AUSTlNfMINN. ay, Nov. 13, 1922. Poui* -^c ,ing note: ttovrerTCoanty News base fabrication—as prifate ill rMi@SeiHN0T DUE TO Cl^fUZATION VOLGA "Dear Mtfdam If he does he- ought stock is exhausted, and we're strictly DO YOU KNOW ... "Published ever* Monday and Tbur»aay, never to he trusted with firearms "offa" the moon.% The cause of New York Community Might J^Cffect Investigator Denies That Baldness it Austin, Minnesota.]^ againl'?, 9# H§y« Been Trajisppirted Bqdijy, Comes7 as a Result of Habits of tne accident was abroken radius rod ,r into This Country. /g^ Modern Man. western Representative*: Wears Out His Welcome^v Korth Advertising which caused the front wlfeels to .. Minnesota SelectList, 215 November, a' name'' derived from T'" 'i:- rrr to a close.' Mike Keldon,was arrested follow-"' ^Except"for 'its one telephone "wire Shedding the hair of the head 16 set and prevented the turnip# ofthe the latin Novem (nine), is so called Sixth Street, Minnea South ing what police termx a too literal Important November dates-in Minnesota and two automobiles, kittle York, N. part of the present evolution of civilized -70y Exchange Bank, "St. Fa because it was the ninth' month of steering wheel,' The editor is expecting history are: translation of the welcome sign in Y., might be a Volga ~peasant, village humanity, claims Dr. Ales the old Roman year. The significance & check from Herfry Ford front of the Presbyterian Church. transplanted bodily from Russia to the Hrdlicka, of the Smithsonian Institution,, Nov. 3, 1762—iBy the operation of !0E ft PRESTON Publishers. of the name is thus lost in our calendar for. $500 for. putting on this "demonstration" who has^made an extensive anthropological/ United States. c:"'1 Mike lingered before the sign, then the Franco-Spanish treaty, consummated but the name has remained nevertheless. study of Americans It. has ^neither ga,$i nor electricity P. PRESTON Editor-Manager as its meaning percolated thru his on that datej the area of Minnesota C. \*V. whose ancestors have lived „at,least neither bathtubs nor ^ewers no water head entered the -chtirch. From »the west of the Mississippi and L. W. MARSHALL The month lias always been con^ City l$ditor three generations' onv this continent. supply except a, spring. -1 seat in the frCnt pew he grinne^ appreciatively sidered a gloomy one and has bee® south of .the Hudson's Bay watershed It would be wrong ta^blame the reduced fer In fact. Little York isn't even- on so advertised an numerous poems. the choir sang the .anthem. ear, in advance.. sv... ..$2.80 passed from the Dominion,of France vitality shown by the hay* on the map or in the" post office guide'. On the"'other hand Thanksgiving, a Six' Months .51.25 Then he volunteered^ a^ solo. to that of Spain. ,^ny particular habits of civilized man None the. less it lisra j-place to know day for rejoicing and thankfulness, W I 1 Mi his own: 'First one popular ballad November 17, 1766 Johnathart or on disease conditions. about, -if not to, livte in writes Eula. falls in this month. On this account Eateredas Second Class Matter at i&id then another he sang before "\he Carver arrive# at the Falls of St. •m -These may play a part, he says, but McClary in the New York World. uk« rtst office at Austin, Minn., under it should be considered a cheerful police arrived—News, Report, the real cause is hereditary.?. The hair Anthony on M& expedition to the interior It Is a village of pista&hte'&nd chocrr the act of March 3,1879. montfi. Perhaps the filling of thecoal* An Old, Old Stor^. tends toward an earlier senility and of North America. We'll bet the congregation enjoyed olate eclair houses sheltering 50 peasant bins, the putting on of storm loss because it has become of less use The people who .sent their money families, witht total population it anyway. November 1, 1841—Father Luciaxi If the results of the election don't to man living under modern conditions windows^ the forced wearing of of 600.. Modern. Inventions are lux-,, in response to an impossible~'offer on Galtier blessed and "dedicated to St. wit you, cheer up. There'll be' an than it was in the past. Nature "woelens," the increasing light bills, tiries beyond the. purse of most' of automobile tires, to a man they never Paul, the apostle of nations" the log* does not tolerate fbr long what has other in a couple of years. A KODAK ON THE and the ever present