™i •vy-yr^ WSfS? "7*-~ 1»'"8 •iSjfWM iNTERNAjlONA^FAtl^ PRESS PAGE THREES W« T5? i»«F uvr mr 4 NO &QGS ALLOWED ON TRAIN TYPISTS MAKE BAD ERRORS PROFESSIONAL CAftDS^ RPEN,jgREJMC^^ FRAW. it* \Xj war eosnvn i.. 7r. But Conductor Had Embarrassing Moment Itwartebly It Won't Draw and Almost JOHN H/BROWN?.!3!^ 8lips Are Very Amusing in Some In* "i When He Undertook to Ban'....'.ish'Canine If It Does Draw the Chances j. stances, and Hard to Explain 4'Attorney at .Law to Baggage. Are That It Won't Heat, ,•«* in Many Others. -r 7- Office over O. M., Carr & Co. Ai Artillery Expense of Modern Army Lies in Men Who Feed Hungry •&.- v- .• ^Soon after the train had started, There is nothing that looks bettei If some lady typists can make a international Falls, Minnesota •.$ Corps $820,000 a Day. Mouths in Engine Room, the conductor, in collecting his fares, In a picture than an open fireplncfc. mistake they will, and some of their noticed a small white dog, with a The old Dptch masters discovered that efforts are, very amusing, a humorist H. H. IHRIG and wily craftsmen ever since hrfvc bushy taill and bright black eye^, cosily relates. 6ne typist produced the remark, used the knowledge. Witness the flourishing sitting on a seat beside a young ladjr. Outlay in Gun Metal and Powder It Dentist r\*v- Deep in Cavernous Recesses of Great in regard to a rather conceited modern school of commercial She was quite pretty, but the conductor's Heavy and Vast Amount of Material man, that "his one weakness was onion Hulls Firemen Bend Backs That Office o* er Holler's Confectionery" art. It's a poor phonograph that can't duty was plain. sauce," tjhe real word being "omniscience." Is Required for Traditions of Nation May Minnesota International Falls, be seen peeplhg out of the half light "I'm very sorry, madam," he "said Another, in an obituary of v*" the Trenches. Be Upheld. with unusual suavity, "but it's against thrown from a fireplace, with its lucky a great theologian, spoke of his belief possessor lolling near by in an atti-' the rules to have dogs In the passenger in the "immorality of the soul." Just GEO. S. LANGLAND When' is remembered that there •"The power of the navy is in me." -k-'M. cars." -'x tude of ecstatic adbration. It's a poor the omission of the "t" from "immortality" V\,$ JLa*ryer Lawyer y% are today under arms more than 24,000,000 Big Jack Dempsey, fireman recruit, "Oh! dear! is that so?" replied the brand of socks that can't be worn b& made all the difference. soldiers in the European war, thus unburdened himself as he sat young lady, looking beseechingly from In the litis Block on Fourth Aventie fore the andirons, or of chocolates that Some few years ago a speaker at a the immensity of the task of keeping w|th legs dangling on the turret of a can't be munched by pretty girls in the her brown eyes. "What shall I do? I meeting waxed very sympathetic over International Falls, Minnesota them supplied with the munitions big United States battleship/ can't throw him away. He's a present same effective setting. An open fireplace the death of the wife of a manager of with Which they wage war will appear. Around him seethed the preparation for my aunt." has come to be t»ne of the stock the company at some fever-stricken It has been estimated that it for war. From the huge navy yard F. 1 McPARTLIN "Throw him away! By no means, properties for producing an effect of place in West Africa, and the reporters costs approximately $100 to outfit a shops arose the din and clamor of a miss We'll put him in the baggage cheeriness, and, indeed, the matinee Lawyer %•_/, who were afterwards getting out soldier..*" Of this $25 goes for. a gun mighty force rushing the final work to car, and he'll be just as happy as the idol's heart-rending dilemma is never this speech together to save time were Office over International State Bank and $35 for his, 1,000 rounds of cartridges^ •-place in readiness the big steel fighting robins in spring." sp heart-rending as when he tells his in a jocular mood. At the end of The average life of a uniform International Falls, Minnesota machines which are to play an important "What—put my nice white dog In bosom friend about It before a stage the pathetic oration the one who was .under modern service conditions Is part in upholding the honor of your dirty old baggage car?" fireplace, with the red inlandescents dictating said, for a joke, and to very short that of the ^ordinary rifie "I'm sorry, miss, but the rules of flickering realistically and the violins 'our nation. On the parade ground adjacent, a F. SWINNERTON, M. D„ C. M. amuse the others, "Loud Laughter," 'is six months. In all of the history sobbing a soft accompaniment. a couple of hundred bluejackets this company must be enforced. He and the foolish girl, who was as much Physician apd Surgeon iv" .f.