INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS rAGE EIGHT EARLY TO BED, ETC., WRONG? LONG-DRAWN-OUT ELOQUENCE YOUTH HE WAS LOOKING FOR CARNEGIE AS A DIPLOMAT LAND OF LGNG COURTSHIPS WHY RACES ARE DIFFERENT Or at Least, Sometimes There Is Speeches That Occupy Day May Be Usually Rocky Road of Love Unexpectedly How Ironmaster Kept Favorite Decoration In Country Districts of Holland the Men of Science Say Physical Peculiar(ties Something to Be Said on the Brilliant, but Are Apt to Be Smoothed Out by Irate Without Offending the Sei* Young Couple Think Nothing of May Be Accounted for by Other Side. Old Banker. Somewhat Tiresome. sibilities of His Better Half. Waiting Three Year#. Functional Derangements. There Is a reverse side to every There was a commercial case of Sometimes the course of true love Here Is a true and amusing story of There is a story told in Holland that adage. Early to bed and early to rise Discussing the differences that dis great magnitude the other day In England, does upset all accepted theories by the late Andrew Carnegie, as told by one evening in the catechumen's class may make a man healthy, wealthy and tlngulsh the Anglo-Saxon from rho in which It was expected that running smoothly, and when the voyagers a young Irish sculptor who was engaged an amorous youth was called upon Chinese, or the negro. Prof. Arthui wise, but it does not necessarily fill one at least of counsel would take on that uncertain stream are in decorative stone carving at to answer the first question in the him like a bottle with the milk of happiness. Keith recently explained thai the key eight days for his speech. With all Sklbo castle, the multimillionaire's most fearful of rocks ahead. At least Heidelberg catechism: "What Is thine to the problem is to be found through respect for a learned professor, but in it was like this in the case of the only magnificent Scottish residence. only comfort in life and death?" To One of the healthiest wealthiest and studying the disturbances and disorders amicable candor, It Is hard not to commiserate Carnegie was awakened every morning daughter of a New York banker, of presumably wisest men 1 know has which the young man replied: "To that occasionally affect the any judge that may have to by the shrill skirling of bagpipes whom most of the young lady's suitors been beating the birds to the first peep marry Geertle de Koning and to have development and growth the human listen to a speech of this length. It were In deadly terror. Ordinarily the played under his window by his private of dawn for 40 years, writes Herbert a farm of my own." A curious feature body, especially those duo to a functional may be made by the cleverest and piper. After breakfast the great proverbial sorehead bear would have Corey. But he has -a temper that In the evolution of a Dutch courtship derangement of one or more of most eloquent of men, but the fact is been a mild and Inadequate comparison man would appear in a long, fawn, would corrode copper. Is that it begins at church. Eyes the gliinds of internal secretion—the that by the eighth day, the facts and sleeveless overcoat to view the progress to this old gentleman. Sometimes a controlled and conservative meet eyes there. A visit Is then paid pituitary, thyroid, adrenal and otiiej the tropes of the first are pretty well of the sculptor's work. His favorite The father had on a number of occasions laziness may go farther toward by the young man to the home of the glands. In some manner not yet unierstood. faded. The value of these long observed his daughter in Intimate ornament In stone was a wildcat, insuring content than the laying esteemed beauty. "Papa" is approached the functions carried on in speeches by counsel consists largely the Sutherland emblem, and a lot discourse with one of the young up of millions to be spent by the English as to whether the visitor may •liese glands regulate not. only the dimensions In the notes that the judge has taken, of these flerce-loooklng animals had men from his own bank and, watching son-in-law. speak, privately, to the daughter, and, of the body, but also the provided he followed the argument his opportunity, cornered them together. been carved on various parts of the "I have kept myself In training all if no objection is offered, both parents •diape and size of each Individual part. which is by no means always the case. castle. One morning Mrs. Carnegie my life," said one of the most Important are called in to ascertain the Issue The racial features of the Mongolian We have, to be sure, the splendid performances "Well, young man," the banker accompanied her husband on his usual business men in the country to me of the conference. If both parties type are imitated by growing at Warren Hastings' impeachment thundered threateningly, "what are round of Inspection. "Well," said the this morning. "I have to be In the are agreed to open courtship, It begins Europeans