1_1 jfP^PPpiP^BP^^Mi^liiyii^iiiyiiBg^ ..i/T' v-^ **%f»tpy ^jr **V„ INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS, JULY 17, 1919 FAGE THKIK Platonic Philosophy. WHY HE QUIT "THE ROAD" Buttons Made From Nuts. HOW SAILORS "LAY GHOSTS" MERELY GIVEN LONG NAMES Plato was the most distinguished Some of the prettiest of the fancy GARAGE OWNERS disciple of Greek philosophy and was buttons and other supposedly "ivory" Ex-Drummer Voices Regret for the Men of the Sea Give Short Shrift tc the founder of the academic school of articles like chess men, are really made Decoctions Prescribed by High-Priced Disappearance of Oidtime Boniface Matter-of-Fact Spooks That idealistic philosophy, which was preceded from nuts which are Imported into this Physicians Made From Familiar and Clerk. Annoy Them. by Socrates' practical philosophy and other dealers a!! country from South America. When Wayside Herbs. To study the Ideas of the human mind MOTOR GASOLINE these nuts are first opened the kernel "Oh for the old-fashioned hotel The first lieutenant had just been is to discover truth, according to Plato, or meat is soft and somewhat the consistency Many of the secrets hidden under must comply with clerk, smiling, accommodating, always relieved, writes "I. S. T." in the Lonflon for such ideas are the reflections of the thatch of the wattle and daub cottages of coconut, and is really edible The New Oil Inspection Law friendly, who never forgot a face, Mail, and was wending his way the ideas of the divine mind. Plato but within a few hours they begin can be found In the pharmacopeia In effect after July 1st, 1919 obliging and always making a fellow from the destroyer's bridge to his believed that our ideas are born with to harden, and in a day become s* of either the allopathist or the feel like he was at home," said Chapter 520, Section 10: cabin. It was fairly calm, but us. That divine ideas are embodied very homeopathist, observes the London solid and strong that they cannyt be Frank Whitsell of Portland, Ore., according dark, and there was little to be seen not only in us, but in the world Daily Express. chipped with a knife. At the Commercial "All visible containers and to the El Paso Herald. "What but a line of waves on each side and therefore a study of the universe will Museum the reports show that 42,873,018 Willow tea is but a crude form of all devices used for drawing a difference between the old professional the dim form of a second destroyer result In the discovery of the ideal pounds of this vegetable ivory the salycilates which have long been gasoline from underground containers hotel clerks of 25 years ago, in station astern. Even for this "No. principles with which all things are Is imported into the United States recognized as the orthodox anti-uric at even up to 15 years ago, and the automatic, filling stations, gar­ 1" had no eyes, for he had had a governed. So a perfect life is in harmony yearly, the value being estimated at acid and anti-pyretic remedies. mechanical clerks who never weary middle watch and bed was his with the divine ideal. Such was ages, and other places, where approximately $1,255,719. The nuts Common mallow, called "pickcheeses" try to oblige—I might call them automatic only interest. But he did notice a Plato's method of constructing abroad by children, provides a tasteless gasoline is sold or offered for themselves are shaped somewhat like grouches—of the present day weird figure, apparently human, system of idealistic philosophy. Plato mucilaginous liquid, which Is a butternut and are of the real ivory shall be stamped or labeled sale, behind the hotel registers. If yoti crawling about near the "bandstand" was above the political conflicts of his worked up in various shapes and given white, so that it is difficult for anyone in a visible place with two ask one of them a question he or of the after gun. time and hence he shows the Greek for coughs. The leaves of the colt'sfoot, except an expert to tell the difference inch figures showing the 'end she, nowadays, intimates that you get He went to investigate and found mind in its purest and most tranquil between the vegetable ivory and thq horehound and balm are all used, point' of the contents of such your room and meals, just exactly what the surgeon probationer, clad in a frame. real tusk ivory. in liquid form mostly, for coughs and you pay for, and not a thing more, containers and the retail price chamois leather overall suit, in which chest affections. please understand that I was a commercial he had been sleeping on the wardroom of same contents." Foxglove cordial