s* "f *r THE' StOUX CONFERENCE. A REJECTED MANUSCRIPT. CAMPAIGN DEVICES. back teeth of those whose votes I now desire, palled to accept the indemnity offered them A Zilar from Old Kalntuefc Who Is Kntitled but whose opinions I despise. by the Government. Former decisions of What the Government Proposed to Do for BUI Nye's Adjustable Letter of Acceptance to the Satire Bakery. Pura-Work* and Other Xiurlit Things to My lateh-string will be out during the the United States Supreme Court gives Sitting IsuU's mt John Grans* Braves Is ReturnedWhile Bright and Breesy b* FeaturesPretty Vaneles, Novel '"Tworin'79 when I left ole Kaintnak day, and I shall aim to keep open all night strength to this opinion, and it seems now and Ilow They Jtejeoted the OflfersThe In Spot* According to Mr. Cleveland, It Forms, Gay Colors and SurprisesA Sundays visiting statesmen will please enter an' squat on a good lay o' lau' upon Pins*' that the once powerful Sioux will be forced Inevitable Fate of the Bed Man. Is "Nut Available "-It Is Also Crowded Myriad ofXfew Hodges In Sliver, Enamel, at the side of the house, and I shall ash srik, a leetle ther most han'aom'st valley, to do homage to the sturdy, ever-progressive Out by Sir. Barriaon-Why It Was Objected The now historical offlical conferences between Relied Gold, 'flu and allk-Urllllastt one and all to please refrain from loud and in this yar county. I sot ther house purty American squatter. G. W. W. To by Both CandidatesA Small the Government Commissioners land Pytotvchnj, Balloons, Bombs and boisterous language in the hall as they gc near the crik, an* a-thinkin' ther crik might but Highly Autematlo Platform. VocophonesPut in a Niokie aud Take the Sioux chiefs at Pine Ridge and Standing A MONSTER ORGAN. away, even though there should be annoying git on a rampage in thaw-time, I sot ther Out Your Candidate. Hock agencies have come to a close without OME time ago I prepared complications in identifying urubrellai house on tree-posts, cut erloug thcrcrikv accomplishing any tangible results. Contrary The Magnificent Instrument To Be Placed the following Tn no preceding campaign has there ever left in the hall-rack and quids of tobaccc 'beout two foot up. In the Great Auditorium Building to the opinion entertained by Indian general draft of a letter been such a i ealth of invention displayed UU on the stair-rail. Let each take such "Wal, when I went tor plantin", an* in Chicago. officials and railway magnates, the Indians of acceptance to be in political devices as has already been umbrella and tobacco as 6hall be allotted tc June, fer a fac, pertaters 'ud begin terhustle refused to entertain the offers of the Gov Tho Auditorium Company has placed au used by either Presidential shown in the present one, says the New him without repining, and thus elevate and afore we got eminent, as embodied in the so-called Sioux order and made a contract for a concert organ ther- candidate as York Sun. The handsomest and most expensive ennoble the etiquette and tout ensemble oi an1 e'm kiver'a in bill, and emphatically protested against the of the largest kind and the most complete original and entirely button yet brought out is, by the our National political systema system ol corn, why, ye never conditions of the act. appointment in every respect. The without credit to me presencoof the subdued pun that item* which we are all so justly proud. heerd s*ch a racket t, specifications have been matured under the The substance of the Sioux bill, condensed upon payment of a bodies, exclusively for Democrats, andean WLe I trust that one and all will feel free tc cudn't sleep o'* supervision of Clarence Eddy. The enumeration into a few words, is an offer to the Sioux Indians small sum barely covering not possibly bo filched for Republican nights, ther corn made* come and bring their dinners until November, of particular calls for four manuali that the Government take 11,000,000 the actual time adornment. It is of solid sterling silver. tech a noise a-jrlttin* for after that I shall, if elected, admit' keyboard and one pedal keyboard and one acresor about one-halfof the reservation consumed in writing it, The body of the North American continent only respectable people, and few of those up! Seen a crackin', hundred aud seventy-five stops. In the organ in Western Dakota, open it to settlement, and at living wages. I so drew it that in appear* in burnished metal, margined in by Prior to election I shall maintain a genera' bustin' noise! Ev'ry there will be practically five differ and set aside the proceeds of the sale case it should not be available for the columns seas of light blue enamel. Tho boundary social sink of iniquity, and I hope and trust "WAL,WBDOXRIT." thin' a-shootin' an* ent instruments or departments. The main of