, prices, accurate 'Pompons, Epaoleu, Cap-Lamp., (now retired) for tbe care of Wervwrn JDeMf con iaw logs fast and easy iJSFiPS^W-^SSlSrrnis, his small change used to get out of his descriptions and valuable directions for planting upon your removing this circus-canvas Sunds. Drum ilajorH Sufi, and goef Jftmfcood, yesrtyeeeaud Jec/ Sttit on test tnat SOIK" 1600 varieties of Vegetable and Flower Seeds, lad* alt Moaola with tk. ksdaS Hals, 6.mdry Hand OotMs, RsptMng 615 15th St., WASHINGTON, D. C. pockets at night. InplalnsealedenvetoneiWe. Druggisucanflllli, poauu for MustTfttul Catalogs* .contafatfng testjmon Plants, Fruit Trees, etc. Invaluable to alL especially from my apartment."Cincinnati En- UrfaW.Uo Includes iBilructtOBand Ex- 4sVttemer-t-I and Solicitor of AaMSfe fate and full particulars JL&B^rMTWJkXT&. to Market Gardeners. Bend for it! Mirm PrV WAJP t?Qn iwWw% An exchajigre remarks %rt tho man bt.frAmfttarl)Md%BAa Xosarca lisfoinins Saw Co,,163 Raadolpb St..Quote*. tum Foreign Ps.tfs, 0. M. FERRY & CO. DETROIT Ml0H ^:^7Wj^tfWMMSk 3 -Z\ 1 IS* $ v5. tkmm ^iijfi^JI&^iA,.v. mm warn ^^j* .A^iffife^J! mjm