vtgfsam&ssaq MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINN. Page Four Monday, Nov. 13, 1922. I*f 4 31 Mower County News ing note: is A base fabrication—as our prifate VOLGA VILLAGE IN AMERICA-NOT DUE TO CIVILIZATION "Dear Madam: If he does he ought stock is exhausted, and we're strictly DO YOU KNOW Published everv Monday and Thursoay, never to be trusted with firearms Investigator Denies That Baldness New York Community Might in. Effect "offa" the moon. The cause of at Austin. Minnesota. again!" Comes' as a Result of Habits of Have Been Transported Bodily. the accident was a broken radius rod Into This Country. Modern Man. Wears Out His Welcome/ Northwestern Advertising Representatives: which caused the front whfeels to November, a name derived from Minnesota Select List, 215 to a close. Mike Keldon was arrested follow-' Except for its one telephone wire Shedding the hair of the head is set and prevented the turning of the the latin Novem (nine), is so called South Sixth Street, Minneapolis ing what police term a too literal Important November dates in Minnesota and two automobiles, Little York, N. part of the present evolution of civilized because it was the ninth month of Exchange Bank, St. Paul. steering wheel. The editor is expecting 7i»y history are: translation of the welcome sign in Y., might be a Volga peasant village humanity, claims Dr. Ales the old Roman year. The significance a check from Henry Ford front of the Presbyterian Church. transplanted bodily from Russia to the Hrdlieka, of the Smithsonian institution, Nov. 3, 1762—By the operation of of the name is thus lost in our calendar ROE & PRESTON, Publishers. for.$500 for putting on this "demonstration." United States. who has --made an extensive anthropological Mike lingered before the sign, then the Franco-Spanish treaty, consummated but the name has remained nevertheless. study of Americans ~It has neither gas nor electricity as its meaning percolated thru his on that date, the area of Minnesota F. C. PRESTON Editor-Manager whose ancestors have lived jit. least neither bathtubs nor sewers no water head entered the -church. From the west of the Mississippi and The month has always been considered L. W. MARSHALL City Editor three generations on this continent. supply except a. spring. seat in the front pew he grinned appreciatively a gloomy one and has been south of the Hudson's Bay watershed It would be wrong ta blame the reduced. In fact, Little York isn't even on so advertised in numerous poems. $2.60 as the choir sang the anthem. fer tear, in advance .... passed- from the Dominion of France vitality shown by the hair on the map. or in the post office guide. On the^ other hand Thanksgiving, a Six Months .....$1.25 Then he volunteered, a solo, to that of Spain. any particular habits of civilized man None the less it is a place to know day for rejoicing and thankfulness, of his own: First one popular1 ballad November 17, 1766 Johnathan or on disease conditions. about, if not to live in, writes Eula Entered as Second Class Matter at falls in this month. On this account and then another he sang before the Carver arrived' at the Falls of St. These may play a part, he says, but McClary in the New York World. tne r*oat office at Austin, Minn., under it should be considered a cheerful police arrived—News Report, the real cause is hereditary. The hair Anthony on his. expedition to the interior the It is a village of pistachio and choc-, act of March 3, 1879. month. Perhaps the filling of thecoal"* An Old, Old Storj^ tends toward an earlier senility and of North America. We'll bet the congregation enjoyed olate eclair houses, sheltering 50 peasant bins, the putting on of storm loss because it has become of less use families with,a total population November 1, 1841—Father Lucian The people who sent their money it anyway. If the results of the election don't windows,, the forced wearing of to man living under modern conditions of 500. Modern .inventions are lux-, in response to an impossible offer on Galtier blessed and "dedicated to St. suit you, cheer up. There'll be another than it was in the past. Nature "woolens," the increasing light bills, uries beyond the purse of most of Paul, the apostle of nations" the log automobile tires, to a man they never A KODAK ON THE in a couple of years. does not tolerate for long what has the inhabitants, and the desire of the and the ever present admonitions to chapel which became thg nucleus of heard of before, deserve to lose become useless or weakened. rest. "Do your Christmas shopping early" HIGHWAY all they sent' him. The moral is to the city of St. Paul. We're never going to attempt to It is the men who are getting bald, Covering less than a square mile of have put on the gloomy aspect. trade at home with people you know. November 6, 1860—Abraham Lincoln pick a winner again that is, until he finds. Women lose hair, too, he fertile meadow and farm land, Little Elections every two years in this When money talks the whole world carried the state of Minnesota —Faribault News. says, but not nearly so rapidly as the the next campaign. York lies at the foot of Mount Adam month may have some bearing on nftiles. He is sure the women^do not pays attention. with a vote of 22,469 to 11,920 for and Mount Eve, beautiful hills®of the the question also, tho said