the land to settlers as a sort of guaranty of one candidate I could certainly dispose lines of the United States are marked ou$ that the various moral festers who claim wrastlin' ter grow! part will occupy the organ chamber at the fund for the support of the tribe the re- of it to the other. I thought, but little in thin lines of black enamel. Above the that they knew me when was poor and "Howsomever, thet'snothin' ter what Tm northeast corner of the hall. There will be did I dream, that it would bo returned by ii"prono is "Cauada," below the lowei when my wife did her own work, and who goin' ter tell ye. One day, tor dinner, I says a stage organ ol four powerful stops placed both. Mr. Cleveland wrote to me that *Mexico," and all the intervening space is now claim that they made me all I am, will ter my wife, 'Maria, why can't ye hev ther far back upon the stage, but played from while the letter was "-bright in spots, presanted as "Cleveland." One of these, call early, refrain from tying their teams tc table sot evenl Are ye tryin* fer ter spill the keyboard in front. This part is designed breezy, fresh and redolent of the wild thyme otitic ns costs seventy-five centsa fact the oleander, and turn oft their breaths on ev'ry thin'V an' she says, 'I ain't done to assist the chorus in maintaining the pitch, and catnip of a simple home about thirteen that may militate in some degree against retiring instead of trying to blow it out. nothin' ter ther table it's settle* squar' on which is always difficult when the singers miles beyond a given point, it was too general their popularity, but for people who can afford ther floor.' The house will be open for visitors immediately are BO far from the orchestra and so unfavorably in its scope and embodied too many them, or think they can, there is nothing Wal, fer weeks that yar house kep* ngittin1 after prayers and continue so until placed for hearing, as the greater word pictures which it would not pay to more onev'ner, an' last I says,' Ma- nicer breakfast timo the following day. Guest* number of singers in a festival chorus frame." Tho prettiest Republican button yet i rio, thet yar north post is a-sinkin' deownl*t and friends are requested to pass in througt necessarily are. shown Is one that is madoof colored enamels, fir. Harrison said that he was endeavoring She writ an' looked. 'Tain't no scch thin', the folding-doors leading out of the front For soft and distant effects there will be presenting the American flag fluttering to elevate, ennoble and purify the general Ben, ther other posts is a-nsin' up!' For a parlor, view the remains, and then continue an echo organ, the pipes of which will he across a golden field, with the figures tone of letters of acceptance, and so fac' them posts was a-growin', 'cep' ther out through the dining-room, kitchen and placed above the ceiling. Among these will "iSS8" above and tho names -Harrison could hardly use the one I so kindly inclosed. north one, whar 'twas shady. Why, cud. barn. oeavery soft voix celeste" and a "vox -Morton" beneath. It sells for twentyllve He thought a letter of acceptance see ther sprouts a-shootin' out! An' neow Memento pickets for making canes maj humana" of modern and peculiar construction. cents. should be something that would make men ther houae begun ter snap an' crack, an* be found in the hay-mow marked as follows: Certain of the solo stops, also, will Thiore are several now and pretty devices better. He hoped that when the surprise attendant twor a-gittm' dang'rous, 'cos, yer see, most likely be placed there, in order to give *.n lanterns and torches. Among the former upon tho sudden information relative Uwa'n-'t goin' even. Ther tliree posts wasa-keepin' them more effect. The motors and arc those that are triangular, with one side to his nomination, which, as he might TAKE ONE. tergithcr, but ther other, bein* dynamos will be placed under the hall in led, another blue, and the third white truly say, came like a clop of thunder from a shady, wor a-hangin' back. the basement. The entire organ will be itlids that are cylindrical, with a belt of slear skywhen this surprise should wear The apples on the large tree near the well "Soniethin' hed Utvbcdid, an' Maria, she's, played by means ot electric action, enabling ach of those colors, and some that are away, he hoped to erect a brief letter of acceptance are cooking apples, and not good yet, anyway. 