1 4 -£*H •J*s3s* a MOWER COUNTY NEW& AESTIN, MINN. Monday, June 26, 1922. •-JZIi Page.Phwft'^r^i ofAviation Records?*"' MQWR COLMI~Y ELECTION WBM. rumL fit. CJ OI 1 A US'J IN ft ci -a. T3 -a A &o J. "\*a 2i: 'O Ward *8 -r-S- 0) e3 & J5 i'l a jS 1 et ct fc-' 68 .« •68 5 a 9) & WA ce ,d ft 0 bn ft .2 tc. •. 0 ft •ft ci T3 fi* '5 P. fco- A •H "X3 JS tS}' .i- r3 ft 1st J2 ft "8 iS (A J2 e8 •,:~U b0 ft I E1 JS i, o. T3 w- V©, S- E-i rH "3 cd •EH •--sit -tct -p & fB. bi •CO H. EH-' r| '"C. sr tr v- ft. bi Pet., -S' rR a. «s: "-S 1 4^' ^8 tf.". s. £3 .••in-' U:-m 2 CS A .CO rt' O T3 05.' B." .5 T3 -."..T3 eS jo i. 0 OH ai O) *5" tt .S3', eS X! PH +3 -r'-C &. Pi o.: fco "ft +1 C8 a *s '3 fcfl" il, ea tf fi "Gy. T) ts 03 t/3 (H 0 'a a *o •Ml CSV S 2nd .. ©J CJ O "eS OS 0 jr 03 xi- as ca- r-t rH',-' tw 5L Bti O CQ •5 'K xn Fn. S£ Frt rf-. O W v:Q- S •.£ FTI *State Senator— 'V, .. •§&>*'" v. r-, Nolan 240 ?-i4 227 300 173 10 "91 14 50 33 39 197 '49 57 112 49 92 12 23 •14 32 112 44 15 9 10 21 2457 6 26 8 53 64 4 "Z ~Thoe 92 158 77 .,21 64 34 10 23 25 ."•^9 -68 33 80 69 11 59 35 26 21 58 1 74 65 59 48 3 147 27 .84 42 38 2002 -81 *3* O -JTI" Wilson t. ............. 73 125 186 101 im ?97 O 13 17 "4 •m •,& 9 18 20 13 50 54 ^1 39 28 37 -5.0 34 3 19 57 57 3 20 20 11 11 3 36 36 1581 1581 18 3 '24 '24 -y Representative— I 120 147 17 "•, Howard 2151145 331 114 17 57 5 10 4 15 -23 23 27 "26 52 4 5 19! 21 11 16 21 19 29 31 35 7 27 37 18 49 1719 11 .8 ^3 Harden 41 66 68 49J 39 6 52 48 25] 34 18 21 24 b?4 38 39 S5 18 187 98 32 13 14 31 14 21 58 •17 29 10 13 24 16 1255 6 18 14 15 Dahl 75 96 170 68 50 4 69 53 71 10 17 32 23 29 6 41 87 36 57 13 3 16 92 136 53 791 32! 45 31 28 7 38 1699 39 4 10 44 30 r* Hurlbut ..... .......... 139 106 167 87 33 15 6 .30 17 23 45 18 46 4 io 5 *24 1 13 1 13 17 6 13 23 22 4 10 10 1 35 35 9 18 18 1024 1024 13 3 26 26 21 21 Auditor— 'R-:. Simmons". ............ 130 101 224 92 .95 30 92 38 41 34 28 51 41 1 38 49 115 61 35 39 34 28 58 •72 13 43 95 24 13 19 29 26 16 23 2050 19 66 12 1 Schummers 110 123 188 150 167 46 14 14 61 ... 11 60 4 13 5 11 24 12 24 21 65 15 5 10 18 12 29 13 14 24 21 33 7 -28 34 18 34 1430 6 Christie 37 85 85 50 27 27 20 18 18 38 19 71 11 6 .4 10 17 4 15 44 21 19 11 43 11 36 43 9 14 34 24 3 3 25 30 7 47 987 28 v-:J. Hubbard 137 107 150 62 158 '4$ 11 34 6 23 10 14 22 43 72 30 43 38 19 12 47 69 12 35 26 V'4 56 32 7 20 14 3 44 44 26 26 11 11 25 25 1479^ 1479^ Sheriff— Nicholsen 173 156 268 87 i66 41 *96 53 19 175 54 35 51 41 61 63 81 94 52 124 56 32 32 104 72 37 47 140 37 22 81 18 37 32 21 38 27OR 12 ,,, Carmichael ". 45 41 61 30 19 6 20 6 6 13 3 3 11 3 8 3 6 7 2 9 11 4 6 8 3 2 8 1 3 11 10 2 3 884 2 9 O'Halloran I 21 63 25 14 13 2 13 1 3 4 2 3 -1 4 25 5 2 4 2 9 5 2 14 23 2 6 1 4 15 30& 5 6 ••M*' 35. JSjZT Sadler 17 11 22 21 23 11 3 8 6 1 1 3 3 "2 1 5 7 11 5 2 5 6 12 10 10 2 1 5 "2 5 3 10 "i 6 241 Here are the aviators who at McCook field broke two world's records. Hagen 23 7 40 15 12 20 24 13 10 4 5 5 •3 2 11 9 13 26 10 11 18 13 22 13 12 18 12 1 1 18 "4 4 15 457. 