fersrt? ^z .1:4 \p. vr^v^-. -..^ •'.: •vJS^ Ivi^j THREE PAGE "Y f'f" PROFESSIONALCAKDB W SOME HONORS ARE INVISIBLE rftrr WAR TALKS a. iW H. BROWN JwsT*£ Although Intangible and Really Non» Attornoy at Law existent They Are Eagerly Sought' By UNCLE DAN 7 In Many Cases. Offi^^dveip O. M.Carr & Co. International Falls, ^Minnesota Number Five There is always something Intangible V- "-4 about real honors. That is why the AJiSv' i\ Victoria Cross was made of gun metal DR. H. H. IHR1G and not of gold. It was to mark the Dentist Jlmmie and a German Boy ClashMust fact that the main thing was what Do Three Things to Save Office over Holler's Confectionery it stood for and not what it was itself. Country. In the same way the most coveted International Falls, Minnesota 3 title is the Order of Merit, which only It was a warm evening, so Uncle confers the right to put the letters O. GEO. S. LANGLAND Dan went out to a lawn seat under the M. at the end of one's name. But spreading branches of the great tree j/ Lawyer those letters mean such a lot. They that suggested the farm's name of Oak mean that you are one of a little band 1b the litis Block en Fourth Avenue Hill. Billie and Jlmmie had been laying of the most distinguished people in the international Falls, Minnesota for him, so Uncle Dan was captured 1 world, and that you possess an honor by the boys on short order. which money cannot buy, says an English "Say, Uncle Dan," Billie began. "We F.J. McPARTLIN writer. had a red-hot argument at school yesterday But there are some honors which Lawyer with Carl Newman. Carl said have absolutely nothing to show for Office over International State Bank that German schools were miles ahead themselves, which are absolutely invisible, of our schools and that no one could International Falls, Minnesota Intangible, nonexistent, and. come up to the educated German. Well, yet are eagerly striven for. Jlmmie got hot under the collar and G. F. SWINNERTON, M. D* C. M. One of these Is the blue ribbon of handed it back to him good and plenty. the turf. There is no such blue ribbon, Physician and Surgeon Jlmmie said If their education taught and If there was nobody knows Eyes Examined and Glasses Fitted them to torpedo Lusitanias, sink hospital why It should be that particular color. ships, murder hundreds of women Office over City Drug Store However, for over a hundred years and children, make slaves of racing men have talked about winning International Falls, Minnesota the Belgians, poison wells, destroy fruit the blue ribbon of the turf, by which trees and commit all sorts of crimes, they mean that particular race for then we did not want that kind of DR. JENNER PERRY CHANCE UNCLE SAM WILL SHARE HIS FEAST WITH HIS ALLIES. three-year-old colts which we call the education here. What do you think Physician and Surgeon derby. about it, Uncle Dan? I told Jlmmie The United States, because of a selves in the use of some of the foods are competent to govern ftirselves ta Another invisible honor and decoration Office over litis Drug Store you spent a lot of time In Europe and hurge production of food products In that are known to be short so that other things. is the "triple crown." It really knew all about schools, so give us your Phone 11 this country and the decreased production there may be a surplus for peoples in Let us all, by joining the forces of belongs to the rugby football field, so opinion." in European countries, owing other countries. Night Calls at Hotel Koochiching the Food Administration, pledge ourselves .sadly depleted on the battlefied in that to the war, must supply large quantities "Well," replied Uncle Dan, deliberately, The United States Food Administration to live up to the ideals of democracy deadly scrum with the Germans. International Falls, Minnesota of food to Europe, or the peoples "the German: schools are very at Washington is very desirous of and generously to refrain In normal times England, Scotland. ~t over there will go hungry. This places thorough they furnish exceedingly valuable enlisting the voluntary co-operation Of from taking more than our share Ireland and Wales play international and practical Instruction. The PHINNEY A CAMPBELL the United States at the head of the every individual in the United States, the world's food supply so that the matches with each other, and, as happens table of nations and in this position, Industrial training given there is probably so that everyone, every time he is Lawyers sorely tried peoples in Europe may occasionally, one of them "licks" Uncle Sam may do one of two things: the best to be found. The schools