who are affected by deficiency where we are assured that your intentions, hey? Just what do late millionaire, pointing with pride pink of condition to meet the day's that night coffee-drinking and social disorders of the thyroid gland. you mean, hanging about my daughter, ladies of the most exalted station to a piece of work in which the wildcats strains." enjoyment and then the courtship The features of the negro can best swooned in sheer admiration and awful hey? Answer me, sir!" were prominent, "what do yot He began as an office boy. Today he lasts for at least three years, during :e accounted for by the nature of tli« The young man spoke up frankly. wonder at the genius displayed. think of It?" has approximately 50,000 employees which period of time the Dutch growth-regulating mechanism centered "To tell the truth, sir, I haven't any** So be It thfey swooned, though we "Oh," she replied, "I don't like It and Is the actual head of a large Industry. maiden will attend to the dairy work in the thyroid and suprarenal glands. intentions, and don't mean anything. have to point out that swooning at at all I think those wildcats are horrid." Of course he has millions. of the farm, baking, mending, and European features are connected with Of course, Hazel and I love each that period was a pretty general accomplishment Everyone has nowadays, so that is no cooking. The young man will have a dominance in the functions of the other, but my salary Is too small to nevertheless, It is fair Just for a moment Carnegie's face distinction, amassed enough guilders to Invest In pituitary. get married on, and I can't ask her to say that Burke and Fox and Sheridan expressed disappolnment Then, struck He likewise has a fine, upstanding, a farm, and then the clergyman Is Scientists hope that a thorough to wait until she's an old woman—as in point of fact were rather above by what he no doubt regarded as a four-square son who bids fair to become called In, and the neighbors revel for study of the still very obscure subject she'd probably have to. No, I don't the average counsel In eloquence, happy thought, he turned to his wife as big a man as his father has many days, celebrating the event In of the so-called "ductless" glands will see any hope for me at all." though Sergeant Saunders could have and, with a whimsical smile, said: been. But he has gone into another true, generous, hospitable fashion. "That's all right, my boy," the provide the means of regulating, tc made any of the three "look foolish" "All right, my dear, never mind we'll business. Needless to say, this order of nuptialtying some extent, the future evolution oi banker told him, his face suddenly on his own ground.—Christian Science have tame cats instead." "I didn't want him in mine," the does not apply to cities. the human race. beaming with kindness. "Go ahead Monitor. And although stone cats continued father sighed. "I have risen early and and marry her. Why, It's the plain gone to bed early all my life. I have to be carved whenever there was an duty of a chap who shows that much MARKED PROGRESS OF RACE SHOES IN SONG AND STORY been forced to go without the theater, appropriate position for them in the SUSPENDED PAYMENT IN CASH sense to get married right away." to miss concerts, to avoid social intercourse, decorative scheme, from that time onward to give a daily hour to the they were, as Carnegie had declared, Much Significance In What Might Be Mumble Foot Coverings Have Figured How British Government Saved the gym. I have been the bond slave of Called the Division of Chinese In order not to offend the sensibility STATION AGENT WAS RIGHT Largely in the Traditions of Situation When Country's Financial my business. My day starts at eight Shoe Periods. of his wife, tame cats. Various Nations. Solvency Was Threatened. o'clock at the office and it ends at six. Negro Messenger at Least Learned I have been successful, but—" Chinese shoes may generally be Shoes have their tradition of song QUEER JUMBLING OF RACES Something of More or Less Importance In the great war which England commenced Nix on those rhymed maxims. They divided into two periods—the boundfeet and story, writes Wainwright Evans to Senator. with France in 1793, the first jingle too merrily to be true. period and the natural-feet period in National's Business. We all know Caucasus Religion Has Been Appropriately four years saw £400,000,000 added to the according to an article by Miss Ten Cinderella, but few have heard of A southern senator, whose home Is Designated as the "Mountain national debt without any material Wei Tslng. During the former period Rhodope, the Egyptian maiden who LAUGHS AT ANCIENT SAYING In the country some two miles from advantage being gained. So much coin of Languages." the women were secluded and their had the most beautiful foot to be the railway, received a telegram which had left the country for ithe payment chief business was embroidery, even