elections mislead him, as all of them were examined Let us hope and pray that those Booze and the Election. Douglas and 748 for Breckenridge. lower Cat^kills. Holding a grudge against a man is are often the cause for joy. One with their hair undone and whom we did not support and who November 5, 1875—The State constitution The inhabitants, Russian-German The liquor interest is captained, about the same as having a boil on freely hanging down. Although Doctor rather cheerful November was that won, will not be one tenth as bad as Lutherans from the Volga river vklley, was amended to allow women and always has been, by a group of your nose—and keeping picking away Hrdlieka explains the predisposition of 1918, when the most disastrous are descendants of those who followed we were afraid they would be. over 21 years of age to vote for the stupidest and most short-sighted to baldness among males to inheritance, at it so it won't heal. Catherine II from Prussia into Russia war in the world's history was brot school officers. men on earth. In the days of license he adds words of woe to the The trouble is that when most fellows v.hen the German princess became the NO- ENEMIES BUT OURSELVES its greed led it into an alliance with flapper by explaining that the reason reach the pinnacle of fame they wife of the future czar. Elbert Hubbard, the great American women have longer-clinging hair is the very worst elements in every They have brought with them to Little slide down the other side and pick writer, established his magazine, that "possibly the weight of the female community. Whatever the law was, York the traditions and customs up some of the splinters of adversity. The a hair acts as tonic."—Science The Philistine, with the avowed purpose it was broken, and the rotten partnership as well as the language and Job was a patient man—but he Service. of roasting his enemies. between politics and the saloon religion of their ancestors. Unlike Value of a Railroad never listened •to a ball team discussing finally- resulted in the outlawing American farmers, the peasants live After buying the magazine he sat a decision with the umpire. MARK TWAIN'S SENSITIVE EAR Individual in communities and work their down and started to write his eternal of the business. Now, in an effort to What has become of the old fashioned pl'ots of land. The village is situated truths. After examining his overthrow prohibition, these same on the hillside and overlooks the man who used to inhale his coffee Biographer Records Fact That Certain facts a little closer and studying the fellows are at the sameold game railroad! tieS' buildin^s la»d constitute the physical fertile meadow land, divided into various-sized bridgGS and and out of one of those mustache Sounds Would Drive Humorist to Anything goes if it is "wet" or can men he was going to roast a little "farms," according to the cups Border of Distraction. be made to appear "wet." The safety amountTnf^^P^°Perty7ithin the limits of y°ur community may more carefully he came to the conclusion affluence of the owner. The largest amount to tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands o'f dollars,, The wisest man is the one who of the country, its traditions and institutions, that he didn't have^any enemies. farm has ten acres and the smallest, but what is the real value of the railroad? Mark Twain passed middle life knows his own limitations. is completely ignored. one. li the tracks and structures were removed what would be the monev without music meaning more to him community—m purchases by railroad employes in truckng Pandemonium may supervene, for all The rolling stone gathers no tax Hubbard earned a lesson we all than a pretty tune or a prodigious charges on lumber from the forests on coal from the mines- on they care, just so it is "wringing ROMANS BELIEVED IN OVENS receipts. learn sooner or later. performance, a rather remarkable fact local products to distant markets as well as in the regular service wet."—Pioneer Press. Even if you do your level best you *when one considers what an artist enabling you to make emergency trips to any point in the country Don't you remember back in school may have an uphill struggle. All Kinds, of "Signs," Good and Bad, the man was in his own field. If Mark An established railroad with close supervision by those trained dmh"ni(:!'yea'tS how you used to think that the teacher Are We Downhearted? Had Direct Influence on Their Twain had been stone deaf the fact Most Misses make a hit with the ln the bu?iness, is able, under favorable conditions to represented all that was strict Actions. might have been less remarkable, but benefit its patrons reduced rates as the result of increased efflciency. We are not bad off in this country men. 1 1 and uninteresting? Now when you we have already noted that he could after all. We have had strikes and me&t this same teacher you are surprised Some men fail because they try to The Milwaukee Railroad, for instance, of its own volition, while under play the piano sufficiently well by ear The ancient Romans were great believers suspensions of business, it is true, private control, steadily reduced its average hauling charge year what a genuinely good fellow make a rabbit's foot take the place of to provide his own accompaniments in signs and seldom cared to but we have had