* of" war there never has been such a were running a quarter mile oval, shall have my overcoat to lie on, and But enough of that old hoax, says a machine as the typewriter at which, rapid exhaustion of all of the materi•als Eyes Examined and Glasses Fitted the brakeman will give him crackers the New Sun. The open fireplace is hardening up for their work. ahead, a she sat, actually put the words ia. with which it is made, says the National and milk every time he opens his fraud. Almost Invariably it won't 'V- Office over City Drugstore '.'-I writes a New York correspondent. Moreover, they appeared in print in a Geographic Society Bulletin. •-H draw—Jack London, who, whatever mouth." Something of the inspiration of this financial newspaper, and a very humale International tails, Minnesota A 75-centimeter gun can fire about "I just know somebody will steal crabl^d stylists might say of his wrltr vitally energetic scene glistened in his apology had to be made by the editor 400 projectiles a day. Ea^ch of these him," she objected. Ing, 'at least knew life out of doors, eyes, as: he swept his pipe stem in a afterwards, although any explanation projectiles costs approximately $6. If* But the conductor was firm, and DR. JENNER PERRY CHANCE made it the summit of achievement for short semi-circle before him to emphasize of the "slip" was impossible. Counting this and the depreciation of one who had gone back to the soil to called out to the brakeman, who was the night of which he was Physician and Surgeon the gun, which Is particularly rapid, carrying a signal flag. make a fireplace that wouldn't smoke. .master. Office over litis Drug Store the daily outlay for its operation "Here, Mike, put this dog In the baggage And when it does draw it won't heat Huge of frame, Jiorny of hand is amounts to $2,700. It is estimated that Phone 11 car, and tell them to take the best And if it does both, the chances are a Dempsey. It was only two days ago Origin of Life on Planets. the 120 75-centimeter cannon in an 'of care of him." '*7' hundred to one there isn't enough cordwood that he drifted into the navy recruiting Night Calls at Hotel Koochiching The many speculations that have army corps, fired all day, cost in munitions The brakeman picked up the dog as in the whole neighborhoQd to office to offer himself to his country. jeen published concerning the origin International Falls, Minnesota and depreciation $320,000. In carefully as if it were a baby. There keep it g^ing half a day. One of the of life on the earth and on any other was a sudden twitching of the facial addition to this, each army corps has many comic sights to be seen in a suburban "Whether it's sallorln' or soldierin'. I bodies in the universe where it may muscles, and he hastily said to the conductor: "PHINNEY & CAMPBELL about forty pieces of heavy artillery. bungalow Is a pyre of bits of tojd 'em at the recruiting office,'It's the possibly exist usually assume that, in. Explosives and depreciation for a single packing-case, small branches of trees, Lawyers same to me so long as I Qfin serve me some way or other, "life germs" aretransported "Here, you just hold him a minute day's work for them totals $500,000, scraps of timber left by the builde* across the gulfs of spacer country* Anyways,, that a man can International Falls, Minnesota till I put this flag away." making the total artillery expense and such combustible whatnot touched one planet to another. Thus it serve and do his duty in a time like from Out of the car door he went, and of an army corps $820,000 a day. off solemnly to show a helpless week lias been suggested that life may have this is the best way.' held on to the brake wheel, shaking If the outlay in gun metal and powder ender what a real open fireplace Is W. E. LAWRENCE been brought to the earth in meteors. "So I enlisted as a fireman, the like a man with ague. is heavy, it is no more so than the like. One of the most recent suggestions is greatest branch of