WEtotftSDAY: H ssssi i*tidtirt.Xnzi~*#i'3s. ^^-!5 I i Sour (Jrapes, 388% ill LTDU P.tUHAM, OF LTH, MASS. Shu*: Hs WantedtoBe Glued for Life. Sharks, as a rule, have round bodies. A ample from away up in the Mils daughterone Every know*, 'tis^the homelye of the house who wears th Pouting with his stick to a large illustration catae to town yesterday to get married* 5 IMF AK'BML of a shark on. the screen, the apron. The groom, apparently about thirty Professor desired his a- .nee to note years of age, wore a clay colored suit Not that it should be so, but somehow that the month Was away down underneath of jeans,' and carried in one hand a it has fallen to her lot, evidently the head, instead of at the anterior black snake whip The bride, who was because shells more helpful than'her lICTSfBnieFARMTB! of the head, as in most fishes. The scarcely more than twenty, was indeed pretty sister. most marked characteristic of sharks is a blooming beauty. Making their way i& The homely girl has the knack of making MARIBTS fcr lie MERCHANT! their voracity. They will eat anything to a justice of the peace, and pulling things "go' right' \i$$Z*% *W KISCELLANY Tor lU MECHAHIC!, that comes in then* way, and their jaws the license out of his pocket, the lore When she enters the kitchen the stubborn re provided with- numerous sets of "s stricken man asked: te tor Heir V1YES! fire gives in the kettle starts a ~m WISDOM ForCOMtaMg, COU.tKW THslOAT. BROWCHITIS. ASTHMA. PlflU- TOE KAN AND BSAST. teeth, so that a. soon as one set are "Be you the 'Squire?"*v singing the oven a heating the table is MONlA,COM8UMraON.DlM CHAT S for ft3irCHILDiEH! torn out or rendered worthless, another "1 be," said the 'Squire "what is it strewn'with raisins and spices and the Formorethan a thlrdof aeentonrthc Has. always been one of the most important set takes their place. in sy? you wisbP" pudding begins. HIT hands are so useful MexlMMMsucanfjiavtaMsMllMbMn weapons wieldedby the MEDICAL FACULTY ynly $1.15 Per Annum. knowntomlllionaallover the worlda* The lecturer held np to view the jaws aira&sttheeneroacnmentsotCOUGH8.COLPS. "Have you the power fur to marry one often wishes.thev were not the only safe nlianoe for the relief or sL-' ,w^ .r,--,- -r -M^ BBONCHITTS, ASTHMA, SOER THROAT, of a good-sized shark, and explained people and hitch 'em solid?" limited to two. CfPH" nta and pain pain. I It la a a anodiotn ssodioh lA aeelden ^i^JSKSPP?t1*$* Incipientanda^yaneed ttaces,and all diaeaaes of theTOLU, THKOAT.OHESf nlJ'U^8, bu it never the SOCK and that the teeth were set in a tough but "Yes, sir." See how she cuts, turns, sews, and, aboveprieeandpralNe-41. andpralMt!.- tjiorII tMa to r&ltapd for Sample Copy "Address Forvery formofeattmalpain klaWL BYE. Itesoothing BaJsamle prajpertiestoC dlrfaalve stimulant and tonic to baud up tbe very durable cartilage. The teeth of "So it can't never become undone?" lo! things old*are "as good as new." system after tvuecough hat beenrelieved. Quartsizebottles. Price ti.ca be most sharks will come out very easily. "Yes, sir." Why, in her pliant fingers lives the PIONEER PRESS CO.. to palm off Book and Rye 1 dSrucJ., &,jZf^ The size to which sharks grow can be "Fire ahead, 'Squire." J-V magic of fairy wand. ,v% KYK~wbieh Is the ONLY St. Paul, Minn. 9 indged by their teeth. In the jaws exhibited The 'Squire- proceeded fo business, 8tamp on each bottle, whieb Stern papa, too, knows well the worth ~^v us mmum wj JWH^H, wwin KBMI aaoaviorst Bwory avere, by Professor Bickmoretbe teeth and when he got as far as the question of his plain-faced daughter whose MnatanyLtotetentlawithoutanequal. 4 WIT114WT Bw^KnAL TAX OR LIOBlflB. were aboat as large as a man's thumbnail, to the girl, "Do you take this man for dresses seem to "keep" so long. Even It pcsMtratMflealKand.mwatie to but the Professor showed a large The ROC AM RY E CO., Proprietor, 41 River St, CWcago, 111 your lawful and wedded husband?" the rarjr nufcinf tho conlinuanco her lover, marvellousenough, is just the TOLU. of pain and lnnammation impov tooth which he said must have belonged LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S groom lengthened the ceremony by putting solid sort of man papa would have Bible. Itat'ffBctsupttnHuBuuiFlmha' i to a shark 80 or 50 feet long. The tooth the following additional questions chosen for her himself. tlieBrnteCnatinn are equally wouticr F0R4 VEGETABLE COMPOUND, fnl. Tbelaexlcan was about six inches long, and was to her, for he wanted to be "hitched His eccentricities she can manage ^rsgorl^ BUTTER COLOR found in a phosphate bed in South tighter nur wax." mamma's headache she can soothe, and Is a Positive Cure Carolina. The teeth of some sharks, SZi'tS "And you won't have no more to do even the babyitself yields to her lullaby. fur all tfcoae Palatal Camplalata a4 WeakneaiM particularly the man-eaters, are sharp flirts Batter thartlt-edfeleoler tbarfarreaad. The largest Batter BuywrecommitJt with Bill Sykes?" "No." "Nur Sam The children say she is the "bestest" eaaMMa taoar best female papulation. -^IfgQ-p^ tjaaa byalltbt best Creamerte*. Awardedthe lat* and pointed like spikes, while the teeth It win cure entirely tlia wont form of Female Com* HiU?"p^No." "Nur Pete Jones?" sister in the "whole, whole world,'' for TJnftnont is needed by swmebod- in |"Ot, life is weeping by, go sod plaints, all oTarlan troubles Iiiflaniuiatlon and Dtcera of another class of sharks are set into "No.""