hipibi&SIWPP^ ••i1 !141y T, 't- ,^3^3 S'~ & 4 ., =r^r MOWER COUNTY NEWS,' AUSTIN, MINNESOTA PAGE TWO MONDAY. MAY 2f 1921 BIRTH RATE NEARLY. &•} ternoon and surprised her with a parcel Uncle Walte WALTHAM shower. The afternoon was enjoyably spent Mr. and Mrs. John Shieck were by playing a large variety of games, DOUBLE DEATHS callers in Austin Friday. TALKS ABOUT after which refreshments were served. Esther and Josephine Baumgartner Miss Vollan was presented with were Austin callers Friday many beautiful and useful gifts, and Born to Mr. and Mrs. Carl Ehmke the best of wishes for future happiness. April 27, a son. Congratulations. Mr. and Mrs. Carl Faber visited at BUILDINGS State Board of Health Issues Nobody cares if the man who invented the Ted Schultz home Thursday etfening. jazz is crazy, but why should Returns on Vital Statistics Henry Wollenberg is rebuilding his he have tried to make all the rest for Mower County for 1920 barn, also building a new machine of the world crazy? shed. According to the State Board of NATURAL METHODS Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Fett called at THE DIFFERENCE Health, births in Mower county nearly of treatment are reasonable, not mysterious. the home of Marcus Knuth Wednesday doubled the deaths for the year evening.^ Do not let any one tell you this is ((T SAW you coming up the street Miss Esther Smith of Clintonville, 1920. Elkton had no births or deaths a fad or experiment. The present 1. and standing at the gate with Wisconsin, is spending a few days for the year. orgy of removing teeth and tonsils in with Mr. and Mrs. Herman Wresth. Mr. Honeybug and Mr. Playfair," said Births Deaths the wild hope of curing* any and every Mr. and Mrs. Herman Meyer motored Mrs. Jamesworthy. "All three of you human ailment surely is a fad and Lumber prices are deflated. Lumber, the last great commodity to 13 6 to Zumbrota Saturday to spend Adams Village were laughing so the whole neighborhood experiment of the most unreasonable Sunday with their daughter, Mrs. Arthur 13 4 advance in priced hasjbeen the first to come back to a normal basis. Adams Town^Jiip could hear you. I wonder why type. These natural methods are now Krueger. 248 138 While lumber constitutes less than 30 per cent of the cost of the average you do all the Austin City in constant use in all the Army hospitals The following were Austin shoppers laughing with 16 12 where the results obtained were frame house, these reductions mean an important Saving in building Austin Township Monday: Mr. and Mrs. Herman undreamed of before their use. your friends, and 16 1 Bennington Wresth, Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Beneke, costs. These methods appear especially N do nothing but and Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Bepeke and 7 2 Brownsdale useful in chronic cases. Practically* grumble and Lucille. 8 1 Clayton all skin diseases can be cured, no matter •cowl at home. I Building labor is more efficient. A reduction in the wage scale is how chronic or incurable they 7 4 NEWRY Dexter Village haven't seen you have heretofore been considered. The less important than a full day's work for a flag's-pay. Increased efficiency 15 1 Dexter Township laugh in the house same is true of many other conditions. Sandy Noble is on the sick list. has already brought about a substantial reduction in costs. 0 0 Elkton in five years, as John Fiebiger is a very busy man 11 6 Frankford We use electrical, mechanical, spinal you laughed out this week. "V 8 12 and other proven useful methods. Grand Meadow Village Rudolph Magnuson is the owner of there with those You can build now with confidence. Deliveries of material are certain, We are thoroly trained in the use of anew Ford automobile. 