the service of. the The Rexall Store The conductor laid his hands on the outlay" for materials demanded by the Those who must burn wood to keep rhat minute "life germs" may escape United States navy. dog, and then—. present necessities of trench warfare. warm don't do It so foolishly. A box International Falls, Minnesota from the atmosphere of a planet in "When a man-has put in a few years "Why-r-wh-why—this is a worsted An officer who has studied this phase stove of the old kind, that will hold life exists, just as molecules of *vliioh on the job, there is somethin' about dog he gasped. of the present war carefully says that chunks two feet long, that has no V' atmospheric gases believed toescape the are Si&s. the firebox of a engine1 that pulls you DR. E. A. THOMPSON "Yes, sir," replied the little miss, to put a trench in a state fit for occupation grate, but holds the embers glowing from our terrestrial atmosphere,, to it, once you have fed the big, hungry demurely "didn't you know that?" Dentist in winter requires 1,250,000 redly about the fuel still burning, thai be driven by to aiul may light-pressure mouths that are always open and "No, miss, I am sorry to say I didn't roars in a cheery crescendo as the running feet of 3 by 3 timber, 36,000 Phone 245 some world where physical conditions roarin'. know that." running feet of corrugated iron, 6,250,000 winds mount ontside, is the proper have become suitable life.. to support "Every man in his task, says I, and Office over litis Drug Store He dropped the dog and began shouting: sandbags weighing 1,000 tons and caper. \Yhile there is absurd nothing essentially I'm a fireman by inclination and force "Tickets! Show your tickets!" International Falls, Minnesota 24,000 standards and pickets to the open the swinging door. Was Throw in these hypotheses, it not is of .habit. And it is me duty to play mile. In addition to this, 900 miles there ever so brave a glare of livid ''oar their why authors should take it fireman for Uncle Sam when he needs Life-Saving or Drowning? embers, pulsing the breath of the of barbed wire has to be used, weighing with °or granted life cannot originate that W. E. MARTIN me above all others. In an article on "Sports in Girls' 110 tons. When one stops to recall fire? A steak would and does broil on a planet.—Scientific novo cooling "Once I stoked on a tramp steamer, -V Contractor and Builder Camps" "in Sft. Nicholas, Anna WorthIngton the hundreds of miles-of trenches there in a jiffy. Bread is passed but •vrieriean. and It was there I learned the pojver Coale describes the tests for before it, and, comes out toast. Potatoes Repairs Promptly Done vgiich stretch aefcoss Europe in different of me callln'. rescue work, or life-saving requirement directions and how often sections bake nestling in its bedded ashes, Phone 159 705 8th St. "We wuz down'where the heathens of the United States Volunteer of these trenches have to be re* tea water boils as If by magic. A and the fever wuz thick as mud, and Life-Savers.} These tests, which are thing of comfort that old box stove. built, he can gain some idea of the HIDES AND FURS when! the sickness took hold of the officers taken by many of the older girls in DR. ELIZABETH MONAHAN tremendous amount of material required On the wall behind it is a nice, whlt€ and crew until they wuz only a camp, put a good deal of zest into the blank space that may suitably accommodate in their outfitting. »re awful high prices. We handful of us left to navigate the craft. bringing Anaesthetist swimming. one of those nice pictures of Another picture of the vastness of give more valuable illustrated informa.tion What with the fever raging we had a "In order to pass the tests you must fireplace. «.-• relative to Hides and Furs than the munitioning trade and the immensity Eyes Examined—Glasses Fitted powerful time. One afther another-the any other house in the world. We pay know at least three different holds of the task of keeping the boys below down with sickness, and it Higheat Cash Prices for HIDES, FURS, which a drowning person would be armies in the field and. in fighting condition Cleaning Rifle Barrels. PELTS, etc. make prompt returns for one 223 Office 800 2nd St. was then the. real trouble began. likely make while and- may be had from the statement to struggling each shipment. We sell Trappers's Supplies The best way to clean the barrel oi "It wuz