26 '8 They attained an altitude of 24,206 feet, and one of them dropped 24,206 feet Taney 82 104 8 144 111 66 7 6 83 1 8 4 18 2 3 25 9 46 8 7 3 62 15 6 32 26 3 3 19 10 23 20 32 32 1011 6 6 *3 in a parachute. They are left to right: Lieut. Leigh Wade, pilot of the 13 11 4 13 7 12 7 16 'Hartmann 16 33 12 4 13 6 2 1 1 1 4 2 3 •8 1 10 9 6 8 2 11 3 1 .4 4 1 258 8 8 ,Kelley 35 87 74 50 163 69 9 4 33 3 4 4 6 1 7 5 19 10 1 .8 23 7 ship Capt. A. W. Stevens, chief of the photograph section, who made the 8 12 2 4 13 17 4 7 17 28 23 23 22 22 801 801 21 Treasurer— parachute drop, and Roy Langham, observer. Cooley ............. 77 164 154 106 93 30 8 10 68 3 11 16 18 -18i 5 23 62 20 70 19 18 33 30 16 6 15 8 29 27 18 29 13 12 27 34 7 48 1345 248 58 Terry 208 347 164 304 82 18 58 4 31 9 22 27 12 14 74 42 124 55 8 6 42 55 9 22 .5 9 26 36 24 13 20 24 37 37 2233 8 8 HARD TO EXPLAIN PACKERS' HITTING SImonson 5 8 24 6 10 5 42 46 7 28 2 35 3 12 2 72 74 66 17 29 20 15 1 14 63 18 45 152 1 3 57 5 25 1 2 8 8 918 Handke 21 42 34 26 15 6 12 10 28 1 15 17 2 7 .4 25 3 2 9 8 3 9 19 1 2 11 9 15 2 4 28 18 6 6 18 25 463 Green 7 10 11 3 4 6 13 24 6 3 1 14 28 32 10 5 10 9 9 4 24 17 13 37 7 13 8 11 8 2 14 17 10 13 403 DEFEATS ADAMS Lewis 34 33 79 59 38 10 19 40 1 15 25 ,5 15 9 23 4.7 7 21 2 8 6 22 43 25 39 4 12 43 15 5 12 'io 22 17 17 3 11 11 770 770 2 Clerk of Court— Sherman ........... 131 169 323 173 200 66 70 82 92 21 9 28 20 9 49 55 65 58 32 23 12 26 901131 50 97 37 33 31 41 7 46 43 62 6 30 55 2472 Happenings in Life Stranger Kezar I....... 102 167 111 90 103 26 23 ,7 63 14 45 16 36 86 62 70 50 9 20 9 51 61 21 9 33 29 17 84 50 12 61 66 26 14 52 13 44 1752 (Continued from page 1.) Bumham 152 117 198 88 149 44 66 35 45 19 18 18 20 2 30 69 33 45 52 33 28 14 171 281 40 12 12 20 49 21 23 3 11 11 30 25 10 10 3Gf 1605 Than Fiction. Coroner— Henslin. ......... 35 58 58 26 32 11 126 99 24 32 12 29 19 22 11 66 90 35 16 183 89 49| 16| 231 52 25 28 136 11 38 17 26 25 -39 Adams, and dropped Adams' stock 12 11 13 1594 McKenna ..... 110 128 189 89 176 54 '11 17 .46 4 21 3 15 26 3 10 20 19 49 4 3 31 371 241 24 12 35 16 11 3 31 25 22 22 8 19 45 1306 way below par. Odd Coincidences of Wrecks, and in Morris ,vv. 136 131 198 114 101 *23 24 7 45 13 17 16 •'7 19 17 24 17 47 7 4 29 62 8 8 131 27 24 24 27 22 3 21 21 30 8 6 6 1306 Box Score. Peirson ....... 101 132 197 124 134 -•50 6 4 84 5 21 16 24 28 4 21 79 38 77 7 5 40 33 the Careers of the Ex-Kaiser and 2 37| 31 25 18 34 46 48 1570 18 6 2 21 13 39 Adams— AB PO A Emperor Napoleon. •Official totals for Dodge county give Thoe 1473, Nolan 126$, and Wilson 557, making the grand totals for each, as follows: Nolan, 3723 Thoe, 3475 Wilson, 2138. Phalen, ss ..4 1 1 1 4 In the second commissioner district the vote stood as follows: joodsell, 343 McKee, 310 Boyd 308,Johnson, 201. Kline, 3b .. .4 1 3 6 1 1 Coincidences in life are stranger J. Schneider, .4 1 0 3 4 than anything in fiction. creditT He is a living example of the WANTED—Lathing, Contract work line of the famous Milo ribbons and Testing Child's Musical Ability. PRIMARY There used to be two steamers R. Ulven, If .4 0 0 0 0 country jobs solicited. Roy Russell, virtues of using one's legs for the carbon paper for all makes typewriters. Musical ability in a child can be called the. Romulus and the Remus. A H. Schneider, lb 0 0 Dial 2650. 