.•*t ,y Tff^ SMSKS^S^ fa I *,i »», '"^ri^Fl^f-'1 '4. !l tl tl ^.'4-1'" Sharp Pains NEWS FROM FATHERLAND GOPHER NEWS NOTES. WHY COWS STOOD IN WATER WELL WATERE& NEWS FROM SCANDINAVIA In the BacK Artlstle Limitations Responsible far A Brief Resume of the Most Inv Characteristic Attitude of the Minnesota Events of the Week In Principal Events That Have Transplred Point to HMdea portant Happenings In the Humble Bovine. Condensed Form. 1 in the Old Countries KMney Trouble. German Empire. \. Within a Week or 80. a Have you Ia a north of England town thera Mankato. County Commissioner lame back, aching was a shiftless man who would never Alex Hansen has filed for representative a DENMARK. Admiral Edwards and Commander and aecept gifts outright, although he was on the republican ticket. night? Todd of the United States navy were always depending on charity, says AlPrlddy conducted through the great military a Hastings.—Judge William Hodgson in his book, "Through the Do you feel Dull* Captain Ejnar Mlkkelsen, the establishments of northern Germany has filed as a candidate on the republican sharp pain after Mill," relates the Youth's Companion. Ish Arctic explorer, with the Engineer with a courteousness that could not bending over? ticket for re-election in this He painted landscapes, and my aunt, Ivensen accompanying him, both of be misunderstood. Judicial district. when benevolently inclined, would When the kidneys whom started during the summer of hire him to decorate our walls with seem sore Wilhelm Drux was picked up dead Minneapolis. The Northwestern 1910 to cross Greenland, have arrived rural scenes, highly colored in glaring and the action on the street in Wilhelmsdorf. The Miller estimates the wheat yield of at Aalesund. Captain Mlkkelsen and re a tints, as if nature had turned color doctor certified that the man had died Minnesota, North and South Dakota Engineer Ivensen formed part of an Doan's Kidney blind. There were cows In every at 265,000,000 bushels. from starvation. Herr Drux had distinguished expedition which was organized in Pills, which have seene, and Aunt Millie noticed that all himself in two wars, and 1909 to discover the depot left by Mylius-Erlchsen, Pipestone.—Senator M. E. Clapp and cured thousands. the cows were up to their knees in on his breast were found four decorations who with two companions, Congressman W. S. Hammond will water. Not one stood on the vivid of honor. A Colorado Case perished in Greenland in the both come here to deliver addresses green hills. previous year. On the completion of at the fair. Sept. 21-22. First Hobo—Why am yu looking John T. Scantling. Trinidad, Colo., Count Zeppelin, "the Conqueror of "Jorvey," she remarked to the old says: "I was confined to bed so their original object the two started helpless sad dis znawnin', perdnerT the Air," celebrated his 74th birthday Mankato. Two fields of winter man, "why do you always put the cows I had to fed. Nothing be helped to cross Greenland. It was thought Second Hobo—Why, I am suff me until I used Doan's Kidney Pill*, by sending a circular letter to the wheat, St. Clair, owned by Robert in the water?" and they did me world of good. I they had been lost, as nothing was a from irrigation. young people of Germany, urging Bruske and Albert Flitter, were day's "It's this way, Mrs. Brlndin," the old have never missed a work heard from them until news of thelf First Hobo—Irrigation? You since." them to pull together for the glory threshed, yielding twenty-two bushels artist responded. "You see, ma'am, I return was received by the expedition Irritation? Get Doan's at any Drug Store, 50c. a Box and grandeur of the fatherland. He of No. 1 to the acre. never learned to paint hoofs." committee in Copenhagen. They were Second Hobo—No irrigation. Dei Doan's Kj»1Sr reminds them that the destruction of Minneapolis, Aug. 8.