-f 1 ••iteMfi ".»^ mm INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS JC'S'i ^*5 PAGE SEVEN 1 PROFESSIONAL CARDS Serbia is entirely conquered. .# HJPITER IS OF GREAT SIZE MOST IMPORTANT EVENTS December 19.Allies evacuate Galipoli. F. C. ROGERS IN THE GREAT WAR --i' V*' JOHN H. BROWN if the Planet Were Cut Up Into 1,300 February 14, 1016.—Russians 'capr ', Attorney at Law Pieces, Each Would Still Be ture Erzerum, Turkey. June 28, 1914—Archduke Ferdinand, Larger Than the Earth. Office over 0. M. Carr & Co. February 23.—Russians take Trebizond, heir-presumptive to Austrian throne, Minnesota International Falls,. If Jupiter were eut up into 1,300 Turkey. PRACTICAL FURRIER and wife assasinated at Serajavnq, pieces each would be larger than the April 24.—Irish revolt in Dublin. Bosnia, by Slav student, Princep, DR. H. H. IHRIG earth. All the planets together do not Fort Frances, April 28.—British beseiged in KutEl-Amara. Ontario giving the pretext for war. weigh half as much as Jupiter. Only Dentist Mesopotamia surrender. July 23.—Austria delivers famous the sun surpasses Jupiter in size. May 30.—Battle of Jutland 14 British Office over Holler's Confectionery ultimatum to Serbia, charging assasination A year on the planet Jupiter is equal and 18 German warships sunk. plot was hatched on Serb THE OLDEST EXCLUSIVE FUR HOUSE International Falls, Minnesota to 12 of our years. Jupiter rotates on June 5.—Lord Kitchener drowns soil... its axis in less than half the time of when cruiser Hampshire' is torpedoed July 28.—Serbia, having agreed to the earth, but, because of the planet's IN THE WORLD GEO. S. LANGLAND north of Scotland, enormous size, the rotation speed is all Austrian demands save one, Austria Lawyer June 17.—Russians retake Czernowitz, much higher. declares war. In the litis Block on Fourth Avenue While the earth travels 17 miles a capital of Bukowina, in great August 1—Germany declares war minute, Jupiter travels 466 miles a International Falls, Minnesota offensive. on Russia. minute, says the Rochester Post-Dispatch. June 20.—Arabs rebel from Turkey, August 3—Germany declares war If Jupiter turned on its axis a F. J. McPARTLIN capture Mecca new kingdom on France and invades Belgium. little faster it would burst as some flywheels Lawyer established. August 4.—Great Britain declares do when they exceed a safe June 27. British and French in Office over International State Bank state of war by act of Germany: speed. great drive in west. Jupiter may be regarded either as a August 21-24.—Battle of MonsCharleroi International Falls, Minnesota July 9.—Submarine merchantman decaying sun or a developing earth. Germans victorious. Deutschland reaches Baltimore. He has not yet had time to cool. He G. F. SWINNERTON, M. D., C. M. August 23.—Japan at war with Germany. is a great globe of gaseous and molten July 27.—Russians retake Brody, Physician and Surgeon matter—the most extraordinary planet northern Galicia. August 27.—Germans burn Louvain, Eyes Examined and Glasses Fitted in the entire solar system. August 28.—Roumania enters war Belgium. Office over City Drug Store on side of Entente and invades August 29.—Russians crushed in In Italy. Minnesota Transylvania. International Falls, battle near Tannenburg, Prussia. A sailor from a foreign ship was September 6.—Germany begins September 5-10.—Germans turned rolling along the avenue. To be confidentially DR. JENNER PERRY CHANCE Sept. 6.—Germany begins great back by French and British in battle truthful, he walked like anybody squeeze of Roumania. Physician and Surgeon else, but you have to bring in a of the Marne. November 10.—First great air battle Office over litis Drug Store suggestion of 'bounding billows. It is September 12.—Battle of the Aisne expected of you, so: of world's history 67 British, Phone 11 begins. A sailor was rolling along the ave-. French and German airplanes are October 9.—Germans capture Antwerp. EXPORTER AND IMPORTER OF Night Calls at Hotel Koochiching nue, when he came face to face with a brought down. RAW FURS native of his own country, who was -International Falls, Minnesota December 5.—Teutons take Bucharest. October 21-31.—First battle of wearing the priestly black of his •. Ypres. PHINNEY & CAMPBELL church. Each recognized in the other December 11.