is given to old people traveler for a quarter century Minutes Count. cofich below—for every one Unchanged by Centuries. suffering from palpitation of the Copies of the law will be up to six years ago, and I know. Most folks do not seem to know must sleep more or less clad, ready to The Turkish and other Mohamme heart, and does as much good as when mailed to any interested party Why, we old drummers, as they used that eternity is a matter of minutes. turn out at a moment's notice. He dan villagers from the Thracian It is called "tine, digitalis." to call us, felt at home in those old In youth the days seem long, and the by writing of calling at was feeling about in the dark, apparently plains are retracing the steps of theii Camomile and dandelion broths or hostelries of the western states, just months are eternities. That is especially in search of something. THE DIVISION OF OIL ancestors of five centuries ago and teas are sold as tonics by the wise on account of the clerks. Say, they true when the picnic doesn't "What on earth are you doing, leaving Europe to return to Asia. And women who would be at a loss to say INSPECTION were God's noblemen, those old-timer3. come until after the Fourth of July. Doe?" he asked, and got the brief answer, the weird part of It is that in costume, what was meant by Anthemis nobilis They seemed to anticipate a fellow's It's about as bad as waiting for "Laying a ghost." The first conveyances aud manner of life or Taraxacum. Rooms 307-308 State Capital wants and would go to all sorts of lieutenant grunted and disappeared Christmas. But the days pass on just there has been practically no change in Beautiful comfrew is used, both St. Paul, Minn. trouble to accommodate one. The below, leaving the doctor to insert a the same and every one adds something these 500 years. The wheels of their plant and root, as a poultice for cancerous milk of human kindness flowed in thetr paper wedge between a loose rattling to eternity. As life widens its long, narrow carts have spokes in and other growths, and a broth hearts. And it made business, too. I experiences from months to years and shell the side of the stand in them now, whereas they used to be Is made from it for kidney affections. have stopped at an inferior house, which was placed. from years to decades it begins to solid wheels, and perhaps the rush Nature Hard to Beat. This has obtained official recognition many a time, because I had been treated take on new meaning. Time rasps off matting that protects the family A ghost, in naval language, is a under the name of Symphitum officinale. Thomas de Quincey, who knew how so well by the clerk. And I can life's angles and years distill wisdoiri noise which cannot be accounted for. from the weather may be a little better to enjoy the good things of this world, say, too, the proprietors were much In a destroyer one becomes a connoisseur from its trials and sorrows. All this used to shut himself up for the winter woven. But the oxen or buffaloes The "cure" for measles is saffron the same way in those days. Hotels in noises. linked to multiplications of itself with a room full of books and an that leisurely drag the household tea. This is prepared by pouring boiling were made homelike, not a big box makes eternity. After all eternity is along, and the barefooted wife or the The steering gear clanks heavily at open fire in a cottage among the mountains water on the dried stigmas of the with compartments, where you are to nothing more than the sum of life's intervals and the rhythmic beat of the of the English lake district, and sandalled husband with the goad who purple autumn crocus. An infusion of be tucked away at so much per. That hours added to all the hours that engines is always there, changing only then if he failed to get a winter of pulls these lumbering animals by a flixweed cleanses and heals wounds. was one of the reasons I quit the road, have been or are to be. They are the when the speed is altered. In heavy arctic ferocity he was profoundly string, and the primitive mode of life Self heal has cured quinsy sage has the chilly, purely mechanical hotels sum of the minutes and in them lies weather the washing and beating of peeved, "because," he said, "why am I on their plodding journey all belong many valuable qualities. of the present clay." the secret of eternity.