enough money, War* yea1' reached the low mark in 1916—the year before the he really is. undertake an enterprise without consulting for the negro spirituals, and it is of hard work. plenty to eat and wear, and since the further record that he was a man so Where is the man who hasn't pictured them. Some persons looked at The family black sheep usually ani 0tllf Matures invest a railroad with value immeasurably settlement of the coal strike it appears singularly sensitive to certain sounds birds flying overhead. Others cut up his enemy in all the colors of greater than the cost of the material of which it is built. keeps the others fleeced. that they sometimes drove him to the that we will have plenty of animals, to see what "signs" were inside. insincerity and deceit only to find Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Ry. The man who believes that it is borders of hysteria. Mr. Paine has Perhaps most interesting of all heat this winter. And besides, our upon clcoser acquaintance that this never too late to mend is usually in touched slightly on this peculiarity, was the custom of keeping certain currency is the most valuable in the same man is honestly trying to do but it was actually a more serious consideration chickens and calling them sacred. If need of repairs. world. In the old world they have TO PUGET SOUND ELECTRIFIED the square thing. in estimating the humorist's some one wanted to know if a plan 15-13985 About the only time the average also had .strikes and suspension of life than the authorized biography would succeed, he tried to feed the How often we find that the city man and wife agree is when they business or no business at all. They would lead one to believe. He chickens. If they ate heartily, it was J" and country man look with suspicion agree to get married. have had internal prohibitive prices, relates the incident of the clocks in a good sign. If they refused to eat, on each other. When they grow to and millions have had to shiver thru the home of Thomas Nast, the cartoonist, the plan was probably given up. When understand each other's viewpoint ALL PREFER MAPI AS "BOSS" when Twain and George W. the cold winters in the lightest clothing. a Roman died, food and drink were I 'The Fortune Hunter' they are surprised how common Cable, in the course of a reading tour, placed beside his body in the tomb. On top of all this their money their interests are. lodged for the night with the Nast Animals were sacrificed, and milk or has been very much deflated. Compar-atively Workers of Both Sexes Practically Laboring men feel that the heads family. But that was not the only wine was thrown on the ground. This Unanimous—Women Too Fond of speaking, the old United time that the ticking of a clock so of a business are making all the was repeated every year. If the relatives Finding Fault, Claim. States is not so bad.—Sleepy Eye tortured Twain's nerves that he took forgot, the Spul was supposed to rncney 'and having all the joy. Heads Herald-Dispatch. high-handed mpaus to silence it.— become evil and to bring bad luck. of business district oftimes the laborers During your working' hours, would From "Mark Twain and Music," by Animals were sacrificed in honor of you rather have a man or a woman foi and yearn for the days when We've Always Had Them. Ralph Holmes, in the Century. A four-act farce comedy the gods, as well as for the spirits of a heart-interest a boss? This question has been asked they were laborers without the worries men. Pigs, oxen and sheep were the "There are persons who constantly in Chicago, with replies that are unanimous and responsibilities of a business creatures most often killed. Flour Russia Coming Back? clamor. They complain of oppression, in their tenor. You can probably story, with tender um or. to load them down. and salt were sprinkled over each ani,mal, The aid-time scenes at American speculation, and the pernicious guess the answer. In the times of war it is contrary its head was covered with cloths, railway junctions, when the brakeman A middle-aged advertising man says influence accumulative to the rules to fraternize. When and then the priest raised a large came through the train shouting: he prefers to work for a man, because wealth. They cry aloud against all knife or an ax for the death-dealing you get to know your .enemy you "Blankville, 20 minutes stop for supper," Friday Evening, November 17 a man doesn't want to be bossed by a banks and corporations, and all blow. Prayers were said by those are being duplicated, in Russia can't fight him. He is too much like woman, anyhow. Seriously, he says, a means by which small capitalistss looking on. The bones and fat were as the normal conditions of travel are man is more likely to be solid, stable yourself. 'i placed on the altar and burned. become united in order to produce being restored and railway station restaurants, and businesslike, while a woman is We are all a mixture of good and important beneficial results. They foodless and closed for four more prone to be temperamental and —AT— bad, and none of us are any too good. years, are opening again. Passengers That's /-Different. carry on mad hostility against established to "act the part of the modern woman," When you think a fellow is mostly during the revolution had nothing to Times were hard and bill collectors whatever that is. institutions.