VFPSplW! fW »£r* V' _T t*5"-41 1{f* -4~' £%.«X S 4 tfWj J•Ul£ PAGE THREE iwaiwiwpgiljt UKikVajv l" lT'1Wirti^Jryri^TitTiT'ir"*ifiii ii^rJA' 'trnMb FOR YOUNG ESKIMO A SOU. HOUSE THIAT WAS'DIFFERENT WHEN EGGS COME REAL HIGH riUlLY WONDERFUL fraraiti in VahaiitM. Mangrove fascinating of all the vegetable (Hitii (jtovemment Doing Good Remarkable Things That Are Credited Aetress Who "Rosa From RankoP* Returned Diplomat Declares Han yi growths of our strange planet When Work In tho Northwootorn Districts to CtaMind of the Great State Earned tho Bungalow She Built Fruit Coat $1230 Eae* In yonng, as we thus first came upon of Alaaka. of Nebraska. -far Her Mother. City of Mexico. them, at the opening of the creek, there is something tender and idylic a When fat little Eskimo wanderi at The soil in the little valley among The carpenters and masons were It la a weird tale of finance and about them, with the fresh, childlike* out of his fathers Igloo these days work, and under their quick, skillful the Brown county hills Is admittedly food costs which has been brought to laurellne leaves and dangling rods of he Isn't allowed, to pass his time with rich in productivity, but it is as .arid hands lumber and stone became a St. Louis by Henry Herschkowitz, emerald that were really the suckers the child reindeers nor In the free and as the Sahara desert when compared house. Passersby saw in the structure formerly translator at the United of their banianlike roots but, as we philosophical contemplation of seals with the soil of Nebraska, If one man's only a dwelling place, an attractive States embassy City _of Mexico. A PHONOGRAPH proceeded inland they grew into an and penguins. testimony may be believed. little bungalow,, to be sure, but no different Herschkowitz said he was forced to absence and bizarre maturity, like Instead Uncle Sam grabs him and A former Brown county farmer, now from thousands of other structures leave Mexico by H. C. L. FOR EVERY HOME nightmares striding out in every direction, puts him to school. The bureau of living in Nebraska, was asked as to ol its kind. Then one day an Articles of food in the Mexican capital with prancing, skeleton feet education of the department of the the productiveness of the soil on his old woman, her fine cloak contrasting have different prices, according to planted in noisome, festering swamps, EDISON interior maintains public schools for new farm. strangely with her tired face and her the kind of money paid for them. An and stretching out horned, clawing gtmrr^!* the Eskimos of the northwestern districts 'Never saw anything like it," wDs toil-worn hands, came to note the prog* egg, for example, only costs 10 cents in hands that seemed to take .root as one of Alaska. the reply. "A neighbor has to mow re*s of the artisans. silver money. But in Mexican paper Diamond looked and threw out other roots of School republics and school-gardens the grass of his sodhouse floor every With her was a young woman, and money the same egg will cost 25 pesos. horror like a dream.—Richard Le Gal* AMBEROLA are established by the government. day to find the baby, the grass grows everyone who saw her said that her The peso for many years has been lienne, in Harper's Magazine. There are cooking classes, classes in so tall in the night." face was so familiar. Who was shel considered worth 50 cents in United carpentry and the usual elementary "Pretty tall yarn, that," was the r* Hadn't her picture often appeared in States money, thus bringing the egg $30.00—$50.00—$75.00 school instruction. Mistletoe. sponse. newspapers and magazines? Finally price to $12.50. But the money changers a The psychology of reindeers, how 'Oh, that's nothing! There Is In ancient times garlands and boih someone remembered and told someone declare the value of the peso has Edison justs best to rear, guard and train them, family living near me that has twin of the mistletoe were hung la else about It. The girl was one depreciated to one-quarter of a cent. also 1s a part of the government in* babies with a cradle for only a single taverns and doorways to ward off evil, of a number of children. Her parents It is the same with butter. A pound structlon. Boys who are specializing baby. The kid that has to sleep on and by many worn as an amulet attracting were poor. She went to work for a of medium quality butter can be purchased Blue Amberol 4 minute hlong this line are apprenticed as the floor grows twice as fast as the good influences. Thi0 aversion pittance while she was still a child. in the City of Mexico for only other." doubtless sprang from a Christian helpers with the government reindeer It was evident that she had dramatic Records $1.25 United States money. It will herd for four years. prejudice against a plant deemed sacred: a 'Your live stock must be wonderful," ability, and one day she was given cost $2.50 In Mexican silver and 625 by the pagans, a legend of the was the comment. Walter C. Shields, superintendent ol chance to show- what she could do. pesos in paper money. 