—Eight persons. found July 17 on the coast of Green* woman in de wayside cottage emptied! his first great dirigible by fire at Echterdingen Awtul. Including a young woman, were hurt, land by a Norwegian fishing vessel. a pail of hot water on my head. kindled a mighty flame in West End woman called the attention seven children narrowly escaped injury They looked like wild animals when the soul of the German people, so of her husband to a little baby and three care were wrecked in In Practice. the rescuers found them. The first Their Feeling. that they raised money enough to which was trying to sleep on the porch four automobile accidents in Minneapolis. sign that there was human beings in Husband—Your extravagance is aw* "Well, old sport, how do you feel? enable him to go ahead with his work of its home on the opposite side of bar ful. When I die you'll probably hava that neighborhood was a wooden I've Just eaten a bowl of ox-tall soup of conquering the realm of the welkin. the street Minneapolis.—Mrs. Mary E. Lane, to beg. with the date 1919 cut in it, set up °i and feel bully." "It's lying on the bare boards. Isn't a A shocking catastrophe, causing the seventy years old, is trying to have Wife—Well, I should be better as signal. Investigation disclosed "I've just eaten a plate of hash and it?" he observed. deaths of a large number of German the divorce, granted her husband In than some poor woman who never the eabin. The fishermen knocked on feel like everything."—New Orleans "Yes, they havent even placed a excursionists, occurred at Benz, a Baltic Milwaukee two years ago, declared any practice.—London Opinion. the door and Mlkkelsen and Ivensen Times-Democrat. rug for the little chap to rest his head bathing resort. The landing stage, void. The husband, Micajah C. Lane, rushed out, nearly naked, with guns on." WHERE DOCTORS is 80 years old. which was crowded to its utmost car in their hands under the impression The husband took another look. FACE A SIGHT WITH TETTER by pacity during a concert given by the that the knocking was caused Pipestone.—The members of the "And what do you think of that?" beeit local band, collapsed and threw a beasts of prey. Mikkelsen had Pipestone Equal Suffrage league held he ejaculated. "They haven't even Moberly, Mo.—"My trouble began Bass very ill on the long journey to hundred persons into the sea. Twenty-one a special memorial meeting on Thursday, FAILED TO HELP painted the boards." Youngstown with a small pimple on the left side of bodies have been recovered, Rock Island and Ivensen had dragged Aug. 1, when the life and work (O.) Telegram. my face and it spread all over my but it is believed many more persons him a hundred miles on a sledge. Fortunately of Mrs. Sarah Piatt Decker, the noted face and to my neck. It would be scarlet lost their lives. Many excursionists the men had enough amuni* woman's club leader and suffragist, "Exclamatory" Was Right. red when I got warm. My face tion to enable them at all times to had come from all parts of northeastern was reviewed. Mrs. Mason's colored washerwoman, was a sight. It looked very unpleasant, procure food. Prussia to spend the day on the Martha, was complaining of her husband's Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta^ Duluth.—The striking freight handlers and it felt uncomfortable. My seashore. health. went on record by a vote of 67 face was something awful it just kept Me Compound Restored "Why, is he sick, Martha?" asked NORWAY. A dispatch from Nurnberg says: to 34 to turn down the compromise me in agony all the time. Some said Mrs. Mason. Mrs. Green's Health— Forty thousand music lovers from all offer made them by the Northern Pacific it was tetter, and some said it was "He's ve'y poly. Ma'am, poly," answered over the^ world are attending the fiftieth and Lake Lines association, that awful eczema, but I rather think Her Own Statement. The Norwegian whaling expeditions the woman. "He's got the exclamatory German national sangerfest through a special committee from it was tetter. I had been troubled to the South Sea islands brought back rheumatism." which is held in this city. Such was the city council, and expect to carry with it for about two years and tried about 250,000 barrels of whale oil, "You mean inflammatory, Martha," the rush of visitors that even schools the strike to a complete victory. aiany remedies, but got no relief until guano and other products, to the value Covington, Mo.—"Your medicine ha# said the patron. "Exclamatory means and public halls have been turned into Brainerd.