-jsi •-''%. ,'y****,- -IS "f^Plf^lP- a jrt *34). -»r A. 1 \. & v*r. .' PAGE THREE: INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS, DECEMBER 18th, 1919 NOTED LAWYERS DEFEND PRISON FOR BEATING CHILD New York Judge Refuses Leniency FEDERAL FARM LOAN ACT When Shown Picture of Welts Inflicted by Father. New York.—"Any full-grown man who beats a child should be punished." said Judge Wadhams in the "7 tocAdoo, Hughes and Wickersham Appear in Kansas City Court court of general sessions, when he sentenced Charles R. Birge, a chauffeur's as Champions of Land Banks, Which Have Given Farmers helper, of 432 West 124th street, $300,000,000 at Low Interest Rates. to the penitentiary for from six months to three years. Birge had pleaded guilty to assault in the third degree. It was alleged CAMELS'expert that on August 3 he had beat his son, blend of choice nine, with a piece of harness until the Turkish and choice Domestic boy was hardly able to stand. tobaccos answers every cigarette Complaint was made to the Society desire you ever had Camels give for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children such universal delight, such unusual by neighbors, and Birge was arrested. Photographs shown the judge enjoyment and satisfaction you'll revealed the extent of the welts. The call them a cigarette revelation! boy's mother is dead. Birge's present wife, who has a child two years old, If you'd like a cigarette that does pleaded for clemency for Birge, but not leave any unpleasant cigaretty the court said: "Clemency can hardly be shown where a father uses an aftertaste or unpleasant cigaretty instrument of this kind with which odor, smoke Camels! If you to beat his child." hunger for a rich, mellow-mild cigarette that has all that desirable NEW CLAIM TO MAYFLOWER cigarette "body"—well, you get English Woman Says She Is Descendant some Camels as quickly as you can! Charles £.Sfizj*Jt of Original Owner of r'tGWMcAerjTiam Vm. G.rf^Adoo Vessel. Camels' expert blend makes all this delightful quality possible. Your Kings Lynn, Norfolk, Eng.—There is Camels are sold everywhere in sc.' tntifically personal test will prove that Camel America's system of rural credits was upheld in the federal court in a a new theory relative to the ownership sealed packages oi 70 cigarettes or Cigarettes are the only cigarettes suit which questioned the constitutionality of the law creating federal land of the Mayflower. Mrs. Margaret ten packages (200 cigarettes) in a glassine-paper-covered banks and joint stock land banks. .Charles E. Smith, a stockholder in the Farrow claims to be a descendant carton. We strongly you ever smoked that just seem recommend this carton for the home of Kansas City Title and Trust company, brought suit to enjoin this corporation of the original owner of the emigrant made to meet your taste! You will office supply, or when you travel. from purchasing the bonds of these banks, contending that because these securities vessel, one Richard Bunting of prefer them to either kind of tobacco are exempt from federal, state and local taxation, they were issued in South Creek, who farmed in the Duchy R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY violation Qf the Constitution of the United States and contending also that congress of Lancaster. Winstoo-SalMB, N. C, smoked straight! had no authority to create such banks. Judge Van Valkenburgh gave Mrs. Farrow declares that in the his decision immediately at the close of the arguments, holding that the law Compare Camels for quality and will of that gentleman, dated 1601, he is constitutional. An appeal was taken and the case will now go to the United bequeathed to Thomas Bunting "All satisfaction with any cigarette in States Supreme court for final decision. The validity of the farm loan act being debts he owed me and also my boat, the world at any price! thus attacked, the government of the United States, the federal land banks the Mayflower, and all things belonging and the joint stock land banks became parties to the suit. Mr. McAdoo represented to her." the government as assistant to the attorney general and also, together Among other domestic papers of the with