48-4-p ..4 1 9 purpose which nature intended. POST-MORTEMS When in need of either o£ well judged by testing_five faculties: few years back the former was lost these articles let the "NEWS" satisfy A. Schneider, 2b ..4 0 1 4 2 The English are great pedestrians. The sense of pitch, which is the ability WANTED—First class shoe repairing in the English channel. Within three you with this superior brajndL —r- Even in the larger cities, where transportation L. Ulven, cf .4 0 1 1 0 to discriminate between higher at 111 E Mill street, Noren's weeks the Remus was wrecked a 3-tt Mower county voters will be interi Is frequent and comfortable, Hawkins, rf .2 0 0 1 0 Shoe Store. 37-6-c and lower tones the sense of time or thousand miles away from the scene they flock along the pavements from ested in the offici^ totals for .the News Advertising brings results. Nagel, rf .. ..2 0 0 1 0 rhythm the sense of consonance, of her sister ship's disaster. WOOL WANTED—Bring your wool the sheer delight they find in using party primaries,' which showed the which is the ability to tell what is Welp, ... ..3 0 0 1 2 in if you want to get highest cash Many reliable authorities regard the nature's first means of locomotion. In following results: more pleasing and what is less pleasing price. Charles Dubinsky, 302 East following as the most amazing coincidence America we go in a great deal for Excursion Fares Maple Street, dial 6900. 43-tf-c the sense of intensity and musical Totals on record, says London Answers. Republican 35 3 7„27 13 3 sports, and find much pleasure and memory, :or the ability to remember More than 200 years ago, Dec. 5, 1664, United "States^, ^iepator—^Kellogg, Austin- AB PO A E health in these diversions. But we WANTED To hear from owner of a number of tones from hearing a boat crossing the Menai straits with 3275 Lundeen, 1317} /,Titus, 460. McGrath, ss, rf ... 6 0 good farm for sale. State cash are not a walking race. We are passing are lower this season than them once. Those qualifications are eighty-one passengers encountered a price, full particulars. D. F. Bush, Governor—Preus, Ellsworth, Chapman, 2b 4 up one of the simplest, easiest and 2 for many years. Now is probably I in large measure inherited, terrific gale and foundered. The only Minneapolis, Minn. cheapest forms of exercise known, and 2145. __ Dietrich, 3b 2 0 your opportunity to for very young children sometimes man to escape death was a Hugh Williams. 35, 37, 39, 41,43-p our digestions and tempers are paying Lieutenant Governoit^-Collins 3589 Meany, cf 5 2 h«va them.—Youth's Companion. Forget Business the price of our pedal laziness. WANTED— WOOL! WOOL! WOOL! Ahlstrom, 1310. Barr, rf 3 *0 More than 100 years later, Dec. 5, MARKET PLACE Highest market price paid at A. Maynard, ss Secretary of St^te—Holm, 3203 .2 1 for a while—take a vacation—you 1780, another vessel, with a large number Usem's office—213 E. Mill Street. The Oldest Donkey. Kaufman,If Keller, 1768. .5 1 of passengers, sank in the same will return Dial office 5334. Residence 8344. A cat is said to have nine lives. Wengert, State Auditor—Chase, 3228 Magnusson, 14 circumstances, and in, the same spot. 43-tf-c .6 Mower "County News greatly refreshed in mind How many lias a donkey? All the passengers.were drowned except" 1491. Dugan, lb .6 7 and body. Any ticket According to Sam Weller, "nobody HELP WANTED: Correspondents One Cent Per Word Per Insertion. one: His name wasri Hugh Wilam Gute, ... Attorney General?