—As George Ramsey was I used Cuticura Soap and Ointment. of about $4,000,000, which is looked one me mix to cry out" more good than all the doe* dormitories. For the concerts a driving into Sylvan, a young colt "When I would wash my face with upon as very satisfactory. tor's medicines. At "Yes, ma'am," replied Martha, with special hall, with 8,500 yards of floor which accompanied the team, took the Cuticura Soap and apply the Cuticura Wild berries will be plentiful in every monthly perio^ conviction, "dat's what it is. He hollers space, has been erected. Delegates fright at a passing freight train and Ointment it would cool my skin Norway this summer, especially in the all the time."—Judge. I had to stay in be$ are in attendance from 6,675 sangerbunds, and draw great big drops of matter raced with and kept abreast of the northern part of the country. The four days because 0$ representing a membership of train for two and one-half miles to out of the skin. You would think I strawberry crop was very large, and hemorrhages, an^ Her Engagements. 827,000. Thirty-five bands have been was sweating it would run down my the Gull river bridge, where the the whortleberries, blueberries, and my back was so wealg Miss Vivian is very much of a flirt engaged for the parade. The city spent frightened animal fell off and was face just as though I had washed it. tytteberries (Swedish lingon) also I could hardly walk.' and she has been engaged to a dozen $100,000 on decorations. The chorus drowned. It Itched and smarted and I suffered look fine. I have been taking young men during the few seasons of 16,000 singers is the largest ever In the day time most I used the Cuti* Lydia E. Pinkham'a* B. A. Ovren, of Lekshvs, Faaberg, Minneapolis. Carleton E. Bradley, she has been on the eligible list A brought together. Six hundred and cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment for Vegetable Com* Gudbrandsdal, has just closed his 50 16 Florence Court, a blind few days ago she said to her father: fifty German-Americans are included, a month and I was cured of it." (Signed) years' service as a school teacher. A pound and now-I caa man, filed for the democratic nomination "Pa, you may congratulate me on prominent among whom are the representatives Mrs. J. Brooksher, April 15, 1912. stay festival was given in his honor by the up and do my for congress. He was attended having acquired a new object of my of the Brooklyn sangerbund. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold people of the community, and he received work. I think it ia by a young man who assisted him in affection." throughout the world. Sample of each many valuable presents. Mr. the best medicine on earth for women. signing his name to the affidavit of "I am glad to hear it" he replied. free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address —Mrs. GREEN, Covington, Mo» Ovren is 70 years old. JENNIE The Austro-Hungarian government nomination in the county auditor's "I hope you are as happy with him as post-card "Cuticura, Dept. i* Boston.** The members of the South pole expedition, is seeking in the district court of Hennepin office. He is out for Frank E. Nye's you will be with the next one." How Mrs. Cline Avoided excepting the leader, Roald county, Minnesota, to enforce a place in congress. Operation. A Year Hence. Amundsen, who is writing his book in consular treaty said to exist between Congratulated. Sauk Center.—About forty members Miss Dinningham—Mamma, do you Brownsville, Ind.—"I can say that. South America, called on the starting Austro-Hungary and the United. Prize Fighter (entering school with of the Reading Room society and several think papa knows Harold is going to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound* the other day to thank the storting for States which provides for the appointment his son)—You give this boy o* mine gentlemen of St. Cloud came by call for me in his aeroplane? has done me more good .than anything: being so generous to the expedition. of the imperial and royal AustroHungarian a thrashin' yesterday, didn't you? automobile to spend the day at the Mamma—O, I think so, dear. He's else. One doctor said I must'l*y operiitedupon President Berner replied in an address consul as administrator of Schoolmaster (very nervous)—Well home school for girls, by invitation been hanging around the skylight with for a serious female trouble of thanks to the "Fram Men," the estates of citizens of that country —I—er—perhaps— of Mrs. F. F. Morse, superintendent. a club all the afternoon. and that nothing could help me but ai* as the explorers are called. "You who die intestate in the United States. Prize Fighter—Well, give us your The buildings now in use and those operation. don't need many words," he said. "On The contest grows out of the accidental 'and you're a champion. I can't do Important to Mothers in process of erection were inspected "I had hemorrhages and at time* your way home and after having put death of Mike Franke, who Is Examine carefully every bottle of nothln' with 'im myself.