Service Men to Profit From This Cook Book SAILOR HAS ENOUGH Bud Bright's Brainstorms 'True I Detective Stories Quits His Job Cuddling Boa Constrictors on Ship. I TEN YEARS LATER If you're hunting for a 3 place to buy good harness, Walking Deck With Seasick Gibbom Copyright by The Wheeler Syndicate, Inc. you'll find it here— and Valeting Elephants and Other ONE of the first acts of William J. Products of Jungle Abjured Flynn after taking charge of the We are manufacturers and by Seaman., New York office of the United States secret service was to order the dealers- in New York.—Johann Schultz, thoroughly a arrest of two Italians, Vincenzo Lupo American citizen of German Quality Harness and Guiseppe Morello, on charges of birth, quit his job as deckhand on the manufacturing and passing counterfeitmoney. steamship Hansa, which recently arrived "But the Sicilians, anticipating Trunks, Bags and Suitcases at Pier 86, North rhter.He said such a move, had taken care that he would take his chances in a poor their trails were welt covered, and "at at labor market rather than spend another the trial they produced a flock of witnesses day on a ship carrying eight elephants, Economy Prices who swore to alibis which effectually seven baboons (man-killing, of prevented a conviction. course), twenty-five assorted snakes— As Morello and his companion We Never Cut Quality For boa constrictors, pythons, anacondas, passed out of the courtroom, after the hooded cobras and Senegambian ham case against them had been dismissed, Price. varmints 100 non-man-killing apes, Lupo remarked.in a voice loud enough 150. birds, including parrots, love birds for Flynn to overhear: "Those pigs and three long-legged fowl of the of American detectives haven't the genus Kagus from Burma. Jensen-Phiffer brains to get the evidence they need. "I'm tired of valeting elephants," They'll never land us.'" said Mr. Schultz. "I had to cuddle boa The man who later became the head constrictors in my arms and croon Company The value of a dog (im­ of the secret service said nothing at them to sleep at night, and I've had pends upon the man who the time. enough of it. You don't know what Mrs. Gertrude Brebner of Chicago, known as the little mother of the ex-service boys, recently sent out 2,500 It was three years before Flynn is purchasing the animaL life on the bounding wave is until East of Court House letters to famous living Americans asking for recipes for their favorite dishes. President Harding sent his prescription again came into contact with the two you've had to walk the deck with a for waffles, Thomas Edison for cold-slaw, and W illiam Jennings Bryan for fried onions. From the 500 Austin, Minn. Italians, and again the federal forces seasick gibbon or calm the fears of a recipes received Mrs. Brebner compiled a cook book, all profits of which will be donated to needy ex-service men. had to be .content with the losing end bull cobra. Yes, you may announce The photograph' shows Mrs. Brebner autographirg a copy for President Harding. of the argument. that Jack Schultz has quit the sea game, and add that any one who wants This^time the case was the famous men can MINNESOTA VOTERS TO PASS ON TWO a man to take tender care of his or her one of the "Morristown Fives"—fivedollar Lv. Austin, Arr. LaCrosse. Travelers'Guide geranium beds or yearns to engage a bills printed in precise imitation Leqion No. 22— 11:20* 4:00* mild-mannered watchman might do of the currency issued by the National No. 8— 7:20* 11.55* AMENDMENTS TO STATE CONSTITUTION Corner worse than to look me up." Iron bank of Morristown, N4 J. Flynn's Lv. LaCrosse. Arr. Austin. Unless otherwise designated, all the The Hansa's cargo of ju'ngleers are No. 1— 7:00$ 11:45$ men found that' the trail led directly trains listed below are daily. See consigned to Louis Ruhe, dealer in No. 23=— 11:17* 3:40* into "Little Italy" in New York, right footnote for explanation of Daily except Sunday. such merchandise. (Continued from page 1.) Forty compensation awards, original up to the dooiv of a grocery store reference marks. Daily except Saturday. According to Mr. Ruhe's representative Bold faced figures indicate P. M. owned by Guiseppe de Primo. But far as bonds for farm loans are con- explanation of the amendment, and emended, calling for payments On Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday ma at the pier, Louis J. Beck, the Light faced figures indicate A. M. there, apparently, it disappeared into of over five thousand dollars, cerned. The present limitation on "The purpose of said amendment," only. long-legged fowls of the genus Kagus thin air. state bond issues is $250,000, except his opion says, "is to direct the legisfor were made in one day to disabled'veterans Chicago are the first of their kind to arrive in Chicago Flynn investigated