admonitions to the inhabitants, and the desire of the heard of before, deserve to lose chapel which became thg nucleus of become useless or weakened. rest. "Do your Christmas shopping early" HIGHWAY the city of. St. Paul. all they sent'" him. The moral is to We're never- going to attempt to It is the men who are getting, bald, Covering less than a square mile of have put on the gioomy aspect. trade at home with people you know. November 6, 1860—Abraham Lincoln pick a winner again that is, until he finds Women lose hair, too, he fertile- meadow and farm land,- Little Elections every two years in this —Faribault News. When money talks the whole world carried the state of Minnesota says, but not nearly so rapidly, as the the next campaign. York lies at the foot of Mount Adam month may -have some bearing on nf&les. He is sure the women^do not pays attention.-^ with a vote of 22,469 to 11,920 for and Mount Eve .beautiful hills ^f the the question also, tho said elections mislead him, as all 'of them were examined. Let us hope and pray that those Booze and the Election. Douglas and 748 for Breckenridge. lower CatqK^lls.- -Holding a grudge against a man is are often the cause for joy. One with their hair undone and whom we did not support and who November 5, 1875—The State constitution The liquor interest is captained, The ,inhabitants, Russian-German .about the same as having a boil on freely hanging down. Although Doctor rather cheerful November, was that won, will not Jbe one tenth as bad as Lutherans' from the Volga river vhlley, was amended to allow women and always has been, by a group of your nose—and keeping picking away Hrdlicka explains the predisposition of 1918, when the most disastrous are descendants of those Who' followed we were afraid they would -be.g|jj. .over 2i years of age to vote for the stupidest and most short-sighted to baldness among males to inheritance, at it so it won't heal. war' in the world's history was brot Catherine: from Prussia into Russia school officers. m$n on earth. In the days of license he adds words of woe to the The trouble is that when most felloes hen the German princess became the ,NO ENEMIES BUT OURSELVES its greeid led it into an alliance with flapper by explaining that the reason wife of the future czar. reach the pinnacle of fame they Elbert Hubbard, the great American women have longer-clinging hair is the "very worst elements in every They have brought with them to Little slide down the other side and pick writer, established his magazine, that "possibly the weight of the. female community. Whatever the law Was, York the traditions and customs up some of the splinters of adversity. hair acts as a tonic."—Science The Philistine, with the avowed purpose it was broken, and the rotten partnership as well as the language and Job was a patient man—but he Service. of roasting his enemies. between politics and the saloon religion of their ancestors." Unlike never listened W a ball team discussing After buying the magazine he sat finally, resulted iff the outlawing American farmers, the peasants live a decision with the umpire. MARK TWAIN'S SENSITIVE EAR in communities and work their individual of the business .Now, in an effort to down and started to write his eternal What has become of the old fashioned pfots of land. The village is situated overthrow prohibition, these isame truths. After examining his on the hillside and overlooks the man who used to inhale his coffee Biographer Records Fact That Certain facts a little closer and studying the fellows a^e at the sameold game: railroad! tl6S' buildin^s land constitute the physical fertile meadow land, divided into various-sized bridges and and out of one of thgse mustache men hie was going to roast a little Anything goes if it is "wet" or can 8ounds Would Drive Humorist to "farms," according to the Clips be made to appear "wet." The safety Border of Distraction. more carefully he came to the conclusion Imount1Tn^f!!/^OPerty^Within iimits y°ur community may the oi affluence of the owner. The largest hljc tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of dollars,, NThe wisest man is the one who of the country, its traditions and institutions, that he didn't have, any enemies. farm has ten acreg and, thfj. smallest, but what is the real value of the railroad? Mark Twain passed middle life knows his own limitations. .