Page Four MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINN. Monday, Aug. 7, 1922. vf^ .sr^X: "Bhost" Mower County News 'fe^v town alive "DUNS." A KODAK ON THE Advertisements in The News reach the consumer. LAST LIVING REAL S. A. R. "The County Paper" 7 A physician said: "Two' women ISSli HIGHWAY Published every Monday and Thuraday, were in my-office. One said: 'I got 'y:—— at Austin. Minnesota. $87,000,000 War City Near your "dun." I am thru with you.' The For the Children sBOE AND GANNON, Publishers. Copyright—Hadley Hodgson Newspaper other said: "How much is my bill, Nashville Is Being Revived. CARIi L. WEICHT, City Editor. Service* Doctor? I want to. pay it'." Always pick your landing place before Northwestern Advertising Representatives: The doctor said that represented you jump. Minnesota Select List, 215 Sprang Up Over Night During the the two kinds of people whom every South Sixth Street, Minneapolis War Only to Become "Ghost" City business and professional man deals Reformers say that girls today are 709 Exchange Bank, St. PauL When Armistice Was Signed—' with. The people who expect to pay just terrible. To be sure they are— SUBSCRIPTION RATES Now Coming- to Life. their billls don't wait to get them, or just terribly sweet—as they always Per Year, in advance ...$2.50 else they pay promptly when statements were. Nashville, Tenn.-I^aslvville's industrial Six Months .$1.25 are received and consider it a suburb, Ol^givfilckory, which Single vCopii^ 05 Life isn't so worse when every man favor to be reminded of the obligation. sprang up over ni^t during the, war Foreign ^subscriptions, per year. 3.50 can be the hero to some dog. only to bdcorae a^ghost" city jyhen The other sort, the kind that Entered as Second Class Matter at the armistice was slowly bef. takes offense when a "dun" is received, the Post office at Austin, Minn., under The frog always looks with con- coming a permane^fyjndustrial site* are often the type that try to the act of March 3, 1879. tempt on the tadpole. .... r... is receiving sei-ioufe^c^l^eration for get out of pajjjng their bills, or are various other purposes,-,to0, including FUNDAMENTALLY ESSENTIAL. extremely "slow pay." It is past understanding how the that of a location1 fofc a nfetf vocational After all is said and done, the same soil can raise watermelons and training school to be built by the The most behind-the-times man in greatest, most indestructible asset of mushrooms. I Veterans' bureau, "f the world is the fellow who is offended 01£ Hickory, where the world's largest any person, organization, or business when he receives a statement of steam plant was in operation shortly —the asset over which the individual We presume.a slip of the tongue is his account—he calls it a "dun." Sending before the war closed, cpst tbe government lias the greatest contro]—is good will apt to follow on a peal of laughter. monthly statements 4s modern $87,000,000. It lias 3,867 residence^sufficient which has been built up or which is business practice, and no person who to house 30,000 people. Judge Lewis Patrick Phillips of being maintained. Ignorance o^the law excuses no one is up and coming, abreast of the There are 1,112 factory buildings, fiftyfour Downey, Cal., said to be the last living And of all lines of endeavor that except members of the legislature. miles of. standard railway trscji times, ever thinks of feeling badly man whose father fought in the and forty-four miles of tram track on is most essentially true of the business because a statement is received. American Revolution. He recently celebrated the grounds. It was perhaps the biggest in the small city like Austin. He It has never been claimed that Eve mmm his ninety-first birthday. Mowing There are people who feel so badly powder plant-in. the world when gets the good will of his buying public had to tease Adam very long to get a lawn and keeping a good-sized about receiving a bill that they simply the war ended. garden in immaculate order is his thru serving properly and fairly. him to eat the apple. can't bear to think obaut it, and First ground was broken for the method of keeping fit. He gains the good will of other men wait to receive several more before city February 9, 1918, and operation of No. O BROWNIE in the same business in the same the account—sometimes *s s° easy to fool a man as the first sulphuric acid unit began 116 they pay never Finished the Sentence. days