I 9RBHB 1®P!$ ,*hv~ rV.y ... -, INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS PAGE TWO this in Mind" BALKED AT "WASTING LIQUOR" MOON AS ALLY OF FARMER 44 Action of Chief of Secret Service That Agriculturist Asserts He Courts His says the Good Judge Caused Retainer to Resign Sweetheart and Plants His Corn His Position. by Luna's Light You not only get complete They tell the story of Bruce Blelaski. tobacco satisfaction A contributor to the New York Tribune, head of the United States secret living in the country, is alarmed from a little of the Announcement service, and one of his retainers. lest the scientists blow up the moon. Real Tobacco Chew— In the old days—before the late unpleasantness—the He very properly says that the city But it costs you less. retainer might have man doesn't appreciate the moon in been described as a scholarly sipper. fact, he seldom sees it. But out in the The rich tobacco taste He knew the brands, origin, habitat country the moon serves a real purpose, lasts so much longer and beading of every first-rate whisky. and it ought to be protected from Millers Store in Fort Frances is When he drank he acted like one of onslaughts from the rockets of the scientists. than the old kind— the old brandy topers, who have been The contributor's letter is so offering to the people of International you don't have to have statutorily obliterated. delightful, and as it contains as much afresh chew nearly as He would eye and sniff ana roll the Falls a Complete stock wisdom as many other letters we read old stuff around in his mouth before often. we quote at length: of High Grade Merchandise Suitable the clamorous throat muscles pulled "Nobody knows what the moon is Any man who uses the it down. He revered whisky. His sole made of. Maybe it's made out of some for the Whole Family at Real Tobacco Chew reading was whisky reading. He was kind of mineral that will explode when not a drunkard at all, you will understand—merely will tell you that. this flash powder goes off on it And let prices under those in their .own an enthusiastic connoisseur me tell you, Mr. Editor, that wouldn't Put up in two styles of liquor. •-%#/$&•!. be a town. In Addition WE WILL very funny thing for anybody to Bielaski hsid a room full of whiskies Save the moon blow up. ALLOW A PREMIUM ON ALL tit his Washington headquarters. No RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco "Folks in the city don't know anything one got into that room, either. Every about the moon, whether it is W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco PURCHASES OF FROM 10 TO time there was a raid the stuff was anything or whether it ain't, and they placed under lock and key until Bielaski don't care. But we folks that live in 15 PER CENT, IF PAID FOR personally superintended its destruction. the country use the moon a great deal. Weyman-Bruton Company, 1107 Broadway. New York City WITH AMERICAN MONEY. I courted my wife by moonlight, and The connoisseur of booze used to my oldest boy is doing the same thing mourn this waste with tears in his PROFESSIONAL QW with his girl. I've planted my corn in WASTED ENERGY OF THE SUN eyes. He said it was a crime, no less. «r the full of the moon for forty years and Miller's Store He said he is now convinced that this never had a poor crop. Besides, we use country is barbarous, and that in its Only a Minute Fractbui of It3 Tremendous JOHN H. BROWN the moon in lots of other ways. I can't heart it yearns to wear beads on its Heat Strikesthe Earth and Law hardly think what life would be here Attorney at Fort Frances, Ontario, Canada legs and feathers in Its hair. He was Becomea Useful. in the country without the moon." orating in this strain one bitterly cold 0ic« over O. M. Co 6»rr Aye, aye, sir, we are for you—especially day during the big blizzard when he A digression on the energy of the International Falls, MfoaMOt since you seem to know how to saw Bielaski come out of his office. past sun may be permitted. All that court. It has been a marvel to us for Bielaski had a couple of quarts of a the earth has caught, for all the millions years how a city boy manages to fall celebrated brand under his arm. of years that it has existed, is H. H. IHRIG DR. in love with a girl when the light came He stopped talking. Little flecks of the merest fraction of what the sun from an electric bulb instead of from foam appeared in the corners of his DentUt has radiated in the same time, according the friendly moon.