|j$|. s- |p| 1 -jrbkk'••-»,I'jmfs* -a :.v "... ••••y. AJ. ,• «•**:.. -. "v T.:'. MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN. MINN. ym Page Four Monday, Jan. 30, 1922. ..- Mower County. News from January 1 to March 15, 1922. Wild Indians «in South America. Heavy penalties are provided for failure There are not ^today in North America "What's in a Name?" "The County PaeW IDDIES SIX or "willful refusal" to jBle if any wild tribes of Indians. In Published every Mdndfey and Thorsday, ,7 By MILDRED MARSHALL parts of South America, notably the at Austin. Minnesota. A turoon time, ROE AND GANNON, Prttiahers.?! forest regions of the Amazon, there Forms 1040A for incomes of $5,000 ,v F«ct» «boutyour name lt«hl»tory mean4' V. E. FAIRBANKS, City Editor are tribes of Indians which have not Will M. Maupin and less and, 1040 for incomes in excels/of lng whence wii derived lignlficance yet reached anv degree civilization. at yout lucky day and lucky jewel. $5,000 may Je obtained from Northwestern Advertising Representatives: Minnesota Select List, 215 the offices, of collectors of internal South Sixth Street, Minneapolis revenue and branch offices. The tax THE NEW DISEASE. SADIE away for a change Of climate, he suddenly FOR ME PROFESSIONAL "709 Exchange Bank, St. PanL may be paid in full at the time of filing discovered, while running, that DIRECTORY REDDY I THE FOX, as everyone knows, is he was feeling very well and not at ASK not wealth or golden store, the return, or in four equal installments, quaint name of Sadie, lately a very clever fellow. He gets his .all ilh \,h Nor right to rule my fellow man. spelt Sadye, has its origin with CLIFFORD C. LECK, M. D. due on or before March living by his wits as well as his courage. Just this I ask, and nothing more, "I guess I was not As sick as 1 Dial 2038 Sarah., It comes from a Hebrew 15, June 15, September. 15, and December To live my life as best I can. thought, after ail," he. said. "I believe verb ineaning to flght or rule, and Physician and Surgeon 15^?^:! One day while Beddy was eating his I ask not fame, nor high estate, I will go back hon^e, and if I have a Hirsh Block, Austin, Minn. hence came to signify "princess." The (Continued February 6.) dinner out of his bright tinplate he Nor argosies upon the sea. second spell of flashes I can go away X*Ray and Laboratory Equipment first record of the use of Sarah or MEMBER* AFFILIATING happened to notice that as....h.e moved Assistants—• I only ask that loved ones wait for good, for Reddy Fox said the third Sara belongs to Bible history where It he made little flashes of bright light, Ernest H.Morris, M. D. To give sweet welcome unto me. attack was the danger point." the wife of Abraham was so called. Mabelle Moore, R. N. for the sun was shining right on it. Where Your It was moonlight when Mr. Coon Sadie came into existence through Reddy Fox always thinks a great I ask no crown of high finance, came to the path that led to his house the Irish—unless one cares to believe deal, and while he was throwing the Nor plaudits from the crowing in th6 woods, and as he came to the W. R. EARL Taxes Go that she is only an Americanization light about the room he was thinking throng. brush where Reddy Fox had hidden of one of Sarah's many diminutives. how he could use it to his advantage, I only ask a man's fair chance FUNERAL DIRECTOR his bright tin plate Mr. Coon saw But for the sake of etymological exactness, meaning how he could play some trick To save my loved ones from all something glisten. Business Residence it is nice to believe that the CMEMBER on some one in a wayjthat would get wrong. Phone 2512 Phone 2213 "That looks like Reddy Fox's plate," Irish Sadhbh was the real forerunner How Uncle Sam Spends him something. I ask not for the pomp and power AUSTIN, MINN. said Mr. Coon. "Now I wonder how of Sadie. mm Your Money in Conducting "I believe I can do it," he suddenly Of those who rule from golden it happened to be here. Anyway, finding But between the time of Abraham's exclaimed, jumping up in such a hurry throne. Official Paper of Mower County Your Business is keeping, in the woods, and I wife and the appearance of the Irish that he Upset his chair. Then he I only ask that, every hour DONOVAN & GOSLEE need a new plate." SUBSCRIPTION RATES version of her name, Sarah had been I can provide well for my own. Funeral Directors When he readied his house he was Per Year, in advance $2.50 adopted by other countries and had (Copyright.) By EDWARD G. LOWRY and Embalmers surprised to hear deep breathing coming Six Months ........... .