^tvtj 1 r,-y ,^-y *jy*^:- ~1J1 Vl^ ••••-'-Vav -V K-.tv .'5L.:•""*•'• M, *-v f''"^'•' ,- 1 -fs JUL-'- -s.w»-*-sig»ew •,, —. Page Three Monday, Aug. 28,1922. **y yf':'-'& r^^--: MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINN. DEFEATED THE FLAPPERS THE KEY THAT UNLOCKS THE Sam Johnson's Good Advice.. SIDELIGHTS ON DOOR TO7 LONG LIVING. of fortuitous Rouse from this lazy dream "Canned" Voices of All on Congress From The men of eighty-five and ninety if yon riches, which obtained, THE FAIR years of age are not the rotund, wellfed, Races in Berlin Museum could scarcely have enjoyed, because but thin, spare men, who live on of they could confer no consclou^pess the House Gallery a slender diet. Be as careful as he Anyone who visited the county Berlin.—A "lnuseum of living desert return to rational and manly will, however, a man past middle age -school booth at the fair cannot but of voices—more than 2,000 phono'graph industry, and consider the mere gift will occasionally eat too mtlch or of of a man. have been impressed with tl|e splendid luck as below the care wise plates of prominent personages, some article of food not suited to his —Samuel Johnson. of wild tribes and all constitution, causing indigestion or work that is being done in the constipation and will need a dose of races—has been collected by schools of Mower county under the FIRST VIEW OF CONGRESS Chamberlain's Tablets to move his Prof. Avilhelm Doegen of the superintendency of Mrs. Eunice L. Regretted Wasted Time. bowels and invigorate his stomach. Berlin public library. Bice. It was a praiseworthy exhibit, Bobby his birthday will celebrate When this is done, there is no reason The professor believes that why the average man should not far better than that ordinarily seen By CONGRESSMAN GUY U. HARDY the latter part of next month. Hcwas from this extraordinary museum live to a ripe old age. asEed last evening what he would like, .at a county fair. he could start a movement which and after much debating he decided on would solidify peace in the The Uncertain Future. "Grand ^leadow was pretty wSN a boat, and a cab. After some further Copyright, 1922. Western Newspaper Union. world, and he is now trying to It Isn't the Promised Land, but the discussion as to when the toys could deserted on Wednesday, most everyone 'arrange for contact with American promised hand that is Important to the pretty well of him Is Indicated by the If you came to Washington for the be purchased he said: "But if you going to the Mower county fair and other scientists. young man who Is about to Interview first time and wanted to see congress fact that one of them who died recently bought them now I could be plajing at Austin. Wednesday was Grand ^'Furthering the mutual understanding the girl's father. left $100,000 to him, $100,000 to his in action, what with them until my birthday." of the peoples as well JVleadow Day at the fair and people wife and an equal amount to each of would you do and as of scientific progress," he from this community were to be seen his" two daughters. what would you DONOVAN & GOSLEE John Bull Loses. said, has always been the aim of in all parts of the grandstand and on see? At Mr. Gillett's left stands a young Funeral Directors A British Houdini offered $250 to our work. For instance, the I remember doin man who is official timekeeper. the fair grounds."—Grand Meacfow and Embalmers general idea about the Qhurkas the producer of any straightjacket a Whenever a member is recognized to Record. is that they are a savage tribeglorifying. from which he could not release himself. Day Calls—Phone 2188 thing a few years speak he has a-'definite amount of Night Calls in bloodshed. Now A certain John Bull invented a time Rarely it is an hour, occasionally Attho closely pressed by the competition ago—coming as a jacket and took up the challenge but take ttys record." T. W. Donovan—5914 it Is 30 minutes, but usually it is sort of tourist— provided by Dexter and Windom, H. A. Goslee—6637 I The sounds of a beautiful and the performer, after successfully freeing and I sat in the only five or ten minutes. The timekeeper Adams carried off the honors Motor and Carriage Service melancholy tune ceased. himself, cut up the jacket and" distributed a a notifies the speaker and the with its booth in the Floral building. pieces to the audience. Bull "Can anyone imagine a tribe speaker calls the member down at the looked on. I can The flapper type lost out in Washington's Erected by the Adams Farm Bureau sued for $50 damages the court, however, having suclr songs and being a :end of his allotted time. By unanimous annual bathing beach beauty HOMMEL ELECTRIC held that in a test of this kind Women's club, the booth emphasized mere set of cut-throats?" he continued. point, I think, of consent the member is somer contest this year, when Miss Eva Fridell, the plaintiff must risk a damaged the farm home, while the other two times permitted to proceed for five or the person looking CO. seventeen-year-old high school jacket, so John lost not only the ten minutes longer, and I 'have seen featured the agricultural prosperity down as well student, won the prize, a silver loving jacket, but the suit.