&4-J& r'jc:^:-.,v *s J- -*V#* INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS, MARCH 27, 1919 PAGE 9fX PLAN TO SUCK FOG LAST THOUGHTS TWO YANKS HAVE UARAMTCtD TO »TlSf* OR YOUR HONEY BACK OUT OF OLD LONDON J*HN H. OF ROOSEVELT MABBOW ESCAPE Attorney at Itw Office over O. M. @arr & Co. ||T Engineers Propose to Wash Air international Falls, Minnesota of Greatest City in the fc Desired Republicans to Close Four American Guns Await Order World. DJl. H. H. IHRIG Ranks and Give Attention, to Fire. Dentist to Domestic Issues. No more fogs for London? That la Office over Holler's Confectionery OFFICER SEES THE CHEVRON the great possibility of the near future. International Falls, Mibd« The projected method of abatement TANGIBLE EVIDENCE OF WISH. is a novel one, and is planned to F. J. McPARTLIN consist of a system of conduits and Lawyer Colonel Harvey In North American Review If It Hadn't Been a Clear Day Knights sucking pipes through the metropolis Presents Facsimile of Penciled Office ever International '^ssabe of the world. This is a first announcement of Columbus Secretary and Iowa Your Nose Knows Memorandum Left by of the proposal which is engaging International Corporal Would Not Be Here Now barber Falls, Roosevelt the attention of the British national eek. He to Tell the Tale—Yanks Thought physical laboratory at Teddington, a They Were Huns and Had Guns PHINNEY CAMPB?g t.im"two Theodore Roosevelt's last thoughts London suburb. Trained to Wipe Them Out. were of the great domestic Issues of Lawyers ho- Fog is smoke-satn rated mist When his country, Issues whose determination the mist is dense little of the smoke escapes. ill/ smoking tobaccos use some flavoring. The If Sunday, October 13, 1918, had not (nternational Falls, Mint. will decide the weal or woe of the The proposed antifog system rV'* been a clear, bright day John J. McBennett, next generation. He saw In a united Encyclopaedia Britannica says about the manufacture would suck in the Imprisoned smoke, 72 West Sixty-ninth street, Republican party, just given a vote of J. J. HADLER draw It through the conduits to baffles, of smoking tobacco, "on the Continent confidence and a commission to formulate New Tork, just returned from France, or air washers, which would extract and carry Into action policies of where since last May he served as a LAWYER and in America certain 'sauces' are employed the the dirt and dissipate the fumes. reconstruction, the guarantee of the Knights of Columbus secretary, would In reality this Is a system of smoke use of the 'sauces' is to improve the flavour and International State Bank Building prompt recognition and successful not be living today. He admits it and controlling, under low atmospheric conditions, handling of these domestic problems. his contention is supported by Corporal burning qualities of the leaves.'9 such as is individually practiced Tangible evidence of this is a memorandum, Bill Hale of Iowa, circulation LAWRENCE'S PHARMACY in large buildings and factories the last penciled thoughts of manager for Stars and Stripes, the official Tuxedo uses chocolate—the purest, most whole­ Store in American As London has hundreds The Rezall the late President. To Colonel George organ of the A. E. P. Hale, too, of thousands of buildings, each with Harvey and the North American Re- and delicious of all flavorings! Everybody has cause to remember always that S. N. Rubin, Prop. some from five to fifty fireplaces—a chimney that particular day was bright and International Falls, likes chocolate—we all know that chocolate added for each fireplace—it will be seen Minnesota ft V* clear—at least In the Argonne section how difficult it would be to "muzzle" to anything a flavoring always makes that thing of the battlefields in France. as every chimney. McBennett and Hale would certainly Illl more enjoyable. That is why a dash of chocolate, DR. ELIZABETH MONAHAN London is reluctant to abolish its still have been blown off the face of the traditional fireplace in favor of the added to the most carefully selected and properly w. earth if a keen-eyed American artillery Anaesthetist x' mor .