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International Falls press and border budget (International Falls, Minn.) 1909-1926

April 4, 1918 · Page 6 of 8

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THE RED CROSS NURSES OF EUROPF Formation of Coral Reefs* Vglu£t!c Brsri! an Fish. ARE GIVING TOASTED DAIRY IS A FIXED INDUSTRY Coral reefs and islands are formeo The pirarucu is the largest and one CIGARETTES TO THE BOYS MOUNTAIN JOE »y tbe coral-building polyp. These animals it the most important, commercially, Wherfe That Feeling Exists There Is only live in clear water, the depth fresh-water fishes of Brazil.^ When Disposition to Raise Heifers of which is not greater than about full grown it measures six to eight To anyone who doesn't know of the or Baby Beef. twenty-five .fathoms, and the temperature yonderful advances that have been made feet and weights from sixty to several By ROBERT McBLAIR. of which does not sink below 68 By LEON W. DEAN. .i the preparation of smoking tobaccos1 hundred pounds. The scales are Mr. Simpkins gazed at the portrait The farm dairy is becoming more oi degrees Fahrenheit. ia the last lew yesrs it msy sound strange about three inches in "circumference on the wail till his eyes filled with a fixed industry, and where this feeling to speak of toasted cigarettes. and the bead is long and harrow. The tears. It was a portrait 01 his father, exists there is a disposition to ^Copyright, 1917, by tlitf McClui-e Newspaper pirarucu Is caught by means of the Strictly speaking, v.e should say cigarettes v'olonel Simpkins. who had four times That Anelent Feeling. raise the calves—the heifers for the Syndicate.) harpoon, and great skill is shown by made of toasted tobacco the smokers Blobbs—"I feel like the oldest man lieen promoted, for valor during the dairy or to be sold for .dairy purposes, Mountain House Joe he was called. the fishermen, who are trained from of this country wiil recognize it more in the world." Slobbs—"What are you Civil War and liad died bravely on the and the better calves will generally It it was an exclusive bit of scenery early boyhood. The flesh before salting iradi!y by its trade name, "LUCKY field of action. Mr. Slmpkins* throat talking abqut? You are not a day over be fed into some form of baby beef you wanted, an exceptionally fine trout is very palatable. As a salted fish STRIKE"—the toasted cigarette. iichod now for two reasons: First, he thirty.* Blobbs—"Yes, but I've Just as the feed and circumstances suggest. or a deer in season, Mountain House ft is one of the staple food products of revrreneed and adored the memory of been listening to a boy of sixteen tell The American Tobacco Company are the Amazon region. Joe would see that you got it. about tilings lie used to do when he father secondly, his age and his duclng millions of these toasted ciga:tf:3 liis He was like any one of a hundred was a kid." •\vis and his game leg wouldn't let him 'ir^ and these are being bpught in other Adirondack guides—and different. ,ro to wf.r himself. And aS he observed -rr.:cu3 quantities through the various WARM WATER MUCH CHEAPER Just where the likeness left off martial bearing and uncompromising {?Lacco funds conducted by the news-pers the and the difference began it was hard Literal. gaze of Colonel SImpkins he saw, of the country and forwarded Meaning of "Bosporus." to tell. Whatever the reason, Mountain Agnes, aged three, -had got some but:er Otherwise Cow Must Burn High-Priced .roujrh the Red Cross Society to the boys in Imagination, the khaki rlad la«'s of The correct spelling of the strait House Joe was considered the on her hand, and to get it off she Corn and Other Feeds for L: Franco. the now generation marching forth and which connects the Black sea with tlv most popular guide in the mountains. put her hand around her mother's That Purpose. crossing three thousand miles of sea to ner/ process of treating tobacco This Sea of Marmora and separates Europe One night in the rugged defiles of waist and wiped her hand on her light, maybe die. for liberty. -1 only improves the flavor of the tobacco from Asia Is Bosporus, not Bosphor^s. Indian pass he gave us the first real mother's apron. Her mother said: "Is If the cows are forced to drink cold Mr. SImpkins peered around to