found along the Nile. One day when Indicated the need for his Immediate Here is One Retired Business Man With various anti-bolshevlst governments of troops abroad and as^subsidles to their shoes being elaborately embroidered. she was at her bath "•iinlnating presence In a nearby city. The train Who Is Not Afraid of seeking a resting place and capital allies that the bank, during 1796, began Each shoe consisted of two eagle flew down and 1 off her schedule had been recently changed, "Rusting Out" at one end of the range and fabulous to feel a difficulty in satisfying pieces, at the border of which a narrow sandal, which he drop way of and the telephone was not working, oil hoards of Baku at the other, demands made on it. At the close of strip of silk was sewed so as to a suggestion at the the king. fee: of so a negro was sent to find out when The world seems to be full of cheerful Inspiring covetous Imperialistic Interest, the year people began to hoard coin make a smooth edge. The two pieces Of course the king put his heralds a train would pass the station. It the long line of mountains which oldsters. Hear this: and to make runs upon the county were sewed together at the pointed right on the job, took a hand in the was three hours later when the negro separates Europe from Asia gives "They tell us," he says, "that If a banks. These applied to the Bank of end with several fine cross stitches. A search himself, found his Cinderella, shambled Into the yard. man quits work he soon rusts out but promise of once more attaining the England for help, and the consequence wooden block about one-third Inch and made her queen of Egypt. "Where have you been, you black headline position It so often has held I don't find that to be true. I haven't was that a run upon it commenced in thick served as the heel of the shoe, Our boys in France must have seen rascal? Does it take three hours to throughout the ages. Made up of 400 done a stroke of work in four years, the latter part of February, 1797. This the wooden block being wrapped In the many shrines and memorials ask when a train will be due?" the miles of majestic peaks, In three but I don't feel a bit rusty yet, not a great establishment could only keep several layers of cloth. around Soissons dedicated to St. Crispin. fuming senator demanded. ridges, the Caucasus stretches from bit. Later the small shoes with the tiny itself afloat by paying in sixpences. patron saint of shoemakers. The "Now. Marse Henry," the negro northwest to southeast like a petrified "They tell us also that *they never eoles became fashionable. This kind Immediate Insolvency was expected, story goes that St. Crispin and his protested, "yo' know hit don' take no wave, whose northeastern face mounts come back,' and I think that may be of shoe also consisted of two pieces, when on February 26, the government brother, Crispianus, were Romans, three hours ter ax when er train to the snow crest, but whose southwestern true really I am Inclined -to doubt with a silk cord at the Juncture, to stepped in with an order In council who, about the year 303 were converted gwine pass by. But, Marse Henry front, facing toward Turkey, whether I could now, at seventy-five, prevent the seam from being seen. authorizing the notes of the bank as to Christianity. Together they Ah done hear yo' say yo'se'f dat da* seems dashed into countless precipices When the Manchus became the ruling take up my work where I .laid It down, legal tender until such time as proper went north into France, spreading the station agent am a liar an' yo' can5 by the titanic forces of nature, says a class of China, women were released when I was seventy or thereabouts remedies could be applied* This suspension gospel. They supported themselves take his word for nuffln', so when h? bulletin from the National Geographic from seclusion In the more progressive but I don't want to take it up. of cash payments was attended by making shoes, which they sold to tol' me, Ah didn't pay no 'tention society. homes and their chief Interest was no "I don't think anybody Is 'entitled' by the usual effect of raising the the natives at a very low price. Presumably but des' stayed to see fer myse'f. An' The Caucasus Is the most interesting longer embroidery. They had no time to anything unless he works for It but normal prices of all articles. they undersold all competitors. for once in his life dat man tol' de rabbit warren of humanity on th£ to pay much attention to their shoes, I think I have earned a rest. I worked At any rate, possibly with the truf—dat ole train sho did come rollin: globe. For uncounted ages varioufc and they stopped binding their feet hard for fifty years In that time I encouragement and connivance of the by des when he said she would I" Old Weights and Measures. peoples sifted through the selected vaf: and entered into the natural-feet period did about one hundred years' work. So, local chamber