—Scientific American. members plead and beg the house for 203 NORTH MAIN STREET as that of a mem­ of their communities. cup. She appeared without make-up for Expert Electrician ber who fs on the floor. five minutes, or two minutes or one of any sort, the athletic type minus TO CHART DEPTHS OF OCEAN Probably never before have the minute more, like a Methodist preacher On that trip a member friend took the bob-hair. She is a regular bather DIAL 26 7 9 me in to see the late speaker, Champ pleading for money to pay off the Must Have Sanction of Governed. races attracted so much attention, at the beach. Clark. It was in the beginning of the church debt. Sometimes it is granted, Almost any government can impose nor such favorable comment as this United States Will Send Two Former but often a member says "I object," great war. My friend said to Mr. Clark: its will for a certain length of time "r North Sea Mine Sweepers on the year. The races were fast and exciting and that settles it. "Mr. Hardy has come down to Washington upon a people which refuses to recognize Work. and competition keen. LEARN TO EARN. to see what we are doing." Mr. Parliamentarian Is Important, its legitimacy. But not indefinitely, W. R. EARL Clark replied in his characteristic nor forever, can it dispense with At the right of the speaker stands "Washington.—Two former mine A practical business course will ri he largest field of horses was entered FUNERAL DIRECTOR way: "If he can find out, I hope to the prestige that legality affords.— another young man who is the parliamentarian. sweepers, turning from the pursuits of Wednesday for the 2:22 tr/ help you in every walk of life. Business Residence God he will let me know." And it is Gugllelmo Ferrero. This young man is supposed war to those of peace and science, There were nine starters. Exci'ien.ent Phone 2512 Phone 2213 ever so, we are all seeking information We offer you personal instruction, to be thoroughly posted and are being remodeled in Delaware river AUSTIN, MINN. ran high when it was announced about the congress, even the speaker —up-to-date equipment, selected instructors grained in the rules and precedents shipyards and are nearly ready to was that the fifth and deciding heat of the house sometimes. of the house. He has various books weigh anchor to start on an indefinitely and practical instruction at Prosperity a "dead" he :.t and that a sixth waa We have got to start from some of rules and precedents at hand, and long cruise In the ""Pacific ocean My office will be closed reasonable rates. Special proposition place, so we might as well assume TiCt-essary to decide whether Harrv advises with the speaker when any for the United States coast and geodetic {follows the Dairy Cow that you have come to my office in the I until Monday, Aug. 28th. Rutherford's horse, Ray, F. or Ai'to to everyone entering by our Big 'knotty points of order are to be decided. survey. house office building. Every man who Brady, owned by Frank Smith, PlatevPJe, BE SORE YOU ATTEND JHE They are steamers Pioneer and-Discoverer, Fall Opening Date— Sept. 12th. National Dairy comes to Washington should .call on Or. W. A. Chapman The house has been run mostly by formerly the Auk and the Osprey, Wis., was to place first Ray F. his congressman. The representatives Write for catalog or call in person. Exposition Sc' S"-'& lawyers for a hundred years or more, which saw service in the North won the heat and race. are always glad to see folks from back University of Southern Minnesota ,and it is not a difficult matter for sea. Now they are to be equipped home especially so are the members School of Commerce some lawyer member to dig up a prec-1 Horses from all over the state, and with the finest scientific instruments PRINTING from the West, gome members from "edent on either side of any parliamentary Austin Minnesota. from five states of the union were for sounding and surveying. ~A near-by states have more callers than question brought up. The Some time during the summer they 13-8-c entered to participate in the handsome Spencer Jordan they can well take care of. 