'beout as cute as yell find 'em, says: 'Ben, the organist to control the speech of the globular, with many lines, vertically, of which, though cruder and far ye'll hev ter water thet north post. Per'apn most distant pipes as promptly as those hose same tints. more rugged than my own, would lay hold If elected, I shall favor intemperance only it'll ketchup.' Wa'n't thet an ideal Wal, nearest to him. The touch, also, of the full upon man's better nature, and, unless the Tin oil lamps are made for torchlights, in case of sickness. we done it, an' ye never see seen a racin' o* organ will be as easy and prompt as of a teat gave way, lift him up to a higher and 'hat, viewed ou one sifte, present the letter Looking back over our history as a Nation posts. Enside o' a month thet north postwar CHAIKMAX COM- single stop. The keyboards and the seat of better life. He also bogged leave to remain C, and on the other I am gratified to see that it is so much so as up with ther others, MISSION. the organist will be placed in the orchestra, my humble and obedient servanta thing I T., while others are it is. As time in its never ceasing round an' then ther at the side opposite the organ chamber, in mainder of the reservation to be allotted to had no idea of doing, as I now have all the made to present H. goes ever on ana on and on, let us so live house went up plumb. order that the organist may be bettor able the Indians in severaltythat is, each aseparate and M. on their op.ositc help, both indoors and outside, that I can that we may from time to time, as I may "I tell ye, 'twor a farmand the land-sale fund, which to hear the effect ot hia combinations than N use. sides. The say, add to that history. One serious objection sight, an' afore winter when he is very near one part of his instrument under the offer would amount to $5,000,000, poles from which Both candidates having decorated the to a new country, I think, is its noticeable ther house wor and far away from others. Perhaps to be kept at interest to the credit of the these are to swing margin of this letter with red and blue corrections, paucity of history. up 'beout four foot, the most remarkable feature of the instrument Sioux. Another proposition submitted to are in some instances and kept it several weeks for consideration an' ther posts a-put- O let us, then, look out for that before it will be the ease of its manipulation the Indians allots much smaller reservations shaped aud handed before local committees and ,tin' eout branches is everlastingly too late. Let us see to it, so for the production of 'orchestral effects. to the several bands than they now in such close imitati visiting committees, it at last comes back a n' a-throwin' o' that in the future, when nations yet unborn This is expected to be accomplished by occupy provides for the payment of fifty on of Springfield to me smelling of gingerbread, sassafras, them reound ther shall desire to l^ok back over our history, means of the twenty-five adjustable combination cents an acre for the 11,000,030 acres to be rifles that at night, oil of bergamot, sherry and bitters, visiting house, kinder embracm' there will bo as much of it as possible. piste ns. By an ingenious system any released, payment to be made in cattle, when carried in procession, statesman, and tho close, fixed and vitiated like! Thet's My 'r*:Tu joins me in the kindest regards one of these pistons can be set in a moment's wagons, tools, school privileges and small their Quaker air of a home band. a-goin' on five year to your committee and hopes you will always time to bring on any selection of sums in cash. character will hardly FOB THE DEMMIES. ago, an' them poststrees come to see us when you are in town. Mr. Harrison Bays that he did not rely stops desired, from a single stop to the be observable. And they only cost flft: President Cleveland appointed a commission, they be neow We are only a few miles from the station solely upou his own judgment in returning full organ and in the same easy way its rents each complete. There are others thai fin1 consisting of Captain Pratt, of Carlisle, hev been a-growin' and you can easily find our house if you the letter, but called to his aid the overripe action can be reversed or modified. It is have mu-derous-looking but innocent tit Fa. Rev. Mr. Cleveland, for many ever sence an ye'll will follow the crowd. We think some of opinions of several well-known political BOW IT GBOWED. thus possible for the organist, by the expenditure battle-axes on them just beiow tbo torches years the Episcopal missionary of Rosebud fhev ter 'scuse ma, gentlemen, fer I hev tep having a pink tea at our home Thursday, thinkers from a distance, among them a of ten minutes' time, to prepare or cocks in a permanent craning attitude Agency, and Judge Wright, of Tennessee, btart early, fer when I git hum, it takee*bcout and we would both be glad to see the National gentleman from the solid South, who assured all the combinations he may need for a long similarly placed. One genius has brought to confer with the Indians. They were hef 'n 'our ter climb up ter ther convention and friends here before him of the electoral vote of MissisI programme of orchestral transcriptions, out a telescope torcn, the only readily ap coldly received by the Sioux, and compelled house. I tell yev thar's sile up thar wuth we take up the carpets. Yourtt truly, sippi, and who had arrived at a state of each combination being brought on whenever parent advantage in which seems to be thai to listen to some very uncomplimentary talk ownin'."