seated at the table, will remember not suffer from hunger. the other three that one is said to International Falls, Minnesota He may help himself to the best on as a whole, however, in my opinion, that there is not enough wheat, not During the week of November 4 to win the triple crown. There is no the table, and, if there is anything appeal to the head only, and never to enough meat, not enough fats, and not 11, inclusive, every home in Minnesota, crown, but the honor is greatly prized left, may serve it the, others, or he the heart The aim and trend is to W.E. LAWRENCE enough sugar to go around, and that will be visited and asked to subscribe all the same. may determine wL.t there is on the make the individual blindly submissive accordingly he must decrease materially to the principles of conservation outlined -W The Rezall Store table and divide up evenly with all to the Prussian plan of world dominion his consumption of thesd products. by the Food Administration. It seated about the table. they teach that it is the destiny International Falls, Minnesota MIND AND BODY-SLOUCHING is the hope that a large volunteer of Germany to rule the world, and If America were under an autocratic "The United States is in this war to army of food conservationists may Ifeat to the glory and advance of Germany, government, food cards could be issued make the world safe for democracy." pledge themselves to carry out so far Stand Erect, Face God, Breathe Deep, DR. E. A. THOMPSON in this plan, all things must give allowing each individual his Believing in democracy, we have an as in their power the food conserve and Talk Sense, Is Admonition ,, Dentist way that the kaiser as head of the equally important duty to demonstrate share of the different fodds. Because tion program. of Writer. state, can do no wrong if he carries we are in a democracy and claim that that democracy is safe for the world, Phone 245 A. D. WILSON, forward the plan of world control. we are capable of governing ourselves if we cannot govern ourselves in the The hygienic department of the Chicago Office over litis Drug Store f. Some of the greatest teachers and use of food, it is not likely that we Food Administrator for Minnesota we are asked to restrain our­ Herald has this paragraph: international Falls, Minnesota preachers even defend and justify her "Keep erect if you want to keep on heartless crashing of Belgians and the the road to good health! 'Slouch' or'slump' many other atrocious crimes she has Destroying Old Letter*. W. E. MARTIN SNAIL IS WELL PROTECT and you are apt to find yourself JAPAN IS PAYING THE PRICE committed: in this war. Thank God, There is only one good way to clean headed for the sick bed. For Contractor and Builder our American education reaches both your desk of old letters. That is simply rounded shoulders and relaxed abdominal Withdraws Into Shell at Hint of Dan* the head and the hefurt. It is an educatlonwlth Repair? Promptly Done to take but eachdrawer in its turqi Development of Industrialism Lowering walls are often associated with* ger and Tightly Closes the a soul, arid we must maintain and turn it upside down over the Physical Efficiency and' Moral Phone 159 705 8th St. serious nervous maladies." Only Opening. the high ideals we have fixed. In Standards of PeoplK waste-basket, without regard to whether Not only the physical well-being, butr a word, in Germany, the people are there is anything valuable in the the moral well-being is deeply interested The Shoe Hospital Snails are most interesting creatures taught that they exist for the govern This move. of the population from contents. There isn't anything valuable In this suggestion, says the Columbus and are easily observed, especially ment, while here the government exists the maple-clad hills and rice fields of there, or you wouldn't have cast (O.) State Journal. When a if one has an aquarium. The to serve the people." it among the old letters in the first beautiful Japan to the crowded quarters, REPAIRING WHILE YOU WAIT person gives way to body-slouching the big Japanese water snail, crawling up "Just wait a low resorts and inhuman factories minute," Interrupted place. Furthermore, if you begin rereading mind goes with it and slouches, too. the side of the glass, shows a!! its NATHAN NURICK, Proprietor the cities Is lowering the physical Billie. Say that over again slowly, so letters, you know it, and you'll of Those nervous maladies referred to are parts, and they are virtually the same 213 Third Street efficiency, the mental horison and the I can write it down." mind up .with almost, as, -burdensome the same as