mam there's big money AS TO ORIGIN OF WOMAN SILVER DOLLARS TO ORIENT DURING PAINT UP AND CLEAN UP SEAStj in muskrat trapping After the Biblical Story, Belief Held Exports Decided Upon by Government AND ALL THE YEAR AROUND by Persians le Easily the Most to Stabilize American Poetical. Exchange. E S O A N WHEN YOU WANT TO—\ FIX THAT FENCE SaeeeMwr C. Hohtft to A magazine writer consumes considerable Washington.—Silver dollars are LAY THAT FLOOR [Cabinet Maker, Fura space in trying to prove that be exported by the government to the SEE is wrong to teach that woman was Orient and countries elsewhere having Repairer, Picture Fran HANG THAT DOOR made from Adam's, rib. He says the the silver monetary standard to General Carpenter, Cento BUILD THAT SMALL proposition is ridiculous, and while, it stabilize American exchange. An arrangement tor and Builder. BUILDING OR COTTAGE1 may have been well enough to teach has been consummated between 5® 2 THIRD STRE or any Big Carpenter job—J the treasury and federal reserve it in the dim and distant past, we board whereby silver dollars will' ought to be ashamed of ourselves for sticking to the "superstition." be released for export to countries that If our own idea or belief of the origin have a balance of trade against the of woman is a superstition, then United States and where the dollar is Automobile Tourists! 1 it is quite as good a superstition as below parity. other people have, says the Columbus This action will save the gold surplus Dispatch. For ours is not the only of the country and will save the theory of the origin of woman. Many gold supply for the gold standard When In Minneapolis Stop atl countries other people have many other theories so seriously in need of metal. or superstitions. Gold going to the Orient never returns, The Australian natives believe that and silver, the authorities agree, Hotel Lincoln f\VU% woman was once a toad—and that will bring greater results in restoring isn't very nice. If it is true, however, the dollar to parity. it shows what a wonderful creature Use of silver dollars for this purpose -if you ship Shubert them to the toad was transformed into and will not be permitted to lower NICOLLET AVE. AT NINTH ST we can rejoice thereat. Then the the reserve held against silver currency. "Shnbert" Wants Minnesota Fnrs Laplanders believe that woman was Silver certificates still can be once a rabbit, and since a rabbit is redeemed in silver dollars at any time OPENED SEPT. 1st. 1918 more likable than a toad, we prefer Yon Can Ship on demand. Silver dollars that are All the Lapland superstition to the Australian. free in the treasury will be used for And Will Pay These Extremely High Prices export. They will be delivered against Especially convenient for auto parties as Nicollet Avenue GET A SHIPMENT OFF—TODAY The Japanese believe that woman other forms of money to the foreign exchange is the leading road irom all point, and has no car tracks. grew upon a tree—and that is getting of the federal reserve board, N?1 SMALL 1 N N?l EXTRA LARGE N?l LARGE 1 N?l MEDIUM 9 2 Within two squares of 5 large garages. Adjoining the cities' along still better. The feathery blossoms which will handle the exports through 1 A3 TO SIZE* QUALITY EXTRA TO AVERAGE EXTRA TO AVERAGE EXTRA TO AVERAGE EXTRA TO AVERAGE MUSKRAT of the trees, with their color the Federal Reserve bank in New largest stores. and their perfume, seem more nearly York. approaching the realm of womanhood Rooms at $1.00 per day. With private toilet 25 cents 6.00 to 5.25 3.75 to 2.75 2.50 to 2.00 2.50 to 1.50 Winter 4.75 to 4.00 than do rabbits or toads. England Has a Woman Grave Digger. extra with private bath 50 cents extra, in addition there 5.00 to 4.00 2.75 to 2.00 1.75 to 1.50 1.75 to 1,25 Fall 3.75 to 3.00 But If ever we are compelled to give Any women grave diggers who can are suites of rooms with separate toilet, each room having up our idea that woman was made I N beat Miss Janie Beeching? She says from the rib of man, we are going to connecting bath—an ideal arrangement and only fonad here. she is the only one in England, and accept the Persian theory. That Is can fling the earth up to the surface 30.00io25.00 20.00to 16.00 15.00to 12.00 10.00 to 8.50 10.00 to 6.00 by all odds the prettiest one, and the Fine, Dark from a depth of seven feet. In the Cafe in connection—Hotel Lincoln guarantees an atmosphere one we could more easily believe than 20.00tol6.00 15.00 to 12.00 10.00 to 8.5CT 8.00 to 6.50 8.00 to 5.00 Usual Color busy season she works by candle any other. The Persians assert that ©f home refinement.