\v is completely ignored. T-ltS one. Wo £tr str."ctu?es were removed what would be the monev S and without music meaning more to him Pandemonium may supervene, for all lo^ to your community—-in purchases by railroad employes- in truck The rolling sjtone gathers no tax Hubbard earned a lesson we all than a pretty tune or a prodigious ng charges on lumber from the forests on coal from the mfnes" on they care, just so it is "wringing ROMANS BELIEVED IN. O^ENS receipts. ,1,' learn sooner or later.. V'./i,. performance? a rather remarkable' fact local products^ to distant markets as well as in the re^lS service wet."-—Pioneer Press. v'i'L.v Even if you do your level best you 'when one considers what an artist enabling you to make emergency trips to any point in the country? Don't you remember back in school ''the man was in his own field. If Mark may have an uphill struggle. ?^ablished railroad cI?se All Kinds, of "Signs," Good and Bad, how you used to think tliat the teacher supervision by those trained dur- Are We Downhearted? Twain had been stone deaf the fact Had Direct Influence on Their Most Misses make a hit with the represented all that was strict hpnpfit ?, ^ear,3 business, is able, under favorable conditions to might have been less remarkable, but Actions. benefit its patrons reduced rates as the result of increased efficient We are not bad off in this country and uninteresting? Now when you men. y. we have already noted that he could after all. We have had strikes and meet this same teacher you are surprised Some men fail because they try to The ancient Romans were great believers play the piano sufficiently well by ear The Milwaukee Railroad, for instance," of its own volition, while unafL?riVa suspensions of business, it is true, what a genuinely good fellow make a rabbit's foot take the place of in signs and seldom cared to to provide his own accompaniments C°n steadily reduced its average hauling charge year but we have had enough money, after year until it reached the low mark in 1916—the year before the he really is. undertake an enterprise. without consulting for the negro spirituals, and it is of hard worlc. -t-j j| *.* plenty ..to eat and wear, and since $he further record that he was a man so Where is the man who hasn't pic them. Some persons looked at The family black sheep usually J?oe„S£ J! t«res invest a railroad with value immeasurably 0tI fea settlement of the coal strike it appears' birds flying overhead. Others cut up singularly sensitive to certain sounds tured his enemy in all the colors of greater than the cost of the material of which it is built. keeps the others fleeced. that they sometimes drove him to the that we will have plenty of animals, to see what "signs" were .inside. insincerity and deceit only to find The man who believes that it is Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Ry. borders of hysteria. Mr. Paine has Perhaps most ifiteresting of all heat this winter.^And besides, our upon clcoser acquaintance that tlys never too late, to mend is usually, in touched slightly on. this peculiarity, was the custom of keeping certain currency is the most valuable' in' the same man is honestly trying to do but it was actually a more serious consideration need of repairs. chickens and calling them sacred. If world. In the old world they have TO PUGET SOUND ELECTRIFIED the square thing. in estimating the humorist's some one wanted to know If a plan About the only time the average 15-13985. also had strikes and suspension of life than the authorized biography How, often we find that the city would succeed, he tried to feed the man and wife agree is when they business or ntt business atj all. They would lead one to believe. He chickens. If they ate heartily, it was and countuy man look with suspicion agree to get married. have ha.d internal prohibitive prices, relates the-incident of the clocks in a good sign. If they refused to eat, on each other. When they grow to and millions have had to shiver thru the home of Thomas Nast, the cartoonist, the plan was probably given up. When understand each other's viewpoint ALL PREFER MAN AS "BOSS1* the cold winters in the lightest clothing. when Twain and George W. a Roman died, food and drink were they are surprised how common Cable, in the course of a reading tour, On top of all" this their money placed beside his body in the tomb. The Fortune Hunter' their interests are. lodged for the night with the Nast Animals were sacrificed, and milk or ha,s been very'much deflated. Compar-a Workers of Both* Sexes Practically Laboring men feel that the heads family. But that was not the only wine was thrown the ground. This jpii .Unanimous—Women Too Fond of tively '"'speaking, the old United time that the ticking of a clock so of a business are making all the was repeated every year. If the relatives Finding Fault, Claim States-is not so bad.