... .::-,s-r- a'-w *&'<? 1 fc-• :*»*.«•"iPv"-•'••-",k MOWER COUNTY NEWSfAUSTIN, MINN, Page Four Monday, Aug. 28,1922. Mower County News "THANK YOU." tory whenever a comrade has good WELL, DID A KODAK ON THE Thank God for the pals who are never You Pay, So I Can Pay. (By .Dr. J. W. Holland in the Farmer) luck. Paper" "The County forgetting, The gladdest words EVER?- HIGHWAY An" enterpjfisiiig town has put this and Thursday, Published every Monday Who at just at the moment our sad Of all, by heck! ^If the mountain peaks and the ocean at Austin. Minnesota. sign at the* limits for its outgoing hearts are fretting, piers you can't blame the cajiary for Are these glad three: Publishers. ROE AND GANNON, visitors to read—"Thank You." There We'd like te ask Albert Hopfe if 'i The man who is self-satisfied is Put aji end to our gloom and our peeping. "Enclosed find check." is a driig store in my town that, has CARL L. WEICHT, City Editor. married men take' more risks than easily pleased. drfiary regretting printed oh its cashier checks,~"If the single men? Or perhaps Wayne Weber With "Cheer Up, Old Pal." Those who are opposed to tobacco Whatever else may happen, Northwestern Advertising Represen-" The college graduate probably clerk does hot thank you, do not'pay 'could answer the question better. Some day when the heart turns forever tatives: Minnesota Select List, 215 can't find- much fatilt with, the cigars Since our country has gone dry hopes to rise by degrees. your bill." According to the Bemidji Sentinel, South Sixth Street, Minneapolis to dreaming, these days. The sailor still will have his port,. Two hustling young tobacco dealers "The real puzzle is wjiy do not mar-, 709 Exchange Bank, St. PanL And over our eyes Heaven's glory is The farmer have his rye ^Speaking about close races—which in an Iowa city built up a wonderful ried men have to pay higher premiums Probably the yea^ra wliy the "goose •H streaming, The cotton still will have its gin, nation would ypu nominated business by making it a rule to on li|e insurance thah batche* l£id the golden .was because she How good i,t will be mid the stars' The seacoast have its bar "Thank" everyone who bought their lors, 'Mitch,' representative of tT ^The successful^ mfcrif «arl Jife deathless gleaming And each of us will have a bier go a New YorkiyLife Insurance vTo hear "Welcome, Old Pal." No matter where we are. "Thank You" is obsolete in" too A lot of publications who stand on declares, JThez is no question but ^Perhaps th^iself-matfe itfeji ^ould do many vocabularies. The grunt of disapproval that the family man meets. many their records hstve the slack wire performers In the Gloaming. better if given anoth&^li&ince^ is heard from some more cheated. THE IDEAL PURGATIVE. more 'dangefs' in his dail^ylife than In the gloaming, oh, my darling, 'than the magic words of appreciation. As a purgative, Chamberlain's Tablets the 'unattached' men, he claims—and Why not pattern afte* the" strand When the lights are dim and low, The beasts try to say it, and the wag ar.e the exact thing required. PCIAD yet the heads of the big insurance Even a large yellow necktie will not see the bright side of everything? That your face is powder painted of a dog's tail comes mighty near Strong enough for the most robust, companies have failed to recognize forever distract attention from a How am I, sweetheart^ to know? meaning "Thank You." mild enough for children. They cause About the only thing some people faker's heart. SUBSCRIPTION RATES the 'facts.' Twice this month I've had'to bundle an agreeable movement of the bowels Once I pulled a little calf out of will share, with you is their-troubles. Per Year, in advance $2.50 'To the married men, policies may Every coat that I possess without any of that terrible griping. Six Months ?1-25 the mire and the grateful old cow prove real risks in themselves, depending, THE PAL'S GREETING. To the cleaner's—won't you, darling Single Copies .... They are easy and pleasant to take rubbed my sleeve with her nose. I of course, on the temperament It's indeed a mean man whom the What is so good, when the day is all Love me more and powder less? and agreeable in effect. told that' to a friend once and he Entered as Second Class Matter at of