w$m% p^, r^'4 =n y0r a 3i^ ivX^ r" ssss^' A-' \,r yr 7 ?P?1'N THE INTERNATlbNAL FALLS PRESS •i •ef"^S34 jo «*, 'i "FOUR THE INTERNATIONAL PALLS PRESS BANK NO. 1283. rj_ railway officials nor employees—only TO GET AND K6LDHUSBAND THE WORLD IS MOVING FASTER Statement of the condition of W,K frdm the public." .* *f RAT ST&TE BANK, It has been writte^i that a body simiky£ Woman Advises ,Her. Sister* on a By J- L. Huggins.. 1 RAT, Mp'N. AND BORDER BUDGET in scope to- the British Board ^f Matter That Is of -Importance Wake up, wake up, you farmers, at the-close of business on June 30th fee'" ,to the World. Trade could be established in the And "don't be called a mut. 1922. J. H. MINE*. Editor and Manager! Iw United States, among otl er things having RESOURCES* Doh't try to keep your wagon Here, summarized, are Mrs. Roberta Entered at the Post 'pttce at Iatematloaal Falls* Mian* a» Secomd-Cla»» Matter Loans and Discounts $48,011.91 jurisdiction over railway fates In the same old rut. Menges' views of matrimony: Overdrafts 73.01'' and wages. The railway system in "Wifely extravagance is merely selfdefense. Chorus—i Banking House( Furniture and SUBSCRIPTION RATES: U. S., $2.00 FOREIGN, $2.50 PER YEAR Great Britain, being compact in area Why? Because with all the For the World is moving faster now, Fixtures 5,850.00 pw with almost identical living conditions, amateur 'vamps' that are running W Other Real Estate 2,899.OS It's going with a whiz, Northwestern Adverlitmg Representatives furnish no guide to United States railways.- about these days the woman who Checks and Drafts in Transit 459.10* And you'll have to keep up with it. Minnesota Select List Due from Other helps her'husband savemoney is merely 215 South 6th Street If you want to get the biz. feV 709 Exchange Bank Banks $2,001.80 laying up a bankroll for another In the long run the men who do the Minneapolis Chorus— Cash on Hand St. Paul woman to spend. work and the meji who pay the wages fj Currency ...._$832.00 "For every woman who loses her Don't try to do your farming must be relied on to get together. Gold 45.00 husband because she is at fault there bodies are farcical. Naturally- they With a one horse plow CHIEF REVIEWS When tHey fail, a local board of arbitration Silver 776.00 are a thousand who lose their husbands cannot get to the scehe. yfi time to The sulkey and the tractor RAIL SITUATION can- adjust the differences. Other 88.78 lf741.7S because the men themselves are reach intelligent conclusions. It Is Can do it cheaper now. Undertaking to settle local, technical at feult. Chorus—* "the day after the Fair" for them. Total $61,036.65 and intricate questions by one national Erip President Declares 'Road Employees "It takes a year to' discover what The attention of the tax payers When we threshed our grain with body is. foredoomed by its sheer a man really is and the woman who Should Govern Mechanical LIABILITIES horses, might well be directed to the cost can get on with a man for a year weight. Needs. Capital Stock $10,000.00Surplus can find him compatible forever. of the superfluity of efforts that make We thought it quite a scheme, Fund 2,000.00 "There iVa man, the right man, too, no improvement in conditions. Undivided profits, Net 524.24 But they find they do it cheaper now WHAT IS A (.OG? Government Supervision Held to Be for every woman. If she puts herself Deposits Subject to With gasoline and steam. Summarizing: A commision charged Check $27,763.79 Duplication Effort and Ineffective. out a little she can get two. of Chorus—» with the responsibility for railroad New Classification Timber Products. of j. Cashier's Checks 1,194.22 "Girls, go out and be! seen if you rates, the issuance of railway securities In old^days wealthy people Total Immediate want husbands. Large, uantities of timber, now gbing Liabilities 28,958.01 and their, obligations of every In buggies used to ride "Wives,. always smile, if you die By F. D. UNDERWOOD. Savings Deposits 3,452.93 to waste in northern Minnesota, kind, having jthe power to prevent unnecessary doing it. I The electric cars and autos now Editor's Note^—The faet that a man Time Certificates 16,101.50 will become marketable as a result of railway buildipg and extensions, "Never complain don't make him Are pushing them aside. is the executive he^d. of a great railroad jealous or he will get tired and quit. an order of the Minnesota, Railroad Chorus— has enough to do—leaving technical is in* itself enough' to assure Total Deposits $4S,512.44 ?4S,512.44 "If your husband is flirting a little, and Warehouse Commission defining the average man he has something and mechanical matters to the In the old days girls wore dresses pretend not to know about it Why •worth while to say to the nation the "short logs." Hitherto timber products, natural experts. Total $ 61.03 6?68 With collars to their chin, look for trouble? 