—Sleepy Eye tortured Twain's nerves that he took money •and having all the joy. Heads forgot, the fSfttewas supposed to Her,aid-Dispatch... high-handed means to silence it.— become evil, and to ^briiig bad luck. of business district of times the laborers During your working" hours, would .9 From "Mark Twain and Music," by Animals wjere Tsa^rificed in honor of and yearn for the days when you rather have a man or a woman foi We've Always Had Them. Ralph Holmes, in the Century. the gods, as well as for the spirits of A four-act farce comedj/ a heart-interest a boss? This question has beenjjsked they were laborers without the wor men.. Pigs, -oxen and sheep were the "There a?e persocf&Swho constantly in Chicago, with replies that are unanimous ries and responsibilities of a biisi" creatures most often killed. Flour clamor. They copiplain of oppression, in their tenor. You can probably Russia Coming Back? story, with tender humor. ,n ness to load them down. and salt were sprinkled over each anijnal, The old-time scenes at American guess the answer. '.i speculation,'|liid the pernicious In the times^of war it is contrary its head was covered with cloths, railway Junctions, when the brakeman A middle-aged advertising man says influence- .^f^ ^accumulative to the tor fraternize. When and then the priest, raised a large1 came through the train shouting: rules he prefers to work for a man, because Friday Evening, November 17 wealth. They-against all knife or an ax for the death dealing you get, to know *our .enemy :.you "Biankville, 20 minutes stop for supper," a man doesn't want to be bossed by a bankd and corporations, and all blow. Prayers were said by those can't fight hfttt^ He is too much like are being duplicated, in Russia* woman, anyhow.* Seriously, he says, a means by whichr^ small capitalistss looking^ on. The bones and fait were as the normal conditions of travel are yourself.* man is more likely to be solid, stable bec.ome united {E- prder to produce placed on the altat and burned being restored and railway station restaurants, We are all mixture of good and and businesslike, while a wdman is ^ij|or|ant benefi^al^resuIts. They foodless and closed for four more prone to be temperamental and *'2:, —at— bad, an^"' years, are opening again. Passengers ^gwffssy^t.-vThaS's|pifferent. ^eiOTy ion mad hostility against established to "act the part of the modem woman," When you *think a- fellow is mostij during the revolution had nothing to :rJ whatever that .Times were haM and bill collectors is. institutions^ In a" land of Si"4nad get acquainted with him. When eat on long journeys except what they came nearly everyday to see Ole. Tills The men are not alone in this view, unbounded liberty rthey clamour 'V .4- .. High School Auditorium N you really know him you will find brought with them, but now practically it appears. A young woman artist annoyed fiijn ^4^ much. Bve^ tiine against oppression^'. .In a land of mighty little in him to idolize or. every station restaurant 'offers a collector camf*-he threw up his says she would rather be ^ossed by a aT 11' fff equality, they would move heaven almost a pre-war bill. of fare. As the hate. tabs man, any day. A man, she says, from hand», shook his head and talked Norwegian. and earth against privilege and monopoly, traifts pull in a scramble for food ensues Elbert Hubbard was right/., We the depths of her experience, will not One day' a mowing-machine In a land where property is that would rival an American find as many faults with your work#as collector called and found another collector have no enemies but ourselves. Distances 8:15 o'clock Tickets 35 cents quick-lunch counter during the rush more divided than anywhere on a woman will. A woman will scrutinize ahead of him, also trying to get and lack of contact are the hours. Some of the more important every angle and try to find something money from Ole. earth, they rend the air with agrarian enemies most to be. feared.