'house had a speaker one time of the are to pass through the Panama canal purses offered by the fair management. The house office building Is a fine name of. Crisp. His son Charles became and proceed up the Pacific coast to Any kind you want structure, built of marble. It has 410 the parliamentarian for Speaker Alaska to sound and survey uncharted office and committee rooms in it. Each Funeral Director. Clark. Charles is now a valued member Any quantity territory. J. F. FAIRBANKS member is entitled to an office room. Purses amounting to $600 were of the house. In the last congress The Establishment of Contrary to general belief, it was If he is chairman of a committee he you need awarded for each race, the winners rwe had both ex-Speaker Cannon and Service. said, there still remains much uncharted gets two, sometimes. The building •ex-Speaker Clark on the floor, but they -splitting: $300, $150, $90, $60. territory in that region, and Get our prices covers a large block of ground with a all differ some times on points of orider. many places show channels incorrectly grass-covered court in the center. It- was one of the pleasures of Dr. A. F. Lees of Red Wing was marked and sounded. Also some Dealer" In There are five floors and ji basement. Republicans to refer occasionally to Dr. B. T. Johnson places, once correctly surveyed and the efficient starter of the races. He It Is a mile walk around the corridors MOWER COUNTY the fact that Speaker Clark ruled sounded, have been altered by the constant COAL, WOOD, LIME, performed his duties in an able manner on the four sides* of the five floors. DENTIST "thus and so" at some time in the past, action of the waves. N E W S and gave much satisfaction to Through the Tunnel to the Capitol. and Speaker Clark announced several CEMENT, SEWER PIPE, Eleven officers and 53 men have Office over Wold Drug Store. fair patrons. Under his direction times in his facetious way: "As a After we have had a little visit I will 202 E. MILL STREET been enlisted to man each vessel, and BRICK AND WALL DIAL 2603 and that of Wm. R. Whitney, superintendent, member on the floor of the house, I take you over to the capitol. You wifh the exception of the two commanding do not propose to be bound by any rulings the races moved along without have already seen that magnificent PLASTER. officers the crews have been I made from the speaker's chair." building from the outside and will see misunderstanding or delay. selected. So you can see that with a couple of it many times before you leave the The coast and geological survey has 'hundred lawyers in the house there is city, so we will go over underground, taken over also a third mine sweeper, Walter Ousley was to be found at •at times much argument and jangling Office 301 East Bridge St. World's Greatest Features Just to show you the tunnel. This the Flamingo, from the Navy department, his usual post, that of platform announcer. lover points of order and modes of procedure. tunnel, which is large, well lighted now lying at Portsmouth, N. H., and spacious, runs for about two Phone: Main 32 enlisting a crew. Following alterations blocks, I should think. By the use of Mann Knows All the Rules, she probably will join her sister The choice of platform attractions It a member can go back and forth in However, when James R. Mann Is Austin, Minn. ships in Alaskan waters. at the made by the fair board pleased every winter or hot summer time and during [on the floor th§ chair soon gets some bad weather without putting his one. Bicycle riders, aerial an dtrapeze advice that he can depend upon. I TO HAVE GYPSY HONEYMOON MINNESOTA STATE FAIR hat on, if he wishes. It Isn't used artists, slack wire performers, and [think that Mr. Mann knows more about much In good weather. Over on the the rules and precedents of the house performing dogs were all listed, each New Jersey Couple to Travel 10,000 senate side through* a similar tunnel than all the other members combined, of which attracted much favorable Mr. Pep Miles In a Small American a little electric car system carries the and he usually has his way, because comment. Camionette. senators back and forth between their 'the man in the chair knows that he CEE that feature of features—Sig Haugdahl, office building and the capitol but |knows what he is talking about. The prettiest feature, and one that Constantinople.