'It Is," said the Nebraskan, "but, monks holding that the mistletoe bough the work of the bureau of education, 50c—75c—$1.00 She made her dreams come true. She Even in the United States coin the was cursed and never again permitted strange to say, the soil seems to have tells in the Eskimo, a publication Is* rose in her profession. Her ability price of shoes has doubled, while corn \f more effect on human beings. When to gftow as an independent growth, sued at Nome, Alaska, by the teach* was recognized and rewarded. And 1s 150 per cent higher than in 1913, C. N. WIRT, Agent. since it had been the tree from which ers of the Eskimo schools, how closely the soil is richest a man does not dare then the first thing she did was to and charcoal Is 250 per cent higher. was fashioned the cross of the cru* the school instruction fits into the stand on one foot any length of time, build for her mother a comfortable Charcoal is universally used for cooking. International Falls, Minn cifixion. In the West of England mistletoe needs of the Eskimo villages: lest the foot on the ground grow longer home. She admitted that she was inordinately is not allowed to enter into than the other foot Fact sir."— "The school republic becomes the proud of the house, and According to Herschkowitz, there is church Indianapolis News. decorations Village council, the school garden la everyone declared that she had every no police protection in the City of soon the village garden, the cooking right to be. And they all looked at the Mexico. Instead, martial law prevails, LOONEY' MEANS 'MOONEY* Class becomes the bread-baking class house with new understanding, realizing but It does not prevent the bolder for the village, the bench work of the that it was more than an "attractive thieves from plying their trade, although boys' class becomes the boat and sledbuilding detection means not a trial, bungalow, but no different from Primitive People Have Habit of Carry* kernational Falls Abstract Company center for the village, and, others of its kind."—Milwaukee Jour* but immediate execution.—St. Louie ing an Umbrella at Night to Keep most remarkable of all, the apprentice Republic. nal. From Getting It reindeer herder becomes the train*J USE FOR MIDDLE AGED MAN NEW WORDS HIS SPECIALTY herder, the supporter of his., family When John Armstrong Chaloner escaped and a future leader of his'people." BURDICK, KREMER & KING, Proprietors. from a New York Insane asylum That He Is "Fit Only for the 8erap and telegraphed his relatives the pertinent SMALL DIFFERENCE TO PAT Eastern Newspaper Man Has an Oo* Heap" Denied by Chicago question: "Who's looney now?" cupation That Is Unique as Well ABSTRACTS, REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE Capitalist he merely gave currency to a word as Profitable. Name of Horse Depended on Gener and connotation that are much older Collections, Conveyancing and Loans To cheat the scrap heap of men osity of Winner of Bet Made by than our language. "Luna" Is the There are in the world many unusual |. His Passengers. oyjfer forty-five^ars is the purpose of Latin word for cioon, and "lunacy," and unique occupations, but per* J. E. BURDICK, Manager. a committee of 15 large employers which is derived from "luna," has haps the strangest of all which paya After landing from the liner al recently organized In Chicago with been attributed to the baneful effect a good income is that of a New York Queenstown, a friend accompanied me International Falls, Minnesota. Benjamin J. Rosenthal, a capitalist, of the moon's rays since very early newspaper man, who earns, in addition on a "jaunting" trip through the city at its head. The committee was organized, times. Just as night air Is thought to his regular salary from the paper, of Cork and its surrounding hills. Out Mr. Rosenthal said, to "upset by primitive people to cause ill health, rather regular amounts from the fallacious theory that men between driver was the typical Hibernian cai so the light of the moon is believed the publishers of dictionaries, encyclopedias driver. The trap in which we jour* the-ages of forty-five and sixty-five to derange the mind. A strict definition and other such volumes. His neyed was suggestive of the famoui are fit only for the scrap heap." of the word i'lunatic" is "moonstruck." occupation is the inventing of new one-horse shay, and the melancholy "Twenty middle aged men whom we words. 1 have enlisted will be employed by one steed that in response to the chirrups In some Latin-American countries The casual observer would be inclined of our Jehu dragged us wearily ovei of the largest houses in Chicago," said notably Haiti, the natives often may to remark that the English language Border Wholesale Meat Grocery Mr. Rosenthal. "The head of this the rough road seemed so blase that it be seen carrying umbrellas about witfe already possesses enough words house, to make an efficiency test, will excited our comment and led to a wager them at night, during the light of the for all uses, without the Invention of Company between us as to the name to which put them in the correspondence department. moon, to safeguard their mentality. any new ones and probably his statement 8 Alongside of them will be the animal answered, when he answered The Romans had a goddess called would be a fact. Nevertheless 8 8 at all. 20 young men and each individual Luna. There is a good English word, it is true that this man is paid Substantial will get the same work to do. "lunambulism," which means "somnambulism E. A. YERNBERG, Manager "I'll bet you a dollar his name ii sums for inventing new words "If they do half as much work as attributed to the influence ^Mickey," I ventured. to fit special phases, situations, occupations I the younger men they will be paid half of the moon." So "looney" only means "I'll bet two dollars his name is Dennis," and occurrences, and that the Wholesale and Retail Meats, Groceries, Fruits and Feed 2 as much. If their efficiency is equal "mooney," another way