0 trouble has been to get him to say it. which could not be classed as Amount of Reserve on hand....$3,742.00 That paft of the Transportation Act But now for half a foot below "Men always come home—if they President F. D. Uderwood of the Erie Amount of Reserve Required logs, took the pulp wood freight rate, whereunder the Labor Board was created love you in the beginning they will They only wear their skin. is known where ever trains are operated by law $4,451.00 the rate for which was considerable was a bungle. No other word love you In the end."—Chicago American. Chorus—J in the United Stat^ and his STATE-OF MINNESOTA higher than for logs. The result has judgment is respected by railroad officials so fitly describes it. It is wrong in ss In the old days most all farmers as being mature, born of n}uch been that much low grade timber, principle. A synchronization of wages County of Koochiching Use to have their ale and gin, thought and an embracing knowledge Apologized to Journalists. We, F. P. Sheldon, President and not suitable for paper making and in all the United States is impracticable. With perhaps a little whiskey, of the problems that are confronting "£19 3s 6d federal income tax refunded Martin O. Molstrej Cashier of the above which was too small to be shipped as American roads today. If they thought it was too thin. named bank, do solemnly swear that to three journalists on H. M. logs, but which would1 be* suitable for The Alkali District. Chorus— the above statement is true to the best S. Renown." This item in the annual box making was unsaleable because of our knowledge and belief. As an illustration: Some years ago report of the commonwealth auditor But the prohibition party It is difficult to write on the railroad of the freight rates. F*. P. Sheldon, President. general closes the story of an amusing the country to the south and west was Knocked out the ale and gin situation without being one of CriUct. This rule has been a hardship on Martin O. Molatre, display of red tape on the /occasion of known, in the railroad vernacular, as And for to fill the vacant chair, Correct Attest: (Two) Directors. two things, or both—elementary and the settlers in northern Minnesota as the visit of the prince or Wales to the "alkali" district. All men in the F. P. Sheldon The moonshine it stepped in. redundant. is has prevented them from disposing Australia. With the heir to the imperial G. N. Millard transportation department of railways Chorus— We may start with the text that all of some of their excess timber, which throne were three eminent newspaper Subscribed and sworn to before mo in that district received a higher rate transportation agencies must recognize men who furnished the United We use to think the old ox team, could be used to advantage by box this 10th day of July, 1922. of pay than did those in the vicinity the supremfe right of the public Kingdom withv graphic news of the Full fast enough could go (Seal) C. M. Prettyman, factories, if the prices were right. of Chicago, for the reason that living welcome and of Australia's great possibilities- Notary Public,- Koochiching County, to adequate, constant transportation. But now the very fastest cars The matter of re-classifying logs, Was conditions warranted it. In time that Minnesota. From the prime minister The life-blood of railroads is remunerative Are counted far too slow. presented to Commissioner Ivan My Commission Expires Dec. 4th, situation automatically eliminated itself. down to ihe train guard, every one rate. /The making of rates is Chorus— Btawen of the Minnesota Railroad and 1925. recognized the sweet uses of this advertisement—every Later on, and especially during vested in. a body created by congress. The girls are wearing bloomers now Warehouse Commission, at a1 public one but a zealous Federal Administration, wages were In addition to its rate-making powers, In London and in France hearing at Duluth, May 10th. The income tax official. Before the enthusiastic equalized on all lines—a practice that it is, under the law, given jurisdiction And right here in America testimony disclosed that the public visitors could step back on Wanted—Cash paid for clean cotton does not obtain in any other industry over safety appliances of every character, You see them wearing pants. interest demanded that some provision the battle cruiser Renown they were rags at The Press Office. Eight and shoud not