the matter.very the trunk highway system. lature to impose and to keep in effect in District No. 10. America. Mr. Beck and Andrew Myers, Milwaukee & St.Paul carefully from the outside, but the "The purpose of said amendment," an occupational tax upon those enMr. The largest award was for $697.52, Great Western another representative of Mr. Ruhe, only suspicious circumstance that he say that Albert Meems, a mighty hunter, Railway Hilton's opinion says, "is to de- gaged in the business of mining iron made retractive to March 11, 1919, could discover was that De Primo was corralled the menagerie in the Burmese velop the agricultural resources of ore or other ores in this state, in adthe date of claimant's discharge. The importing- a much larger quantity of Austin. St. Paul, Mpls. jungles. It took him more than sfcai:s, by authorizing the lending dition to other taxes imposed by law, I.&M. Division. man's disability, between that date olive oil than his business appeared to Lv. Arr. Arr. a year to do it, they say. Lv. Arr. Arr. of money and credit of the state to at a rate based upon the valuation of and June 30, 1922, varied from 10 warrant. On account of the duty, No. 12— 3:50 7:07 7:47 Austin. St. Paul. Mpls. No. 16— 4:40- 8:10 8:45 the peopie upon real estate security." ,the ore produced, to be determined bv to 100 per cent, according to decision olive oil is usually imported in barrels No. 1-- 6:30 10:15 11:00 Lv. Lv. Arr. DOESN'T LIKE CASTOR OIL and then canned or bottled on this Amendment for Credit System. (the legislature and to provide for the of medical referees, based upon evi"The No. 3-- 3:15 7:00 7:45 Mpls. St. Paul. Austin. side—the empty cans being shipped Lv. effect of said amendment," proportionate distribution of such dence in file. Lv. Arr. No. 15— 8:25 9:00 1:05 from Italy ready for use. Mpls. St. Paul. Austin. he continues, "i? adopted of laws by taxes, to the general revenue fund, No. 11— 6:50 7:25 10:56 Feeling certain that there must be No. 2-- 7:00 7:45 11:25 According to a statement furnished Fort Dodge, Carroll, Manning. the legislature for the establishment the permanent school. fund, and the No. 8-- 2:45 3:30 some connection between the olive oil 7:25 Lv. Austin. Arr. Omaha. by C. D. Hibbard, District Manager and maintenance of a system of ru- permanent university fund, For Milwaukee and Chicago. and the mysterious counterfeits, Flynn No. 15— 1:05 10:05 "The effect of said amendment, if. of the U. S. Veterans' Byreau, the xau credits. The legislature will go Lv. Austin. Arr. Calmar. first tapped several of the barrels consigned No. 11— 10:56 7:44 Mixed— 4:25 (Sunday only) 9:20 empowered to provide money by the adopted," he continues, "will be to employment and carrying of personissuance Lv. Omaha. Arr. Austin. to De Primo. But these were No. 4— 7:20* 10:00* No. 16— 7:30 4:40 and negotiation of bonds of direct the legislature to impose and nel in District No. 10 has been placed filled to the brim with oil of the precise Mixed— 8:15* 2:10* No. 12— 7:40 3:50 the state, to be loaned up^n real es-keep in effect such a tax upon those on a budget system, effective July 1, quality mentioned in the bills of No. 2— 11.50* 2*.40* lading. Then, merely to make certain No. 8— tate security to the pe jple of the' engaged in said business, and to re- 1922. 7:50 10.50 TRIANGLE TAXI LINE that he had not neglected any possible Lv. Calmar Arr. Austin. state, and will be enabled to pres- 'quire that the proceeds of such taxes The District Office has received an Albert Lea—Austin. No. 1— 3:45 angle of the case, Jlie secret service 6:05 appropriation from the Centra- Office ciibe the terms and conditions upon shall be distributed in th emanner Lv. Austin Arr. Albert Lea No. 3— 12:10 2:55 man ripped open one of the boxes of"empty in Washington within which 8:00 a. m. 9:00 a. m. which such money may be lent and following, towit: Fifty per cent to No. 33— 4.15* 6:45* cans." Instantly the mystery 11:00 a. m. 12:00 m. bounds the expenditures must be Mixed— 6:00* such credit extended. There will be the state general revenue fund 40 1:15* was solved. The cans contained roll 3:00 p. m. 4:00 p. m, kept. Under the new system more Mason City Branch. no limit of indebtedness in this re- to the permanent School upon roll of the "Morristown Fives," Arr Austin Lv. Albert Lea per cen Lv. Austin. Arr.Mason City. efficient business methods are to be spect, and the state will be enabled fund, and 10 per cent to the permanto manufactured in Italy, 10:15 a. xn. 9:15 a. m. No. 102— 11:50 1:30 pursued with the consequent reduction 2:00 p. m. 1:00 p. m. issue and negotiate 'as many bonds university fund." In the roundup which followed this No. 108— 7:52 9:20 en 5:15 p. m. 4:15 p. m. in expenditures. for this purpose as it deems advisable." discovery, Lupo and Morello were Lv. Mason City. Arr. Austin. For quality printing try The News gathex-ed in by the government agents No. 101— 4:50 6:10 The News—$2.50 a year—worth it. No. 103— 1:30 3:00 and charged with passing counterfeit printshop. We print everything but money, The tonnage tax amendment will money. It was a moral certainty that be fought by iron ore mining interests, imiiiimiiiiimmiiiiiiiimiiiimmiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiimiiuiiiiiiimiiiiiiimiiiiimiiiiii S.