INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS PAGE SIX 1 "It's Like Finding Money" There Is "one particularly good story squirrels UTe flliuer way, according to a by Meredith Nicholson." report of the county horticultural commission "I am glad to hear you say that," to the Los Angeles board of says the Good Judge replied the. customer, with a smile, supervisors. "because I am Meredith Nicholson."— At the same time it was announced Indianapolis News. that Los Angeles county has sold its When you take a little surplus stock of saccharine and strychnine chew of this real quality to Orange county in order that PHILOSOPHY TO THE RESCUE tobacco, and the good th,e neighboring county can join in the campaign being waged against the destructive tobacco taste begins to How Mr. Johnson Resigned Himself ground squirrels. come. to the Advent of the Unnecessary According to Horticultural Commissioner Quadruplets.' Ryan, the use of poison gas is You'll find it necessary at this time because the keeps coming, Andrew Johnson, negro, of Forsyth, squirrels, which have been practically too/ The rich tobacco Ga., father of quadruplets, three boys eliminated from the worst affected regions and a girl, never overlooks a business taste lasts and in the county by the use of poisons opportunity. The day following the lasts. You don't have -?5 during the past few months, fail arrival of the four pickaninnies, white to eat the poison at this time, preferring to take afresh chew so citizens journeyed out to the little log the new vegetable growth. often. Any man who cabin on the outskirts of the town to iiiniiHiHi look 'em over. Andrew whereupon uses the Real Tobacco Bird Preserve Planned. painted a sign and nailed it to his Chew will tell you that. The proposal to establish an extensive door. The sign read: wild-bird preserve on the northern "Come and see the' babies. Admission, Put Up In Two Styles shore of Lake Erie is gaining wide adults, 50 cents children, 25 favor in Canada. Something must be cents. RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco done at once, it is urged by bird lovers, Money rolled in. to preserve the wild fowl and insectivorous W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco "I sure needed a lot o' things a heap birds, or they will become worse than dem four chillun," Andrew as extinct as the wild pigeon. said. "But you got to take dem as '/Ve CJNUICR,. *07 ^rngn-Brutcn Broadway, New Cit\ 1 There are strict game regulations in dey come." the province, but the establishment of a large preserve would assist the legislation. PROFESSIONAL CARDo HE KNEW ONLY ONE METHOD of a certain kind traffic. They of There is already a nucleus built for endurance, but their roads, of the proposed area in Rondeau park, say these surprising critics, were so Italian Wanted to Be Incorporated and it is planned to extend this along BROWN JOHN N. rough that modern -.vehicles1 would be and Went About Scheme in a the lake shore west for 30 milesi shaken to pieces on them in short order. Attorney at Law Practical Way. If Julius Caesar had driven a Office over O. M. Carr & Co London Cats Victims of Plague. car the Appian so motor along Way, "Mister," an Italian of middle age The outbreak of a disease, which International Falls, Minneso* suggests Motor Life, the journey addressed Lou Guernsey. "I want to be has many symptoms to influenza, is would have shaken him out of his incorporated." causing the death of cats by the hundred armor, shaken his plumed helmet off By questioning the Italian, Lou in London. DR. H. H. IHR1G his head, and presently have shaken gained the information that his client The disease is not thought to be Voters On the Job. New his motor into a worthless wreck. The was a man of odd jobs, mowing lawns, Dentist communicable to human beings, but criticism comes from a study of the carrying coal, washing windows, etc. distinguished surgeons are unable to SOLDIERS LIKED THE PRINCE Office Holler's over Coafecti anei construction of the old Roman roads MUST HAVE ENVIED COMRADES "You see," explained the client, "I confirm the exact nature. It spreads jiattor' but from what one knows of the Romans, -ineaotw am going to have some advertising with amazing rapidity, and the symptoms one may feel reasonably certain Heir to British Throne Fond of Mingling cards printed and I think it would are said to resemble closely that Pathetic Happening in English Court that if Caesar had been wont to With the Fighters, When give an influence if I say on them I of poisoning, except that death usually That Marked the Observance go about in an automobile the Roman J. J. HADLER am incorporated." He Was Permitted. takes place within two days. of Armistice Day. engineers would have built roads that "But how," asked Guernsey, "do you LAWTBR would have made motoring less exciting In the front lines a Canadian soldier expect to have yourself incorporated?" The great clocks of London boomed Plan Memorial for Poe. and expensive. And the Roman was building afire one cold night of "I have no knowledge," was the reply, international State Bank Buil t« Taking/ as its inspiration a suggestion out eleven strokes. The city became late autumn. Out of the night behind chariot, one may imagine, "but if it costs, I will pay!"