?. *r**- tifT" MONDAY, MAY 2, 1921 MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINNESOTA PAGE EIGHT 6 You'll Never Go to Heaven, Mickie! MtCKJE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL Wmmm By Ghtrid SuffhiM i. .1 Ihte. LOCAL VASKED NOO MEEDKTf RON Hk\M\ U&NM\ A\_EL GUOPP'S Ot£ tH-lWEfc MvDD^eOUVC PENINGL "MKC OLE "tlK4 CAU WAS \AE R0AS6YGR GtOOD ^WBSyPeRFEe* eOUOVOOK^RDHS iTUVS A0\ GOESS HAS STALLED OUT WERE W ALF \4 TW ARIA FER tV* LAST Tl»AE\ UVCE WE\M,S-S AMLES tO "tVAE GAWUOK^, CLAS^VtSi VUL JUST KEEP AU WOOfc 'M ALEevS WVAOOER lUAtt ALL COOK KAE CAR 114 IDNMtt»REAL Bi\JN FOR. $500." Martin Fink is home from Grey "CVAE OLE GiTOUTl ~(W 0L£ CEKAEKVf KAWEfc QO\YS OP AW AO Bull, Wyoming. LIRE A OAVJG- A&OOf F00« "T1W9S A AFTER ALL) 1WAT \W1LL SUE Robert Despard of LeRoy spent SELL VOEEK ITS JWWOttDE* HE Sure is ANE, Sunday with Austin friends. IT Some OOMT THROVJ TWAT OLE AN9, CAR* Mrs. A.' E. Henslin and son of OVMK. Plt-E AVJAN I LeRoy was in Austin Saturday. VTS ALL IKXV T. N. Roble spent Saturday, and Sunday in Rochester. •"fcrSj. ..'AtaST Dr. 0. H. Hegge has returned from £vKA» attending the clinic at Minneapolis. w. Born to Mr. and Mrs. George Larson, a dau^jhter, Thursday, April 28. Ufa gb&kPce «*.Vi -j Miss Otelia Nelson spent Sunday 16^ in Lyle with her friend Hazel Muldowif. *j i" All Parties Should be Chaperoned But The Mrs.JF. I. Crane has returned home from where she spent the California winter. Mrs. Julia Churchill is seriously ill at the home of her daughter, Id-e-11 MRS. CHRIS HANSON entertained of families s^Ved hundreds from Davidson on Mill street. in honor of Mrs. Stedfield of Carrington, on seas. North Dakota, Friday. distress' the Money in i]i? Bank party to the house without first con-! Albert Hopfe and Buckpitt C. D. Austin, Minn., May 3, 19-21 of suiting mother. went to Albert Lea Saturday on JEANETTE AND LORINE RASMUSSEN has saved thousands families from dislre^ 6. There shall be no parties, on entertained the Busy Bees Dear Jane:—I've been so busy organizing business. on land. sohool nights. of the Lutheran church Saturday at a Parents Protective Society of Miss Isabelle Page went to Plymouth 7. All parties are to be chaperoned. "Science lias accomplished a lot new thirty their home, 303 South Greenwich St. that I haven't had much time to write so Saturday to visit her sister, The chaperone must not be a 1 to my friends. in water-power and air power. Nothing far iru MR. AND MRS. MARTIN HOLTE Mrs. Sauer. hisiory of G. C. dead one. The society is a sort of union with \he humanity- has Been dficoVered were surprised Thursday by twelve 8. All parents must back1 the1 for honest, sbeair Mr. and Mrs. George Beatty of a mutual understanding basis. friends at their home on East Bridge as an acceptable substitute teachers to the last ditch even if the Owatonna spent Sunday at the Dr. f/erberl kbuFrnan These are the by-laws: The occasion their second street. was teachers are sometimes wrong. labor/7 A. M. Lewis home. wedding anniversary. 1. The children cannot use Dad's 9. Refreshments for an evening car, unless Dad goes along and sits party should consist of two things Miss Esther Dwyer of Mineapolis THRU FIFTY-TWO YEARS OF VARYING PANIC, PROSPERITY entertained REV. ALFRED CRESSEY with, the prettiest girl. and a drink. spent Sunday at the Tony Knauer AND DEPRESSION, THIS INSTITUTION HAS the two adult clases of tfie STOOD A BULWARK AGAINST FINANCIAL STORMS, LITERALLY The girls can not Wear silk hos* Suggested menus. "home. 2. Methodist Sunday school Friday night A BANK YOU CAN BANK ON. WE INVITE YOU 1 Cheese 1 Crackers to school. in honor'of his 83rcL birthday. TO SAFE-GUARD YOUR FORTUNE BY BANKING HERE. A1 Wengert returned Saturday 3. Ten o'clock is bed time for all 2 Vanilla Wafers 2 Nabiscos A COMPLETE, EXPERIENCED AND COURTEOUS SERVICE from Independence, Iowa, where he Lemonade MRS. CLARENCE NOCKELBY kids,—sixteen or under—on party Tea AWAITS YOU AT "THE BANK TO BANK ON" Jfirat 3fatimuil Hattfe of Austin went on business. Pop Corn 1 Candy Hearts entertained the Bridge exchange operators night. This could be stretched to Apples 2 Stick Candy at a farewell party at her eleven. Mr. and Mrs. N. Serres were called Water home Thursday night, in-honor of the 4. Nine o'clock- is regular bedtime POP to Caledonia yesterday to attend the Capital & Surplus. Misses Paulick, who leave for California for all school kids. Good bye, Organized funeral of Mrs. Serres step-mother. $300,000.00 1868. 