-Life. I pleasurable exhilaration from constantly Sign here|2r* desired by a simple pressure of the tt can be extended and carried aloft througl by the principal Indian chiefs, Gall, Had examining the political outlook through the P. S.I accept the nomination vrith pleasure. thumb upon a knob, without removing the a sympathetic neighborhood, while in ac HEALTH SUGGESTIONS. Bear and John Grass, who represented their bottom of a small glass horoscope. He had fingers from the keys. antagonistic presence it may be quickh people at Standing Rock, and Red Cloud, breathed several burning words into the ear How to Eat and What to EatSitting i The entire specifications call for an organ closed up and used as a shillalah. who was their spokesman at Pine Ridge. of Mr. Harrison without taking the precaution I am also prepared to furnish, at short Standing- In Improper Positions. of twenty stops and 1,569 pipes a swell These semi-civilized savages objected to the Pretty guidons are brought out. The to dilute his breath with something notice, proclamations, messages, both peaceful The hot pastry and iced drinks of this organ of twenty-three stopa and 1,723 amount which the Government is willing to have colored muslin lanterns, to be lightec else, and the General has been compelled to and retaliatory, as well as earnest, country has much to do with the thinness pip^s a choir organ of seventeen stops and pay for the land wantedfifty cents an acre fa up by candles, on tht put a little bromide of potash in that ear thoughtful pieces to speak while you wait. of its people. 1,210 pipes an echo organ of eleven stops and referred ironically to the fact that Spends of poles lito several times since. This gentleman got so My book of pieces to speak will appear just Disordered digestion in adults is often the and 343 pipes a solo organ with a full set Uncle Sam would sell it to settlers at 1.25 torch sticks, excep confidential that when his cigar went out, before Thanksgiving, and wiii be a good .outcome of being compelled or induced to of cathedral chimes, to be hung above the per acre a very profitable speculation, to that they are longer which occurred a great many times during book. Bua. NTK. eat rich food in childhood. proscenium arch a stage organ of four say the least. All through the conference and below those Ian the interview, he became so earnest and, Up to middle life most people are careless: stops and 244 pipes, and a pedal organ ol the Indian chiefs displayed diplomatic cunning terns float broad pen withal, so confused, that he scratched his Son-in-I,aw Burnett. regarding their physical condition hence) nineteen stops and 630 pipes. It is believed and tact which was more than a match nants of the red ban matches on General Harrison's trousers. One of the least heard-of men in the persons who ought to live long lives have) by those having the matter in charge that for the Government Commissioners, who dona Their cost it "I do not write this because I wish to mur- Fiftieth Congress is James Russell Lowell's their days curtailed. The time to pay strict this will prove to be as unique and complete frequently lost their temper. At the closing only thirty cents eacb mur," writes General Harrisou, "but to son-in-law. One would expect that the fellow attention to the bodily health is during the in its way as the building and hall of which conference at Standing Rock John little more than ac show you that I have submitted your charming who could carry off such a prize as the vigorous portion of life. it will constitute so distinguished an article Grass made a pointed speech in which he ordinary torch. letter to others, and especially to the only child of the famous poet and diplomat It is quite a common practice to dose in* of furniture. Its cost approaches $50,000. called upon those of the people willing to Then there are th common people." would cut a large figure in the arena where fants with teas, oils and sweetened waters The contract requires it to be finished and sign "No," when not an Indian arose. "vocophoncs." Thes a good many men of small caliber make a However, the document has been returned when any real or imaginary 111 is upon them. setup in the hall within sixteen months When he called for those who would sign are trumpets,various- great stir. Mr. Edward Burnett is a quiet, to me, though, as Mr. Cleveland In some cases it is necessary to