"Let Me Tell You This" SEA WORM SAM0AN DELICACY Memory System. A middle-aged suburbanite overtaken IMPROVED WOMAN'S WAY A on his Saturday afternoon stroll Made Its Infrequent Arrival Always by a young married friend whom he says the Good Judge the Occasion for the Holding of knew was taking a memory-training a Great Festival. By ANNA GREENLEAF. course, Inquired as to the progress More men every day are finding made, "Doing fine!" tfas the reply. Palolo. the most prized of all gustatory that it costs less "Fill your pipe from my pouch and I'll ARMY MATERIAL FOR R0-D3 delicacies in Samoa, declared by Americans who have tried it to be superior tell you while we perambulate." But (©. X920, by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.! to use the Real Tobacco to the lobster, is a marine the last word was hardly uttered when "But, Jack, you wouldn't have me Chew. Millions of Dollars' Worth of Machinery worm, being rather mysterious in that he made a right-about-face and returned weSr this gown to the convention, Available for Construction it Is never seen save on two or three at the double on his. tracks. In would you?" and his wife held up for The full rich taste lasts so of Highways. nights in the entire year. Its appearance the evening the middle-aged man his inspection the gown that had done long, a small chew satisfies seems to be regulated by the called to return the pouch. "Thanks," duty for three seasons. "It is shabby The signing by the president of a it's just what you have moon. smiled the owner. "You'd wonder why and worn, besides being hopelessly bill directing the secretary of war to I left you so abruptly. Law of association—worked The palolo chooses the time for its out of date. 1 should think you would been looking for. transfer certain surplus army equipment beautifully. The word first appearance on the night when be ashamed of me," and she flung the to the United States department That's why it costs you the October moon changes. When the gown from her with an angry gesture. 'tobacco,' followed by 'perambulate' of agriculture, as weil as allotting certain moon rises the sea is seen to be alive reminded me of something." "Important?" "Ashamed of you? Never! Why, less. material to oilier branches of the with wriggling green and brown Uttle girl, you always look well in my "Well—yes. Don't breathe a government, makes available for distribution Any man who uses the worms, soine of them a yard or more eyes. word to the wife. I'd left the perambulator to the states millions of dollars' in length. The natives make a festival outside the tobacconist's and "You understand, of course," he Real Tobacco Chew will worth of machinery for use in of the occasion, going out with dip added apologetically, carefully arranging the baby was in it!"—Manchester highway construction. tell you that. Guardian. nets among the reefs and scooping up his new top coat agd light felt, all Since there Is now available from tfie worms by the bushel. They paddle "that a man is obliged to keep his Put up in two styles sources—federal, state, county, etc.— around in every available boat clothes up to date, otherwise it might more than $1,000,000,000 for road building, And the World Goes Around. with lighted torches waiting for the affect his business standing besides, RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco the states are anxious to secure Plodding Pete—Dis here paper says moon, and then the scene becomes one my golf dues must be paid today, and dat down in South America dere's a W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco of great and joyous excitement next week, as you know, my college plant what arrests laziness. The palolo comes once again when chums arrive. There are six of them Rambling Eddie—Yes, and up here the November moon quarters, and is and the cost of their entertainment it'§ a copper with a club what arrests Weymnn-Bruton Company. 1107 Broadway. N Yprk City not seen again until the following year. will be considerable. But cheer up, laziness. It is said to live in crannies of the you will not suffer by comparison with coral reefs, coming to the surface to those at the convention, take your spawn/at these lunar periods. Some of husband's word for it." PROFESSIONAL CARDfc the worms are eaten as they wiggle, Mrs. Potter brushed away hot, angry THE DAIRY COW but the bulk of the catch is reserved tears as the door closed upon her JOHN H. BROWN for a big feast on the following day, husband. Since their marriage five when they are wrapped in banana AttarMj at Law years ago,, she had patiently and cheerfully leaves and baked. repressed her longing for pretty Ofice over O. M. ©arr & Co 3 clothes and dainty articles of adornment y. International Falls, Minacsot that women