of saying "bereft retorted my companion. publishers of dictionaries will incorporate to the younger men's they will receive of reason on account of exposure into them any new word based "Pat, what is your horse's name?" the same salary. Recently I took a to light rays reflected from the sun by "That depends, yer honor," returned on substantial derivatives, for the existence score of experienced middle aged men Home-Made Sausage and Hamburger a dead satelite," if you insist upon the driver. "Dinnis or Mickey, whichever of which a plausible reason can and put them to work wrapping parcels exactness. of yez goes halves on yer winnin's." De made. in a large concern beside 20 young The progress of modern business Give us a Trial and You Will Stay With Us men. They did as much work as the The bet was declared oif, but Pal and especially the discoveries that Subsidizing the Poet. younger and in some instances more." got a tip for his wit.—New York Amen have been made in the fields of elec We seem to be as much at sea in Our Prices are Always Right and Our Stock Always Fresh I lean. tricity and medicine in the last decade this matter as they were about 12(1 Pilgrims War Victims. have been responsible for the incorporation A. D., when the critic cursed the town Mohammedans from the Malay archipelago, a into the language of many Grand Opera Climax. for keeping alive so many poets and litis Block, Third Street International Falls, Minn who went on pilgrimage to new words. cursed it again for starving so many Little Isabelle is very fond of music Mecca to worship at the shrine of the and never misses an opportunity to of them wanted to know how a man prophet and thereby earn the title ol could behold the horses of the chariot attend a concert or hear music in any Frenzied Fiction. "hadji" which confers life-long distinction a of the sun if he had to grub for form. One afternoon some days ago "Take this dictation," ordered the and eternal bliss hereafter, are living, and wanted to drive most poetc her mother took the litle girl to call great stock broker as the stenographer destitute and stranded in Arabia. on a friend who owns a music box. Foi entered his office. back to grubbing for a living as soot They are the victims of the severance as he observed their manner of beholding the kidling's benefit the music machine She did. of communications brought about by the horses of the chariot ol $ was started and the hostess went "If I tell all that I know," he began, & the war, and a representative of the. JOHN M. G1SH through her list of records from "It's the sun said you ought to fatten poets "inside of two weeks there will not be Dutch government is being dispatched to make them sing, and became violently a Long Way to Tipperary" and "Take one member left in either the senate to the port of Jeddah to superintend a Little Tip From Father," to "The angry the moment a fat poet be or the house of representatives. I am their embarkation in special ships gan singing blamed a rich man foi Jewel Song" from "Faust." The last in possession of information-— which the authorities are solicitously Watchmaker and Jeweler record was the "Miserere" from "U "I beg your pardon," interrupted the feeding a pet lion instead of subsidizing sending thither to convey these colonial Trovatore," and as everyone knows some author at much less expense, stenographer, "but aren't you overstating subjects home. About 4,000 such it is a tuneful selection in spite of the the facts?" and was all for feeding the author pilgrims were similarly repatriated mournful name. The grand climax ol to the lion on reading what h€ "What of it?" returned the great last year. the selection, with all the opera stara stock broker. "I wrote a series of articles wrote. He wanted authors protected, Agent for Singer Sewing but the literary choices made by tht singing their best, appealed to little that brought me notoriety once The Berkeley Campanile. Isabelle especially and she sat with upon a time. Maybe this will help me protector almost drove him mad.—New The erection of a 300-foot campanile Machine Company and Wood­ wide-open eyes and ears until the last repeat the proposition." Republic. at the University of California, at note died away. Then she cried: "Gee, For, being a successful business Berkeley, Cal., has been delayed by stock Typewriter. mamma! That sounds just like a man, he realized that advertising paya the. lack of data on this character of For Invalids. glorified cat-fight."—Brockton Enterprise. $ building. This project has been undei A raw egg is one of the most nutrt way for a long time, and the unusual The X-Ray Microscope. tlous of foods, and may be taken easily nature of the work required that the There is a method of using X-rayfi if the yolk is not broken. A little & Work of Jaj&tyese Silkworms. builders should study up previous experiences with the microscope called microradiography. nutmeg grated upon the egg, a few Also dealer in fjt $ An improvement in the manner ol of this kind and the result Tht apparatus enables a drops of lemon juice added, some chopped $ hatching silkworms has been recently $ was that designers and builders were person quickly and thoroughly to examine parsley sprinkled over it, or some $ Wear-U-Well Shoes perfected by Japanese growers. Egg unable to find much that would be ol the internal structure of small salt and a dash of cayenne pepper will cards are immersed in diluted hydro value to them In the present case. opaque objects, the dissection of which vary