^ doesn't she mend the maimed dolls and vrerybouae. Bverydaybrlnganews tr Idare before JOII ti something tlon', Falling and Displacements, and the consequent the jaws flat Jike paving-stones. theaffoiiy ofam awful sealclor ban might) an) sublime leave behind "See here, Sallie, don't look down clothe the naked ones? Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to the anbdned, of vkewwaetso astartjrrsj restored, to coiiqni rtime. $5 a week iri In a spare hour on board ship a sailor on the floor that way that means you Change of Life. Then, she is sure to find all the lost or a valaaMf laorae or ox3 ou own town. $5 ontflt free bealiugpowerofthisr savesl by the It will dlssolre and expel tumors freni the utems In will take as much satisfaction in sharpening don't know Whether yon will or not. tops, balls and marbles, besides being No risk. Everything new f'apirequired. LINIMENT an early stage of development: The tendency to canceroiiu :,',fHnytare We will rnish you everything a shark hook as a barber does in Look squar* in my face, Sally." intimate with those entrancing words humors there Ischecked very speedily by Its nee. makint fortunes. Lndie* make a much strapping a razor. After a shark is Then Sally looked "squar'Vin his farics, giants and Arabian steeds.. But, LnllUlf E IIIU YmrmJKsnmn^-&^ men itii tn/s md IrU make great pay. Beatj It renioYeafalntneat, flatulency, destroysall craving ":-f:} captured and hauled aboard the vessel face, and he continued: above all. she never "tells on" you! r. if you want a btines* at which you can for stimulants,'and relieves weakness of the stomach. mJHttLWft^Yl& r-: ,^vake great pay uil th time, write for particulars It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration. the sailors cut it up into as many small "Nor Jack Powers?" X' What more could a boy orgirl ask for ,H HALLET & Co.,Portland, Maine. N. Clenoral liability. Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion, pieces as possible before throwing it -v in a big sister? "No Ottl/O For the WARKCT CARtTENER overboard. Sharks are as tenacious of Here the 'Squireinterrupted andsaid: In the small ornamental accomplishments CCCnQl^or tho PRIVATE -FAMILY That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight CheapestBibles%r.t^S^^SS life as cats, and it is necessary to cut "I don't think it's necessary to pin of the parlor our homely girl is* and backache. Is always permanently cored by Its use. them all to pieces in order to kill them. aECl/OfCrown byourselvessajaLOesSMBSM the young lady down so closely. She not brilliant. That too-lovely-for-any- I twlU at all times and under all circumstances act la tarn. Haih Vrrstoa* Kw T.taMa. AAOfRMfillER On one occasion some sailors caught a harmony with the law* that govern the female system. p^rVBaadaoaie lUoatrmfW OeSaloswo aad Bael Besteter FRJE* TO AIX. promises-me to be your true and lawful thing waltz is apt to escape her Vorshee & McMackiu.v Ciacmnati.O:Mwj*^WaSIjgu |o30 83 For the cure of Kidney Complaint*) of either sax this good-sized shark, and, after getting it wife, and that's enough." memory, but trust her in etymology ill MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BOBIXBM CARDS FOB. TRADE IJST^, Compound Is unsurpassed. on deck, dispatched it, as they thought and the intricacies of orthography. It "'Squire, you don't know that gal DAVID LilMDRETH&$0NS,$EED8ft0WER3,PHILADELPIilA ITWA E. PIXKIIAM'S VEGETABLE COM* for Soldlers.Widowi. Paraats ?E They out out one entire side of its and Children. Any diseaic. is hot the strawberry-lipped girls who like I da She's a croquette. She flirts POUND is prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue. wound or injury sntitles. Millions mouth and threw the mangled carcass Lynn, Mass. Price $1. Blx bottles for $5. Sent by mail bear off the mathematical prizes nor with every fellow who gits struck after appropriated and workag In the form of pills, also 1 nth* form of lozenges, on baok into the water. A little while force doubled. Prompt work and home*toads happy. Fta aissdeiVa^naeefTE*ii is a classical nose necessary for proficiency & her, and there are dozens of 'em. Now iiu I'.LKII.. te.cr.a^-y surstoa sad CbeajitKaa* :?iS. Applynow. W dOWS,'e-matfWed^oweotitleddin1n receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs. Plnkhatn B^H?r trsfeling ta kaia touuttj. says that SMW sr lb afterward they caught the same shark, .vulowliood. Great Success in INCREASE*- in grammar. Neither is an inclination I want all that business stopped and I freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for pamphlet. Horse ait Cattl fowiers old bere are wa ni. .nd Backfay and Discharges prociSea.i5Mr#r*atttlsdta apparently as full of life andmischief as Sheridan's le* trash. Ht say. that OoeaiUea to freckle indicative of a cloudy ,**?S* ,want it done here by law." Address as above. Mention thU Paper' ill dues under new laws.B A TPB IJTfi*' Sratv'lJrwX%J Powder* are absolutely pare and imaieasely illlBaM ever. rs. Land Warrants**9\ I Bill Oltecutad, brain and have we not all noticed bow valuable.