—Larson, .151 .5 0 agent will give you full ever sow a dead donkey," but donkeys wanted all over Mower -County by Minimam Charge Twenty-five cents. Hilton, the Mower County News. If you like information. do die, and the claim of a Camberwel] Ten Cents Collection Charge Will Be Again, Dec. 5, 1820, a boat carrying Totals 44 20 21 27 11 3 Railroad and warehouse Jcommissioner—Bundlie, to write or think you can write coster that his donkey, aged forty, is Added for all ads not paid for in advance. ChlcaLgo thirty people, sank in the same spot. news, inquire at the News office 1367 Bowen, 3199. Readers or locals not run in. Summary— Home run, Barr three the oldest donkey in the world may be The sole survivor was a Hugh Williams. about our proposition. See City this column will be charged at the Milwaukee & St.PaoJ true. Only one centenarian donkey Clerk of Supreme court—Kaercher, base hits, Meany, Kline two base The figure 9 has a peculiar connection Editor. 10-tf. rate of 1.0 cents per line. has ever been recorded. He is stated 2830 Mueller,,1860 hits, Kline, H. Schneider, Dietrich, with the career of the exkaiser. Railway to have lived in Cromarty for 106 I FOR SALE Kaufman, Maynard, Wengert 2, Dugan Representative in congress—Anderson, He was born In the fifty-ninth WANTED years, and then died from a" kick of To Puget Sound—Electrified 2 sacrifice hit, Dietrich stolen 3618 Levang,' 1473. year of the century, entered the army FOR SALE:—Typewriter Ribbons, 6-13908 a horse. bases, Chapman, Dietrich, Meany, in 1869, and completed his university Democratic. WANTED—Man thru haying and and Carbon Paper. We have a fine There is another story of a man harvest by month or day. Call Julius career in 1879. The dates of his birth United States Senator—Morris, 79 Maynard 2, Kaufman, Wengert, Dugan, who once expressed a desire' to live to Karl, Austin, Route 6, Henry and marriage—Jan. 27 and Feb. 27— Mrs. Oleson, 144 Meighen, 243. Gute 2 struck out, by Gute two hundred. Hartman farm. 49-3-p. both make nine, if two and seven are 12, Welp3 double plays, Maynard to Governor—Birmingham, 178 Indrehus, "Two hundred!" exclaimed his companion. added together. And the same number 249. Chapman to Dugan, Kline to A. Schneider "You must be an ass "I Got Real Mad When I. Lost My figures in his defeat and exile. That But that, of course, was a different Setting Hen," Mrs. Hannan. first on balls, off Welp 8 Attorney-General—rDo a n,v 248 occured in 1918, which contains one kind of an ass.—London Answers. "I went into the hen house one left on bases, Austin 5, Adams 5 Siegel, 188. .' figure "9" and two figures that added morning and found nay favorite setter umpire, Rounsville. together make "9." Also, he was 59 dead. I got real mad. Went to Fatuous Monument Moves. years old when his career as ruler Possibly So. the store, bought- some RAT-SNAP The Washington monument, solid TH EATR.E ended. 