make ,t it seals in this flavor and makes The word Is pure Greek composed of peep beneath the crust. We were looking this an embrace?" "No," Agnes replied. water they must warm the water in sure that neither Bess nor John (who cigarettes keep better. two words bos, a cow, and porus, a 1..3 away over a score of darkening "It's butter." their bodies. This requires food in were at the teasing ages of sixteen ford, corresponding to the English Oxford. The Red Cross nurse is always glad to! mountain peaks to where Whiteface the form of corn and other feeds. It and seventeen) were where they could for the wounded soldier, have a cigarette reared its lofty head, still strongly is much cheaper to warm the water see him, then he straightened and in most instances* that ia the first Increased Respect. as, etched against the northern sky. with wood or coal than to allow the threw his right arm up for a salute. thing asked for. Mrs. Hawbuck—"Hiram, _Jt takes "How sings Horace?—'mundi moles 1 cow to burn high priced fuel in her But his gouty shoulder twinged, and he M? CALDS you twice as long to drive the pigs as operosa'—the toil-wright mass of the body for this purpose. groaned. He couldn't even salute it used to." Farmer H.—"I know it. world! I wonder what the old Roman Postal Transportation. "Damn!" said Mt SiLipklns, and You wouldn't expect me to speak harsh would say if he could "look upon a In some parts of Russia the postnan with bis other'hand fiercely twirled his to a lot of critters worth $50 apiece, sight such as this?" rides in a two-wheeled cart drawn MAGAZINE Untouched Wealth in Pyrenees. white mustachios. would you?"—Boston Evening Transcript. It was Lieutenant Golden who spoke. by buffaloes. Some journey In The Pyrenees mountains are rich in He turned and limped Into the library a Joe, squatting on his heels by the sledges, drawn by reindeer, horses, or waterfalls and minerals, but their exploitation and sat down creakily before the fire where he was preparing the evening dogs. In the more remote regions of f&P' Authority mahogany desk on which were lying Is rendered difficult by lack meal, turned his head abruptly. the Canadas the mails are carried by Optimistic Thought. the blanks for his income tax state-, of roads. With the water power there For Nearly 50 Ycarsl "If he were modest he would say trains of sleighs, each dragged by Honor is the recompense of those latent the mining possibilities could went, blanks which he had rather that you had just given him credit for three dogs harnessed in single file. Join the 1,300,000 women w!."o turn to ffho do right without seeking recomoense. grumpily got from the Internal Revenue readily be developed. McCALL'S every month fcr correct fash"'ons, what rightfully belongs to Ovid." officer only that day after luncheon for patterns, for economical buying, for The temptation had proved too provoking fancy needlework, for good stories—tor on way home from the club. his p3ea&wie, fcr help, for style. and our cook of many a merry I.IcCALL Patterns fit. Mr. Simpkins' income for 1917 had excursion had suddenly become a amounted to just about $15,000, and be M9CALI Send Him a pcucZ? scholar of the classics. But straightway had been rather snappy on the subject he was Mountain House Joe again of of taxes ever since he had discovered and no amount of urging on our part that the more income a man has Real GRAVELY Oiewiisg Plug could complete the metamorphosis. the greater the percentage of it he "What the deuce is the matter with in taxes. He could think of several pays Real Gravely Chewing Plug—there's the the fellow?" whispered Charlie Osgood who, like himself, were married inen soldier's tobacco, that he can use anywhere, after a series of inglorious attempts and had two children, and yet, anytime. Just a small chew of Real Gravely to inveigle him into conversation. although their Incomes were nearly enough—all good tobacco9 is rich, sappy leaf half of his, they would pay only a made the Gravely way, not loaded up with Despairing at length of a story from small fraction of the amount he paid. heavy sweetening like ordinary plug. Joe, which we had come to anticipate He gloomily drew the blank nearer FaEEt SEND A POSTAL CARD AND ASK FOR as a part of the regular evening program, and tilling In the