% In a land of mad get acquainted with him. When eat on long journeys except what they came nearly every day to see Ole. This The men are not alone in this view, unbounded liberty they clamour High School Auditorium you really know him you will find brought with them, but now practically annoyed him yer^r much. Every time it appears. A young woman artist against oppression. In a land of mighty little in him to idolize or every station restaurant offers a collector carte1 he threw up his says she would rather be jessed by a equality, they would move heaven almost a pre-war bill of fare. As the man, any day. A man, she says, from hands, shook his head and talked Norwegian. hate. and earth against privilege and monopoly. trains pull in a scramble for food ensues Elbert Hubbard was right. We the depths of her experience, will not One day a mowing-machine In a land where property is that would rival an American find as many faults with your work as collector called and found another collector have no enemies but ourselves. Distances I 8:15 o'clock Tickets 35 cents quick-lunch counter during the rush more divided than anywhere on ahead of him, also trying to get a woman will. A woman will scrutinize and lack of contact are the hours. Some of the more important earth, they rend the air with agrarian every angle and try to find something money from Ole. enemies most to be. feared. Waseca trains have dining cars, but they are to complain about, while a man will "I've been working on him for nearly doctrines. And in a country in Journal. patronized only by first-class passengers simply let it go for what it's worth— an hour, but the poor fellow can't understand which wages of labor are beyond and even many of these enjoy a word of English," said the perhaps, though she does not say so, in I parallel they teach the laborer that Public! Sale! The editor of the Hayfield Herald the rush at the station restaurants resigned despair of getting anything I first collector, "so there's no use of he is but an oppressed slave."—From tells his "readers of a thrilling experience more than the decorum of the wagonrestaurant. better. Moreover, this girl has found wasting any more time on him." Daniel Webster's speech in the U. he had with his "Henrietta out that men will pay more than "That's too bad," returned the other. S. Senate in 1843.—Faribault Pilot. a few days ago- The account makes women. "I wanted to tell him that as I was Then there is the opinion of a student, coming up the road one of his cows Women as Strikebreakers. very interesting reading and we pub1 who has not yet gone to work, broke through the fence and is—" The king of Spain is believed to I WELL, DID YOU sh it herewith. We will sell the following described property at public auction at the but who wants a man boss when she Before he could say another word, have displayed a stroke of genius by "Friday evening the editor of the farm known as the old Kimball farm SV2 miles south of the Fair Grounds EVER?— does. Men, she says, haven't the rferve Ole jumped three feet from the ground calling on the women of Spain to take Herald had the unique experience of to tell a #oman to do more than she is and shouted. "By yiminy jumpup, var the places of the striking postmen, the at.Austin, Minnesota on •i driving his Ford coup over the curb, able to do. "A man respects a woman she go?" and disappeared down the Woman's Weekly remarks. The postoffice Some Satisfaction. across the sidewalk, thru the fence, and he'd rather do something for her road in a cloud of dust.—Forbes Magazine. strike has caused great confusion THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1922 Winter is almost here, and we get into the old excavation at the Wall to save her the. trouble. A woman won't in transportation and delivery of hot every time we think of the scarcity do anything like that." the mails and much sabotage was Indulged corner, opposite the Farmers State of coal—Levang's Weekly. in. The women of Spain, who Bank. In deference to the insistent Typhoid in Rural Districts. have received probably fewer privileges WATER HAS PECULIAR ACTION Typhoid fever is almost twice as public demand that an account of SALE STARTS AT 11:00 A. M. FREE LUNCH AT NOON The Election Is Over, Tho. than in any other European prevalent in the rural districts of this this spectacular performance be country, responded with enthusiasm, Politicians do not say, "Come, let country as in the cities. Thisjias been chronicled in the Herald we set forth Objects Placed in Irish Lake Undergo thousands entering the service, and definitely shown by the figures gathered 15 HEAD OF HORSES—1 Black Gelding, coming 4 years old, weight 1400 us reason together," but "Come, let Partial Petrification in Comparatively the following harrowing details., Be they soon showed efficiency and gave in the registration district of the us tell you .something that isn't so pounds 1 Sorrel Gelding, 9 years old, weight 1000 pounds 1 Gray Mare, "Si Short Time. it known that we are the possessor satisfaction. The move proved popular United States, where the death Tate in 7 years old, weight 1400 pounds 1 Black Mare, 8 years old, weight 1350 Lincoln (Neb.) Journal. cf one of those two passenger limosines, with. the people of every class, the rural localities was 9.6 