^^u^jjjU'al and efficient hot water officer had not, through a powerful Aged burley tobacco, makesTuxedo more enjoyable— Eyes Examined—Glasses Fitted iuruace neating systems, so that field glass, happened to see the f\ the millions of chimneys will continue Phone 223 Office 800 2nd St K. C. chevron on McBennett's sleeve. "Your Nose Knows" to spew their dirty breath into the air There wasn't an instant to spare, either, for years to come. The sucking and because four big American guns NORTHERN MINNESOTA air-washing system is the simplest, were trained on the mjgn and the signal Try This Test: Hub a little Tuxedo briskly most trustworthy fog eliminator under only was needed to blow them to HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION in the palm of your hand to bring out its full these conditions, it is believed. smithereens. London without its fantastic fogs Dr. C. C. Craig Phone 22, aroma. Then smell it deep—its delicious, pure How It Happened. will be a disappointment to many. The Dr. Elizabeth Monahan....Phone 223 will convince you. Try this test It happened like this: McBennett fragrance great water colorist Turner was passionately Dr. Mary Ghostly Phone 301 who had been delivering supplies to with any other tobacco and we will let Tuxedo fond of them. So is Yoshio Hospital Phone 7S several of the Knights of Columbus stand or fall on your judgment— Markino, the celebrated Japanese buildings at the front, returned to division Office over International State Bank artist, who lives by the years in London "Your Nose Knows" headquarters near Rarecourt Phone 155 with his canvas and paints ready Saturday night, October 12, with his International Falls, Minnesota for fogs. automobile out of commission. He was However, most people will rejoice, wondering how he could manage to get •ft+TH+rCT'Q including English, Scotch, Belgians, these cigarets and chocolates where Dutch, Danes and Scandinavians. Ibsen they would do the most good when he in "Brand" mentions the curse of happened to see Corporal Bill Hale London fogs descending on Norway. coming along with a camionette, delivering a. late edition of Stars and Stripes. Facsimile of Last Memorandum of The Perfect Tobacco for Pipe and Cigarette Hale agreed to help McBennett out. Colonel Roosevelt, Penciled a Few PREMIER LLOYD GEORGE They made an early start and headed Hours Before He Died. rt Guaranteed Guaranteed Try Try for Fleville, then started for St. Juvin, AND HIS DAUGHTER view the country and the Republican which McBennett understood was occupied BETTER DENTISTRY imx/ jfiujuri&u*, party are indebted for the publication VmcsnroiMrCB 1 by American troops, but later of this interesting document which carries developments proved that 350 Germans a message from him "who, being were concealed In the town and "FOR LESS MONEY dead, yet speaketh." In the leading outskirts. THE STUBEE article of the current number of the Got Out to Adjust Curtains. I North American Review Colonel Harvey They kept going until they were sets forth the vital import of this Bridge Work $5.00 within 75 yards of the city. They last penciled notation of Mr. Roosevelt. Gold Crowns stopped their car and decided to get He says: White Crowns away from there at once. Hale got Sash and Door Factory "Mr. Roosevelt died the acknowledged Plates out of the car to adjust the curtains leader of the great party into GUARANTEED WORK on one side and McBennett left his which he was born. His last written seat to arrange the shields on the 10 YEARS words, penciled by his own hand a few IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS other side. They finally turned around hours before his death and addressed in the form "of a memorandum for the and they got back near Fleville. GET OUR ESTIMATE FIRST brilliant young man for whose selection On the way back to the lines McBennett We Are Well Equipped to do All Kinds of as Chairman of the National organization and4 Hale met Father Martelle, Special attention given to he was largely responsible, chaplain of the Three Hundred out-of-town patients. Write us MILLWORK were these, as reproduced above in and Seventh engineers and Three Hundren about your teeth troubles. We facsimile: and Twenty-first field artillery. are glad to answer any and all and you will make no mistake by getting 'Hays The priest told McBennett and Hale questions. Write us. see him he must go to Washington their prices before ordering elsewhere they certainly were the luckiest men for 10 days see Senate and House in the world, because on the preceding prevent split on domestic policies.' 