—Mr. and Mrs. Walter the representatives of the people have In front and below the speaker at world's greatest auto racer, in Curt of Caldwell, N. J.t who were no doubt pleased the fair visitors most to walk. :another marble desk are the reading married here last, month, have left on was the delightful doll-buggy parade. Arrlving^'at the capitol, we will go his new world's record car, 20 inches wide clerks, men have to be men of considerable a gypsy honeymoon trip of 10,000 up In the gallery and look down on $ ability. and 20 feet long, racing against time. miles around Europe. They will travel the house for a while. Betty Banfield, daughter of Mr. and Below and in front are the Congressional all the way in a small American You will be disappointed at first by Record clerk and the official reporters. Mrs. E. C. Banfield, accompanied by camionette, witlf a chaufteur-cook, and the small number of members present. Every word that Is spoken in her brother, Buster, dressed as a Every member doesn't sit in his seat a small tent of oiled silk. When the the house is taken down by an official See Lillian Boyer, the Chicago school girl, "gentleman," wheeled a cab trimmed all the time every day. If he did, he weather is too inclement for the tent stenographer. There are five or six in grey crepe paper and pink and would not be able to keep up with his they will sleep in the motorcar. Their passing from auto to aeroplane, hanging of them. They work in shifts of about lavender asters. They were awarded office business, and besides that, he honeymoon will take in Greece, Bulgaria, 20 minutes each. As soon as a stenographer by one foot from a rope ladder, and would grow nutty. Mugh of the time Rumania, Jugo-Slavia, Poland, first prize by the judges. Beatrice is through with his task he Is spent in general debate, and much Czechoslovakia, Germany, Holland and and Calvin Kinsman, children of Mr. goes to his room and reads his notes throwing herself from the plane hanging of the debate is very general. So when France, averaging about 100 miles and Mrs. Calvin Kinsman with a chariot into a phonograph. An amanuensis a definite time has been set for general a day. They expect to complete their takes the record and puts the stuff only by her teeth. of lavender gladioli won second debate—two hours being the usual caravan journey in time to reach New through a typewriter and "within an place. Jane Bloss, daughter of Mr. time, though it may be 12 hours sometimes—a York on Thanksgiving day. hour a member may read and correct and Mrs. Wm. Bloss was awarded member not interested can The result of Doctor Curt's observations the speech he has^ made. See the world's greatest circus stars, featured third. The fourth prize was given to safely get up and go to his office, or will be embodied in a series pf Tomorrow morning the Congressional Evelyn Marie Peterson, daughter of visit out in the cloak rooms for a economic studies for the American Record will contain a complete report by two teams of daring aerialists, while. During general debate it often State department. Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Peterson and the of today's proceedings. The Record happens that not more than 75 or 100 fifth to Helen Scallon, daughter of is a little abused, I think. It Is a and Dr. Carver's wonderful diving BOY CATCHES WHITE CROW members are in their seats. After a valuable publication and contains much Mr. and Mrs. Jack Scallon. while some one will probably call for horse leaping from a scaffold 40 feet information, little humor, some wisdom, The other little girls who made up a quorum, and then we will see the and a minute report of the Abandons Round-up of Cows in Canadian the picturesque pageant were: Anetta high into a pool of water eight feet deep. house fill up with membefs, as most proceedings of ,the house. It contains Northwest to Capture N. Nielson, daughter of Mr. and of them like to answer as many roll some speeches that are not delivered "Funny" Bird. Mrs. Neil Nielsen Marion Hunt, calls as possible. in the house. Members occasionally J. We will sit here in the gallery for daughter of Mr. and Mr^. Robert get permission to extend their See America's greatest race horses competing Stettler, Alta., Canada.