$1.25 won great popularity. In England Single Copies 05 from his bedroom, and not wishing Day Calls—Phone 2188 Greatness is wholly comparative. Author "WuMngton Gloae-Upa," "Bank* and Sara Beauchamp gave it vogue in the. Foreign subscriptions, per year. 3.50 Financial Syatarns," etc. Contributor Political to get into any trouble, Mr. Coon Night Calls Probably a cockroach appears great reign of Edward I and Sarrota de and Economic Articlaa to Leading Periodicals Entered as Second Class Matter at T. W. Donovan—5914 climbed in the pantry window. to an ant. and a Writer of Recognized Authority -ortho /r&>£y Moulton, who lived in a former reign, the Post office at Austin, Minn., under National Government'* Business Method*. H. A. Goslee—6637 He was sitting on the sill listening, was also supposed to possess a name /POX'S the act of March 3, 1879. Motor and Carriage Service when the moonlight streaming in which was another and favorite form Copyright, Western Nswspaper Union sK/irS* showed him two empty shelves. For ra. Liquor drives are beneficial to of Sarah. Sr*/£A7P. Mr. Coon stared, then he scratched CHRONIC DISEASES everyone but those who are driven. The French preferred Sara without WARS EAT UP THE TAXES his head, and then lie listened, and the "h" and it still continues in great MEDICAL Tayi When I set out to discover for you then he looked at the tin plate. vogue there. They have another form, A Lanesboto man who has been where the money you pay as federal By that time he had come to the Sarotte, which is also popular. Ireland's ELECTRICITY I CSAl sampling "moonshine" says he can LIVERY taxes goes I did not have far to look. conclusion that Reddy Fox had played Sadhbh and America's Sadie are now understand why life te extinct It goes for wars, past, present and a trick on him. apparently the only other existing Dr. A. I. ARNESON on the moon.—Levang's Weekly. L. BURTON prospective. Last year a little over 90 Whether Reddy Fox ever-inew who forms. s. per cent of the national income went Leave calls at Erdman Garage Specialist. was to blame for his fright Mr. Coon Sadie lias a curious talismanic gem that way. In the report of the secretary Even with three St. Paul policemen Co., Dial 2220. Hours: never knew, but when one day Reddy Office —malachite. If it is engraved with washed his tin plate and, taking it of the treasury submitted to congress Over 9 A. M. to 6 P. M. in jail there seems to be no noticeable stopped to speak to Mr. Coon and Residence phone, Dial 7574 ftn image of the sun, it will bring her under his arm, he hurried out of the in December, 1920, he remarks: Gas Office. Automatic 2676 decrease in crime in the Saintly found him eating his dinner from a peace, freedom from danger and disease, house. An analysis-of government expenditures tin plate he did not let on he noticed City. and sound sleep. It is particularly Mr. Coon had a pantry filled with for the fiscal year 1920, on the basis of it. ... lucky for children, and, it is said dally treasury statements, develops the things that Reddy Fox liked, but Mr. Cox derides the G. O. P. economic It was a long time after this that striking fact that of the net ordinary disbursements that a piece of malachite tied to a Coon had not invited,him to dinner WHAT IS FOOD of J6,403,000,000 about 90 per Mr. Coon discovered about the flashes. policies as attempts to better times child's cradle will protect it from dangers once this long time, and now Eeddy cent consisted of expenditures under the He was eating his dinner, and having throughout later life. Saturday "by resort to noisy methods o'f the intended to get what he wanted without following heads: made his tin plate very clean by eating is Sadie's lucky day and 7 her lucky circus." Perhaps the Democratic Purchase of .obligation^ of foreign being invited. VALUE OF A all that was on it, he picked it up, governments 421,000,000 tramber. Mr. Coon was sitting on his steps donkey rider is a wee bit jealous of War department 1,611,000,000 and the sun striking it made little (Copyright.) and Reddy had the tin plate under the Republican elephant trainer. He Navy department 736,000,000 flashes round the room. DOLLAR? his coat. "You don't look well, Mr. Shipping board 631,000,000 received a severe jar' when he fell off "Oh," said Mr. Coon, "that was the Federal control of transportation Coon," he said. "Are you sick?" the political circus wagon and evidently systems and payments way lie did it. Well, I don't see but WE WILL REOPEN "Now that you mention it," said has not recovered. to the railroads under the what I got the best of it, for I have Mr. Coon, "I believe I do feel rather transportation act, 1920 .. 1,037,000,000 a nice bright plate and he has nothing poorly, and I don't think I ate as Interest on the public debt..... 1,020,000,000 to show for his trouble." THE AMERICAN LEGION. Pensions 213,000,000 much breakfast as usual.'