per 100,000 pounds 5 yearling Colts 1 Sucking Colt 3 two year old Colts 1 Brown What is undoubtedly one of the comonly called "coops," which since it added to the number of breadwinners Mare, 3 years old, weight 1400 pounds 1 Gray Mare, 9 years old, weight persons, while in the cities it was 5.5. Col. Harvey Again. most curious lakes in the world is to of the country. So successful r« joices in the euphonious monickker 1500 pounds. There are states, however, which show be found in Ireland. This lake has the Colonel Harvey made a joke as an has the experiment proved and of Henrietta—who had heretofore tliaf an excess of rural population power of petrifying any substance ambassador, but he can give esome so willing have-the men been to stop need not carry With it a high typhoid conducted herself in a staid and re that may fall into it. publicity seekers valuable pointers work and go on strike, that there is 28 HEAD OF CATTLE—9 good young Cows, heavy with calf 2 two-yearold fever death rate. Wisconsin is a conspicuous electable manner, earning thereby Of" course, the petrifaction is not Heifers 15 Spring Calves 1 Pure Bred Hereford Bull 1 Yearling Bull. talk of applying the plan to other departments on the way to land on the front page. example. This state, with absolute, but the substance is coated a' reputation for strict probity and of the government. —Des Moines Register. more than half its population rural, with a layer of stone, which is found general dependability. On the afternoon had a.typhoid feyej. rate of 2.5 per dissolved ln the lake, and the stone 2i HEAD OF SHEEP—13 Two-year-old Ewes 8 Spring Ewes. in question the old girl havins It Is. Saved California Raisins. 100,000, which is4dfentical to that of then hardens and forms a shell over been kept in the barn for several In the great raisin-grape growing Massachusetts, which is almost entirely Casual perusal of love letters written the substance. days, was inclined to be skittish urban. .^... district of central California the drying by all sorts of riff-raff in the A well-known English cutlery firm of Tried Sows GO head 71 HEAD OF DUROC-JERSEY IIOGS—11 Head is done in trays in the open air. and when headed for home, took daily paperl convinces us that the heard of this and sent a man over to of Spring Shoats. Great loss would result if rain should the bit in her teeth and put on the Fixing Radio Aeriais. inspect it. ability to write the. English language fall on the partially dried fruit hence The radio aerial repairman is here. •a'ormentioned show for the merry He selected several pieces of hard is often a liability.—Cleveland'Commercial. when rain is expected' the information Not to be outdone jby: those reaping HAY AND CORN—30"'tons hay in barn 20 Acres Standing- corn 400 bushels wood, which he sank with weights, By a piece of good fortune Villagers. is immediately spread throughout the the shekels in this golden age of radio, Corn in crib. and then marked the' places with little damage was done very valley by telephone and telegraph, the lineman has merged, a new job with small buoys. A "Crool" Editor. $•'' aid later in the evening kind friends and every available person is set to" his former remote, occupation of repairing A fortnight later he returned and Pr l-'-ted her out .of the excavation and A cei'tain editor recently received stacking the Even the schools 1 Tower Pulverizer 1 4-section thiyv. MACHINERY—l.Corn Plow 1 Mower clotheslines in backyards. took up two pieces of rthe wood, which .I her to the Otterness infirmary. from a lady some p'oetic effusions may he closed and the children Drag 1 Hay Stacker 1 Water Tank. -For a small suni lie repairs your radio )k he found to be partly petrified. pressed into service, and woe betide daintiy tied up with pink ribbon and here Dr.- Fischer prescribed a few aerial which^ may have-downed Two weeks after, he drew up the the unfortunate tramp caught in the entitled: "I wonder if He'll. Miss simple remedies that .put Henrietta other pieces, and^ found each piece io„i during ft-storm. TERMS —All sums of.$10.00 and under, cash, all sums over that a district who has .a disinclination to become amount be as hard as flint. "In some blocks I make more money Me?" kk i^ek on her wheels-and now shea credit of nine months time will be given on approved notes bearing 8 per acquainted with work. This is experi-J ^^,The firm then made several fixing aerials than repairing washments After reading them and recovering frisky ever. -cent interest from date of sale. another instance indicative of the valuable £3 with the wood/'and #ound that lines," he said^ "The work is simple Some of the editors fnends sufficiently'from a severe attack JOHN R. RYAN, Owner. service rendered by the weather at a certain stage of petrifaction an compared to climbing line poles and aim that we hid been look.ng upon of nervous prostration, the editor returned bureau of the United States Department- excellent -razor hone could be manu- much safer. And you don't have to COL. ALBERT HOPFE, Auctioneer. AUSTIN NATIONAL BANK, Clerk- of Agriculture in. warning the verses with the...-follow* the hooch when it was pmk. but this .knoW' a i6t about science to fix" th^ facfured from it.' *jnt 1 ur »V v«'--*«*- «*«1-.yijjuwija '"wires."—New York Sun. fruit growers-against possible'losses. sY v* v, *5 $