* _N.tbinu: on eart-awillmak* hens hv I "So be it," said the 'Squire "Sarah tike- 8beridan't. Conditio*i I'owdtrs.. teasMMfal"*- Sberidan UondttitM Powders Dose 1 No family should bp .riihout L*T)U B. RNKHAafS WORLD4SUDIE1 ssAevorjr offcer oJla^esU well, how astonishingly attractive the aper). Saniplecopy Send stamp lor aal lastroctioni Peters is wedded to you for life, and no The shape and peculiarities of the to 1 pint food. Sold everywhere ot seat by aiaU lor 8 letter-sismps. I. & Joo A Co.. Boateir.liaia LIVER PILLS, 'i-hey cU.-b cosistlpatilb, blllouineaj, "&ps*' tanks & bounty table. N^W. FITZOEWALO A CO homely girl is when her ribbons are adjusted? power on earth can take her from you?' thrashing shark were shown and described. and^torpidity of the liver. :S5ecntBper box 4v's DIAMOND6 'cnsion. PaUrit & I.and AtfyS. WashlnStOn, D- JOT Said by all Urnggiata.-ea WX ""^aeSessa"" This fish has a tough and ugly "That's the talk! Come on, Sallie 'mm She, too, has her devotees in whose' looking tail longer than the body, with you're mine! We're grlned for life!oh, CATARHS^ THE BEST sincerity we are bound to believe for which it thrashes and disables its enemies. wait till I pay the 'Squire." John H. ^ctiulai 4c ^Incdoaalsl. PARKER'S It is a formidable and relentless among our married acquaintances, the He paid the 'Squire a dollarall he *ti Utiliw* G-nrt'Fiira ishing Hon HAIR wives we know would not be classed in adversary of the whale, and hunts the hadand left for his country wagon ^v*j BBBCEDY, RAIL A BALSAM. or of the Northwest. ^5^^ the beautifnl nor heroic order. leviathan of the deep in company with ALL happier than he'll ever be again.Kentucky IThenlikwhale 155 EA ST THIB IJ S*., ST. PAUL. A Fssjtlvw Cwtw for Catarrh of all the sword-fish. "These fish travel in State Journal. i No, indeed, they are faulty, every-day A perfectdress- (old stand) Bmllrnt J?rimtr: $'*fj ktnda. It is IsMtasitsUiooBM ta kftVct Chicago&North-Western()THI a* 22' 9 people who have tempers and find them aoks wolves," said the Professor. ing,elegantlyper- sod,sTarssja aVSS ta Me**!*. Carfs at any Ifn's Furnishers and Shirt makers. fumed and harm- mm of thedlaeasr. IlaaeandeaMg terrible difficult to control. ,-,,Y, a is attacked the swordfish Dr. C. H. F. Peters, Director of the less. Removes that bvaea eaiae frost theaeae. H'r TMnn* for njtirin !Mrr snd a "M" go down under it, and by pricking Observatory at Hamilton College, has dandruff, restores OLD CSTABLjS^gD SHORT Uaff natural color and The New South. A ]^M and cutting it in the belly they force devoted the labor of twenty-two years a*r. avUdaad piaaaaat,aa rdlatt 'fl-5ffi: F0BKAH0BB1AST. preventsbaldness the monster to rise to the surface of the loraa readpromptcuv.malllcasi prompt cur maucaa in al eaaeaotCatarrh, promptest to his system of sidereal charts, twenty The rehabilitation of the South is now 10 nU and $1 WBawrPowar.-Bria PBSB4.1 iSsr Power Br sosaan 1 Power Bronehtttw. water. Then the thrashing sharks raise it(w the Great ttorous^uare' AGmmmtro sheets of which he has now finished. Ms St drtigguta. CHIC being accomplished, and nothing is It will miiove Peiy uneve, rabro a and i lUOTOH JSte ruove Por/ a and efl their tails and lash the whale across Each sheet is sixteen by twenty-four ratttv-aad more gratifying^ to the mindsof the genuine the back. The sword-fish and the and Threar, and Foetid. Sickening- Breath per-U inches in size, and on each are marked C011GKE. An Pejidta ptMhartrealorn the'IIea friend of this country than such an fectly reatn* impaired Smell,Taata and Hearlnc sharks keep np their combined assaults from 2.500 to 8,500 telescopic stars, the And all pointsin Northern ltlii.Ossi-. assurance. The past season has been relieve Headache, Brea*c op GoMs in the Uead ttmL Eastern and Northwestern Xa^eV* until their mammoth, but. as against mapping being carried to stars of the Stmafftbea the Voice and EyM: mriff. lfeaiHate Aa*xrhlt*lyn most auspicious, and the Southern Wisconsin, Northern Michigan, lfinns^ Ictaot pn time with and ReaderClear and Active every Organof the them, powerless adversary is dead. We emitfM# tt fourteenth magnitude, something never Isxcsptlonally Iaitlng sota, Dnkmtm. Manitoba, Central and States are now in a condition of unprecedented Bead and Throat Price, 60 cents. t^MMllcttorsfor Northern Itmbrmakm, Celormdm. Wyouf before attempted. Dr. Peters presented The only part of the whale that is I i andl&etnU. prosperity.* Rich in- soil, DIAMOND patents, eaveats, 'ins. Utah. Idaho. Montane, Nevsda, a set of the twenty charts to every observatory PARKER'S eaten by the thrashing sharks is the blessed in climate, grand internal advantages, trade-marks, copyrights, eto.. for C*flf*rni*i Oretjam, WaehfapATton Territory, INVIGORATOR. and prominent astronomer in Briti-h Columbia, China, Japan, tongue. It is not known that the swordfish the United States,andteobtampaw nothing has been wanting but GINGER TONIC the 8andwlch Islands. AuMtrnllm. TfH enta in Canada. England. Ptenos. the country, and to each member of the eat any part of a whale. They apto mills and workshops to utilize this vast wd^fl^^^^^^A1^^^^ E-nii*nd, and all principal points in the Germany, and all othereonntries. is now made fdr the fourth year Board of Trustees of Hamilton College. join with the thrashing sharks l*arlBer. Ajpetlserao internal wealth.'