v*Kj^ VKiViP^-Vr^^&ii^ -J MOWER CiMJNTY NEWS, AUSTIN MINN. 3*VvU "I Page Eight' -T Thursday, July 27, 1922 WHAT'S THE USE AW, Lei's Hope He'll Always Feel That Way ByLF.VjitZelm MICKIE SAYS Western Neiwapaper Union. bA. do^-trtftee VEA^S AJO todan HBY,?A$Etf T- Y00 CidNMA THAT'S. THE to 1 I HA SAfcNED IF I CAN *TV0 COSTOVA Of PWVfflVi' turn in Awv g\stoons WOR.K. yJUSt THE 6AME T6DAV 0§VTUM*H POVAES WKS Ul£W 7H1HV6 UP MH 'ID8A* *TR\P\ TOD AW, fELIX? OUT OP StMue, AUOViQt VWVXHCONGRESS EVENlfJpS 3— AHNI FOR. A GAAtHSS, EfcSARV eouj^os'M BusT^es, VOHUSH A VS GREKT R£U£F TO Act edvtors I vwuo viwc£' t^=—— J- EDITOR, fWMT»Msr Petaluma Girls Play Human Checkers THE STORK HAS Chief End of-Brains. A well-known politician tells thla PRESENTED ene on himself. A barber-while trimming his locks, remarked: "You have rarcwrrm a large head, sir (snip, snip). It's a To Mr. and Mrs. Rudolph Stark, fine thing to have a large head,f for Wednesday, July 26, a daughter. a large lioad means a large brain, and a large brain is the most useful thing a man can have, for it nourishes I To Mr. and Mrs. John F. Judd, the roots of the hair."—Boston Transcript. Wednesday, July 26, a daughter. Miss Genevieve Gilleece returned Miss Evaline Page is assisting-jwith home Wednesday from the cities •the work in the county treasurer's office. "It Looked Like a Battlefield in Europe," To Mr. and Mrs. Forest Tanner, Wouldn't Be Right. Said Mr. C. Dunster. where she spent a few days with Brownsdale, Monday July 24, "Our pastor's sermon this mornim "Was staying at a hotel in a small friends. Pennsylvania town. Early one morning- did not have so much meat in it ausual." a daughter. E. Opie was taken to the hospital J. I went to the stable to hire a rig "Meat? Certainly not this is Miss Hazel Pelletier of Minneapolis today to receive medical treatment. and was shown a pile of dead rats Lent."—Boston Transcript. saved. killed with RAT-SNAP the night before. returned to her home today after I TVhen labor-saving machinery was Looked like a batlte-field in visiting at the Nathan Banfield Jr. first introduced, most people opposed Europe." Three sizes, 35c, 65c, $1.25, Mower County News Market* Miss Fannie Thomas of Minneapolis home. Sold and guaranteed by Pooler Drug it, on the ground that it would throw Place is the place to list anything is visiting Miss Elizabeth Mclaughlin. Co. many out of jobs. Many an old-time you may nave to dispose of. Pirates Win.—In their first game Advertisement Julv. sewing machine salesman still carries since reorganizing their club, the Austin buckshot in his legs, fired there Rev. W. H. Hormel, of Wichita, Pirates defeated Glenville Sunday by "practical" gents who objected to interna 7 Kansas, is a guest of the Hormel the devilish device that took work by an 18 to 8 score. AUTO TOP from seamstresses. Today we realize families here. that labor-saving devices merely shift Miss Doretie Abrahams returned The high school girls of l'etaluma. Cal.. are amusing themselves (luring and AUTO PAINTING workers into new industries—an5 Tony Knauer Jr. returned today home last night from a three weeks' vacation by playing human checkers. Each girl represents a checker, and as raise the standard of living. You from a fishing trip near Mankato visit with friends in Fessenden, N. the game is played out on the street the populace also enjoys the sport. see this illustrated in the American and Fairfax. D., St. Cloud, and Stillwater. R. H. GRAY, Proprietor telephone system that does the work RAIN DRIES AIR, the day is not at noon, when the. sun. of 6,000,000 messenger boys. T. K. Dahle of San Diego, Calil, Is at meridian or overhead and should The Vigenti Club hiked to the Dial 4128 Austin, Minn. Main St. formerly of Austin, called on friends seemingly be pouring down greater "Pines" last evening and enjoyed a Originated in America. SAYSSCIENTIST heat, but several hours later in the here Sunday. chicken fry with all the trimmings. The familiar expression "used up," afternoon. That is because the surface WE HAVE ON HAND for being tired