i NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY SI, 1P83- ^nf*aatt-wawaL'-!Bfta J- i :vil?fcuTi-lr+iA i Use Lawrence A Martin's ^AKB IT! READ IT! -W V! Sour Grapes. He Wantedto Be Glued for Life. IRS. LYDIA OF LYNN, MASS. PIHKHAM, Sharks, as a rale, have round bodies. Every one knows His the homely A couple from away up in the hills Pointing with his stick to a large illustration daughter of the house who wears the came to town yesterday to get married. tMmm il8 of a shark on the screen, the apron. The groom, apparently about thirty BEST Professor desired his a- -nee to note years of age, wore a clay colored suit Not that it should be so, but'.. somehow that the mouth was away down underneath m? of jeans, and carried in one hand a it has fallen to her lot, evidently OF ALL the head, instead of at the anterior black snake whip The bride, who was because she is more helpful than her CTS fertile FARMTR! LINIMENTS of the head, as in most fishes. The scarcely more than twenty, was indeed pretty sister. most marked characteristic of sharks is a blooming beauty. Making their way MARKETS for the MERCHANT! The homely girl has the knack of making their voracity. They will eat anything MISCELLANY for Qe MECHANIC!- i to a justice of the peace, and pulling things "go" right i -1 that conies in their way, and their jaws the license out of his pocket, the love When she enters the kitchen the stubborn are provided with numerous sets of stricken man asked: WISDOM ftrttar .WIVES'! fire gives in the kettle starts a For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, PNEU- FOB MAN AND BEAST. teeth, so that a. soon as one set are singing the oven a heating the table is "Be you the'Squire?" CHATS for Mr CHILDREN! MONIA MONIA., CONSUMPTjON^p^seasssof THROAT, CHEST AND LUNGS. torn ont or rendered worthless, another gOnSUInPTIOR, DlSOaSOl strewn" with raisins and spices and the "1 be," said the 'Squire "what is it BALSA O TOL Formore than a thirdof a centurytho Has always been one of the most important set takes their place. pudding begins. Her hands are so useful you wishP" Mexican Mustang Liniment hasbeen weapous wielded by the MEDICAL FACULTY )nly $1.15 Per Annum. known to millions nil over tbe world as one often wishes they were not "Have you the power fur to marry am&st the encroachments of COUGHS.COLPS, The lecturer held up to view the jaws the only safe reliance for tbe relief of _, BRONCHITISdiseases ASTHMA, SORE THROAT, limited to two. ^.''..$Vo'./-/ people and hitch 'em solid?" of & good-sized shark, and explained advanced stages, and all of the THKOAT.CHES accidents and pain. It is a medicino 1 .-._- -i, in. a* "Yes, sir." See how she cuts, turns, sews, and, above price and praisethe best art i that the teeth were set in a tough but JONSUMPTIONt itssincipient andoadvanced: and LUNGS, bu it ha never been advantageously compounded as in the TOLU, ROCK and lnd. For every foIU of external pain Se$d for Sample Copy. Address RYE. Itssoothing Balsamic properties afford a diffusive stimulant and tonic to build up the "So it can't never become undone?" lo! things old"are "as good as new." very durable cartilage. The teeth of system after tne cough has been relieved. Quart size bottles, Price fl.oo. MEXICAN "Yes, sir." most sharks will come out very easily. Why, in her pliant fingers lives the PIONBEE PRESS CO.. ft A IITIAII I po not be deceived by dealers who try to palm off Bock and Rye "Fire ahead, 'Squire." The size to which sharks grow can be magic of fairy wand. MEDIC-*""7!l W Ife/ni I in place ofPrivate our TOLU,ProprietaryD ROCK AN Ry*k. which ibottle,ONLYeths articlethe genuine has a Die Stam on each which i St. Paul, Minn. judged by their teeth. In the jaws exhibited The 'Squire proceeded to business, Stern papa, too, knows well the worth pernut^^ be Sold by Drngglaia, Groeera and Dealers Everywhere, by Professor Bickmorethe teeth and when he got as far as the question of his plain-faced daughter whose nt 9- WITHOUT SPECIAL TAX OH LICENSE. Mnstans Liniment is without an equal. were about as large as a man's thumbnail, to the girl, "Do you take this man for dresses seem to "keep" so long. Even It penetrate* neah. and muscle to The ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St, Chicago, 111 but the Professor showed a large your lawful and wedded husband?" the TULU, her lover, marvellous enough, is just the the eerjr bonemaking the continuance of pnin ttnd inflammation imposible. tooth which he said must have belonged groom lengthened the ceremony by putting LYDIA E. PINKHAiWS solid sort of man papa would have Its effects upon Human Flesh a- I to a shark 80 or 50 feet long. The tooth the following additional questions chosen for her himself. the Brnto Creation are equally wonderful. VESETABLE COMPOUND. Tbe Mexican was about six inches long, and was to her, for be wanted to be "hitched I BUTTER COLOR His eccentricities she can manage feiisT MUSTANG found in a phosphate bed in South tighter nur wax." mamma's headache she can soothe, and Ia a Positive Cure PERFECTED Carolina. The teeth of some sharks, "And you won't have no more to do even the baby itself yields to her lullaby. fur all those Painful Complaint* nnfl Wenftneiui The lswreit Butter BayersrecommendJtt usi wives Bsttsr theHlt-edred color the Tfar reaad. particularly the man-eaters, are sharp with Bill Sykes?" "No." "Nur Sam ocauunon toour licit feunile populutluu. The children say she is the "bestest" Uie a byallthe beat Creameries. Awarded the Intea hona&nds of Dalrri.i-B say IT IS PERFECT. It will cure entirely the worst form of Female Com. onrdrarri8tormcn-hantforlt orwrltetOMkjrnatitls,wbst and pointed like spikes, while the teeth Hill?" "No." "Nur Pete Jones?" sister in the "whole, whole world,'* for natioualDlplomsat ft. T. Dairy Fair. Artyoordi cHAJtPsoy jh coy i^awici, Seiiinnaii Liniment is needed by somebody hi plaints, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and fjlcera iiiot. life is weeping by go and "No." I of another