tlon to the rescue." A Great Batetman. WIT AID HUaffflL A report comes from Loudon that When, during the Austrian war, tha No, Paul, the window otttbe MUI W there is a change in the fashion in dogs. Germangenerals desired to push on and ttotkoaneiii.tl Young ladies who have been wearing invade Hungary, Bismarck, strenuously AGISTS I For Gen. Dodge's fiewbook, Jtime when English pugs to match their complexion, opposed the project but his, arguments the UWrlrivfof trimmed with plastrons and things, were in vain. Chagrined as^hte failure Idwftoaero. OUR WILD INDIANS or the Italiah greyhound or KingCbarTes to convince them/ be suddenly left the Srfaify^illolitopi spaniel, cut entrain with jabotand polonaise, room* went into the next threw himself ^mids cheap for cash if it could find ft will regret to learn that they have upon the bed, and wept and 'groaned purchaser. ^fatrjoduction by Gen. T.-Shenttui. Contain gone out of fashion, andlthey might as aloud "After a while," he says, "there truthful and graphic record of the author'sobserva* It is said that great improvementswttl "mm-*"*?!* trans, thrilling adventures and exciting-expcrieacM well be given to the poor, or sold to the was silence in the other room, and then SBStiBWT- during: ,M years among- the wilJestlribe* oft 5 old rag-man. The new style of dog is the plan was abandoned." His tears Great West Splendidly illustrated with Steal FOB MAN A1TD BEAST. the fluffy white Pomeranian, with a nose Plates, Fine Engravin-ra and Superb Chromo-Lith* had conquered where hisarguments had *ffe^CS!bni%!lni^^ ASTMIWA, PW1U Toa can give a man tbd,cold shoulder ograph Plates, in fifteen colors. lias received the in point applique and shirred ears, or failed. Tor more than a third of a century tlio Unqualified endorsement of the mosteminent men of and adfhnrt his feelinWbit If you only ALSAMsiZTrnb\Z*!2adTantowous^eom|undedTsstatotneOOUGHSJOOLDSt.T incTP'eptTOL O 3fexlcsua Msutaviiar r.lnlmnt has been the Maltese terrier, with a silk jacket" His mode of life is peculiar. Being our country. Gen. Grant writes: "The best book MONJA^CONSUMPTIONS DiaeatM, of THROAT. CHEST #LtReTHBOAT.CHBS.LUNCStDAN Seratfimutton.It right should be A oldsbottl- Ha alwaysalldisesseeof been on mos Importan known to millions till over the world its on Indian and Frontier Life ever written." Bbhoa and velvet lingerieor something that often sleepless, bis usual hour of rising tf adranced weapous stages and wielded the only sure reliance for the relief of Wiley, of Cincinnati, says: "A much needed book jtnentsofTOLD. ROcfand, anissttheen r- is 10 in the morning. His breakfast is accidents aiul pain. It is metllcin __.. and one of immense value." Chicago Inferior/ **JL '^''r in,it *S[: ee "Never kiss anybody'on the mouth," above price ana prninethe beat of I book of standard and substantial value."' Chicara TONTtTlirPTtfiv*in-u". .JSr Z5J^ TS BBONCHITia. ASTHMA. 80BE THROAT. simple, consisting generally of a cup of H&XlXP itis"ev? ktasl. ror every foim ofeztornalpain if Advance! "No other book contains as full and says Or. Hall, "unless yondare reckless 4^ Somebody to ZnookDown. I incipient and advanced tea, two eggs and apiece of bread. At ivirf^ accurate accountof the Indians." ChicagoTribunef they ever MEXICAN of consequences." What 1. YE. lte sootlims Bftlsamic properties affords diffasive stonlantjand tonicito build nntter^ The rage for the art .defensive has It reads like a romance, and is far superior to ray dinner he eats and drinks like a true system after tue cough has ben relieved. Quart size rattles. Price tioft book ever published on the suhject." The Chiearm bite? No matterwe are reckless. taken possession of a number of young Pomeranian, copiously and freely. His inter Ocean.' It vividly portrays the i,i last ^slUTIOMf Do not be deceived bvdealers wbotryto palm off Book and Bye men in this city, and one of its worst A young woman Who has a wart on princely appetite, indeed, is described at he is." $*?*$*,.- iVIl I i Place of^OOT TOjfojCOCK AW KllH^ BROWN'S WOH BITTERS are Uarticle^heBenuinelias a Private Die'Proprietary 8tunp"oneab bottle.whieb^R victims is a young man employed in the MEDIC 999 AGEHT S 2?t^ttf WS as being truly voracious. His, table her nose complains that when she has Mustang Liniment is without an eoual. a certain cove Car an dieeasee j. ua Sold by frasvlaia Gross*. RSMI iKstalsra l^e^wsvlr*.t W^% Bysywssre office of a certain mining company. He groans with a superabundance of rich a cold in her head it makes her, nosje %v It penetrates flealt sud muscle to S- WITHOUT SPECIAL TAX OS UCBN8B. requiring complete tonic: espe*"' bought a pair of boxing gloves and tlie ewy bonemaking the continunco and indigestible food, and dizzy concoctions waiter. waiting thousands It is the opportunity of a lift* The &.U, BOCK AND BYE CO., Propriety 4F.