the captain himself who how to break them. You must also cheap. Write for Price List, Shipping that there are irowirnore than- 4,000 controlled' a rifle is to get a "pull-through." Thlr came down to talk to us 'Boys he Tags, Illustrated Trap-Book, Catlogue, be able to dive to the bottom and munition plants in Great Britain The Shoe Hospital Is a piece of cord which will pass etc.,—its Free. said, *1 kin get along without me officers, bring up a supposedly drowned person alone. Of these 19 out of 20 never through the barrel, with a weight a1 NORTHWESTERN HIDE & FUR CO. but'for the love of heaven, .me in proper form—head first—and tow produced war materials, before the one end, and two loops at the other. Mian. established 1890. Minneapolis. ship will perish if me firemen desert REPAIRING WHILE YOU WAIT her ashore, using any one: of- three approved war broke out. They employ nearly In the loop nearer the weighted end me in this, me hour of need.' methods of carrying, as, for example, MP CALL'S 3,000,000 men and nearly 750,000 women. place a piece of oily rag, and draw NATHAN NURICK, Proprietor "That is w-hy I say the power of the crooking the elbow under the The vastness of the industry* in this through the rifle barrel until It is 213 Third Street navy is in me. When the coal stops chin or, the victim and swimming on. England is not out of proportion to clean. This is the method used in Next to Boston Lunch the battleships stop, and the enemy that in France. Although Germany the side. You must then demonstrate MAGAZ.ij.JE the army. The following are two easj can take yer at his own time." an approved method of resuscitation, holds 70 per cent of France's coal and methods of cleaning guns and rifles: Across the slip between the big ship as hi on NORTHERN MINNESOTA ,some 80 per cent of its iron, France usually the Scljaeffer method, which If a muzzle-loader, stop up the nipple and the next door the sailor drill had requires only one person to apply it. has been able, by the bpening up ol or communication hole with a little Authority HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION spread out into an open door exercise. new furnaces and by Immense importations The first thing on reaching shore Is a wax or, if a breechloader, insert For Near In 50 a Dr. C. C. Craig.... Phone 223 They were the "men behind the gujis," to empty the water from the lungs— of ore and pig metal, largely cork in the breech rather tightly nexl Dr. Elizabeth Monahan Phone 223 an integral part of the great fighting Join TVe 1,303/X0 v.vo turn to to overcome this handicap. which, by the" way, is never more than pour some quick-silver into the bar McCALL'S every moiK.i l"cr correct fashions, Dr. Mary Ghostly Phone 301 mechanism which Is soon to spread its two or thriee teaspoonfuls in amount— rel, and put another cork in the, muzzle for patterns, for economical bupir*-, Influence world-wide In the mighty for fancy needlework, for good stcries—v*s Hospital Phone '79 "The Grape of Brazil." and induce breathing by pressure on then proceed to roll it.. up and pleas^.o, for help, for style. conflict facing this nation. I looked Office over International State Bank A notable feature of gardens within the ribs. If you have ever been called llcCALL Patterns fit. down»the barrel, shaking it about foi sideways at the man beside me, who a certain area about Rio de Janeiro is upon to be the victim for someone's Phone 155 a few minutes. The mercury and th€ Mv ALUS represented the silent working force the jabo'ticaba' tree. The delicious fruit practice you will understand why it International Falls, Minnesota lead will form an amalgam, and leavt of the American battleships, but his is often known as "the grape of Brazil" is still a question in some camps which the barrel as clean and free from lead gaze was lifted above the immediate on account of its appearance, and, form of death is to be preferred life' as the first day it came out of the animation of moving units. It rested If the public will get the habit as described in a bulletin of the United saving or mere drowning?" shop. The same quicksilver can bt in the smoke-clouds coming from the of using their street address on all States department of agriculture, is used repeatedly by straining il huge stack of an adjoning vessel. conspicuous from its peculiar habit of mails it will give them better service through wash leather for the lead Violets., "The boys hev started work fer growing directly upon the bark, not Stern-faced, tired, sorefooted from when the carriers are" put in will be left behind In the leather, and Uncle Sam," he observed, with a touch only of the small limbs but even of unaccustomed tramping, the man paced the quicksilver will be again fit foj service and also be appreciated by of pride. And I knew, that down in the trunk and exposed roots. The tree, along the side of a roadway 20 miles use.