reinforce) time, or by December, 1889. "Yes," every man remained motionless on ly sized and shaped rue TOKCB: Ercn- modest gentleman, who would shrink from truly says, I must not think he considers it the natural supply of nourishment, but the ground but when he asked those who rar.ing from the cor UCAN. nothing so much as the necessity of making Exported Horses. lacking in merit because it is not used by .where possible, nature's fount should b* would sign neither paper to rise, every net ui to the trombone, all made ol a speech. He la a tall, broad-shouldered, him, "for frequently such letters possess During the five months ended May 31, relied on chiefly. man present arose with cheers and whoops pasteboard and filled with reeds that give athletic-looking Democrat, and his chief occupation marked worth and show little pustules of .there were exported from this country 4,009 For those who hurry to and from thenmeals and yells. He then, amid much applause them individually tones that a lively imag in Congress thought and intellectual eruptions which, if horses, compared with 2,873 in the same soup is recommended as a preparatory from the Indians, informed the Commissioners ination can find resembling those of severa is to chatinthecloak- encouraged and brought to the surface, period of last year, and 2,004 in 1886, the agent for the reception of solid that the Indians would sign neither instruments in a brass band. You don't rooms and write letters certainly afford relief. But at the same value having been 236,334, against 156,- food. For a man to hurriedly rush to hut paper, and that they would now return to play ttieso instruments you just sing ink at his desk. time this is a letter which lacks virility and 756 in 1837, and 115,797 in 1880. Of the meals and gulp down meat, vegetables and their farms, regardless of what the Commissioners hem and dodge the bricks that people wili Burnett, the cocaine repose. There are other things which it horses exported, 752 were stallions, valued :pie, without a short pause of rest for th* might do or say. naturally throw at you. man, was this Bur lacks, such, for instance, as a general tendency at 81,902 14 went to Holland, 45 to Belgium, istomach, is nearly akin to suicide. As the bill, as it now stands, requires the Experience has already demonstrates nett's father, and so towards the expression of thought." 16 to France, 410 to the United States, Toasting bread destroys the yeast germs signatures of three-fourths of the Indians that the woven silk buttons, pretty as some the name is not an Aside from that he likes it, and would use 117 to British North America and 150 to and converts the starch into a soluble substance in order to become a law, and the signatures of them are, do not wear well. The silk unfamiliar one anywhere it if he had more space and felt like it. other countries. There were 1,732 mares which is incapable of fermentation. must be obtained before April 30,1889, frays and the bright colors look ding} in the United exported, of the value of 87,570 291 going So I have decided to give it to the press ,Dry toast will not sour the stomach nor produce it becomes necessary to do a great deal of In a short timo of ordinary service. Foi States. Toung Burnett to Holland, 273 to Belgium, 248 to France, to fill up with, knowing how the great big any discomfort, and is, therefore, more missionary work among the Indians who ipecial occasions they do exceedingly well, (ho is thirtynine 422 to the United States, 60 to British North heart of the Nation yearns for a little something, agreeable to a weak digestion than any out for the man who wants to hang bis ban now) is a farmer tat the present time are under the absolute America and 43S to other countries. One no matter how meager, on the subject other bread. control of their Chiefs and the plan suggested ner on his outer wall all the time more by trade and thousand five hundred and twenty-two of politics, a subject which, I may truly A stooping position, maintained for any by an Indian agent to bring the Indians durable material than silk is requisit. The preference. He geldings were exported, of the value ol say, lies nearest to each heart and every length of time, tends more to undermine the to the agency one cr two at a time rolled gold manufacturers have come to a fine place neat 56,862 Holland took 399, Belgium 458, where else also. .health than is generally supposed. An Jand then get thair signatures seems to be the front energetically, and have produced BtrnNKTT. Farmingham, Mass., France 274, United States 113, British North lerect position should bo observed whether MB. CHAIRMAN AND GENTLEMBX OP TO the only feasible way of opening eleven scores of devices in pins and buttons to America 1 and other countries 278. We imported that