—Punch. by the party. The day was ideal for could not get any medicine to stop them. your feet on Norwegian soil, you have CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for said to have been killed by a Northern the trip. I got in such a weak condition thatl would! felt the hearts of the whole Norwegian infants and children, and see that it Pacific engine on Feb. 19. The A Skeptic. have died if I had-not got relief soon. 1 Minneapolis. County Attorney people beat towards you. The Hungarian consul has appealed from Bears the "Do you believe in ghosts, Willie?" "Several women who had taken your Robertson said that the charges minds and thoughts of the Norwegian Probate Judge Smith's order appointing "No—not unless I'm alone in the Signature of Compound, told me to try it and I did that Governor Eberhart, Congressmen people bum with a feeling of Joy, William Franke, a brother, as dark." and found it to be the right medicine to In Use For Over SO'Years. Nye and Register of Deeds Skog had thanks, fullness and pride. We, as administrator, to the Hennepin county -Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria build up the system and overcome violated the corrupt practices act by the representatives of the people, are district court. In the appeal the terms In the eyes of a silly girl clothes female troubles. purchasing advertising space in a program animated by the same feeling. We of the treaty are set up. It is recited make a mighty poor specimen of a "I am now in great deal better health Too Sleepy issued by the West Side Commercial rejoice in the grand achievement. We man look like the real thing. that the Austro-Hungarian governmen than I ever expected to be, so I think Physician—What can I do for you? club at a picnic held at Antlers are proud because it is our countrymen is aggrieved at the refusal of the ought to thank you for it."—Mrs. O. M» Patient—My foot gets asleep often Park, July 25, would be laid before that have manifested the patience, Hennepin county judge of probate to RUNT FAMILY and I want something to give It insomnia. CLINE* S. Main St., Brownsville, Ind. the grand jury Aug. 6. strength, and courage that grant the consul's request. It is set Kansas Man Says Coffee Made Him conquered all difficulties. We wish Crookston.—The first sample of the forth that the consul appears under Your liver That you welcome to this country, and we new grain of the the season was marketed treaty rights as "imperial and royal Paxtine Antiseptic sprayed into the wish you success on your new expedition." here Saturday. Oats, rye and Hungarian consul as the representative Is Clogged Up nasal passages is a surprisingly successful "Coffee has been used in our family barley are of good quality. Barley of John Franke, father of the deceased, remedy for catarrh. At druggists, of eleven—father, mother, five sons is yielding heavily with oats 25c a box or sent postpaid on receipt who is a citizen and resident and four daughters—for thirty years. That's Why You're Tin Just fair and rye good. Five threshing of price by The Paxton Toilet SWEDEN. of Sort* of Austro-Hungary, and as the personal I am the eldest of the boys and have —Hare No Appetite. Co., Boston, Mass. rigs are running in the vicinity representative of the deceased." always been considered the runt of the CARTER'S LITTLE. of Nielsville and one near Crookston. The English are expressing their family and a. coffee toper. The so-called Fogla lake in Blekinge LIVER PILLS A Puzzle. Wheat cutting is on and the grain is feelings toward Germany with admirable "I continued to drink it for years until CARTERS hfcr been partly drained, and hundreds "Birds of a feather flock together." too far advanced for rust damage. will put you right frankness-. Winston Spencer I grew to be a man, and then I of fccres of land will be added to the "How about a rooster and a crow?" in a few days.