4- A lady writer in one of the magazines and in a week I got six dead rats. STANDING OF THE as it is, cannot resist the heat of the It has often been pointed out that Everybody who raises poultry should announces that men are failures. sun poured on its southern side on a keep RAT-SNAP." Three sizes, 35c, the letter M, for better or worse, .TEAMS v-: Maybe she's right. We've never known midsummer day without a slight 65c, $1.25. Sold and guaranteed by dogged the footsteps both of Napoleon a man who quite came up to all- his bending of the gigantic shaft. This Pooler Drug Co. the Great and Napoleon the Little. In. wife thought he ought "to be. Pctg. is perceptible by means of a copper Advertisement—June. Team-£. 3Jfi£ •.••••• W the case of Napoleon I., it was Marboeuf wire. 174 feet long, hanging in the Austin '-.'£3, f........ 5 1 .833 who first recognized his genius center of the structure, and carrying New Richland,-.* 4 2 ,667 MONDAY AND TUESDAY, JUNE 26 AND 27— at the military college, Marengo was a plummet suspended ill, 'a- vessel Adams 3 3 .500 his first great victory, Morlier was MARY MILES MINTER of water. At noon in summer the* Owatonna ....... 3 3: .500 his best general, Moreau betrayed him. apex of the mounment, 550-feet ,ftbove Blooming Prairie 3 3 .500 Marat died for him, Marie Louise -in- the ground, is shifted by v'(^xp§nsion lift:#'-. shared his fortunes, Moscow marked Janesville 2 4 .333 HER WINNING WAY of the stone a few hundredths ot an the turn in those fortunes, Metternicb Albert Lea 2 4 .333 inch toward the north. High winds beat him in diplomacy. Waseca 2 4 cause perceptible motions of the .333 His first battle was Montenotte, his VETERANS OF FOREIGN WARS plummet, and in still weather delicate The Story of a Practical Girl who wooed and won a 4 last Mont St. Jean. He stormed Montmartre, Games Sunday vibrations of the crust of the earth, Dreamer. took Milan Marmont deserted otherwise linperceived, are registered A A a him. His right-hand man was Montesquieu, by it. his last resting place in Austin LARRY SEMON France, Malmaison. He surrendered Adams. 'a'?v Sale Assured. to Captain Maitland, an^Pftl^: companions ——in lm'^T|^8o^A lboke^?:lbngIngly into Drro: Jii iif ai.' at St. Helena were Mon^ralon and A PAIJ8 OK .v'sto^'wind^ •vfti'eref a shining new imi.f* mi'WH JlOoming Prair M^rchand. His ma5fj|als ivjfele Mas4 It jfifir Mariryyjt, ^&<§Donald, Owatonna ?^yly erea -and,"ap^»fchifa'^ ^he proprietor, Murtit affd MfarceypTafld no^wer than His Very Latest Laugft^Mak&r. .said": "If ^o'tfilf" bitrycle "till twenty-six of his generals had names Waseca 11 'm growed up to be a big man I'll buy ^eginning^lth M. Janesville WEDNESDAY, JUNE 23— t. of you." V. Napoleon HI," "married the countess JUSTINE JOHNSTONE INew 7 of Monti jo™" and'-:. hls most intimate Richland 10 friend was Moray, and his tutor AUSTIN MARKETS Albert Lea 7 Moreithe of Montelimar- His greatest A HEART TO LET military successes were the capture of Games Next Sunday Quoted by Peoples Service Store— the Malakoff and the Mauselon tower. Dairy Butter 30 His biggest battled was Montebello, and Eggs 18 |-|jjJanesville at Austin.