5. No boy or girl can invite a Mayme. this noon. Barney Miller of Owatonna was MR. AND MRS. GEO. D. DORN, liere Saturday, demonstrating milking which to attract tluT children there 103 South Franklin street, entertained machines on the Oak Dale farms. might be poster displays that would disease, and-sound sleep. It i? particularly Wednesday in honor xof their SPRING WARNINGS strike the popular fancy. The thing lucky for children, arid it i* Born to~Mr. and Mrs. Earl E. Farguson daughter, Belle, whose marriage to a "What's in Name?" to do is to get people to come to the said that a piece of maiachite tied of Waltham, April 30, a Albert Ruble of Ottumwa, Iowa, takes Things to avoid in the spring: store in the first place, by any means to a child's cradle will protect it from Sulphur and molasses. daughter. By MILDRED MARSHALL place in June. that will seem effective. The actual dangers throughout later life. Saturday '. front part of an automobile^ buying of books would come later, but Facts about name ita hiatocy, mean* Is Sadie's lucky day and 7 her TOUT when it is moving rapidly in a Misse Mayme and Laura Knutson MISS INA BELL was surprised on Ipii whence It was derived significances it would conie. -1 .1 ward direction. lucky number^ spent Sunday with their parents in her birthday Friday night by eighteen vour luclcr dav and luclcy jewel. "Let the womenr get in now," said Taxes. J-ftL (Copyright.) of her friends at her home on Medary Taopi. the speaker, "for we are at the beginning Poetry. ^ijO street. Alvina and Laura Bornfeldt, of an important apd Interesting Being a married man when spnncr SADIE. Mr. and Mrs. M. C. Tifft of Minneapolis expansion of retail bookselling. The practice of the Housewives' League Selma Anderson and Alice Choc served. starts. were guests at the Leon Smith more bookstores there are, the better A LINE 0' CHEER Mrs. Bornfeldt presented Ina XHE quaint name of Sadie, lately March widows. Ihome Sunday. each will do,r for book buying is a with a birthday cake with fifteen candles spelled. Sadye. has its origin with Wild brew. progressive disease. Once you catch By John Kcndrick Bangs. on. Sarah. It comes from a Hebrew verb Mrs. Ira Snyder is in Olive, Mont., It, you clan nteter shake It off. The Things to do in th6 spring: meaning to fight Or rtile, and hence •called there by the death of E. C. field is tremeHdous, and there Isn't a Louise Friend, Five, Honored. Reserve your place for 1:30 P. carn^ to signify "princess.". The first Stark, her son-in-law. more int'eresfting profession in the HOW FARES THE LEAF? Saturday afternoons, at the links for Little Louise Friend, five years old record of the use of Sarah or Sara world."' the summer. It's going to be a great and a pupil at the Corning school under belongs to Bible history where the HOW The Good Cheer Girls of St. Olaf The line forms at the right—don't season for the Green Wreckers* fares the leaf that you the supervision of Miss Gina wife of Abraham was so called. Lutheran church will meet at the Union. turned o'er ^rovrd. please/" Sadie came into existence through Wliefc! 