or exhausted, originated Twelve members were present. of the earth and the lower layers Misses Dora and Lillian Christianson in America. Thfe first known use Coupe Seat Covers of air continue to absorb more have returned from a trip thru the phrase, in print, occurs in Sam of Mrs. Pat Smith and daughter, heat from the upper layers for some Slick's "Human Nature," page 192. Yellowstone Park. Lauderdale, and Mrs. Joe Smith returned time after the latter have been receiving "Well, being out, night arter night, Some Interesting Paradoxes Are the maximum amount of heat very nice to keep dust off clothes. home Tuesday^ from a two she got kinder used up." Mr. and Mrs. J. G. Moreland, their explained by Dr. Humphreys of radiation from the sun. months' trip to various parts of Iowa. They £re washable. ^daughter, Frances, and Mrs. J. M. While it is not yet universally conceded Hindus Invented Bungalows. Smithsonian Institution. Anker and family spent Sunday in that the next puzzler, "the hotter The word bungalow is an AngloIndian Price $10.00 on Golfers to Owatonna.—A group of put Fairmont. the sun, the colder the earth," version of a Hindu word, Austin Country Club members left really is true, Di\ Humphreys states, which primarily means Bengali, or of today for Owatonna to participate in HOTTER SUN—COLDER EARTH Mr. and Mrs. John Schummers and the evidence Ifa favor of it is already Bengal, and is also applied to a a tournament with the Owatonna very strong. thatched lint. (children have returned to Caledonia Country club. Another Paradox Explained. after visiting at the A. P. Schumaners The paradox of the sun rising before IF YOUR FORD NEEDS REPAIRING home. Old Sol Rises Before He Is Up and Thomas Geraghty has returned AUSTIN MARKETS it is actually up and setting after Sets Before It Goes Down—Bent from St. Peter where he spent a week it has actually gone down is explained Mrs. Irene Huss has returned home Rays of Light Account for by the bending of light waves when ^vith his family at Lake Emily where Quoted bjT Peoples Service Store— from Winona, where she took a This Paradox. passing through the air. A stick when Dairy Butter 30 they have a cottage. Mrs. Geraghty you are assured of GENUINE FORD course in Supervision at the Teachers •Eggs -16 placed in clear water seems to bend and children will remain a while Potatoes, per bu .1.00 Washington.—A rainstorm dries the College. a light ray when sent through the air PARTS, a Good Job, and Quick longer. Beans 9 air more goes up than comes downs does actually bend. The rays from Flour—retail, 49 lb. sack ..2.10-i2.15 as the sun sets the air grows warmer Mrs. Frances Elton returned home the rising sun are bent when they Mr. and Mrs. Dell Hughes and Service, at the hotter the sun grows, the colder I strike the air envelope. This angle Tuesday night from La Crosse, Wisconsin, POULTRY children of Minneapolis, who have the earth becomes the sun rises before varies according to well-known laws, where she spent several days Quoted by Smith-Wright Co.— AUSTIN AUTO COMPANY been visiting friends and relatives it is up and sets after it is down but on the average the light from the visiting friends. Heavy Hens 16 these are strong statements and sound sun Is bent 34^ seconds of degree, so in Waterloo and Garner, stopped to Light Hens 12 o£ likes a fairy tale, but they are all true. that the upper limb the sun when call on Austin friends yesterday, Mrs. T. L. Anderson and little Vivian Geese 7 Dr. W. J. Humphreys, quoted in the first seen is actually half a degree below They made the trip in their car. Miss Roosters 8 Stillwell, who spent the pastr B. annual report df the Smithsonian institution the horizon. As the angular diameter Eggs 15 Delsey Hughes of Garner accompanied -week at the 0. Zerkle home, have which has just been made Ducks 13 of either sun, moon or star is less them home. returned to their home in St. Paul. public, explains all of them.. They are Geese 7 than this fraction it follows that when Turkeys .....20 pen.'ectly well known to scientists, if the sky is sufficiently clear the whole Broilers 20 Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Earl and their City of Many Languages. not to laymen. of either may be seen before even its Leghorn Broilers 15 It is asserted that there are in Constantinople As everyone knows, Dr. Humphreys nieces, Janice and Elizabeth Olson, topmost portion Is geometrically above Guinea hens, per doz. ...