^ Barnesville. Representative S. N. ITTLE Churchill, first lord of the imiralty, found I had stomach trouble, nervous tillable ground of the country. They do, Lee of Rollag will not be a candidate referred to Germany as a angerous headaches, poor circulation, was unable )i Crop Reports—The prospects were their duty./ Cole's CarbollsalTe for the legislature from the sixtieth PILLS. rival when he asked the blouse of Believes and cures itching, torturing dloeases to do a full day's work, took medicine favorable in all parts of the country CureCon-C district this fall, according to a written of the skin and mucous membrane. Commons for large extra appropriations for this,'that and the other thing, the first of July, only two localities stipation, 1 euperlor Pile^Cure. 25 and 50 cents, by communication addressed to the for the nary. The German press druggists. For Tree 8ampie write- to J. W. without 'the least benefit. In fact I expecting less than an average yield. Biliousness, Indigestion and Sick Headachy Cole A Co., Black River Falls, Wis. editor of a newspaper here. City Attorney generally seenis satisfied with Germany's only weighed 116 when I was 28. s. In southern Smaland is a farm on SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRIC^ N. B. Hanson, it is stated on comparative position under the "Then I changed from coffee to Postum, Genuine Signature which nobody has lived for a long A smooth man is liable to be slippery. must bear good authority, will file for the nomination new "rder of things arfft praises the being the first one in our family while, though the property, including of county attorney. His opponent speech of Churchill, as frank, without to do so. I noticed, as did the rest of the buildings, is worth about $25,000. will be N. I. Johnson of Moonhead, the usual provocatlvenes^. It criticizes, the family, that I was surely gaining The average receipts of a passenger present incumbent. f. however, the attempt to throw strength and flesh. Shortly after I automobile In Stockholm during the •U the responsibility for increased armaments was visiting my cousin who said, 'You Olympic games were about $20, which St. Cloud.—Five persons were seriously SOUTH GE0RGL on Germany. The Vossische look so much better—you're getting is twice the amount expected under injured in an auto accident, Zeitung points out that the increase in fat.' ordinary conditions. one mile east of Avon. The machine the German fleet was due to the tone went over an embankment and turned /'At breakfast his wife passed me Annika Persdotter, a woman at I would like to teU you something a bo of British statesmen during the Morocco turtle. Those injured were Albert a cup of coffee, as she knew I was always the best section of the country and tl Skog, Bone parish, died at the age of beat town in South Georgia. Many Northern ai crisis, which compelled every Guy, son of Fritz Guy of this city, such a coffee drinker, but I said, 103 years and 10 months. Her mental Western people live here. Ifyouwantafacto ''i German to regard an increase in the 'No, thank you.' faculties were good until a short internal injuries and a badly wrenched location, a farm or Just a home write me fully* I have nothing to sell but want good citizens German fleet as a commandment of time before her death. '"What!' my cousin, 'you quit back H. L. Lindsay of Chicago, Bald come here to lire and be happy, A. B. COOK: JO self-preservation. The Vossische Zeitung coffee? Whatv do you drink?* Three Mormon apostles are canvassing bruised Mrs. Ambrose Wahl, sprained Mayor of Fitzgerald. Ga.. Prest. 3d Nat*! flBanlJH^ BanK AAEAL lime—Eager children! takes up Arthur J. Balfour's "'Postum,' I said, 'or water, and I in Karlskrona and vicinity. They ankle and her daughter and Mr. *t|i Hungry grown-ups—Keen DAISY FLT KILLER arST&E phrase in which he referred to senseless am well.' They did not know what ill devote their whole time to the work. Wilson's son, slightly injured. -*®|i appetites to be appealed And competition in shipbuilding and The authorities are contemplating the Postum was, but my cousin had stomach tiM. Neat, cle*n o« -fe 8 Fergus Falls.