- Bnt it takes capital to Tbirty-aU jreara* praotiee. So NORTH. NORTHWEST end WIST. Nenro Toale. It makes a deiigbtiiil, whole assaulting whales only out of pure plant and rooveluch manufacturing interests, charge for examination of models or drawings. haa a recortl of unqualified success. Ihilmiiontiiti Mtflctne that Nrvar Intoxicates With its own lines it traverses North' tome drink, which lnricoratea, PariSes Ticiousness. "With all their voracity," Advice by mail free. and mon^y only will continue to ern ILLINOIS, Central and Northern and Stressstheua the enure system. The Art of Danoing. This delicious combinntion of Ginger. Bucliu, broughtstthe It wa first niado and has been JOVV WISCONSIN, Northern MICHI- the lecturer said, "the sharks are entitled Patents obtained through na arenoticed in perfection while compet Fur General Debility, D/spep'via. BQloasnet^, .put these new industries in full and Mandrake, Stillingia. and ninny other of the best Augusta Sohlke, once a favorite danseuse GAN, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- ll^Jrpi the SCIESTIPIC ABIBRICAir, which has Torpid Liver, Indigestion. Kearaglo and i.neumatio to the credit of caring for one another. vegetable remedies known, cures all disorders of ing and Imitnting machines have been successful operation. I TA. It offers to the traveler all accommod-itions of Paris and Berlin, and the principal AflteoUonB. Jaandice. Malaria, Flatulency, the largest circulation, andis t'aemost influ* the bowels, siomach, liver, kidneys and lungs, &is that can be offered by any Young sharks are watched and osea. Sick Headache and Kidaejr Complaints, made for only one or two seasons eTItial newspaper of its kind publishedin the attraction of the viceroy of Egypt's Within two years more thai*"a hundred the Beit and Surest Cough Cure Ever Uses'. railroad. Its train service equals that Srotected by the older ones." Professor it inv auable. Price, cents. world. The advantagesofsuchanotice every of any road: their speed is as great as and some of them are advertised imported ballet troupe, is past her dancing millions of Northern capital has If you are suffering from Female Complaints, tickmore next took up the rays or Ask jroar DmanKtst for thene Itemed* comfort and safety will permit: they Nervousness, W akefulness, T- henmadsm Dyspepsia, been invested in the Southern States, days, and is directing the terpsichorean this year for the first time. ilea and take no ottvn or trill be sent make close connections in union depots illnstrated news* skates, and pointed out the principal age or any disease or infirmity, take Prrkers iFree oa receipt of price* and is now forming a very lasting chain, at junction and terminal points with entertainment in a Philadelphia paperispubUBhejw^^ It uses small iWpensive cordj t-1 att3.a0ayear. Ginger Tonic. It will strengthen brain and body characteristics of tboses fishes. Some the leading railroads of the Wert and ^)escripUre Pamphlets Free. especially adapted to binding together variety theater. She says that American and give you new life and vigor. $|i r.1tm andis admittedto be the beat paper devoted neveiri MrA rays, he said, were regular electric batteries, Northwest, and offer to those tuat use fitlls to K4m#d bina every bundle and .^Jr^ IOO DOIitiAKS Wm ~Addref Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co.. the hearts of men, by binding in one to science, mechanics,inventions, engineering girls would make the most superb A them which could produce currents of Paid for anything injurious found in Ginger Tonic is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, works, and other"departments of industrial P. O. Box 33M. 104 John Street,New York. their seemingly diversified interests. A dancers in tun world if they were not SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY or foi a failure to help or cure. electricity from their body of sufficient progress, published in any country. Single At CHICAGO it makes cloee connection MOST DURABLE AND BEST new Southa manufacturing kingdom 50c. sad tl ize at dealers in dnie*. Larjts tavlai buvlne too lazy to go through with the requisite eomes by mail, 10 cqpts. Sold by all news* power to knock a strong man down. |1 Slu. Send for circulai to Hiscox 4 C6., lt Wu.St.,N.Y. with'!iletnfjr r-ilro^dgf-tth^t.citv. GUN S will be the result, and what is grown FINISHED MACHINE in the course of training. They, practice an dealers. It SUns PAT.ACE 81 KKPIVCi C4R* on Trom a Letter by Professor Biekmore. here will he placed upon the market as K^- Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scien* all througrh trains, PARLOR CARS on its hour, and then begin to cry over their market $,j i.-SB-s~as*-. ^o American, 261 Broadway, New Tork. firinc1DvalCrontes,iend manufactured fabric, and every profit s NORTH-WINTER** SMfKW-^*^, aching toes. English girls are fullv as Any one who boys the Aapobook aboutpatents mailed free. ININifw KS im COUNCIL KI.UFFS DEEBTXG connected therewith will be retained at bad, and usually awkward, too. German The Wife's Necessaries. ard on its hT P* UI. und MINNEAPOLIS avoids every chance of trouble home. The next five years will show a BINDER througrh day e.-.press trains. girls, as a rule, are clumsy. The A husband in Massachusetts whipped or failure in the harvest^'^J^ If you wieh tho "m-at. Traveling Accommodations fouth THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERY00. n-aler addition to the wealth of the Italians and French make the' be3t his wife, who employed a lawyer to you vin v-'iy your ii.