later. Within a few days many town by overcoming petty jealousies jr indignation waxes so great that! busy trying to fool some- when he is the The burlesque comedian was delivering additional units were going at full and making them contemporaries, not! do it. body else. they never pay blast. an effective monologue on courtship, competitois. jjear frien(js there are no "duns" 1 Public meetings were held here when romance and marriage. He was It costs two dollars. The world every now and then Of the competition offered retail «(junning letters" any more. Busi- it became certain that the government waxing very cynical. an( stands on tiptoe to catch merchants by mail order houses a a vision. i(j ]i the power plant. The Nash­ ness houses, doctors, lawyers, dentists "I tell you," he shouted, "few men wou se Keep your light burning on the highest It makes good pictures. merchant once ville Industrial corporation, composed said that 193 items business-like farmers send state- realize what real happiness is until an( hill. of people in the city who wished to they are married." taken from his firm were better than to people who buy things from ments invest in the project, bought the plant the mail order items while sixty-six "—and divorced," chimed in the pest ^That's the whole story—except the hcm or who havc things done Now November 22, 1920. mail order items were superior to his. ,.nT0ices ,and„state. After you have visited a few mom- in the rear seat. Whereat a roar of ad thereare Since then four new industries, a daughter arose from that section of happiness of the youngsters when they "The comparison indicates," he said,« Thev are the y°u easy a youngster find pulp and paper plant, a motor and of account the house.—Columbus Dispatch. "that retail merchants can beat of busintss, and V- W. 40 body works, a cement factory and a find it prices of mail order houses on an starch and sirup plant, have been established t0 show offense is either to conless There probably were no wild flowers order of goods. The leader merchan- at Old Hickory. Required. Strong Digestion. oneself ont rf toueh with thc world Other Brownies, some of them Autographic, Some unusual dishes which were originally. After folks began to Many of the residences and apart- dise in mail order catalogs can not,. ,se or t) illdicate a dIsposi favorites with thie English in early walk by, naturally the flowers became ments are in use either by those who always be beaten, however. „-to „nt „f paying just debts. up to $17.50. days were oysters stewed in wine, tio get il3j live there permanently or by others "In meeting mail order competition ,Above things don't ignore a pigeon stuffed with gooseberries, who rent them as summer homes. a merchants should show people of statement of account, especially if grapes boiled in butter, mutton stuffed Autographic Kodaks $8.00 up Folks who live in glass houses ought their community that the community with oysters and honey poured over S0ME LITTLE TRAVELER your cre(Jit may not be as well estab not to invite stone-throwing. meat. is always the loser every time money like. If you owe K.O. WOLD DRUG CO lished as you would is sent away for merchandise. The ,t talk to. the man you and can pay We can't possibly know the truth community, in such case, loses both to, tell him" your cir- Only Real Education. are indebte about any human being until we love No education deserves the name unless Corner Main & Bridge streets. the cost of doing business and the cumstances, show that you are and it develops thought, unless it him. merchant's profit. I thinking about it, and planning to pay Austin, Minn. pierces down to the mysterious spirit "Business is the foundation on possible. principle of mind, and starts that into as soon a THE LAND OF DREAMS. which a community is built. Mer- thing—you don't have to activity and growth.