he calls Deerfoot Farm, and he raiset COMMITTEE: I have lust learned by the sitting, standing or lying. To sit with the /million acres of the most fertile soil to public meet tho demand for combined novelty, effectiveness in the five months 4,538 horses (25S all sorts of delicacies for the Boston market merest accident that I was nominated some [body leaning forward on the stomach or on settlement. [Since this article was written, and durability. They affirm stallions, 512 mares and 3.737 geldings), His Deerfoot sausage has a good name fat ten weeks ago as a candidate for the Presidency ,one side, with the heels elevated on a level this mode of procedure has been adoptwith that the material they employ will keep its against 4,493 in 18S7, the value having been and wide, and his election to Congress onlj at the regular National convention. with the hands, is not only in bad taste, but considerable success, hundreds of color and look like gold all through the 84,917 against 66,051. As regards the advertised it the more. He puts up great Being ou| of town at the time, and our local ^exceedingly detrimental*4to health it Indians having signed the treaty at the varitous campaign, yet its cost is net excessive, term "gelding," it is explained that this includes quantities of sntall fruitsstrawberries, postmaster refusing to forward newspapers -cramps the stomach, presses tlie vital organs, agencies.ED.] ranging from twenty-five cents each for the horses the gender of which was not raspberries, jelly and all that sort of thing, without the payment of additional postage, interrupts the free motion of tho smaller pieces and fifty cents for the The interests of the people demand that particularized previous to the month ol to sell to special and regular patrons. E did not know about it, though I remember jchest, and enfeebles the functions of the largest. It is to bo regretted that the keen the territory under dispute be improved. April, 1888. Of other animals exported the Deerfoot cream butter and cheese is about bf telling a man last spring that if no other hbdominal and thoracic organs, and, in fact, commercial minds interested in these productions Two or three railroads are waiting to cross value was 60,103 against 43,229 in the the only brand known to the blue-bellied pan in the party seemed really fitted to be unbalances the whole muscular system.-* deem it profitable to work theii same five months of 1887.- London JUvt aristocracy of the Huh The principal fts standard-bearer I would run. That was HoutehoM. ideas over to suit both sides. Thus the Stock Reporter. dairy stock on Deerfoot farm is Hoistein, the end of it so far as I was concerned. trumpet mouthing: "1 blow for maj and Burnett is very proud of his herd. Wonders of Woodcraft. What he said to me I have forgotten now. A Mythical Snake. go with Cleveland or with Harrison, and il While Mr. Lowell has supplied Boston wits It went in at one ear and, finding no obstruction Of all the feats common to hunting life The gloss snake is a widely believedVin you fancy the idea of "dropping a nickel in poetry and political philosophy, his son-inlaw to speak of, came out the other. And woodcraft, none seems to me half ss myth. Even well-educated people I have the slot and out comes your candidate," you is making fame with his milk, cuouasber (This sentence has been erased by both Mr. wonderful, says a writer in St. Nicholas, as found to implicitly accept the stories told ol fetch out either C. or H., as you may prefer pickles and home-made sausage. Harrison and Mr. Cleveland and characterized tracking or trailing. As practiced by man, being fractured into innumerable pieces So, too, the pretty sleeve-buttons with the as flippant.) I do not even remember tracking is wonderful enough but far mora and reuniting itself again little the worse names f the candidates encircling star oi How the Grouse Brasss." the name of this man, but I remember of marvelous is the power by which a dog or of the experience. It was my good fortune trefoil, or other central design in burnished I have had some experience with the ruffled saying to him that if folks generally thought fox can follow its prey at full speed, guided one evening to see a fully accredited gold, upon a dead gold ground, are made fot grouse. The peculiar noise made by was the best man I would run, and so pnly by scent, without erring or being led "glass," or "pint," certified to by a white both parties alike. them while drumming is usually made fiew what can I do? I can not now honorably astray. man and a negro. We were walking on a When the processional political enthu while the bird is standing upon a log, bul get out of it. To ns the word scent has but little meaning tramway one evening in the summer when siast hat his uniform on he is