—Waseca trains have dining cars, but they are to complain about, while a man will 'Tve been working on him for nearly doctrines. And in a country in journal. patronized only by first-class passengers an hour, but the poor fellow can't understand simply let it go for what it's worthperhaps, which wages of Jtabor are beyond df and even many of these enjoy a word English," said the though she does not say so, in parallel they teach the laborer that Public! Sale! The editor of the Hayfield Herald the rush a| the station restaurants resigned despair of getting anything first collector, "so there's no use of he is but an oppressed slave."—^From tells his. readers-of a thrilling experience more than the decorum oi the wagonrestaurant. better. Moreover, this girl has found wasting any more time on him." Daniel Webster's speech in the -U. 7:1 he had with his "Henrietta" "That's too bad," retunied the other. out that men will pay more than S. Senate in 1843.—Faribault Pilot, sfes,-1£ a few dayis ago. The account makes "I wanted to tell him that as I was women. X] s* ,• lUft Then there i^ tlie" opinion of a student, coming up the roiad one of his cows Women as Strikebreakers. very interesting reading and we pubsh who has not yet gone to w^rk, broke through the fence and is—" TTie king of Spain is believed to it herewith. I WELL, DID YOU We will sell the following described property at public auction at the Before he could say another word, but who wants a man boss when she have displayed a stroke of genius by "Friday evening the editor of the farm known as the old Kimball farm 3% miles south of the Fair Grounds, does. Men, she says, haven't the ^erve Ole jumped three feet from the ground calling on the women of Spain to take EVER?— Herald had the unique experience of to tell a #oman to do more than she is and shouted. "By yiminy jumpup, var the places of the striking postmen, the at Austin, Minnesota on driving his Ford coup over the curb, able to do. "Avman respect^ a woman she go?" and disappeared, down the Woman's Weekly remarks. The postoffice Some Satisfaction.- 'across the sidewalk, thru the fence and he'd rather' do something for her road in a cloud of d.ust.—Forbes .Magazlne. strike has caused great confusion J- THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1922 Winter is almost here, and we get into the old excavation at the Wall won't to save her the. trouble. A woman WffPI in transportation and delivery of hot every time we think of the scarcity corner, opposite the Farmers State do anything like that." the mails! and much sabotage was indulged of coal-r=Levang,s Weekly. "v: in. The women of Spain, who Bank. In deference to the insistent, Typhoid in Rural Districts. have received probably fewer privileges WATER HAS PECULIAR ACTION public demand that an account of Typhoid fever is almost twice as SALE STARTS AT 11:00 A. M. FREE LUNCH AT NOONT ... The .p^lbn Is'Over, Tho. than in any other European prevalent in the rural districts of this this spectacular performance be v'f country, responded with enthusiasm, -Politicians do not sajr, "Come, ^let, country as |n the iities. 3^is^has been chronicled in the Herald we set forth Objects Placed in Irish Lake Undergo thousands entering the service, and definitely shown by the figures gathered us reason together," but "Come, let 15 HEAD OF HORSES:—1 Black Gelding, coming 4 years old, weight 1400' the following harrowing details^ Be Partial Petrification in Comparer they soon showed efficiency and. gave in the registration .district of the us, teH y^u^whething-tha^ isn't ^0^ pounds 1 Sorrel Gelding, 9 years old, weight 1000 pounds 1 Gray Mare,. it known that we are the possessor tively Short Time, v-% 4 satisfaction. The move, proved popular uHftk Stated whire the death? irate in 7 years old, weight 1400 pounds 1 Black Mare, 8 years old, weight 1350 Lincoln (N6^) Journal. of one of those two passenger limo 1 with... the -people of every class, the rural localities was 9.6 per 100,000 pounds 5 yearling Colts 1 Sucking Colt 3 two year old Colts 1 Brown"• What is undoubtedly one of the sines, conforily called "coops," which since it added to the number of bread' Mare, 3 years old, weight 1400 pounds 1 Gray Mare, 9 years old, weight1500 iSt.l persons, vwhiie in the cities it was 5.5. CoL Harvey Againl most curious lakes in the world is to winners of the country. So successful rt joices in the euphonious monickker pounds.