the housewife,' says 'Mitch.' candidate for office speaks ill against. dreary, the Post office at Austin, Minn., un-. said, "She was not thankful. She 'I have never understood why they When life is a gloom, and your heart der the act of March 3, 1879. thot she had .twins." Many a breach of promise case will charge police, firemen and is a-weary, JU. Why are we so foolish and selfish steeple jacks extra premiums without proves that talk is anything but cheap. To suddenly hear ringing out loud KEEPING IT UP. THE NEW MODEL as to neglect the little words that doing the same with the married and cheery: Mower county closed its fortieth annual Most any normal lad. would rather spell the difference between drudgery man'." "Good Morning, Old Pal." fair Friday after three days that own a candy store than to be governor. and art? Ford Touring Things will go wrong, and some job were, in many respects, ideal. Naturally, Man, you used to thank your wife Sheriff Nicholsen, whose principal you are doing defects were uncovered, that for every little act of. kindness. She duty is to capture crooks, and those Will bust and the dream that your should be remedied next year, but When a man gets the hives he pinned a rose on your coat one evening, who forget the legal requirements of heart is pursuing taken as a whole the fair was a meritorious scratches for business to come to him and you caught her in your arms good citizenship, has an avocation Will break but you suddenly stop all now out. Can make immediate delivery. exhibition of the prosperity has more patience than sense. and kissed her. Her little brother saw that comes about as close to being your dueing and spirit of this,£ounty* *n some respects you. He told it. ideal as anyone could wish. The sheriff At "Hello Old Pal." Anyway, the widow has the satisfaction it was the best fair that has releases things. Whenever a newspaper Now, that the same woman cooks Life would be futile and barren and of knowing where her husband ever been held here. AUSTIN AUTO CO. upwards of one thousand meals each men asks him for news, he almost broken, is nights. There are some who think that the year for you, and has to sit opposite invariably ponders a moment, If out of the kingdom of Love ne'er day of the county fair is gone iorev*er before replying as to whether he has to you and watch, and perhaps hear, The man who makes his life a part were spoken that people have lost interest in the Ford Sales Service you eat them. You have not thanked anything to release or not. of humanity knows the thrill of vie- The word that is friendship's best agricultural expositions which used her for ten years. You growl about symbol and token: to be the greatest events in the life the coffee being cold. Suppose the "God Bless You, Old Pal." "What is the coroner's verdict on of a county. biscuits are burned just smile and the deceased?" The county fair is such a splendid say, "My dear, the biscuits are well "Death from acute indigestion, your agency, whose worth is so self evident, done." •j» -v- honor." that no community can afford to If you would thank her for all "Acute indigestion Why, the evidence Prepare For That State Fair and permit its disintegration. Least of IDTHE5ICK all can w* in Austin and thca hundreds of thinf she does for states that the victim had the you daily, it would make her happier, plainest of suppers." Mower county where years of hard Labor Day Trip and you a truer man. "I forgot to state, your honor, that work and1 patient plugging has meant Woman, John used to get plenty the meal consisted of English mutton so much tp the upbuilding of our county of words of appreciation before you and Irish potatoes." fair. Am overstocked in some sizes so will reduce prices for one week only August 28th married him. You used to pile on the '-\«r The fair is an institution that belongs compliments I know. Now he drudges to $ept. 2nd. All tires guaranteed. Come and see ihem. to every citizen of Mower county, his twelve hours per on the farm, trying and it is therefore up to every citizen to raise the mortgage, clothe and .. Special Former Special Former Chiropractic Nature of the county to give his support Price Price Price Price 1H educate the children, and give you to furthering the institution's progress "HAVE" FORCED 3Cx3 Oversized Cords, Guaranteed he-can. A ftROHS (O what comforts r.