5 men." Grand Meadow Township 8 Homeopathic and Allopathic medicines Blooming Prairie had a very big prices canjbe protected against advances, and building labor i$ "There's nothing 16 6 Lansing and give them in a few cases day, Wednesday, April 20. available. No longer is it necessary to build on the "cost-plus" plan. in this house 10 LeRoy Village 12 Where we know they will help our patient. Albert Luthi has a new electric to laugh at," replied 20 6 Heavy doses of drugs only add LeRoy Township De Laval cream separator. Jamesworthy. another poison for the body to get Jim Lester and family are on the Lodi 11 1 There are good reasons why many people should build homes for rid of. "Jim sick list but are recovering. Lyle Village 5 11 Ella Magnuson is helping Mrs. Pete themselves. If you have been thinking about building we invite you to Honeybug is a good story-teller, and be VA E. ARNESON, M. D. Lyle Township 12 4 Egvette with her house cleaning. Specializing in"Natural Therapeutics. was telling us a bully yarn, and for talk it over with usupersonally. We will gladly help in meeting any of 0 Marshall Township 6 Miss Gladys Cunningham is visiting Office over Austin Furniture Store. a brief season we forgot the burdens your building problems and our friendly counsel and assistance will not with her sister for a few days. (Opposite Fox Hotel) Main Street. Nevada 12 4 laid upon us, which are greater than 32-tf-c obligate you in any way. School in Red Oak district closed 9 Pleasant Valley 4 we can bear. If you could tell a story Saturday with a picnic. Miss Blanche 23 7 as well as Honeybug does, I'd fill these Racine Peterson is teacher. ancestral halls with silvery laughter, 18 Red Rock 2 Miss Clara Lostegaard and Miss HIGHEST PRICE but you never try to say anything 1 1 Rose Creek Olga Christianson visited with their amusing, Mrs. Jamesworthy. You do friend, Mrs. Oscar Lysne Tuesday Sargeant 1 1 PAID FOR tell stories, but they are of a gloomy afternoon. 7 Sargeant Village 12 and tragic character. Poultry and Veal J. J. CLEMENS Tfruman Beck of Austin, and Taopi 4 2 cousin, and Mrs. Carrie Mason of OI^ACAR^LOAD^ "Last night, when I came home, you Udolpho 15 10 Red Wing, a sister of Oscar Lysne, 1 told a dramatic story to the effect that Get Our Price* Phone: Main 47 Local Mgr. Waltham Village 5 1 were visting a few days at the Oscar you had callers all afternoon, and Before You Go Waltham Township 20 3 T^ysne home. hadn't a chance to cook anything for Elsewhere Windom 14 3 me, and so I had to eat canned salmon ADAMS and soda crackers, and wash them R. H. JOHNSON & SON. From The Review down with water, and I insist that 586 275 PROVISION MARKET when a husband comes home from his Will Brownlow who resided four E. MOB 229 Street LIVING COST CUT arduous labors in the clanging mart, miles northeast of town came to town BY HOME GARDEN Friday forenoon and-seemed perfectly so empty that his watch chain makes a well, was taken sick suddenly with a clanking sound when it flaps against stroke of paralysis and was taken The home garden, whether in town his spine, he should have warm victuals, home immediately and passed away or in country, means better living and something he can consume with at seven o'clock in the evening. He pleasure and pride. The fact that yon lower living costs. leaves a wife and four children to had an invasion of callers is a cheap "The first thing to do in making a mourn his loss. Funeral was held excuse. garden," says R. S. Mackintosh of the Monday at LeRoy cemetery. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Cronan and baby "My sainted mother never would horticultural staff at University Farm, spent Sunday with Austin relatives. have permitted any callers to interfere is to make plans which will be in Miss Loretta Lamping of Austin with her management of the cookstove. keeping with the size of the space was guest at they Nick Reinartz She'realized that her old man available for a garden. Vegetables home last Wednesday. kept the shebang going, and that he The infant daughter of, Mr. and suitable for a small garden are dwarf should have the right of way. If any Mrs. J. B. Fink was baptised Pauline beans, beets, carrots, lettuce, onions, old hens happened to be in the house Veronica, in S^t. Peter's church last dwarf peas, radishes, spinach, tomatoes when grub time approached, my mother Sunday. and turnips. The larger gardens Austin visitors Monday were Mrs. would request them, firmly but respectfully, Mike Christanson and daughters, to chase themselves, and if should have in addition cabbage, cucumbers, Grace and Marcelle, Mrs. Alfred Underdahl, they didn't like it they could lump It. cauliflower, celery, parsley, Mr. and Mrs. Jim Johnson, When my father came home from his peppers, potatoes, squash, egg plant, Mrs. Emil Peterson, Ed Krebsbach work, the hay was always In the and sweet corn. However, tomatoes, and J. H. Krebsbach. manger for him, and he never had to Volgard Myhre and Earl Larson egg plant and peppers cannot be wait five minutes' for a meal. of