love, but now that Governor Lowden of Illinois recently said:— YEAR ONCE BEGAN IN MARCH her husband was well established in ,V his law practice and the comfortable DR. H. H. IHRIC "The cow is a most wonderful laboratory. She takes the Change In Style May Be Said to Date house paid for, she began to realize From 1752—Great Militant Carrying Forward Nation'* Great Road Deatist grasses of the pasture, and the roughage of the field, and converts that she was making all the sacrifices Building Program, Support of Which Events In Month. while her husband was reaping the advantage Office over Holler's Coafectisnei) them into the most perfect food for man. In that food Is Urged by Secretary Meredith. of them, and she resolved to there is a mysterious something which scientists have found Few people know, or. If they do, International Falls, Minnesota check his selfishness evto at the cost their allotments of these army supplies have forgotten, that March, and not of humiliation to them both. essential to the highest health of the human race, and which because of the great assistance they January, at one time was the first After a week of rain the day of the will be in expediting road building. can be found nowhere else. Men have sought for centuries J. J. HADLER month of the year, remarks the Chicago convention dawned clear and unclouded. This material is in addition to approximately Journal. For commencing the the fabled Fountain of Youth. The nearest approach to that The sun shining upon the green 22,000 army motor vehicles year with March there seems to be sward was dazzling in its brightness, fountain which has yet been discovered is the udder of the which already have been allotted to sufficient reason in the fact that it is while the birds sang merrily from International Stat* Bank Bail *t« the states through the federal department cow. Without her milk, children languish, the vigor of the the first season after the "dead year," trees whose buds, full to bursting, presaged of agriculture in accord with previous in which decided symptoms of growth the crowning glory of springtime. adult declines, and the vitality of the human race runs low" legislation. take place. NORTHERN MINNESOTA As yet no definite estimate can be Scientific dairying will bring millions of added wealth to The name is derived from the Romans, Ruth Potter had hoped the day made as to the number of machines of HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION among whom it was at an early would be stormy so as to render her this locality, as it has brought millions to the timber and different kinds which the secretary ol period the first month of the year, and shabbiness less conspicuous, but as war will designate to be "surplus and prairie lands of northern Wisconsin and Michigan. Dr. C. C. Craig Phone 1S6 continued to be in several countries to she opened- the window and lingered not required for military purposes." as Dr. B. L. Osburn Phone 79 a comparatively late period, the legal in the warmth of the sun, the beauties Remember this strong Bank stands ready to help all our provided in the act. Among the scores Hospital Phone 79 year beginning, even in England, on of the morning awoke an answering of items listed in the law are: Road worthy farmers finance the purchase of good dairy stock. March 26, until the change of style in chord in her heart and she was glad Office over International State Bank rollers, sprinkling wagons, concrete 1752. For the Romans to dedicate her wish was not granted. Pbont 155 mixers, derricks, complete pile-driver their first month to Mars and call it "There is one consolation," she reflected, outfits, clam-shell buckets, caterpillai International Falls, Minnesota Martius seems equally natural, considering as she dressed for the convention, FIRST NATIONAL BANK and drag-line excavators, plows, the Importance they attached "my things all match—shabby c:anes, dump wagons, hoisting engines, to war and the use they made of it. gown, ditto hat, ditto gloves, ditto LAWRENCE'S PHARMAC stump pullers, wheelbarrows, blasting INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINN. In the history of our own country snoes," and she laughed in spite of machines, corrugated metal culverts, The Rsxall Stora April appears to carry off the palm herself as she turned from her mirror. surveying instruments, drafting machines, Si for the month in which great militant S. N. Rubin, Prop. its At the convention the program went fabricated bridge materials, events occurred, yet in the world war off without a hitch until the business gravity and power conveyors, and International Falls, Minnesota a number of epoch-making Incidents session, when a difference of opinion wagons. took place in March for instance, the arose regarding