^Vcets ~4m Ings than has any previous twenty, dancers, as they are generally graceful by t.^8 route AM) WILL TAKE KONB /^C^O MEBIDEir, CONN.. h%? irosecute him. Then he took proceedagainst OTHER. William Deerlng, and the best outcome will be a wealth and not afraid to work. "The dancer's her on the charge of common For r^tes for einsrle or round trip OfBVBBTE OsBArntffSAJIsvn. of harmony which invariably accompanies toes,'' she asserts "should not get tired, tickets fVtd for full Informatiou in reard drunkenness, and she engaged the saiflaa. Shot Onna, Bevolvera, Arnmotd* Sforthwestjwrits a union of interests.The South. to II p-irt of tbn West. NoHh pnd if she loves her art No one ever hears same counsel to defend her. This lawyer _5 tlon, Fiahlnc Tackle., Seines, Mots, KnlI?* Bason Bkatea HaBsfaetanraiaeof to Ganerul Pwfcsa ager r~ CHICACO. sll that the lingers of a good piano player 'a sued the husband for the value of AgenWat Chicago, 111. t! STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, Cure for Chilblains. are so stiff and sore that he is unable All Coupon Ticket AeTents sell Tlcketa Hammoeka, etc. his services, relying upon the rule of by this Ltne. to play well. The dancers toes should The following communication was Tbfl Dansf Iif lapo. Tks Dwiag tnd Fanur law that a husbana is liable for "necessaries'V ,lavrg TJlnatrated Catalosne FBSB. J. D. LAYNO, MARVN HtTGHTTT, iadies' Sclaaora and Ink Erasers, belike the piano player's fingers." read before the last meeting of the Lime Gen. Snp"t. 2H VicHy-- nnd Uea. Mauagos supplied to bis wife. The IbmuiTlttljeadffllarnb GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS. W. H. STFJNNETT, J^ Mokeallstyles of Supreme Court accepted this view so Kiln Club: VA *-&'*."'" Otn. Pass. Agt., Chicago A PITT8BURQH, TA. STEEL PENS. far as pay for her defease was concerned, Mlddletbn, N.'S. January 16," i In Prison. PATENTS a-lgftg but ruled that the c'mrge for prosecuting Brother Gardner: Ex-Warden Ilaynes,* in his 'Pictures I have noted with retrret the failure of your the husband conMnot beallowed. of Prison Life," gives the following incident Wo show cutof PtentAd}urtabJeQofllArtlonEssswIrPs*, club to get a reliable remedy for chilblains. I "ThoAcme/'-ad^iUm^s-miplefrosioawMptoiia beg to submit tbe following: in connection with the work on Take an iron dish, place some woolen rags 'if :i' ,t the enlargement of the oldMassachusetts Pursued by a Waterspout. in it, then put some coals on them and hold tbe Penitentiary: Our whole line of Pens will be seM by the feast. feet in the emoke. As you doubtless have witS-Mto seU atvoisi tjBStsa Heslselsl ct- One of the steamers of the Pacific 1'ricc Li.ts fundshed to dsslsrs a sppQsaUoa. large feet and tbe acreage of cbilblainB Is correspondingly ttarl' &*#**- -r^^fslsM-sjw. KtSsrte llgHt. It was necessary to employ some of Mail Company, while off the coast of fin- great, I would suggest that you Bxlwi/e fwHtsunr 0TSSU Jfo enawett* the prisoners outside the walls, and I hire some old locomotive boilers and buy your Guatemala, had the rare experience of TentuUberal C&CTlanFKBt Address, 4. BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT? rags by tbe bale. selected a man for that purpose who had wmMaafAs^'vOanliexc^intlalwrs^pl being pursued by a waterspout. It suddenly |^a certain cure for all-diseases may still, in most, aaes, be patented by us. Beim As to my reward, you may chip in and raise always behaved well, and who had but appeared near the ship. In the oppositethe U. 8. 'stent Ottce, and emmged ii a purse of $10,00) and place my statu" on some ^,requiring a complete tonic: espesocially a short time to remain. Very much to PATENT BIWNM Si.XCLUSiviLV, we can secore public square in Detroit. You can model it midst of the consternation the captain Indigestion, Dyspepsia, InterV^mittent patentsin leH time than those who are re after the likeness of John Hancock and it will ,oas?jffSi5ssirsursaff1of will be made of all United States pateuu ibe my surprise, he objected to going putside ordered his course reversed, and soon mcti,froa WaaMn (tun and who mast depend np justfitme. Fevers, Want of Appetite,. aauM class of inventions and yo wit1 be advisee to work. This was so unusual that os the matlsio all Uanaaetiona with the Fateut whether or not a psueuieao be obtained. the steamer was driving along, with the Alfocl innately, ^.IJ08S of Strength, Liack of Energy, $'* Office. I inquired the cause. He hesitated a waterspout in pursuit. Its crest was ^etc Enriches musclese th bloodgives strength* ELDER MATTHBWa Whenlnventoraieidsiodeloraketeb we make moment, but finally told me. He had a en tho and new As soon as the reading was finished, bidden in a dark mass of cloud, its base "y aaareh inthe Patot tfllce and advlaa aato Ha patoHUbiUt), lswBb.Pa^^ wife and two children, who were ignor-t Giveadam Jones arose. Mdrsss, What will a Patent Cost? ranaoi'i^aaaes. CorraspoaJeaeecoS nWLED seeming to operate like an immense revolving n^0^0HAIlGE ,_.^Ufb to the nerves. Acts like e. WmHm^m9m* eTTsV 'k^z-^ SlTJfSiili-.rJ"**0 So did Samuel Shin. ant of his being in prison. In the small cullender, while the entire external 2?KfJlI,Il*,',SllflIt OATAi-aowdlsattlB overjr State ^charnt on the digestive organs, **TKNT BD. So did Judge Cadaver. yellow house, he .said, direetly opposite If youwrendvlaad that your invention Ispatent* BSICALINSTBUMENTS Wenferio Hon,f. attnaaterGeneral D. M. Kei, periphery formed a cushion of removing all dyspeptic symptoms, able, send S topayOdyerum.