^ J" Th6 Story of a Girl who hadn't a Red Cent, but Possessed MacMahon won jlagenta for him. Potatoes,, per lb._ .05 f!!!Adams at Owatotma.* He drove the Austrians out of Mariguano, a Million Dollars Worth of Courage. Beans 9 blooming Prairie at Albert Lea. and madeuhls triumphal entry Flour—retail, 49 lb. sack...... .$2.25 New Richland at Waseca. Into Milan. He was repulsed before POULTRY "NO PARKING," An Educational Comedy Mantya, in his last war driven back Quoted by Smitn-Wrigbt Co.— to the Moselle"and his fate settled by Heavy Hens Knew It Was Jimmy. THURSDAY AND FRIDAY, JUNE 29 AND 30— Light Hens r.14 Mottker-Mtft Metz. •*-4^ In my high school days, writes a .v. ii W. S. correspondent .of the Chlcagq Journal, s-c KOOSt^S /I '.ci¥W.?&.&, m-M I had my nose injured in a football Octogenarian Pedestrian. z&isiVl '\v. 'VOU&i A'. & a s. game. Since then I hjEtfefiftl trouble Ti«^u^®S?se^ at eighty-t^), is giv-j A. Ducks M3^^6PEHlNG PLAY "oj' vr- ^4' breathing throi^lj, my noff. When I »rrrfanrrrft. rVrf-*-) ing- Americans In the Be^ishire hillsj Young Spring Duck -,,,..-,..., .. .is PATSY" snore I make a vfery peAniiCh^ise/Sit ....18 Geese v: .. n. v.: •. 'Yx a ISiSC €i an objlct^l^sbl^4n pedestriihisin which -V- ...18 which all members of the family ai& Turkeys ./ f-• :our nuto-bound and front-porch-loving Drama In Four Acta, ...25 aware. One day when I was not expected, Broilers ..... .... V........ A Story that Sumsi^p the Whole .Wild West and Pic-. race would do well to heed, a writer Our stag% settings, scenic and electrical effects are as complete Leghorn Broilers ...... ..... ....20 I arrived home late at night. stated recently in the Cincinnati tures Its Best and Its Worst as in any modern theatre. Guinea hens, per doz. .. .\ .. ^r$4.00 As I did not wish to arouse the family, Tiipes-Star. The distinguished visitor HOG MARKET. I made myself comfortable on the seldom uses a motor can^nless the Tuesday Night Wednesday Night Hear the Medium and Butchers .$9.65 5. porch sofa and went to sleep./I had Matinee Daily c£}g|ance to be cpvered jt|w» far to Packers-. .$8.40 hardly fallen -asleep I was negotiate on foot, or unlis&gspeed is at 2:30 Veal, Sheep tod Lambs "THE'WOMAN" "THE CAVE GIRL" ajoused to find the entire, family askitgg a necessity. -Viscount Bract prefers ^afmented 1,1 Fat Lambs $8.00 to 10.00 me questions and1 slLdwering me to hoof it. He is covering fthe hills Veal .......$3.50to$6.50 with greetings. My father, who is a Strong, political Drama. First Feature CcmodyS* and dales of the Berkslibre$ with a *3: '{j^^Two Ev«n^gn,,? Sheep .. .. .v. .$3.50 to $6.50 light sleeper and whose" bedroom win-* id is a Shoim Cattle .. dovv faces the porch, heard me snore most of Jiis companions. ^is health Orchestra GENERAL ADMISSION Tent located on Bridge St. Fat Steers .T $5.00 to $6.00 and woke the entire family and neighbors, 7:30 and 9:00 is excellent and his appetite perfect. Cows and Heifers .... $3.00 to $5.00 Children 20c' Adults 40c~. Jgf Opposite ^lk Hotel shouting, "Jimmy is home! Jim-' For these blessings Lord Bry*e gives Bulls ,T..$3.0$to$3.50 my is home!" walking, constant^ dail^ walking,_tlie ili Canners and cutters $1.50. to $2.00