a point of law. The distribution of this material revolution in Russia in 1917, when will be made by the United States department At the suggestion that the matter be Automobile Tourists Czar Nicholas abdicated on March 15. settled by consulting a near-by authority, of agriculture, the work being The big drive on the 50-mile front Mrs. Potter grasped the coveted in the immediate charge of the bureau from Arras to La Feu began on the opportunity and volunteered to procure of public roads. It will be allotted 21st, and Paris was in that month bombarded the required information. In the same ratio as funds When In Minneapolis Stop at by "Big Bertha." granted to the states for federal aid She selected a committee to accompany roads. her with great care, choosing 280 MODERN ROOMS those who were smartly and richly The bill also empowers the secretary Strong Caps of Paper. LOCATED IN HEART OP IUIINUI DISTRICT $1.25—ONE PRICE—91.25 Hotel Lincoln dressed as a foil to her own appearance. of war In his discretion to transfer Astonishing strong paper caps, capable to the United States department RATE FOR TWO PERSONS S2.00 of withstanding powerful blows, of agriculture for use by the forestry In her husband's office Jack and his PRIVATE MATH. IHOWH AND TOILET EXTRA though extremely light in weight, have COMPLETIC SAFETY, AUTOMATIC SPRINKLERS friends were having a merry time over service in the work of supervising the been invented by a shipyard employee, AND FIREPROOF CONSTRUCTION. national forests, any telephone supplies their cigar9 when Bert Morrow brought and are Intended to be worn by workmen NICOLLET AVE. AT NINTH ST INSURANCE RECORDS PROVE THAT NEVER no longer required for military his feet to the floor with a bang. HAS A LIFE BEEN LOST IN ANY BUILDING whose duties expose them to danger PROTECTED BY AUTOMATIC SPRINKLERS. purposes. "By Jove!" he rudely interrupted, from falling objects, says Popular EVERY ROOM HAS HOT AND COLD WATER. OPENED SEPT. 1st. 1918 The federal government is to b* reimbursed "what a group of stunning women! Mechanics' Magazine. STEAM HEAT. ELECTRIC LIGHT AMD TELEPHONE SERVICE. by the states, a sum equal to And, 1 say, will you look at the shabby The process by which the novel headgear 20 per cent of the value of the material little mouse—why, if they aren't turning is produced has not been divulged, Especially convenient for auto parties as Nicollet Avenue less all freight charges incurred in in here," and throwing away his but it is known' that chemicals are employed is the leading road from all point, and has no car tracks. delivering the property to them. The cigar, he began smoothing his mustache to harden the material, without SHIP^OUR title to all vehicles and other equipment excitedly. Within two squares of 5 large garages. Adjoining the cities' adding to its weight. Several styles remains vested in the state for "The same old Bert," laughed Jack, have been made, the lightest weighing largest stores. use in improving highways. No vehicles when a timid tap arrested him. Hides-Furs about seven ounces, and others slightly and equipment, in serviceable Upon opening the door, Jack stared more. In a recent test, a. 1-pound bolt Rooms at $1.00 per day. With private toilet 25 cents condition, can be sold or the title first with surprise, then with consternation was dropped on one of them from a extra with private bath 50 cents extra. In addition there transferred to any one else. A provision Deal Direct with the that was almost alarm, at the height of forty feet, with the result inserted in the bill shortly before LargestandOldest picture which confronted him—a bevy are suites of rooms with separate toilet, each room having that a barely perceptible dent was 1My its final passage provided that any of stylish but tastefully-dressed women House in the West made in the paper. The novel head connecting bath—an ideal arrangement and only found here. state highway department may arrange forming a background for a shrinking coverings are proof against water and Hirfhsst Prices and Immediate for the use of this material by little figure with a smiling but determined acids, and are nonconductors of electricity. Cash Returns. Writ* for price any state agency or municipal corporation face and a shabby gown. Cafe in connection—Hotel Lincoln guarantees an atmosphere list* tatfs and foil Information. at a fair rental, if it id to be used Ruth Potter chuckled inwardly as O.BERGMAN S GO. of home refinement. in constructing and maintaining public her husband, visibly embarrassed, Heat for Alaska. highways. The rental must not be stammered through the introductions. ST.PAUL -iA.INN. Hie Pacific has its own "Gulf less than the cost of maintenance and Under the inspection of his fastidious