tWjETHRE^ KNOWS NO PERIOD OF JOY I FAULTY GLOVES MEAN DEATH MOB'S ACTION SELDOM JUST LOWDEN'S WAR RECORD ey'LL 61. RE BEST PAUL Camel Famed as Pc- r.essor of Perpetual Good Reason Why Electric Linemen Henry Waiters on Wrote Feelingly en of flooSecUANUS "Grouch," F-om Its Birth Take Especial Care of the Rubber the Brute Nature of Mankind, I'VE eVERjlAD Governor Active Aid of National to Its D.ath. Hand Coverings. When Herded in Groups. Authorities. In selecting the camel as their emblem, You would be extremely careful In The people en masse constitute what anti-prohibitionists display a your selection of a pair of gloves if we call the mobs. Mobs have rarely sense of fitness. According to some you knew that a rip or tear would been right—never except when capably Hit Own Son, Pullman, Wins His authorities, though the camel generally probably cost you your life. led. ... It was the mob In f- fills his tanks with water, when he Stripes in Overseas This is the case in which the electric Paris that made the Reign of Terror. has the chance he substitutes date Service. lineman finds himself, we are told Mobs have seldom been tempted, even Juice, which, fermenting in due course, by a writer in the American Machinist. though they had small chance to go gives him a portable store of alcohol Friends of Frank O. Lawden point He then goes on and describes wrong, that they have not gone wrong. to draw on as opportunity allows. Even with pride to his record as war governor the linemen's gloves and the great care The "people" Is a fetish. It was with "soft" drinks the camel's powers of Illinois. Promptly follow!-ig with which they are tested. He says: the people, misled, who precipitated of absorption are phenomenal. Watering the severance of diplomatic relatio. '.a "Some day when you are walking the South into the madness of secession a camel train on the march is a between the United States and Germany along a main-traveled road, where traffic and the ruin of a hopelessly unequal prolonged business, seeing that some Gov. Lowden issued an appeal is piled back as far as one can see, war of sections. camels require as much as 20 gallons to the people of Illinois to uphold and linemen are repairing a broken This is merely to note the mortal to satisfy their thirst. On esthetic President Wilson. wire, stop and watch them work. BOUSHEVIKI fallibility of man, most fallible when grounds, however, objections might be "It Is the solemn duty of all Americans," 4r "The gloves they wear tell a unique herded in groups and prone to do in raised to selecting for an emblem an he said, "to rally to his support." story. Probably the line they are handling the aggregate what he would hesitate animal whose face has been described Is 'alive' and carrying electric to do when left to himself and his as "a sculptured sneer." The camel Three days later he went before a current enough to cause instant death individual accountability. Itself is said to be so little in love joint session of the two branches of yet they pick it up, twist it, splice It Under a wise dispensation of power, with its appearance that It never the legislature to renew his appeal. as nonchalantly as though handling a despotism, we are told, embodies drinks from a pool without first fouling "We may have many sympathies," fishing tackle. They are able to pick the best of all government. The trouble the water so as to be spared the he said. "We can have but one allegiance up the live wire because of the rubber Is that despotism is seldom, if sight of Its own reflection. Nor does and that allegiance is to the gloves they wear. ever, wise. It Is its nature to be inconsiderate, its character bear inspection. "The United States." "Did you know that these gloves are being essentially selfish, camel," says an oriental proverb, The authorities in Washington regarded today made according to rigid specifications grasping and tyrannous. As a rule, "curses its parents when it has to go Illinois as critical territory. completely standardized, and therefore, revolution—usually of force uphill and its Maker when it goes Gov. Lowden took immediate steps to that no purchasing agent dare buy rubber —has been required to change or reform down." Camels are born sad (even demonstrate that the state was unitedly gloves until he has thoroughly it. Perfectibility was not designed young camels are never known to play), back of the government in whatever tested them? No glove can be marked for mortal man. .—Henry and their life is one long protest war it undertook. He measures with the manufacturer's name or with Watterson in 'Marse Henry.' an Autobiography." against being made to work.