jSiiwar •0ummm -J::l--''-"j".'li^c^iK «sk ei®r~i "W'Zt Zp !^?T XJJ^^»WHI!5580P81I96. *P* SI- l*N«USWWiSW '¥?&&&&•:•-• *, $ fiS 5 S A .. *& Thursday, July 27, 1922 MOWER COU^TY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINN. Page Fiv# :1" The Olive Tree. Bad Risk in Windows. Language. HERE'S PROOF FISHIN'S GOOD IN CEDAR The olive tree Is supposed to have Nearly every business contributes Quickest way to make an all-roimfl been originally a native of Greece, but bits of specialized knowledge to the American out of a new arrival Is to It* is now naturalized in the south- of common fund. It will strike many teach him to talk our language j&t France, Italy and Spain, where it has persons as a curious piece of information this field, naturalized aliens can P#. been extensively cultivated from time that plate-glass insurance companies form a powerful service for the c&q£d» Immemorial for the oil expressed from class Windows with black lettering try they have adopted—or, which h£g£ 1 J." ''l.J. I 1,- W the fijuit. The tree attains an almost TRIANGULAR FLAW on tliem as "extra hazardous" adopted them, if you want to sp? incredible age. Near Ferni, in the risks. The explanation given is that hairs. Government announces Ml* .WW' THERE vale of Marmora, is a plantation about a black surface absorbs the sun's rays.' the last census showed 1,488,948 two miles in extent of very old trees, Copyright by The Wheeler Syndicate, Inc. By this means, it is stated, an unequal our country, ten years older, unable supposed to be" the same trees mentioned expansion is produced throughout the was as little doubt that speak English. The other 89 per by Pliny as growing there in plate and under the influence of "a Lord Herbert Laurence Sheffield of our foreign-born population fepc the fi,rst century of the Christian era. sudden, gust of cold or any other quick belonged to the nobility as there English—often better than the nativfe* ,/ .-rr?r change of temperature a strain is developed was about his nationality—and that born. which may break the glass. was apparent immediately from his Fellow Sufferers. Dryden—"No, sir I don't know monocle and his spats. Every shopkeeper Gather Their Own Salt. what'whisky tastes like." Wetmore— along the Via Shiaia in Naples Heard at the Circus. Many natives of Palmyra gather MI understand. Since we've been reduced knew his lordship, and every one of Teddy (looking at the animals)— small their own salt by dipping- to this synthetic stuff I, also, thein" admitted that a more representative "Oh, pa, the elephant picked that peanut salt quantities of water from some have forgotten what real whisky member of the British aristocracy up with liis vacuum cleaner." to lakes by the bucket and allowing it tastes like." Boston Evening Transcript. had never visited Italy. evaporate. Lord Herbert was not only lavish with liis money, but it was whispered help Wanted. around the Grand Hotel di Napoli that He—"Two can live as clu-eply as one Cr- his daughter, Sylvia, soon was to be and we could start out by doing fight married to one of the richest men in housekeeping.'" She—"That would be Over the Hills 5*5 England. fine if we only knew where we could Therefore when the English nobleman find a vacant lighthouse." wandered into the establishment to the Poor House of the largest jeweler in Naples some The News job department is at two months after his arrival in the your service for printing of all kinds. city and asked to be shown some diamond The last issue of The Squeal, offi-. "Speaking of fishing trips, look at the Cedar within the City limits of necklaces, there was an immediate cial organ of the Packing Plant, offers the above, then wonder why go to the Austin! One Sunday afternoon traffic scurry to wait upon hira. Finally the following proof that there lakes for fishing. This string was was jammed on the Water Street the proprietor himself requested Lord is the way not paved with pennies saved. are plenty of fish in the Cedar river, caught by Walt Bergman and Dick bridge watching Bergman pull out Eastman-made Herbert to come into his private office if one has the ability to catch 'em. Taylor one Sunday several weeks the big ones. Among the biggest It may be the end of the easy road while he took from the safe a Accompanying the picture above, ago. A week later they caught another these two caught was a 4Yz pound taken by thoughtless people. necklace valued at 450,000 francs, the The Squeal said: string just as large and all on bass." property of a client who was in financial straits. If you save while you are young, you TENNIS FANS TO l,I would like purchase something to HAS LARGEST INCOME" build a wall of dollars around your old STANDING OF THE to give my daughter for a wedding age. You can have home comforts and present," explained the Englishman, TEAMS PLAY AT FARIBO and the jeweler nodded for the rumors peace of mind. 1 of the engagement had already reached Maw York State Gets Eighth of his ears. "I'm afraid, though," continued Team— W PctgAUSTIN Take Care of Your Dollars and Your Total for the Nation. his lordship, "that this necklace .. 2 0 1.000 Dollars Will Take Care of You. Southern Minn. Tourney is a little more expensive than I Owatonna .. 2 0 1.000 can afford at the moment. I don't Scheduled for Faribault .. 1 0 1.000 doubt its value, but I'll have to have a Analysis of Distribution of Income little time to think it over." 1 1 .500 Aug. 7, 8, 9. by States Shows Diversity in Per "Certainly," agreed the jeweler. "I New Richland .. 