1 I 1 a .*• 1 ***. i- i-.-v. 7-** i" jL INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS PAGE THREE '^V: I 4 -y. him. Just when one feels like going fSk"against proof of it the other day, A WOMAft WHO KNOWS HER HUSBAND up and throwing the villain out of die when on ordering pumpkin pie we received GOODNESS! WHE.RE CAN I window head first, Mrs R. N., Eastman a counterfeit slab of squash, HE'D FINTD EM SUR£ «N THE HIDE THESE SHIRTS GOT as Sadie-Faithful but Free, steps in and on remonstrating were told by PHONOGTVSPH! DEAR ME MENRV FOR, CHRISTMAS? and gives him a real old Irish calldown I WISH I KNEW .somewhere the ungenial personal purveyor that TO PUT THEM and a slap in the face that does "squash and punkin is the same your heart good. R. N. Eastman as thing." Col. Lee the Banker, was perfect both It is the time of crisp days. Their in makeup and ability, and presented seasonable companion's in joy for the with perfect ease his part in an extremely jaded are pumpkin pie, country sausage lifelike manner, while J. J. and buckwheat cakes. The pie, Gammelgaard as the officer, sure put however, has the better of its table *V the snap in the third act, when he comrades. With entire propriety handcuffed the tramp. Mrs. R. N. and with certainty of acclaim it can Eastman rendered several vocal and appear thrice daily. Anyone who instrumental selections between acts looks, crosseyed at pie for breakfast which brot quick approval froip the is no judge either of the elegancies entire audience, and the comic verses of life or of the esculents which sung by R. N. Eastman between the makes life worth livings—Chicago third and fourth acts, each a comic Post. takeoff on business men of Ericsburg, brought down the house. We understand HOMEY PHILOSOPHY FOR 1921 "The Noble Outcast" is to be MAYBE THERE'S A PLACE presented at the Falls by the Ray club, IVFC GOT IT WHY DIDN'T Ignorance is slavery wheresoever IVE GOT TO and if so, we say to the people of International UPSTAIRS. THINK OF THIS BEFORE? ignorance exists. As an example, the HIDE THEM WHERE HE*L»NOT I'LL. PUT'THEM IN HIS Falls, "Don't miss it! It ignorant Russian masses are slaves "RUN ACROSS THEM is one of the best entertainments you DRESSER DRAWER of a few dozen, highly educated and ever witnessed, bar none." shrewd men led by Lenin and Trotzky. There was a very enjoyable dance On the other hand, there is no place held after the show, under the auspices for ignorance in a democracy. Where of the Ray club, which was fairly well all men are equal, every man should patronized by our neighboring towns. be educated in order that he shall enjoy Any future presentations by the the same freedom, and pleasures Ray Homei Talent club will be heartily and blessings that the educated man welcomed at Ericsburg. enjoys. There is too much illiteracy in every state' of the union, and we *V hope that the women, with their newly given right to the vote, will speedily LITTLEFORK put an end to that. «.« •V V# V# Rev. Biddeson is spending a few Hens cackle after laying eggs because days at Forest Grove, enjoying the they know the price we pay.— copYWifiHT Alt PUC. Au-rocAyrrogewv-co meetings that are being held ther'fe. Omaha News. The Ladies' Aid supper last Saturday evening was a grand success. 'S THIS PICTURE? state. The Lindens were near neighbors of the writer years ago at Pine 33 HI Me WITH ERICSBURG C. P. Claffy, of Elkheart, Ind., River, and very kindly looked us up spent a few days here last week visiting A4 W for a few nfinutes chat, while in town. «V A friends. Alex Enzman was a Ray visitor last Mr. and Mrs. Carl Reidle and family week. Rev. J. A. Biddeson returned Saturday returned from Tenby, Manitoba, evening from a few day's sojourn last Friday night, where they, were at Ft. Frances with his« family. Gust Franson was in from his camp, present at the marriage of Mrs. last Saturday, for supplies. Reidle's sister. They report a big Missionary Gregg is at Forest Grove wedding and a big time while there, this week where he is conducting Archie Petterson, county engineer enjoying themselves and renewing old evangelistic meetings. was a visitor with home folks here acquaintances. today. Word has been received here that Dr. and Mrs. Shellan'd, formerly of "The Noble Outcast" presented here Geo. Watson has been on the sick this place but now of Mizpah,. have last Saturday evening