-nt application fee So did Shindig Watkins, Stability *ev. I. D.Powder, 'Officialsin the U. S. Fatei his cell-window and near where he such as tasting the food, Belching foam, over which the sea-bird screamed, of SIS, and for the drawings jne^nired by tlie Perkins and Turnover Cartright|i^For of sill kindsfor(- veryohnp. would have to work, should he go otftside, Oovrnmeut. ThlaIspayablewhon applicationla Heat in the Stomach, ^Heartburn occasionally seizing upon the dead, of theUnion and In ada. for special refeteo made, andwall of fheeajpenMuiilemapetent wallowed. a moment there was a great shouting they were then living. Ho had tttalogUS frww. Addrem, RlCHAU? ees.terras.adrice.A Address %gft **tc The only Iron Preparation When allowed. tneattoroey^feeiBSeTand fish which came within reach. you know teforehaad./br feemoHinr,' C. A laew 4r Ce., and waviug of arms, and then the President the flaal Oevernnent (SfS) Is payaWeTlSua JetU1 CO.. BOX 869J, Pittabergb, PC? watched his children all.through the that will not blacken the teeth or The spout itself formed a sort of OpposiUPst'at office. Wash ifejIiTii4!!*'t.tAinrnoI.attorney'sg aateat- o' .whether you fef and attorney' going*oget a not BlIES BBU^.f^ CtTLEB. called for order and asked: summer, playing in a vacaut lot of land and no fee -One give headache. Sold by all Druggists spiral cylinder, streaked.with opaque rhSfffi i a Patent An aitoniey succer a obtainin a belonging to the prison, directly under "Why dis rumpusP Judge Cadaver, do at $1.00 a bottle. {rom parallel lines through its whole length, tlon la vm% PEOPLE WHO LIVE his window, and so near him that he you desiah to say anything?" faraa --,a'??: the surface of the sea upward. BROWN CHEMICAL CO. ..'iJISi^WHOLES VLB Bisbeatiodgmeatcanaid Indctermlninic dctermlnina tbequea.taeth could see his wife passing in and out of "I do, sah! I regard that chilblain tlon keaee, yon can relyon tbe aflvlse given after These lines were evidently ascending Baltimore, Md. WOUX C1TV RAIUtOADaadiis varioas p^allminar. examinatioisbad.' i the house, or sitting at her window, little LttMsTTi-jtSe.*madeeCaerDesfttB*ae remedy as a dead insult on de character Branch Uses, sow aparteftee columns of water, for afterwards, when aSs^"SJevlalratleai tho etf See thst sll Iron Bitters srs made by BROWM CBBMIOU dreaming that he had been so near of dis club!" Co ami bave craad red lines nd trade mark on ivrsppsr. **p*sd ans ***laaear secured.. rav I Il^l laTPaT^l W OsrffJ ycurcn a-avea pre* rr the upper and lower sections became ori them for almost twayears.* /j. f' BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. "So do I!" echoed a hundred voices. 1) ^r detached, this accumulated volume of nwiH" ^.j^! "An' I move dat de ayes an' nays be Thisma^s crime was theft He had iupoli^ 4 On\al\a Iine Vtry oftfa valuable inventions are saved in these 1 water overhead immediately began its ST. PAUL, indignashun.1 'MV* & UTVV clsaiMofcaaaa. If yon have undertaken to seeare called on a vote of left his family in Boston andgone to the deseent within the body of the spout, as MINN* yoorowttfiatont and failed, a skillful b.ndllngor moshunr1 'i "Support de western part of the State to obtain work know that,tUalathashort andolek Una te felt thecaeemayleadtosueeeBs. BendxneawrittenV though it had been the valve of an immense o thatCeateal and Weatera Missoari. to all but failing in that, and without money The Secretary called the roll, and the syringe.- The water thus released poaatais* i ^Kiaeiil, maraika, yalsraea-. Texas. points, to return, he took a watch, whose owner vote was passed by a majority of 211, must have been equalto severaltons, tins* had left it hanging in his office, into the President not casting a ballot m9SgSmf Aa examination end report win as it was solid and almost black, and Bearchearnade :vtitletolaves* which this convict had stepped for a "Gem'len," he softly said after the eavsf returned to the sea with a lond roar, all iB^larorinatlon^relatlng to Patenta Absolutely Pure. 7 GREAT''CM'Ms TH proraatlr fai moment to make some inquiries. la lea or Pntfnu mailed at excitement had somewhat calmeddown, the other parts of the aerial structure ,r, tharesolaiJOovertwmenT i*tes, ase eaca.) Be' the meantime, his wife, not hearing "a woman am as tender on de subject oftbs tSESSmSSSmVSBS. aasMtr gradually dissipating. m*fn*rFf*t*H***J, A* from him, had come to Charlestown to of|small hands as on her character as a ThU powder never rarU-tf.' A marvel of *WrHy Perhaps the most singular of all was live, and taken this^tenement in plain paoy, an' yon can't insnlt a man quicker toal clients" tilalmost every county'In t: U, ll v.ienpht and whitle-iomenen. More economical the serpentine .form assumed by the vte Pamphlet relating to Patents free upon r+*aeeU than the ordinary kinds and cannot bj sold in sight, and within a few rods of his cell to poke fun at his feet. Howsum* The St. Pasl ttona CitjJknilnaji.saw known section nearest the clouds, which moved inpetition with the mil ltitude of low tent, abort S**r? jsh J* GEO. E. LEMON, as the SrVslsrsjTllNefssew of fhe Chicago, His feelings were regarded/and he was 4ber, dar