^ olalljlndiaeatioii. Dyspepsia, Intermittent of pnin mid inflammation ImpoElble. time for rapid money making! Remember, new iti practiced on theoffice boy and telegraph of champagne and porter, Its effects upon Human Flesh a- 1 The zodiacal sign for the opening' of book, superbly illustrated immense demand oxcla. Fevers, Want of Appetite, messenger boys with such success that the Brute Cr-ntina areeauallv wonder sherry and tea. "The German-people," mve territory and Special Terms. Send for illustrated Winter is a coat. The goat is a hard, Loss of Strength, Lack of Energy, ful. Tho Mexican circulars, with full particulars, to he felt certain he had mastered the said he on one occasion, alluding to-the butter, and.hard butter is almost always etc Bnricbee the blood, strength, A. C. NETTLCrOM A CO., Ohioago, IB* MUSTANG manly art, and began to express himself many hampers of bis known favorite "PEaFECTE BUTTER COLOR a sign that the weather is cold. ens thn muscles, and gives new as wondering how much Sullivan meats, fish and fruits sent him from all "He's grown to be a polished: gentleman, life to the nerves. Acts liker would give him to stand up to him quarters, "are resolved to have a fat fe'i anyhow," said, an 61d lady, gazing charm -on the digestive organs. PISO.S GITRE FOR eight or ten rounds, fio confident was jReives Bnt^tlie^lll^s^eylerAlie yfsr renai. The largestBetter layers iStwmsritne. its i chancellor." fondl/ as she spoke at the shining bald resnotlBgvnll dyspeptic symptoms Thousands of Dairyu.n taylTl!* PKUFECT. Uie&brallthebestUresaMries. A warded tb* Ii Liniment is needed by somebody i., wMtatS:SJsiyaatttla, he that be could "knock put" any man Sometimes, like lesser folk, Bismarck satioualDiplomaat TT. T. Dairy Fair. Aakyonr arngt1torneihant every house. Every day brings news c'fj & head of ber son, just returned after a snch as tasting the food, Belching tt coats, irjionspsltv whereto gft it. WELLS, MCIII RM ASJaVT of his inches, and so persistent w.is he has tits of the blues and of brooding agony ofan awful scald or l*ur i long absence. Heat in-the Stomach, Heartburn. suodued, of rUeurantlc martyr* ,3f'US EjJfONLYJfTH iSJfT E in obtruding invitations to a sparring, which can scarcely be wondered at when tc Tho-only Iron Preparation' etored, or a valuable- hone or ox\ Previous to 1760 the French would not bout on every small boy that entered we consider his self indulgence at the saved by tho healing power o/this mi that will,not blacken the teeth or eat potatoes, it being supposed that they the office, that his fellow clerks determined table. On these occasions he distresses give headache.' Sold by all Druggists would cause freckles. What harm would to put up a little job on him, A those around him by the most forlorn at $1.00 a bottle. it have been had there been a freckledfaced oi. lift- is weeping by, go and professional bruiserknown as one of reflections. Once be declared that he dareb'fore yon iie something BROWN CHEMICAL CO. nation? the best light weights in the country had made nobody happy by his public mighti ant guliiime Uave behind *$!' '-^'jBaltimore, r-iil. was interviewed and the arrangements to ronqii'r time. $66 a week in Said a doctor to a lady patient: "Ton actsneither himself, nor his family, joar'owntown. $5 oulflt free perfected. .See thit alt Inm Sitters saadc br Biowr Cni'iick! must take exercise for your health, my nor his country. "I have had," he went Bkeamatltm, Swelllncs* PtM? For the MEJICHANTss^LBf^ No risk. 'Everything new, C':p *a. tin have cntxsf. red ll.ioi B.d JTHUP r o. r*(/i. Jrolats, tontenetes] Muscles, Dunn In order to make the thing work dear." "All right," she said "I'll on, gloomily, "little or no pleasure out ~*f ta) rt required. W "will inriiish you evi'ryth'nf For the MARKET CAREEN Ell and Scalds, Cats, Uralses and Man aiemakini: fdrtnncs. Lndie* nak as much smoothly, It was necessary to have a jump at the first offer." They .were of all I have doneon. the contrary, Npralns, Poisonous Bites am i For the PRIVATE FAMILY a" men. imd boys and girls make great p,\. Kt*ader, filngs, Httateess, Lameness, Old sacrifice, and one of the would-be boxer's married shortly afterwards. much annoyance, care and trouble." In C^ if you want a bufhu-Ks at which O can rown by ouraelves fiBjsVUSsJEitBft ores,Vleen. Vrostbltes, Chilblains. make grtat pay all th time, write for particular* fellow clerksa young man of about brighter moods, he takes all this back, "What is a virgin forest?" asked an Hore Nipples, tafeed Breast, and Handsome IllestrsteA CntsJesse tusl Htwsi Hestster FREC a ALL. V, to H. UALLICT & Co-, Portland, Maine. nov. f9 bis own size and age, whom he had frequently and revels, with almost boyish exultation, Istdeed evarjr ffsrsn of external disease. auditor. "Phwat is a vairgin forest is :r.CHANTS, SEND US TOfTS BC8INBM CARDS FO B. TKADE LIS T. I heals Mltnont sears. knocked about with the gloves in the splendor of his state strokes A it ye want to know? A vairgin forest, For the BatmCBBATionH cures -J T!DRETHfrS0KS.SEni630WER8,PHlLADELPHlA consented to assume the Somewhat and the new face he has put upon the Sprains, atHnny, SUA* Joints, sur, is one phwere the band of man has ronnder, llaraess ores. Hoof Ila. disagreeable role. At the time appointed world's events. niver set fut, bedad." "If Sf* s?e^Bsit, ScrewWorm, Scab, RAIL V/-AY the professional appeared at the office "Where is my dog?" was Bismarck's ^^BSSSSSHaBBHaaissjia^B^BiaaBsaiBaHiBS^aa^^iBasBHSHBBsaBBMHa^HBaaaBaa^^B Hollow Hon, Scratches, Windfalls, "And what do you call that?" asked and inquired for the secretary. xm r.aaiia:. v.t.^r wrstoa ass) Chsssist, first exclamation when, on his last visit Spavin, Thrash., Rlnabone, gov 3 0 "/*^,^-.^H*5S the inquisitive visitor, pointing to a mutilated ravslias this aaaaicr. say* thai asset the )TI1E Old Sores, p)l KvU, Film apon to Vienna, he alighted from the railway "Not in anything I can dofor you?" Horse sad Oattie rewlsra wis hers are werilv it 'h* Chicago& North-Western statue. "That is a torso," replied Sight and every othrr ailment less trash, aa*b that Sasndas'a Cosdltlea train. Never did a man cherish a fonder asked the boxer. to which th oecnpants or the Pewdsr* are ab.