—Grit. the water makes a hundred noises. called on to lay in extra supplies of to a bygone age. coals and candles if I am not to get But ghosts are extra noises and FIRST KNOWN USE OF CIGARS CANNOT BE TAKEN ALIVE a winter worth my money?" But should be avoidable. Some misplaced Explaining New Stars. memories in which recent winters' exploits or ill-fitting article or a loose screw Orchids as Window Plants. The mystery of new stars, which There is a member of a large family may cause the noise, and with the are still fresh are willing to let Mentioned by Name in Book Published Gorillas Will Fight to the Death, and flash into view for a few days and of orchids which does well as a de Quincey have his winter de luxe. ship's vibration it will knock or rattle in 1740, but Were Smoked Before Are to Be Feared, Even When may spread outward thousands of We find ourselves saying: "Only window plant. It is one of the "lady with a regular persistency that will That Time. Mortally Wounded. miles a second, remains one of the a few weeks to the first of March!" slipper" varieties, and known botanically drive the most placid mind nearly to greatest problems of the heavens. Dr. The earliest known mention of as if somehow we expected to beat as cypripedium in signe. Usually frenzy, and sleep will rarely be the The most perilous job that any one J. Bosler of the Meudon observatory ia the game. But we won't. Nature only known as a greenhouse cigars is in a book published in 1740 victim's portion until he has left his can undertake in the jungle is the capture finds that the sudden appearance of under the title of "Distresses and a hard game to beat. plant, it is found to do quite well warm bunk and found the cause of of a full-grown gorilla. It is said the nova is opposed to any theory of Adventures of John Cockburn." It appears in a more moderate temperature, the trouble and the ghost is laid. that no gorilla has ever been captured radioactivity, and that the brief duration that Cockburn was cast on a desert '"k blooming quite freely. The flowers alive after he was full grown. He Digestibility of Cheese. and relative frequence make it are large and exceedingly handsome, island in the Bay of Honduras, COIN TOOK FANCY OF ARABS would be a bold man who would attempt By experiments the digestibility on unlikely that the phenomenon is due from which he swam to the mainland, marked with purple, orange, yellow, such a feat. Gorillas fear nothing. of cheese it has shown that much been to direct collision of two dark stars. and thence traveled afoot to Porto white and black, and individual' flowers Even when mortally wounded depends on the special physical character Austrian Maria Theresa Dollar Has The idea of Seeliger that a dark or will remain in perfection six weeks Bello, a distance of 2,600 miles. Here they show an#agility, strength and ferocity of the food. All fat cheeses are Long Been the Principal Money faint star passes through an obscure or more. It requires no especial care he met some friars who gave him which is astonishing. A famous said to be dissolved and digested with of That Region. beyond being kept clean, and to see nebulous cloud seems to fit better. If some "seegars" to smoke. "These," traveler once stated that It would take great rapidity because of the molecules this is the cause the heating effects he says, "are some leaves of tobacco that it is npt over-watered. An excess 150 men to hold down a gorilla with of casein—the nitrogenous part of the The only coin in general circulation must be superficial, as in the case of of water is likely to induce root rot. rolled up in some manner that serves any degree of safety. cheese—are separated only by the fat, In Abyssinia is the Austrian Maria December to April is the blooming pe» a meteor in the earth's atmosphere, both as pipe and the tobacco itself." On the other hand, all other apes and so the gastric juice can attack a Theresa dollar, of silver. It is also and the observed spectroscopic changes Though this is the earliest date at riod. are said to be pathetically easy to capture. large surface of the cheese at one the principal money in Arabia, and be clearly explained. which cigars appear to be mentioned can The usual method is for a trapper time. Whether the cheese be hard or the story of its introduction In those by that name, so far back as 1498 to seat himself where he is certain soft does not appear to Influence digestion, regions and all the neighborhood of Hand Grenades. two soldiers sent by Columbus to explore to be observed by these creatures and and there Is no connection the Ked sea is quite interesting. Up till the great world war almost Origin of Bells. Cuba told their companions on pretend to drink from a bottle of between the digestibility and the percentage 90 years had elapsed since hand More than a century ago trading