class of sharks are set into doesn't she mend the maimed dolls and every honse. Bvery daybrings news Iduro before ti nomething (ion, Falling and Displacements, and the consequent Jf USE JfONLY3fTHIS*THE JfriRSTJ^AND Jf TH E 6EST*4 the jaws flat like paving-stones. the agony of an awful scald or bun "See here, Sallie, don't look down clothe the naked ones? mighty an I sublime leave behina fipiunl Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to the subdued, of rheumntto martyrs restored, to votiqii'-r time. $66 a wek in In a spare hour on board ship a sailor on the floor that way that means you I Change of Life. Then, she is sure to find all the lost or a valuable horse or ox jonrowniown. $5 outfit free It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus in saved by tbe lieoliug power of this will take as much satisfaction in sharpening don't know whether you will or not. ,tops, balls and marbles, besides being No risk. Every thing new f'apia an early stage of development. The tendency to cancerouu LINIMENT required. Wo will i rnish you everythin je a shark hook as a barber does in Look squar' in my face, Sally." I intimate with those entrancing words humorsthereIs checked very speedily by Its use. any are making fortunes. Lndiex make H much LniiynL I no strapping a razor. After a shark is Then Sally looked "squar'" in his farics, giants and Arabian steeds.. But, r&MIU It removes falntness, flatulency, destroysall craving men I m/s and rlrl make great pay. Rea- captured and hauled aboard the vessel face, and he continued: above all. she never "tells on" you! r. it'you want a business at which you can for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the etomach. akt- great \mv all th tima, write for particniars It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration. the sailors cut it up into as many small "Nur Jack Powers?" SEEDS What more could a boy or girl ask for fl HALLET *& Co.,Portland, Maine. N 589 widen[speedily caret snob ailments of General liability. Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. CCCnCIFor the MERCH AHTssLffi^^.r pieces as possible before throwing it "No." in a big sister? the UvtuaiFUESll as 5" OfcfcUO For the MARKET GARDENER overboard. Sharks are as tenacious of Bhenmatlsm, Swellings, PtMT BibIes^r^SSl55JK?2.1S! Here the 'Squire interrupted and said: In the small ornamental accomplishments SEEDS That feeling of bearing down, canning pain, weight QCCnClFor tho PRIVATE FAMILY Cheapest Jelnts, ontractea Muscles, Burn* life as cats, and it is necessary to cut "I don't think it's necessary to pin of the parlor our homely girl is and backache. Is always permanently cured by its use. and Scalds, Cuts, Bruises and it tlirei. Hath Versfom. New TVManu-nl il (iKlTS Uf ACTF.T) ^smsmlafw tCrown by ourselvessBSULSxzLEasssi them all to pieces in order to kill them. It will at all Mines and under all circumstances act In Sprains* Polsoaems Bltee and the young lady down so closely. She not brilliant That too-lovely-for-any- Vorshee & McMackin, Cinciuiiati.O.MWjjnJ^ll! Sttegs. Stiflness, Lameness, Old harmony with the law* that govern the female system. On one occasion some sailors caught a rv~ nanasome lUestrated Catalogae aa Rural Register FREE TO ALL. promises me to be your true and lawful thing waltz is apt to escape her |ov 30 83 Sores,IJleers, Frostbites, Chilblains. For the cureof Kidney Complaints of either sex this good-sized shark, and, after getting it MERCHANTS, SEND US YOUR BUSINESS CARDS FOR TRADE LIST. wife, and that's enough." memory, but trust her in etymology More Nipples, Caked Breast, and Compound is unsurpassed. don?t know that gal on deck, dispatched it, as they thought ludeed every farm of asternal disease. and the intricacies of orthography. It DAVID LANDRETH&SONS.SEED GMWERS,PHILAOELP!ilA "'Squire, you T/TIWA E. PISKIIAM'S VEGETABLE COM- for SoMiers.Wntow*. PareaH It heals without sears. They cut out one entire side of its and Children. Any disease, is not the strawberry-lipped girls who A like I do. She's a croquette. Sbe flirts POOfOis prepared at 223 and 235 Western Avenuo, For the DBGTE CUCATIOH it cures ^wound or injury entitles. MUi mouth and threw the mangled carcass Lynn, Mass. Price St. Six bottlesfor $5. Sent by mail Sprains, Swinny, Stin* Joints, bear off the mathematical prizes nor with every fellow who gits struck after laHVIVIl Wlions appropriated and workng In the form of pills, alsointlm form of lozenpres. on Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Bls force doubled. Prompt work and homes madehappy. Fee MAKE HENS UV baok into the water. A little while is a classical nose necessary for proficiency .u .:.|::ia t.tr.a..t surttuoa and Cbenitt, se her, and there are dozens of 'em. Now wo Apply now. W CJOWS. re-married, nowentitledduring eases, Foot Hot, Screw Worm^Scab, receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham traveling ta ihi couatrr. iayiJ that moat of the afterward they caught the same shark, .vi.lowhood. Greatsuccessin INCREASE e"- BOUHTT in grammar. Neither is an inclination I want all that business stopped and I ,d Hollow Horn, Scratches, Windfalls, Horse and Cattle 1'ow^er.s nurse any i^im i~ow~er. .--ol here are worthle freely answers all letters of inquiry. Bend for pamphlet. .nil Hack Pay and Discharges procured. Deserters entitled Ineao. apparently as full of life and mischief as SgMnrln, Thrush, Blngbonc, trash, tie aavA ihui Sheridan's Condition to freckle indicative of a cloudy want it done here by law." ft Address as above. Mention, thin Paper: ill duos under new laws-O ATB ||Tfi Powders are ab.-olutely pure and immensely Old Sores, Poll Kvtl, Film upon .rs. Land Warrants r*\ I BUI VCUMJ ever. brain and have we not all noticed how valuable. N..thirty on eurth will make bene lay oucnuan \AUUIUU wi.*..-. Dose. i. "So be it," said the 'Squire "Sarah like Sheridan' Conditio I'owders 1 tesapoonfsl tho Sight and every other ailment ni. No family should b .n. hout IVTHA E. PINKHAST8 and sold. The"WORLO & SQLpiCR.