-elBiely sere asst hnasensely i tf^forS.i11l-n Vtj Parent* the sculptor. "H'm," muttered and Children Any aibease. valuable. Kun on irtb will make hens lay like aheridaa*. OruUo faWei-a. Dow. faaseenrel SteUe and Stoeh Vard are llabl**. affection for the brute creation than this 1 The professional had his neck swathed _.. .._ Railway Is the the visitor "but how did it become toresof" U, 1 pint food. .Sold every wht-re or sent by mall ter taiter-etesatw. I- Joao Uew Bssrea. Mass Tbo Mexican Ifnstatig l.lnlsrn twound or injury enuiles. Mil'lions king maker and world mover. He OLD ESTABUSHEO SHORT LINE in a handkerchief, spoke with great effort, always enres and sever disappoints i appropriated and *ork- and it Is, poatttvely, ^l^Sv* FAST WAIL ROUTE watched by the side of his dying Sultan as if suffering from a severe cold, jrra STATES1 UNITED A man at a hotel fell the whole length fe* as he might have done over -a favorite and looked so meek and innocent generally iw\ Back Pay and Discharges piocuteiCDtstrlirs entitled of a flight of stairs. Servants rushed!to CHICAGOto ft fs the Great Thoroughfare irom" nd child, and begged to be left alone with that he was about the last man a all dues under new laws.Q A B? MTRSil'5 pick him up. They asked him if be tors. Land Warrants JT A I Bill I S^ooat^ him in the final hour. When the faithful novice would have taken for a prize bought and sold. TheWORLD & 80LPl* R^*g* Jr was hurt. "No," he replied: "not at OF ALL old friend gasped his last breath, fighter. pap?r). Sample copv free. Send stamp Tor Rill jMtructtOOt, MyesUta at all. I'm used to coming down that blanks & bounty table. |t|. W. FITZOER ALD A CO-. And all points in Northorh Illinois, central, Bismarck, with tears in bis eyes, .turned stws to betsd laaay Aawfkaa rstslssjas, "No," he said, in answer to the question, fusion, Fat%nt & Lap'. Att'ys. WashlnBtOn, 0 and slsrnpansf a to of saysws ftviag. As the Eastern ana Northwestern Iowa. way. I'm a life-insurance agent." to his son and said "Our German "I jest come down from Virginny, Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, Mlnne- Jan, 15 83. forefathers had a kind belief that after One of the Aides on the miUtary staff !?*&. B'thota, Manitoba, Central and and I've got a letter to Mr., Northern Aebrwlea, Colorado, Wyom- aadascstsaf otast acw Vegetablss. I iaviu the peooa- of the Governor of Ohio has Hjtrm&ded death, they, would meet. Hgahviin/^the jind if he won't be long, I guess I'll SMsf tsaaabSs. lathe gateaas aaS oa lae tsrsas f inSt, Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, Jl)illl 1. iliiUi!! 'lui 111 J. celestial hunting grounds* ell the good himself in the leg three different times sksst,eaaptsat tasss 4ntssr4.sssd.wfll Qrssory,dMtrhtsatsd. be tsaa say best advectiss- Wftit." California, Ortuon, Washington Territory,, Mats. The leading afs'Furnishing Uou Brlti-h Columbia, China, Janan dogs that had been their faithftil Companions while trying to draV his swo^ bjai he '_ "Oh, he'll be in in a few moments. the.Sandwich Islands, AustmUa, 7t*ii el the Northwest. in life. I wish I could believ* is going to persevere Until he c,tt' cooper Sit down and make yourself at home." w$m Zealand, and all principal traverses points Nort in the tt 165 EAST THIKU ST., ST. PAUL. that!" For children Bismarck hascjan the proper etjrle. In a few moments the secretary returned vSm NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. (old stand) Hatttu M*rtnur. V) ardent fondness, and his bright., little DIAMOND and was soon followed by a 0 A man named Barrell lives in a town .J^&^Vt 1!*Northern^ICHIn n'8 Furnishers and Shirt'makers" grandchildren are the very joy .of. his era ILLINOIS, Central and Norther Select few who had been invited, who C.3S22! in the western-part of the state. His 2ft-% old age. On every occasion he seems to' CATARRH dropped in to chat for half an hour, it friends say: "If you flour Barrel! with OAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- take delight in humoring and pleasing TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations being after business hours. Of course whisky he getostavi^ aiid hoopi^et up that can be offered by any the young. Curiously commingled in REMEDY, the conversation was soon tuwned on so loudly thatapoliceman chimes inand railroad. Its train service equals that his large nature are sentiment and the subject of boxing, and the boxer immediately of anyroad: their speed is as great as heads him lor the OP ETZBT Enro OSEATES TEAR BTOL comfort and safety will permit: they satire, kindness and humor. brought out his gloves and place of confinement." Positive Cars for Catarrh all make close connections in union depots lUfles, Sbot Guns. Revolvers, Ammanitlon, There can be no doubt of Bismarck's ituds. It 1 Istatantajteouai kflVet cballenged^any man .in the,room to a at junction and terminal pbirits with Fishing Tackle, Seines, Nets, A party of young men dined sumptuously aa Persna aeut in Uenlt Cur*s at any the leading railroads of the Weetand' sturdy personal courage. One striking ,-1' ?'j: Knives, Razors, Skates, bout. -a or the disease ll .s cured cases se terrible at a reStaWttirtandeaelionefin- Northwest, and offer makesthose to that connece us is now niatle for tho fourth year and close Hammocks, etc. incident in his career has proved that to We continue to tat