The use of bells originated in superstition. their return how the natives carried crude spirits. When he is sure that of water present in the grenades had been used by British infantry Arabs got hold of some of these dollars They were first used in in their mouths a lighted firebrand he has been observed, he leaves the cheese. against an enemy. In Stocqueler's and found the effigy of the queen China, a great many centuries ago, and made from the leaves of a certain bottle and goes away. "History of the British Army," (which they bore on one side, the reverse their original purpose was to dispel herb, rolled up in maize leaves. The The moment his back is turned the published in 1871, ft is said that they showing the Austrian double and clear the air of "evil spirits," also description of an Indian method of Somewhat Malapropos. monkeys rush to appease their curiosity "were used for the last time" at the eagle) so attractive that they sought to break up and drive away storms. smoking given by Lionel Wafer, in A good story is told of a political concerning the contents of the bottle. capture of Bhurtporte, in 1826, when to obtain more of them, for sale as From China bells were eventually Introduced his "Travels in the Isthmus of meeting held in a well-known town They like the taste of the spirits, jewelry. Later on they became highly they were placed in the hands of ten Into Europe. Old records tell Darlen," in 1699, shows that they In the north of Ireland. The mayor and quarrel among themselves for it soldiers of the Fifty-ninth regiment. popular as a medium of exchange in us how the tolling of bells kept the then smoked cigars made just as we and aldermen had consented to attend till the bottle has been emptied. They Curious to say, they were not loaded, mercantile transactions In Arabia "spirits of darkness" from assailing make them now. The manufacture in their robes, and, as it happened, are soon overcome by the intoxicant, for Gen. Jasper Nicolls, an old Peninsular and when at intervals the Turkish people while in the act of worship. and consumption of cigars in northern they were late in arriving, and and the trapper returns and gathers government prohibited their importation officer, "had a theory that a Hence the connection of bells with Europe only dates from the close of to keep things going the audience them in. grenade with a burning fuse had the a large and profitable business churches. It was only at a comparatively the seventeenth century. started singing "Hold the Fort, for I same moral effect in frightening the was done in smuggling them through recent date that bells were used Am Coming," but it was distinctly enemy as a loaded one would have Aden and other seaports. for calling the people to church. For Change of Fashion. Music and Thinkingt unfortunate that just as the mayor bad, while the soldier who carried it They are all dated 1780, being even ages they were designed solely for Indeed, so completely have fashions About 1000 A. D. a monk in an entered at the head of the imposing incurred no risk from premature exr now minted from replicas of the original and materials changed in a century keeping evil spirits at a safe distance. Italian monastery had been thinking civic procession, the congregation plosion." die, which is of rather crude that the articles Included in the following about the long, laborious task of training happened to be singing the lines: "The workmanship. Any change would not advertisement of goods to be singers for the church service. Ten mighty host advancing, Satan lead* Burmese Novels. be understood by the Arabs arid sold on Fishbourne's wharf, "back of years were required for a singer to Ing on!" Classes of Doctors. Abyssinians and would render them Although the production of books Mrs. Fishbourne's dwelling," have memorize words and music of the various Giuseppe is a small Italian boy who less acceptable. of all kinds fell off in recent years, scarcely any meaning for us. Among chants and hymns used! There goes to the public school in one ol there was one interesting feature noticed Bankers and merchants In the Red the numerous articles to be disposed was no system for learning a new Assigned to Early Convoy. our American cities. It happens that in the increasing number of Burmese sea region import the Maria Theresa of were: "Tandems, isinghams, nuns, tune independent of the words. he has often met- the emergency doctor dollars in bulk from Trieste, selling novels in the vernacular modeled bag and gulixall shirtipgs, huckabacks, Washington, July 8.