THE NEWS. This time he was with a band of Indians at How Government Money and Bonds are Officially back the police stations, and says he The Hat in Churcb, Farm, House and Garden. Stevens Co. Reporter. Destroyed. Bloomington, Wis. There is great excitement would not remain in the building two in that region,as usual when the unfortunate Of all the various expedient® Crimes* Criminals, and CasualtlM. hours if he had all of his arms back. fey Fnn on the Farm. The process by which all kinds of Charlie is found. It can be put down as a settled fact which ingenious church-goers have endeavored Joe Goss has been fined $250 for paper money, Government securities From the Rural New Yorker. Chicago was visited by a heavy snow that within a very few days at the How often do we hear the remark, to safely disposo of their violating the Law of Kentucky by engaging in MINNESOTA MORRIS, and stamps are destroyed is an interesting furthest Packard will break the peace. on Tuesday. The streets were absolutely "What a dull life farming must be!" hats, there is not one that has not been a prize fight. feature to those who have had His backers in the hotel are hot blockaded and when the street car tracks were Ex-Detective James White, of Cincinnati, proved to be fallacious. To hold one's or, "Who would live in the country an opportunity of witnessing the modus for war, and nothing but this probable cleared the snow was piled three or lour leet TIMELY TOPICS. was on Saturday sentenced to the operandi, particularly so to the ladies, hat continually in one's lap is practicable where there is no opportunity for having outcome is talked about. It is reported high on either side ol the track. implication penitentiary for thirteen months for as many look on in astonishment, that he is already in negotiation only in a Quaker meeting-house, any 'fun which is but a shorter There was a fire on Bond New street, longing, or rather wishing, that the Mrs. Jaskar, of Augusta killed herself in the election frauds of last October. for the purchase of arms, where the worshipers remain seated name for pleasure. It is certainly York, on the morning of the 7th, involving a toothful morsels in the shape of $500 Pete Brannigan, who was the Bismark in during the entire service, and never because, being eighty years old and all funds to be had are to be used loss ot between one and two million dollars. true that many do find country life or $1,000 notes about to be consigned use any devotional implements, such jail and under sentence of death on in securing them. They boast down and fifty years a widow, she despaired The Gorham silver plate company lose $300,000, very dull if not almost unbearable to the huge macerator might be in April 26th, was allowed to walk out of jail in there that they do not want troops to as prayer-books and hymn-books. No of ever getting another husband. Robbins & Appleton, watches, $200,000, their hands to "place them where they but we are free to say that the cause interfere,and they assert that if might man could successfully balance a hat day light by the keeper. The jail keeper has the American Watch Company, 1400,000, would do the most good." Through of this is less in surroundings of such i makefr right they have might. Our in one hand and find the epistle for been arrested. in Virginia City have presented Hale & Cattell, jewelers, $100,000. Gamblers the courtesy of a member of the Destruction citizens should be prepared for the the twenty-second Sunday after Trinity Dr. Wm. C. Pike shot and killed persons than in themselves. The British The Lake Shore railroad is prolific a petition to the Legislature to Committee, to whom our party turning loose on the streets of a gang with the other hand while to Stephen S. Jones, in Chicago, on the 15th. Museum or the Zoological Gardens, with accidents. A passenger and freight train were indebted for the explanations, prevent a man's wages from being attached stand up in order to repeat the creed of ignorant negroes, led by bad men, Jones was the editor of a Spiritualist paper and would no doubt be dull and uninteresting collided near Toledo Ohio, last week and now it was shown that they were comparatively for a saloon bill of over five for that is now evidently the policy of or to sing a hymn, with a hat under a 65 years ot age. Pike accused him of having a freight and stock express have endeavored places to a great many persons valueless, from the fact that the The situation is assuming left arm, would be the hight of absurdity. Packard. dollars. •educed his wile. to pass each other on a single track, resulting signatures were cut off at either corner. still this would not prove that they much more of a warlike attitude than The hat, then, must be laid entirely Jim Walker, colored,. 