—Emerson. Another The surging tide of olden dreams chants can successfully compete with pay a make ita matter of pride to Breaks luminously on the night mail order houses." "bill before a statement is received. To thrill the twilight hour with gleams Judging from this statement and rchant extends credit, it is If a me of forgotten lands of light. others like it made by businessmen that you are not expected' ^gotten lands ot understood years who know, the mail order competition the first of the T^Iemor,y' ^hat lovel,y to pay until after Upon thy bosom wake from sleep, can be minimized insofar as it af-jmonth iness houses and all good bus Winnowed at last from ancient tears fects the small town merchant. But statements the first of the gend out And folded where Time's roses the problem is to show the public that month. sleep. fact. In other words, to create good Businessmen never think of paying And like a silver moon that fills will. The bhying public does not maliciously bills until they receive the invoices, With silence in the purple air, buy out of town, unless it is and few pay until after the The Long Ago in quiet thrills the merchant himself who would rather first of the following month, and after Down dim sequestered aisles of trade elsewhere than patronize a they have received a statement showing prayer. competitor. The average buyer is the total amount owed. A business The rumours of the day's defeat led to believe, and more often than man or his bookkeeper would iji'.H<p></p>Miss Iri'iilimmhiijiiiiiilliiljiriliii! MM!!)!' M':- Come not to this unfevered spot not it. is the merchant's own fault, |think hing was wrong with his somet I But in the dusk the heart may meet that the businessman wants to overcharge jobber or manufacturer, if a statement Like healing of forget-me-not him and does so with malice was not received the. first of the HMi The brook-like voice of lyric flocks aforethot. month. Of days that wore the morning's Hi: It is clearly up to the merchant to Don't shy at bills. They are usual mm grace— disarm that false suspicion. and ordinary every-day-forms of l!l"-i !|!!|l The daisies and the hollyhocks, •Selling goodci is very much like i!!!li li :i!! business. And don't call them "duns" iI -i a i!!': 11 11 The wonder of a Mother's face. playing baseball. It is the man who —that word was outlawed a quarter uses his bat to hit the ball, rather tury ago.—Faribault Daily of a cen --than he who swings it in the air who News. .Heleii Gallanter is only tliree years gets the runs. old, but she has traveled 50,000 miles! She no more than landed in San Francisco Today, those who use direct hitting SMILE IT! Uf with her father, Joseph Gallanter, methods are getting the business. «j iiiion dollars," /////mi W would give a S v'v/7/^111 iiiiiiitii .' New York wool man, and mother, Urn If you have something to sell, go gden Armour is reported to have essv, 0 than she wanted to start back across 0 straight for the man whom you know' Charley Schwab's smile." the continent. The youngster sleeps said for is most likely to buy it. Aim to reach he great magnate probably best in a pullman berth, she has become And Yes Indeed. him personally, rather than every-1 considered it cheap at double that so accustomed to travel. Somebody wants to know just what body in general, and get ^is good will price! was accomplished by the railroad first. HENNA BATHS FOR OLIVE SKIN It is smiles that get business, strike, the settlement of which seems smiles that get numbers, smiles that to leave things about as they stood SPARK ARRESTERS. keep the sun of human kindness shining, Wildest Craze of London Society Women before. Well, it seems to have showed ("Fire Marshal's Bulletin) in Keeping V/ith Oriental smiles that keep homes contented, both the roads and the shopmen Gowns. More fire prevention means less fire smiles that preserve the music and Especially Designed and that neither can get along without JL the poetry in life. loss. London.—A henna bath cult is forming the other. And that's something.— Built for Your Fordson If you've got anything to say— Less fire, loss means lower insurance among London's more ultra society Faribault Daily News. THE smile it! women, who deem olive-colored skin cost. Wood Brothers' Steel Individual Separator has been something worth acquiring. Every once in a while we run into A.. fire occurs every minute prevent Dry Humor. designed and built for use with the Fordson. The craze is said to be of French or one of life's .squalls. yours, "v If the railroad strike fov?es the use It is the lightest running separator on the market today and American origin. Baths, strongly tinctured The ship careens precariously and Amateur electric wiring—playing of camels for transportation we have with henna dye, are taken monthly has a threshing capacity second to none for its size. things get mighty black. •with fire fiends. and impart a delicate tint that looks the Volstead act as a start toward Strength and durability combined with lightness in weight Be prompt in combating fire after Then somebody smiles and after a well with evening dresses of Oriental running them, anyway. Boston and threshing capacity, make it the separator you have been it starte. Safer to teach prevention time we begin to see sun rays and shades and design, now popular here. looking for. Transcript. and thereby combat it before it starts. sunbeams penetrating the storm, Come in, let us go over its specifications—guarantee—and A $10 fire extinguisher might save displacing the storm, suddenly flooding Buried in Old Dress. Such is Love. show you endorsements of successful users. Macedonia, la.