in raiway operations. boiler" inspection, accidents to Chorus— be made fori handling timber presented with a little tax bill, estimated cents per pound. The limits of this article do not persons and property, etc. It duties on what they were believed to products sitable for box m'Stung. admit of many illustrations. One is, when first constituted, were confined have earned by their contributions The order in this matter creates a given a divisional point in Susquehanna, while in Australia to their newspapers to supervision of rates. Later on at new class of timber products to be Pa., as compared to Pittsburgh, in Britain. They paid, but dropped a various times added duties were given known as "Short Logs" and directs Dine at the Pa.—the cost of living in Susquehanna satirical comment in the ear of an to it until a point has been -reached that they take the same rate as logs. Australian friend. That comment is far less than 'in Pittsburgh. where it is physically impossible for "Short Logs" are defined to be timber, went straight to the heart of the prime Either of the men in Pittsburgh are the principals to perform their allotted rough as from the tree, suitable for minister, whose fiery comments on the underpaid or the men in Susquehanna tasks. box making purposes, and not heretofore Chicago Cafe tax department appeared in an expurgated are overpaid when on the same wage Any commission will be fully occupied form in a smiling and sympathetic defined as" pulp vfrood or logs, scale. Instances of this kind can be with the important duties involved press, and the visiting journalists and not less than 8 feet 4 inches, and multiplied indefinitely. in rate-making, supervision received handsome apologies and not more than 10 feet in length and A local board of arbitrators, jointly over the issuance of all securities and checks for the amounts paid. All of not destined for pulp making,., purposes® chosen, familiar with local conditions which is not stated in the dry record obligations, and decisions as to the a International Fall's most up-to-date restaurant of the auditor general.—Christian Science and naturally anxious to do the best^ building of new and extension of old i'S fe. Under the old Classification stich Monitor. they can for those whcK.form an important railway lines. These undertakings timber products took the pulp rate, of part 0|f their community Pastry that fairly melts in your mouth with its delioiousness are enough to requre the best efforts 4Yz cents per one hundred pounds for New Tunnel Through the Alps. who are their neighbors and friendscan of the best men obtainable. Cluttering made and sold by us. Order today. a distance of 50 miles. A carload of The Alps' new tunnel,.^a great undertaking speedily and fairly make an adjustment it up with the minor details off of drilling from Switzerland 100,000 pounds would therefore cost of any differences between railway practice must always be an into Italy, begun JiO years ago, $45 in freight charges. Under the railways and their employees. This inefficient and unsatisfactory procedure. Chicago Cafe and Pastry Shop was completed last month, when the new classification the rate would be plan does not meet with the approval last stone of the roof of the second cents per one hundred pounds or of the labor leaders so far as I know. tunnel was placed in position by representatives The desire of lawmakers to fetter $35 a carload, a clear saving-of $10 of Switzerland and Italy. However, it is fair, and no msn or railways was at one time quite apparent. on a single carload,. thereby making ••llilllillillllilll! After the ceremony the party went !!ll!8? class should be allowed to interfere When .that feeling governed a former waste material a source of to Iselle and placed a wreath on the with its inauguration. congress, the existing useless features profit. Ol memorial stone to 60 workmen killed of government control was added. The. Labor Board. during the work of the second tunnel. The prese/it labor board amounts This new Simplon tunnel was pierced The Personal Equation. Jazzes. Them Up. Who could have a greater interest to practically a jury of partisans. The simultaneously withv the first tunnel List Your^Proper ty With Us Digging the family out of bed in to facilitate the aeration of the workings. in the integrity of a locomotive boiler members representing labor when In the morning to the sound of a phonograph But ltp transformation front a than its engineer, and the mechanical doubt} will vote for labor, (and they is the successful method discovered mere gallery into an international by the mother of a large and officers charged