17 years old, in burning three cars ot cattle and a bridge. The play bill which President Lincoln ever before or since January 9th, and aside during divine service, and were really unattractive to those who attempted to murder ana tpb Mrs. Stockel, The cylinders have a capacity to hold Extra Session of Congress. the responsibility of the matter will our churches, being constructed with is said to have held in his hand have eyes to see and ears to hear, near Union Ridge, Tenn. She was rescued by 2,500 pounds, but are seldom filled exclusive reference to souls instead of rest on Packard, and the fruits he will the night he was shot in the private another negro. Walker was arrested, placed with minds trained to enjoy such exhibitions. with more than 2,000 pounds. They In the Senate session on the 14th it gather will be most bitter. hats, afford no resting-places for the box of Ford's Theatre, Washington, in jail in Franklin, from which he was taken are filled with Government securities was voted to return the 30,000 telegrams obtained latter. out by about a dozen masked men and hung was sold the other day for $4.19. from the Western Union Company by and other paper values, viz: United The same principle holds good in regard The extreme danger of placing a hat within a mile of that town. Morton's committee. A resolution was adopted States fractional currency bonds, internal Land-Owners In England and.Franee. in the aisle immediately outside the to the pleasures which the residents informing the President that the Senate James Kingan, a prominent member In Worcester, England. Jan. 26, a revenue certificates stamps, pew is universally known. The first of city or country respectively was ready to adjourn unless he had further The total number of land-owners in oi the New York produce exchange was on checks and unfinished and imperfect laborer was fined $12 and cost by a lady that sweeps up the aisle carries communications to make. enjoy. Wealth has really but little to the wrong side of a land speculation, and was money. These destructions are so arranged the United Kingdom has already been In the Senate on the 15th and 13th with her a confused mass of defenseless petty session court for having refused do with happiness, or what we may short two or three thousand dollars. He absconded, as to take place on alternate shown to be under 200,000. Of these nothing was done but confirm appointments. hats, which are deposited in the to obey the lawful commands of his and his body has been found at days, opening one day and filling the term pleasure or the "fun of living," A resolution was adopted to adjourn sine die 523 Peers own between them one-fifth shape of a terminal moraine in front employer. He had been working four on the 17th. Weldon, a little railroad station in New Brunswick. next, so that the daily average of of the total area of the three countries and it would be difficult to fix a "poverty of the pew which is her final goal. Of teen hours, and the lawful request He left the train when it halted lor money destroved amounts to between The Senate had a long discussion on exclusive of manorial wastes and course the hats which have been subjected point," below which a human being water, and it is not certain whether he was $1,5000,000 and $2,000,000. was that he should continue and load the 17th rrlative to sending a special committee woods of which they may be possessed. to this process are reduced by may not live and be happy. Inr of three to Oregon during the recess to murdered or suicided. The old procsss of destroying was 5,000 persons own about two thirds of attrition to a rounded form and are three wagons more. deed it could be easily demonstrated investigate Senator Grover. It was finally A bold express robbery was committed by burning, but in that way the Government the whole area, averaging 10,000 acres covered with scratches, reminding one voted by 39 to 8 to appoint the committee that there are proportionately as many obtained no returns, while by each, and 10,000 persons own about in Pittsburg on the 14th. The rubber of the marks of glacial action on granite Although the Southern Methodists and Senators Morton, McMillan, and Saulsbury the present mode of macerating the happy families who subsist on ten dollars three-tourths, averaging 5,000 acres boulders. However interesting telegraphed to the express messenger on the were appointed. Ered Douglass was of South Carolina passed fervid resolutions Government is enabled to sell the pulp confirmed as Alarshal fer the District ot Columbia each. Dividing the owners of land into Alleghany railroad,signing the express superintendent's they may be to the geologist, they are a week or less, as on one hundred in favor of fraternizing with the and the Senate adjourned sine die. for $7.50 per ton, it being fit for conversion four classes, there are 5,000 large name, directing the messenger to of no further value as hats, and can and upwards. We must, therefore, i. Northern Church, they all staid away into new paper. proprietors, averaging 10,000 acres rarely be bent into a shape that will turn over his run to a certain party, who was Lumbermen conclude that after a man's actual necessities How Live. from the meeting of the Northern A short time ago an interesting each 12,000 medium-sized proprietors the thief. The messenger obeyed, and when allow their owners to wear them home. are supplied, the matter of maceration took place of a collection or squires, with from 5,000 to 2.000 Church Conference of South Carolina Next to the aisle the pew seat is the the express was being transferred trom the Three hundred men will cover and of counterfeit money from the Secret pleasure depends mainly upon his disposition, acres each 25,000 persons owning from most dangerous position