bones earse from the nose. "Keep quiet about your boxing," said tnem sistedon paying tbe'biil. To decide the if has a reeord of unqualified success. Larg-e Illustrated Catalogue FREE. actasBolicitorefor all time. One day in 1866, as be was O lr. Bvor}s Ittasnond Catarrh the secretary. "There's that little fellow SPEED,I COMFORT AND SAFETY matter it was proposed to blindfold the AG patents, caveats, GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS. It was the first made and has been -dy is uuldatul pleasant, all rdinx imsnaJlata returning from the palace through the J?J? over there, only a Comstock miner, At tradG-marks, copyrightB. etc.,for waiter, and the iirsft one he caught xi tellerand prompt car in all eusesot Catarrh, Unter den Linden, he wasshot from behind brought to perfection while competing PITTSBURGH, PA. and I suppose he never had the gloves the United States, andto obtainpat* tion with all other railroads at thpt citv liifluetuca. Hay Fever Bronchitis. should pay the bill. Ke hasn't'Caught AGENTS by an assassin. He turned short :~:'*'---M& vfe ents in Canada, England, France, It runs PALACE SIEEPING CARS on it will luiimve Polyp ami effectually ewe and imitating machines have been on in his life, add I'd gamble that he any of themj et,^^ aU through trains, PARLOR CARSon ite Vatery and Pa.ulent Ulscharjres o:u the Dead Germany, and all other countries. seized the miscreant, and, though feeling could get away with you." made for only one or two seasons 1NTNO1 1*^0^0 routes, and NORTH-WESTERN in Throit, and FeU Sickening Breath perfectly Thirty-six years' practice. No An Illinois court has decided that a himself wounded, heldthe man with CARS on its COUNCIL-.'BLUFFts !est impaired Smell, Taste ami nearinc:e "He could, could he? Here, young charge for examination of models or drawings. nnd some of them are advqrtiseil Cold in th Head woman's He aT6u her age tfoesaH vitiate Brea1 iron grasp until some soldiers came up. clieve Headache, and on its ST- PAUL and MINNEAPOLISthrough Advice by mail free. fellow, just take the^e gloves, and put day express trains. this yearforthe fiist time. Ill"^fll tiemrthMi the Voice i nrt Fy:s: I urir?. repn'ate her insnranw policyT Thr "Judge He then walked rapidly home, sat down Ifyou wish the BestTraveling Accommodations Patents obtained through na are noticed in up your props." nd Itcn^ler clear ami Active every Organ of the WANTED NTED Ladies and Gentlemen to engage It nscs small inexpensive cord, thought that if thley Expected a woman you will buy your Tickets with his family and ate a beartv dinner. the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has lead aud Throat Prlie, 10 cents. with uss to sell several Usefal Honaeholfl to sell several Usefa Honaehold "No." said the professional "I'm by this route AND WILL TAKE NONE the largest circulation, and is t'ae most influential toteU the truth on rtr^pohittbeji. deserved After the meal was overhe walked up to Articles. Profits lartre. I^tbor Is llcltC. never fulls to bind every bundle and OIAMOND OTHER. afraid of you, but I'll tackle that other newspaper ofits.kind publishedin the Exclusive territory given. No competition. to be'swindled. his wife and said: "You see 1 am quite For rates for single or round trip is the OGHTEST BRAUi3lHT, Terms-liberal. Circulars FREE. Address, young fellow," pointing to the gentleman world. The advantagesofsuchanotice every INVIGOHATOn. tickets and for full information in regard well," adding, "vou must not be auxious Said the pwn#r of'the ^ttery:wprks Hewitt Maaafnot's Co., Box 86S, Pittsburgh, Pa, patentee understands. MOST DURABLE AND BEST who had been selected asthe sacrifice. to all pirtsortho West. North aud my child. Somebody has fired at in reply to questtdnBra vjfitqr: /"No, Northwest, write to General Pttrfsei.ger Thislarge and Bplendidly illustrated newspaperispublishedWBEKI/K Dr. Vvor Diam-nd Iuvl ft-ator is FINISHED MACHINE iu tho Agent, at Chicago, 111. A NEW CURB FOR i 4 ert'ect tilood k-'urlfi.er, Aii|eix and at$3.20 a year, me but it is nothing, as you see. It we never have any work lost If a dish ,*J- "I don't care if I do go you around," All Coupon Ticket Agents sell Tickets market -erve 'i'oulc. It makes a detigntt I, !e- and is admitted to bo the best paper devoted was the first intimation she had of the POTATO PUBS or cup comes out badly, so that it cannot by this Line. :iuc (Trink, which Invigorates, l*arifles said the sacrifice, and at it they went, to science, mechanics,inventions, engineering J. D. LAYNG, MARVTO HUGHITT, Any one who buys the DEERINO attempted tragedy.Brooklyn Eagle. be sold for the purpose for which it lid Strengthens tUeemiie s\siem. works, and other departments of industrial and the professional went to the floor Gen. SiyVt. 3d Vice-l'n-f and uen. Manages General Dehility,nDyspei^ia, Bihouanee^.UPHi1 i e BINDER avoids every chance of trouble is intended, we dispose of it for bric-abrac" progress, published in any country. Single Live-, Indigent Neara pi o'- W. H. STBNNBTT, T?. every round, and allowed himself to be 'orpd copies by mail, 10 ce/its. Sold by all newsdealers. "4 i &,' Otn. Paaa. Agt., Chicagos or failure in the harvest. .tatic Affections, Jaundice, Malar a, ntnlency A careful father was about entering knocked around like a foot-ball but occasionally us o, Su-k Ilea- ac!i' and Money Corapla:nis, AND ALLTROUBLESOMEVERMIN. his library the other day, when he Jones having invested in a silver mine he would get in an apparently TlltM or OBAOTY I* A IOV FORn Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scien *r^fc is IUV lu hi Irirc, 6J cuts. MANUFACTURED BY heard some one inside indulging in is puzzled. He has 'been called upon accidental sidewiper on the ribs that #J?