^weekly to 1 pint foorl. Snirl everywhere or aent by malt for 8 letler-Mamp*- I. JOHMM5 a Co.. BOSTON f.MAS iper). Sample copy free. Send stamp for full instructions, well, how astonishingly attractive the to which tho oecnpanta of Peters is wedded to you for life, and no The shape and peculiarities of the LIVER PILLS, 'lney cro co:istl jatiOTi, biliousness. lanlcs & bounty table. N. W. FITZCER ALD & CO* Stable and Stock Yard are liable. homely girl is when her ribbons are adjusted? and*tcrpidity of tho liver. 85 cents per bos. *& power on earth can take her from you." thrashing shark were shown and described. 'Vision, Paunt & Land Atfys, Washington. D- O* DIAMOND ear Sold by ail Drug-gists. The mexteask Mustang* IJnln3u "That's the talk! Come on, Sallie This fish has a tough and ugly ^av^, m, 15 83. aiyirla, you're mine! We're glued for life!oh, looking tail longer tban the body, with She, too, has her devotees in whose CATARRH which it thrashes and disables its enemies. wait till I pay the 'Squire." sincerity we are bound to believe for John H. scUulse & tlttcdonaitf. THE BEST PARKER'S It is a formidable and relentless among our married acquaintances, the He paid the 'Squire a dollarall he \iUitlin% Gafn'Furn ishing Hou REMEDY, HAIR adversary of the whale, and hunts the wives we know would not be classed in hadand left for his country wagon RAIL WAV BALSAM. of the Northwest. or ALL leviathan of the deep in company with the beautiful nor heroic order. happier than he'll ever be again.Kentucky 155 EAST THIKII ST., ST PAUL A Poeitlva Cora for Catarrh ot nil the sword-fish. "These fish travel in State Journal. No, indeed, they are faulty, every-day A perfect dress" (old stand) itallug Fritter*. )THE( kinds. It is Instantaneous ta kvAVct packs like wolves," said the Professor. Chicago& North-Western ing, elegantlyper- people who have tempers and find them and rcmaaaanS la ata*mlt. Cares st any [t'n's Furnishers and Shirt makers. fumed and harm- IUT* of the disease, liascured cases so terrible When a whale is attacked the swordfish difficult to control. Dr. C. H. F. Peters, Director of the less. Removes Hist bones eaue from the aose. nir p'irn for nn:*uri"n Mrr nnrl a"*- go down under it, and by pricking Railway la the dandruff, restores Observatory at Hamilton College, has ar Bvors^a Diamond atarrb Itemed*: OLD E8TABUS^gD SHORT LINI natural color and and cutting it in the belly they force devoted the labor of twenty-two years The New South. Is mildand pleasant, ad rdlnx laameJIate preventsbaldness rOS MAN OB BB AST. the monster to rise to the surface of the Hellerand promptcur. in all casesot Catarrh, (0 rents Mid fl to his system of sidereal charts, twenty The rehabilitation of the South is now ttzei at druggLU. Innnenan* Ha Power. Bronchitis. water. Then the thrashing sharks raise ItTa the Oreat Thoroughfare trom ana to CHICAG O sheets of which he has now finished. being accomplished, and nothing is It will leuiove Polyp and eflectoally euro HOEIETOU their tails and lash the whale across Each sheet is sixteen by twenty-four Watery and Pnmlent Discharges om the Heaa more gratifying^ to the minds of the genuine the back. The sword-fish and the C0L1GHE. and Throat, and Foetid. Sickening Breath perfectly inches in size, and on each are marked friend of this country than such an \Tl V.' !*l 1 ti f? lestn'e impaired Smelt, Taste and Hearing sharks keep up their combined assaults from 2.500 to 3,500 telescopic stars, the And all points in Northern niinnin, Central, relieve Headache. Break np Colds in the Head assurance, The past season has been AnextrMsltelv fra- until their mammoth, but as against Eastern and Northwestern lotem,Wlaconsin, Strengthen the Voice and Ey:s: I'orifr, Kegntate mapping being carried to stars of the grant pei 'ume with most auspicious, and the Southern Northern Michigan, Minnesota, exceptionally lattiug and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the them, powerless adversary is dead. Wo continue to fourteenth magnitude, something never proprties. Dakota, Manitoba, Central and Head and Throat Price, CO cents. States are now in a condition of unprecedented actMsolicitorsfor S and "5 cents. before attempted. Dr. Peters presented Northern Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, The only part of the whale that is DIAMOND prosperity.** Rich in soil, patents, aureate, PARKER'S Utah, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, a set of the twenty charts to every observatory eaten by the thrashing sharks is the trade-marks, copyrights, etc. for blessed in climate, grand internal advantages, Cniif-.min, Oregon, Washington Territory, and prominent astronomer in the United States, and to obtainpatents tongue. It is not known that the swordfish INVIGORATOR. Briti-h Vnlumbtn. China, Japan, ICINCER TONIC nothing has been wanting byjt in Canada, England, France, the Sandwich Islands, Au*tm)i*. Ifetv the country, and to each member of the eat any part of a whale. They appear mills and workshops to utilize this vast Dr. Kvory's Diamond Invlgorator is is now made fop the fourth year and Germany, and all otner countries. Z-nlnnd, and all principal points in the Board of Trustees of Hamilton College. to join with the thrashing sharks a ferfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and TUirty-*lx years'practice. No internal wealth. But it takes capital to NORTH, NORTHWEST and WEST. has a record of unqualified success. Nerre Tonle. It makes a deliguUiil, whole in assaulting whales only out of pure An Invigorating Medicine that Never Intoxicates charge for examination of models or draw* plant and move such manufacturing interests, With Its own lines it traverses North some drink, which Invigorates, a rifles It was tbe first mado and has been inpra. Advice by mail free. vicioosness. "With all their voracity," This delicious combination of Ginger. Bucliu, ern ILLINOIS, Central and Northern and Strengthens the entire system. The Art of Danoing. and