am no use toflyoff de handle vm%m weight, silnm or |hs|ihat powders. Sola only Pan!. MlaaeapttllsA Ostaha Line, la sl**othe s*#r off at first almost horizontally, and then *^c? allowed to serve out his sentence' without in (lis case. If we can't smoke our feet in cans. ROWAL BAKIMS POWDXB Co., 108 Wnfi IS 18th St.. WASHINGTON, C. sNssf AVr*M Unt froai Qaqtral and Weeiern itIn turned upon itself in a perfect coil, so Str., N. Y. Dec 1 S3 Atsera*T*et-T.watad) ellettor of Amerl. aeeuta,t Wester*. Iwwai'Pakota, lfeoraska^aad the being discovered. _, ober anythin' smaller we must buy a locomotive GERrJANREMEQt can and Porelsa l*stnta* that for a moment, when the end of the sohlh.Wa*sto Ayeff's THE GREAT biler, an' it one old red flannel J. 81*IO^iET, aqueous topeor whatever it was ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS shirt won't do we must collect a IAN REI UPHOL^TfiaER, switched around squarely to the eye of $K$ Coloring Kamonds.^fe^ and the entire North and North-West, and to the dozen. A man wid chilblains can't ^*SSSl^noSSSm 4,z* Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. Hair Figor, the observer, showing a section, it resembled Some very interesting and important Manufacturer if Iro jcii'.'i ri irs as stan' still longnnff tobe proud. DeCommittee t-'i. gs- Jit m. PMfcottnectidns are nude with *he a,bal! of ink. experiments with diamonds have lately liJjriJVBCirjMR.JMTTBJCB M.r, on Anatomy will experiment at JBestrAievs.Mortli Chlcasu, St. Par.!, Mio- CURES, When the snout was in its finest condition neapollsk.Oma^aline,for Northern and Ceitral been made at the Paris Academy of Jtrnperlet, M**mbreqnl*ii Kit* once.". Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, neatlyrepnirdanisnouain, and .or Chicago andall points aet lightning several times flew Sciences. An experienced diamond Ail kinds a i at tee 1 anut irs OBISSESXIJO Lumbago, Backache, Headache. Toothache, sss--^ the rauning of trains is so arranged tha* pasaengera TH 11 i i. if Wfi through the penumbra in zigzagcourses, merchant bought not long ago a fine i'ainH,ssruiea from the estern Division of th. lit* FPR REST0RIN6 CRAY HAIR TO ITS Sore Throat. Helliii. A LARGE STOCK OV CPHOI.BTMBD. GOODS ABTO .^j The Italian Maiden. -.an have from uiio to one and one half boon net making a spectacle not only terrible in white diamond for $4,600. One morning Bnrim. Nol4l*t. FIOI ..ilea, Aa TJ -^fy rURNXTUBE ALWAT8 K8PT ON HAND, toad to ba iness in St faai if desired. AKD ALL OTUEK KUUIIA r%lXii AND MHKS. ,J NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. A letter from Italy says: "The Italian the manifestation of power, out sublime he gave it a good washing^with soap M^SffMHUttal. 0*J*M)S!s7 tflum Mm* ce Soath or Sooth Westbesnr* Lldt* DruggUU nnd Dealersrerv*.here Ptfty Centa'bottle. Orders by mail promptly attended to. girl from the,cradle is cultured in ex* and water, when what was his consternation to over thin Line StrmmfM Me esswe Big f7#l. and beautiful. Directions in 11 (.atigtiftuv*. $% ''tic 1ooks. and whan roe go north, east or northwest, go ression in word, by action and by TnE CHVltt,ES A. VOGKI.KU CO. to find that it had turned yellow, 453 Wacouta, Cor.Eight St., ST. PAUL. IT Is a most agreeable dressing, which lerewg** SY. mmt $ ht Urtmt Mmtlnmm) eanenon lo A. VoOBLKRfc CO BalUmuk-e, *Jd C. 8. A. Her entire features, gestures which sent its value down to $800. The tbe greatKorlbweat. Is at once harmless and effectual, for preserving Marrh 1 88 f\ j. An Herated Piggery. and, motions are highly expressive of matter was .brought to the attention of Two paosenger trains dally, St. Pnul to Cfcicag Made Easy. Sawin the hair.. It restores, with the Some forty years ago, says the Boston through Elroy andMudison, v.itbrallnian PslSleeping KIDNEY-WORT what language frequently fails to convey. the Academy, and experts submitted a Cara oi encb train. gloss and freshness of youth, faded orgray, correspondent of the Hingham Journal, Her words are soft and suggestive report, which showed that diamond TH BOUGH TICKETS Tbe Vew llmpravts when band-carts were in vogue in our light, and red hair, to a rich brown, or deep TJ her vivacious lip-service, hersweet* whitening is a fraud easy to accomplish HE GREAT CURE AGENTS! For Uen. Dodge'snew book. business streets, a funny little Irishman IINAKI UfiirilM er tills route are on sale at xlI prlm-ipul stations black, as may be desired. By its use thin and as easy to detect By pliinging a ness of intonation and her graceof post Bes ire and buy a through ticket a tbvy are gen. named Dennis Callahan was employed .THQITY-THBEE TEAMIS AJfOHG yellow diamond into an aniline violet never desert her. Perfectly unaffected, lathe easasssv aasl SSH* hair is thickened, and baldness often f-RMBMATISM- erally cheaper: bm if you cannot get the ticket IA boy itxteas nttitk OUR WILD INDIANS in pushing one about to earn an honest aye it becomes white, while at the same she i$ not French, and: completely you desire or tbe nft-rmation wante-4 about rate*, though got always cured. It checks falling ninepence or quarter by the delivery of connections, Ac, at your home time it loses neither itstransparency nor graceful, she is not American. Hovering at.tUun, write to of the hair immediately, and causes anew As It ia mr all the painful diseases of tie the undersigned, aud yon/ letter will receivpramp.attention. sundry bundles and packages, Dennis brilliancy. In fact, oh making the experiment, between Juno and Venus, she ifc KIONIYS.LIVER AND BOWELS. T. W.TEASIiALE, Int-odue^on by Gen. W.T.Sherman. Coatabua growth in all cases where the glands are was quite a favorite among the boys of It olnawsaa the system cf th acrid poison the experts had in a few minutes prpud, palpitating, passionate and pret- r.B.CLAREK General Agent, that causes the dreadful suffering wMoii not decayed while to brashy, weak, or Kilby Street* through his good nature Oen. Traffic Manager. St.PauIMuin. transformed several yellow', stones tyivX Next to Spain this is the country only the Tietinia of Bheuxuatism can realize. KotFSA 4- 'i.