* 15.00to 12.00 ll.OOto 9.00 6.00 to 5.00 6.00 to 4.00 Pale 8.00 to 7.00 light. woman fell from heaven. S N Fewer Go Insane in Scotland. WM. B. CAMF1ELD -Proprietors F. S. GREGORY There was a decrease of 561 insane LEAVE WORRIES AT OFFICE N?i EXTRA LARGE N?l LARGE N?1 MEDIUM N?l SMALL GOOD UNPRiME persons in Scotland last year, due, For past ten years with Minneapolis leading hotels. EXTRA TO AVERAGE EXTRA TO AVERAGE EXTRA TO AVERAGE EXTRA TO AVERAGE AS TO SIZE 0 QUALITY according to the board of control, to Men Who Deal Successfully With Big 16.00 to 14.00 12.00 to 10.00 9.00 to 8.50 8.00 to 7.00 7.00 to 4.00 Black higher wages, almost total disappearance Problems Know When to Forget 13.00toll 00 9.50 to 8.00 7.50 to 7.00 6.50 to 6.00 6.00 to 3.00 Short of nonemployment and the number All About Them. 10.00 to 8.00 7.50 to 6.50 6.00 to 5.25 5.00 to 4.50 4.50 to 2.00 of men in the army. Narrow 5.50 to 4.50 4.00 to 3.25 3.00 to 2.50 2.25 to 2.00 2.00 to 1.00 Broad "When I leave my office at night," said a man who has made a reputation These extremely high prices are based on the well-known "SHUBERT" liberal grading and are for dealing successfully with big Man Wills $65,000 to quoted for immediate shipment. No. 3, No. 4, and otherwise inferior skins at highest market value. problems, according to the New Success, For quotations on other Minnesota Furs, write for "©he 0Um»r," the only our Girl He Robbed of $2 reliable and accurate market report and price list of its kind published. It'a FREE—Write for it. "I take no business worries with A shipment to "SHUBERT" will result in "more money" "quicker." me, because I want to come back in Osage, la.—A strange legacy the morning at the top of my condition, SHIP ALL YOUR FURS DIRECT TO A.B. S HUBERT* has just come to an Iowa girl, capable of doing the biggest day's who has received a fortune of work that is possible for me. $65,000 from a stranger who If I were to worry over things at THEtmESTHOUSE IN THEWOHW 6EAUK EXaOSIVEff IN robbed her of $2 in 1912 by entering AMERICAN RAW FURS night, if I didn't get recreation and the home of her uncle, rest, I couldn't do a man's work I where she was visiting. When couldn't tackle big propositions. 2J"27 W.Austin Ave. Dept. 327 Chicago,U.S.A. a man, evidently a tramp, jerked 'No man can take his troubles to open the door of her uncle's bed with him and lie awake thinking home, she made haste to hand of them when he should -be getting over the $2, which the man took refreshing sleep to re-enforce him to COLLEGE OF ST. THOMAS and then left the house. handle big things the next day. Buoyancy, Recently the young woman enthusiasm, mental harmony, are /viext was notified of a bequest of $65,000 the very essence of efficiency, of creative SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA left her by a tramp, John ability and worry destroys all Xmas Brunsvik, who died a year ago of these, so I absolutely refuse to in Minnesota. worry in any circumstances. she will "I won't waste my energy and my Under the Direction and Control of the Most Reverend creative power lying awake nights worrying & Austin DowlinjS, Archbishop of St. Paul HAVE over things. I know that I can FLU' MICROBES ON SCHEDULE deal efficiently with them next day, and A CATHOLIC MILITARY COLLEGE not till then. Now this is what all men Germs Recur Every Thirty-Three of large vision and practical horsesense Weeks, According to London do. They don't drag harassing Investigators. problems home with them after the Collegiate, High School, and Commercial Courses day's work is done they lock them London, England.