mon* only will continue to Mandrake, Stillingia. and ninny other of the best low WISOOVSIN, Northern MICHI- the lecturer said, "the sharks are entitled Patents obtained through us are noticed in thought to perfection while competing Fur General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, vegetable remedies known, cures all disorders of Augusta Sohlke, once a favorite danseuse put these new industries in full and OAX, MINNESOTA, and Central DAKO- Torpid Liver, IndigeBtLn Neuragio cud l.heuraatio the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, which has to the credit of caring for one another. the bowels, stomach, liver, kidneys and lungs, & is and imitating machines havebeen TA. It offers to the traveler all accommodations of Paris and Berlin, and the principal successful operation. Adectiona, Jaundice, Malaria, Flatnlencr, the largest circulation, and is tbe most influential -The Best and Surest Cough Cure Ever Used. that can be offered by any Young sharks are watched and N uses, Sick Headache and Kidney Complaints, made for only one or two seasons newspaper of its kind published in the attraction of the viceroy of Egypt's Within two years more than a hundred railroad. Its train service equals that it is lnviluuble. Price, 60 cents. If you are suffering from Female Complaints, Srotected by the older ones." Professor world. The advantagesof such a notice every of any road: their speed is as great aa and some of thorn are advertised imported ballet troupe, is past her dancing millions of Northern capital has Nervousness, V\ akefulness, T- heiimatism Dyspepsia, Ask your Druggist forthce Rented* iickmore next took up the rays or patentee understands. comfort and safety will permit they age or any disease or innrmilv, take Prrker's days, and is directing the terpsichorean been invested in the Southern States, this year for the first time. make close connections in union depots lea and take no othi-rt or tvlll lc sent Thislarge and splendidly illustrated news* skates, and pointed out the principal Ginger Tonic. It will strengthen brain and body at junction and terminal points with entertainment in a Philadelphia and is now forming a very lasting chain, Free on receipt or price. paperispublishedwEEKXKatfS.aOayear, and give you new life and rigor. It nses small inexpensive cord, characteristics of tboses fishes. Some the leading rilroads of the Weft and and is admitted to be the best paper devoted ^Jtescrtptive Pamphlets Free, variety theater. She savs that American especially adapted to binding together ioo poLr.A.ns Northwest, and offer t3 those tuat use rays, he said, were regular electric batteries, never falls to bind every bundle and to science, mechanics,inventions, engineering ".vddrer Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co. them girls would make the most superb the hearts of men, by binding in one Paid for anythinginjurious found in Ginger Tonic which could produce currents of works, and other departments of industrial is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, V. O. Box 3300. 104 John Street. New York. or for a failure to help or cure. SPEED, COMFORT AND SAFETY dancers in th6 world if they were not their seemingly diversified interests. A progress, published in any country. Single electricity from their body of sufficient 60c. and (I eizen at dealers in dnijr*. Larue unvlnpbuving At CHICAGO it makes close connection MOST DURABLE AND BEST too lazy to go through with the requisite new Southa manufacturing kingdom |1 Size. Send for circulai to IIiscox & Co., lt Wui.St.,S'.Y copies by mail, 10 ce/its. Sold by all news* power to knock a strong man down. witii I or.r.or ilro^ds th t, city. GUN S FINISHED MACHINE in the dealers. course of training. They practice an will be the result, and what is grown IttMis PALACE SI KKPIVtt rtR4 on From a Letter by Professor Bickmore. Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scien all througrh trains, PAKLOR OAKS on ita market hour, and then begin to cry over their here will be placed upon the market as 0ROW||\ tine American. 261 Broadway, New York. Srlncin-ili: routes, t-ni. N!RTH-\VK-iTERj| aching toes. English girls are fully as manufactured fabric, and every profit Any one who bays the fljfcribook about patents mailed free. INI\rj us 1 COUNCIL 11LUPFS DEERING bad, and usually awkward, too. German connected therewith will be retained at ar on itji ST UL und MINNEAPOLIS The Wife's Necessaries. avoids every chance of trouble IK BINDER through clay IOP.3 trains. girls, as a rule, are clumsy. The home. The next live years will show a A husband in Massachusetts whipped or failure in the harvest. If you wis"', tho '--^rT-^velln Accommoditiois THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERYCO. outh Italians and French make the be3t rvaier addition to the wealth of the bis wife, who employed a lawyer to yovt vvt v- your l:keta bV t*'* route AM) WILL TAKE NONJS uUNUFAeTvftuD BY MEBIDEN, CONN, dancers, as they are generally graceful than has any previous twenty, {ngs irosecute him. Then he took proceedagainst OTIllHL William Deering, and not afraid to work. "The dancer's and the best outcome will be a wealth her on the charge of common r.-'.'eg for sinprle or round trip OP EVEaT XTJrD 0BZARB THAH SVTJL toes," she asserts, "should not get tired, tickets cud for fiUl i-iformat'on hi regard of harmony which invariably accompanies drunkenness, and she engaged the Btfies, Shot Onns, Revolvers, Ammunition, to r"l \rts of tb- West. North if she loves her art No one ever hears a union of interests.The South. Fishing Tackle, Seines, Nets, same counsel to defend her. This lawyer Northwest, write to Gjnerul P^fesa igev CHICAGO." Knives, Razors, Skates, that the lingers of a good piano player Agentj.at Chicrac-o, III. sued the husband for the value of STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, Hammocks, etc. All Coupon Ticket Agents soil Ticketa Msaafsetacfr also of are so stiff and sore that he is unable Cure for Chilblains. nis services, relying upon the rule of Large Illustrated Catalogue FREE. by this Line. IketaringtightReaper, Tba Deering andfara to play well. The dancers toes should The following communication was law that a husband is liable for "necessaries" Ladles' Scissors and Ink Erasers. J. D. LAYNG, MA.RVN HUGHITT, GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, Gen. Siip't. 2-i Vicc-lTi-.