still incomplete the log has nothing whatever to do with it is the name of a power with which When 1 made the promise I had an idea I espied a snake about fifteen inches in without his light. Tho arrangement* the sound produced. The bird while drumming man is, comparatively, almost unendowed. that possibly a better man would be found length in the dust of the road. I carried a for lighting will be, in some respects, aheac assumes an upright position and W go into the woous and sec nothing but a totnewhere and in that way I would be enabled small gum switch, with which I struck it a of any thing known heretofore. A Hart droops his wings until the flight feathers leaf-strewn ground, thinly scattered over to get out of it. Acting upon that smart blow, when it broke in three pieces. ford pyrotechnist has brought out a torch, almost, or quite, touch the log, or other with herbs and thickly planted with trees tupposition I have made other arrangetnents, looking like a big Roman candle on the end The snake was very prettily marked and perch, on which he stands. He then, by an we see no quadruped, and find no sign of which, of course, I will now have to of a stick sharpened for thrusting into the the forward half proportionately large for intense muscular effort, makes quick, spasmodic any, perhaps, save the far-away chatter of a tanoel. I have purchased and put in our ground, which he guarantees will burn oi snake of its length. Seeing it was about to beats with his wings. In doing this, 'squirrel. But our dog, merrily careering toals for the winter and also agreed to twelve minutes, throwing out a firmament wriggle away, I struck it again, disabling the ends of the wing feathers may, and perhaps about, is possessed of a superior power. At toard the teacher at our house. I might ful of red, blue, green, golden or white fire it, and then examined the section carefully, sometimes do, touch the log but it is ievery moment is his course he is gatheringfacts kame other plans we bad made for the The big ones he sells for $36 per gross, and but without finding any indications that the the intense quiver of the flight feathers, and reading a wonderful record of the future which will now have to be entirely smaller ones for $14 per gross. fracture was different from that which as they come in contact with the still air, in past, the present, and even the future. JO HN CRASS. (hanged, but the above will show you that would follow a hard blow in the case of any Still another ingenious pyrotechnist hat the short and intensely rapid beats that produce Here," says his unseen guide, "is whero going into this thing I am making sacrifoes il, and hundreds of industrious settlers are small snake This specimen, and several Invented a combination of torch and Roman the soft, and far-reaching a deer passed a minute ago," or "an fabur which are not generally taken into consideration anxious to take possession of the soiL The others which I afterwards killed by breaking, candle which will, when in operation, pre sound. No impact of a feather, or feathers, ago "this was the course of a fox a week during the heat and acerbity of a Indians have done nothing toward improving did not reunite the several parts. sent the appearance of sending up balls oi with a solid substanceespecially a mosscovered ago "that was the direction in which A political campaign. their reservations. Not a soul is benefited Country OtntUman. colored lire from the fiamo of the ordinary logcould ever make a sound capable rabbit flew by a few minutes ago, and, oho! by the existing condition of things. If elected I would favor a higher price for oil torch. This effect it is purposed shah of being heard for a quarter of a mile. there was a weasel after him!" He Struck tt Rich. Tho rich Black Hills mgion must remain the manufacturer and lower prices for the be produced in moments of enthusiastic ex The air seems to be filled with tho sound, Such is the curious record of scent, revealed almost isolated until a number of East and consumer. StoneHello, Upson, old man, you're nllaration when the procession is passing a soft as it is, and it seems to come to you to the dog but hidden from the man, West trunk lines of railroad can reach it. That is my platform. Elaboration and looking fine you must have struck luck reviewing-stand or the houso of some popu from every direction, so that it requires a and even inexplicable to him, for though Civilization, croH though it may seem at funny business in a platform I know ndthfng since I last saw you. lar politician, or one who has "staked th quick and practiced ear to-locate it correctly. wc have a theoretical knowledge of the subject, times, hr.s driven the Indian from the AtUntie at all about. I strike right at the root DownesYes, old boy, I've struck