* It matters not whether you are a young War-risk insurance ..v~ 117,000,000 "The strength of the American Legion That nielit. after Mr. Coon had run man or a young woman, the time is coming Purchase of federal farm-loan when you must know for yourself the is in its posts,", is a declaration bondsr .....I... 30,000,000 ords and found that""year~ by*~year, us prepared wnen we went to war. About February 1 amount of food and clothing that can be by National Commander MacNider, from 1834 to 1919 inclusive, the treasury The three items I have enumerated Total $5,716,000,000 -department had kept an account that should be taken to heart in Austin. are only ribs of the skeleton of the bought for one dollar. Substantially all the expenditures —AT_ of the actual disbursements—not appropriations, cost of war preparation and activity. entering into this total, and a large A savings account will teach the value mind you, but actual I have not been able to excavate any share of the expenditures on various Austin was patriotic- (Juring the 116 East Water Street money expended—of the War department, other detail figures. But it is known of a dollar quicker than any other method. minor accounts, represent burdens directly war. No one can deny that. Austin the Navy department and for .that the war of 1812 cost about $133,703,880. traceable to the war, to past is patriotic today. But frankly, do pensions. When I got all the figures This bank will appreciate your first deposit We are giving service on wars or to preparedness for future you believe that Austin Post No. 91 before me I couldn't add thjjm up.' The cost of the Mexican war Is estimated wars. These -figures serve to indicate Storage Batteries and Oxyacetylene and pay you interest. In the bureau of internal revenue is as progressive and alive as it to have been $3,605,621. the direction which sincere efforts-,xto Welding at Lee Duholm's, they loaned .me a machine and an should be to the many opportunities The total cost Qfcthe Civil war, taking reduce the cost of the government" St. 409 North Chatham operator, and so I know and can tell the period from June 30, 1861, to to do good and promote the general must take. you that from 1834 to and through THE AUSTIN NATIONAL BANK June 30, 1866, may be figiired closely welfare of the city. The Legion can Then I-found Mr. Gilbert, the under? Charging Battery.... .$1.00 1919 the War Department actually disbursed at $3,500,000,000. secretary of the treasury, saying: be a power for good, second to none. $23,002,390,008.65. In the same The treasury in the winter of 192021 Winter Storage— There has been much idle talk to the Austin post has good officers. It has period the Navy Department spent estimated In a report sent to congress effect that the excessive cost of government of Austin, Minn. as good members as you will find in first charge .$1.00 $0,907,369,032.84 and pensioners of through the, secretary that "the is due to inefficiency and extravagance past wars got $5,634,079,694.23. Each additional month 35c any city. There is something, however, in the executive- departments. cost of the World war to us to that Without doubt there has been waste and That is a thundering total of $29 Member Federal Reserve System. lacking in the spirit and morale date had been $24,100,000,000, exclusive inefficiency in. the various government departments Will Call for Your Battery 909,759,041.49 for the army and navy of our loans to the allies and of the organization that makes it impossible and establishments, and much alone, leaving out of account the can be accomplished, and has already other foreign nations. to secure the co-operation of Duholm's Garage J. L. MITCIIELL, P. BEAULIEU, W. E. HOPFE, D. $5,634,079,694.23 for pensions. been accomplished, by the introduction So you see the cost of wars is going every member. Why not pull together of efficient and economic methods of administration I will let you decide whether any up, no matter how much money and the elimination of duplication and make Austin Post one of the DIAL 6793 part of the twenty-nine billion dollars we spend by way of preparation. and unnecessary work. It might most virile, most helpful and most spent for preparedness and for war well be possible to save as much as aggressive in the state?. $60,000,000 or $100,000,000 by careful and scientific prevented our going to war or found News advertising brings results. reorganization of the governments business. INCOME TAX FIGURES. The figures show that over 90 per cent of the total annual expenditures In making out his income tax return Runs Easier Loaded of the government are related to war. JVlMllI 11, for 1921, the average taxpayer Out of total expenditures during 1920 of about $6,400,000,000, about 5% billions represented will find a considerable saving in expenditures directly traceable comparison with the amount of tax to the war, to past wars, or to preparedness THAN MOST MACHINES DO WHEN for future wars. Of this, about paid on the same income for 1920. $2,600,000,000 went