-M. Division—Mankato and DONOVAN & GOSLEE the two Sicilians had had a hand in which are contesting now in Wessington Springs, S. D. DEMURE SIMPLICITY IN Funeral Directors the plot—in fact, Flynn suspected that Lv. Arr. Arr. court against the tonnage tax law they were the ring-leaders—but none and Embalmers FROCKS FOR THE FLAPPER Austin. Wells. Jackson. passed by the 1921 legislature. The of the others would implicate them, Day Calls—Phone 2188 No. 1— 6:30* 10:45* 8:20* federal district court has held the even to save themselves. De Primo Night Calls No. 23— 3:50* 5:40* 8:25* MiimiiimiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiiiimiiiiiiHMiiiiiiiiimiiimiiiiMuuiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiik law valid but the case is being appealed. and his associates went to the penitentiary, Lv. Lv. T. W. Donovan—5914 Arr. but Lupo and Morello walked H. A. Goslee—6637 The amendment was offered Jackson. Wells Austin. No. 22— 6:35* out of the courtroom still sneering at 8:53* 11:05* Motor and Carriage Service as a bill by the house committee on No. 8— 2:35* 5:00* 7:00* the "brainless, American detectives." -l* taxes. It adopted the ideas of Representative During the years that followed, Charles H. Warner of Aitkin, fsssaaaK counterfeiting operations and Black now an unopposed candidate for Hand murders, extortion and blackmail Poor old Gato, the 211-year-old this senate. of all kinds were almost traced youngster at the Kansas City zoo needed It Is Important Tonnage Tax Amendment. to Lupo and Morello—almost. Apparently medicine. In fact, he needs it every they worked as far west as Chicago The amendment removes any doubt spring. And he doesn't like the and south to New Orleans, but particular medicine, castor oil, any of the legislature's authority under every time the "police or the government more than humans. So his keeper the guise of an occupational tax. It agents started to close in on takes no chances and ropes Gato in also provides that only half the revenue them, the pair slipped out through such a way that thex-e will be no resulting from such a tax shall go into some legal loophole prepared in advance. casualty. current funds, the other half being When you are buying printing that the added to -permanent school and university It was nine years after the original ESKIMOS INCREASE TOO FAST funds of the state. This takes Lupo-Morello case that Flynn got wind printer is able to give you advice on quality of the fact that the Italian colpny in care of the "heritage" feature of the by West Coast of Greenland Imperiled New York was planning a big counterfeiting of paper to use, artistic arrangement of tax. Under the present constitution Growth of Population—Causes coup. The only* thing lacking, no "tax can be levied except for current type, effective wording of copy, and is then Lively Dispute. according, to the information which expenses. The amendment would reached government headquarters, was save part of the state's revenue from able to turn out Copenhagen.—The growth in the a printer. number of Eskimos on ttie west coast the ore as it is mined, for the use* of A few days later, a young Italian of Greenland of late has made"the existence future generations. As submitted, named Comita, who "claimed to toe a PRINTING THAT IS EFFECTIVE of the surplus population somewhat the amendment would add the following printing expert who had been forced precarious. The old plan of section to the constitution of the to leave Italy on account of participation transporting a certain number of in a number of Mafia outrages, state as Section 1A of Article 9: families to Scoresby sound, on the east Printing is given comparatively slight applied to Lupo for a position. The recruit coast, where the only other settlement Section 1 A. Every person, copartnership, was put through a grilling crossexamination, thought, yet no business could proceed is Angmagsalik, is now likely to be company, joint stock company, tout Flynn had seen to it adopted, as an expedition to investigate corporation or association, however that he ^ras supplied with the proper without it. It is the printed sheet that the place may start this year, and or for whatever purpose organized, answers to all the questions, and it perhaps has already started. systemizes and protects business stability. engaged in the