BMW 1H9SHBIRI1 ysffer: ^j^SSF ,-* rv. INTERNATIONAL FALLS PRESS flpr®- I^AGE SEVEN 1 International Falls-Ranier Electric Street Car and Tnmors successful??" treated (remove*?) without knife or pain. All work guaran teed. Come, or write for free Sanatorium book Dr.WILLIAMS SANATORIUM 3023 UniTcrrityAv.. Minoetpslit, Miu. Majestic Hotel Cor. Seventh Street and Hennepin Avenue MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA THE ONLY MODERN POPULAR PRICED HOTEL Within one block of ten theatres and principal department store*. \T. 65 ROOMS 69 ROOMS with At Bath 75c $1.00 $1.25~$1.50 Hot and Cold Running Water, Local and "Your little brother says your father Lone Distance Phones in Every Room. said you were crazy to marry me." Managed by RAY BOYD "He misquoted papa. Papa said 1*4 Formerly Chief Clerk Vendowe Hotel be insane if I ms/fied yno." Our Rates are Always AS ADVERTISED The Coat for You NEW ELECTRIC CAR BETRAYED BY FURTIVE SMORS ••Konev NOW IN OPERATION 1UST THAT Japanese bankers have proved there Burglar's Misfortune Was That He Is money in cash. Many tons of brass The above is a photographic Fell Asleep in Home He Had have been circulating in China for reproduction of the new Edison Intended to Rob. years as coin, each coin about the size of an American quarter, with a square electric thirty passenger street car hole in it. In circulating value it takes Conviction of Walter Jones, a one* which arrived July 3rd and was put several of them to equal a cent. The legged burglar, in the criminal court into commission by Mr. C. A. Wipp advance in the value of brass has made here, brought out an unusual incident of the Railway Storage Battery Car these coins worth much more for metal of house-breaking, a Birmingham Co., New York, for the American than, money, and the ever-alert Japanese (Ala.) correspondent of the New York Traction company's street car line began quietly to buy them up and World says. which operates between this city sell them for metal. The profit is The story of the burglary and capture, and Ranier. said to have been $G0,000,000 silver, or as told by the evidence, showed The arrival of this car will give "Mex," which is in our money about that Jones, in his effort to rob the half that sum. This is a lesson in the to the suburbefli population of this home of Mr. and Mrs. E. P. Yennom, intrinsic value of money that should an old couple of the suburbs, crawled city the same kind of service and the be heeded. under the bed and waited for them to same kind of car as is in use in the retire. suburbs of Chicago, New York and Partner's Obligations. The burglar himself fell asleep, and other large cities, and is a credit to Justice Delehanty of the New York his snoring aroused Mr. Vennom, who both the community and the company supreme court, reproving a New York undertook to light a lamp, which ex« and will aid considerably in the firm of architects for canceling an ploded. This awoke the burglar, who development of the counry round agreement, says: "Authorities unanimously threatened Mrs. Vennom with death if about. agree that there is scarcely she gave the alarm. '•Dun fish go about in schools, pa?' any relation in life which calls for It is expected that within a short Just then Mr. Yennom grappled with "Yes, Earlie. Why?" more absolute good faith than the relation time the car will make seven round the burglar, who leaped out of a winflow. "Oh! I was just wondering what of partners." Also, "A purer and trips each day. The schedule at present The burglar had left his wooden would become of the school if fiome more elevated morality is demanded a Raynster to 'keep you dry and warm in leg under the bed. UY is as follows: fisherman happened to catch the of partners than the common morality the worst kind of weather. Raynster gives Leave Ranier Leave Int'l Falls By following single foot-tracks the teacher." of the trade." The meaning is that an police pursued the peg-legged robber 7:15 a. m. 6:30 a. m. you the protection of indoors, in the heaviest showers individual who transacts business for to his refuge. With the assistance of 1:10 p. m. BECOMING CIVILIZED 11:30 a. m. himself may look out solely for himself, or the most persistent drizzles. Raynsters are made a pal, Jones made another wooden m. 3 :00 p. m. 4:15 p. while a partner must never consider and backed by the largest rubber manufacturer in leg, with which he went to his shanty 6:15 p. m. 5 :10 p. m. his own advantage apart from in the woods. Suddenly the police arrived the world—the United States Rubber Co. You can't 10:30 p. m. that "of his associates. 7:00 p. m. and Jones dived through the rear go wrong on a Raynster. Stop in and try one on. 2 :15 a. m. 1:50 a. m. window. Balked. Additional cars will be added and In the back yard the mud was deep, "There ^as some talk during the more numerous trips will be made and the wooden leg sank so far in the late campaign about .. 