PBSP5H ,1?f, *r„~ ~^w INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS NEED OF FOREIGN MARKERS world If I hadnf seed if fn the paper! found for reacftfng Europe in a great ALGIERS RICH IN SUNDAYS Five Minute Chats hurry. Under the newest development Five Minute Chats I've lived yur since Heck was a pup, New York Business Man Tells How in of inventive genius, a thirsty man can and I never knowed nuthln' like these on Our Presidents on Our Presidents Holy Day Observed Three Time# a His Opinion America May yur ladies—nimps, I b'lieve you called hop to the other side, discUss matters Week by Followers of Different Control Trade Marts. 'em—to be setting on rocks this-a-way of importance with a friend till his Religions. words begin to run together and his and skylarking around with nutb'n in By JAMES MORGAN "If the United States expects to obtain hat settles permanently over one eye, pertickler on but undershirts and By JAMES MORGAN Although no fewer thnrs three Sondays its share of the world's co*nmerce." smiles. Say, how long has this yur— and then he can get back in ample are observed each week in Algiers, a New York broker was over­ p'tu!—business been going on, anyhow?"—Kansas I time to have the headache right in his (Copyright, 1920, by Jamea Morgan.) writes a correspondent, only heard to say, "it must keep pare \%iin (Copyright. 1920, by Jamea own home. This is indeed a remarkable Morgan.) City Star. A FUGITIVE PRESIDENT one could in any sense be called a other world powers with which it lists age.—Thrift Magazine. JAMES MADISON "day of rest." For while the prophet to compete. Trained men are necessary The Contemporaries of Jesus. enjoined his followers to attend worship in any line of business r.n:l foreign 1809—James Madison, inaugurated Chickens and Chickens. In the New Testament there Is no commerce Is one lino In winch on Sunday, he warned them 1751, March 16—Jamea Madi President, aged fiftyseven. "Do your neighbor's chickens bother one like Jesus. This is all the more against allowing it to become a day training is absolutely essential." son born at Port Con. you any?" asked an East Side gentleman remarkable because to his disciples of idleness. An Arab or Moor, therefore, "I believe that the United States way, Va. 1812—(June 19) War declared. of his neighbor, who lived near Jesus Became at once an object of passionate will frequently leave his wares mercl: :.M::rine is again to com^ into 1772—Graduated at Princeton. love and admiration. Stephen a large family. unattended in his shop while he goes Its own." continues the same broker 1776—In Virginia legislature. "No," replied the other, thinking 1814—(Aug. 24-27) In flight Imitates the Lord's prayer upon the off to the mosque to pray, and he seldom ihe Washington Post, "hut the finest 1780.3, 1785-8—In Continental that reference was made to the neigh-, from the British. (Dec. cross: "Father, forgive them for they has occasion to regret this course, ot of merchandise on earth, coupled congress. bor's three comely daughters. "They 28) treaty of peace. know not what they do." in the noble cases of robbery being extremely rare. Mill the great- st Jieet of merchant vesvls 1787—In constitutional convention. go down town every day, so we don't 1817— Madison retired from words: "Lord, lay not this sin to their The French Sunday Is typically ever known, is of no avail unless see much of them.—Columbus Dispatch. Presidency. chargeand yet no one would think French. The Jew alone makes his up by the selling ability and 1789-97—In congrcss. 1826—Rector in University of of likening the character of Stephen Sunday a day of rest, his religion forbidding udc:rtr :.»:fr.g of trained men who 1794-—Married Dorothy Todd Virginia. to the character of Jesus. anything save talking on that now how to place American goods in Payne. 1829—In constitutional convention. 1 Among the apostles ihere is no one Bullets Expelled by Heart. dfey. A walk through the Jewish roreign markets. 1801$—Secretary of state. to whom in vision, composure, dignity, An Interesting fact related by Sir Quarter on the Sabbath will carry "All the large mercantile firms are 1836—(June 28) died, aged disengagedness from the nonessential Charles Ballance In the Lancet, London. one's thoughts back many years. The '•'king steps to train men specially for eighty-flvo. in religion, Jesus is not a decided contrast. is that bullets that penetrated ASname picturesque groups at the street corners, •neh country in which they expect to JAMES MADISON made a great When we come to the most the heart were often expelled through In their rich, flowing robes, will do business. The prospective salesman for himself before entering ardent of the early disciples of Jesus, the aorta with the blood and were recall many an Old Testament story BUT manager for any particular coun!