—Germany, openly October 30.—Russia declares war a compatriot, and their hands went Lawyers proffers peace to her enemies. on Turkey. out in instantaneous and most hearty December 21.—President Wilson Minnesota clasp, the sailor uncovering in reverence International Falls, November 1.—Germans sink Admiral asks both sides to define their war to the cloth. Craddock's fleet off Chili. N W. E. LAWRENCE The mother tongue must have sounded aims. November 10-12.—Second battle of Highest Cash Prices Paid on sweet to the priestly gentleman, for January 17, 1917.—News received The Rexall Store Ypres. his eyes sparkled under steel-rimmed Raw Furs German cruiser Moewe has taken 24 December 1.—German General De Falls, Minnesota spectacles and on his face was a rosy International ships in south Atlantic. Wet Captured, ending South African glow. January 22.—Wilson asking "peace He will pay the duty and war tax on all furs from the United revolt. DR. E. A. THOMPSON Several passers-by caught the situation without victory," demands United December 5.—Serbians defeat Austrians. with smiling sympathy, and one States and pay as high a price for them as any Dentist States enter world league at close of man said to the woman with him: Phone 245 house in the United States. war. "Those two are as oblivious to surroundings December 8.—British sink German Office over litis Drug Store January 31.—Germany declares as if they had all Washington fleet off Faulkland islands. ruthless submarine warfare on all to themselves." International Falls, Minnesota January 24, 1915.—Naval battle- in But the woman had a better idea: BE SURE AND SEE ME BEFORE YOU SELL OR BUY ships, whatever nationality, in the North Sea German cruiser Bluecher "You are mistaken in your location. W. E. MARTIN war zones. sunk. They are in Italy."—Washington Star. February 3.—United States severs Contractor and Builder F\ G. ROGERS February 8.—Russians suffer second diplomatic relations with Germany. Repairs Promptly Done great defeat in East Prussia. Rapid Spread of Influenza. February 26.—President asks congress February 17.—Germans begin submarine Two causes, unfortunately, combine Phone 159 705 8th St. for authority to arm all American blockade., despite American to promote the rapid diffusion of influenza: vessels. The disease is infectious at protests. The Shoe Hospital February 26.—British capture KutEl- a very early stage, and the period of March 22.—Russians take Przetnysl, Incubation is brief, rarely exceeding Amara. Subscribe for the Press Galicia, after long siege. REPAIRING WHILE YOU WAIT three days, as compared with ten days February 28.—Zimmermann note 7 April 22.—Gas first used in war by in the case of smallpox. If a man suggesting alliance of Mexico and NATHAN NURICK, Proprietor Germans at Ypres. catches smallpox he will probably infect Japan with Germany against United 213 Third Street April 15.—Allies land at Dardanelles. nobody for about ten days, since Next to Boston Lunch States made public. -f that disease is scarcely, if at all, infectious March 11.—British capture Bagdad. May 4.—Beginning of great German during incubation. But with influenza NORTHERN MINNESOTA March 11.Russian revolution be he may be the third day, before offensive in Russia. gins. the nature of his malady is recognized, HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION May 7.—Luisitania sunk unwarned pass it on to half a dozen of his Dr. Monahan Phone 223 by-U-boat 1,000 die, of whom more For Those Who Want A R. H. friends, each of whom will repeat the FOR THE FARMER. Dr. Elizabeth Monahan Phone 223 than 100 are Americans. operation, and thus by the ninth day Real Vacation Dr. Mary Ghostly Phone 301 May 22.—Italy declares war on there will be exactly 216 cases Here is something that is worth Eudestine Hospital Phone 79 Austria. arising from this single one.—London five dollars to every farmer in the Office over International State Bank Chronicle. June 2—Teutons take Przlmysl. state to know. Sprinkle a little soft Phone 1S5 August 5.—Germans capture Warsaw. lime in your stock tank and not a A South American Switzerland. we suggest International Falls, Minnesota Bolivia, South America, the country particle of green scum will form on September 1.