--v PARTHERSHIR and prosperity. Brunswick $7.75 $8.75 8,000 and 10,000 miles If you will "Thank" him now half THEY DEAL IN HEALTH 30x3% as much as you used to do, he will Miller G. T. E. $9.50 $9.80 DON'T WANT THEM. Have Sour Dispositions. are equipped to rencfer perk up and take an interest in life "We dim't want them." If the milk of human kindness in Empire $11.95 $12.45 30x3y2 I mankind valuable and he, has not known for years He might This terse phrase sums up very some people were churned, the product efficient ser\/ice»throuoh Monarch $12.95 $14.45 •Brunswick $ 8.75 $ 8.95 even shave in the middle of the week, aptly the antipathy to commercial would be limburger cheese. lo^iccil and natural, and give you a whiskerless landscape 32x31/2 carnivals that is growing in all communities •Miller G. T. R. $10.50 $10.90 common &ensemethods' 'to kiss now and then. Try it. where these selfish enter- It Would Mean Delay. $19.95 Monarch $18.35 THE CHIROPRACTOR 32x3% A true Christian home knows those prises have come and gone sapping up If Governor Edwards' plan to seli $18.35 Brunswick $18.35 removes the irritating1 large amounts of money but leaving nameless graces and courtesies Brunswick $12.95 $13.25 beer in groceries is adopted, won't it cause of disease,|urnin^the nothing good in return. They are' always in hearts of- grati- £e bloom 32x4 easy for women to get their hus Miller G. T. R. $14.25 $19.15 case over to nature, thus tude, and whose slightest services are banf], parasites and nothing else. to run errands Dayton Michigan $22.45 $23.45 ASSURING ASSISTANCE. gTeeted "Thank You." ^-eWg by From every community where these 31x4 INVESTIGATE! 33x4 pests have been comes the protest: Do you know that the soul of re- Dunbar $13.15 $14.60 DR. R. L. NELSON "We don't want them," and again the Hfitfon is gratitude? The" Bible is full $24.15 Michigan $22.95 That Might Help. Hall $13.25 $14.90 echo, "We'll never have another one."iof W01'ds like this, "For all His bene- We note that a Chicago man murdered 33x41/2 "Waseca has had a carnival," says &ive thanks." I believe that God Monarch $13.25 $14.90 his wife because she was too CHIROPRACTOR is Hall $29.50 the Waseca Journal. "No one is* satisfied with us imperfect chilproud $28.00 extravagant. We hold +his is geng 32x4 of .the fact. No one boosts it dren when through all of our impernor 34X41/2 enirrely too far. Not for a minute LEWIS BUILDING regrets its departure. It left! keeP our |\rts warm in fections we Dunbar $14.75 $14.90 would we endorse or countenance t.v A S I N IN N Monarch $29.95 $32.85 nothing but refuse and a bad taste sunshin6 J^nkssiving. )1.rtlVe such drastic methods, but we Monarch $16.75 $17.01) ai The mercies that crown our daily I (Other sizes in proportion) behind it. The big point is just this: Dial 2277 Office Telephone objection evp?y married matJ Dial 7122 Waseca will not have any more carnivals." lives, the sun that .warms us and rf.ading ,0 wife._ Residence 34x4 the item alou3 his Penn. Vacuum Cup Bike Tires the that gives us bodily life foods 1|{roit Free press! $17.75 $18.50 PARK Monarch at $2.50 and up. In communities like Mower county, nourish us the beauty and witchery where past experience has led author- ant* s^y» *he liberties of our Steadies the Income. WORLD TIRE STORE ities to protect the citizens from fur- unparalleled country the quiet and 6 A cyclone once to »k everything a ther exploitation, there is commenda-'peac® bome-sides ah, the mul- of our man possessed but bis cows and hi« C. G.L00MER 112 East Maple tion for officers who has been far- ^itude of things God is giving us! THEATRE separator and he never missed a bank sighted enough to take that step. Thanking God for them will sweeten deposit. the natural uses of them, and purify Referring to the Mower county fair We harvest corn and potatoes once our hearts thru sincere gratitude. which in other years has been marred a year, but cow£* are iJked twice a and MONDAY TUESDAY- DON'T FAIL by the carnival, the Lyle Tribune had day. GEORGE ARLISS this to say in its last week's issue: WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS. carload of gr?in is aboai A wortjj, in One feature that attracted attention (St. Paul Crescent) $500, and a carload butterfat is o-f. "The was the absence of fakirs arid skin vcrth about $5,000. Grain converted What this country needs is not a game artists that infested the ii.to butterfat saves freight.