—Companies B, And while he was thinking he heard who when called usually sets a them at a good profit or exchanging after the pattern of English novels quilted hum-hums, turkettes, grassetts, and first battalion headquarters, his choirboys practicing one of their F, broken bone or sews up a wound. Not and dealing with modern Burmese life. them for native merchandise. They single allopeens, children's jumps and and a medical detachment of the 339th lessons, a hymn that rose in pitch with long ago he went to his teacher and They are written in language more are somewhat larger than our silver bodice, whalebone and iron busks, infantry, recently landed at Brest fromj the first syllable of each successive asked, "Miss Pauls, if you're sick can closely akin to colloquial Burmese than dollars, but weigh less than an ounce men's Newmarket caps, allibantes, Archangel, has been assigned to early line, just as the scale series was you have two doctors?" "Yes, surely, to the stilted and high-flown literary and are only a little over four-fifths dickmansoy, cushloes, chuchloes, cuttanees, convoy home, the War department announced. formed. Giuseppe," was the reply, "if you have diction generally used, and those who silver. crimson dannador, chained Thought flashed! money enough to pay them both. The are considered judges say that, though soosees, lemonees, byrampauts, moree, And the result of his thinking was trouble is that many people who have a satisfactory literary medium has not maffermany, saxlingham, prune! loe, Wrought Iron From Ore. the use of the syllables ut (changed yet been evolved, the most recent productions several doctors do not pay them." barragons," etc. Wrought iron is not commonly produced to do later), re, mi, fa, sol, la, si to "Well," answered the boy seriously, show that a decided improvement Humhums was a sort of towel made direct from the oro, but a California GOOD WAGES facilitate scale learning. The immediate 'Til tell you how it Is, if I'm sick 1 has been made on earlier at of coarse Indian cotton cloth cuttanee metallurgist, using petroleum result was that Guido's choirboys tempts^ think I'll have two, for Dr. Williams a kind of piece goods of silk and as fuel, claims to avoid the usual troubles learned all their tunes—and could take is good for stitches and Dr. Edward* cotton, also imported from India barragon and to obtain pure iron at a much Wanted new ones—in six months as against is good for a pain." is the barracan of today,, a educed cost. The ore, after grinding Unexpected Success. ten years in the old way. 500 ood fabric made of camel's hair, used widely MjlLLlNERS to pass through a sixteen mesh sieve, A professional artist, who had a And the indirect result is that boys In the Levant for robes and mantles is mixed with some heavy oil, such as wide reputation for comic pictures, Island of Corfu. and girls in the schools of this country but for the most part the articles asphaltum. The mixture is made into drew a caricature of a woman's hat The island of Corfu claims a marltime learn the scales by a process similar named in the advertisement cylinders, each of a size to yield about which he thought was exceedingly history antedating that ol to that thought out by a monk in Italy haVe long become obsolete. 150 pounds of reduced iron, and these Athens. According to tradition this funny. When he showed It to his nearly 1,000 years ago. cylinders are placed in the furnace wife, however, she did not even smile. was the land of the Phaeacians, and *»& and gradually heated to the welding Makers and Trimmers Length of Arms and Legs. "Don't you like it?" inquired the artist? here Ulysses landed in the course ol Aegean Islands. point of the iron, then taken out and According to many measurements his wanderings, and on this seashore "Like It?" she replied. "Of Makers $12 to $15 week The Aegean islands are Thasos, in compressed into blooms. A little silicate made at the Anthropological laboratory course I like it. Why do you waste that delightful story had its setting, the extreme north, off the Macedonian rock is added to give slag enough in London, the right arm in your time on those horrid comic pictures which^Homer tells, of how the hero Trimmers $15 to $30 week coast Samothrace, Imbros, and Lemnos, to hold the semifluid mass together. human beings is in a majority of cases when you are capable of designing received much-needed hospitality and near the Dardanelles Eubaea, To avoid reoxidation—the great difficulty longer than the left arm, while, on beautiful things like this? I'm going kindness at the hands of Nausicaa, the largest of all, lying close along in previous