^ There are states, however, which show be found in Ireland. This lake has the Colonel HlfeVey made a joke as an has the experiment proved and of Henrietta—who had heretofore tliaf an: excesf ft rural population power of petrifying any substance ambassador, but he can give esome so willing have-the' men been to stop need not carryi1^!! it a high typhoid conducted herself in a staid and re that may fall into itwt publicity seekers valuable pointers work and go on strike, that there Is 28 HEAD OF CATTLE—^9 good-young Cows, heavy with calf 2 two-yearold fever death rate. Wisconsin is a. con^ spectable manner, earning thereby Of" course^ the petrifaction 18^* riot Heifers 15 Spring Calves 1 Pure Bred Hereford Bull 1'Yearling BulL talk of applying the plan to othfer departments on the way to land on the front page. spicuous example,. This state, with a reputation for strict probity and absolute, but the substance is coated of the government. —Des Moines Register. more than hftf Its, population rural, with a l^yer of stone, which is- found general dependability. On the af had a.typhoiaifeyaL rate of 2.5 per dissolved* in the lake, and the stcma 2Y HEAD OF SHEEP—13 Two-year-old Ewes 8 Spring Ewes. tornoon in question the old girl havvMng It fa. .Whic^w^dwitlcal to that of 100,000, Saved California Raisins.r then hardens and forms a shell over been iept in the barn for sev^'•eral Massachusettswjii^is .almost entlrely In the great raisin-grape growing Casual perusal of-love letters writf the substance. days, was inclined to be skitsh dlstricfc pf central California the drying urbj|n.: ten by'all sorts of. riff-raff in the A well-known English cutlery firm 71 HEAD OF DUROC-JERSEY HOGS-rll.-Head qf Tried Sows 60 head is.^o^e in trays injthe open air. andiwhtn headed for home,-took daily paper% convince^/ us that the heard of this and. sent a mah ovjar, to of Spring. Shoats. ^T* Great loss' would, rfeiult if rain, should "tiia bifr'in her teeth and put on the Fixing RadiW*^t,tai»., write ^inspetft iW ability to the Eriglish' language fall- on the-partially/dried fruit henqe Tlie radibi^irial ,-r^pa^naian: i#^e*re. ^oritt&&W :^ow for the m&rt oHc selected several, pieces f*o|rh^rd: is often' a liability .—Cleveland Com-, expected' the information Npt to b#l^ut^n^p^^«ej i«a0ng ^wood, which he sank' with ^elghts, HAY AND CORNels -30" tons hay in barn 20 Acres Standing corn 40^0.bush- Villagers!^ a ftf^ce of good fortune -mercial.. is* ifeiijedia^ely 'spread throughout the Corn in cribL the shekels in this. |dd^n age of radio, and. then •'W ii i•' x&ffitmm ver! little- damage was dofte va'ltey'~'by telephone 4nd telegraph^ mer BejvJjoD \vfth the-lineman has ^small buoys. A "Crool" Editor.^ ir Si-X to~ 1 fed later in the evening kind friends afid every available person is set re- his former remot^_j 4 "fortnight )ater he returne 1 A certain editor recently recei^l A jffted her 'out .of the excavation and stacking the tffcys. Even the schools: MACHINERY—1 Corn Plow 1 Mower l.J?ow,er. Pulverizer ,1 4-section Jfe clotheslines from a s0j»^^et^ may lie^i closet! and the children Drag 1 Hay Stacker 1 Water Tank. 'gyhok her to the.Qtterups airsjj^ur- rataveisaowned ijfourid toShe ^ar daintiy jtiedjiip ^sfith, riink rilii^on :.s^kI pressed iritp Service, ^nd^ wpe betide^ Dr7 Fischer prescribed a few ro weeks after, he 4vhere the unfortunate tramp caught in the* en1tiled^^^fe|woiid«^if'' H|K fixnple remedies "that, put Hen™t a TERMS#4£AU «unis of^lO.OO and under, cash, all sums over that amount a tobe# "In some blocks I make more money fek oiv her. wheels^d now .she Me?'f|^^ be as hard as flint.! credit of nine months time will be given -on approved notes bearing 8 per ThlsM|. aerials than repairing washhe reading them and re^ -cent interest'from ze? fi~' date of sale. i. another instance indicative of -the vafe said^ ^vorlr is^simple ssisurr itog suffiqfently^ from^severe W uable service rendered by the weathn JOHN R. RYAN, Owner. compared to climbing line poles and at a certain stage of petrifaction an of nervous prQ§trationr the editor |m that we bid-been lookl^ uP0" hone er bureau of the United States De^ much safei^' And^ you don't have to excellent -razor could be manu- AUSTIN NATIONAL BANK, Clerk^vbu-, partiuent 'of Agriculture in. warnink turned the yer^es wit^- the.