-^....$4.00 representatives of "every declares, water evaporates and is the horizon. returned Monday night from Cable, nation and every tribe upon the globe, taken up in the air as vapor. This action HOG MARKET. Contradicts Old Saying. "Wisconsin, where they spent several and that every language is spoken. It is continuous all over the earth While the reverse is not absolutely Memo to You weeks. Medium and Butchers 39.20 is common to see signs written in and the atmosphere would soon become correct astronomically, it is added, Packers $7.20 eight or nine different languages on very soggy if it weren't dried when sun. star or moon set, because Stop in at the Federal Bakery and bring home the bakln'. Dr. Archie Lang of Winnipeg, Veal, Sheep and Lambs the fronts of the retail shops. out. Rain is the collection, or condensation, of the s'Mit modification of refraction Surprise the ''Canada, and Mr. and Mrs. Frank Fat Lambs $8.00 to 10.00 and precipitation of these •^ie 1 c: v'li rotation, r.evertii le-s the kiddies with some cookies—treat the Veal $3.50 to 7.00 Marshall and family of Grove City moisture particles, consequently the exceedingly slight. Oon- family to a delicious home-made ON THE SCREEN Sheep $2.00 to $4.00 more it rains the less water there is arrived Wednesday for a visit with I-. ,s ihe Mirhr r.* ys are 1-onl Federal layer cake. Cattle left in the atmosphere, or the drier ''i'h's ntn'ioK^h/^'o the svni Austin relatives. fat Steers $5.00 to $6.00 "The Conquering Power" will show the air becomes. !i•' before it is Cows and Heifers $3.00 to $5.00 SYSTEM .*-'..1 r--pr. Contradicts Old Saying. 1 Miss Eva Perkins and Miss Lottie at the Park theatre tonight and tomorrow. Bulls $3.00 to $3.50 £F BAKERIES 11 The second of Dr. Humphrey's paradoxes "The Four Horsemen of the ?Nall have returned home after spending Canners and" cutters $1.50 to $2.00 seems flatly to contradict the several days with Dr. and Mrs. Apocalypse," adapted from the famous Will Never Grow Old. old saying "whatever gops up must MARKET PLACE young woman can't help thinking A Ibanez masterpiece, had a rush JL M. Lewis at their cottage at come down." However, as the writer that she will never grow old, because iBeaver Lake. and sweeping magnificence that expresses it, vertical circulation in the before the time comes for that long evoked a sense of the massive power atmosphere is only gravitational action, Mower County News there will be a change in the laws of Visits in Wisconsin—County Agent consisting in the sinking of relatively of Homer and Dante. "The Conquering nature. One Cent Per Word Per Insertion 'F. L. Liebenstein is spending a few cold and therefore dense air, Power," the screen adaptation of Minimum Charge Twenty-five cents. and rising of warm and light air. Contracted «days with his parents in Sheboygan Balzac's novel "Eugenie Grandet," Ten Cents Collection Charge Will Br She Saw Him. How are your heirs air descends, expanded air •county, Wisconsin. He will return to differs materially from the first it Added for all ads not paid for in advance. First Sorority Sister—"I'm sorry I ascends. Therefore^ mass for mass, Austin the first of next week. Readers or locals not run in presents a cross-section of the people couldn't have tea witfe you, dear, but the volume of ascending air is always likely to view the way this column will be charged at the you see—er—I had a class/' Second in a tiny French village, revealing larger than that descending. Mrs. F. W. Shellman and children rate of 10 cents per line. Sorority Sister—"Yes, darling, I saw the inner psychological workings ofsome The third paradox is merely a way you divide your property? left Wednesday for Fort Dodge, him some clas^!"