* the postal department.' the cavernous recesses of that 8ray growing to a height of 35 to 40 feet, from the city in the afternoon sunshine. Postmaster. steel hull, other representatives of the branches freely close to .the ground, Beside the road sat a little boy Mme. off re. AMD ASK FREE! POSTAL CARD FOR SEND A "power of the navy" were bending spreading into a symmetrical leafy top and girl, each timidly clutching a basket All Parisian's, are familiar with the SAMPLE COPY of McCALL'S: or ilO.OO PIXLiONEY their backs to the end that the traditions of great beauty. The flowers, produced of bunches of wood violets. The Offer to IVomen: or List of GIFTS given small mansion occupied by Marshal of the American navy might be -without cost: or BICYCLE Offer to Hoys and singly and in clusters, often cover the children looked at. the man' stern, Girls: or latest PATTERN CATALOGUE or Big and Mme. Joffre at Passy, Rue MichelAnge. S. E. THOMPSON & SON upheld and the honor of the flag main* i.sh Oirev 4.GE3TS or $150.00 Prize Offer to entire bark above the ground. The .tired face and timidly kept back the The couple lived there in perfect your CliUfiCH. tained upon the seas. Addregs fruit develops, rapidly to a diameter of words of invitation they wanted to harmony. Thanks to the radiating THEMcCALL CI, West Street, I3S-2S0 37lh NcwYork. N. Y. fy-h half an inch to an inch and a half, has speak. As.the man paced by he caught kindness of Mme. Joffre, her husband Agents for the The a deep maroon-purple color, Is covered Good of Life. a pale, twinkling little smile in the eye always found in their home 'Sff JgC with a thick, rather tough skin charged It is essential for the community of tlie bpy—iand out of .memory's gallery regularity, rest, relaxation, joy,' says with coloring matter and much tannin, and state that each citizen Should be there flashed a picture—the picture the Bookman. Like most French TM and contains the translucent juicy brought up to fully understand that of another timid, barefoot boy in immm* wives, Mme. Joffre is animated, cheerful, pulp, having an agreeable vinous flavor his one duty towards himself and IIteVcwShuifihuL the dust of a country roadside, a boy modest, Industrious, possessed of suggestive of the Muscatine grape. others Is to make the most out of who wanted to make a fortune In nickels a sober elegance and an affection foi JiflOiaSiueeeil? One to four flattened oval seeds, a $his life, to develop In himself the and dimes from his primitive merchandise—and her home which makes her put it quarter of an inch long, are inclosed possibilities nature has given him, hadn't the courage to above everything else. In the midst insure in this pulp. The fruit tempts ^ne to andH)e,as happy as possible. In this Here is your opportunity to cry his wares. of celebrity she has always 'shunned against embarrassing errors in spelling, eat indefinitely, the complaint being way he contributes most to the happiness "Give me one of ygur bouquets, my notoriety and she sought refuge from pronunciation and poor choice of that it Is impossible to satisfy one's of others. Let it be fully understood a words. Know the meaning of puzzling the tributes won by her excellent fpi appetite on jaboticabas. that melancholy and pessimism, war terms. Increase your efficiency, And he went on Behind him a rosy heart and illustrious name in work, in which results in power and success. though possibly attractive,, are ".smile on two little faces ond with him the peaceful seclusion of the family. WEBSTER'S sins if they lead to inactivity—as serious Queer Sort of Butter. a'ray of sunshine on the head of the It is said that the dream of the couple A queer sort of butter is obtained in as any sin in the world They jboy of 40 years ago.