by the Ray list the last few days, but is feeling been on the1 sick list. Home Talent club, was pronounced by much better now. all -who saw it as: the best play ever PATRIOTISM SHOULD BEGIN1 presented in Ericsburg. From the Louis Ajlitshulis, Chas. Barstow and IN THE VILLAGE WHERE first to the last act, the eager attention the Misses Katie Mitshulis and Fanny ONE HAS HIS HOME of the entire audience gave proof Basso were Falls visitors Motaday. of the ability of this company to present in an extremely entertaining Mr. and Mrs. Truman Fickle were Patriotism should begin at home, Kali manner, this four-act drama, The •in town for the show and dance last extend out from the home to-the ta!ent displayed by the members of home town community thence over Saturday evening, returning to their the cast was surprising, and altho all the country and thence over the home at Ash Lake today. home talent plays are sure to ^receive state and! nation. The patriotism more attention than others, we feel There is to be a land clearing meeting that does not include its own nest, safe in saying that the patronage and here tonight under the auspices its own family and its own surroundings, attention given the Ray Home Talent of the University of Minnesota and is not much patriotism, nationally club last Saturday evening was more the county farm bureau, the result of or any other way. We should because of the well presented enterta'nment which we will faithfully report in think all of these things continually, than from a desire to support for they are vital to our best interests A JOKE ON SANTA CLAUS next week's issue. see for yourself how many things are wrong. For example, the spout on the kettle is up-side down, the hinges neighboring enterprises and and welfare, and the best interests prise to Santa Claus when he dropped into his workshop on the door are on the wrong side, etc., etc. See how that is saying a good deal, as Ericsburg The bus line between the Falls and and discovered what a huge joke the little North Pole how many things you can find wrong in the picture. Get of our family, friends and neighbors. Fairies had played on him. They turned his Toy Shop into the family around the living room table and all work together. hg is aga:rf\in operation, the big Ft. people are more than willing to There is always argument on a "Topsy-Turvy" Shop. Look at the picture above and It will be barrels of fun. You may win a big prize. patronize such worthy enterprises, ranees to Rainy \River bus having both sides of any question, but the YOUR ANSWER MAY WIN $1,500 IN GOLD whether neighboring or local. The just arrived with the snow plow, putting basic facts remain, just the same, and feeling of admiration for the talent of the rpads in shape for the winter's we should not lose sight of these $1,500 IN GOLD Sure it is true you can win absolutely free by sending in your answer to this the cast was irresistable, as one could run. l?asic facts. As a rule goods can be "Topsy-Turvey" Puzzle Picture. First study the Picture carefully. The object of this Game is to not sit thru the play and not admire purchased in the home town as see how many things you can find wrong in the "TopsyTurvey" what was. so evident, and any one who The\ graveling crew which finished cheap as in other towns or cities not $2,500 IN PRIZES Picture. The person sending in the largest, nearest can witness this iplay as presented by work here last Friday pulled out Monday all things but the majority of the commodities correct list of things that are wrong in the picture will no One 1-yr.|lf Two 1-yr If If this company and not have hot anger morning for Littlefork where they that we use. Some articles Order|Subs. Order win first prize second nearest, second prize, etc. Besides Subs. OrderfSubc. in sent in Sent In Is Sent la Is in his heart at the villainous undertakings will gravel more roads. Debus Pettersen may be a little higher once in a the prize money you may win, you will have lots of fun playing 1st Prize.. .$25 $250 $1,500 2nd Prize. 125 of M. O. Molstre as James Blackburn 500 and Parker Hall went with while, but it is equally true that some this game. 3rd Prize.... 75 250 or feel a lump rise in his throat 4th Prize.... them as dump men on the new job. are often a bit lower, and the whole 30 100 Free Gift to Everyone 5th Prize.... 