*. and uen.Maiiaco* be like the piano player's fingers." read before the last meeting of the Lime supplied to his wife. The aid Tlii Leader Ro,m Make all stylos of MOWBTJ, PITTSBURGH, PA. W. H. STENT^ETT, STEEL PENS. Kiln Club: Supreme Court accepted this view so ftCENTS i Gen. PUBS. A#., Chicago Middleton, N. 8., January 18,1883. far as pay for her defense was concerned, In Prison, Brother Gardner: but ruled that the c.'iarge for proseouting We show cutof PotentAdjustableQuillActionBcMrtotr F, 1 Ex-Warden Uaynes,* in his 'Pictures I have noted with regret the failure of your "The Acme," wd^n^MniplegrofioiirQilntof# the husbai:JoouMnot be allowed. club to get a reliablo remedy for chilblains. I of Prison Life," gives the following incident be? to submit tbe following: WANTED Ladles and Gentlemen,toengage in connection with the work on Take an iron dish, place some woolen rags with us to sell several Ueefv.1 BoaaehoTd the enlargement of the oldMassachusetts in it, then put some coals on them and hold the Pursued by a Waterspout, Articles. Prouta large. Labor la light. trade feet in the. Mnoke. As you doubtless have rwj-Our -whole Hne of Peni will be fold by the to Exelnalve territory given. No competl- Penitentiary: One of the steamers of the Pacific BSri'rice I^isu furnished to dealers appflealioii Son. large feet and the acreage of chilblains is correspondingly Terms liberal C&culars FREE. Address, It was necessary to employ some of Mail Company, while off the coast of great, I would suggest ihat you ewltt MaasJaet'g Ce^ Box 818, PltUbsrgh, Pa. hire some old locomotive boilers and buy your the prisoners outside the walls, and I Guatemala, had the rare experience of CAN 1 OBTAIN A PATENT? A NEW CURE FOR BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are rags by the bale. i.%.*.... VJV iic i. ULJL I. I ti' selected a man for that purpose who had being pursued by a waterspout It suddenly As to my reward, you may chip in and raise a certain, cure for all' diseases may still, in most acets, be patented by UM. Beitu POTATOPUGS always behaved well, and who had but appeared near the ship. In the a purse of $10,000 and place my statue on some Bend a rough sketch or fit you r mrxici your oppositethe U. S. 'alent Office, and enrseed Ii requiring a complete tonic especially Invention toeEOBOE LlI.JI5f Washing* public square in Detroit. i ou can model it a short time to remain. Very much to PATENT BUSING SI.XCLUSIVELY, we can ecure midst of the consternation the captain s Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inter, tan, and a Preliminary Kxnnilnation after the likeness of John Hancock and it will patentHin !e*n lime than tho*e who are re my surprise, he objected to going outside ordered his course reversed, and soon will be muds of all United States patents of the lustfitme. mittent Fevers, Want of Appetite, mete from Washin (tun snd who mum depend up same class at inventions and yuuwi'l be advised the steamer was driving along, with the to work. This was so unusual that Affectionately, os the msilain al i ttsnsactions with the Patent IJOSS of Strength, Lack of Energy, whether or not a pa.ent oau be obtained. fr ELDER MATTHEWS. Office. waterspout in pursuit Its crest was I inquired the cause. He hesitated a AMOAaTrWBLESOMEVBIflll. FOR THIS rRKLIMINARY EXAMINA- etc. Enriches the blood, strengthens When Inventorat dmodelor sketeh we make TION N O CUARGfi I S MADS. As soon as the reading was finished, hidden in a dark mass of cloud, its base moment but finally told me. He had a th muscles, and gives new search In the Patet i ifltce and advise as to its patentability What will a Patent Cost? t$iS%: A^^rn^ED^Sran^' seeming to operate like an immense revolving wife and two children, who were ignor- Giveadam Jones arose. asucoi HAmos. Correopon.lenccoon life to the nerves. Acts like r, T. BE. Johnaton, Ptttssarak, Pa. fideHtial,prices lor and MO CHARGE '7NL.ES So did Samuel Shin. cullender, while the entire external ant of his being in prison. In the small charm on the digestive organs, *TKNT ti OBTAl ED. It you are id vised that your Invention Is patentable, "USICAL INSTRUMENTS So did Judge Cadaver. yellow house, he said, directly opposite periphery formed a cushion of removing all dyspeptic symptoms, Ws refer Hon. P. atinasterGenersl M. Kej, sen.l ao to pay Oovernm.ut application fee So did Shindig Watkins, Stability foam, over which the sea-bird screamed, his cell-window and near where he of SIS, and :& for the drawings required by tbe ev. ID. Powder, t'Officials in the U. S. Psteit such as tasting the food, Belching 1 Uovernmeut. This Is payable whw application is of all kinds for sale very cheap. Office, and especially .o oar client* in every State occasionally seizing upon the dead Perkins and Turnover Cartright. For would have to work, should be JJO outside, Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn made, and is all of the expense unless a patent is allowed. of the Union and in .asda. For special referen Catalogues free. Address, RICHARD hada moment there was a great shouting When allowed, theauorufj 'sfeeia** and fish which came within reach. they were then living. He The only Iron Preparation es,t*rms,advic*,a ..Address the final Government fee is i.,ynoi* Thus HULL 1 CO.. BOX 86. Plttabnrgh, Pa. and waving of arms, and then the President watched his children all. through the A snow* Co., Echarzew you kno r**rorehand,/. uolkitte.whether you ar* that will not blacken the teeth or The spout itself formed a sort of Opposite Psfnt office. Wssh HUES MiK.M CtTLEB. ilng to set a patent or not, and