George W. Wickersham, attorney general under President Taft, family there is an entry to the effect represented the joint stock land banks of which there are now 27. -Former that "the Mayflower, loaded with corn, Justice of the Supreme court Charles E. Hughes represented the federal land was taken to Holland instead of to banks. Rye and was fined." Norfolk folk now claim the vessel as their own. VWow Low Rates Are Secured WHAT IS MEANT for Farmers. BY AMORTIZATION American Slang Defined HOW"UNCLEJOE" by British Dictionary one" slue uZTa uuauaoned. "I almost arid fo Leuis "Lasage for the able ana "The federal land banks are not permitted How the Long Term Credit Plan cried. Maybe my eyes were a little devoted assistance given by them. to charge any rate of interest of the Federal Farm Loan London.—Cassell's new English wet at that. Here is his story as he tells it himself: except that which the board may prescribe, Act Works in Actual dictionary contains a large FED THE YANKS "Perhaps the greatest day in the history and the rate of interest which Practice. of that kitchen car and of the number of words that came into "When I started for France I was the farmer is required to pay may never use during the war, many of men with it was the day first aid was told there would be considerable 'entertaining' exceed one per cent in excess of the A loan of $1,000 at 6 per cent them borrowed from American given to the men of the Lost Battalion to be done on the other rate upon the bonds. interest, repayable in 33 years slang. A few of the innovations when they straggled back to within side. I realized very quickly, once I "If they can sell the bonds at three by means of semiannual installments are: our lines. We wouldn't have missed set foot in France, that the entertaining per cent, the farmer under the terms of $35, which includes interest Son of United States Senator Bus—-An airplane. that experience of service for anything to be done was along entirely different gets the benefit he gets it at four and part of the principal. Cold Feet—To be in a funk. Found France No Place for in this world. The greatest happiness and in addition to that pays one per By the use of the following lines than those with which I Guy—No good. I have, now that I am home again, is table a borrower can figure exactly had left New York. For example, I cent for amortization, which would "Classy" Clothes. Highbrow—A highly superior to meet some of those boys and hear make the cost of the money five per how his payments are applied started out with several trunks. One person. them call me 'Uncle Joe.' It's great! cent, including all of the expenses of on principal and interest nf them held two Tuxedo coats and Eyewash—Humbug. "The other night I went into a restaurant and how much is due on his two evening suits. On my arrival in the operation of the bank and the one ESTABLISHED FIRST K.C. HUT No flies on me—No fool. in New York—one of those loan on any installment date per cent for amortization. France I promptly forgot all about Jazz—A noisy and boisterous table d'hote places. Up to me came during the 33 years. that trunk. It didn't fit in with the "Now the value of the loan to the dance in ragtime. a well groomed, prosperous looking scheme of things as I saw it with my farmer is very great. Not only is he Prin. Applied on Still Movies A kinematographic Install­ young chap. He slapped me on the own eyes. I'll tell you more about the assured of his credit for thirty-three ment Interest Prin. Unpaid Served 2,000 Cups of Chocolate Every exhibition. back and said:— (35.00 $30.00 $ 5.00 1995.00 trunk later. or thirty-six years, if he wants it, but 1 Morning—Had Many Difficulties to 29.85 5.15 989.85 2 35.00 Umpteen—Any number. 'Hello, Uncle Joe! It's mighty good Gets Kitchen Car. he knows that nobody can force the 5.30 984.55 3 35.00 29.70 Surmount and Encountered For the benefit of Americans to see you here!' 979.09 earlier payment of the principal of the 4 35.00 29.54 5.46 "Immediately after landing I went to 5 35.00 29.37 5.63 973.46 "old bean" is defined as "old Many Exciting Experiences. "And it was good for me to see him, loan except upon his own default. On Baccarat, in the Luneville sector. With 35.00 29.20 5.80 967.66 6 fellow "conchy" as a conscientious for the last time we had met he was the other hand, if he happens to be 35.00 29.03 6.97 961.69 me was Fred Bundschau of Louisville, 7 6.15 955.54 objector, and "top hole" as New York.