with its upkeep? Who are seldom in doubt), the members high road was started only in December sleep-loving brood in the Sheepshead could have a greater interest in pursuing representing railways will usually vote 1912. Colossal difficulties were bay. section. Every member of the a course that will free Railways in favor of railways, and the representatives encountered in making the first tunnel. family except the mother goes out from accidents than the employes, the of the public, who are Great hot springs had to be harnessed either to school or to work, and as officers in charge, and the directors, without technical knowledge of the and canalized. At a spot about there isn't an early bird in the whole who are legally .and morally responsible subject, the possibly arm mahm ejjaes 2H miles from the Italian opening We can sell it for you in the shortest possible time. family It has proved rather difficult the rock pressure was so great that for the proper management of subject, and possibly of limited experience for mother to get the household started 1& months was spent in advancing We have customers on file who perhaps want the very their properties?' They cannot delegate in manufacturing (and a railroad in time to evade reproofs of school the boring 30 yards at a cost of $800,000. their authority they cannot is the largest manufacturing interest authorities, or to keep their jobs. piece of Real Estate you wish to sell. Bach tunnel is 12^ tallies long, Recently she noticed how her children evade their responsibility. The insertion irf, the world) must largely depend of which 5H miles is on Swiss territory. doted on jazz and thought pat into management of any governmental on their colleagues, and generally The first tunnel, including the her famous early rising plan. Before body, with the view of preventing will follow the ancient and foolisji gallery for the second, cost approximately going to bed she tied one end of a boiler explosions, train accidents, plan of splitting the difference, which $17,500,000. The estimated piece of string to the hammer of the Linsten & Hadler Agency etc., is sophistry—a duplication in the long run proves nothing. cost of the second was $6,750,000. alarm clock and the other end to the of effort. Railway officials have Here again comes in overwork. Too SLock arting lever of the phonograph. To Keep River From Freezing. a personal pride in doing their jobs many disputes—a docket that cannot and jazz started in magical accord It Is possible to prevent a river from with the minimum number of accidents. be reached in time to prevent the illfeeling the next morning and by 0:30 freezing over by supplying a small They can be depended upon incident to delay. the family was downstairs dressed amount of heat, the American Association Phone 269—Office over State Bank Bldg. and dancing up an appetite.—Pittsburgh to find .the cause and apply the remedy, If the labor board is to continue for the Advancement of Dispatch. as they now do. Investigations it should be rational in dimensions Science at Toronto was told the other Farm Lands City Property Lake Property or railway casualties by governmental and chosen neither from the ranks of day by John Murphy, engineer of the Canadian department of railways and canals. The Rock river in Illinois, a navigable stream, has been kept from Ho-Hum! Same Old Speed freezing for five winters over thirteen miles of its length by spilling tepid mmimiiiimi water into it at-the rate of two barrels a second, he Said. Blueberry Pie Mr. Murphy explained that ice would not form when water was one thousandth of a degree above 32 Fahrenheit, the freezing point of water. Women Taught to Shoot. A number of good shots have been Made by a pie artist with freshly developed among the women employees of the Post Office department since picked berries. You will surely they have been practicing with pistol^ at various ranges in the large cities, be pleased with this delightful says the New York Evening Post The work of culinary. Freshly baked practice is to familiarize the registry clerks with arms, so that in an emer* PREMIUM BREAD, invigorating, gency they can protect themselves and healthy and appetizing. the valuable property In their care. Not satisfied with the government schedule of target work, some of tliem are spending their own time on other White Bakery shooting ranges, with a view to entering amateur competitions. Only One of His Kind." Jud Tunkins saysf he knows a salesman whose conversation is so entertaining PHONE 444. that you have to make him stop talking long enough to, let you PUBtiSHEKf AV) CASTER. SERVICE order something. '&d£ikMtk Ai*