in which a cars to the Pittsburgh office the adroit thief cut a section of about three miles when it held its meeting. So the resolutions Service Bureau, the accumulation of 50 to 500 acres each, and 130,000 owning previous training, or capacity square, taking off over 60,000 logs, hat can be placed. Statistics show abstracted 4,000 from the safe and fled. were not as highly valued as about five years. Some of these counterfeit less than 50 acres each. The proportions that out of every one hundred hats for enjoying the things which come which would measure about 10,000,000 they otherwise would have been. notes were very good imitations, of these classes vary very thus situated sixty are sat upon by feet, each season. Work begins at ftrsraal, I personal and Political. within his reach. Now if the farm is many being retained by the Department much in the three countries. In Scotland their owners, thirty-five are sat upon daylight and ends at dark and when Oliver Ames'will leaves half a million such a dull place as many would make An Englishman devised a trick that as specimens. Of these more than half the land consists the days lengthen or the moon favors by other people, and only five escape to his wife. us believe, why is it and who is to counterfeit notes, there were enough of mountain and moor, of very little beats anything of Yankee invention in uninjured. It is a curious fact that a loneer twilight or earlier morn the The Ohio Legislature has passed a bill to represent $1,000,000 blame There is certainly no lack of agricultural value, and held in immense more men sit down upon their hats after boys get the benefit in longer working that line. He desired to be a physician, compelling vaccination. In a reservation of ground situated blocks. The remaining half is hours. On the river, when the drive repeating the creed than reading materials or opportunities for enjoyment but he had no education in Charles Cowden Clarke, the English south of and near the United States owned by a very small number of persons—the the Psalms or performing any other is started, work begins at three o'clock of the most rational and innocently medicine, and a diploma was necessary. Treasury is an open space of ground lecturer and author, died at Genoa last week. classes of yeomen and peasant perpendicular part of the service. And in the morning and ends at nine o'clock hilarious kind. What could be So he hired a needy physician known as the "White Lot," on which Ex Postmaster General Tyner has proprietors do not exist there. The in the evening, the men having five another curious fact is the attraction more enjoyable than trained animals is erected a brick structure wherein is to personate him before the examin. same must be said of Ireland, where, which a hat thus exposed upon a seat been appointed first Assistant Postmaster General. meals: Breakfast at six, lunch at nine, contained two large cylinders, about of all kinds, from a mouse up to an ox notwithstanding the effects of the Encumbered exerts upon a fat person. Neither of ing board, answer the questions and dinner at twelve, supper at five, and twelve feet long by four feet in diameter, Estates act, under which, or horse and then what a field there Capt. Eber Ward, the great steamboat tea at nine. The meals consist of pork these facts has ever been satisfactorily get the diploma in his name. The having an oblong aperture in the since 1748, upward of one-sixth of the explained, although they are matters and beans, corn bread, molasses cake is for study, as instinct improved becomes man ot Detroit, has failed. plan was successful, but there was a centre of about ten inches, with a bed country has been sold, the number of of general notoriety. and tea or coffee. Count Van Arnim is reported dying veritable reason! Let each subsequent exposure, followed by arrest. to which a screw is attached, and an land-owners is most conspicuously No stint is given to a man's appetite. A man may enter a remote pew in a at Nice. Qis son has been summoned with child have his pet animal to work iron bar running across secured by small. In England the number is proportionally strange church and place his hat on a The fare, such as it is, is abundant, utmost haste. upon, thereby creating a friendly three locks, each lock having a different larger than in the other seat in a position where it is impossible monotonous, nutritious and cheap. A No nomination will be made at presi key. The three keyg are entrusted strife which will make life all the A sort two countries. The class of yeomen duel of the fashionable was cook is provided for every fifty men. for a fat man to perceive it on ent to fill the vacancy occasioned by the to and held by the Committee who still exists in some parts of it, and more pleasant. entering the church. Nevertheless, The beans are generally the large white fought in Peoria. Two Germans wanted resignation of Judge Davis. represent the three officers of the there is also a certain number of smaller experience has shown that in six cases bush, parboiled in pots holding a Perhaps their taste may not be for to marry the same girl, and quarreled, Samuel P. Stickney the oldest circust Treasury—the Secretary, the Treasurer proprietors. These, however, cannot half bushel, then ten pounds