—Columbus Dispatch. mouth. He began to dream of Tennessee to a lecture by Sir Oliver Lodge, Ofice ©yer Holler's Coafccti »net? meads and Kentucky pastures. His reported in the Scientific American. eyes softened and his cheek took on a International Falls, Minnesota The earth to the sun is like a printer's PILGRIM WORTHY OF HONOR younger flush. full stop at a distance of ten feet DURING PAINT UP AND CLEAN UP SEASON Then Bielaski poured the liquor in from a halfpenny. Some of the radiation J. J. HADLER the radiator of his automobile, and Elder Brewster Gave Up Much When from a globe one inch in diameter AND ALL THE YEAR AROUND the enthusiast violently resigned from He Abandoned His Home for a falls on the spot one one-hundredth LAWTBR the federal service.—Herbert Corey, in Great Principle. inch in diameter ten feet away, but WHEN YOU WANT TOFIX E S O A N Kansas City Star. international Stat* Bank Bull t» that little speck only catches the hundred THAT FENCE Successor to G. Holmqnist Gone Is the ancient pear tree, and and fifty millionth part of the LAY THAT FLOOR I Cabinet Maker, Furniture no trace remains of the mulberry tree BLAME MEXICAN "HOT STUFF" whole. What has become of the rest SEE HANG THAT DOOR Repairer, Picture Framing, NORTHERN MINNESOTA planted by Cardinal Wolsey, under the of the solar energy? It must still be BUILD THAT SMALL welcome shade of which Sir Edwyn I General Carpenter, Contracttor careering through space. The ether is Pepper and Fiery Liquors May Have HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION Sandys sat in the long summer days BUILDING OR COTTAGE1 perfectly transparent and only when it and Builder. Something to Do With the of 1575 at Scrooby manor, but Pilgrims ,502 THIRD STREET encounters matter will the radiation or any Big Carpenter job—j Troubles Down There. Dr. C. C. Craig Phone 196 in England in 1920 need not neglect be mopped up and turned into heat. Dr. B. L. Osburn Phone 79 to raise their hats to the memory of Not our sun only, but all the millions Pepper Is the source of Mexican Hospital Phone 79 Elder Brewster at his one-time home, of other suns, have likewise been revolutions, according to many people. because special arrangements have Office over International State Bank always pouring out radiation into Hot tamales, chili con came, which been made for escorting parties to Phone 15S space. Is there any hope of catching means pepper with meat chili rellenas, TwoHiniiteTaixsToAnericans the haunts of Pilgrim Fathers during and utilizing it? I trow not. In spite chili con queso, or pepper with International Falls, Minnesota the tercentenary year. All the Fathers of all this constant flood of energy cheese all the other hot dishes that made great sacrifices, but one will be space is cold very near absolute zero. delight the Mexican palate, are supposed fi tempted to think that William Brewster LAWRENCE'S PHARMAC» The reservoir is so enormous that all to incite these fiery Latin-Indian America Association. made perhaps more than most these taps, running for ages, have folk to actions that people of more The Rexall Store when one sees the ruins of his palatial made no impression on it, have not sober mien would not contemplate. S. N. Rubin, Prop. home he left. Traces of the moat raised the level a perceptible amount. But the border citizens of this country still exist, and some of the great place the greater blame on the International Falls, Minnesota carved beams can be found in stables liquid refreshments indulged In by HISTORY REVEALED BY NAMES UNITED AMERICANS and cowsheds nearby. The size of our neighbors to the south. Aguardiente, the house can be realized when it is tequila, mescal, drinks that By William C. Deming, Editor Stockman and Farmer, Cheyenne, Wyoming. By Them It Is Possible to Ascertain remembered that it was large enough rouse stormy passions in the Latin What Races Have Inhabited to shelter Margaret Tudor and her entire Because of the unsettled condition of affairs throughout and paralyze the senses of the AngloSaxon, the country, the growing unrest among laboring retinue on her royal procession to Different Districts. are consumed in great quantities. classes, the activity of radicals, particularly from foreign Scotland.