no attorney's feo called for order and asked: summer, playing in a vacant lot of land give headache. Sold by all Druggists spiral cylinder, streaked with opaque unless vou do set a Patent. An attorney belonging to the prison, directly under "Why dis rumpus? Judge Cadaver, do whose fee depends on bis auccesa in obtaining at $1.00 a bottle. parallel lines through its whole length, WHO*L old V.EPAUL ST a Patent will not advise you that your invention Is *i|h PEOPL otun*E**** I his window, and so near him that he you desiah to say anything?" WHOLES \LE patentable, unless It really la patentable, so far aa from the surface of the sea upward. BROWN CHEIICAIi CO. bis best Judgment can aid In term!ninr the question Druggists, could see his wife passing in and out of "I do, sab! I regard that chilblain I of,^ These lines were evidently ascending hence, you can rely on the advise given after Baltimore, Md. the house, or sitting at her window, little remedy as a dead insult on de character a preliminary examinatlo-i in. had Oaalan Pascals SIOUX CITY RAILROAD and lis vsrioaV columns of water, for afterwards, when Sec that all Iron BHters ars made by BROWN CHEMICAI and the atotrlatratlan a Labels. Trad* dreaming that he had been so near of dis club!" Co. and lmve erased red linos find trade mark on Wrapper. the upper and lower sections became Branch Lines, sow apart of the Marks and M-t*euc secured. aveala prepared them for almost two-years. andflled. Applications in revivor ol lfe- BEWARE O IMSTATBONS. "So do I!" echoed a hundred voices. detached, the accumulated volume of Cil\i(i^o, Bt^kul, |eS,Aainaone4l.orForreltenCaaemade. I move dat de ayes an' nays be "An1 This man's crime was theft He had Very often valuable inventions are saved in these water overhead immediately began its Classes of cases. If you have undertaken to secure ST. PAUL, MINN. called on a vote of indignashun." left his family in Boston and gone to the descent within the body of the spout, as kpoli^ & 0in,2it)k Iin,e your own patent and failed, a skillful handling of "Support de moshun!" tbe case may lead to success. Bend me a written request western part of the State to obtain work though it had been the valve of an immense POWDER addressed to the Commissioner of Patents but failing in that, and without money The Secretary called the roll, and the syringe. The water thus released know that,thisIsthe short and quick Una to ah that he recognize OEOB OB E. LEMO N, of Washington. poiuts ta Csnteal sad Western Sllssosrl. to all D. as your attorney in the case, giving the vote was passed by a majority of 211, to return, he took a watch, whose owner must have been equal to several tons, title ef the Invention and about the date of filing points ia Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado. Texas, the President not casting a ballot. had left it hanging in his office, into as it was solid and almost black, and your application. A examination and report will California. Arisona. New. and Old Mexico, sad oostyou nothing, Bearcbes made f^rtitletolnventions, that this Is'fas Wm& AWa tcluiam MUmtmtm "Gem'len," he softly said after the which this convict had stepped for a rhe returned to the sea with aloud roar, all la fact an Information relating to Patents mm* tSjafJiauta Wm, excitement had somewhat calmed down, moment to make some inquiries. In romptlr furnished. Copies of Patents mailed at the other parts of the aerial structure Absolutely Pure. 1HKOVGH 7 GREAT CITIES regular Government rates, ras*. eacfc.) Re the meantime, his wife, not hearing "a woman am as tender on de subject gradually dissipating. member this office ha* been In successful nperatloa of tlM popaloBSWssuurrPall^r, namely: Since 1SSS and yos therefore reap th benefits of of small hands as on her character as a from him, had come to Charlestown to Thi* powder never varie*. A marvel of pnritjr MtfucCnv* reuaeff a^wrs, km Perhaps the most singular of all was experience, besides reference can be given toac. lady, an' you can't insult a man quicker'n live, and taken this tenement in plain -i'.roiipht and whole.-iomenese. More economical 81. Jmmh, ^fewissav Asaswn tual clients In almost ^vrry county in t'.:C V. &. the serpentine form assumed by the Pamphlet relating to Patents free upon request* ihun the ordinary kinds and cannot bo sold in SMrlnaaa rmm*mn^}it0, to poke fun at his feet. Howsumeber, sight, and within a few rods of his cell. GEO. E. LEMON, section nearest the clouds, which moved i npetition with he multitude of low test, short Th St. Paul a Sioux Clt RHllroaU, now known dar am no use to fly off de handle His feelings were regarded, and he was weight, alum or plnsphate powdern. Sold only as ths sWslerw UtrMmn of the Chicago, St off at first almost horizontally, and then allowed to serve out his sentence without in dis case. If we can't smoke our feet 615 15th St.. WASHINGTON. T%. C. Paul, Minneapolis Omaha Line, ts alothe Uhmr in cans. ROW AL BAKINO POWDER CO., 106 Wall turned upon itself in a perfect coil, so Str., N. Dec 1 83 mmd Jlirccl Ltm* from Csutrai and Western Mln Attorney-*t-T.nw and Solicitor Amerf ober anythin' smaller we must buy a locomotive being discovered. that for a moment, when the end of the netota, WeaVert. Iowa, Dakota. Nebraaka^and the and Yovvlgn 1'atents. Ayer's biler, an' if one old red flannel J. SI MO\KT, Soath.Wsst to aqueous ropeor whatever it was shirt won't do we must collect a UPHOLSTERER, ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS switched around squarely to the eye of Coloring Diamonds. TOR KK8SKVINU. KX10KlS(lAJl dozen. A man wid chilblains can't the observer, showing a section, it resembled Hair Vigor, .lteaatliyiaB thr Cesantesleai and the entire North and North-West, and to the Some very interesting and important stan' still longnuff to be proud. De Committee FOR S^JBLXKT. Manufacturer ir-t* n:ii* ir i ir a9 a ball of ink. Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. Siuovirtv. Dumw. i experiments with diamonds have lately on Anatomy will experiment at lilJVfJVG CHAIR, JtM HUM M.f, At St. PM counectlon* are m:de with *he When the spout was in its finest condition been made at the Paris Academy of Kmiern JftoisiM of the Chicaso, St. Paul, Minneapolis Itrnperie*, Lambrequin Etc. CURES, once." CLARA LOCI8K KCLLOGO-Il tfrnal lightning several times flew Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, kOma^s line, for Northern and Cei-tral Sciences. An experienced diamond pkwui* la MB. tsdwSjurHMM All kinds a i i :ce I farnt trj neatlyr epnird i ii ixnonein, and .or Chicago and all points aet *h, irceniMsa -oar"Liqaid Pmt." iaA through the penumbra in zigzag courses, Lumbago, Backache, Headache. Toothache, merchant bought not long ago a fine and the miming of trains so arranged thu* passengers FPR RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITS A LABGE STOCK OF UPHOLSTERED GOODS AND The Italian Maiden. making a spectacle not only terrible in Sore Tli l-oat-SMClling*. J* |n-aiii. Bruises. white diamond for $4,600. One morning from tbe Western Division ol thi lit. Um hdintfan oimtriuwHh A* kkk* FURNITURE ALWAYS KEPT ON HAND, Bnrim. M*all Fi-o^i Cil's. an have from one to one and one ball hours aet mukxifiBineiitMn. Only 60 nn. NATURAL VITALITY AN0 COLOR. the manifestation of power, but sublime A letter from Italy says: "TheItalian he gave it a good washing with soap '"mi. IBM k ill SmsiR.* rua*"* ASD ALL O'l'UEU BODILY l'.WSS AM) AMIES. teud to bu iness in St aul if desired. Orders by mail promptly attended to. CUAHruS4CO.,| and beautiful. girl from the. cradle is cultured in ex{ooks. and water, when what was his consternation Loldbv Druggists and Dealers everywhere. I'tftv Centsa bottle. Wht ymmfn South or South West beaur* IT is a most agreeable dressing, which res?ion in word, by action and by Directions in 11 l.aiigiai:es to over this Line tnrmmghtht ven Big tittle to find that it had turned yellow, 453 Wacouta, Cor.Eight St., ST. PAUL. snd when yoc go north, east or northwest, go THE \JU,E9 A. VOCKI.V:! CO. is at once harmless and effectual, for preserving Her entire features, gestures which sent its value down to $800. The through St. mml the Vrtmt Meutrond r:". SUCMMOM to A. VUUEU2R CO.) Itulliuiul-e, Md., C, S. A. Marrh 1 S3 An Elevated Piggery. and motions are highly expressive of the hair.. It restores, with the matter was brought to the attention of the greatNorthwest. Sawing Made Easy. Some forty years ago, says the Boston KiDNEj'SitfiB^ Two pufsenger trains daily, St. Paul to Chicaj what language frequently fails to convey. 10 the Academy, and experts submitted a gloss and freshness of youth, faded or gray, through Elroy arid Mudison, itb Pullman Pal" correspondent of the Hingham Journal, Her words are soft and suggestive report, which showed that diamond Sleeping Cars oi encb train. light, and red hair, to a rich brown, or deep when nand-carts were in vogue in our TIM new Unproved THE GREAT CURB her vivacious lip-service, hersweetness whitening is a fraud easy to accomplish THROUGH TICKETS black, as may be desired. By its use thin AGHIsTS For Gen. Dodge's new book, business streets, a funny little Irishman and as easy to detect. By plunging a of intonation and her grace of pose hair is thickened, and baldness often named Dennis Callahan was employed .THIRTY-THREE TEARS AMONG er this route are on saleai ll principal station!. I FOB. yellow diamond into an aniline violet never desert her. Perfectly unaffected, ]Aa tbe boyC/t4(Xp4ltjrearahut. alxtewa ole OUR WILD INDIANS Ben ire and buy a through ticket aa they are generally RMOMATISM though not always cut ed. It checks falling in pushing one about to earn an honest dye it becomes white, while at the same she is not French, and" completely canaawloga/toefand*a*y cheaper: but if you cannot get the ticket' gent on tSt inml tkmd ninepence or quarter by the delivery of of the hair immediately, and causes a new time it loses neither its transparency nor graceful, she is not American. Hovering you degireor the information wanted about ratesconnections, postal for mutrtttsu Catalogue eonttUatog lttmonlals &c, at your horn* ..station, write to sundry bundles and packages, Dennis and full particular*. ACrESfTfl WAJITaB. brilliancy. In fact, on making the experiment, As it Is for all the painful diseases of tlie growth in all cases where the glands are between Juno and Venus, she it Int-oduction by Gen. W T. Sherman. Contains he uudereigued, atid youy letter will receiv |[pnjLrbUhtaincSaw0e.,iaBMd^Bk8t. 0hia*|t. was quite a favorite among the boys of KIDNEYS.LIVE AND BOWELS. truthful and graphic record of the author's observations, the experts had in a few minutes proud, palpitating, passionate and pret- not decayed while to brashy, weak, or promp.attebtion. T. W.TEASliALE, It cleanses the system cf tho acrid poison thrilling adventures and exciting experiences Kilby Street through his good nature K.B.CLARKE. Qeneral Agent, transformed several yellow stones ty.?,. Next to Spain, this is the country otherwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality that causes the dreadful suffering wirlca during i years arr.or.r the wildest tribes of tho (Sen. Traffic Manager. St. Paul in. Not FaA and ready wit One morning he visited only the victims of Bheranatism can realize. into what appeared magnificent white r. Great West. Splendidly illustrated with Steel of emotional hands, shoulders and, per and strength, and renders it pliable. -r-r THOUSANDS OF CASES i to send for Can be cured oy tbe useot Plates, Fine EngravinTS and Superb Chromo-Lithograph several large establishments and solicited stones of fivefold value. Take a yellow haps, feet!" of the worst forms of this terrible disease sr.li tfnnica* CannaMs Plate* i a fifteen colors. Has received tb our FALL have been quickly relieved, and in short time the clerks to patronize a charitable diamond, dip it even into no stronger Inulen caacaies. Fot unqualified endorsement of the most eminent men of f". The VIGOI*. cleanses the scalp, cures and PERFECTLY CURED. 