THE NEWS. How Government Money and Bonds are Officially This time he was with a band of Indians at back the police stations, aud says he The Hat in Chnrcb, 'I Fann, House and Garden. Stevens Co. Reporter. Destroyed. Bloomington, Wis. There is great excitement would not remain in the building two Crimes, Criminals, Casualties. Of all the various expedient® by in lliat region,as usual when the unfortunate hours if he had all of his arms back. and The process by which all kinds of Fun on the Farm. Charlie is found. It can be put down as a settled fact which ingenious church-goers have endeavored Joe Goss has been fined $250 for From the Rural Now Yorker. paper money, Government securities Chicago was visited by a heavy snow that within a very few days at the IIow often do we hear the remark, to safely disposo of their MORRIS, MINNESOTA violating the Law of Kentucky by engaging in and stamps are destroyed is an interesting furthest Packard will break the peace. on Tuesday. The streets were absolutely hats, there is not one that has not been "What a dull life farming must be a prize fight. feature to those who have had His backers in the hotel are hot blookaded and when the street car tracks were Ex-Detective James White, of Cincinnati, proved to be fallacious. To hold one's or, "Who would live in the country an opportunity of witnessing the modus for war, and nothing but this urobable cleared the snow was piled three or lour leet operandi, particularly so to the ladies, TIMELY TOPICS. was on Saturday sentenced to the hat continually in one's lap is practicable where there is no opportunity for having outcome is talked about. It is reported lngli on either side ol the track. as many look on in astonishment, penitentiary lor thirteen months for implication that he is already in negotiation only in a Quaker meeting-house, any 'fun V which is but a shorter There was a fire on Bond street, New longing, or rather wishing, that the Mrs. Jaskar, of Augusta killed herself in the election frauds of last October. where the worshipers remain seated for the purchase of arms, name for pleasure. It is certainly York, on the morning of the 7th, involving a toothful morsels in the shape of $500 Pete Brannigan, who was in the Bismark because, being eighty years old and all funds to be had are to be used during the entire service, and never loss ot between one and two million dollars. true that many do find country lifevery or SI,000 notes about to be consigned in securing them. They boast down use any devotional implements, such jail and under sentence of death on and fifty years a widow, slie despaired The Gorham silver plate company lose $300,000, dull if not almost unbearable to the huge macerator might be in there that they do not want troops to as prayer-books and hymn-books. No April 26tli, was allowed to walk out of jail in of ever getting another husband. Robbins & Appleton, watches, §200,000, their hands to "place them where they but we are free to say that the cause interfere,and they assert that if might man could successfully balance a hat day light by the keeper. The jail keeper has the American Watch Company, 1400,000, would do the most good." Through of this is less in surroundings of suchpersons make» right they have might. Our in one hand and find the epistle for been arrested. Gamblers in Virginia City have presented Hale & Cattell, jewelers, $100,000. the courtesy of a member of the Destruction Dr. Win. C. Pike shot and killed citizens should be prepared for the the twenty-second Sunday after Trinity than in themselves. The British The Lake Shore railroad is prolific a petition to the Legislature to Committee, to whom our party with the other hand while to turning loose on the streets of a gang Stephen S. Jones, in Chicago, on the 15th. Museum or the Zoological Gardens, with accidents. A passenger and freight train were indebted for the explanations, prevent a man's wages from being attached of ignorant negroes, led by bad men, stand up in order to repeat the creed Jones was the editor of a Spiritualist paper and would no doubt be dull and uninteresting collided near Toledo Ohio, last week and now it was shown that they were comparatively for a saloon bill of over five for that is now evidently the policy of or to sing a hymn, with a hat under a 65 years ol nge. Pike accused him of having a freight and stock express have endeavored valueless, from the fact that the places to a great many persons Packard. left arm, would be the bight of absurdity. The situation is assuming dollars. ________________ •educed his wile. to pass each other on a single track, resulting signatures were cut off at either corner. still this would not prove that they much more of a warlike attitude than The hat, then, must be laid entirely Jim Walker, colored,,17 years old, in burning three cars ot cattle and a bridge. The play bill which President- Lincoln ever before or since January 9th, and aside during divine service, and were really unattractive to those who attempted to murder anu rob Mrs. Stockel, The cylinders have a capacity to hold Extra Session of Congress. our churches, being constructed with the responsibility of the matter will is said to have held in his hand have eyes to see and ears to hear, near Union Ridge, Tenn. She was rescued