'glad New Tear first Thompson, is the proud possesor of Have your Blue Book taken down •church tonight for their Cantata rehearsal. (Copyright) showed-hec face the Irish—unless one came to believe and tighten all around and missing the only certificate of honor for perfect Today what* seems to be the score that she is only an Americanization of parts put in. Leave the car alone. attendance in the school. She No mortal Hand can e'er erase? You may want to run it. one of Sarah's many diminutives. But Mr. and Mrs. Will Gleason of Mason has not been absent or tardy fof a Make out your Christmas list. for the sake of etymological exactness, 'Tls withered? And your promise City, Iowa, spent the week-end year. Start training- for summer weekend fair ii It Is nice to believe that the Irish •with Mrs. Gleason's parents, Mr. and Hath gone* to glimmer with the parties. The private distilleries Other pupils who received half year Sadhbh was the real forerunner of days, are terribly rough on the constitution Mrs. John Redding. certificates are Lizzie Lea Friend, Sadie. v,' And many ablot hath fallen there —your own in particular. Through lapses Into former ways? Arthur Syverud and Josena Syverud. Plain food is dblte enough for m« But between the time of Abraham's Send for the seed catalogs so you Mr. and Mrs. Grundmeyer and son Three courses are as good as ten The Coming school, District 72Joint, wife and* the appearance of the Irish can select ten acres of seed to plant of Manning, la., spent a few days cf If n&ture can subsist on three, Ah well—too' bad. And yet Time's your fwenty-foot square garden. version of her name. Sarah hai been closed Friday with a picnic. Ttiank heavpn .for .three. Amen! tree list week with their daughter Mrs. Cartoons Magazine. I always thought'cold victuals nice adopted by other countries and had Holds leaves abundant to your Herman Johanson of Waltham. My choice would be vanilla ice. hand. won great popularity. In England R. T.'s Meet at Young's. be -O.W.Holmes. And if this one shall withered Lloyd and Leslie Young entertained Sara Beau champ gave it vogue in the How To Test Materials A fresher waits" for your command. Several Household readers have reign of Edwnrd I and Sarrota de TVIisses Grace Patterson, Ruby Mc"Vety the K. R. T. at a 6:30 chicken dinner EVERYDAY FOODS. asked how to test materials that they (Copyright.) Moulton, who lived in a former reign, and Anna Jenson of Cresco, la., Thursday evening, April 28. The may be sure they are getting their A was also supposed to possess a name NICE way to cook pork chops •visited Mrs. Electa McCullee Thursday. fellows did full justice to Mrs. money's worth when buying new which was another and favorite form for a busy day is to place them spring fabrics. Young's excellent cooking and then a Quirks of Children's Minds. of Sarah. over a pan of thinly sliced potatoes, It is best to obtain samples of the regular meeting was called to order The French preferred Sara without correspondent informs us that we materials under consideration and Miss Caroline Bywater has returned seasoning well with salt and pepper, by the .president. then apply simple home tests to find the "h" and it still continues !n great not quite complete our story about bake until the chops are well done, did to her home in Monona, Iowa, because Roll call found Howard Vandergrift, whether or—not the materials are vogue there. They have another form. the little girl whose version of the and serve from the baking dish. The of the serious illness of her pure wool, cotton or silk, or mixtures an alumnus, present. A lengthy Sarotte, which is also popular. Ireland's national anthem was "My country moisture in the potatoes and the fat father. of these fibres. business meeting followed the Sadhbh and America's Sadie teases me." He says she followed it in the pork will be sufficient to make Among the hundreds of popular Pull out a lengthwise thread and are apparently the only other existing with "Arthur of liberty." He adds: reading of the minutes. the dish of the right consistency. Miss Olga Jacobson, who has been also a crosswise thread from a sample "movie" stars there is one who is "And a close second to this Is the Even a small .family may enjoy a forms. The topics in the program, which and unravel the thread into the fibres "visiting at the J. D. Zerby home, has known as the "world's sweetheart." Sadie has a curious talismanic following quotation from the 23d dish ofv sauerkraut by covering a of-.which it is composed—cotton fibres is followed were short and to the point. She Mary—Mary Pickford-Fair- returned to Albert Lea to resume her gem—malachite. If it Is engraved Psalm by another little'miss. 