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Milked his cows in solemn content, MILLWORK On the first of the month he paid his OPENED SEPT. 1st. 1918 rent Who's the guy with the pompadour? and you will make no mistake by getting Each day he strokes it more and Fed his men all they could eat, their prices before ordering elsewhere Especially convenient for auto parties as Nicollet Avenue No, you bet he'd never starve Pete more is the leading road from all point, and has no car tracks. And envious glances pass galore He knows what it is to get half enough "swill," Within two squares of 5 large garages. Adjoining the cities' That's Marcellus. Building and Contracting Specialty He began at the first and "went largest stores. All Work Guaranteed thru the mill Who's the girl so tall and stately Rooms at $1.00 per day. With private toilet 25 cents Who passes down the isle sedately? Learned the "tricks" of the trade from Proffessor Freed, Her face expresses more joy lately LARS STUBEE, Prop. extra with private bath 50 cents extra. In addition there That's Minnie H. Never made a mistake on good type are suites of rooms with separate toilet, each room having or breed connecting bath—an ideal arrangement and only found here. 2nd Avfl. and Oth St Phene'59 Plowed and harrowed and manured Who's the guy that's out of luck? his land, In all his speeches he gets stuck Cafe in connections-Hotel Lincoln guarantees an atmosphere Was fed with gifts from the All Provident He'll fizzle this last one I'll bet a of home refinement. Hand "buck" Showed the farmers what real farming That's Frank. die Good Judge- was, WM. B. CAM FIELD Proprietors —F. S. GREGORY LilStCll! says I believe his hens laid eggs by the Minnie A. sure is not a fish doz For past ten years with Minneapolis leading hotels. But I'm sure if she were granted her His Guernsey cattle were the pride "And remember it, too." wish of his lot, She'd ask for more weight—to be Altho his sheep were free of the bot built like Lloyd Gish. The better the quality of your His horses were glossy with tail That's her. chew, the more you'll enjoy it. and mane, She joined As long and wavy as the bounding Who's the fellow with the automobiles? main You'll get more out of your tobacco our That supplied water to moisten his His head must be full of levers and money, too—you'll save crops wheels That he would always sell before markets part of it for something else. At graduation he'll pull of a few "drops A small chew of this quality reels. Bankiivg And now I have told you all that I tobacco tastes good and it That's Russell. could Of the farmer that did all his farming lasts and lasts. club Who's the girl with the big long good main? with That he lived long and happy as the THE REAL TOBACCO CHEW In Solid Geometry class wins her old story goes fame Even if he could never correct the Put up in two styles For we all did it wrong until she contour of his nose. came. Frank O'Malley RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco /Vlext That's Clara. W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco Tfifr- xmas FOR "AULD LANG SYNE' Who are the two brothers in our she will class? Should auld acquantance be forgot, If alone they will work together to Of whom there's one is married, And never brought to mind, joke HAVE pass Some gone to work or war. Should auld acquaintance be forgot The nights that Russell worked overtime, They can pile up their books an 1 And days of auld lang syne? But here or there or anywhere learn the whole mass. The misspelling of words that was We have their mem'ry still, There are some things we can never Of course, the Shapiras. And naught can take it from us, forget, everyone's crime Be fortune, good or ill. No matter how much we would try Roy Wilson's slow but sure replies, Who's the girl that's been in our So, here's a wish, my trusty friends, Although when it comes to remembering And Exie's name among the wise school A humble wish of mine some, The change of heart that Florence Long enough to know every nook, May happiness and good be yours, We can only sit and sigh— achieved, If you haven't joined our Christmas banking-club, come desk and stool As in days of auld iang syne. Like nouns of the third declension, Are seniors, so they sayw,berfq.OU— And the last of us all to be a fool? in and do so today. The marks that Frank most oft received, you know, That's Exie. SOLDIERS ATTENTION And an indirect discourse rule, Men, Women, Boys and Girls all should join and we w*e And how to manipulate square root, The single time that Francis grieveWell, you to join for you own good. Who's the guy with the four-inch All men, that have been discharged Such things the best of us fool. well, the sophomores I left, fist. since November 11, 1918 and who There are clubs to ft every purse—I cent, 2 cents, 5 cents, But who could forget things like Are seniors, so they say, have not received five cent per mile Of all the deep matters can't get the these: Though when I turn my memory 10 cents, where you increase your deposits each week with travel pay from place of discharge to gist The giggle of Ileen and Rose back, place of acceptance or induction, can the amount you started with. But with good looks this boy is blest. Minnie's height and dignified pose, It seems but yesterday apply for additional, amounting to That's Bull. The glasses of Roy and the times that That they were Freshman, green as one and one-half cent per mile, to We also have 50 cent, $1.00 and $500 clubs where you pay they broke grass, Sgt. Bloomfield, International Hotel, in the same amount each week. Who's she, that's a teacher was out The chuckle of Arthur at somebody's They and some twenty more, International Falls, Minn. in the wood .\ But join—join today. Because she is smart and because she is good FIRST NATIONAL BANK And is one that is easily understood? That's Benardette. InternationarF alls, Minnesota Who' the girl that in meeting doesn't say much And appears almost too dainty to touch But for common sense she "do beat Subscribe for The Press the Dutch" That's Florence. A Who's the girl with the flashing eyes That for brilliant work with the best iff convies And she has that spirit of "do or die That's Rose. Who't the guy that's last but not least Who distinguished himself at Rose Rauscher's feast And ate enough food to shame a beast? That's T. 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