^" otherwise diseased hair, it Imparts vitality and ready wit. One morning he visited into what appeared magnificent white 8pleadidly illustrated witfe'Steel _. THOUSANDS OP CASES of emotional hands, shoulders and, per* f*N Can neeansiqraienswot Plates, Fine Engravings and Superb Caromo-Lith* tomdte* of the wotss ftanna of this terrible disease several large establishments and solicited stones of fivefold value. Take a jellow and strength, and renders it pliable. ograph Platesi ia fifteen colors. Has received the hay bsenqiittaly relieved,andinshorttime the clerks to patronize a charitable oar FALL diamond, dip it even into no stronger unqualified endorsement of the nwetenrlacnt men of PERFECTLY CURED. etc Tlie VIGOR cleanses the scalp, cures and our country. Gen. Grant writes: **Tke beat eaek .^enterprise. Upon inquiring the'nature dye than violet ink, wash it wit water Ptfcs-Ii4 A woman in Virginia sent to a Rich', mm, si. uqctp oa DBT, SOLO ET nacQ^srs. onIndisjiandFietierUiecverwrfnaa.** Wthan si* ctmbesentbymail. ltf cooJ-'-S. stimulating,dandruff and soothing" the affair, it was shown to be a card to remove any discoloration, and the effect t^taa^fa, avfcfr-fn ynry&i the formation of and mond bookseller 9600 in Confederate vruey.ejECladaaati.aaya: ^atuchtatedeahaelt WAi&S. r&Co^BuritajrtonVt. is immediate. The dried diamond of admission to a v.' .Free toanysdobaa nposi andoneof Imtnenes value." C1iicaa*o/af*T-wr/ *OL bonds, in paymeut tot a $1 book, and eTa toosiorl* i-viautaaTand KIDNEY-WORT book of ataated srfsabstoalSilSlia^^ remains white. Bat, on theother hand, application. Gontsintdsti properties, it heals most if not all of the received in return the desired book and MaatnwrieTlhaiiaay otoer Saw Advmcir **No ether hook eeatalaaas Mud bS'P* tie. OioLnX^mmut the illusion is of short duration. Rub rP*!k, 1" ^i aecutatesKaMsste/thalaslSaa*1 $2.50 of legal, currency, This shows Wean tsss,fjbst Asm who, ecriptioos of wvsrjtaiaf humors and diseases peculiar to the scalp, centopeTMoketfu~ -II i asill like niiMBia and Ii liVea^TlunTil. the stone even lightly, and the yellow rfSJ*4 that the bookseller considered Confederate C-i IS keeping it cool, clean, and soft, wider .r..t hook over nehllahadlsitae a1)fact'^beCSkfatw rsqnircd for Personal or IVunibr paa/u taAaaar* tint is seen .coming tack again, and a bonds worth as much how as the} ^Oaw7:i?llvividly PSmys tteeBSha^Sg Quite a number 4 the. boys invested, which conditions diseases of the scalp and E I &STI0 TRUS9^ with over 2,200 iUoatntions.' Wasa ,fga.?aod a guiiat little farther attrition with the finger were in 1864, when the Confederate sOl goods at wholesale) pricsa, l and on the evening^appointed, piloted hair are impossible*. ^ownthoclTiejar restores the pristiny hue entaicompletely." party proceeded to a Government was in existence. In th* the1i***** ,lie- 8treet near* This discovery ma upon many Bslllo crater, sAioui trtllto Ss^rBeSd'h^ar by Dennis, qiiantiUes to salt the porrlisssr. BndsvdJtvfrea oheslar. ^S?^^? .BMHIOBS ef Ota bodyr 4wiT,8 latter part of '64 a barref of'flour' was BstliB^b'etmpreassswhQs ttM M!-going up, to their .persons a rude awakening tottwfact ^ssktbs arf "I ,$nly institation in America who ww Bjiaes esse ts law]ssle)tass|wMaMiM' hard to get.in Richmond for $1,200.~ kh Okslrisasr.rwuh ajhil nd thls_ their special bosi Coh-! Twelve hundred dollars* worth of astonishment, some four flights of stairs, that the stones they hav.e are of far less MOiriWMB,YWAii&. ltyt^*4gs,saiaiaalacatecsrMls.. ltfssssy, ettahfef federate bonds are now worth $8,4 ssl cataTSsst sytaiil., Gbcatsarats. -4: were shown into the attic, where re- value than they Supposed, and will ne- there and that sum will-boy a barrel o| ^^Bflijatog TBUSS co*.csicago,ny posodonapile.of straw a "pig," weigh* cessitate even greater care than that sf sadfwn.js iv,^WiT,7 ***_..,_....-: 'jgat. FREE! log between three^ and four hundred hitherto exercised in purchasing. Doug- tYOdlAHEALY pounds. "How did yon get that ani- .las Jerrold once raised the question .Boss Shepherd, who robbed the.Government ___ofthpar- ma) np herer inquired one of the oar whether anv nossession reallv renaidit its whether any possession really repaid replied the widW. to make/t Washington '-a h,M possessor which entailedanxiety of mlsd beautiful city and fill his oWn and np here when he was and diamonds, IB^MUI wjaV^ormany another* to friends' pockets, lives at Btitipolas, ihM,aref the boys remarked that entail so maQh^th^t Mexico. He is engaged in mining, and was not tbe^rsf hog he ha^ohterv-1 whom the great value set opon Uiem b "5 wdttlilghilll.