\v the presidency and added nothing to it and his greatest apostle, Paul, we meet for the smiles of his blooming found at remote parts of the body learned in childhood, for the Jew In educated in the language, history. while in the White House, it must he Dolly, Madison's administration more of contrast than of resemblance. where they had stuck in an artery. is oriental garb has a very different traditions and peculiarities of that he was a good deal of a man but would be a desert without an John Stuart Mill is completely right appearance from the Jew as we know fhat country, so that he can in a sense not much of a president. oasis, over whose dreary expanse the when he says that Paul's "character him in the West. A Good Thing. :eet. the people on their own ground. Like all the more famous Virginians, and idiosyncrasies were of a totally •weary biographer would wander ft's a good thing the United States He knows Just what to do under given Madison was not of the highest athlrst for human anecdotes. Her different sort."—George A, Gordon in isn't a bank." onditions and is of vast value to the HE HAD MISSED SOMETHING aristocracy, but the son of a plain, bubbling spirits relieved the austerity Atlantic Monthly. 'inn that employs him. "Why?" well-to-do farmer in an outlying county. of Jeffersonian simplicity and won "Think how many vice-presidents "The bureau of foreign and domestic His early life was passed at Montpelier, Mr. Gap Johnson Brought to a Realization her a popularity that has be&i equaled, Ingenious Moticn Pictures. it would need." commerce is doing a great deal of the farm which his grandfather of His Ignorance of His if at all, among the mistresses of the Motiori pictures of construction !n aiding in the introduction iroo.-i of had wrested from the Indians from Surroundings. WHAT POOR ROADS INDICATE White House, only by Mrs. Cleveland. work in which a large public building American goods abroad, but I think it he drew his, only private income Unless Grant must be excepted, appears to rise from the ground like 'he government should go a step 1'urth•.•r und at last he was buried in its soil. "It must be wonderful to live all Madison Is the only president who magic, being completed in the ten and have a regular school such for Generally Seen in Dull Neighborhood He was dependent on his father until your life long in the midst of the found the presidency an anticlimax »\-perrs. maintained on the same stand minutes' duration of the film, are being Where Houses Are Run Down and he was fifty, when the latter died and 'Land of a Million Smiles,' where the to his career. One of the really great '.ng and in the same relation cmmet-ee shown before various engineering Everything Dead. she place became his own, with 100 fiilvery waters purl and plash and the law-givers of the nation, he was in general as West l'oini stands societies by government representatives, slaves, who continued always to address nymphs frolic all the day!" prattled without executive force. to th*" army or Annapolis to the navy. according to Popular Mechanics Where one finds bad roads, he generally him simply as "Master Jimmy." one member of a party of city motorists The students should be tau-rht every Magazine. The structure is the Industrial With a weak cabinet, this gentle, finds a dull, poor and thinly-settled who had invaded the Ozarks. Standing only five feet six inches •lossihle fact regarding European. building of the United States sweet tempered, peace loving scholar As. neighborhood. The farmhouses "To live In the—p'tu!—which?" surprisingly .iiid one-quarter Inches, he was, with itic and South American countries, bureau of standards, and the pictures found himself adrift on the turbid so are generally run down, the vehicles iiiant the smallest of our presidents. returned Gap Johnson of they could step forth as were made by exposing a short length that experts. sea of the great Napoleonic wars. I are shabby and everything shows that Naturally thin and frail his zeal for Rumpus Ridge. •»ach on some particular country. Su -h of film every day during the ten Perhaps it was no longer possible to a dead community prevails, while on study nearly wrecked his health while "Here among the hills ana dells of school would amply repay the government months of work on the building. keep us out of the war when at last the the other hand where good roads exist