processes—a reducirg the contrary, the left leg is longer than If satisfactory we the daughter of King Alclnous—perhaps straight down to get my milliner the east coast of the Greek peninsula the right leg. atmosphere is maintained In the to make me one just like it!" And the most beautiful episode in the northern Sporades, including Skiathose, give season of 4 months furnace, and the bloom is compressed Sometimes, however, the relative she did. all the "Odyssey." Indeed, to this Skopelos, and Skyros, near Euboea before entirely removing from the furnace. proportions are exactly reversed but day two islands close to the shores Lesbos, Ohios, Samos, and the or longer The time required for heating seldom does perfect equality exist between of Corfu dispute the honor of being Sacred Ark of the Covenant. large group of other Sporades, such as through and reducing is given as four the two sides. The tendency the ship of Ulysses turned into stone Rhodes, Cos, and Patmos, adjacent to The Ark of the Covenant was the or live hours. of the right arm to exceed the left arm WRITE sacred chest which the Lord directed the coast of Asia Minor and, finally, in strength is sometimes greater in STRONGER WARNER CO. Moses to make to contain the tables the large group, the Cyclades, extending Three-Bowl Fate. men than in women, while equality of Generous Royal Gambler. of the law which he had received on southward from Euboea toward strength in the two arms occurs almost The three-bowl fate is a very old One of the most romantic gambling Crete and including Andros, Delos, Mt. Sinai. It was four and one-half twice as frequently with women as one: Take three bowls the same size, St. Paul, Minn. stories is told by Mr. Thlselton-Dyer 1 feet long, two and one-fourth feet wide Naxos, Paros and Melos.—Literary Di« with men. fill one with clear water and leave of a plainly dressed stranger who once gest. and two and one-fourth feet high. It the third one empty blindfold the aspirant took his seat at a faro table, and after was covered within and without with for knowledge and instruct him Time to Reform. an extraordinary run of luck succeeded gold and was carried by staves inserted or her to use the third finger of the Military Correspondence. The sailor, returning a trifle fuddled In breaking the bank. "Heavens!" in rings on the corners. This'Ark left hand (wedding ring finger.) If he "Why did you reject Col. Puffersby?" from a peace celebration, found exclaimed an old, infirm Austrian officer of the Covenant was the most sacred dips Into the clear water the future "Too much military efficiency." Ills hitherto respected and respectable who sat next to the stranger. "The possession of the Israelites. It was mate will be the young and goodlooklng, "How was that?" ship newly camouflaged in the most twentieth part .of your gains would placed In the boly of holies In the If. Into the soapy fluid, the mate "His last letter to me started off modern cubist style. make me the happiest man in the 2M MODCRN MOW tabernacle and later In a similar position will be a widow or widower, and if something like this: 'From CoL Puffersby, Runnin? his eye over the whole world!" **—*iim IThfiii in Solomon's temple. into the empty bowl, no marriage for To Miss Gloria Piffle. Subject, mess of conllicMng squares, triangles, "You shall Jiave it, then," answered 22fJ!2,6B""ONE «°U-AR a year. Love.'"—Birmingham Age-Herald. EUftoPiAN sm pm TweptMmiwti .e» and sundry other uamewhich the stranger as he left the room. A raiwTMHTH, shows a MSTwavmu graced the servant speedily returned and presented Explained. MtSSSZ&SSSK,. and blinking stuns the officer with the twentieth "My gracious," exclaimed Ma, sniffing Cosmetically Speaking. screaming color part of the bank, adding: "My master, Flatterer, nmPMOf MMmnnnoN the air, "it seems to me that I Mto Myrt—"George, the foolish fellow, MMMHCI NBCMM SHOW raised his hand She (relating experience)—Really, for sir, requires no answer." The smell wood burning." "Yep," responded persists in calling me his sugar lump." JMWja U«C ICKN l»«T IN UBr aWIMN ^'-sed down Ms successful stranger was soon discovered a time I was quite beside myself. PHOTCCTKD AUTOMATIC SMlSMBM Willie/ "I heard pa carryln' mt Gert—"George is dead wrong. If he wearily: twswr ROOM HA* HOT AND COLOIUmHMVa to be no Nother than the king of He—You had a charming companion. on because he had run his head in the really thinks you're that sweet he WATCH, STCAM HCAT, KLCCTRlC UOHT ARB Prussia in disguise. v. —Boston Evening Transcript. -r WUPWHt HSHVICK. fa8 jet." should say hla powdered sugar-" :il Site