—Detroit Free FT* INTERNATIONAL Is to buy, after the ^ar Is over, a motor Trinidad, where cows and cream are have to be avoided by strict selfccontrol. Prpcq 'i. 4 1, houseboat, and/ thus to cruise Detroit Vapor scarce. This butter is the boiled-down Life is in itself rich, beautiful anonymously along the rivers of their •tiM pSS? •.—!—: .• and full of possibilities. Let .the DICTIONARY is an all-knowing fat of a bird called the guacharo. The Stove Oil beloved France to which the marshal Deep :Sea Diving Now Feasible. teacher, a universal question Illustrated World/says that this bird young man learn to see that, andKpot \Experinjents made by^the British admiralty will have been the first to give the answerer, made to meet your lives in the darkest caves, and seldom pine for what is not. It should be always assurance of victory. ... and the United States navy needs. It is in daily use by Is seen in the daylight. The young remembered that it is not the The only absolutely prove that deep-sea diving is feasible, hundreds of thousands of successful 4*' birds are extremely ilump and from views that a man holds 6r the dogmas Popular Science Monthly. men and women the wprld over. says ik^Etema! Vigilance. C, Wickless Oil Stove them is obtained *rich fat, the natives' he believes in that are of importance 400,000 Words. 2700 Pages. 6000 Illustrations. It has been -found that the shorter Walk through the fields or along the 12,000 Biographical very good substitute for butter. The En­ on the market. itis his acts.—Fridtjof Nansen. !the time diver takes in getting to edge of the woods, however, quietly, a tries. 30,000 Geographical Subjects. birds are taken from their nests when Burns just like gas. the bottom the better, because the and the insects in the grass, the minnows GRAND PRIZE. (Highest Award) two or three weeks old.' After they *fi Panama-Pacific Exposition. rt DipMhfWfla. a body absorbs less nitrogen. Also, the in the stream, the mice amid the Call and let us± REGULAR and INDIA-PAPER Editions. are killed, they are put on to boil, not Diphthongs were not deliberately devised diver must have at least one and onehalf fallen leaves, the chipmunks in the for .WRITE Specimen Pares. FREE show you. in water,'but in their own fat.. The any more than English spelling Pocket Mapa ^f yoix name this paper, cubic feet of air per minute at 'stone wall, the birds and squirrels in. natives experience some difficulty in G. & C. MERRiAM CO., was deliberately invented.- They have the trees, skurry away or shrink into depths. ., !. all A* getting At the nests of thq guachaao, Springfield, Mass., U. S. not disappeared from general ujscl except Lacing the legs of the diver's suit hiding until you pass. If you*go nois-«. I for they must creep through caves and in a few instances. In a "proper increases his stability and permits ily the panic will be greater and more S.E.TH0MPS0N&S0N wade through stagnant pools to reach diphthong" the' $ou$ds of both vowels him to come t^ an erect position with Widespread. Field-natnralists and ang their prey. The full-grown guacharo is are retained, though merged in one lers know that only, when they keep eape. It also lessens the danger of so timid that no one ever has been able syllable^-as in "noise." An "improper his falling or being suddenly blown quiet and motionless can animal life be to photograph a living specimen. diphthong" is one in which the soynd seen and studied effectively. to the surface. if of only one of the vowels is heard. y.A These facts do not imply any special A Green Rookie. "Jgo" in "people" is an illustration. fear of man. as man they simply show £9- ^.Girls of Other Days. What's the trouble, sergeaint?" Such changes as have b^en made in knew "Speaking of the peaches we the feelin|f in every animal's mind that ,,,y?.'"Tis the new Vecriiit^-sfrr. $h|iref ^diphthon^s have ftini^jft at keeping the and TurcortflS^esgfiilly treated everything ftiiiie,Mnf?especially^vef^ 5 20^ears agcP*-"^ (removed) without knife orpein!. I tould him to mark time in the drill vowel sounded that is why some prefer "Yea" thing larger than itself, Is to be feared All work ^unraflteed. Vome, or room till 01 came back and he's to write "maneuver" in plac$ of "Some of them seem to be pretty and avoided until it is known to be write for free Sanatoriamb—k face of clock wid scratched up th' the Dr. WILLIAMS SANATORIUM v'manoeuvrei"-,Then the aim* Qtere is jreU preserved." harmless or. is safely escaped. inKHSKsaassusiim ,8 pencil.'?, J4"""7" r— "thru." tflfled spellers favorite Jii hhJIF"