a student at Princeton college, where 'The Playground of America.' Look at in the large increase in vo'- United States was the only neutral the farmer generally has some pride or months at a time he slept only the advertisement in the newspaper nnie of foreign business which wou'd left in the civilized world. But certainly The Handy Airplane. about himself, and tries to bring his three hours out of the 24. Unfitted and—" t*e attained." it was no time for a fair-weather Just as we have reached the era of business up to the standard of othei for military duty when the Revolution "Well, I'll be—p'tu—dogged! I sailor. national prohibition. a way has been conditions. •a me, he went to the Virginia legislaure never would 'a' h'lleved it In the living SAVING DID HIM NO GCO After 20 years of kicking and cuffinjr Instead. Yet this seemingly from both sides in the European broken-down young man was destined !7| conflict, bullied by England and lied rate Had Laugh at Man Who Practiced to be the longest lived of all the presidents, to by Napoleon, the country was sore Self-Denial in the Use with the single exception of all over when the "warhawks" of congress, of Tobacco. "XJhUAtA. afhmjb John Adams. 17 under the youthful Henry Clay, When a candidate for re-election to seized the tiller of the ship of state "Six years ago," said Smiih«on. "I .he legislature, Madison revolted i?. made up my mind that I was smok'n for Highest Possible Quality at too much. It didn't seem to affect my Lowest Possible Price health in the least, but I thought ii a foolish waste of money, and I decided to give it up." "A very sensible idea," remarked "it's more like Brownlow. "So 1 thought at the time, I reck oned up as closely as I could how a Smoke! •n much I had been spending each day on cigars and tobacco. That sum I A set aside each morning, and started a I banking account with it. I wanted to be able to show exactly how much I There you have Spur's big reason in a had saved by not smoking." nutshell. It's what an American "And how did it work?" inquired Brownlow. Legion man said after he had puffed "At the end of six years I had £150 In the bank." a Spur for a moment or two. "Good Could you let me—" "And a few days later," interrupted knew cigarettes. Found how cony HE Smithson, "last Tuesday, In fact—the bank failed. You haven't got a cigar forting a good one is. Had 16 months about you, have you?" was in Franco. And he \new what he She Objected at Last. talking about when he said: He had just gone Into the grocery business and did nothing except talk "shop-shop-shop" when he went to "More Li\e a SMOKE"— James Madison. Dolly Madison. see his best girl. At first she endured it because she did not wish to offend from Madison's irresolute hand and against the old Virginia custom of That's becausc you can taste the good recklessly pointed the vessel straight him later merely because she could setting up the drinks. His morality find no way to reprove him. into the teeth of the storm. The seahoard tobacco in Spurs. You get the aroma was mistaken for stinginess and the East was more for peace and at But her chance came. One night thirsty voters flocked to the capacious of a new and delicious blend of the that time the military section was the when he was at her house he picked barrel of his opponent, who was new West, where the Tennesseans and up the telephone book and began elected. The defeated candidate had finest leaf grown in Turkey, fine Bur' Kentuckians, Indianlans and Ohioans idly to glance through it. His idle to wait a dozen years for his first were lustily shouting "On to Canada!" manner became jone of Interest as he ley and other home-grown tobaccos. chance to distinguish himself. Still Overborne by their rash counsels, Madison scanned one page. Then her wrath no time was lost, for, while he was consented, as he said, to "throw overcame her. "It's been bad enough waiting, he diligently prepared to meet Unmarred bystarch because the seam forward the flag of the country, sure to hear you talk about nothing else opportunity when it should come and that the people would press onward but that old store," she stormed, "but made a close study of all governments, is crimped not pasted. and defend it," it's too much 'for you to come to my ancient and modern. Without competent civilian military house and go through the telephone If Madison had not been crossed and book bunting out prospective customers." leaders, without financial credit, without Longer and sweeter in the smoking— blessed in love, posterity might not war equipment, the people could catch him on his human side