mind maladies, which easily in all species. An article in the Children's HNcxt ta BMtoa Lvach moral standards of the people. Tuberculosis Uncle Dan, smilingly, compiled. an accumulation as you started with. merge into moral maladies. The Museum News describes it' as Billie exclaimed: "Now, we will hand is taking its toll from fpenzied And you know before you start that :V- only thing to do is to stand erect, face follows: Industrialism. A prominent T. M. C. that nut out for Carl to crack. NORTHERN MINNESOTA the letters you'd like to keep are the God, breathe deep arid talk sense. One "Above the flat, gray foot is a snout Carl, you know," continued Billie, ones you dare not keep, especially if A. worker, Mr. J. Merle Davis, whose cannot do these things if he slouches HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION at the end of which we sec a mouth study of the social problems of an increasing "has a very smart father who keeps you're married. So throw them all and lets his muscles sag and his organs opening and closing deliberately like Dr. R. H. Monahan....... Phone 223 urban population in Japan him posted on the German arguments. away at once. It will set an admirable -ft slump. a winking eye, except that it opens Carl said our government was only Dr. Elizabeth Monahan....Phone 223 example to yotir wife, who has an attic has been thorough, says that an expert laterally instead of up and down. A full of the same grade of junk.— in factory conditions makes the an experiment anyway that it would Dr. Mary Ghostly..* Phone 301 ribbonlike tongue darts in and out to Domestic Economy. statement that often one-half of the not last twenty years, and that it Kansas City Star. Eudestine Hospital Phone 79 rasp away particles of plant by means Two poorly clad women were proceeding girls employed in certain mills become might burst up any old time. Jlmmie Office over International State Bank of the tiny, horny points all over it. homewards after the exhilarating asked him if Germany was so mighty depraved within a year after entering On Closing the Eyes. Phone 155' Abe eyes are on the little bumps which gaieties of the mothers' meeting, the mills. They lose their health soon good, why they did not go back there Going to and from yoilt place of International Falls, Minnesota you see at the base of the horns or and naturally they discussed domestic after, so that the price of a broader, to live." employment in street curs or inautos tentacles, one on each side of the snout. economy, says London Tit-Bits. commerce and a sun flag in every port "Our government will go on forever, close your eyes. There is nothing to The tubelike opening on one side "Dae ye ken," said Mrs. Brown. "I'm is being paid by weak womanhood and won't it, Uncle Dan?" If the public will get the habit see worth seeing. The streets through above the foot forms a passageway for due ten-and-nine for gas this quarter, hollow-chested men.—Christian Herald. "Now," said Uncle Dan, "you are of using their street address on all which you pass are lined with commonplace the water to enter the gills through and I dinna ken how'I'll get it paid." raising a big question, and one that shops. The boulevards are mails it will give them better service which this snail breathes. "Why not be like me," said Mrs. has troubled me for years. Our government lined with horrid billboards that advertise when the carriers are put in "The foot and head of the snail are Green, "and use the penny-in-the-slot Is still in. the experimental Short of Flag Material. tobacco and liquors. The women service afod also be appreciated by the only parts of the body we can see, meter?" stage In fact, It Is the greatest experiment According to a manufacturer of flagp and girls on the car are not worth the postal department. for the rest of it is wound about "But they say it's the dearest in the ever undertaken, and If popular the demand for "Old Glory" never was flirting with. The men are all closely spirally within the coils of the shell. end. Ye get less gas for your penny, Postmaster. government Is to be successful, a so great as at present. If this continues—and shaven. They look more like women Now if we tap on the glass of the ye ken, than I get for mine." few things must be done, otherwise, to there is every reason to than the women look like themselves. aquarium the snail suddenly drops to "Aye, but ye see, it's just this way paraphrase the great Lincoln, the government believe it will—manufacturers are Close your eyes. Shut out the beastly the bottom of the tank, pulling in its wi' me—I never put in nae mair than of the