of pork out of ten the sexton will show a fat animals,but for minerals, shells,plants, of course. They agreed to a duel and the Register all these gentle? rider in the United States died at Cincinnati, be ranked as a class of peasant man into that precise pew within ten is set in the middle of the beans in the or some other of the thousand and'^ne with knives, but subsequently the on the 20th, aged 70 years. men must be present before the maoerator proprietors. Such a class does not exist minutes after the hat is in position, pot, a quarter of a pint of molasses objects of natural history to be- found The Cabinet was in session nearly can be opened. The cylinder weapons were changed to pistols. On in England. The small properties poured in, and then the pot is set in a while other and further fat men will, contains a number of short knives, are for the most part in the neighborhood on every farm ,all of which may-^e gathered all day on Tuesday but no decision was from time to time hover about the locality, the field they trembled so violently hole surrounded with hot ashes and jutting out from the interior walls, of towns, where they consist of with the evident desire of ascertaining and studied in leisure moments reached the Southern question. burning charcoal, the top covered that they could not aim the pistols, and for the porpose of lacerating paper villas, market gardens or other small Peter B. Sweeny, Boss Tweed's pal, with a stone, over which a heavy if the hat is still susceptible without wasting the time' required for the seeonds (possibly fearing that money contained therein water and plots. of further smashing. There is wood fire is built, and here they stay has returned to this country after five years labor in the field. The boy if told their own lives would be lost in the some chemicals are introduced to soften In France an area of about half as clearly a law of nature at work here from five to eight hours, coming out a absence and will stand his trial in April. he may go a fishing after his task is and aid in effectually destroying the wild firing) advised a bloodless reconciliation. large again as the United Kingdom is which needs to be definitely formulated, most palatable dish. All the baking Alfred Douglas is to be Marshal of done, usually finds a way to get paper and absorbing the ink. The machine, owned by nearly 5,500,000 proprietors and it is discreditable to science The principals gladly accepted is done in rudely-built stone ovens, the District of Columbia,a position worth from which is worked by steampower, of agricultural land, of whom 5,000,000 through with it in time to spend a happy that this has not yet been done. which are heated, before the dough is the advice, and both agreed to give, Jen to twelve thousand dollars per year. is then set in motion, and revolves of peasant farmers own one-third As to putting one's hat on the floor hour where the "fun comes in,"and mixed, with a good wood fire. The np the girl. The Republican State Central Committee rapidly for forty-eight hours. of the whole area, with what result underneath the seat, no one who follows loaves of biscuit or cake are set upon this might often be done in hunting of Louisiana has expelled Pichback Next day the committee of three are is every day becoming better this reckless course can expect the hot stones, and are cooked quickly for plants to put in his herbarium, or irom the organization by a vote of $2 to 4. The agricultural returns of Great on hand at the appointed hour, each known and more fully recognized in and thoroughly. anything but disaster. If there is a for insects, shells, minerals, or other Senator Morton declines to be chairman with his key, and opening the aperature, this country. The industry and thrift Britain for 1876, just published, show small boy in the pew he will infallibly A camp of three hundred men will the contents fall into a reservoir objects of natural history to enrich his of the Committee on Foreign Relations of these peasant owners are marvelous kick it to the consume daily four barrels of beans, discover the hat, and a cultivated area of 47,393,000 acres, and Senator Hamlin has been appointed in of water through a sieve, and to all appearance and spread their effect through the cabinet. half a barrel of pork, one barrel of other end of the pew within the first exclusiue of heath and mountain pasture are like the ashes of Baron his place. whole society of France. The gross thirty mirutesof the service. If there flour, half a barrel of meal, one-quarter Of course the parents should second land,and of woods aDd plantations. Von Palm shown after cremation. Postmaster General Key positively farming produce per acre of France is a lady in the pew, a surgical operation of a barrel of sugar, and five gallons all these deviations from the far too The acreage under wheat last year was The National Bank note sent to the may not be so great as in England, but refuses to make changes in postmasters and will be required to remove her of molasses. The men are encantmorljn general routine ob the farm, which Treasury for redemption and destruc- VOOt the inforirtr Jia 11 percent, less than in 1875 ^nd 22 rr»q.]jjn«»|-heir is equallv observable when com- will only aiujoint to fill vacancies or when