—Germany promises of Andean heights, torrid valleys, and the water. When the lime loses its Yellowstone National Park Rainier National Park United States to sink no more liners freezing plateau—a South American S.E. THOMPSON & SON strength and the scum begins- to Switzerland that perhaps never will be North Pacific Coast and Alaska without warning. form, which may be twice in the liberally provided with hotels for tourists, raw .I, *-. September 8.—Czar succeeds Grand season, wash out the tank and repeat has a total of just 153 automobiles via Duke Nicholas in command of Russian the dose. It is not only harmless but within its confines. And almost Agents for the armies. wholesome and keeps the water all of these machines have been September 15.— Germans capture sweet and saves work. brought into the country since 1915. Pinsk—high tide in invasion of Russia. nnrnnftfc Often the Case. NOTICE* "Chicken salad, eh? Your landlady September 24-15.—Allies in drive must fly high." in France capture 25,000. My wife, Fanny Anderson, has "Not so very. We have salad today October 5.—Allies land at Saloniki. left my bed. and board, therefore I because nobody could eat the chicken October 9.—Germans occupy Belgrade. she served last night." will not be responsible for any bills that she may run at my expense. October 10.—Bulgaria attacks Serbia. Sam Anderson, New National Dishes. Special Summer Fares At a banquet, the superintendent of July 22, 1917 Ray, Minn. December 4.—Ford peace party the mining department of a large sails. firm told this one: At a miners' SUBSCRIBE FOR THE PRESS Let me help you plan a worthwhile vacation trip December 9.—Germany announces union meeting held at Bisbee at Detroit Vapor the time there was an attempt being Send for free travel booklets Stove made to unionize the camp, the question Oil arose as to whether Mexicans admitted to the union should be allowed C. G. WHITNEY, Agent International Falls, Minn. to work underground. One speaker opposed W.e only absolutely any such thought on the A. N. CLELAND, General Passenger Agent, St. Paul, Minn. Wickless Oil Stove grounds of difference in economic Northern Pacific Railway on the market. equality of the whites and Mexicans. Waxing warm to his subject, he shouted Burns just like gas. "How do they live? You all know. See America First— Call and let us What do they wear? You all know. Start with Yellowstone Park show you. What do they eat?"—(voice from back hall)—"Chile Killarney and Torpedoes."—Engineering of and Mining Jour* Have You Bought Your Liberty Bond? naV y.- S.E.TH0MPS0N&S0N I HAVENT SEEN GENUINE NO! ALL WE GRAVELY TOBACCO GRAVELY'-S COULD GET I AROUND MERE IN YEARS WAS ORDINARY CELEBRATED Majestic Hotel I PLUG Chewing PI Cor. Sevmth Stiwt and Hennepin Avenue BEFORE THE INVENTION MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA OF OUR PATENT AIR-PROOF POUCH THE ONLY MODERN GRAVELY PLUG TOBACCO POPULAR PRICED HOTEL MADE STRICTLY FOR ITS CHEWING QUALITY WOULD NOT KEEP FRESH IN THIS SECTION. Within one block of ten theatres and principal department store*. NOW THE PATENT POUCH KEEPS IT fs ROOMS 69 ROOMS with FRESH AND CLEAN AND GOOD. At Bath- A LITTLE CHEW OF GRAVELY IS ENOUGH 75c —$1.00 SI.25-J1.50 AND LASTS LONGER THAN A BIG CHEW OF ORDINARY Jb&accoCo.DPLUG. 9rairely AMUEMA. Hot and Cold Running Water* Local and TSM?£IMEO Long Distance Phones in Every Room. RAY BOYD Managed by REAL CHEWING PLUG Formerly Chief Clerk Vendome Hotel Mm BILLY POSTER'S BILL Our Rates are Always AS ADVERTISED BOARDS TELL YOU wsr.s* ri7* ABOUT IT BIG RECREATION PROGRAM. & NOTICE 5" president Wilson has said that he favors the continuances If the public will get the habit of athletics and sport events during the progress of the war 5 [v of using their street address on all that "these things tend to make strong and healthy men. The't Ji'-L1 ?•. VT &• mails it will give them better service program of sporting events at the Minnesota State Fair* 1 Wa'sSSL' fv* ligpj when the carriers are put in Sept. 3 to 8, will this year be more varied and much more service and also be appreciated by attractive than ever. Do not fail to attend the speed contests PI the postal department. between hones and also the dazzling automobile races.