of commerce, they were "Stil-yards," beams and all manner leys, leaving a fraction of their number with the Manchus. as I figure it, there is still rightfully finally put out of the way by the ungrateful of weights and measures, as might be in some remote spot, so that at Song in the Bathroom. due me about 45 years of leisure. proletariat. expected from their importance in the one time El Azlzl said that there were "In other words, I should have to Professor W. H. Bragg of the Royal Acid Test of Warrior. life and Interchange of the populace, 300 tribes and dialects In the region live to be about one hundred and twenty Institution, London, England, has Among the Mundurucus, a tribe of Bean Growing in Early Times. are frequently mentioned In old chronicles, 650 miles long and 100 miles broad, before that alleged rust law would enunciated" a new theory as to the the upper Amazon, no youth Is considered Theophrastus, writing 300 years before which he called the "Mountain of Languages." and one quaint allusion reads, bathroom. "Why do so many people properly apply to me and I hope I to have attained the dignity "this lying weight was by the Balance, the Christian era, says that in shall live at least that long and all the sing in the bathroom?" asked the professor, of until he has endured the manhood the weight lying In one scale, Macedonia and Thessaly, beans were and a Juvenile audience broke time as free from rust, as cotfffortable ""ordeal of the gloves." In that country grown to be plowed into the soil at and not hanging or sliding on the Stick Fighting in Trinidad. out Into laughter, remembering the and happy, as I am at the present moment" there is a kind of ant, as big as a Beam of a Stil-yard. as in auncel flowering time. Varro about 50 years Single combat in various forms survives Impulse that seizes them to break out wasp and quite as venomous likewise B. C. says: "Some things should be weight." But the "stil-yard" was also all over the world, and different Into song when they are having a bath^ another species, known as the "fire not beyond reproach, for Arnold, In sown with a view not so much to present peoples have different methods of The professor explained that the note ant," whose bite feels like a red-hot Hundreds of Varieties of Figs. 1500, tells how "this wayght Is forbidden profit as to next year's crops, because showing their prowess. In the Island is struck for them by the running water. needle piercing the flesh, says the The fig family, Moraceae, Is one of in England by statute of Parliament when cut down and left they Improve of Trinidad, for instance, the natives, He also pointed out that, while Pittsburgh Dispatch. Two bamboo the largest In the vegetable world. and also holy Church hath cursed the soli. Thus lupins before who speak a mixture of French patois the voice sounds resonantly in the tubes are closed at one end and Into Botanists have Identified and described In England all that beyen or sellen they produce many pods, and sometimes and English, call their method "playing bathroom, It Is not half so fine or Inspiring each of them a number of these poisonous more than 600 species, mostly by that auncel wayght." However, beanstalks, If the podding stage bols" (literally stick fighting). when a song is continued In ants are put. Then the tubes, tropical evergreens, frequently of gigantic In spite of church and law, the "aunccel be not so far advanced that It Is The stick used, says the Detroit the dressing room. The same authority called "gloves" by courtesy, are tied proportions, often climbers or News, is about a yard long, and usually wayght" continued in u£e -till 1582, profitable to pull the beans, are usually explained that the bubbles of upon tlie arms of the young man epiphytic. The species Ficus carlca ten years after that one ^we have been plowed Into poor land." In Flanders, made from the "pule" tree, a very steam formed at the bottom of a boiling whose fortitude Is to be tested, and, thrives in Egypt, but is of little value considering began its long career, has always been^a model hard wood. This Is held at each end which kettle, nearest to the flame, tried wearing them, he goes about the village also Ficus sycomorus, the fruit of diagonally In front of the body, and when the jury appointed by Elizabeth to the rest of Europe In husbandry, to get to the top, and coming into contact and singing. If he shows dancing the blows are struck by releasing one which Is consumed with relish by set up a new standard of weights and method has always been a great this with water of a lower temperature the of he pronounced slightest sign distress is Egyptians Ficus roxburghll, native of measures, which remained In force hand and striking with either the left feature. This we learn from the lecture fell back again with sounds like and becomes an object a failure lower slopes of the Himalaya mountains or the right. down to the present time. read