for the army and navy, The exemptions provided by the over $500,000,000 for the shipping board, Empty revenue act of 1921 are $1,000 for over $1,000,000,000 for the railroads, another $1,000,000,000 for interest on the public debt, single persons (the term including almost $500,000,000 for purchase of obligations widows, widowers, divorcees, and persons of foreign governments on account !l/ I of their war expenditures, and th£ remainder seperated from husband and for pensions, war risk allotments and wife by mutual agreement), $2,500 miscellaneous items related to war. An analysis of the expenditures of the first for married persons whose net income six months of the fiscal year 1921 gives was $5,000 or less, and $2,000 for similar results. The figures also show that the total cost of running what may married persons whose net income be termed the civil establishment proper, was $5,000 or more. Under the rev that is to say, the various government departments, boards and commissions and enue act of 1918 the personal exemp the legislative establishment, have not tk* Pt*«« Nsita* Ollf The Retort House Where Qa% I* Made—Here the Fires Never Go Out tion allowed a married person was much exceeded $250,000,000 even in the abnormal IIIIIIIDIIIillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllMllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllHllllliriilllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllilillllllfll war years. $2,000, regardless of the amount of I sought details. If more than 90 net income. The personal exemption Do You Know That— per cent of the entire disbursements allowed a married person applies also of 1920 went for past and prospective wars, how much had we been spending to the head of a family, man or worn to keep the world safe for democracy? an who supports in one household one We are all familiar with the or more relatives by blood, marriage, While the banks close for a holiday: •argument that the' best way tb prevent or adoption. war is to be prepared for war. I While the stores shut up shop for Sunday. The exemptions for dependent®—a ^thought I might find out whether that person who receives his chief support Avas true. I_ went back into the rec- While the grocer says "w have some ordered." from the taxpayer and who is under Mower County Kews eighteen years of age or incapabje of While the coal man tells you to wait a while. MARKET PLACE self-support because mentally or physically While the merchant moves on to another town. defective—is increased from $200 to $400. One Cent Per Word Per -Insertion. While labor in other industries is on strike. The act requires that a return be Minimum Charge Twenty-five cents. Ten Cents Collection Charge'Will Be filed by every single person whose net While the manufacturer goes out of business. The Reliable Added for all ads not paid for in advance. income for 1921 was $1,000 or more, Readers or locals not run in While the butcher makes you take"something else: 4 married person whose net income every this column'will be charged at the Motor High Speed was $2,000 or more, and by every rate of 10 cents ner line. While the farmer says "I'll sell when prices go up." person single or married $ HELP WANTED 4 whose gross income was $5,000 or Your gas company keeps right on serving the public/rich **10 .... more. WANTED—To^-he^r froin^pwner of v_ Hand or Power Washer and poor alike, days, 8,766 hours a year/ .-.: 365v* good farm fox^saFe. State-cash price h~. The requirement to file a return of ss —full particulars. D. Pi Bush, Thiais real, genuine service. ... I gross income of $5,000 or more regardless Minneapolis. Minn. 4-6-8-p Notice the Unusual and Efficient of net income is a new provision. Net income is gross income AUSTIN GAS CO. FOR SALE Dolly Block/../ less certain specified deductions for FOR SALE—Colonial Walnut Victrola business expenses, losses, bad debts, used three months. First $35.00 Unconditionally Guaranteed etc., which are fully explained on the takes it. Call 206 South Main. Second forms. floor. .r «9-2-p Returns must be filed by married E E O A E I A N O A S A S S O I A I O N FOR SALE:—Typewriter Ribbons, OpCJKER BMfc Hardware^ couples whose combined net income and Carbon Paper.- We have a fine mmm- for 1921, including that of dependent iiiiiimiHHBittiQUiiiiiiuHimmiiiMiiniiiniiniiiinifiiiitHiiiiiiiiiiiiLiiiiintiiiiiiifiiiiittiHiintriiiinuii/fi line of the famous Milo ribbons agydL* iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *V *i 'ISkiarbs# paper for all malces t^pewriters. minor children, equaled or exceeded 7tv\ ift ,1'^- When in need of either of $2,000, or if the combined gross^n* '^STQRETftiftjSAnSriES" 11 pthesfe articles let the "NEWS'r^satl^isfy tHi -s jj come equaled or exceededjr$5,Q00. you with this superior brand. returns is The period for filing returns 3-tf