the flavor and make it more chloric acid for five to ten hours just The campanile has been completed at for microscopic observation is ordinarily palatable when taken as a medicine. before they are hatched. In a fort last, and it is thought to be prool very slow and unsatisfactory. In case of intestinal troubles, a partly night or 12 days after the immersion against earthquake ehock. It is of So clearly does the instrument reveal beaten raw egg, taken at one swallow, the eggs are perfectly hatched, and steel and re-enforced concrete, with a the internal structure of diatoms is recommended. It Is healing to the worms that are stronger and more facing of granite. It is 303 feet high and other minute organisms that specimens inflamed stomach and intestines and healthy than those hatched in any and 34 feet wide at the base. 3 8 apparently belonging to the same relieves the feeling of distress. Doctors other way may be seen coming out ol species have in some cases been easily say that four eggs taken in this WE LOAN MONEY the shells. The silk produced by the Lord Carmichael'® Thrift. seen to belong to different species. manner in 24 hours will furnish the worms thus hatched is better and longer Lord Carmichael, whose term of Moreover, the apparatus shows the best kind of nourishment as well-ac than that produced in any office as. governor of Bengal expires, bones and other parts of large nnimnlq medicine for the patient other way. It has been stated that the and who will, be succeeded by Lord and fossils in extremely minute de* silk produced by the worms bred in Ronaldshay, is a Scotchman of tall. Temple to Goddess of Childbirth. the newly invented way measured methodical and economical habits. One of the most important archae* 1,200 feet, whereas the thread produced When In Victoria, Australia, he was This bank loans money. That's the way we make our A Bait for Pigeons. logical discoveries of recent years has by the worms hatched in the ordinary known as the governor who was generous living. But we don't loan money foolishly nor for improvident •IS A little salt mixed with a quantity just been made at Gonnoi, near the at way measures only 700 feet in large sums, but careful In of common yellow clay and placed oq vale of Temple in Thessaly. The purposes. J- the longest. small. Speaking at a dinner given in the roof or on a board on the side ol Archaeological society has just unearthed his honor, by his clansmen under the It is our ambition to see this community prosper and an outbuilding will attract the common what is plainly a sanctuary to •V Are Lamps Disappearing. Southern Cross, Lord Carmichael was it is decidedly to our advantage to see that it does prosper, pigeons to such an extent it will not the Goddess Artemis and among the With the advent of the gas-filled Incandescent asked why he did not indulge in the be difficult to secure quite a bevy oi articles found on the spot are some because, if the community prospers our deposits will increase electric lamp the future social virtue of a smoke. He replied: these birds. It is known that the pigeon of the most remarkable votive, offerings of the ordinary inclosed arc lamp as MSmokin\ ladies and gentlemen, is and we will have more money to loan. It can readily be loves a little salt, and as most oi yet discovered. One hundred s-» a commercial product dwindled away. unco expensive, and when I try other the natural salt licks, as they were seen, therefore, that we cannot consistently loan money for thirty-eight marble shafts have in-: Ordinary tungsten lamps of the vacuum people's tobacco, It disna drawl" called in early days, are gone, the birds scriptions from which it is plain that ^any purpose not conductive to the best interests of the community type had been competing will soon discover the salt with thf the shrine was devoted to Artemis as .with the inclosed arc lamp, but not Municipal Bus Line. in general and the borrower in particular. On this moist earth. a goddess of childbirth, "Artemis genitlx." with the degree of success that had San Francisco plans to be a pioneer basis this bank loans money gladly. attended the gas-filled unit. This new in the municipal operation of motor •A type of lamp has superseded the ordinary bus. lines for street traffic, and before Horticulture In Mustaches. inclosed arc lamp for both the year is out expects to be running Children are consistent and logical Unanimous. them in Connection with the municipal Patient's Wife—"I hope you gentle Street and factory lighting.—Electrical in their thinking, if nothing else. We Loan Money, on Farm Lands. Call and See Us railways. The first will be across .(World. Uncle Jim removed a mustache he men are not going to disagree!" First Golden Gate park. Transfers will be Doctor—^h, not about anything important. had worn for a year or so. A relative Issued and accepted with the municipal Doctor Fell insists on tre £:^Chance for Heroism. remarked she never had seen Uncle line. The city engineer reports panning "uDoctor Fluke holds out foi "But, Miss Grabcoin, I cannot live Jim with a mustache, and another The FiMt Natibnal Bank ,wlzout you." five busses can be operated at 13 cents removing, the appendix, and I am in member of the family Sftfd: "Oh, yes, a mile and will pay because of the "If that la the case, my dear count, be grew it, about two years ago." favorJif imputation at the knee. But Uwp it&wS2 'on oblige me-by-going to increased traffic they will bring to we're "aljl agreed "Did he plant thefrseed?" llttl a Pofti