*F0R I'ltt&KKVIM,. IU tlOKlM, A Kfio American, 261 Broadway, New York, A sk four Draszlst fortlir*" 'em*d William Deering, 4tt\Krqiitlryintliil'fiinulc-\ Bate, sure, cleanly and cheap. Sample Package, Post. fijudbook about patents mailed free. r\- for an assessment to build works Cor reducing would make the sacrifice snort like a shocking profanity. He listened, and and tMke no oils or iv..i L. HMIHINd SsUMlUSV,'J.N lilll.l.. Paid, 30 cts. AGKKT3 WAKTED. Addreuu "fee a receipt i price. discovered that the culprit was his 14- the ore. He always thought the porpoise and wish he had not accepted Oi'WHOiNsOfNOPLliMUIr-, ZZ. ^olmaton, PltUbnrajh, Pa. I I it, is the ut piifiruti fr HW. CHICACO.^^ ^jscriptive Pamphiots Free. year-old son. "I'll skin him!" he hissed, hi 0n er inttl I now jUSIGAL INSTRUMENTS object of miningwas to increase the ore. the job of being a sacrifice. The round r, THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERY CO. ChA liA 1 01 I -B ktLl 01,11. adrc Dr. Eror- 'a niamond Ri aiedl. in an undertone, seizing a small pldtfturft In But Jones is not an expert and he don't being finished, the professional dropped MEBIDEN, CONN. O. Box 8360. l'U'jJiR'rffr.N rk. of all kinds for sale very cheap. cane and bursting into the library! His know much any '^.^^gfy^gi into a chair apparently completely exhausted, Catalogues free. Address, RICHAR -*v^.^ Mannfactnrrr also of coughing as if in the last stages anger quickly.vanished, howuver, when Some one pinned a card of "Warranted tla laaing Light Reaper, Tie Deering aril r^rriii I HUL Z. CJ.. BOX 868. Pittsburgh, Fa. he discovered his mistake. His son was of consumption, and declared that the -.j ntl I all rir- Fresh" to the cloak of a Chicago iiAjiruj.i.t .i i laowars. and Tut mtet Keajtait. r. simply reading aloudone of BretHarte's doctor up at Virginia City had pronounced woman, the other day, and she walked dialect poems.Xhe Judged his ailment a desperate case bf STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, $K the streets for two hours with it. Now pneumonia. The would-be boxer, however, S.i:S BR]]. ^"COTbEB. UBS. LYOI A PlHKIi^, OF LftJH, &SS., 'Mv Xadlea' Scissors and Ink Erasers. had no compunctions about knocking her husband wants to give one hundred Sound Doctrine. out a dying man.. All he wanted Make all styles of dollars for the name of the misoreant One of the professors of Princeton STEEL PENS."' was somebody to knock out so be said who did the advertising. -W': CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT? college in his address to the students to the professional: "Young fellei "Come here, my little fellow," said a called attention to the fact that there when you get your .jwind, I'll go you WThewAcmeratentdAdjn9tabloQulllActi6nBeirTo!rPWW sho- cutof au willmail samplegrononrtctiptof |S gentleman to a youngster of five, years, Ben* a mogh sketch or (if yon con) a model of roar Tho Arma." and will null snmnlnirrniinnr*eciBtoflsV was too much athletics in the colleges fit some myself." yQ tarenuen to ejKOMGfttL ISOS, Waahins aTam while sitting in a parlor where a large and not enough brain work. "He said eta, sv.C, and a Predlaalautrr scaasnlsiaUtna company was assembled "Whyoiup "do know "Oh, I'm afraid you'd make a corpse INVbN'l'loNb (ill'rt.\ 11KM ui-.Jil.clKt "Yet "thlr?* IP' will benaadeot alt. UUIUNI Btatca patent* of Use &i i one is impressed with the fact that in nay ttill,in moat as"8, lw patented by UH. Beln* same classof inventlonn and yoc wl 1 ttesuTised me?f of me," was the reply. lipositeths C. 8. 'atent Offii%, anil ensaeed ii strolling about the colleges of the country wbetheror sot a patentcan be Obtained. ts^-Our vholo line of Pens will be fold by tk tMdt. ATBNTUUSINhtSIXCLtrSlVELY, we can seure "Ton ith the man who kith^,. ^gtaijDkma "Ob, come on," said the boxer, "I WOM, THIS rBKlIMTXARY KXAMIKA nothing can be heard about educational patentsin let-, time tbnii thM wbo are re aarl'iius Hosts furnislicd to dealers on tpyflcXtow TlOlt NO CHAUOK I S MADE. won't hurt you I'll just tap you light." /when pajh:i^Jir ncte from Washit (tun and who nu*i depend up matters and the subject of books What will a Patent Cost? At last, and with much seeming reluctance, -utile natlein ah t.ansactlons with the Patent I "iiair^tMjf!^^ seldom enters the minds of the students, -fllce. the professional consented, asked a youth of his sweetheart's little hut athletic sports occupy their Whole If yeaarsndrised that yonr invention la nateat-fe Whenlnventorwe: daedelor sketeb we make W Oovernawot- aeolicaitoa and the boxing proceeded. Every little J'2fc!fi^l brother. The young fiend lopked np at time and attention. This professor has fsrebintbsPaten Mllceand adviHt atitoits a ef SHVaadjtS for tltedrawinss required by the while the professional would send in on e'ltabillt) raSKOlM Hasan. CurreoponJenceciin /him sidowise, awwwaWro^^esp^dw struck a key note, and called attention eoverasneat This Is payablewhon applieatlon ts 'lettal,prlce lo aud NO CHAKtiE 'TNLKS the boxor's ribs a whacking blow, which, ssade. aadtoall of the expense uulewsa patent la atsCaref^Wtwa to an evil that should be stopped. A ed: If^^i^W^I'd uMyip*e TKNT OBTAift KD. allowed, theattornvyafeetSSS ant to the inexperienced eye and to the boxer the anal Government fee (S*t, is payable Thee moderate dose ef athletic sports mixed We refer I.. HUB. sttnaitterGeneral D. M. Key, |||||f: dime." He got it, btft bis prospective yoa knew beforehand.A/- M*ti*,wbethe on as* himself, was the result of sheer awkwardness. e*. D.PowUer, I ofllcialHiu theU. S. Patent in with a thorough college education not. and no attorney's fee rce,anaespeciult ,0our clientiu every State The boxer contintd his brother-in-law now avoids **",,.th.eta&wv -health lite will not injure the young men who are the union and in .nada. for special referen '^:.