1 1 .500 No. 2 Capita Income in Different THE AUSTIN NATIONAL BANK will be pleased to hold it as long as Blooming" Prairie .. .. 0 1 .000 States. BROWNIE Tennis fans of Austin and Mower you wish and, should you desire to 0 2 .000 see and examine it again, I will be county will be interested in the announce New Yorfc.—New Tor® leads every Albert Lea 0 .000 2 very glad to bring it to the hotel at of Austin, Minn. state in the Union with aj anm al income emejnt emanating from Faribault Pictures 2MX3M your convenience." of $9,074,859,000, or more than that the Southern .Minnesota Member Federal Reserve System. "That would toe excellent," assented one-eighth of the total national income, Price $2.50 Tenns tournament, re-opened at Games Sunday the visitor, "but I naturally do not according to figures announced L. MITCHELL, P. D. BEAULIEU, Northfield last year, wll be held in W. E. HOPFE, wish my daughter to know anything by the National Bureau of Economic Without experience Farbault August 7, 8 and 9. Any resident President Vice President Cashier about the transaction. The whole matter Research, Inc. Nevada brings up the Austin 7, Albert Lea 3. of Southern Minnesota, south is to be a surprise to her." and without experimenting rear of the procession of states with Owatonna 4, Waseca 3. A few days later, in response to of the twin cities, is eligible to play $05,791,000 as the total income received anyone can New Richland forfeited to Adams. PARR Lord Sheffield's request, the jeweler by its Inhabitants. in the classic. Faribault—Blooming Prairie, tied took, the necklace to the Grand hotel get good pictures with These figures form part of an exhaustive The tournament as arranged will and found the Englishman alone in for thirteen innings, being played today investigation of incomes in be made up of men's singles and a Brownie. The photographic the room. After a very careful examination at Owatonna. the United States, made By the research doubles, women's singles and men's of the diamonds terms were ability is in staff of the National Bureau singles consolation. Silver loving agreed upon and Lord Sheffield had of Economic Researtfi,led by Dr. the box cups will be Awarded to the winners just produced his letter of credit from Wesley C. Mitchell. The bureau's report Games Next Sunday of the given events. his wallet when a girl's voice was on "Distribution of Income by Stop at our Kodak counter heard in the corridor, just outside the The entrance fee to the net meet States," prepared by Oswald W. for a moment and door. Waseca at Austin. Knauth, shows the extraordinary diversity will be $1.00 for singles and for "My daughter!" exclaimed the Englishman. Albert Lea at Owatonna. in the per capita income of we'll show you—or your doubles $1.00 for each team. The entry "She mustn't know anything people in different parts of the country. Booming Prairie at New Richland. THEATRE and fee should be in the hands boy or girl—how simple about this," and he swept the Adams at Faribault. of E. H. Kiekenapp, Faribault, by it is to make Brownie pictures, necklace and the wallet into the drawer While per capita Income in the 0:00 o'clock, Saturday, August 5. The of the desk before which he sat. A United States as a whole In 1919 was and how much fun. Plan Twilight headquarters and information bureau moment later Sylvia Sheffield came in, $627, the per capita income in the region and announced that her father's tailor bureau will be at the Elks Club. embracing the Pacific states was Baseball League had arrived and wished to see him at The officers of the Southern Minnesota THURSDAY AND FRIDAYREX $796 and in .the middle Atlantic states once. Excusing himself with the statement $783. In the south central and east Tennis association are: Pres-. Wold Drug Co. that he would be back very INGRAM'S PRODUCTION south central states the rate sank to Plans are being made to organize ident, J. H.. Wheeler, Faribault, Vice shortly, Lord Herbert left the room $463 and $364, respectively. THE CONQUERING POWER a Packing House Twilight baseball President, Miss Theodosia Foote, and liis daughter followed him-immediately. New York State also heads the list league. It is hoped that six or seven The Kodak Store. Red Wing, and Secretary treasurer, of per capita incomes, striking an teams from the plant will enter the E. H. Kiekenapp of Faribault. When half an hour had passed the average of $874. Nevada, California, ELLEN TERRY AND league. jeweler began to wonder what was detaining Wyoming, Massachusetts and Washington The plan is explaned in the Squeal lii^ client, but he didn't worry News Advertising brings results. are next with per capita incomes in the least because his necklace and around $800. The people of as follows: "When all teams are entered, RUDOLPH VALENTINO his lordship's wallet were there in the the middle Atlantic states alone received a schedule will be drawn up. drawer of the desk, right under liis more than one-fourth of the Any game not played on scheduled hand. The transaction involved too entire income of the country in 1919, time will be forfeited except in case Made by the master hand that made the 'Tour Horseiinen." much money to warrant any impatience, and with the east north central states of rain. Any team can play any man An intensely human story by Balzac, dealing so at was not until two hours received nearly one-lialf of it. On in the department organizzing the with a miser's gold and his daughter's love. A picture had slipped by before the jeweler rang the other Land, the people of the team except that the Hormel Club for the hotel clerk and requested to twelve Southern states, comprising whose dramtic power and artistic beauty is bound to players can not play their regular know what was detaining Lord Sheffield. more than 21 per cent of the population, 1 captivate any audience. received less than 15 per cent of positions. The umpire will be appointed PATHE NEWS I lis lordship and Miss Sylvia left the total national income. 