—This is the story of 8 35.00 28.85 grimy and exhausted after trench worfc prosperous and finds that he has earned a splendidly loyal and efficient man. 6.33 949.21 9 35.00 28.67 1 the very best. dawn in France of 2,000 cups of hot in the Argonne. enough money to pay the loan before 942.69 10 35.00 28.48 6.52 We opened a hut at Baccarat. Then I 11 35.00 28.28 6.72 935.97 chocolate of the kitchen, car that supplied "The trunk with the Tuxedo coats maturity, he is allowed to pay it in full ivent to Camp Devre, known correctly 35.00 28.08 6.92 929.05 12 the chocolate of two Tuxedo and the evening clothes has arrived or any part, at any time after five 35.00 27.87 7.13 921.92 13 is 'Mud camp.' 35.00 27.66 7.34 914.58 coats and two evening suits and of 14 back from France. I haven't opened it "Some time later I went to Paris, years." 27.44 7.56 907.02 FOUR HORSES BACK IN VENICE 15 35.00 "Uncle Joe," writes Owen Conner in since I packed it. Somehow, I hate 35.00 27.21 7.79 899.23 16 where I seized a K. C. kitchen car and 35.00 26.98 8.02 891.21 17 the New York Hterald. to think of putting aside my K. of C. carried it off to the front at Chery. 18 35.00 26.74 8.26 882.95 Finest of Ancient Bronzes, Moved to The dawn was not the pink sunrise uniform for such ordinary garments 19 35.00 26.49 8.51 874.44 That was the thing to do your entertaining Rome During War, Have Been 35.00 26.23 8.77 865.67 of America—it was the ghastly, gray, 20 as silk faced Tuxedos and swallowtail BEFORE FARM LOAN ACT with and I'll tell the whole 35.00 25.97 9.03 856.64 21 Returned. grim break of day of gas-befouled and coats." 9.30 BECAME LAW OF LAND. 22 35.00 25.70 847.34 wide world that a Tuxedo or an evening 23 35.00 25.42 9.58 837.76 shell-torn battlefields. The chocolate coat would have been as funny 24 35.00 25.13 9.87 827.89 Venice.—The replacing of the famous was the morning heartener served to 25 35.00 24.84 10.16 817.73 NEW BIGGEST WARSHIP BUILT there as a suit of overalls at the opera. The rate of interest upon land Four Horses over the principal 35.00 24.53 10.47 807.26 26 men on their way to face death. The "You see the car began work at mortgage varied in different sections 27 35.00 24.22 10.78 796.48 portal of the Basilica of 'St. Marks, kitchen, car was one of the proud possessions 28 35.00 23.89 11.11 785.37 dawn—in the summer that means four Monster Battle Cruiser Hood to Be of the country ranging was the greatest event in Venice since 29 35.00 23.56 11.44 773.93 of Knights of Columbus war o'clock in France. We weren't allowed Launched in Great from 5.3 per cent to lOVn per 30 35.00 23.22 11.78 762.15 the commencement of the war. workers. "Uncle Joe" was and is Joseph 31 35.00 22.86 12.14 750.01 to build afire before daylight—it Britain. cent. The Four Horses, among the finest 35.00 22.50 12.50 737.51 32 F. Kernan of Utica, N. Y., and might have aided the enemy. We got In the New England group of 35.00 22.13 33 12.87 724.64 of the ancient bronzes, and brought to the Argonne, a K. of C. secretary of 35.00 21.74 34 13.26 711-58 out of our bunks. Fred Bundschau, Glasgow, Scotland—A new "largest states the lowest rate is 5.3 per Venice in 1204 by Doge Enrico Dandolo, 35.00 21.34 13.66 35 697.72 personal distinction and of enviable Louis Lasage and I, at a little after warship in the world" will soon slip cent and the highest is 6.2 per 36 35.00 20.93 14.07 683.65 were taken to Rome during the record for service. 37 35.00 20.51 14.49 669.16 three, started the fires going as soon down the ways to establish new records cent. That is the average in war for fear they would be damaged 38 35.00 20.07 14.93 654.23 There is a new dawn in France, pink as we could get permission and then in the annals of naval construe* those states. 