—Influenza microbes In their place of business. Over the have a regular schedule by door of their home Is written in mental Over One Thousand Students from Twenty-eight If you haven't joined our Christmas banking club, come which they recur in cycles of 33 weeks, characters: States Registered Last Year according to the medical research committee. in and do so today. 'No worrying here. This is my refreshing The next call is expected in station, my repair shop. This THE REGISTRAR For Catalogue Address January and February, it is said. Men, Women, Boys and Girls all should join and we ur?e is where I equip myself for the next day's run. This is where I renew my you to join for you own good. Contraband Under Hen. spirit, my enthusiasm, my zest. Here Macon, Ga.—Three gallons of contraband is where I brace up my sagging ambition There are clubs to ft every purse—I cent, 2 cents, 5 cents, whisky was found in a hollow and get ready for tomorrow's 16 cento, where you increase your deposits each week with stamp, under a nest in which a hen nin.'" was sitting on eggs in a box when the amount you started with. If You Have Anthing to Sell Deputies E. C. Pierce, Ed Newberry Proof of Convexity. and F. C. Tindal raided the Louse of We also have 50 cent, $1.00 and $500 clubs where you pay The proofs of the convexity of the R. F. Hayes, In Laurens county, recently. =ADVERTISE IT= earth's surface are numerous and in the same amount each week. The camouflage failed to take into some of them exceedingly simple. If, account the odor of the liquor. standing on the seashore, in a clear But join—join today. day, we view a ship leaving the coast in any direction, the hull or body of FIRST NATIONAL BANK the vessel first disappears afterwards the rigging, and lastly the top APPLES of the highest mast vanishes from International Falls, Minnesota- sight. Navigators have sailed around the earth. Among the earliest of these was the famous English sailor, Sir Francis Drake, who sailed from Plymouth, England, on December 13, BACHFURCO Your Raw Furs It Pays to Advertise 1577, and arrived at the same place APPLES on September 26, 1580. Many other early nayigators, by sailing in a westerly --it means direction, arrived at the country they sailed from. The form of the earth's shadow, as seen upon the moon in an eclipse, indicates the globular Highest ruling Market Prices. figure of the earth, and the consequent Honest Grading of the Sizes. THE STUBEE convexity of its surface. The Most liberal Assortment Ma^he* Courteaus treatment—square and Wisdom in Old Saying. straight. The ancient proverb, "Shoemaker, Sash and Door Factory stick to thy last," is said to have originated Buy your winter apples Prompt Returns and sound advice. in ancient Greece. The artist As to the Market's fall or rise. Apelles painted his pictures and placed now. £ine Johnathns them by the wayside to hear the comments Ask for our prioelist—it will open IS NOW QftEN KR IMMfilBE $3.25 per box, for one of passers-by. On one occasion your eyes as to what Raw Furs are he heard a shoemaker criticise a shoe in week only. Cooking apples worth these days. Do not dispose of his picture as faulty, and he corrected Bqui&ed do AH Ififtds of We Are W*H to the eiror. But when the shoemaker, a single skin before you have had oitr $2.25 per box. jBLLwant noting that his advice had been accepted, valuation. criticised the drawing of the BACH FUR COMPANY leg, Apelles was forced to cry out, and you will make no misfcdee by getting "Shoemaker, stick by thy last," that their prices before ordering elsewhere Is, you may" criticise in your own department, but not otherwise. Buyers—Merchant*—Exporters Vi of Building and Contracting Specialty A Scriptural Bull. American Raw Furs Even the Bible is hot free from S. E. Thompson & Son All Work Guaranteed bulls. In chapter thirty-seven of the 108-110 West Austin Avenue book of Isaiah appears the following confusion of ideas: "Then the angel LARS STUBEE, Prop. Chicago, 111. Phone 128 of the Lord went forth, and smote in irect representation: New York, London, the camp of the Assyrians, a hundred International Falls, Minn. St. 2nd Ave. and 6h Phone 50 and four score and five thousand and Paris, Leipzig when they arose early in the morning, behold, they were all dead corpses."