by Dr. E. J. Russell, M. A., tiny hammer strokes on a hard substance. to the girls but, if of derision In the carnival season bands from of northern India, produces fruit F. R. S., C. B. E.. at the Royal Horticultural he endures the agony without wincing, the various districts are made up and of very large size, in massive clusters, society—who recommends Lamps for Brides. to the rank of warrior his promotion but of not very high quality Ficus contests take place whenever two methods and regards It as one these In early times the courtship and Certiorari. Is accomplished. bands meet. The stick men are extraordinarily pseudocarica of northeastern Africa, the most efficient ways of making of marriage customs among the Greenlanders Certiorari is a law term, and Is seldom clever at parrying blows, produces small, dark-colored, sweet, our obligation to Theophrastus.—Christian soil. Such is were simple and unceremonious come upon outside of legal proceedings. quite palpable fruit, the capriz form of '"Business" and Social Life. and an expert will stop a cricket ball Science Monitor. enough, since we are told that The word is derived from Each business person has a self tbat thrown at him. which Is receiving considerable attention when a lovelorn youth made up his the Latin certioro, to be certified. In assumes direction and control during in California. The original home Fish That Explode. mind as to the girl he wanted to adorn law it means a writ from a superior office hours and should have quite* a of the cultivated fig conforms quite Police Unappreciatlve of Art. To the Russian people Lake Baikal, and be useful in his hut of Ice and to an Inferior court directing a certified distinct and separate self for afterbusiness generally to that of the olive. One of the best stories English theatrical In eastern Siberia, Is a holy lake, and snow, he went to her house, seized record of Its proceedings In a hours. The moment the Hd men tell about Sir Henry Irving they believe both the lake and Its surrounding her by the hair or wherever he could designated case to be sent up for review. •of the office desk is down he ought Is of an occasion when he was rehearsing country are endowed with Karakul Fur. secure a good grip on her, and dragged Where right of appeal from the to change automatically into his "social" for Don Quixote at the Lyceum. supernatural powers and Inhabited by Karakul, Persian lamb and Astrakhan her to his own domain, where she was decision of the Inferior court exists, self and let his business self have The one great difficulty was unearthly beings. All kinds of weird furs come from the regions about certiorari proceedings are unnecessary, expected to remain, without any further a complete rest until the lid of his to find Don Quixote's horse—sufficiently tares mingle with their explanations Bokhara, in Turkestan. Before the but where such right does not marriage ceremony. If an affluent 'desk is raised the next morning, In quaint, starved and aged. His manager, of any feature of the lake. Even so war almost all of them were dyed and bridegroom he would perhaps soothe exist this Is the procedure adopted to that way the self that must b# so Bram Stoker, at last announced simple an object as a great rock lying treated at Leipslc, where two houses have the proceedings of the inferior keenly alert, that must concentrate so her lacerated feeling by presenting that he had found one In the provinces In the middle of a river Just where it alone received 750,000 skins, with a court reviewed by a superior court surely during the day, can sleep for her with a new lamp or some other —an animal whose ribs could be flows from Lake Baikal takes on a yearly value of about $2,700,000. having common law Jurisdiction over •eighteen hours out of every twontyfour. article of household utility. counted, whose bones stood out like mysterious significance. If this stone The race of sheep known as Karakul the Inferior court Where good cause hat pegs, and which had a head like were to slip from its place, they say, Is a native of Turkestan, and its Is shown, the superior court issues a The person who has mastered the a camel. "It Is on its way from Euston Mosquitoes Hate Light. the whole of Lake Baikal would pour special home is in the vast sandy desert secret of thus alternating his mental writ of certiorari to the Inferior court now," said Bram Stoker, In answer It has been shown that the malariabearing out of Its basin and flood the river plains of Bokhara. The lambs are currents can stand enormous strain, ordering that the record of the case to Irving^ anxious Inquiries. mosquito does not stay In a and probably the continent. But there carry heavy burdens and overcome tintold born covered with an abundant fleece, In question be sent up in order that it But the animal never arrived. The well-lighted house or modern hospital, are actually many strange things down to their hoofs and as far