39 35.00 19.62 15.38 638.85 by an Austrian bombardment. and rosy now. Hot chocolate figures 40 35.00 19.17 15.83 623.02 moved the car to a point where the tion. The ship, a battle cruiser, is the In the Middle Atlantic states, This was the second time the horses 35.00 41 18.69 16.31 606.71 largely in high cost of living tables. men going out to the trenches and the Hood. Its builders say it is not only New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania, 42 35.00 18.20 16.80 589.91 were removed from Venice, Napoleon The kitchen car went down to its 43 35.00 17.70 17.30 572.61 5.6 to 5.8 per cent. men coming back would pass each the largest in the British navy, but the having taken them to Pari? to decorate 44 35.00 17.18 17.82 654.79 doom on the glorious pathway opened In the East North Central largest warship ever constructed. Not 45 35.00 16.64 18.36 other. 536.43 the triumphal arch in the Place du by the Americans to Sedan, but it 46 35.00 16.09 18.91 517.52 states, that is the states north of "Our greatest pride was that we even the four superdreadnaughts being 47 35.00 Carrousel. They were returned to 15.53 19.47 498.05 didn't fail until just at the very end, the Ohio river, we will say, Ohio, were able to serve and did serve 2,000 built for the United States navy, '48 35.00 14.94 20.06 477.90 Venice in 1815. after It had done "its duty noble." 49 35.00 14.34 20.66 457.33 Indiana, Illinois, Michigan and cups of hot chocolate there every ships of 42,000 tons, approach the enormous 50 35.00 13.72 21.28 436.05 'Uncle Joe" is back in America, hale Wisconsin, the rate was 5.8 per morning, besides giving out cigarettes bulk of the Hood. Its normal 51 35.00 13.08 21.92 414.13 BAN DRILL IN "FOE" SCHOOLS and hearty, sixty years young, patrolling 52 35.00 12.42 22.58 391.55 and ither supplies to the soldiers. cent to 6.2 per cent. displacement is 44,000 tons and at full 53 35.00 11.75 23.25 368.30 the Bowepy looking for and finding In the West North Central And we kept it going, too, every day. 54 35.00 11.05 load about 48,000. 23.95 344.35 soldiers he met on the seething 55 35.00 10.33 24.67 319.68 Allies Stop Military Exercises by Children states, from 5.9 per cent to 8.7 Hard to Get Sugar. Fitted with oil fired boilers and 35.00 56 9.59 25.41 294.27 rims of the cauldron of enemy hate Till Disarmament Is per cent. That was in Missouri, 35.00 8.83 "There were difficulties to be surmouuted. geared turbines, which develop 144,000 57 26.17 268.10 58 35.00 over there. Oh, yes, by the way, the 8.04 26.96 Settled. 241.14 North Dakota, South Dakota, The greatest of these was shaft horsepower, the Hood is expected 35.00 59 7.23 7.23 27.77 213.37 two Tuxedo coats and the two evening Nebraska, Kansas, Minnesota 35.00 to obtain our own supplies of chocolate 60 6.40 6.40 28.60 to show a speed of 31 knots. 184.77 61 35.00 5.54 29.46 suits are hera also. 155.31 Mayence, Germany.—Military drills and Iowa. and sugar. Many times our trucks 62 35.00 4.66 30.34 124.97 Nicknamed "Uncle Joe." in the public schools of the occupied In South Atlantic states they 63 35.00 3.75 could not get through because there 31.25 93.72 35.00 He wasn't "Uncle Joe" until after he 64 2.81 32.19 61.53 area of Germany have been prohibited range from 5,6 per cent in the was so much artillery and ammunition 35.00 65 1.85 33.15 28.38 28.38 had gone to France. He loves the nicklame, by the allies' committee on the administration PARIS IS SHORT OF CHANGE state of Delaware, where the 66 29.23 .85 28.38 on the move. We simply had to have for it was given him by American of the Rhine territories until rate was lowest, to 9.6 per cent the supplies for the boys. After some 12,304.23 $1,304.23 $1,000.00 soldiers—in fact he likes it better such time as the subject of disarmament Some Shops and Cafes Are Issuing in Florida. thought a way was worked out. The 33 than any pet name ever bestowed upon of Germany provided for in the Own Money to Break In the East South Central ambulances had been coming up to the treaty of peace may be taken up and him in the days he sparked the girls Larger Coins. states, Kentucky, Tennessee, front empty. They had right of way at old-time dances. However, I promised decided definitely by the allies' commission. Alabama, Mississippi, 7.1 per BEST WAY TO HANDLE MANURE on the roads after the artillery. not to tell about that. Paris.