by 2,500 pounds, but are s'eldom filled rest on Packard, and the fruits he will exclusive reference to souls instead of the night he was shot in the private with minds trained to enjoy such exhibitions. another negro. Walker was arrested, placed with more than 2,000 pounds. They In the Senate session on the 14th it gather will be most bitter. hats, afford no resting-places for the box of Ford's Theatre, Washington, in jail in Franklin, l'rom which he was taken are filled with Government securities latter. was voted to return the 30t000 telegrams obtained out by about a dozen masked men and hung was sold the other day for $4.10. from the Western Lnion Company by and other paper values, viz: United The same principle holds good in regard The extreme danger of placing a hat within a mile ol that town. Morton's committee. A resolution was adopted Land-Owners in England and France. States fractional currency bonds, internal in the aisle immediately outside the to the pleasures which the residents James Kingan, a prominent member iulorming the President that the Senate In Worcester, England. Jan. 26, a revenue certificates stamps, pew is universally known. The first of city or country respectively was ready to adjourn unless he had further The total number of land-owners in checks and unfinished and imperfect ol the New York produce exchange was on laborer was fined $12 and cost by a lady that sweeps up the aisle carries communications to make. enjoy. Wealth has really but little to the wrong side a land speculation, and was money. These destructions are so arranged the United Kingdom has already been ol In the Senate on the 15th and 16th with her a confused mass of defenseless petty session court for having refused do with happiness, or what we may as to ta,ke place on alternate short two or three thousand dollars. He absconded, shown to be under 200,000. Of these hats, which are deposited in the nothing was done but confirm appointments. to obey the lawful commands of his term pleasure or the "fun of living," and his body has been lound at days, opening one day and filling the 523 Peers own between them one-fifth A resolution was adopted to adjourn sine die shape of a terminal moraine in front employer. He had been working four on the 17th. next, so that the daily average of Weldon, a little railroad station in New Brunswick. of the total area of the three countries and it would be difficult to fix a "poverty of the pew which is her final goal. Of teen hours, and the lawful request money destroyed amounts to between He left the train when it halted lor The Senate had a long discussion on exclusive of manorial wastes and course the hats which have been subjected point," below which a human being $1,5000,000 and $2,000,000. was that he should continue and load water, and it is not certain whether he was woods of which they may be possessed. to this process are reduced by the 17th rrlative to sending a special committee may not live and be happy. Indeed The old procsss of destroying was murdered or suicided. of three to Oregon during the recess to 5,000 persons own about two thirds of three wagons more. attrition to a rounded form and are it could be easily demonstrated Senator Grover. It was finally A bold express robbery was committed investigate by burning, but in that way the Government the whole area, averaging 10,000 acres covered with scratches, reminding one voted l5y 39 to 8 to appoint the committee that there are proportionately as many obtained no returns, while by each, and 10,000 persons own about of the marks of glacial action on granite Although the Southern Methodists in Pittsburg on the 14th. The rubber and Senators Morton, McMillan, and Saulsbury the present mode of macerating the happy families who subsist on ten dollars tliree-tourths, averaging 5,000 acres boulders. However interesting telegraphed to the express messenger on the were appointed. Ered Douglass was of South Carolina passed fervid resolutions Government is enabled to sell the pulp each. Dividing the owners of land into confirmed as Marshal for the District ot Columbia they may be to the geologist, they are a week or less, as on one hundred Alleghany railroad,signing the express superintendent's in favor of fraternizing with the for $7.50 per ton, it being fit for conversion and the Senate adjourned sine die. four classes, there are 5,000 large of no further value as hats, and can name, directing the messenger to and upwards. We must, therefore, Northern Church, they all staid away into new paper. proprietors, averaging 10,000 acres rarely be bent into a shape that will turn over his run to a certain party, who was How Lumbermen Live. conclude that after a man's actual necessities A short time ago an interesting from the meeting of the Northern each 12,000 medium-sized proprietors allow their owners to wear them home. the thiel. The messenger obeyed, and when are supplied, the matter ci' maceration took place of a collection Church Conference of South Carolina or squires, with from 5,000 to 2,000 Next to the aisle the pew seat is the Three hundred men will cover and the express was being transferred trom the pleasure depends mainly upon his disposition, of counterfeit money from the Secret acres each 25,000 persons owning from most dangerous