information began Give any man a chew of Real Gravely Plug, and he of or $10.00 PIS- fiATJPIJB COPY McCALL'S: we turned back to the papers that'a to will tell you the kind to send. Send the best! that it for. asked I.iONEY Offt Women or List of GIFTS Driven Offer without cost: or BICYCLE to Boys and which the ladies had brought witl Ordinary plug is false economy. It costs less per week Mr. SImpkins' income was $15,000 As Ci: ls: or latest PATTERN CATALOGUE: or lie(1 or to to chew Real Gravely, because a small chew of it lasts a them, now several days old. ish Olfer to AGENTS (160.00 t'rize Oiler he had to figure out the amounts payable your CHURCII. long while. Ad(JreM It was fall and the annual YaleHarvard on each of the successive smaller HEHcCALL CO., 236-2:0 Wed 374 Stowt.NewY.rk, N. T. I? you smoke a pipe, slice Gravely with your knife and football battle was'only a few classes of incomes in order to arrive add a little to your smoking tobacco. It will givo flavor weeks distant. The papers were full at the total due from himself. 'He —improve your smoke. of it. passed over the first class who must SEND YOtJK FRIEND IN THE VJ.S. SERVICE We were a Harvard crowd and felt pay taxes, that is, single men ma! A TOUCH OF GRAVELY free to express our minds. tor over 1.000. His calculation mi "All Brickley," said Dick Valentine, Dealer* all amnd here carry it ia 10c. pouches. A 3c. stamp ried men then showed up as follows will pet it into his Mads ia any Training Camp or Seaport of tho turning the pages, "All Brickly and First, they pay 2 per cent, (under U.S. A. Evan ov*r tb«re a 3c. stamp will take it to him. Your dealer will supply envelop* and tire you official directions bow to Harvard." the 1916 law) on all income over The Minneapolis Dollar-Hotel address it. It was Mrs. Mabel who saved the $4,000, deducting $200 for each of their P. B. GRAVELY TOBACCO CO., Danville. Va. 2S0 MODERN ROOMS day. Mrs. Mabel was Dick's wife, but children under eighteen years. In Mr. Located ia Heart of B—in«— Diatrict The Patent Pmuek keeps it Fresh m»d Clemm mni Good that didn't happen to help Dick any Simpkins' case this was $212, which he ONE PRICE--ONE DOLLAR Rtr* At Am dtw fdhm —H it net Real Gravely without Ah Pntectiam Seal put down In the "payable" column. in this instance. europlan mti vor two »m«m |t jo j§ ImU Ammkfml to At AM He. saw next that, under the 1917 Established 1S31 She laughed, and when Mrs. Mabel miV«TC BATH. •NOWCR AND TOILCTIITM law, married men pay an additional 2 COMPLETE SAFETY laughs it is irresistible. "Well, I guess AUTOMATIC SPRINKLERS per cent, on all over $2,000—with the we clean forgot that Cambridge wasn't AND FIREPROOF CONSTRUCTION same allowance for children. This snow that nkveh the center of the earth," she said. mauRAiicc nccanoa Save Your Gas h»» a life accn in any auuiSiNa toar added $252 to his "payable" column. "And it wasn't any farther back tlmn raOTCCTKO a* AUTOMATIC ihinruri He then observed that for every our own day when the Blue was trentingf KVKRV ROOM H«a HOT AND COLO RUNNING $2,500 jump in his income over $5,000 WATER. ST CAM HEAT, CkC.CTHlC LIGHT AND us as. we are treating^tlieiu. You TELEPHONK RKRVICE. he had to pay a Surtax, the percentage don't forget one Chase, do you, boys?" growing larger with each jump. This "Forget Joe Chase? I reckon not. was $250 more added to his burden. No Harvard man of our time is likely And on top of all this came an "Excess &U Vou'Shtatiked' to do that. He beat us for two years Profits" tax of 8 per cent, on all I with a poor eleven behind him. No, I Will Send You a Wilmo Free Almost "occupation" Income over $6,000, making we aren't forgetting Joe Chase." '£6 $720 more. "Well," continued Mrs. Mabel, "I Doubles The total, then, he must pay was four Iiere ia your opportunity to imure think Dell knows ever a little more Use It 30 Days At My Expense And teen hundred and thirty-four dollars. against embarrassing errors in spelling, Ford about Yale and Joe Chase than the pronunciation and poor choice of "Whew!" exclaimed Mr SImpkins I rest of us. How about it?" words. Know the meaning of puzzling Risk—then if you want to—Send It Back N a.igrlly. "There's young Henry Mileage Witkins, war terms. Increase your efficiency, All eyes were turned inquiringly on who married Jake Johnson's girl, which results in power and rucccss. Dell. he makes $2,000 and he doesn't pay a WEBSTER'S "We were to have been married," cent, of taxes. 