—Manchester appointed a state council of defense, the size in such a manner as to injure Guardian. representing all parties and all elements, It In any way. The gloves must each to organize the war activities be more than 14 inches long and the FORGERY A CAPITAL OFFENSE SAVAGES WORE BODY ARMOR of Illinois. average thickness not less than 0.06 Eventually—Why Not Now? The work of this council was noteworthy. inch. They must have a tensile Under English Law It Was Punishable Financed by an appropriation Gilbert Islanders Used That Form of strength of 1,200 pounds per square of $50,000 as against appropriations by Death Until Comparatively inch and bear having two inches of Protection, but It Was Limited for similar purposes in other states Recent Years. their surface stretched to 12 inches to Leaders. running as high as $5,000,000, the Illinois without a rupture. The gloves must Forgeries are not modern crimes. council achieved results equal in be capable of withstanding the application Only one tribe in the South Pacific TWOHINDTETAUSTOANERKANS In 1652, the fifth year of Elizabeth's importance to those of any other body of 18,000 volts without puncturing." islands ever rose to the height of inventing reign, the British parliament passed of its kind in the country. Among the armor to be used in their warfare. a special act against forgery "to things it did of direct aid to the government's But even this tribe, the Gilbert amend the small, mild and easy punishment" military plans was to give JUST WHAT WORRIED MOTHER islanders, turned out only a few suits, then in force. By this act preliminary training to several thousand owing to the work entailed in the America any person found guilty of forgery drafted men, so that on reporting manufacture. Francis Dickie says, in Her Thoughts on Matter Were Centered was sentenced to pay double costs and to camp they were able to obtain the Scientific American, that the suits on the Partner of Her damages, was to be set in the pillory immediate recognition as noncommissioned were limited in number, and that Joys and Sorrows. In some open market town, and there officers. The council's chief every village was the proud possessor publicly to have both ears cut off, his AMERICA'S BIGGEST TASK function, however, was in building up of one. At the outbreak of a conflict The would-be stern father assumed nostrils slit and cut, and seared with the morale of the people at home, between villages, not all the inhabitants his most forbidding air as his^ young By President Wofford College, Spartanburg, a hot Iron, "so as they remain for a HENBY NELSON SNYDER, fostering economies, and aiding movements went to war, but the most South Carolina. son somewhat guiltily entered the perpetual mark of his falsehood," the of whatever kind designed to doughty warrior was dressed in the study. If we Americans will get rid of our traditional optimism long enough seriously unhappy forger to finally lose all his increase national efficiency. village armor and sent against the to study conditions in this country in the light of real facts, we shall "Charles," he said, with finger upraised possessions and be imprisoned for The governor kept in close personal champion of the rival place. find much to make us uneasy as to the future. We shall be made acutely, in admonition, "I am horrified life. touch with the Illinois boys in khaki disturbingly aware that forces are at work which it is quite too mild to describe The brown-colored fabric covering to hear that you were seen at Romano's In 1634, according to Edward H. and blue. He visited them in their as forces of "reform" and "betterment." They may fool us with such the body and legs, which formed the the night before last, acting Smith, in the Saturday Evening Post, camps, traveled to the seaboard to bid terms, but in reality these forces aim at nothing short of the destruction of Gilberts' armor, was made out of coir as host to a party of chorus girls. Can forgery was made a "capital offense what is characteristic of our American form of Government and of the Constitution Godspeed to departing contingents and string taken from the husk of the this be true?" without benefit of clergy," which meant itself. In the hidden places of our cities, in the large industrial centers, was at New York to give welcome in coconut, so closely woven as to make from college and university chairs, and from the pulpit, with spoken "Oh, yes, papa," admitted the that a man might not escape the gibbet the name of the state to the veterans a protection stronger than board, and word and in pamphlet and book, a propaganda is going on which, if generally young man, with the merest apology on account of high birth in case who came back at the close of the known, would shock us out of our easy-going American way of accepting things having greater lightness to recommend for a blush. he were convicted as a forger. This fighting. as they are until they reach the stage when they can only be cured by more it. A further breastplate, Invulnerable monstrous law remained in effect until "My boy, what—what do you suppose His interest in the soldiers was not or less violent methods. Such a propaganda is aimed at nothing less than the to any native weapon, was made from 90 years ago, when many types of your poor mother would think— complete overturning of our familiar system of social, political, and industrial merely official. Among them was his the dried skin of the stingaree, or ray forgery were taken off the lists of •organization, in the freedom, inspiration, and opportunity of which we have would say—should this come to her own son, Pullman Lowden—a member fish, which dried as hard as metal. grown so great as a Nation. ears?" capital crimes, along with such familiar of the