at all slower in the burning. Fresh and not press onward, as any history of and only yawn over this prosy, serious, the dismal war of 1812 will tell you. Praise for High-Heeled Shoes. studious, cool-tempered unaggressive, fragrant as you open the pack, be' Even the capital was left undefended, Women's high-heeled shoes, regarded weazened, little great man. He was and Madison, "in a little round by medical science for years as cause it's triple-wrapped. already a mature bachelor of thirtytwo hat with a big cockade," ran about in production of nervous troubles, paralysis and a member of the Continental helpless bewilderment as the British and other ills, have at last come congress, when a sixteen-year-old girl Priced to be popular and packaged to marched upon Washington. in for professional commendation. in his Philadelphia boarding house With the invaders entering at one That high-heeled shoes may be regarded was the first to touch a soft spot in be select. side of the defenseless town, the as a preventive of consumption his heart. A young clergyman who president fled at the other. As he was the declaration of Doctor Gautiez hung and sighed over her harpU\ hord See for yourself—"more turned he saw the flames shooting up li\e a SMOKE. before the Academy of Sciences. cut him out, and he was painfully behind him, he fled faster and farther. Doctor Gautiez, following experiments, awakened from his first dream of love While the British commander was found, he declared, that the action by a letter of dismissal which, for reasons blowing out candles on his dinner table LIGGETT 6? MYERS TOBACCO CO. of standing or walking on the toes unknown to this later generation, that he might feast in the light is conducive to chest breathing as opposed the young miss sealed with a pinch of the burning White House, Its fugitive to abdominal breathing. Many of rye dough. master was hiding In a forest but cases of consumption, he pointed out, Madison was past forty, and well 25 miles away. have their origin in the fact that the into his Indian summer, when he became After an absence of three days, a upper lungs of abdominal breathers Involved in still another boarding heavy-hearted, shattered, houseless become diseased through lack of complete house romance at Philadelphia president returned to view the use—a condition from which the Only, instead of a lady boarder, he charred walls of his official residence wearers of high-heeled shoes seldom fell in love this time with a landlady's and of the capitol. At every turn he suffer. daughter, Dolly Payne Todcl. was greeted by ugly mutterings of the who was only twenty-six, had lost her general disposition to make him the Tractor Which Walks. husband and was living with her mother, scapegoat for all the national shortcomings A new type of tractor that has recently "who received into her house a in a war that had been thrust been developed has a series of few gentlemen boarders." Among them upon him. But with victory at New was Senator Aaron Burr of New York. legs and walks like a horse. There are Orleans and the return of peace, the four crankshafts, each having a set of Madison himself was staying at another voice of the faultfinder was drowned four legs, giving the tractor sixteen house, where he and two in the hum of sudden prosperity. And legs on which it walks. In addition other future presidents, Jefferson and !n the closing days of his administration there are four wheels automatically Monroe, were living three in a room. Madison was cheered by many operated by tfce tractor engine, so that There the fame of the pretty young assurances that his countrymen were they can be lowered to the roadbed, Quakeress traveled to him, and he not forgetful of the 40 years that he thus converting the machine into a asked Burr—they were at Princeton had served them in pure devotion. motor truck. The feet are shod to conform ogether—to take him to see her. The Like John Adams, he emerged from to the ground conditions. match flamed up in the flash of an l«is retirement to sit in*the constitutional It is said_that the tractor may be eye, and Dolly end her boy were convention of his state, used to plow. scd. cultivate, harrow, borne away to Montpelier, where she where the aged statesman closed his mow and harvest, rake, furnish power proved her tactfulness and kindliness active public life, as he had opened for other maeh'ner.v as a tractor and by dwelling in peace under the same it, with a sentiment of humanity for po^er plvn? iru! :ls to act as a truck roof with her mother-in-law thirty-five the slaves. for ro:u' v.v hauling. years..