—Christian Science Monitor. lands, and the disposition in certain quarters to attack In the earliest days of the human Tequila, father of comets, sea serpents, private property and even overthrow the government if family, all known persons, places and misshapen giants, juggernauts One Man Is Crew. 2SO MODERN ROOMS possible, conditions which have been disclosed by congressional groups of human beings must have and a thousand other monsters, is a Recent naval tests have disclosed LOCATED IN HEART OP BUSINESS DISTRICT hearings and official investigations, a nation-wide the remarkable characteristics of a movement is in progress to bring all good American had names by which they were recognized. white liquid brewed from "bear $1.25—ONE PRICE—$1.25 citizens together upon the proposition to uphold the government RATE FOR TWO PERSONS S2.00 grass," a desert growing plant with new form of miniature torpedo boat, and the constitution, to preserve property rights, PRWATS MATH. SHOWER AND TOILET EXTRA clusters of thick, hard and watery so low in the water that it has almost The study of these names and their to respect national and state laws, to stabilize business COMPLETE SAFETY. AUTOMATIC SPR1NKLCRS the invisibility of a submarine, according daggerlike leaves with needle points. survival in civilization enables us often AND FIREPROOF CONSTRUCTION. and promote a program of reconstruction. Mescal, a brew of cactus leaves, is its to a recent announcement in to ascertain what races inhabited INSURANCE RECORDS PROVE THAT NEVER It is proposed to accomplish this by a new orgd^ HAS A LIFE BEEN LOST IN ANY BUILDING companion drink, and, mixed, the very Popular Mechanics Magazine, accompanied districts now peopled by those of entirely ization called the United Americans, to be established in 1 PROTECTED BY AUTOMATIC SPRINKLERS. different speech. smell will put even a prohibition enforcement by several interesting illustrations every state and to co-operate with a national organ­ EVERY ROOM HAS HOT AND COLO WATER. agent in a state of coma. of the curious craft. It is The names of mountains and rivers ization of the same name and same object. STEAM HEAT. ELECTRIC LIGHT AND TELE* I PHONE SERVICE. operated by one man. It is but 40 feet in many parts of England, for Instance, This movement is not against anyone or anything except elements which long, and weighs 8.500 pounds with its are destructive of American ideals, but it is distinctly for the American government, are Celtic. Canada's Water Power. the American constitution, and the American flag. single torpedo. The entire forward Ancient local names are, as a rule, It has been estimated by engineers Every American citizen, native born or naturalized is eligible to membership. half of the boat is the torpedo chamber. purely descriptive. A river Is called that the available water power in SHIP SOUR and that part of the hull is Ushaped by some word which merely signifies Canada, both developed and undeveloped, It is hoped we can soon register fifty million 100 per cent Americans who to conform to the big projectile. "the water," a mountain may have is capable of generating 18,832,. will be known both by the lives they lead, and the little bronze button on the Hides-Furs while the deck above is hinged a name which means "the peak," "the lapel of the coat. 000 horsepower, of which 7,398,160 along one side to permit the torpedo Let's go. castle," "the point." horsepower are available In populated ETC. to be hoisted in. To discharge it, the English place names generally state areas. Deal Direct with the whole rounded bow plate is lifted up some simple fact, and often denote The utilization of this water power FATHERS, MOTHERS, CHILDREN, WORKMEN, AND EMPLOYERS like a gate, flooding the chamber and Established imt' Largest Oldest no more than property the name of and is rapidly increasing. During last OF LABOR—ALL LOYAL AMERICANS—will you not permitting the torpedo to go forth on a town or hamlet being formed by -.House in the West year the installation of plants was devote five minutes to-day, to an earnest study of some of the great the power of its own propeller. adding "ton" or "ham" to the name completed with a total of 64,400 horsepower. truths of our National life? Highest Prlcss and Immediate of some early landholder. Developments now under construction Cash Returns. Write for price Catch a Freak Fish. ^list* tatfa and full Information* Quite often a bit of even half-humorous will produce 370,000 horsepower A freak fish, 11 feet long and weighing O.BERGMAN S description will survive in and projects contemplated for Go. 500 pounds, was brought to port by such a name, as when a stony, starved the near future will add 750,000 horsepower. Capt. Steve Massa of the smack Ardita, and weedy district is called Starvacre. The waterpowers in Canada ST.PAUL -.MINN. reports a San Diego (Cal.) correspondent. already developed have a capacity of The fish was caught in a sea bass 2,400,000 