—Los of Blasco Ibanez, the Spanish as silent as though it were a second bumped in moderation because its him came a footstep. He turned, and Angeles Times. novelist, the Bronx Society of Art and Pompeii miraculously swept clean of became doubly alert when he saw that pace was limited to match that of the NORTHERN MINNESOTA Science has decided to erect a memorial its ashes. Motor cars and tram cars marching legions. the man was not an officer of his regiment. Why. in honor of Edgar Allan Poe, creaked to sudden stops. Policemen The visitor approached the The new high-school teacher thought ""HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION whose cottage in Poe park, the Bronx, stood like graven blue images at their blaze, held his hands out over it and that she was making a decided hit Senor Ibanez visited the other day. posts. Pedestrians doffed their hats Sounds Improbable. said: Dr. C. C. Craig Phone with the older boys because they gathered 196 The Spanish writer started the fund and stood as though they had not Scientists will hardly accept the "This fire certainly looks good to Dr. B. L. Osburn Phone 7$ around her to talk at many of with a contribution of $100—New statement at the inquest on a man known motion for centuries. It was me." the intermissions. The principal, who Hospital Phone 7* York Times. Armistice day and the city was doing killed by lightning that "an exact impression The tone was pleasant enough, and had noticed this, commended her on honor to those youths who had experienced of the tree under which he Office over International State Bank suspicion was almost unarmed when her interest in the boys and then told Phone 15S the Great Adventure. was sheltering" was found on the victim's the voice went on: the boys how they should appreciate NATURALLY IT PLEASED HIM body. It is Incredible that even In a dingy courtroom a murder trial International Falls, Minnesota "Have you wood enough? If you her for this same interest. came to a sudden halt. Judge, counsel, the power of a lightning flash is of haven't I'll get you some more." "I guess you like to have her talk witnesses and the prisoner stood, and sufficient intensity to imprint an image Authpr Could Not Help but Be Proud The fire builder felt some regret that football with you," he smiled. through opaque clothing. And, If LAWRENCE'S PHARMAC* for two minutes, with bowed head, did of^ Compliment Which Was So any suspicion whatever remained, but "Oh, no," hastily corrected one of silent reverence to those poppywreathed it were, a'person would surely have Palpably Sincere. Tke Rexall Stere there had been a special warning them. "She doesn't know any football. to be a considerable distance from so graves of France. Before the against strangers not of one's own We talk it before her and then we like S. N. Rabin, Prop. large an object as a tree for the angle prisoner flickered visions of that same young woman who had spent A regiment. In response to it he was to stand near so we can hear all the it subtends to be small enough to enable France only one year before. He again a few years in the bookkeeping line International Falls. Minnesota about to question the newcotaer closely, foolish questions she asks the fellows its photograph to be recorded on saw the faces of comrades he had loved and who wished a different kind ot when an officer whom he did know about it." the body. whom he had watched in the throes work, found employment In the book and came within the firelit circle and addressed The most reasonable explanation of Incidents of death. that last desperate store of a downtown concern. At the SUBSCRIBE FOR THE PRESS of the stranger: "See Other Side." these phenomena is that the lightning sprint No Man's start she naturally was not well acquainted across Land, "Your royal highness, it is best that Vic works in a drug downtown causes extravasation of blood from came to with der.th on every side, back with the usual customers in you return to the automobile at once." store. The other day an elderly woman the blood vessels beneath the skin heard the shout with the magazine department. But she him. Again he And the prince of Wales reluctantly perplexed him when she gave him thus rendering visible the treelike ramiflcation? the trenches had greeted the which was there to please, and what she MO left the fire and returned to the place a newspaper clipping and asked him of the veinous system. It armistice. come safely through, lacked in acquaintanceship she tried He had where he officially belonged. It was if he had any of that. He read: would have been interesting to note now— and to make up in boosting wares. not the first time he had left that place "Eight-button length chamo'sette under what kind of a tree the unfortunate The two minutes ended. The city "Looking* for something good to of his own accord and gone forward gloves, $1.49." man was sheltering. For, if came out of its trance. The somber read?" she queried of a man who was among the men. The Canadian who "You must be in the wrong shop, one must take shelter (it is far wiser voice of the judge resumed—"and shall "looking around." He replied rather 2SO MODERN ROOMS tells the stOry learned afterward that ma dame," suggested Vic. to take a soaking) one's chances of hang by the neck until dead." indifferently that he might find something LOCATED IN HBART OP BUSINESS DISTRICT the prince's staff had its hands full to "This is a drug store, isn't it?" asked safety depend largely upon the sort of $1.25—ONE PRICE—$1.25 that would interest him. keep him from breaking away from the woman. tree beneath which one elects to stand. "Well," she pursued, "there are some RATE FOR TWO PERSONS S2.00 Poison Gas to Fight Squirrels. the official circle prescribed for him "Yds," said Vic, "but we don't sell PRIVATE BATH. SHOWBR AND TOILET EXTRA good stories in Monthly this Experiments in the use of poison gas and mingling with the men on their e!ght-button gloves." COMPLETE SAFETY. AUTOMATIC SPRINKLERS in exterminating grain-eating ground month. At least .thev interested me. Sailors' Superstitions. AND FIREPROOF CONSTRUCTION. own ground. Then the woman reached for the Time was when sailors would not INSURANCE RECORDS PROVI THAT NEVER clipping, turned it over and on the HAS A LIPI BEEN LOST IN ANY BUILDINO think of sailing without a charm or other side was an advertisement for PROTECTED BY AUTOMATIC SPRINKLERS. pocket piece of some kind to ward off EVERY ROOM HAS HOT AND COLD WATER. snake oil.