1 guess this Is his war I don't want you to send me one penny in cash. 1 don't she said simply. INTERNATIONAL as well as mine'" want you to even say you will buy. I saw Mrs. Mabel color to the fear Thinking of young Henry Wilklna, tips. I simply want your permission to send the Wilmo Manifold lie remembered that Mrs. Wllklns went ^•iCTIONARY is an all-knowing for a month's tryout. Dell alone was undisturbed. every afternoon to make bandages for World's Best teacher, a universal question out "Father and mother had picked Then when the month is up send me back the Wilmo. Or, the Red Cross and that Henry, who answerer, made to meet your the me man they wanted to marry, if-it is so good that you can't get along without it send me $8.50 Gasoline Saver needs. It is in daily use by was a lawyer/ was aiding the Local and we'll call it square. He I and it wasn't Joe Chase. bad more hundreds of thousands of successful Draft Board with Its questionnaires. MASK HUDSON, President. money and therefore more social men awl .women the world over. "Well," be admitted to himself, the 400.000 Words. 270C Pages. 6000IIlustrations. standing than Joe. Father did *Wilmo ^lani/old "ihat makes a difference." 12,000 Biographical Entries. only underhand thing I have ever He thought next of Judge Wllloughby 30,600 Geographical Subjects. known him to do in his life and sorely CSAKD (Hipbest A ward) .whose Income was about $3,000 Paaaina-Piicific Exposition. How It Works has he repented. He told Joe he "He only pays $20," commented Mr. REGULAR aiiC sSBlA-f AFER Editions. wasn't in our class. Joe had often SImpkins, not quite so angrily this \VRJTE for S^ecimtai Pejjes. FREE tried to tell me the same thing, but I Po'-iiTi Mapc :f you Dacae this paper. time and then a thought struck him 6. & C. BftEft&AM COr„ I wouldn't listen to him. He was proud and he sat up rigidly in his chair. SsiiiagficWv Mass., U. S. A. The Wilmo is a one-piece gray iron casting that takes and dad must have used plain language. Judge Willoughhys son had been the place of both the present intake and present exhaust the Before I could stop him he had the Tuscania when it was drowned on manifolds on Ford. a gone. You have seen jQe hit the line with the loss of two hundred submarined Intake and exhaust are separated bv a thin iron partition.. when ten yards were needed for a soldiers. The first explosion heats up this partition. Then the gas, coming first down and you know it wasn't his "Judge Willoughhy gavi nls son to up the other side, sprays against this hot wall and is instantly way to turn back. He meant to leave America." muttered Mr SImpkins. vaporized. me free and he has, for we have never He leaned forward suddenly and put Every drop of the gasoline is turned into a rich gas, every bit is fired by the explosion—none is wasted. Besides almostdoubling heard of him from the day he walked his face in his hands. the miles per grallon, the Wilmo makes starting easy g| out of dad's office five years ago. Anyway, Foi a long time Mr. Simpkins sat and keeps the engine lree of carbon. Hundreds of enthusiastic owners report as high as 35 miles \ery still In that position. There was I didn't marry the family's choice per gallon through its use. —they couldn't force me into that— no sound In -the library except the to Put On—No Drilling and I only wish Joe knew that my of the tall clock and an occasional ticking mm trill of laughter from the children heart had been as strong as his and skylarking upstairs. ,The square that there was never any other but nt on the carpet gradually withdrew ligh himself." If You Don't Keep It, It Leaves Your Car Same as Before THE GREAT WJ P. HAS MADS itself through the window, and The silence that followed Dell's twilight and tlieu darkness settled CIGARETTES J- NECESSITY. tirst words sets me to fidgeting even yet in about the.quiet, white haired, sometimes All by yourself you can put the Wilmo on your Ford in 20 minutes. There is no when I think of it. No one seemed irascible old man able to say anything. Charlie Osgood cutting or grinding to do,-—no holes to drill. It fits right in place of the old "Our boyc must