-.-.i.-..-'-.."r^*a.--!.! sparring to attempts to bit his antagonist's e*,terms,adice,* ..Address graduating from the colleges of the V4 He was a lisping drummer and had a C. A. Co face, and he was occasionally allowed country, but when the students get the pretty goodopinion 'of fiimself. to get in a light tap, jnst Oppolte Pat nt oce, aeh He said idea, as they seem to have, that muscles to his par|nr^ftdincl in atOW^n ipbt to give him confidence but the whacks like a prize-fighter and a hand like i FEOFLE WHO LIVE **e farfrofe Boston/"I wanth yWthto on nis ribs/soon began Ut tell, and sore and K-94se s.cQcct S'ttsetsta prepared a base-hall is. all that is essentialtoa ii v" V. *T! ^T-.i understan' that rm no ordinary, winner. and fllH. Ap .iU ltoni riViat In of St*. and panting he sank into a chair and Bg bs .line vlssa near to the old ST. PAUL a Cane B)*o college education, then it is time for a leis^Ab.mrtuaed.ir SIOUX CITT RAILROAD and iia Tarios* Ilwldrigtothe firm of Jones & valua1)!* inventions MIX In these declared that there was no use in putting LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 Very olten reform. There is no question but that Branch UMH, now apart of the -& classes of CM. Ifyoa h-tve undertaken to seenre Thun. My. father is Jonesand j'mtfeejBl if?, science against mere strength. vonr own tmtentand fnilert, a fifelUltit linndllnaof one-half of the young men in college Thun." '%$* t"5"""' tiincaaamarlnsatosucceBS. Beiwlniea.writtenTe- r. VEGETABLE COMPOUND. The pugilist then gave a few illustrations think vastly more of cultivating their ciH addr^taed to the iom mlsstWner of ratrnM "Protoplasm.''remarked 0iBtotes- y*"1:attorney In the case. iTintctS that he r*cognl*eCitxmar.K. LKMOXM Washlnr- of Hs art, and showed how he muscles than they do of cultivating IsaToiltlveCnre *ZiC.C rS?' Worked it to get in those side-winding r5" their brains, and it is time the colleges title of the Invention and about tbe date of tUne ter andammonia. In which qoppound, for all tliOM PcJafVil OawylsilHM WentniMtjM your application. An examination and report wlfl body blows. He had not proceeded far knew that thisis the short and quick Litis to aU of the country were transformed from a M- twrka*fcM*alo stiihtbii. cwstyonnotlsln*, HearchesmadefirtUletoinvea- the water^Jift^'p^dominateX^o points ta Csutsal asdWssMra Miasoari to all ^tona., a fac factt an any~ ItwUlcur* nttnty th won* formerItouateCom' however, before the would-be boxer gymnasium into a school for cultivating la Information relating- to Patents Is a compound of the rirtnei of uraspsrtl* polats In fttsnaaa, Nsbrsska, Colorado, Texan, ptelnte,JI OTorloatreaMoo,TaSowtnaMwi oad Oleer* n'OBaptlr fnrnlstaed. Copies of Pntrnts saallsd aa staggered. mm I 'tumbled," so to speak. the intellect Millions of dollars have la, Htillingis, maudrake, yellow dock, wit* Oalifersis, Arlsena, New Old Mexico, and pupil was*boy-and n^eB*iiy res^lacoovernmenr^tes^saeweach^ a 'he tlon, lUUiig nd MiyUewMala, widUo eoatqatnt Uiat tkis Isths mntttf Umt mettteen At4m*wtm the iodide of |HTSHI aud iron, all powerful "I see how it is boys!" he exclaimed uemtMrthlsomceha operaMea been spent in erecting colleges, and 1faMmrri?&tk^ticP^W& Spinal WCSJUIMSV wnthmlnir mmplt* to tb nines IMS atttl rem therefore reap th* fcrnefltser utpod-uiaking, bloodH-lesusiug, and liftvaus. siafst Use assitft sFVst, elusiontba,d^_neertokesan proto- m. "yon played a cold deck on meall tbonsands of dollars are yearly spent in OlWBt* Of TifO. -xperenoe, besides reference can berlvea teasv mmgwzvz 1HUOIGH 7 GREAT CI 11E8 tainiiiK elewetits. It is tbe purest, ssfest, nut clients In a ssost every county fa tie r.X right please imbibe at my expense." sending young men to these schools of II wUl dlMolro aimpttmmaninm%bvnmptia aud most effet-tual alterative medietas vamphlet rsJauag to Patonts free upon reejneau s^-^^^^Mj^^^m^y^ *rir rtwof ofcTftotMMot ihotoadoaeytoctJiirouhumorithorolorttcli4wryimdUj POWDER t)ftteiHpi3oas^nssos?TaTC7 namely? learning*and keeping them there, to The boxing gloves are now locked up known or available to the public The sciences CEO. E. LEMON, byttow. Cmmmeil Mhike, mm A* have them graduate, or leave in a few ofmedicine and*chemistry bars never in the office safe.San Francisco Call. Sepki Mchtmm', It nam fatataoaa, aflqr, etrajsan oiwTlas ,fc3Su produced so valuable a remedy, uor one so years with nothing to show for their serfA and reuMeuCUf. ImS 615 15th it.. WAtniVGTOK. D" C. V^f roritlnraUnta. MM* MMOTOS woakntw otMwatotMok. aregatfaeranrTro.at yay.staUons^ and &. L-. potent to cure all disease* resulting from The St. l*al Hoax City Railroad, now known time spent in college except a knowledge It erw Bloating, gJh, XarvoM Proatntlos. Aitaraer-at-T^waBrtOnltHtarorAaior impure blood. It cures Scrofula and the Western