position in which a cut a section of about three miles when it held its meeting. So the resolutions cars to the Pittsburgh office the adroit thiel Service Bureau, the accumulation of 50 to 500 acres each, and 130,000 owning previous training, or capacity square, taking off over 60,000 logs, hat can be placed. Statistics show abstracted 4,000 Irom the safe and fled. were not as highly valued as about five years. Some of these counterfeit less than 50 acres each. The proportions that out of every one hundred hats which would laeasure about 10,000,000 for enjoying the things which come they otherwise would have been. notes were very good imitations, of these classes vary very Personal, Impersonal and Political. feet, each season. Work begins at thus situated sixty are sat upon by within his reach. Now if the farm is many being retained by the Department much in the three countries. In Scotland their owners, thirty-five are sat upon daylight and ends at dark and when Oliver Ames'will leaves half a million such a dull place as many would make An Englishman devised a trick that as specimens. Of these more than half the land consists by other people, and only five escape the days lengthen or the moon favors to his wile. us believe, why is it and who is to counterfeit notes, there were enough beats anything of Yankee invention in of mountain and moor, of very little a loneer twilight or earlier morn the uninjured. It is a curious fact that The Ohio Legislature has passed a bill to represent $1,000,000 agricultural value, and held in immense blame There is certainly no lack of boys get the benefit in longer working more men sit down upon their hats after that line. He desired to be a physician, In a reservation of ground situated compelling vaccination. blocks. The remaining half is repeating the creed than reading materials or opportunities for enjoyment hours. On the river, when the drive but he had no education in Charles Cowdea Clarke, the English south of and near the United States owned by a very small number of persons—the the Psalms or performing any other is started, work begins at three o'clock of the most rational and innocently medicine, and a diploma was necessary. Treasury is an open space of ground classes of yeomen and peasant lecturer and author, died at Genoa last week. in the morning and ends at nine o'clock perpendicular part of the service. And hilarious kind. What could be So he hired a needy physician known as the "White Lot," on which Ex Postmaster General Tyner has proprietors do not exist there. The another curious fact is the attraction in the evening, the men having five more enjoyable than trained animals is erected a brick structure wherein is to personate him before the examin. same must be said of Ireland, where, which a hat thus exposed upon a seat meals: Breakfast at six, lunch at nine, been appointed first Assistant Postmaster General. contained two large cylinders, about of all kinds, from a mouse up to an ox notwithstanding the effects of the Encumbered dinner at twelve, supper at five, and exerts upon a fat person. Neither of ing board, answer the questions and twelve feet long by four feet in diameter, Estates act, under which, or horse and then what a field there these facts has ever been satisfactorily Capt. Eber Ward, the great steamboat tea at nine. The meals consist of pork get the diploma in his name. The having an oblong aperture in the since 1748, upward of one-sixth of the explained, although they are matters and beans, earn bread, molasses cake is for study, as instinct improved becomes plan was successful, but there was a man ol Detroit, has failed. centre of about ten inches, with a bed country has been sold, the number of of general notoriety. and tea or coffee. Count Van Arnim is reported dying veritable reason! Let each subsequent exposure, followed by arrest. to which a screw is attached, and an land-owners is most conspicuously A man may enter a remote pew in a No stint is given to a man's appetite. at Nice. His son has been summoned with child have his pet animal to work iron bar running across secured by small. In England the number is proportionally strange church and place his hat on a The fare, such as it is, is abundant, utmost haste. upon, thereby creating a friendly three locks, each lock having a different larger than in the other monotonous, nutritious and cheap. A seat in a position where it is impossible No nomination will be made at presi key. The three keyg are entrusted two countries. The class of yeomen strife which will make life all the for a fat man to perceive it on A duel of the fashionable sort was cook is provided for every fifty men. ent to fill the vacancy occasioned by the to and held by the Committee who still exists in some parts of it, and entering the church. Nevertheless, more pleasant. The beans are generally the large white fought in Peoria. Two Germans wanted resignatioH ol Judge Davis. represent the three officers of the there is also a certain number of smaller bush, parboiled in pots holding a experience has shown that in six cases Perhaps their taste may not be for to marry the same girl, and quarreled, Samuel P. Stickney the oldest circust Treasury—the Secretary, the Treasurer proprietors. These, however, cannot out of ten the sexton