'Surely will be short, dull and fuzzy linen quart of kraut with a slice of nice Recent Science, Lloyd Young. banks—*nd she is known to practically school duties. fibres will be long and fine. the good Mrs. Murphy will follow m* with an image of the sun, it will bring pork steak usually there Is very little every man,, woman and child in A Modern Man, Wallace Tollefson. When cotton cloth is torn- the ends ill the days of my life.'" her peaceL freedom from danger fmd salt needed bake until the steak Mrs. John Harris^and son who have this country arid in. all. others. Distributing German Cable, William of the threads are fuzzy while linen Hiid kraut are well cooked. Long, slow teen guests at the A1 Wengert home threads will be ^smooth and straight. Pribble. cooking of at least three hours makes Cotton feels soft and somewhat -the past two weeks returned to their Japan and America, Everett Carlson. SCHOOL DAYS a tine well seasoned dish. Another warm linen feels wiry and smooth. THE GIRL ON THE JOB home in Independence, Iowa, Saturday. way of cooking kraut Is to roll a nice If the-sample is washed and ironed, Critic's report, Russell Thompson. -spare rib around it and bake long and cotton cloth will look dull and fuzzy, E How to Succeed—How to Get E but linen cloth will be smooth and ^owly, adding salt if needed and The weekly study of parliamentary E Ahead—How to Make Good E Mr., and Mrs. G. F. Paulick and bright. pepper to taste. practice was then taken up with By JESSIE ROBERTS -daughters Maurine and Evelyn left Many siks are weighted with minerals Lloyd Young and William Pribble, Bull. I in order to make them appear •this noon for Los Angeles, California, Swiss Steak. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiliiR each in the chair for fifteen minute heavy. Weighting often causes a •where they will make their future Have two pounds of round steak silk garment to suddenly begin to sessions. BOOKSELLING liome. cut one inch thick, lay It on a meat split or to become full of small holes. On motion the meeting adjourned board, and v?tth the edge of a saucer When a small sample of silk is Mrs. Chris Voss of Whitehall, jWisconsin, and the fellows, after a chat and general ONE of the best known and most burned, pure silk will burn quickly pouqd Into.it a cupful of flour or more, arrived Saturday for a week's good time left for home with the leaving a ball of ashes, but in weighted successful retail sellers of books tuning ajBd pounding it well.. Have silk only the silk fibres will burn visit with her parents, "Mr. and Mrs. O. customary noise. —C. In this country went on record recently, 2H4 1 ««C ycaieratiy a tabiespopnful of suet fat in a hot and the minerals will be left, sometimes H. Lerud on North Kenwood avenue. in a speech made before the Women's frying. pan« lay in the steak iand brown, in the very shape'of the sample. National Bookselling association, Value of Tears. watching.edosely not to let even .a bit To flhd whether material is mile or A. U. Anderson, formerly of this He VusU as believing that an era of great expansion Grecian philosopher being asked A scorch then cover with boiling water a mixture of cotton and silk, boil a city, now cashier in -a bank at Bow"bells, for the small bookshop is at why he wept for the death of his son, and simmer over low heat for two or sample fifteen^ minutes in a pint of v* hand, and he added