ItivMrnn of'the Chicago, St Couldn't Understand I on rea^^fir'tra^te^mul^^e^eggf"^ OcBont njjUUtn Slufli m, Pmrilco sad IndlCMtlOt). of how to row a boat or play a Haul, MinneapolisfcOmana Line, is No the all scrofulous diseases, Erysipelas, I which they have laffi While etfrotrteirt Xast week a commission house which game of ball. It is seldom one hears issf Metre*! t.tne flout Central and Western Mln Rose, or St Anthony's Fire, Pimples Absolutely Pure. sold. By this meMija people at the further does busines on the Board of Trade for That ftellns of bMrlncdowB.MiurJMl palii,trclfM nesota, Westers, Iowa, Dakota, Nebraska and tbe nnd are-grubs, Pustules, Blotches, of the progress of the several classes in suppliedlwith"fresh Sooth.West to end are kept, and teokacke. la alwaja ynnaaently onrad by IU M. country dealers, received a visit from a Bolls, Tumors, Tetter, Humors, the colleges except it be in' the line of ThN powdi-r nevc-r vaiit A marvel of ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS ltwUlatalltlmoBand ndarallctreomataaeatta eggs. By thoold^^the^ alwkys Targe stranger with a highly inflamed Salt Rheimi, Scald-head, Ring*worm. "trnp-ht and \\h mem F?. More economU boat-racing or winning a game of baseball, teraony with, tha law* t!ugo*rntba female cystem. Ulcers, Sores, Rheumatism, Mercurial spoiled, and the entire North and North.West, and to the nose andotherwisedecidedly sensational 0).in the ordiiiiiry kind^nnd cmnut b2 told or hazing a fellow member, and unless For tbo eareof Kidney Complainta of either aex tbJeCompoand Disease, Neuralgia, Female Weaknesses Lumber Districts of Northern WisconM.n. i iipelltion with ihn multitude of low test, slior Eli Perkins and Sojourner Truth met ia untarpaaecd. there is a reform inaugurated, and and Irregularities, Jaundice, tft. fnml connections are made with 'he wciirlit. alum or ith-isphntc powder*. Sold the other day for the first time Eli was ITDIA E PIXE1IAM*a TEGETAB1VK COM- "You bought some oats for mea Hi',^^ M\ kV A^sshVav jaSSife^ Kmmterm aVrSisteai of the ChlcaKo, St. Paul, Minneapolis Affections of the Liver, Dyspepsia, in ran* ROW AL BAKINO POWBERCO.. 'OS W the colleges pay moreattention to books POUXBla prepared at t33 and 35 Wustern ATenae. ftOmaVa hue, lor Northern and Cei-tra Str., N. Dec 1 83 ii quite overcome,- ah^ remarked:^ "Ia^ it thousand bushels, didn't yer?" Emaciation, and General .Debility. and less to athletio sports, the publio "iHnousin and .or Chicago and all points tast *Vynn,tfass. Price fl. Six bottles for $5. SentbymaB possible that ypu,have li^ed to,beo100 J.?C Mtoii r, -"H your name is" began the head and the running of trains is so' arranged that will soon think that the sending of our In the form or pilla, also 1nth form of lozen^ee. on By its searching and cleausing qualities a8 years old and WeueVei' met before? of the firm. ff sengers from the Western Division of th. HU. receipt of price, $1 per *K for either, lira. Pinkham it purges out the foul corruptions which young mentocollege is a useless piece ^a$teru LTPHOLST I I IB .an bare from one to one and one half hours aes hhveWerir*f Where eOnld 1 freelyansn era ail letter* of Inquiry. Send for pamphlet. "Potts, ves, sir. Potipher Pottsfof contaminate the blood and cause derangement of extravagance. As it now is there fOtfhd,'1r! leud to bn iness in St- t'aul if desired. Address aa above. Mention this Paper where truth is never ami decay. It stimulates aud enlivens lll!# l?in paths where truth is never fbdhd,' Pottsville, Pott county. You wrote me Upturn yon South or South West be sure ti Man'ifurtur-r f tcs inc i are more young men from the bottom i- the vital functions, promotes energy and to over this Line t'irmufM the eetem Mig tittle .ri.lioatL'TT)IAE. PmrRAX'S //lili|il^eckonr UMJVum en ant, jti J r* J- I\I on a circular that $10 would buy a Ko family should b of the ladder of mercantile life, and i:.$W$$r$&- teuarian. strength, restores ami preserves health, and and when yoc go north, east or northwest, iro LIVER PilXS. tmej u constipation, biliousness. thousand bushels of oats and I sent vou from the farm, filling the countingrooms, infuses new life and vigor throughout the O 11ptr tft. Inrmmgh tit. mil the niremt MmiIrmmm~ (itiifr eqttinr, Etc. aniUtrt,idity of theilrer. JBoentsrer box. ^K It is now alleged thatthe .rings -een the money." the greatNortbwest whole system. No sufferer from any disease and the college graduate Is asr 8eM by all Dngsista. AHkini^or up i lst*-o fanut ire neutlyrepnin Two pacaenger trains dsily, St. Paul to Chicng which arises from impurity of the "Yes," replied the commission man. forced to the farm or a lumber-yard to A LARGE STOCK OP UPHOLSTERED GOODS AND ihroughElroy and Madison, with Pullman PainNleepmg blood need despair who will give Avail's "Well, I want the oats." t earn a living, The Princeton professor rUBMTLRE ALWAYS EKPT ON BAND. Cars or encb train. SARSAI'AUH.LA a fair trial. '$0*~l "The oats have been sold, and there H* THROUGH TICKETS is sound and he should be supported in Orders by m.til piomptlyatt utletl It is folly to experiment with the numerous gar-4' ers-thongh- wbetf tV'dlgfcS^ profit of fifty dollarstoyour credit BALSAM.1 his theories.Peck's Sjtn. PARKER'S HAIR loAy-priced mixtures, of cheap materials, er this route are on sale at all principal stations niahed with batf-a-doztii, the* Wference *8tf our looks." 