WM. B. CAMFIELD- -Proprietors- -F. S. GREGORY stream," which is called the Japan repair of the vehicles and equipment friends, the contrast between his current, and it is formed In the same wife's apparel and that of her richlydressed For past ten years with Minneapolis leading hotels. way. friends seemed to Jack nothing DRIVERS CAN PREVENT WEAR The trade winds, blowing from the less than appalling. But to the tropics, bank up the warmed ocean wife it became ludicrous, and she was One Thing That Is Most Destructive la waters in the Yellow sea (corresponding obliged to make use of her handkerchief Driving in Tracks—Distribute to our Gulf of Mexico), and thence to check her risibles as she noted Traffic Evenly. they pour out between Japan and Formosa, THE STUBEE down the words which her husband the stream thus formed passing Drivers can prevent wear to the surfaces dictated in a strained, unnatural voice. south of the Aleutian chain, along the of the roads and even improve At dinner the next day Ruth gave southern coast of Alaska, and down their conditions, if instead of driving her husband a full account of the convention. the west coast of North America. in one track or on the edge of the Sash and Door Factory Hence it comes about that the whole BETTER DENTISTRY road, they will drive over the middle "It was as you said, Jack, no one southern coast of Alaska has a temperate and other less-used parts Of the road noticed my clothes. How foolish I climate. It Is warmed by the when traffic permits. The one thing was to care so much." IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS FOR LESS MONEY Japan current. that is fatal above all things to road Later in the evening, as Jack was surfaces, whether dirt or paved, is enjoying his cigar, he tossed a checkbook driving in tracks, which subjects one into' his wlf^s lap, remarking What Really Keeps Time. We Are Well Equipped to do All Kindt ^of small part of the road surface to all sheepishly, as he felt her grateful kiss As a measurer of time the pendulum Bridge Wark 1 the traffic and damage that the whole upon his cheek: "Don't be afraid of ranks today as the most perfect A A Gold Cra#M MILLWORK road accommodates. Traffic should be overdrawing I'm good for it" of our instruments, says the Scientific White te.-:-1 $5.00 evenly distributed over the entire surface American. It is the part of a clock Mates and you will make no mistake by getting a of the road, and a little thoughtfulness that keeps time. All the rest of the Early English King Deposed. their prices before ordering elsewhere GUARANTEED WORK and care in this respect on the mechanism Is simply for the purpose The first English monarch to suffer part of drivers will do much to add It YEARS of keeping up its vibration or to point the indignity of judicial proceedings to the permanence and excellence of on a dial the number of vibrations it against himself was King Edward our roadways. has made. It swings back and forth Balding and Contracting at Spatially H, who was formally deposed In 1327. GET OUR ESTIMATE FIRST In a complete arc 30 times each minute, He had been left the kingdom in 1307, AD Work Guaranteed Benefits of Good Roads. but allows the escape-wheel to Special attention given fto and faced difficulties. He could not Good roads will enable the producers move a cog at each vibration, thus even control the royal fcunily. His out-of-town patients. Write as to hold their yield for a longer checking off on the dial, by means of cousin, the earl of Lancaster, conspir&K LARS STUBEE, Prop. about your teetfr troubles. Wa time, thus insuring higher prices for the second hand, 30 seconds of time. against him he lost his chief minister, *ro flad to answer any and. all them and lower and more uniform In a wttniinr way, minutes and hours and his army was crushed Gaveston, questions. Write us. prices for the consumer,and will a are recorded, and by a like process 2nd At«. and 6h8t Phone 80 at the battle of Bannockburn. After serve to distribute railway traffic watch is guided. a series high-handed political of more evently over the entire year. DRS. NORCROSS CLARKE Intrigues, in which religion played a prominent part, parliament was finally Tranquillity Overdone. Union Dentists Useful as a Weapon. to charges against the "So you slept for twenty years!" persuaded file A system of good roads, "built on a monarch. He was deposed and the "Yes," replied Rip Van Winkle uniform plan of excellence by the for The Press turned over to his son, ••and I'm compelled to admit that when government states and the nation, could be utilized Beroidji the prince, who was but fourteen years a man tries to conquer "unrest* there as a powerful weapon in the old. la danger of his going too far." consumers' struggle with high prices.