Prairie division. In that division This propaganda which is blasting at the foundations of modern society In the last few years peace has settled offenses as burglary, brigandage, was the "Dandy First" regiment "Oh, that's all right, pater," blurted we can just let go on accumulating and gathering to itself the forces of both over the Gilberts and the armor picking pockets and stealing of the Illinois national guard with out young hopeful. "Don't you worry blind and intelligent discontent that are natural to these abnormal times has ceased to be manufactured. The bread. about the mater. As a matter of fact, which Lowden served for three years until it assumes the proportions of a real revolution. But this would be few suits in existence have all been as l'eutenant-colonel. Pullman went she knows and she asked me to be clearly the part of unwisdom. The better way is to begin at once a battle of seized by collectors of rare articles. ideas, matching false conceptions, meeting destructive ideas with constructive sure not to let you get to know who overseas with his outfit, did his bit in Street Nomenclature. ideas, and revealing the power of a practical application of the genuine the ranks as a common soldier, and they were."—Triad (Sydney). The practice of giving numbers and American spirit and ideals as an antidote to the poison of an alien philosophy came back with the cherished gold "Flower of the Devil." letters instead of names to the streets of life. service stripes and avenues of our cities is so familiar "Flower of the Devil" is a strange Not Always Warned by Instinct. To do this very thing there is at this time a call to every patriotic American. to us that it excites no thought, except growth upon trees found on the sides We must get together and stay together until every man and woman Many persons are under the impression of its convenience. But it is a under the Flag understands and values the principles of the Fathers, and is of Fuego volcano In Guatemala, one that the instinct of animals brought to realize the potency of these principles, under proper adjustments, practice often remarked upon by foreigners of the few places In the world where warns them against eating or drinking Had Enough. to meet fully the needs of modern conditions without injustice to any group or as peculiar to the United it is known to occur. It has beautiful anything injurious. This may be the "What's the fuss at tt.e fountain? class. The hour has come therefore for all of us to organize and conduct States and as evidence of the matter foliation, veining and stem, and appears case with wild beasts, but it certainly Cholly has been drinking there all a thoroughgoing campaign to preserve a Constitutional form of Government of fact, unimaginative character of our full blown when just unfolding from is not true with domestic animals. A guaranteeing equal rights and opportunity to all and special privileges to 'lay." people. the bud. This effect is formed by a chicken will drink paint, and cows none. This is only a way of saying that the biggest task before Americans "Yes, and the druggist has refused Historical dates have been called now is completely to Americanize their America. parasite which enters the wood and have been known to poison themselves to sell him more ice-cream soda/' any picturesque names for streets. The dies after eating portions of it away, by draughts from a pool in which highly —Louisville Courier-Journal. French set the fashion in this respect. a process which in time produces the poisonous nitrate of soda had been Paris has Its Rue du 29 Julllet and Its results described. Tradition, however, steeped. Give a canary hempseed in Why man— Rue du Septembre. This fad has ascribes a different origin. Years ago, quantities and it will very soon kill spread even to South America. Buenos when the Spaniard ruled the country, itself. Aires has its Parque 3 du Febrero, a fair Indian maiden was supposed On the other hand, there are poisons we made this its July Promenade, Its 16th of to have betrayed certain tribal secrets quickly fatal to man which have comparatively November square and also Its 25th of to her white lover. Her people little effect upon a lower cigarette for you! May street. threw her Into the fiery water of Fuego form of animal life. in expiation of her sin, and once every Dogs and horses can take ten times year, on Midsummer's day, she appears Tomb a Tramp's Home. as much morphine in comparison to to throw armfuls of the devil's A tramp who had solved the present-day their body weight as man can. The flowers over the mountain's slopes— problem of where to live by dove or pigeon can take 500 times as a solemn warning to all of the sanctity taking up his abode in one of the old much, while the frog is unhurt by a of tribal secrets. Roman tombs at Aries, on the Rhone, dose 1,000 times greater, weight for gave two Dutch tourists the fright of weight, than would kill us. their lives. Woodpecker a "Home Bird." They had gone out to see the remains Among the natural guardians of the Cyclone's Awful Destruction. by moonlight, when suddenly trees are the woodpeckers, which The tropical cyclone is a real cyclone. out of a tomb emerged a human