453Wacouta, Ccr.Eight St., ST. PAUf and without medicinal virtues, offered as Be sure and buy a turouph ticket as they are genrally is, that, although she may be 80 years "Sdld! you sold my oats! What in cheaper: but if you cannot get the ticket blood-purifiers, while disease becomes more and E-w/'-^ old, she lacks the sense of the average .^S^BsaaaanWit'^ ^^rhe Best, Cleanest an desire or the* ilc.rmiUion wanted abbnt rates thunderdid you do that for? Who told firmly seated. Aran's SAHSAPAUILLA is a Economical Hair Sawing Easy. ectioua, Ac, at your home station, write to medicine of such concentrated curative girl in her^teane^ 'f O OressuiBr i Ages of the World's Eulera, "you to sell my oats?" lie undersigned, aud your letter will receiv leTerFam to ERstors power, that it is by far the best, cheapest, The Almanaeh says that Emperor "You know you didn't have any oats MM attention. T.W.fEAbDALE, '..I 1 The following explains the difference and most reliable blood-purifler known. The Hew Improred P7B.CLARRE. General Agent, William, whose age is 86. is the oldest vn i reality. The $10 you sent us was between "luck" and k*ti* pM youthful color to grey Pkvslcians know its composition, and pre* ^chance Yo Gen. Traffic Manager. .St. Paul Minn. of the sovereigns, and Alfonsoof Spain, Soc and $ i sizes at merely for margins. If oats had declined scribe it. It has lee widely used for forty take a girl ou| to ^e^thea^r.Md_dU*! W**' who was 25 years old on his last birthday, lathe cheapen and nets. years, aud has won the unqualified confluence in price you would have, hast your HI cover that you havenH a cent in your [A boy sixteen years ok of millions whom it has benefited. the youngest Queen Victoria is EI1STI0 TSC88 money.*3H|fK 'V^Wfe**-* can aaw fctgaAefandeYrsir pocket You are, of course, opmpelled Anre-ead eaessdinely fraKcats.tadbutisa __ Sent on text trial Renepostal 78, the Empress Augtista 71, the Queen iat sad .Mrfiuu*. "See here, if I under|iand' this mat. to invite her to an oyster saloon after for nratrraied Cataloane containing testlmonand Basa alletsssk Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer St Co., Is* of Denmark 65,. the Empress of Brazil full particulars. AGENTS WjLWVMU. 'ter, you bonght me a thousand bushels PAKE ewa- i the perfonbanoe. She refuses for soi^e PARKERS VananhIi^tainclnr0e..I6SBAs4ely]iSt.,0aleaso. Practical and Analytical CbsssistS, 60 and the ex-Empress Engenit 66. of oats for 10, That's what you said ^^reaaon tfefoVtaefc'' butthe^'ohaitoe" Lowell, Mast. The youngest Queens in Europe are thowife yon would do, and theyira-worth now ^pis a million to one that,she will accept trids she In^J'wiu'assS GINGERTONIC lie Weekly Piooeir Fresi of the King of' Spain', who is, 24, 0U BY AU. PBUHmsTS STEM WaWaS. something like $390 .or" &00, and by BrsasBethelaaafcUi tali MMSS i to send for strict ^s4s%tAsaSats4ledeaa7Srtssa.^sjTeMSZ and the wife of the King ofSertia, Who the great horned jumping pbon I want tscsBBsTssatsyaMU. CbealssstMs. loorFAXL ice of is one^yearyoungcr.-fer^ sWUR 0V TBUSS CO. Ckkafft, 19 *em, andXwant 'emgKfin 'Prics-Lirt -i 4 his ctorks when KIDNEY-WORT This conversationloccurred early in l"Si R/-/--one of thenTis^ fcrl882. permis- A fat/salty stsAdsslist Rsuer IstosJcatss the morning, and 'tjttbjr' hearlv all day i aion to raise mU tas' all Fwtomjnddnmx^on Ityou area mechanic or farmer, orrr but with, Attho,three Teg^Uuriai Jf52J 18 A SURE CURE to force the fifty dqjfete on Mr. Potts ^ght" herepUed oye-work. or a mother ran down byjrarnilyotjiouaeholdduues oh sh^'rais so application. Contaimde- KAfilCTSfirQe If ESCHAKT! in London, an average of 1,560 dinnen -and get him out ofih_pfiice.Cheek. LESELF-CURE. try PAKKSKVGINCSK T0mT much viskers at j$i scripUooi of eveiTthiiif are served daily. for all diseases of ha tUditwys and I If yow area tasrycr, minister .or bttsineJsrJhJH-'exby MISCELLAKT fl, lb IECHAKICr ,y don't weaiPeni in I si., fMnired for Personal or Family v: mentali strain or anxious c^res, do not ^nagK ita alb LIVER rgjetisare neat hours."' A Pittsburs^tecfire observes that iak mtoxic^g, atiauilanta,-/but nie PAKKEH'^ -WISaiftrUOTWlT Q' over 2,200 inustratiooi. Wesail GINGKR TONIC, I r, there ure few Jafcmen among the criminal Among iohalvettno: ii goods at wholesale prices, im Ithas spanHInsiSltSi'tmlati SjsJ*ljsjaahast If yotthavsa Dyspepsia. Rheumatism, Kidney^rf4 i Basques axe roado with deeply-pointed classes. Tfee lean and hungry Cas- **^9n*b^Um9*Bnwmm9MMnm1mrnnn\ //of Daniel Vmury Complamts, or if you4iretrmblerHtiapv ""W to. salt $he paxdssseiv The waista, out up very eloeeiy a the tntwdaa, attanusshty a^laMSai^SSaiiaf SWisis the bad man. 'Onr most deslimiuals," disorder ofthe lungs,stomadi bowels, bloorffcineefe. RhK/bsir, was_ oi^ institution is America, vho tbe aos, sBsttyassstr !1you can bocurcaT'y ?JiJuaati OINCBR Toti^^f fqfy jl.15 Per i^um. tho detective remarks Malaria. 22 7-Hehad elf vvs^acUenVe reporter, "are mostly small-sized 9 Jfvot|are w^sbif{| Away1rom^e,'(Ksipnt!on or "thef, Mby stunnlanti&ke' antl OUtl A KEW 1 M| sUsl ftOQttlviMHe flKIVs) WHf MsstmsMssrs. &Dtfl 1 ^T- 1 any dnensedr weaknewi and require a *^:Tbere is a imo thatNilssoa it to 1 GiXC* T(WIC at once it will invtgorate nnrj buiB'j ?upfiomt^c ftp. djoaetut.yl!!neverinjoxtcMe.. 0 ij ooonselor. ,.*wiwjr^iiit^iifcMf|$i%if -I. ju. marry arainV^Senor Angel de.Mirandsi a*fW?ve4nundrod^ofttve i^na.sar yo-J' mother was ^vorness-to Mer- your honoY 'rf HOCttt ft CO Jt Wultaa.Btl" K*m.Xer%'-.K^&l- WON .WE PB9S8 OO. ncccrTi\/ I sws*? v-"-i* DAA