business of mining wasn't long, before the secret service Although the scheme is generally approved, had an operative planted in the very or producing iron ore or other disagreement has arisen as to heart of the counterfeit plot. ores in this state, shall pay to the who is to put it into execution. It lies The average customer wants advice as Comito reported that, the gang was state of .Minnesota an occupation tax between the originator of the scherhe. operating from a small farm near M. Olrik of the Royal Greenland on the valuation of all ores mined or well as printing. That is the Highland, N. Y., and that thousands of Trade, in collaboration with the wellknown produced, which tax shall be in addition dollars in spurious currency was ready arctic explorer, M. Ejnar Mikkelsen, to all other taxes provided by to be released. 7 TYPE OF SERVICE or the two young brothers law, said tax to be due and payable "But Lupo," he added, "is preparing Porsilcl, who, as sons of the director from such person, copartnership, company, to take a trip to Italy and won't be of the scientific station on Disco island, corporation or association however back until the spring." -y that The News is able to render to you. have passed the greater part of their SOMEclock illustrated, in one uf them a plain frocks makp us long to turn or for whatever purpose organized, "Very well," replied Flynn, "we can life in Greenland. blouse fastens' on -the left shoulder Your printing needs will be taken care of the back far enough to allow wait. Just lay low until he returns. on May first of the calendar and down the left side under, fiat tassels us to wear them. appropriately. We Then we'll nail the whole bunch." A year next following the mining or in a manner that will be satisfactory and and caboclions. .It has three-quarter would like to begin'life over again at It was early in the following year— producing thereof. The valuation of length, sleeves, fashionably, slashed, the flapper stage and have another ten years-after the first arrest and releas^ pleasing to you if you seek that service at Sheriff's Honor System ore for the purpose of determining chance to make the most of that demure and finished with a binding. full A of the Lupo-Morello combination the amount of tax to be. paid shall be Lost Him Five Prisoners simplicity that belongs to the skirt is allowed floating panels at each —that the secret service sprung Its ascertained in the manner and method apparel of young girlhood. side that fall below its hemline and trap and rounded up 16 Italians. During After a period of considerable. over the soft sash is made of the crepe. Sheriff Seth Orndorif, of El provided by law. Funds derived *the trial which followed,"" physicians dressing and much "jazzing up" of her Even simpler is the straight-line Paso, Tex., changed his mind from the" tax here provided for Shall and other witnesses swore to E belongings, the young girl is privileged frock at the right, with bodice Moused about the honor system after an be apportioned 50 per cent to the alibis which had been previously prepared. at the norftial waistline, and elbow experiment lasting four hours. again to wear simple and graceful But the government, aided by state general revenue fund, 40 per sleeves. A prim narrow sash ties at Twelve prisoners without clothes. She has the chance to look Comlto's first-hand evidence and the cent, to the permanent school *fund, Mower County News her best—if she will but take It—in the left «side.-with short loops and long shackles were taken from the testimony of the iben who had been 10 per cent to the permanent univelr-. dresses that Ijave everything to commend ends. The Peter Pan collar and "turn-, jail to work on a road, with the trailing the Italians, proved every point sity fund. The legislature shall, by them. For daytime wear the,various back cuffs are of. white organdie and promise that, if they worked in its case, though it took the evidence law, make the necessary provision for crepe weaves are still unrivaled the "tie of silk-covered cord. well without guards, they would of 300 people to dTlt. be pardoned before their tinje carrying out the provisions of this following them are printed silks, p'a'n "The House of Service" As a result, Lupo and ftorello went was up. Five prisoners escaped and pointed voiles ami ratines in midsummer section. to the federal prison in Atlanta for 25 »3£3- 2* before noon, and the experiment $ dresses of simple design- Attorney General Hilton, who drew years, and- Flynn was #ell satisfied was called off. -}i, ^J Plain crepe In dark colors was with the 150 per cent interest upon his the tonnage tax law for the house chosen for the two youthful, dresses COrriKIMT |Y VBTBM wmntVMM Original investment of ten years' work. tax committee, has made a brief for- ows* ., I ,n