people, by the people wondering what will happen. spectacle of modern civilization. Gladstone tentacles, its mouth, and finally its a penny at a time, and ye see, a lot o' and for the people, will perish. It is "Of course the war is responsible used to always close his eyes foot, and tightly closes the opening to folk comes tae my hoose at night, and my firm conviction," said Uncle Dan, for the increased business in flags," when there was no need to use them. its shell by means of a round lid or' whenever the gas begins to go down in a very impressive manner, "that if said he. "If it keeps on we are wondering He rested his eyes at every opportunity. operculum, of the same substance as I jus let on I hinna got a copper! An' our country is to go on, as we hope where we are going to get the Agents for the Do you then likewise. Gladstone the shell and fastened to the back of there is aye somebody ready to stump and pray, we must very quickly do bunting that is used in making flags. got along without glasses until a ripe the foot. The fish will bite at that at least three things, and I will name up the penny. Oh, yes, it's far cheaper With but two places in the country old age.—Los Angeles Times. closely shut box in vain if they expect in the end." them in the order of importance as it where it is possible to get material, to make a meal of the soft body appears to me: and the shortage in dyes, we are surely Some Neglected Foods. within." "First, adopt compulsory universal up against it. Everything about the Where 'Trousers" Is Singular. j.: .. f. Among the foodstuffs that American V?/ military training of all young men business has gone up in price. Poles In the Castilian language trousers housekeepers have scarcely utilized are physically fit before they reach the are dearer—they say because of lumber come singly, not in pairs. The story BEST WAY TO OBTAIN MONEY turnip tops, radish tops, mustard age of twenty years. shortage—^and castiron brackets told by Harry A. Franck of his friend plants, sorrel and chick peas, among "Next, require that every foreigner likewise have gone skyward. The men Hays, and his struggles with this Span-, the vegetables, and the cheese product Inheriting' It Has Many Advantages who comes here to live must, within a who made the brackets quit and went ish Idiom, is in the Century, in Mi\ that can be extracted from whey. The Over Getting It by Marriage, Experience reasonable time, say a year, declare in for munitions—which explains that Franck's article, "Quito the City of the% greens mentioned may all be cooked Has Shown. his intention of becoming an American increase."—New York Globe and Com* Equator." Pausing in the entrance of \\.w. like spinach or they may be made into citizen and take the necessary steps to mercial Advertiser. one of the little sewing dens known as. delicious cream soups, as they have Perhaps the best way to get money I do so, thereby, from that moment, assuming tailor shops, Hays asked, "Can you been for centuries by European housewives. Is to inherit it. This usually requires all the obligations of citizenship Hygiene Taught by Movies. make me a Rair of trousers by Saturday Enough sorrel grows in the no brains, skill, trouble or special aptitude of our country, and that means he Detroit Vapor North Carolina is carrying the propaganda night?" average vacant lot in every city to on the part of the recipient. must defend our flag upon equal terms of disease prevention from the "Un par, senor," cried the tailor. Stove make many purees or cream soups. Neither does it involve any obligations with our native born, and if he is not v- Oil laboratory to the rural home by means "Ah, no it Is Impossible so soon. I Chick peas are as nutritious as of an embarrassing nature. In this willing to do this, he should be sent of a motion-picture show on wheels. can make you a trouser by then, though beans, and when served in a broth are respect it has a distinct advantage back from whence he came." The outfit consists of a railway car fitted not two of theni Then while you are. Just as tasty. They also can be made over getting fnoney by marriage. The only absolutely "That's the stuff," exclaimed Billie. up for the purpose. A lecturer and wearing the .one I can perhaps make, into a puree. Radish tops and mustard Getting money by marriage is, of "And, finally, enact such legislation Wickless Oil Stove an operator, under the direction of the the other, if the senor is in such haste." course, tremendously popular and most leaves make a cheap and appetizing as will make voting compulsory. Popular on the market. state health