will show a fat half bushel, then ten pounds of pork animals,but for minerals, shells,plants, of course. They agreed to a duel and the Register all these gentle? rider in the United States died at Cincinnati, be ranked as a class of peasant man into that precise pew within ten is set in the middle of the beans in the or some other of the thousand and'one with knives, but subsequently the men must be present before the maoerator on the 20th, aged 70 years. proprietors. Such a class does not exist minutes after the hat is in position, pot, a quarter of a pint of molasses objects of natural history to b: found can be opened. The cylinder The Cabinet was in session nearly in England. The small properties weapons were changed to pistols. On while other and further fat men will, poured in, and then the pot is set in a contains a number of short knives, on every farm .all of which may- e gathered are for the most part in the neighborhood from time to time hover about the locality, the field they trembled so violently hole surrounded with hot ashes and all day on Tuesday but no decision was jutting out from the interior walls, of towns, where they consist of with the evident desire of ascertaining and studied in leisure moments reached in the Southern question. burning charcoal, the top covered that they could not aim the pistols, and for the porpose of lacerating paper villas, market gardens or other small Peter B. Sweeny, Boss Tweed's pal, if the hat is still susceptible with a stone, over which a heavy without wasting the time required fer the seeonds (possibly fearing that money contained therein water and plots. of further smashing. There is wood fire is built, and here they stay has returned to this country alter five years in the field. The boy if told labor their own lives would be lost in the some chemicals are introduced to soften In France an area of about half as clearly a law of nature at work here from five to eight hours, coming out a absence and will stand his trial in April. he may go a fishing after his task is and aid in effectually destroying the wild firing) advised a bloodless reconciliation. large again as the United Kingdom is which needs to be definitely formulated, most palatable dish. All the baking Alfred Douglas is to be Marshal of done, usually finds a way to get paper and absorbing the ink. The machine, owned by nearly 5,500,000 proprietors and it is discreditable to science The principals gladly accepted is done in rudely-built stone ovens, the District ol Columbia,a position worth Irom which is worked by steampower, of agricultural land, of whom 5,000,000 through with it in time to spend a happy that this has not yet been done. which are heated, before the dough is the advice, and both agreed to give ten to twelve thousand dollars per year. is then set in motion, and revolves of peasant farmers own one-third As to putting one's hat on the floor hour where the "fun comes in,"and mixed, with a good wood fire. The xip the girl. The Republican State Central Committee rapidly for forty-eight hours. of the whole area, with what result underneath the seat, no one who follows loaves of biscuit or cake are set upon this might often be done in hunting of Louisiana has expelled Picliback Next day the committee of three are is every day becoming better this reckless course can expect the hot stones, and are cooked quickly for plants to put in his herbarium, or Irom the organization by a vote of $2 to 4. on hand at the appointed hour, each The agricultural returns of Great known and more fully recognized in anything but disaster. If there is a and thoroughly. Senator Morton declines to be chairman for insects, shells, minerals, or other with his key, and opening the aperature, this country. The industry and thrift Britain for 1876, just published, show A camp of three hundred men will small boy in the pew he will infallibly the contents fall into a reservoir objects of natural history to enrich his of the Committee on Foreign Relations of these peasant owners are marvelous discover the hat, and kick it to the consume daily four barrels of beans, a cultivated area of 47,393,000 acres, of water through a sieve, and to all appearance and spread their effect through the cabinet. and Senator Hamlin has been appointed in other end of the pew within the first half a barrel of pork, one barrel of exclusiue of heath and mountain pasture are like the ashes of Baron whole society of France. The gross his place. flour, half a barrel of meal, one-quarter thirty mii utesof the service. If there Of course the parents should second land,and of woods aDd plantations. Postmaster General Key positively Yon Palm shown after cremation. farming produce per acre of France is a lady in the pew, a surgical operation of a barrel of sugar, and five gallons all these deviations from the far too The acreage under wheat last year was The National Bank note sent to the may not be so great as in England, but will be required to remove her reluses to make changes in postmasters and of molasses. The men are encaronoH general routine or the farm, which Treasury for redemption and destruc- ti, equally observable when 11 percent, less than in 1875 nd 22 fill intorinr JJl i l,af will onlv annoint to or when Jn Trqkin~J-heir hpHo COm- vacancies i 0