as their may be reviewed and justice done to resistance without being In the man and beast had got as far as Bow says the Medical Record. Clean, bare about Lake Baikal. There is, for example, eyes. This fleece is formed of black slightest danger of a ."nervous breakdown." all concerned. street when the police stopped them. walls and ceilings, large windows and a species of fish that Inhabits strands tightly curled against the skin. The horse was ordered to be shot, little furniture do not attract it. On the deepest part These flsh have been If the animal be killed within three Pulna, a Fish, Spins Silk. and the man was sentenced to a the contrary, It selects cottages or Oldfashioned seen by few persons, for as soon as days of its birth and skinned at once Graphite. The most costly of all kinds of silk month's Imprisonment for cruelty to houses, where the rooms are they are lifted out of their accustomed the fleece remains unchanged. As It "The purest graphite found in the hosiery is made from silk which is not animals. "stuffy" and hot ill-lighted, 111-ventilated, grows, however, the curls untwist and atmosphere of high pressure they explode.—New United States is at Tlconderoga, N. T. the product of the silkworms, but a with dark recesses, cupboards, York Morning Telegraph. after It once has been sheared the wool It yields 09.0 per cent pure carbon. species of shellfish called a pulna. The old curtains and much furniture. In Rapid Transit In Distant Past grows with scarcely a trace of curl. Some few years ago a rich graphite pulna makes its home In the warm such a place the mosquito is altogether "Sir," said Boswell, or one of the mine was discovered in Texas. Tears It Certainly Is That! waters of the Mediterranean around at home, and if there is restricted living minor fry In the service of the oracle before a ranchman had bought the Have you ever been stuck In the Why Dance Party Is "Bait" Sicily. It has an odd little tube at or sleeping accommodation infection of Fleet street—I forget which—"they land for $12 per acre, constantly regretting mud at the foot of a steep incline in Ball play In church by the dean and the end of its tongue. Out of this is very likely to be carried from are now busy with a scheme of rapid that he bought such a rocky a balky motor car? So have we. And choir boys of Naples was a curious old tube, spider fashion, or silkworm fashion, the malaria carrier to the susceptible transit by means of postchalses." place, never dreaming that those If you are a woman and the motor custom during the "Feast of Fools" at it spins a silk thread, with which person. "And the rate of the acceleration of rocks contained a fortune until a New was driven by a normal man, you Easter. The boys danced around the it fastens itself to any rock to which velocity?" queried the other. (I quote York man offered him $75,000 for dean singing an antiphon. The dean heard words that you had a vague Idea it wishes to adhere. When the pulna entirely from memory.) "They talk, Always Hope. 75 acres of It. He closed the deal existed but were not exactly sure were had a ball which he threw to them, and moves on to fresh feeding grounds Its sir, of twelve miles an hour." "Sir," •quicker than the New Yorker could they caught it while dancing. In current use. And if he asked for The fashionable physician walked in, silken cable Is left behind. This cable, exclaimed the sage, "it would be impossible *vlnk. He still has 1,125 acres of the Later at private dancing parties the a pair of pliers, you knew if you made in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly which is called byssus, the Sicilian we could not breathe." 'same kind of rock—plus his cattle, a mistake and handed him a monkey dancers threw a ball to each other as, at his patient fishermen gather. Byssus weaves into "There," comments the biographer, land the same old hole In the Colorado to the sound of their own voices, they wrench he might choke yon or something. "Well, here I am, Mrs. Adams," he the softest, finest, sheeniest of fabrics "that is just the man he was, he could river from which he extracts whirled around in sets. The pastime And when, after he has had to announced. "What do you think is the but It is very rare and the stockings always lay his finger on the weak •catfish. consisted in loosening hands In time to put on the chains, you finally pull out matter with you this morning?" woven from It consequently are— point They had never thought of Graphite is also mined In Bavaria, catch the ball. Dancing has long survived of that mud hole, O-ool "Ain't It a "Doctor, I hardly know," murmured as has been said—exceedingly expensive.—New that"—Richard Whiteing, In Manchester Bohemia, Norway, New Zealand and this strange game, but a dancing grand and glorious feeling ?"—Columbus the fashionable patient languidly. England Fisheries. Guardian. Mexico. party is still called a balL Dispatch. "What is new?"—Life. am-