—Mrs. Katie a while. This is a historic old room. Hunt Jeanette Jensen, daughter of remarks, and a speech of five minutes, Rottenfusser's eight-year-old son was It has been occupied since 1857, so It in four days' of fast racing for Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Jensen Marion may be extended over several pages. VOMS^novVC sent out to bring in the cows for milking has seen much history made. It used To do this unanimous consent must Welken, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. H. recently, and a short time later $22,000 in purses, added money. to have desks in it, hut when the number be asked in each instance, which tfots o*\ former L. Welken Mable Morgan, daughter the mother saw the boy coming into, of representatives was last increased means that if any member merely says, the barnyard without the cows, but of Mr. and Mrs. G. F. Morgan Dolores the desks were taken out and "I object," the permission Is not granted. with something in his arms. Gahagan, daughter of Mr. and plain comfortable rows of seats put in. There seems to be no end to it. There are watchdogs of the Record See "Mystic China," greatest fireworks It was a pure white crow, white I Mrs. J. H. Gahagan Bernite Eagen, IS? A member has no special seat. He as there are of the treasury, and head, white feet even white toenails. You ar guaranteed full weight may sit anywhere he pleases. The spectacle ever staged in the ^Northwest, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Charles someone frequently objects., Mr. Clark There Is not a black spot -on Its whole arid first class Democrats sit on one side and the Republican! Eagen Margaret Smith, daughter of once said that the greatest speech ever body, and it seems as healthy as any seven ni&hts. on the other. Mr. and Mrs. Dale Sririth Mary made on an Important subject of Interest crow that caws. Flour, Feed for Animals Speaker Gtllett Presiding. to the country was put in the Catherine Decker, daughter, of Mr. "I just caught It in. the old cornfield," The mace is in its place, so we know Recordf by Samuel J. Randall, and and Mrs. L. R. Decker Dolores Johnson, was all the boy would say about HAY, STRAW, MILL FEED was not made In the house. Bands without number a midway show that the house is in session. If It the capture of the rare bird. Mrs. daughter of Mr. and Mrs. A. L. The Congressional Record is issued were in committer of the whole, the Rottenfusser has offered to sell the Johnson, and Helen Straka, daughter that is a fair in itself auto polo aeroplanists POULTRY SUPPLIES daily during the sessions of congress. mace would be resting on the floor. crow to a circus menagerie. of Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Straka. A member has only about fifty copies The mace is the symbol of the speaker's battling in mid-air at night at his disposal. These he sends to libraries, authority and it has been doing LIVE WIRE CHARGES WATER FULL* O' PEP The talking Studebaker exhibited clubs, newspapers and places duty^ever since the American congress livestock worth $2,500,000 eighty acres by Martin & Schroeder provided a where they may be seen ^by the public was organized. POULTRY FEEDS Woman and Two Men Are Electrocuted at large. He cannot fill out many of machinery the work of 10,000 school mystifying sensation of the fair. The speaker is in the chair, behind in Odd Aeeldent in Individual requests. Those who -are a flne-carved marble desk. Mr. Gillett While many theories were advanced ir you buy them at this store Maine. children interested in club work. These Interested in the Congressional Record makes an excellent speaker in this and some original research was conducted, however, can subscribe for it at $1.50 modern day of great freedom in the and scores of other features.^ many fair visitors went away North Anson, Maine.—A woman and house. He Is fair and nonpartisan. per month. assured of the unexampled wonder twou men were electrocuted here as He lets the house run itself, merely HARE & GOSS the result of a horse coming »in contact the Studebaker car. acting as Its presiding officer. He" is Cat Turns on Gas and Dies. SEPTEMBER 2 to 9 with a charged wire in a pool of The members of a family living at seventy-one years of age and has Some Mule. rainwater. A guy wirw was grossed FEED & SEED STORE E^st «Sheen, Eng., came downstairs served in the house 20 years. He comes by a high tension wire and the horse, On a mule we find the other morning to find the kitchen, from" Springfield, Mass., and is a gentleman driven by Ora Pullen, struck it. Pullen Two legs behind full of gas and their fine white Persian of parts. His district thinks was killed in going to the aid of the rReduced Rates of Fare and a Third on All Roads And two we find before. cat lying dead by the side of the Austin, Minn. pretty well of him, as is indicated by animal, and Mrs. Thomas Moran and ?as stove. The cat had evidently But we stand behind the fact that only 36 votes were cast Warren Nutting met death when they iumped onto the stove and in doing for all other candidates, in the last Before we find stepped into the water to assist so had turned on qne of the burners election and his wife's relatives think- What the two behind be for. Pullen. ",