—Mrs. Eliza -Roast a $10,000 dwelling have one or more the gloom with radiance and restoring Love is what makes a pretty woman More than 26,000 Wood Brothers' Separators are successfully was buried here the other day in a handy, it's worth while., ligkt and hgpe. being used today. wear her clothes ..three years, live ^ress which she purchased in England Fire is a foe to business and industry. If you've got anything to say—_ 37 years ago. While on a visit to her in a section of the city she wouldturn r*T designed for Fordson requirements—the LITTLE smile it! You can't hurt the man who old home in Cromwell, England, she up her hose at if it were suggested OIANT TRACTOR BELT, manufactured by the United States Rubber Company. Clean up month is getting rid of smiles, you can't rile him, unman Its use gives the greatest efficiency at the pulley purchased the dress, and on arrival by her father and look upon lots of'fire hazards. Why ®ot every him, unseat him you may check him, home expressed a. wish that it be her as an oracle a knockkneed, scrawny ... burial shroud and had been carefully month but you can never wreck him. son of Adam whose mental makeup is jjgpj. jnce then If you have a pile of trash in your No cloud, can be heavy enough, no about on the par of a soft shelled cellar, be wise remove it before fire drudgery monotonous enough, no light crab.—Northwest Grocer. resulting^rom it removes you. dark enough but the smiler's smiles I •. v.l Allow your child to play with light up a rift and coax back gladness, Verdun Hero Talks 1 Nothing on Austin. 'k matches or fire if you want to gain beauty, sympathy, and humanity, A Mitchell county, Iowa, farmer i| With Bubbej^iJongue:T sad experience. Carelessness of this disintegrating grief. raising 100,000 bushels of onions this character may cost the life of a child Vanderbilt, Barnum, Curran, Bunyan, iiif year. So this is why our south wind Paris, Franflc.-jModern surgery and a home. Be careful. Franklin, Watt, Newton, Garfield, has acco^tii^heiP' -another is so strong.—Albert Lea, Tribune, "Sparks on' roof" caused seventythree Washburn, Roosevelt, Michael uncanny feat Insertion of an ig! "v -'v'' fires in Tennessee during the Angelo—practically every face in the artificial tongue,. }Ming fcsern?woimded month of January they, also caused It's Worth honor gallery of history, of science, geant Vialla. a some in Minnesota. A reai argument It does soimd good to%ear the au^o commerce, art, literature, statesmanship—of war veteran v, has just AUSTIN AUTO COMPANY tourists from other states enthusiastically been, reported 'atl the^ iVal. de against the wooden shingle roof in accomplishment—is at face Grace hospital. S^fgean^. Vial la praising IV^nnesota's roads. this brief statement. Composition that smiles. lost his lower jaw in the war I Our state automobile licenses come roofs resist the spark, wooden shingles Grumpy, dreary, surly faces simply I I and it^ was reconstructed with a Austin, Minn. high, but we are getting returns on assist it. Which exude ill-nature, ill-health, and I complete set of teeth. When the I* the investment.—Northfield News. The game of fire hazards is a dangerous failure. surgeons had finished this job, one. Dpn't play it. It has Cherry, sunny, smiling faces radiate there was Only: the base olithe caused many a person to "go broke." gor.d nature, good health and success. ?"r Grasping!' tongue left, and Dr.I Fire prevention is easy to learn and If you've got any thing to say or ^uenolle fixed, up tfhe holdup man says "Your money _tongue and palate/"" you can play it safely in any home, do—smile it!—By Herman Stich in or your life," but the moonshiner a "Vision." eve^ to the children. wants both.—Beaudette Region, rx-w/ 7t .V .v- m.-K- 4 W* 4 •'5 Pi t, itHMr J" Mr 4 'At