'Price-List enterprise. Upon inquiring the nature dye than violet ink, wash it with water our country. Gen. Grant writes: "The best book Book, Testimonials, etc..' A woman in Virginia sent to a Rich PRICE, $1, UqWD OR DRY, SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. on Indian and Frontier Life ever written.'* Bishoa prevents the formation of dandruff and, of the affair, it was shown to be a card for 188?, to remove any discoloration, and the effect lOPBace 8t., Phils.. Pa. air Dry can be sent by mall. mond bookseller $600 in Confederate V/iley, of Cincinnati, says: A much needed book WKLLS, KIDMEWQR!ti BICKA&DSOXTtoCo.. Burlington TkdsBidlns 8aw Wnnhlnals warranted by its coding, stimulating, and soothing of admission to a is immediate. The dried diamond JFV to any address upon snd one of Immense value." Chicago Inferior "A bonds, in payment for a $1 book, and saw off a 2 toot log lo 2 minutes, and book of standard sad substantial value." Chlcaro remains white. Bu on the other hand properties, it heals most if not all of the Baffle benefiaof For Pla''""'"'U- application. Containsde? received in return the desired book and For the the Advance.' No other book contains as full and costs lessmoney than any other Saw 1 the illusion is of short duration. Rub humors and diseases peculiar to the scalp, $2.50 of legal currency. This shows Bcriptions of everything accuraUaccountofthsIndians." Ckiem#oTribune} Widow Rafferty, Machine. We arc thefirstfirmwho It reads ttks a romance, snd is faTsugrio^ to sn4 the stone even lightly, and the yellow 25 cents per ticket. that the bookseller considered Confederate keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under required for Personal or Family use, jnnnnfactnred these book ever publishetdvividle on th subject.'*thelndiaaiastCticmneThs portray tint is seen coming back again, and a EI 1STIC TBUSSil Inter Ocemu! bonds worth as much how as they tes in Amar it,1! __^___ Quite a number cf the boys invested, with over 2,200 illustrations. We sell which conditions diseases of the scalp anJ m* he little further attrition with the finger fisa, and at maseaft were in 1864, when the Confederate Ha.eaddifleringfromallothj,|ffi and on the evening appointed, piloted i all goods at wholesale prion, fa| hair are impossible.. 999 A0ESTS Sf^^Tt?t enpshape, with Self-Adjusting"'' restores the pristine hue completely. own the oaly legal Government was in existence. In the Bsllln center, admtsi tselftoaU-'iSlg by Dennis, the party proceeded to a __ quantities to suit the purchaser. The ={,-i:J rlgUofttasstna. Bmdtorour tree drenlar. ttitiona of the body, while thi latter part of '64 a barrel of flour was As a Dressing for Ladies' Hair four-storv house in Broad Street, near This discovery may entail upon many BIIIQ therappreaaea back th* wsitins thousandst Itis/Ar opportunity of a Ufatime only institution in America who makr United BtatesM*^fa Co. Washington, c. iteaUmaJaataaaperseawouWfii hard to get in Richmond for $1,200, Indi a Wharf TnHU wiiarf nH for rapid money insUsart Remember, new lADlES^IMHlIE HOUS E and going up to their u. persons a rude awakening: to the fact With the FUger. With Ughlf| this their special business. Address The VIG OR is incomparable. I ia colorless, book, superbly lUastratsd: InniLuii demand:axchv Twelve hundred dollars* worth of Confederate preaurttheHerniak held ttamlf astonishment, some fourHi Hights of stairs, that the stones they have are of far less vve tarfitory sat WpscUi Tcrsss. SendtoeIUus isrtnd night, and a radical curecertain, {tie eaij. durable MONTGOMERY WARD A CO.,* contains neither oil nor dye, and will bonds are now worth $8,4C were shown into the attio, where reDosed tad cheap, ifiGLESTON. SeatbymaU TBUSS! Circular free. tratedciraaars, with particulars, t* value than they supposed, and will necessitate CO- Chicago, ill |TM0saJfl^||alaaMMnT!giSS not soil white cambric. I imparts an there and that sum will buy a barrel of M? *a WtlalAm.CWammT. on a pile of straw, a "pig," weighing A. HITTastrOM OO^ ONan^o, Iff., even greater care than that FREE!" i good flour. jmm^' between three and four hundred agreeable and lasting perfume, and as an hitherto exercised in purchasing. Douglas Iw^inin^rtwa^TjmTnSrSffi i njissifmaiin LYON&HEALY pounds. "How did' yon get that animal UtSsUnn stayWWHMusi, mm ins sfnssyrftss Jerrold once raised the question article for the toilet it is economical and Z*&fm*u"my InssnsSf nwFii|ila ^r nrrt iiirtft tus np hereP" inquired one of the party. Boss Shepherd, who robbed the. Gov. TOpPDI*Kewafor Roy*and OlHsIt RELIABL E SELF-CURE. whether any possession really repaid its Stats MonrM Stc..Caioaaa.^ unsurpassed in its excellence. IlllMjl Ijtlsagwsnil la7cZSsn7X lS ,*JToot and Will AX^WW "Aisy enough,** replied the widow. i eminent to make Washington a possessor which entailed anxiety of mind JlMWtjPsVfilMiliiis, V1WTIOM jurt r-.teatsd fa? then, "He was brought up here when be was beautiful city and fill his own and ^*tUMJnisjthiyl!ia snd diamonds, in one Way or another, Boss* ass I a A ntvoriw precii|?Mon of one_of the Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer Co., pig." One of the boys remarked that Wn% snd letsil Bawiag, Turnwc \'l moatnoMd nd eucceaaful Bpeciailsta In the U. a. friends' pockets, lives at Bsitipolas, 'it 'Q entail so much that there are many to of imttamcBtt. Sntu, Caps (now wtlredvlbr tpe*Mredfarertwtf MPettiHtV, sVrtef, DrWssj/WnduisVl jlUhina, this was not the first hog he hadebserv- Fretteal and AsmlrUcairnwntrts. Mexico. is engaged -i^ mining, and whom the great value set npon them be* "-Cuttiai. fWsstoWL^^'^'-: ^^,||fp. Mjmm*mmnnwwm,*v*~~-~-:.-^-? A Lowell, Matt. esntslor ICOpagss. f- cd la high lit* com et Almost incomDreherwit^. rW I reputed to be worth from $10,000,000 to i EpSint*iedeavaiopa/v^, Druguiacaauj. BBOWS, Ummh\ Umm Sau ST at* WHWaiKS STOBTWjan*. "aS MM, i'^a"- ^TT tiummimUm+mMi v..- *tfm&:A ./'.i^i i mmmm