—Detroit News. STEAM HEAT. ELECTRIC LIGHT ARD TELEPHONE bad luck. Wind beads were a favorite SERVICE. and in nearly every port were LIFTS HANDICAP FROM DEAF maidens to sell them. Tattoos were considered essential SHIP SOUR for bon voyage, especially the butterfly Knowledge of Lip Reading Restores Hides-Furs on the shoulder predominated for Afflicted to Their Place in the good luck. A pig tattooed on the foot Industrial World. was assurance the man would never drown, and sailors say not a man is Deafness is a tribulation, but its effects Deal Direct with the are more psychological than known to have drowned if be possessed SKS??? Largest and Oldest this significance of charm against physical. Deaf men as a rule have less •Jiouseinthe West difficulty: in getting jobs than bare fate. men with more obvious handicaps. The And so the old sailor, by the honr, Highest Prices and Immediate Cash Returns. Write for price could spin yarns and point to strange real handicap in deafness Is that it is .liiti tad* and full Information* fate inexplicable disaster always laid more calculated to inspire impatience O.B than sympathy, and as a consequence, at the door of superstition. ergman &Cd. deaf men grow suspicious, irritable ST.PAUL -.MINN. and complaining. The deaf man is a Work Together to Take Fish. trial to himself and to the world, and Lay a bet on The best example of company fishing he walks quite alone. Communication is furnished by some of our North is the one thing that can restore him American fresh-water pelicans. Flocks rolling 'em with to normal contracts. of 30 to 50 pelicans may sometimes be In order to effect this the Modern seen fishing in the very shallow waters Bospltal advocates lip reading as bis of a lake shore or drying river. immediate necessity and salvation if They spread out in a thin semi-circular be is to maintain a wholesome place skirmish line in the water a few inches In the world of industry. deep and then advance with flapping peculiarity of speech reading is A wings toward still more shallow water, that a person who can hear, cannot driving schools of frightened learn it. fishes before them. Soon the fishes BETTER DENTISTRY There Is a wide variety of industrial are .so crowded the pelicans can wade conditions which contribute to deafness. In among them and scoop them up in lMt Because of these hazards, the Copyright the great pouches beneath the beaks. bjrR. J. Reynold! FOR LESS MONEY industrially employed form an extensive Tobacco Co. 8uch dipnet fishing is very effective. Awaiting your uy-w, wn'S problem. Without training they find toppy red baga, tidy red tin a, hand soma pound mod are not only liable to discomfort and half pound tin humidorarand—that the national joy smoke Keeping to the Truth. unpopularity, but they are a source of classy, practical Bridge Work $5.00 RlOLLING pound cryatal glaaa humidor "I engaged the rooms for my holiday," risk because of their inability to understand with apongp moiatener top .GoM Crowns your own cigarettes with Prince Albert is just orders. From two points of view he said, "because the landlady that kaepa Prince Albert in Wfcito Crowns auch perfect condition I wrote me that they overlooked a superb the deaf have a great need* for a about as joy'us a sideline as you ever carried around in Plates garden of 200 acres richly adorned R. J. Reynolds Tobacco knowledge of lip reading, and should yourgrip! For, take it at any angle, you never got such quality, Company GUARANTEED WORK learn it at all costs. It fits them for with statuary, where I was at liberty Wiaston-SalMB. N.C.f an independent, useful career in industry, to promenade." It YEARS flavor, fragrance and coolness in a makin's cigarette in your and in many ways re-establishes "Well?" his friend Inquired. "It was a cemetery," he said bitterly.—London life as every "P. A. home-made" will present you! an intimate connection with normal GET OUR ESTIMATE FIRST life: Tit-Bits. Prince Albert puts new smokenotions under your bonnet! It's so Special attention gtm to Looking Ahead. out*of-town patients. Write roHed into a cigarette—and, so easy to roll! And, you just take ROMAN ROADS NOT PERFECT delightful fRINCE ALBERT "Are you going to invite the doctor about your teetk troubles. Wo to it like you been doing it since away back! You see, P. A. is crimp cut to your party, Ethel?" are glad to answer any and all 8uitable for Traffic of That Time, but you don't lose a lot when you andacinch to handle! It stays put—and "No, mamma." Would Not Last Under Modera qwdtloBs. Write us. "Why not?" atart to hug the paper around the tobacco Conditions. "Because I don't want him here too often., We'll probably have to have him DRS. NORGROSS St CLARKE YouH like Prince Albert in a jimmy pipe as much as yoU/do in a homerolled Modern opinion, examining the here the next day." cigarette, too! Bite and parch are cut-out by our exclusive patented Union Dentists road-building of the Romans and comparing process. You know P. A. is the tobacco that has led three men to smoke it with that of today, has Dangerous Practice where one smoked before. reached Conclusions which seriously pipes was Yes sir, Prince Albert blazed the "She'a always taking kodak pietniM Bemidji diminish the reputation of the Roman of her friends." pt way. And, me-o-my, what a wad of smokesport will ripple your way engineers, or at any rate show ftr t6& "And after that do they continue Ia every time you up fill I io meet the conditions that they built friaada?"