department, give free entertainments "Oh, all right," said Hays, suddenly salad. authorities unhesitatingly recommend government is based upon the in every community that recalling that trousers are—that is—is Burns just like gas. it as the best method next to inheriting, participation of all and the rule of can be reached. The campaign is intensive singular in Spanish. "Go ahead. I'll, but the fact remains that it involves the majority, and democracy cannot" Call and„ let us Sure Thing. that is, after an exhibition in try to get along with one over Sun^ many pitfalls. The wife or continue and be successful unless we Teast—They say, as a rule, tears day." |v show you. a given county the fear returns to the husband who brings the money to you live up to the spirit of the Institution. do not accompany a baby's cries until same community, a week later, and may turn out to be considerable of a it is three months old. 1 t* still again two weeks later, with a nuisance and therefore decidedly annoying At the College Exercises. "The first step, however, Is the passing Crimsonbeak—Well, suppose they complete change of program. The to have hanging around.' "Who is that quiet-looking fellow of the Chamberlain bill for universal rlon't. if you get within earshot of the whole object is to impress the public S.E.TH0MPS0N&S0N This confronts one with the very difficult over there nobody seems to be noticing?" military training. If you will get kid you'll know it's crying, all right. with lessons of hygiene and sanitation task of getting rid of the said the leading citizen, and especially the that would be learned slowly, if at all, husband or wife without at the same "I forget his name he's won several editor of your paper, to write personal Old Paper Money. wmM from printed reports or bulletins.— time getting rid of the said all-important scholarships, I believe." letters to your congressman and both England, unlike Scotland- and Ireland, Touth's Companion. money. The invention of alimony "And who is the one they seem to senators, urging their support, it will is not quite reconciled to the #W.:. has served to obviate this difficulty be going crazy about?" help enormously, general use of "paper money." A Woman Preachers in France. somewhat so far as the female "That's Jabbs why, everybody Ask your Hat man to show "I see by the morning papers," said writer, appealing to the conservative French clergy are not exempt from sex is concerned. knows him—he's the football cham.* Uncle Dan, "that the Rotary clubs of feirt you the new instincts of the race, reminds them military service, and many of the Another excellent way to get money pion." the entire country, the llvest, most efficient that the Chinese 2,300 years before the Protestant ministers' wives have courageously is to have a piece of property, which organization to be found, have Christian era had "flying money." stepped into the gaps thus has been a great burden to you, and unanimously decided to get back of Sad News. These were printed in blue on rather created arid have taken up their husband's which you have been unable to get rid the Chamberlain bill and give it loyal "The expectant heir to his uncle'9 fiber{of thick paper made from the the work. They preach on Sundays, of at any price, suddenly turn out to enthusiastic support. They will millions, anxiously asked the doctor -j and mulberry tree, and one of these issued teach the catechism, visit the sick, and be immensely valuable because of a work with the Universal Military when his uncle was taken ill, if there is to in,the twl 1839 B. C. be found Asiatic 'Ms% even conduct funerals. In more than big public improvement in the vicinity Training league to accomplish this important was no hope." in and in museum Petrograd, the British one case in English Nonconformity also :i 8#* or the movement of business in that piece of legislation, which will "What did the doctor say?" 1 museum there is one dating from iwVJmr wives are filling the places ministers' For Men direction. This method, however, requires else us more than anything to make 'He told him there was no hope do .the- Ming dynasty of the fourteenth of their husbands, who are serving in a certain amount of initial capital a a real nation' with common viewpoint, were whatever. The chances his century, fifty years before the first Isekfprthnsm the army either as chaplains or as com and perhaps a modicum of judg« bring ns back to sane living, and .nncle would set well eoAagh tQ mar*v European bank was established at Barcelona. batapts^g: |3 jgKh us the patriotism of aarvlcfc" ment—Life. Us housekeeper.",*.#