horsepower. The "white Parisian Mementoes of Napoleon. net off Point Loma at a depth of 30 coal," that for ages had been running The statue of Henri of Navarre on Your Insurance in Relation feet. The fish had a mouth two feet in to waste, is now being made to turn the Pont Neuf, the oldest bridge in diameter, no teeth, purple eyes, a short, the wheels of Industry and to light Paris, is a memento of Napoleon, for blunt nose, with a sharp horn composed Canada's streets and dwellings. it was cast from the bronze of the emperor's of solid bone and a skin like a statue which was torn from to Present Values. rhinoceros. A. L. Manahan of the state The Guest. the top of the Vendome column in Notsy fish and game commission and Capt. 1814. This column was erected to William Jennings Bryan said at his W. C. Crandall of the California Biological honor the victories of the great soldier, brother's house in Lincoln: institute at La Jolla were unable his martial deeds being depicted "It Is splendid to see the good order to identify the piscatorial freak. In a spiral strip which covers the surface that now prevails at political banquets. Photographs were taken of the fish and of the pillar. His figure, in the There was considerable drunkenness BETTER DENTISTRY were sent to the University of California robes of a Roman emperor, has since at these banquets in the past. IF YOUR PROPERTY IS INSURED ON THE in an effort to trace its ancestry. been placed at the top. The Exchange "At a political banquet one evening FOR LESS HONEY bridge was erected by Napoleon and the chairman said to a rather noisy BASIS OF 1917 PRICES YOU STAND Again, Leather From the Sea. still bears his monogram, the arches. guest: Considerable interest is at present The famous colonnades of the Louvre M'Excuse me, sir, but may I ask TO LOSE IN CASE OF being shown in the possibility of utilizing district are his work. He designed your name?' the skins of sharks and porpoises them in memory of his native Corsica, Bridge Work A_ 'Morgan's me—hie—name,' the AA AA A FIRE! for the making of shoe leather. The Gold Crown. ... where that type of architecture is guest answered. bureau of standards has completed arrangements common. White Crowns .. yUivU "'I mean your fall name,' said the to test the comparative Mates chairman. durability of upper leather made from GUARANTEED WORK "The guest hiccoughed again. Overcoming Insomnia. shark and porpoise skins as compared "'It's just the same,' he said, full The treatment of Insomnia or sleeplessness ie YEARS with that from calfskin and cowhide. Increase Your Insurance. 1 can or sober.'" is a simple matter. Psychoanalysis The co-operation of the National Boot or a physical examination discloses and Shoe Manufacturers' association GET OUR ESTIMATE FIRST the real source of the disorder. The Way It Works Out has been secured in the making of the fully^Protect You. Insomnia has its foundation in loss The Agent—Have you seen the new Special attention given to necessary shoes for the test. It is believed of general health, worries, bad habits, ordinance passed by the city council? that the results of this investigation out-of-town patienta. Write ua need of ventilation and sunlight. Retire It forbids rent profiteering under penalty will be watched with considerable about your teetk troublea. Wo early at night, even if you cannot of a hundred-dollar fine. interest.—Scientific American. are glad to answer any and all sleep. This restores the normal habit. The Owner—Yep, I saw it. Raise questions. Write ua. Take a glassful of hot milk, a few the rent a hundred dollars on each Rays of Light Cause Mirage. crackers and a hot bath before you retire, RICHARD LILJEBLAD apartment, to pay the fines. Mirage is the name given to a cer-' A cold pack to the head and a DRS. NORCROSS & CLARKE tain optical illusion caused by the hot water bottle to the feet help to Onion Dentists Improving His Method: bending of rays of light in the desert Office Over The International State Bank woo slumber. A triple effervescent Atlas was watching the proceedings atmosphere. Mirages may appear bromide tabloid or two in a glassful of the profiteers. to the eye as lakes, cities, basaltic precipices, of water before bedtime will usually "These modern fellows," he mused, etc.. the huge body of water Bemidji soothe the sufferer back into the land "know a lot more about holding up retreating as the eye advances. Miraws of Nod and a good eight hours of the earth than was dreamed of in my are not uncommon in California, sleep. young days." Nevada and Alaska. mmm DEFECTIVE PAGE