1 by the representitaves of the the hotel nearly two hours ago," was Farmers in the Pacific states in 1919 teams." the reply. "They had received a cablegram had an average incom& of more than SATURDAYS- from England." $2,800 in the wrest north central states BUCK JONES Sensing that he had ibeen robbed, the their average was $2,300. These figures MAKE WARM, HAPPY HOMES Mystery in Footprint. jeweler tugged at the drawer of the are in excess of the average of Tradition has it that the first Spaniards desk only to find that it was locked, $1,160 for farmers in New England, to land in Hawaii were wrecked' -IN- but a moment's examination of the $1,340 in south Atlantic states and less on the southeast coast in 1575 but next room sufficed to show that the than $1,000 in the east south central ROUGH SHOD the clear imprint of a Spanish shoe wall against which the desk was states. has been discovered in the surface of placed had been pierced and that the The total income of the south is derived an ancient lava flow on the west coast whole procedure had been, a plot to largely from farming. The south A drama of the Southwest packed with grit, gumption, near Honaunau, the "City of Refuge." a lift the necklace and make quick Atlantic states draw about one-fourth and "get there". Since the lava flow must antedate the getaway. of their income from this source, and building of the city in 1100, how the —AND— Lvigi Bonfi, one of the shrewdest tbe south central states about onethird. footprint got there is a mystery that OH PROMISE ME detectives in Naples, was immediately The only other group of states will probably never be solved. placed in charge of the case and telegraphed that is equally dependent on farming A Christie Comedy Is the west north central states, which to Rome to have the pair arrested. draw about one-t|iird of their income Sheffield, anticipating such a siSsSli fey -V' MICKIE SAYS from this source. New England and move, had planted two confederates in SUNDAY— the capital, and by the time that the the middle states draw less than 4 per CHARLESRAY QOKJT GO srtTT»Vi PEEVED police had found that their alibi was cent of the income from agriculture. Nfr. ViEVER. S»ee NEW V1AME ironclad the real criminals were well OP TVV on their way northward. Then followed —IN—. one of the longest chases in THE BARNSTORMERS BUT START ^ELUVA' OUR King Solomon's Magio Carpet^ continental detective history. {i|l Prince Ahmed's story of the magic REPORTER TYV WBMS VWVABA Finally, after more than eight carpet of Tangu, which would transport liipiiii# ^CUERE IS AW1H TVV REASOU months, he located them In London, any one who sat on it to the He felt the call of the footlights, but the lights went out £OW\£ POLKS GIT VAEVm0UE0 only to be met by the downright denial place he wished to reach, has Its MORE'M OTHERS \S TVVKT BLOW 'EM UP of the Englishman that he had ever WHY NOT HAVE THE ADVISE OF AN EXPERT counterpart in the Koran. King Solomon, TUSH AVJLOS TEU, US ACL used the name of Sheffield or had ever it is told, had a carpet with the Snub Pollard Comedy. been in Naples. He accounted for his *TV\v KiDWS same magic quajt|t£...It was made of HEATING ENGINEER possession of a number of unset diamonds green "silk, arid"^n it was placed his MONDAY AND TUESDAY— by the statement that he had throne when he ^wished to travel. TOM MIX bought them in the Argentine and exhibited Spirits stood .on the left hand of the Rememher-You do not every 'v- a bill of sale covering the king, and on his right stood men and gems. women. Then Solomon told the wind v.-: —IN— year. It will pay you to'have it To this Bonfi made no reply, but where he wished to go, and immediately THE FIGHTING STREAK whipped out a jeweler's magnifying the carpet" rose into the air ^ovr glass and commenced "to examine the with all who stood upon it, and diamonds, one by one.^ »4U traveled swiftly to its destination, BEN TURPIN IN "BRIGHT EYES" vu: Then, before the Englishman knew ^whiljfc birds with outstretched wings what lie was doing, he leaned forward ^fieur overhead to' screed the royal presence from the sun. and snapped a pair of handcuffs on Hear the Matinee Daily him. Decker & Galloway ^'Iiills of sale," said the Italian detective, at 2:30 What Would You Do? Augmented "are easy enough to forge, but My sister's eldest child is a girl. you can't forge a diamond—and one When she was six years old, twins -Park Two* Evening those in your possession has a triangular were born. Soon after this event the flaw in precisely the same place as eating and Sheet Metal Contractors Shows family came' tiome for a *vfsit. One Orchestra did one jbf those in the Montori necklace!" day when there wasf company and we 7:30 and 9:00 -4 '/The Shdj) That Satisfied were ail seated at the dinner table, "Lor Sheffield" spent the next Mary's chfldii^"voitte' rang out loiid Minnesota Austin, rTt (f twelve irs in prison. The girl arid clear Josephine, what caped. would you do if you had twins?" A. & £t MM inn |i iiniiiiini