—No serious complaint convenient! nameatal, ^Sliced asks: "Who is responsible? It was advisability of putting an end to their trouble and could not sleep at cheap. Lasts alljfi of twine shortage in this city as farmers not Germany that invented dreadnoughts, Kads tf traffic. night from drinking coffee three times, Dried Beef metal, outiplllwtl^ in immediate vicinity are generally super-dreadnoughts and submarines." a day. He was glad to learn aboutPostum, The receipts of the municipal government orerj will not aoil «w supplied, but the situation in some tnjqro uaytmnff A responsible official corroborated but said he never knew coffee of Stockholm were $16,885,000 Qnaraateed effective Creamed or plain it makes a dandy villages of the county is more serious. the standpoint of the press would hurt anyone." (Tea is just for the past year and the total by Sold dealers dish. It's easy to prepare—supreme in Dalton and Perham report a shortage .. Mat prepaid Tor IV and anserted unequivocally that the as injurious as coffee because it contains expenditures were so much below this quality, and costs no mote than ordinary asiei.a 1M MUlk I. SOWCII. An., Bnokjya, S» and checks sent to state prison have speech delivered by David LloydGeorge, caffeine, the same drug found kinds. amount that there was a surplus of been returned with the statement that In Glass Jar* or Tins Eastman Kodaks and Supplies chancellor of the exchequer, at in coffee.) $1,745,000. This large surplus was due orders cannot be filled. First threshing the Mansion House, London, in 1911, At Every Grocers largely to the fact that the actual "After understanding my condition We do dcT«kplng and printing and do IS reports were received Tiere this was the direct and sole cause of the Libby, MsNeill A Libby and how I got well he knew what to outlay was cut down $818,000 below morning. Rye yielded twenty-nine new German naval bill. the estimates. 1 do for himself. He discovered that Chicago 602 Nicollet Avenue, Minneapolis, MlnW bushels to the acre, good quality. Helmuth Hirth established a new coffee was the cause of his trouble as Mrs. Christina Larsson of Tegneby, Faribault.—Wheat and oats harvesting world's record in his aeroplane without KODAKS AND FINISHING he never used tobacco or anything else Orust, was to take a bath in a lake A1 in Rice county Is well begun. knowing it. He had a barometric while visiting at Brattas. She did not of the kind. You should see the change iJi-4 llOeeata Both grains have made a big growth scale with him. He turned this over feel well, however, and left her companions in him now. We both believe that if centa _. ujQHen* and the yield probably will be abova to the Leipzig physics Institute, where persons who suffer from coffee drinking &nd went back to the house nepln Ave.. MTnnT/4eE."Tth 8t" 8t. Pa«% the average. The quality will be good. it was ascertained that the instrument would stop and use Postum they without bathing. In a little while she The first report of any threshing was A had been carried to a height ot could build hack to health apd happi-' fell asleep, never to wake again. Unon of some rye raised in this county. It 4,420 meters. 4 by d«llvnn ness.'V Name given by Postum Co., doctor was called, but all he could do went thirty bushels to the acre. Corn The Red Star, line offered to carry Battle" Creek, Mich. A was to certify that the woman was J'l is coming along fine and is beginning »:he German delegate* to the Chamber a "There's reason." Read tfielittle of this paper dead. iff:- FINISHING Readers {jjyijjifiM to ear in many localities, if frost of Commerce congress in Boston, book, "The Road to Wellville," In pkga^ The temperance organization!^ of MeQezp.'fllm dereloped lQcentak. does not occur too soon this fall there free ef charge. But the proposition Ever read the above letter. A new? Sweden are taking steps to raise a ,10Qr ltfxp.40oenta. Any&lmpae* advertised in its columns should will be an immense crop. Potatoes was frowned upon by the German one appears from time to time.. The^ national prohibition campaign fund. insist upon having what they ask for, «HOP, MINN^POUS, MINN* will be plentiftil Farm help is very press, and the delegates have decided ara genuine, true, and fuil of human iPhe Good Templars have already decided Z»H refusing all substitutes limitations. tojpo with German steamers ana pay scarce and many farmers are unable" Interest to contribute one cent year AQBKT5—Here is a graad Opportunity to procure any extra heln. although iTtr iaai uw—t Make MtBtrielllBi new U«e Fat. Houseaela as for each member. 1