— rni7th new birth, but an old-fashioned $2 Ruling- Passion" grounds last year, and the fair association Bemidji Sentinel. lower berth. is to be commended for the From Earl Derr Biggers' TO SEE What this country needs isn't more elimination." Revival Meetings fctory in The Saturday Evening liberty, but less people who take liberties Post. Everywhere public opinion has ralhed Begin in Austin with our liberty. THE ESTATE It is doubtful if the screen to the support of the decision of has witnessed a cleaner, pleasianter, What this country needs is not a the fair board here. It is to be earnestly wholesomer comedy drama, job for every man, but a real man for hoped that this forward step The Free Methodist church of Plymouth, with comedy situations that HEATROLA every job. Iwould create a more genuinely will never be retracted. Iowa, with Rev. Charles Yotter What this country needs isn't to $ hearty laugh. in charge, opened a series of revival get more taxes from the people, but .and DRIVE DRUDGERY OUT. meetings Sunday afternoon in V..' for the people to get more from the (Kansas City Star) Aesop's Modern Fable the tent which has been erected in 'taxes. "The Miller and the $ Where is there escape from work the Horace Austin State Park. What this country needs is not The farmer says not on the farm the Services to which the public are Donkey." more 'miles of territory, but more city man says not in the city. All who admitted are held every-evening beginning i-—•- '--r miles to the gallon. amount to anything, richf^ or poor, at eight o'clock, and will bis) What this country needs is more have to work and work hard. It requires WEDNESDAY— continued for about three weeks. tractors and less -detractors. just as much effort for the Rev. Mr. Yottei i? assisted by E_ CONWAY TEARLE What this country needs isn't more child of a millionaire to go thru E. Voss, district elder, and a 1). nd of young men making speed, but more school and get ready for life as" it workers.. 'W' """•.*$£ "The Referee" young men planting spuds. does for the child of the poorest parents What this country needs is more in the neighborhood. Idle people Based on the Red Book story, paint on the old place and lesS paint perish. Those who work at wholesome .."John McArdle, Referee." A on the young face. story of romance and the prize and useful tasks survive. It is What this country needs isn't a ring. true that farming isjjhardJwOiic,]. but lower rate of interest on money, but I .• and 1 the farmer lias nc mWppftly & Ithis "Oh! Buddy" a /higher interest in work. privilege or punishment Tii§^'fdrm i^liat this country needs "'is'&> follow Christie Comedy boy or girl who goes to' the city with the footsteps of the fathers instead cigai^ttes the hope of escaping the necessity of the footsteps of the dancing You Get the Records for it from Your Coal of working hard is certain to meet mas.^|. with disappointment or "failure. Work jfOST GUY BATES hours in the'city are actually linger .Dealer Instead of from the Music Store HE'S THERE WITH THE GOODS. than" on the farm the work days in Senator Kellogg is working hard to the year are more numerous and the reward on the average less. It is not give the people of Minnesota a good .A masterpiece of the screen. supply of coal. He is too busy to the amount of work any of us do that talk politics—and he is leaving that -,i' !yv is painful ifc is ^jj§ fact THAT WE Hear the Augmented^ .. ^LOOK UPON OUR fASKS AS TOIL- to his opponents.' But to, attend to 4. Park Orchestra |t the needs of his constituents will be 1 SOME. It i,s drudgery that kills. We Matinee Daily at 2:30 should endeavor, therefore, to drive the best kind of politics. The people RELIABLE HARDWARE 4 TVo Evening Shows .'-: r- out of /V our 1 lives UM rather -i- "U AU than want service, and Frank is the boy drudgery GOOD/ TneV are v14 7:30 and 9:00 attempt the impossible task of es-' who gets results.—St. Cloud ^ournafc-i caping from work and responsibility. (Press. •B .•- 4C*