—Judge. WANTED—Men to take orders for fascinatingly odd and divergent stating that the warmest part of Of ^vhere she will visit relatives for a Coal. We sell direct from Mine to types: a miser, a cowed, helpless "couple of weeks. Her mother, who Consumer. For details write Chris wife, a gay Parisian flaneui% a martyred Human nature is to be dealt with in Gillstrap, Crystal Lake, Iowa. las been visiting here, will return to Railroad Control daughter, a bankrupt father. 8-5-p making your will and distributing your Fort Dodge with her. For an intensive study of provincial property. Contention among heirs frequently FOR SALE—Gas stove almost new. family life and an arresting story, it Mrs. Isabele Ryther and son, Lester, Dial 7434. Adv. 8-3-c occurs. is unparalleled. June Mathis, who returned home from the cities Railroad Earnings—-represented by freight and passenger Thursday night." Miss Aleen Metalf made the adaptation* of the Ibanez FOR SALE!—One I. Case threshing rates—are controlled by the Interstate Commerce Fortify your estate against this possibility machine good-condition, twenty-iive novel, also scenarioized "The Conquering Commission. accompanied them home for a by appointing a strong, responsible organization 'horse power. Call C. W. Rosenthal. Power." few days' visit before returning to Wages—over 60 percent of a road's expenses—are controlled Dial 2539. Adv. 8r3-c to carry out your wishes. f. Jier home at Stewartviile. by the United States Railroad Labor Board. "The Barnstormer," Charles Ray's FOR SAL^—-Hudson seven passerP Prices of materials are controlled by conditons in other Dr. and Mrs. O. H. Hegge and son, ger touring car and a Buick roadster. latest picture, is a tale of the actor of industries. V' Both cars in first class condition. Holve, and daughter, Valfried, and long ago—-the actor who played only Will take secured notes or The Commission haswset 5% per cent as the maximum net Mr. and Mrs. Harold Williams left one-night stands thruout the country, sell on time with good security. This institution is Operating.Income, out of which to pay Interest, Cost of "Wednesday for Clear, Lake, Iowa, but never appeared on Broadway. Dr. C. F. Lewis. Adv. 2-2-c prepared to serve Improvements and Dividends—with-no guarantee of -wher£ they will spend a week at one The picture is coming to the Park" any part of this per cent. Pennsylvania Vacuum cup Bicycle as your Executor of the cottages there. Theatre Sunday night. I tires at low prices—World Tire Store. With Earnings and Expenses and Net Income, outside I Adv. 8-2-c Entertains at Dinner.—Mrs. B. There will be a Moonlight Picnic at their control, the ""efforts of railroad executives (subject ii #r Capritz entertained last evening at a F. W. Peterson's mile East and V2 The First National Bank of Austin Bicycle tires, the Pennsylvania to the additional restrictive control of various states) mile north of Walters,. ,T"^sday even fonr-course dinner party in honor of rand at reasonable prices—World -_{ are necessarily limited to the operating problem of affording 1 ing, August.:!. Ladies kindly bring Tire Store. Adv.-8-2-c Hazel Palletier of St. Paul. Mia* Capital & Surplus $300,000.00 efficient^ seryice under adverse conditions. baskets. A handsome prize will be Coverf! were laid for eight. The Stray bull came to my place July ?iven to lady whose basket brings the Over Three Million Dollars Resources Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway table Was beautifully decorated with, largest- amount.- Ice cream, cake and 12, about 3 years old, black poll. large Owner must prove property and pay coffee will be served. .Good program, Organized 1868. a of roses a center- bowl for Male Quartette, clarinet and Vocal expenses of keeping animal. Emil H. ptece* After dinner music and a social ^53 TO PUGET SOUND—ELECTRIFIEE solos, and reading. Be sufce to come. Hitcemann, Waltham,\Minn. time were enjoyed. ~/*'v .* 8-1 Advertisement Adv- 8-1-p ifK rfifl .. ~V- ... ...A J. uK I. t'-gl I i^-» II