the boys" with sufficient liberality to earn sucl This is proof positive that it is produced it is too imperfect to make us fully understand to the far West, and it will drive him of the mnttor and talk trade right on the boss fake no more poverty for me, no more distinction. by vibratory action in the air, and not by that not only has every kind of still farther West or, perchance, cxtermin Start. I also favor tho annexation of Hester small salaries: I've wriMon a book, and my the impact of two solid substances.Compondsnee And the fireworks business is not by anj animal, but each individual animal, its owa ate him, unless ho becomes civilized and street to the United Btates. It can be fortune is made. American FttUt. means to be confined to night time. For peculiar scent. Thus, the dog con distinguish lives as white men do. brought about peaceably, I believe, and DownesI'd like to know what you could grand efloct at day meetings there have not only the bucks, does and would be highly advantageous both to the write about. How She Knew. Sentimcntalism is a good thing in its been obtained from Japan a new sort ol fawns of the deer tribe, but can pick out off So you saw me at the celebration on tot peoplo of that country and ourselves. StoneHush! don't give it away great place, and wise people who love to dwell paper bsHoon, which, upon boiug loaded into a dozen the track of the particular bucsj snap have written on How to Live Comfortably I am also in favor of more friendly com* on its beauties refer *viih indignation to 4th of July, Mrs. Smith!" a bomb, and fired up into the air from he is following, and never leave It or lose it. on *10 a Week." mercial relations with Chatham street and former treaties which have been violated Yes, Mrs. Jones, I found you easily is mortar, will be distended by hot gas, and Moreover, bo can tell by the scent which) StoneBut you never could. tbo appointment of a Minister to Mott by the whites but they fail to qualify their all that crowd." swelling out into the majestic figure of way tho animal Is going, and he Is never DownesNor any ono clsothat's why statements by adding that necessity, tho street. 1 believe in submitting the tariff "Howdid you recogniso me when it ban great eagl carrying tho American flag is known to run backward on a trail. Now, tlioy all buy the book to find out. growth and development of tbo West, the question to a popular vote of this oountry been ten years since you saw mf" its talons, will float off into the clouds. Bui when we compare thii wonderful power StoneH'na, yesI neo.I'wk. struggle for existence, necessitated the removal Europe, after which I would reserve "Oh, 1 knew you by your handsome bus these eagles come high ss well as go high with our own feeble sense of smell, we will of tho Indians in every instance. be right to do what 1 thought best about it. band. He used to be such a delightfu' It coats fu dollars to lire off one that pncki be ready to admit that it is a faculty ot A Hedallvo. The ron-produoer, according to all laws of beau." into a four-inch bomb, and six dcUara fot I hats to feel hampered while 1 am President which man, oomparativoly, has little. JudgeMrs O'Todd, your husband political economy, must give way to the as that fills six-Inch bomb, but even the Pistols, daggers and smelling-botUss fot charges jou with throwing a panful of oil pror'uosr. With thousands of able-bodied tissUsr stja produces a big sagIs indeed twe!4rastoJltnt. I have not yet decided whether I weald A Cbeawa of Address. What's Brown'* addressV* on him. met* in swwvh of rich soil, the Indian who Then tnn sro other arrangements fot fsver putting the host men into ottos, or use* Urn "MM* tracts of land tor hunting Mrs. OTodd-Tis, sor. He wor holatroun Oe* tva'l Kaeugh, Booting at the tetiUh bombs that will whether I would let them remain where they Old Timothy Brown t" purposes dura not deserve considerst*ra an' storraln' around, an' I'd rid how they plode far up and throw out shower* ol *n, la tho newspspc Irwin***. Barber (purely from fores of aabtt)Hsv* "Yes." 1 !j sod he will not rsosire it. throw lis on the ssr to qujet it down. A-aerkna lags printed on thin Janawi shairevt, ir( I favor sotas ater* things, but out of rpsotforth* He's dead dwd but week." Jung* -Did It onlm bin I !te*!**edod customer-Yes three**- toot While sswy mw-nbldlns ctttosn bones eonveotien which nesalantsd "Then I'll nut it, AiWres* at atvfft,*"-* of tfcsm-1 fTts*rv*fott**ma*w|eiv- Mrs. OTodd-Uk* a sinning ootid, yet thai the Woux may be brought to their tlseeli net swbfttr in this ietlar, Tail la cease in world, bees*** the Ma**, the prevailing optekm in ta* West till I I siestas aad than Jar tftw inypty It n* mm Jadfs-DtMhnrgn* *fc thah.-rs* MMM tc bs that th* Indians ess bssssv 2- 'jt^AJLl^A nf** V.