f-^vc their smokes. Mr. Simpkins was blinking things attempted to cough then seemed a Send them cigarettsc!" This is manifolds and if you take it off they go right back on in their old places. •.vhich he would never afterward speak horrified at what he had done. familiar appeal now to ell of us. j*f, was thinking things that were he Dick tried valiantly to find a rallying No Moving Parts Don't Send Me One Cent 1 won The Wilmo Mc.nifold is a one-piece accept a single Ainon^ (hose most in demand i3 too sacred ever to be put into words. point from which gently to move casting. Nothing to adjust or fit. You penny payment for a the now famous "toasted" cigarette— But some inkling of his thoughts may can't get it wrong ii you try. The hot dividing wall does the work. Wilmo Manifold until you have tried it a month. I want you to our demoralized forces, for it was clear It breaks the gasoline up into a line hot rich gas that burns completely prove to yourself that it is the biggest success ever invented "to put LUCKY STRIKE. Thousands of this ie found in his rejoindei to Mrs. 1 that any sudden change of front might every explosion. No liquid gasoline ever gets past this hot on a Ford car. Hundreds of cutsomers write that they get as high favorite brand have been shipped to when that placid lady came Siinpkin? wall—it-simply can't. "That means 90% less carbon it puts an end as 35 miles to a gallon with the Wilmo. And I never heard of startle Dell into regretting^ her confession. to spark plug and ignition troubles, it means goodbye to that knock France. There is something-home* turned oi the lights, and asked anyone reporting less than 25. But 35 or 25 or whatever mileage in and '-v- .... in your engine. And best of all, it means 25 to 35 milies from a YOU get, I leave it to you to decide if it's worth the money. All like and friendly to the boys in the him whether he was ready for dinner. single gallon of gasoline. Think what that means when gasoline is I ask is that you. either send me the money or the Wilmo when "Well," he said, "I'll wager even sight of the familiar green packages Willoughby's only son was jumping every day! the" month is up. "Judge money, ten to ten, that Harvard wins with the red circle. worth much fourteen hundred as as Mail This Strip For Free Trial two weeks from Saturday." thirty-four dollars, wasn't be?" and This homelike, appetizing quality A tall lean figure stalked into the Mr. Simpkins demanded- of her. of the LUCKY STRIKE cigarette i3 firelit circle. As his wife, who. was not unused to largely due to the fact that the Burley We looked up in surprise. It was his superficial irritations, watched him tobacco used in making it has been Mark Hudson, Pres. Mountain House Joe, the guide. in mild astonishment. Mr. Simpkins toasted. "It's toasted" was the "slogan" What year "I'll cover,that bet," he said quietly. Efficiency Auto Supply Co. limped out to the hal. and took his that made a great success of is your Ford? Dell had half risen to. her feet. old felt hat and silver-headed cane LUCKY STRIKE in less than a year. "When I saw that look in her eyes," Dear Sir:—You may send me a Wilmo Manifold for a month's Free Trial without expense to me. When the from the hat rack Letting himself out How the American Tobacco Co. is said Charlie Osgood, telling of it afterward, month is up I will either send it back or send you $8.50. If I send the Wilmo back you will return the express making 15 million LUCKY STRIKE into the foggy evening, he tapped his "I thought my scalp was me. charges to Cigarettes a day. way down to the corner and mailed Ifis called for sure. Then that big lanky i'icom tax statement and check wit I A good part of this immense production son-of-a-gun grabbed her as though it his own hanus Name. Town. State. is making its way across the was the real thing in a wild Indian "Now God te chunked." sain water to cheer'our boys. The massacre and I closed my eyes, to shut 'Simpkins. as the lid clanked .shut. Efficiency Auto Supply Co. 305cHicAco.ruLst' Dept. out the tragedy. When I opened them his missive, "I iHn do this tnurh again they were still hugging each SUBSCRIBE FORI THE*- PRESS my country, anyhow/* Jv. other." newspaper outside this county wishing to run this ad, please wiite to a 1 a& mm tsitet- 'P&tSF Njsg