15 50 over the pathetic circumstances of pretty well, take it up one side arid 6th to 10th 10 25 11th to 15th 5 Peter Linden and family of the Falls Mrs. Gammelgaard as Mable, or Mrs. 15 down the other. But even if it did 16th to 20th 4 5 Omar Hoffer as Mrs., Lee or a hearty and his brother, A. J. Linden, of Pine 21st to 30th cost a trifle more to trade at home 3 2 Who Sends in "Topsy-Turvey" Answer River, were here Saturday evening laugh over the droll sayings of H. M. than to send money away to the cities, Payne as Gerald Weston, the tramp, This Picture Game is being conducted to further advertise taking in the show, renewing old still it wbuld be cheaper in tne RULES OF THE or the predicaments of Omar Hoffer The Minneapolis Daily News. Every person sending in acquaintances and making new ones. long run to buy at home and let the "TOPSY-TURVEY" GAME A. J. Linden is at the Falls, checking as Jack Worthington the lover, must afi answer to this "Topsy-Turvey" Picture Game will receive 1. Any person living outside of Minneapolis money circulate around the town, and Si. Paul not connected with The Daily News have something radically wrong with a package of Xmas Seals absolutely free. These Seals up school districts 1 and ,4 for the, each dollar doing a hundred dollars' may win a prize. 2. All answers most he mailed by Dec. 24. are most useful at this time of the year. worth of business before it finally 1921. 3. The answer having the largest, nearest .slips away. If we do not xbuild up How You Can Win Free $1,500 Prize! correct list of things wrong in the "Topsy-Turvy" our own town there will not be any Picture will win first price, etc. In case of a tie, neatness, style and handwriting will he Here's the way the prize money will be distributed: If you win first home town, and all our investments considered. If then a tie still exists duplicate prize and have '.'Qualified" your answer by sending in two Daily News Feature Articles prizes will he awarded. subscriptions at $4 a year, you will win $1,500 IN QOLD if you have sent in it, for homes or anything else, will 4. The following three prominent Minneapolis in only one subscription for one year at $4 you would win $300 if you people will act as judges: Hiss Vera Byrnes, fall flat, and we all lose out. Any have not sent in any subscription orders you would win $25. We offer school teacher Arthur Helberg, merchant A. 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Address your answer tcP'Topsy-Turvey" Editor, Desk The Daily News, Minneapolis, Minn. Educative and Sensational. "PUNKIN" PIE We have the Exclusive Right of Publication of These Most of us easily, and, let us venture Articles in This Community. to say, naturally, call it "punkin" pie, but this—unintentionally, of IM Vt Articles in this issue by course—is the malevolence of- mispronunciation. There is no punk in L. M. feOOMER, Chairman Waldorf-Atetoria Corp. CHRISTMAS CARDS AND GREETINGS pumpkin. DR. L. S. ROWE, Director Gen. of Pan-American Pumpkin is a delectable. Some of the scientists, or perhaps near-scientists, Union. say that fish is -brain food. If they would eat a couple of quartersof -Next Week- Never have we had such a beautiftfl line of Christmas greetings as 7* pumpkin pie once a day for a this year. Samples are now in' our office. These are not ordinary week, they would know where gray "Wealth Awaits in Colorado's Lands"— stock Christmas cards, but are designed for those who want something matter has its origin. By Governor-Oliver H. Shoup. ^really distinctive, and who are not satisfied with the cards The frost sometimes may bpon the sold in the average store. Cards may be ordered plain or they Necessity for Export Trade"— "Ther pumpkin, as the Hoosier poet tells may be /printed or engraved with your own special greeting. It us, but '.it is never on the pumpkin By Hon. Wm. C. Redfield. is none too early to order your Christmas cards now. pie. The only place where it meets with a freeze-out is in the restaurant nation's Watch for these articles written by the where they attempt to make 'Mt/S-yfr THE INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS They will appear in every issue of the In- leaders. squash masquerade as pumpkin. We ternational Falls Press during the coming year. always have had a suspicion that ^11* "'J*. some restaurant table spreaders do not know what they are serving. We I -4 *"4 ft •i '"'"ci.. fr *.Y.