that he thought ISa North Dakota, is home for the since the sorrow was in vain, replied. water containing one tablespoonful three -hours, add the seasoning after "I weep on that account." And his women were' particularly suited to of household ^lye. If the material is •wedding of his sister, Celia. Animal Prophet* .. take a large part in this expansion. silk, the lyeywill destroy all of the answer became his wisdom. It is only Few be^ef* are older, or umpire wld* Mrs. H. H. Cory is attending the -sample, but if the material is cotton "I think that many who have for sophists to extend that we, whose women and silk, the cotton fibres will be left. spread than that animals* iufl especially worked as librarians would make firstclass annual reunion and banquet of her eyes contain theyfountain of tears, In the same way mixtures of cotton wild animals, havfc vforelcnowledge booksellers,' and I think that a •sorority, the Pi Beta Phi, at the University need never give way to them. It would and wool may be detected for of what the wesather la to be, and KlS«W good, business woman could not do be unwise not to do so on. some occasions. of Nebraska. From there she lye will destroy the wool and leave something that amounts forefcnowledge better than put her money Jnto a Sorrow unlocks them In her -will go to her old home in Fall City, the cotton fibres. many of them doubtless do small book jshop in any of the thousands balmy moods. The first bursts may be One Household reader says: "Last "Nebraska, for a visit with her parents. possess, but there is no jgjgfuson, and of tdwns throughout America bitter and overwhelming but the soil year I learned how to test fabrics only poor excuses, for assuming that where there is no such shop at present." ,and I have had the most fun ever on which they pour would be worse Rev. Patterson and family leave tomorrow 9 there Is a source of Information accurate since in finding out whether materials^ without them. £hey refresh the fever He rftdded that there was always for Huber, Minn., where they are what they are sold for or whether enough and of application remote a better chance of succeeding of the SM^ul—they dry misery which expect to spend the summer. They they are something else. It's just enough to give any appreciable extension with a bookstore, in a town that had parches tfievcountenande into furrows, expect to return to Austin about September like working out a puzzle!"—The to the weather bureau's prognostications. a public library, than In one where and renders us liable to our most terrible Farmer. 1. Rev. T. E. Carter will there was no such Institution. "fleshquakes."—James Henry have charge of the church during Rev. Yet it is possible for a clever woman Pair Play.' Leigh Hunt. Hint for Inventors. Patterson's absence. to so arrange things that ^her little If I were an inventor, I should try Heaven help* those who help Leading industries. store will become an attraction even to invent something the public wants,, selves provided they do not help According to the latest available^statistics 4a a neighborhood that "has not yet. The great need of the world is to but is unable to get, rather than Something selves at others' expense. the leading industries of .the acquired! a taste for reading. Special that the public might like after •wo^k hard and save. This applies not conditions are largely the renlt cortmttfr United States are as follows l. food programs and lecttiras could be arn jQbc cartoonists getting used to .tt, 6ut would* have to men helping themselves -at the •only to the laboring man, but to the 2, textiles 3, iron and steel 4, lum: ranged tor iri~the T&dp there should be educated ."up .to."—The Nation's pense of other men. Whether In business man of great means.—Charles her 5, leather 6, paper abd printing. be-a carefully thought out plan "by Business. 'T or employment, play fair. Schwab. 5* kit* 3M. A j'W-': fetmrs