Osage autoed to Adams Monday grown successfully in northern Minnesota. "The day before yesterday, when I and spent fhe day here as guests of Irvin Tiegen. Mr. Myhre formerly came staggering home, faint and "In some cases two of the vegetables resided here. His father, Rev. 0. C. weary from my herculean efforts to Myhre, pastor- of the Little Cedar may be sown together, the one make both ends meet, you told me another church several years ago, is now pastor maturing early enough to give more story. It was to the effect that of a church near Osage. you had been downtown sizing up a room for the other. Sometimes Mr. and Mrs. Will Kiefer and family shipment of new spring hats, Just received quick maturing vegetables may follow of Austin were guests of Mr. and at the millinery foundry, and Mrs. T. Sabel Sunday. in the space from which other A number of young lady friends o^ you were so interested you forgot the quick maturing vegetables have been Miss Alvira Vollan gathered at the lapse'of time, and didn't get home in taken." "Getting the Orders Right Now," Geo. Hartman home last Sunday af­ time to cook anything. But you flashed MICKIE SAYS— a winning smite at me, and said It an address by I. A. Bern t, before wouldn't take you ten minutes to warm up a can of beans and there was some VJOSlfc*. \t ftxvrr MEVER A health-building the New York Advertising Club, cold coffee left from breakfast, and you MEM gooaest aixtiesfe had plenty of smoked: herrings on Bread for growing VIHO if hand. and published ifi Printers' Ink, contends "Doubtless I should have burst forth youngsters POOR LOM&! vefev into boisterous laughter over this entertaining that the producer should establish anecdote, but somehow it didn't appeal to my sense of humor. intelligent and scientific I was so busy that day I hadn't time to eat anything at noon, and all the rw«wrif price levels and th6n advertise, fie way home I was hoping you would have a porterhouse steak about three inches thick, and a raft of boiled potatoes, enumerates ten steps which shall be taken to and perhaps a slab of mince pie as an epilogue. arrive at the proper readjustment toward "The day before that, when I came 't home as hollow as a bass drum, and normal conditions which concern the I fairly gnashing my teeth with hunger, you related a humorous story to manufacturer, the laborer, the jobber, and the effect that your club didn't adjourn on time that afternoon, and you didn't the retailer. But to round out the ten points get home until late, so I would have to get along with a picked-up supper. he emphasizes the necessity for advertising If I would be patient a few minutes, yoji said, to make the story seem more in order to establish normal conditions. "spicy, ywd wowa boil aft %£& for &e, and there was cold corn bread in the :.s* E A cunboyd. Advertising is not an expense —r its a I "Such stories, Ttfrs. Jamesworthy, may seem highly amusing to an innocent policy—air insurance policy if you please f. T* bystander, and I have no doubt has been called the staff of life. they would make a great hit if written of a square deal to customer and dealer •A: IT IS! up and printed in London Punch, but there is something wrong with my Perhaps you don't know how really good bread ^is—how alike. 1 sense of humor, or I am at the wrong dainty, how tempting, how appetizing! Truly a treat end of the stories. Anyhow, I can't to entice the most fanciful taste or the most jaded appetite. Do your shopping in The News first-you will be better satisfied gurgle over them as I do over Honeybug's J* yarns." B?ead is the .most evenly balanced food you can eat—' not Joo heavy—not too light. It gives energy without His Status. heat. It is a bone and muscle builder. "That man is a human snake." Now that the kiddies are hi school again—they need "Why, he is one of the big copper kings." bread—lots of bread. Mower (bounty Mews "Exactly what I said, only in other And they'll need no urging— words. He's a copper head." WHEN IT4S— 4 FEDERAL BREAD Letter Printing Machine. A new forjn letter printing machine House of Service cuts paper fed from rolls Into the proper size, uses three colors of Ink Try Our New Raisin Products when desired and automatically changes the names and addresses for LIGHT LUNCHES SERVED IN CONNECTION WITH each letter produced. BAKERY. Flat Dwellers, Take Notice! 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