—The small change famine in cent to 9.4 per cent. "The ambulance men agreed to bring Mr. Kernan is the son of Francis France has been intensified by the In the West South Central Fertilizer Should Be Hauled to Field up our stuff on the trips to the firing Kernan, once United States senator Cat Tried for Robbery. publicity given the question through states, Arkansas, Louisiana, Soon After It Is Made and line and they did it. Wasn't that splendid from New York. He was appointed an Atlantic City, N. J.—A perfectly Innocent the passage of legislation making it Oklahoma and Texas, it ranged Spread Over Surface. of them? All through the hours of overseas secretary by the Knights of looking maltese cat, owned by illegal to melt dojvn silver money and from 8.4 per cent to 9.6 pertcent. many nights the hospital cars tore up Columbus in March, 1918. To him fell When we come to the Mounlin William Shaffer, was a defendant in forbidding its exportation. The public to oyr headquarters, dumped our boxes Barnyard manure often contains the honor of establishing the first K. court the other day charged by George is now hoarding small change, and states like Montana, Idaho, A of food and cigarettes and then took great quantities of weed seed and if of C. hut in France, in May, 1918. Kleinhaus with having robbed his retail business is greatly handicapped Wyoming, Colorado, New Mexico, this manure is left near the surface on the wounded men. Prom the start the possibilities of service chicken yard of no less than fortythree through inability to make change. Arizona and Utah the rates of the ground it will doubtless be difficult "We stayed with the men of the of the kitchen car appealed to his fowls, some of them $5 broilers. Some cafes are issuing stamped paper go up from 8.9 per cent to 10.5 to keep this cornfield clean. In Seventy-seventh and moved when they imagination and he couldn't be torn slips, good only where issued for The defense raised the point that the per cent. order to get the most good out of the did. That kitchen car was the apple iway from the front where he had a And in* the Pacific states, city law does not mention cats/The sums of less than 5 francs (nominally manure it should be hauled out to the of my eye. It did wonderful service chance to work for the soldiers with offending animal was turned over to $1). Some shops and restaurants are Washington, Oregon, California, field soon after it is made, and if it on more than one sector. Then when the kitchen car as a base of operations. the S. P. C. A. to be humanely removed. also issuing brass checks of 1 franc It ranges from 7.6 per cent to 8.7 is hauled out in the winter and plowed the march to Sedan began we put the After he had opened several K. (nominally 20 cents) denomination to per cent. under in the spring, it will probably car in line and started- with the soldiers. of C. huts, he went t^ Paris, took possession These rates do not indicate serve as change. require less work to keep down the On the way the car broke down. of a kitchen car and went up Many shops have posted signs, announcing however, the true condition of Yeggs Didn't Believe. weeds. In war anything that breaks down, to Chery with it. There the'Seventyseventh affairs. Rates of interest on farm to customers that tjiey must Cleveland.—The yeggs didn't believe you know, is shoved off the road. Only division was fighting and it mortgages were sometimes as have their own change if the?y desire in signs. The Bradwell Lumber, company the active men. and active machines Fall Plowing Desirable. was the men of that division who nlckaamed high as -16 per cent, including to make purchases for amounts of safe was marked "Empty." The are allowed place on the highways. Fall plowing is hir1"'" (Vr-'-fvMe in liim "Uncle Joe," He insists the commissions that were paifl less than 5 francs, or for sums which yeggs blew it, ransacked It, and found Car Wat Abandoned. many localities. that full credit must be given to Frederick are not a multiple of 5 franps. ,.f It empty. Wi j. "Well, the car ,had to be pushed to Bundschau _of Louisville, K&,