form gather their food as they creep round That is, it is the same sort of which the moon caused to appear exceedingly the trunks and branches. As the food thing as the ordinary cyclonic air ghostlike. The tourists fled of the woodpecker is nearly as abundant movements which bring most of our at top speed for the town, declaring in winter as in summer, they are storms here in the eastern United that they had seen a resurrection. The seldom migratory. They never forage States but in the tropics these movements "ghost" was interrogated by the police in flocks, like some of the granivorous are smaller in circumference, and will be prosecuted for the French birds whose food is more plentiful, incomparably greater in strength, equivalent of wandering without visible but scatter out over wide areas, and and fortunately much less frequent in means of subsistence. thus better their fare. They bear the occurrence. Often in a given region same relation to other birds that take like the West Indies there will be such Great Secret of Success. their food from trees as snipes and a storm only once in two or three The secret of success is in oneself, woodcocks bear to thrushes and years. The weather bureau will usually CAMELScompletely not in "pulls," outside influence, capital. quails—that is, they bore into the note the storm after it has started fit your cigarette de­ This is one of the reasons that wood as the snipe bores into the and will send warning to ships In Its the poor young man and young woman earth, while thrushes and quails seek sires so you'll agree path by wireless. The ships usually who find themselves utterly dependent their sustenance on the surface of make port Those overtaken by the they were made to meet your taste! upon their own effort are largely the the ground. storm are almost invariably destroyed. ones who win out In life, because their The islands that are struck by It suffer Unique flavor, fragrance and mellow-mild-body very lacks drive them into themselves "Devil's Darning Needle." most. Ships in the harbors are as their only chance. thrown up on the beach, houses are due to Camels quality The darning needle, or devil's darning The history makers are those who blown down and banana and coconut needle, is one of the names given and expert blend of choice Turkish have been forced to make their own groves that have taken years to grow to the dragon fly, which belongs to the way in the world, compelled to "sink are destroyed In a moment. and choice Domestic tobaccos order Odonata. Other popular names or swim," on their own initiative. for this insect are "snake feeders," area revelation! You will prefer the They are the ones who have pushed "snake doctors," "horse stingers," "flying Wealth Is Not Always Happiness. civilization up.—Orison Swett Marden, Camel blend to either kind of tobacco adders," etc., though dragon flies Often happiness is forced upon us in Chicago Daily News. lire harmless, as well as useful in killing as through ill fortune. Many a man smoked straight! mosquitoes and little flies. Young of wealth finds life dull and insipid in For a Traveler. dragon flies and the young of other the midst of luxury and crowds. Others With Camels you can go the limit insects, such as many flies, while in When a traveler returneth home, let have really begun to live with the him not leave the countries where he the intermediate stage between the without tiring your taste. They loss of their wealth. History is not hath traveled altogether behind him eggs and the mature insect, live in water without examples of men and women leave no unpleasant cigaretty aftertaste but maintain a correspondence by letters and are called "nymphs." Many Who have renounced their wealth to with those of his acquaintance of them live for a year in this stage no unpleasant cigaretty odor! find joys in doing things as men. The which are of most worth. And let his in ponds before transforming Into story is told of a woman who had all travel appear rather in his discourse adult dragon flies. To get a line on why Camels win the money she could use and still was than in his apparel or gesture and in not really happy. Ill fortune reduced you so completely compare them his discourse let him be rather advised Knows All the News. her wealth and she was compelled to in his answers, than forward to tell puff-for-pufif with any cigarette in work for the support of her children. "Those people never read a newspaper stories and let it appear that he doth from one year's end to the Her friends thought work degrading Joc££" the world at any price. You'll prefer not change his country manners for of 30 citfarettaa jbr to her, but she declared that she has other." those of foreign parts but only prick quality to coupons or premiums! never enjoyed life so much as since "That doesn't matter they've engaged in some flowers of that he hath learned a maid who's lived in about the loss of her money. She is putting abroad into the customs of his own thim carton for the home orof MTPPJJR J* every other family on the block." herself into the money she earns. Boo or wbmn you trmvmL country.—Lord Bacon. REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO., Winstoo-Salem, N. C*