1c DRS. NORCROSS CLARKE day, when they had ridden into Fleville "Here is evidenced as clearly as if the and started for St. Juvin, the Building and Contracting a Specialty Union Dentists few words filled a volume Mr. Roosevelt's American troops stationed in a mountain All Work Guaranteed realization of both his responsibility near there had seen them, but and his obligation. The simple could not make out any name or insignia Bemidji memorandum marked the Inauguration on their car, and when they LARS STUBEE, Prop. of a definite party policy, to be carried saw them ride by these German machine-gun through to a no less definite conclusion. nests they naturally concluded It was more than a passing thought or that they were Germans and 2nd Ave. and 6th St. Phone 80 a mere suggestion. It was a Message, thus decided to mop them up. Four signifying the need of immediate and On one of his-recent visits to France guns got their range on them immediately unremitting vigilance in achieving to attend a meeting of the peace conference and would have received the complete unity of action in resolving Premier Lloyd George took his signal to begin firing had it not been domestic problems before attacking daughter, Mrs. Carey Evans,*with him. for the keen-eyed officer referred to. The Minneapolis Dollar-Hotel those of wider range soon to be thrust CUT TIRE COSTS They are here shown on the deck of Through his glass he happened to see upon the country—a true soldier's call 250 MODERN ROOMS H. M. S. Termagant. the K. C. chevron on McBennett's arm first to close the ranks. Located in Heart of Bwumm District and the order to fire was never given. "Nothing could be more characteristic ?.£5-.pr,ce--one DOLLAR EUROPLAN RATCroRTWOPKRSONeSt.BO or more clearly illustrative of the "COOTIES" LEFT BEHIND raiVATC BATH, SHOWCK AND TOILKT EXTRA You can buy GOOD tires latest Bargain Prices breadth of vision, the foresight, the. BABY HAS LARGE FEET COMPLETE 8AFETY directness in method and the painstaking WASHINGTON AND Soldiers Declare It Is Good to Get for less money from us, because we bare cut out MAUT°MAT10 SPRINKLERS attention of the man. Nothing, NEW YORK TIRES expensive travelling salesmen and sell by mail only. AND FIREPROOF CONSTRUCTION Back to America. Shoes of Men's Size Required for Infant too, probably could have served his iNeuHANCK show that hcvcr Firttm (nottecond*) Rccenea New,fresh selected stock, free frombreaks, Girl. It literally "feels good" to be in the IN ANY aUILDINQ Non- Vulcan purpose better than that these words cracks or patches, not "made over" or retreaded 'ROTtCTID BY AUTOMATIC BPRINKLKRS Size Plain Skid Tubes There is no doubt that little Virginia United States again, according to overseas 28x3 9U.55 $12.45 $2.10 should have been his last. Difficult as "®0, HAS MOT AND COLD RUNNING All tires sold on 4,000 mile guarantee, 30x3., 11.25 11.95 2.45 Scroggins of Rockwall, Tex., has men who "are being sent to Camp HC*T» «l*CTRlC LIGHT AND 39x314 15.25 16.05 2.90 ^it is to reconcile oneself to the decree on an adjustment basis. If you are not satisfied after VELEFHOIiee E RVICE. the largest feet of any baby in the 32x3V£ 17.99 18.89 3.15 Funston and Fort Riley for discharge examination, we will refund your money. of Divine Providence that the removal 31x4 22.89 23.60 3.30 world. Virginia is two years old and or their final hospital "hitch." The 32x4 23.05 24.15 3.55 TERMS. All goods shipped C. O. D. by express, sub* of that great patriot at this crucial 33x4 24.10 25.20 3.65 is just beginning to walk about the ject to your examination and approval. Order NOW. "good feeling" comes from the absence 34x4 25.15 26.55 3.95 moment was not untimely, we cannot 34x4)4 29.75 30.85 4.90 house. Her parents