'red-blooded as*" the patronage "increases. tnire it stuck firm. Jones hobbled on men.'" Mr. Geo. R. Wiar of Ranier is tlie, desperately without it, but was overtaken "So there was but such a close while hopping on one foot. local manager and conductor and watch was kept on the ballot boxes "YOU CAN ALWAYS DO BETTER" Both the original and second wooden Mr. Ray Holler the motorman. during the election that these red- 1 legs were exhibited as evidence. at blooded individuals didn't get a chance to show what they were capable oi O. M. CARR & CO. N PUT FAITH IN POCKET PIECE doing." -V Rely on Parcel Post. V" Since the outbreak of the war practically And Now the Oyster. Governor Pennypacker Admitted Thai the only means by which a "THE STORE OF QUALITY" On the heels of war news and higher He Had Carried a Silver Dollar large variety of articles can be imported w/ cost of living comes the sad intelligence for Fifty Years. into Persia is the parcel post, according that 2,000,000 bushels of oyc* to a. report from Commercial We Loan Money ters are lost in Chesapeake bay because "The one concrete thing most close Attache Baker at Petrograd. It is the of some unknown blight that haa ly associated with me personally," practice to ship goods of many sorts visited the oyster beds. It is suspected wrote former Governor Pennypackei destined for Persia to Norway, whence that the sea nettles have destroyed of Pennsylvania in his will, was a silver they are reshipped in smaller packages the spawn. Missionary—Are the. natives becom* dollar which he carried as a pockel from Russia to Persia. Ing civilized? N piece for 50 years'. Chief—Gradually. Eighteen of the PRECOCIOUS CHILD Reading this in the World to mj LUCKY ESCAPE chiefs played a game of baseball last office associates, I asked whether thej week, and only four umpires wera thought this old-fashioned custom still This Bank loans money. That's the way we make our killed. prevailed. In place of replies the living. But we don't loan money foolishly nor for improvident stenographer drew from her purse a Hard to Define. Chinese cash, which She had carried purposes. "The war has given birth to a great as a so-called lucky piece for years. It is our ambition to see this community prosper and many new words." The tall artist produced a Romas it is decidedly to our advantage to see that it does prosper, "So it has, and it has also caused coin, which had been given to him as many weird and wonderful interpretations a token of appreciation of his regulai because, if the community prospers our deposits will increase a was al* to be given a word that attendance at Sunday school years ago, and we will have more money to loan. It can readily be ready in use." Another had a Guatemalan real as seen, therefore, that we cannot consistently loan money for a "And what word is that?" pocket piece, and still another had •Neutrality."* a any purpose not conductive to the best interests of the community $5 gold piece coined the year he was born. in general and the borrower in particular. On this Two had coins which were minted basis this bank loans money gladly. in centennial year, 1876. I added tc Marvelous Machines. the display a 25-cent shinplaster which Much of the inventive genius nowadays had been presented to me because ol is centered on devices that will a period of concentration on certain A do away with the handling of food. We Loan Money on Farm Lands. Call and See Us N problems in mathematics which re* man has Invented a machine which removes suited in establishing a superior class the Chinaman's hands from •IB rating. The fact that the effort seemed canned salmon that goes into homes at the time to have been worth at least practically everywhere. It Is known The First National Bank $5 has no bearing on the incident now. Johnny—Did the stork bring yon First Actor—How did your friend as the "iron chink." It will do the The pocket coin and lucky piece custom a when you were baby, Mr. Soft? succeed as Caesar last evening? work of 50 Chinese and clean 30,000 doesn't seem to have died out, if Mr. Soft—Of course, me boy, why Second Actor—Very well, indeed. I fish in a day. The salmon is •sM the above results are typical.—New do you ask? thought for a time that the audleace cleaned, chopped, packed in cans with Xork World. Johnny—Because I thought maybe would assassinate him before Brutas fat and lean properly balanced, tt was a goose. hdd a chance: weighed, sealed, and cooked by machinery. JZL JHL A Los Angeles man has invented O O N A ESPERANTO PHRASES HIS LAST SPLURGE a printing press to be installed GRAVELYVS MADE Tiic FIRST PLUG in bakeries, which prints wrappers CELEBRATED OF TOBACCO THAT EVER in colors and wraps the bread 1 \vA3 MADEr NO MA.^I Chewing Plu without handling. EVER iSlADE A young man was observed recently BEFORE THE INVENTION AS GOOD in Los Angeles selling postcards CF OUR PATENT AIR-PROOF POUCH whereby he was making his way GRAVELY PLUG TOBACCO around the world and educational ex? MADE STRICTLY FOR ITS CHEWING QUALITY penses. He lost both legs and an arm THIS SECTION. WOULD NOT KEEP FRESH IN KEEPS IT NOW THE PATENT POUCH in a trolley accident. The motor he FRESH AND CLEAN AND GOODt traveled in was designed especially for IS ENOUGH A LITTLE CHEW OF GRAVELY by his use and presented to him the AND LASTS LONGER THAN A BIG CHEW well-known automobilist, Barney Old* Or ORDINARY PLUG. field. J?S3.DravelySoftaccoCo. Damviii£.Va. 51®!!?° This Method Not Patented. Two ladies on the other side of the TAKE IT FROM BILLY POSTER, border were holding a stairhead confab HIS BILLBOARDS ARE one morning on the troubles of .life, and husbands in particular. SPREADING THE GOOD NEWS "I dinna wonder at some puir wives I having to help themselves out of their "S.C.UL husbands' trouser-pockets," remarked k\ the one. Howe—Yes, lie was a fellow of royal "Why is Whiz making those hideous you how "I canna say I like them underhand instinct. Did hear he spent the final remnant of his great fortune? ways myself," responded the second 0OlS€S?" "Those are not hideous noises. Whis How was it? matron. *1Jist turn ma man's breeches Wise—No. Howe—-He went into a restaurant expressing Ms feelings in Esperanto doonslde up find help masel' off the missed bought a foil-steed beefsteak. taw jost an easy strok*" carpef—London Tit-Bits. mm -i