and physician declare LONG SERVICE TIRE CO. of cooties. Most of the returning PI SO S 35x4t| 35.95 37.20 5.29 but realize, as he would have been 36x4 32.00 33.25 4.8* that the delay in her walking Cor. Fifth and Cedar ST. PAUL, MINN. Tanks bring along several families (Other sizes in proportion) the first to acknowledge, that the last $ is due to the fact that she can hardly of cooties when they return from vestige of animosities which might drag her feet -about. Instead of wearing France, but while the men land at New have continued to impair his highest a tiny pink baby shoe, Virginia course, tobacco York and other Atlantic ports and proceed aspirations was buried with him, and wears what would be a No. 10 of men's inland for demobilization, the Every member of tbe family Irom thereby the perfect union which he so sizes if such "baby" shoes could be baby to grandpa benefits by Piso's cootie does not come along with them. ardently desired against all things un- —the 54 year favorite for coughs costs more' bought in the stores. Her feet are American was attained. He is demobilized and discharged at and colds. Taken before retiring fully 10 inches in length and are 4 the point of debarkation, or a camp "Thus we find the Republican party it assures rest unbroken by irritating inches across the instep. near by. The soldiers are strong for resuming full legislative authority ooughing. Mrs. Scroggins declares when Virginia says Dan thoroughly united and invigorated by this humane measure. Their clothing ReliereahoarMiicBt soothes 1 was born her feet were almost the peculiar confidence which so often is taken from them, steamed and returned throat irriudon eases throat] tielda. Sold by all 1 as long as her body. Since that time carried it to victory in former years." cootieless in 45 minutes. During dntfiita. they have grown in proportion to the the period of waiting they receive Contmin* JVa OpUfr— other members of the body and it is ROOSEVELT'S DEPARTING a haircut and take a bath. After this Smftfor Ymtag 9 figured that by the time she reaches "delousing" process, as it is technically Everything else Good taste, smaller WORDS TO HIS COUNTRYMEN the marriageable age her feet will be known in the army, many of the chew, longer life is does. What. you 24 inches long. men spend the first quiet night in a "Col. Roosevelt died about 4 o'clock what makes Genuine want to. do is to get year, undisturbed by the insect pests on the morning of January 6. The Gravely cost less to ARMY FOUND MANY UNFIT genuine tobacco satisfaction. acquired in France. previous evening at a great patriotic, chew than ordinary 65 ,. I saved rally in the Nc Tork Hippodrome a plug. pp 487,694 Draftees Turned Down During message was read, from him, written FIANCEE MUST BECOME NUN money by switching Write to:— Last Ten Months of War. especially for the occasion. In It was GENUINE GRAVELY from ordinary plug In the last ten months of the war, this striking sentence: ni Soldier's Sweetheart Will Get $5,000 DANVILLE. VA. 467,094 men in the United States were to Gravely." "We have room for but one flag the "She 1® If Enters Convent for booklet chewing plug. found unfit for military service, according OH American flag, and this excludes the Joseph W. Hickey of Shrewsbury, to the final report on the draft roop mi/viN Peyti red flag, which symbolizes all wan yyton Brand Mass., who died in France in service, by Provost Marshal General Crowder. against liberty and civilization just as provided in his will that his fiancee, Defective heart and blood vessels much as it excludes any foreign flag Miss Helen E. Finn of Roxbury, were the causes of most of the rejections, of a nation to which we are hostile, REAL CHEWING PLUG 'THE be paid $5,000 on condition that 61,142 being barred in those and we have room for but one become a nun. cases. Defective. bones and joints soul loyalty, and that is loyalty to the The will was written just before barred 57,744 men from the service in American people.*' Hickey sailed, on a transport for Wfljg packed in poucfv the final ten-month period, and 49,801 Vnnco. ,v were rejected because of poor ege* .--a. I'i